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Oh, good morning,
Mrs. Trumbull.
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Morning.
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Well!
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday
to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, Mrs. Ricardo ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
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Well, thank you very much,
Mrs. Trumbull,
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but today isn't my birthday.
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- It isn't?
- No.
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But I wrote the date down
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when the Mertzes gave you
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that birthday party last year.
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Can't understand
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how I could have made
such a mistake.
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When is your birthday?
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Never.
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What?
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I had my last birthday
a year ago today.
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Oh.
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So you've reached that point.
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Mm-hmm.
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I know how you feel.
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I stopped
having birthdays
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when I was your age.
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At least I think
I was your age.
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How old are you?
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How old were you
when you stopped?
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Well, my last birthday
was my 29th.
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You were just my age.
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That's what I figured.
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I was 34 at the time.
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Well, if it
isn't your birthday,
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I'll take back my song.
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Well, thank you very much.
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It was a very nice song,
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but I just don't
want anything
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to remind me
it's my birthday.
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Gee, I wonder how I can keep
Ricky from remembering.
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Just don't tell him.
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Mrs. Trumbull,
I'll have you know
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that Ricky never
forgets my birthday.
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Why, this is the most important
day of the year to him.
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Well, that's nice.
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Really.
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[Ricky] Lucy!
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Yes, dear?
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Have I got any clean
handkerchiefs?
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Uh, in the top drawer.
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You just watch what
a big fuss he makes.
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Oh, hello, Mrs. Trumbull.
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Good morning, Mr. Ricardo.
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Honey, I'm in a hurry,
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so I'll eat breakfast
on the way down to the club.
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- Good-bye.
- Bye.
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- Bye.
- Good-bye.
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What are you
looking for, dear?
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Well, I got
something for you.
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You have?
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Yeah.
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Oh, here it is.
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I broke the crystal
to my watch.
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Will you take it to the
jewelers for me, please?
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Oh, sure, sure.
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Thanks.
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Well, he's probably going to buy
my present downtown today
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and he'll bring it
home with him
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when he comes home
to dinner tonight.
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Yes.
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- Honey?
- Oh, yes, dear?
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I almost forgot
what day this is.
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You did?
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I got an extra rehearsal
at the club,
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so I won't be able to be home
for dinner.
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Now, don't feel too bad,
Mrs. Ricardo.
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Remember, you wanted him
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to forget your birthday.
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Sure I wanted him
to forget my birthday,
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but he forgot my birthday!
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Hi, Rick, come on in.
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No, Fred, I'm in a hurry.
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Look, I just
wanted to check.
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Did you order the cake?
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We certainly did.
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It's got pink roses
and a great big heart
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with "Happy Birthday, Lucy"
written right on top of it.
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Oh, gee,
that's just wonderful.
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Oh, you should have
seen her just now.
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She was just about to cry
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because she thinks
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that I've forgotten
her birthday.
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Well, we'll make up
for it tonight
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and everybody said
they could come.
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Let me see,
there's the Orsattis,
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the Sedgwicks,
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the Morgans
and the Van Blacks.
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Wonderful, wonderful.
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I got a big ringside
table at the club
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I'm getting all
fixed up real pretty.
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And I wrote a special
song just for Lucy.
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- A song?
- Yeah.
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- No kidding?
- Yeah.
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Oh, great.
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Now, look, look,
will you tell Ethel
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to keep it quiet?
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You mean old blabbermouth?
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Yeah.
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Don't worry,
she won't say a word.
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Okay. I'll see
you later, Fred.
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Thanks a lot.
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- So long, Rick.
- Bye.
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Oh, my dear,
you mustn't brood
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because your husband
acted that way.
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I'm not brooding.
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I'm really glad
that Ricky forgot my birthday.
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It's just that it makes him
look so bad in comparison
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to all my other friends
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who think enough
of me to remember,
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like you and Ethel Mertz
and all the rest.
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Mrs. Trumbull...
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would you stay here
with Little Ricky
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while I go downstairs
for a while?
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Why, certainly I will.
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You know I...
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I guess I am feeling
a little low about Ricky
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and all the fuss that Ethel
will make over my birthday
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will kind of cheer me up
a little,
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to say nothing
of the nice present
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she has undoubtedly bought me.
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All right,
I'll stay with the baby
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just as long as you want.
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Thank you.
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Now, don't rush.
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No, I won't, thanks.
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Oh. Oh, Ethel.
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Hi, Lucy.
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Hi.
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I was just coming
down to see you.
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You were?
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Uh-huh.
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Why?
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Oh, I just wanted to say hello.
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Oh.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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What did you want
to see me about?
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I brought up your mail.
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Oh, is that all?
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Yeah, there wasn't much
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for anybody today.
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I mean, there wasn't
anything else on your mind?
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Nope.
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No?
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Well, let's see
what's in the mail.
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Oh... oh, this looks
like a card of some kind.
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You know, a happy-
something-or-other card.
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Isn't this exciting?
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What's the matter?
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Wasn't it exciting?
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Not unless you want to go to the
opening of Joe's Delicatessen.
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Oh.
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Well, guess I'd better
be running along.
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Oh, no.
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No, sit down.
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Let's chat.
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Okay.
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What's new?
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Oh, nothing.
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Nothing.
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What's new with you?
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Nothing.
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Not a thing.
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You know, I have
a strange feeling
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that today is some
special day or something.
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You know, like I'd
forgotten something.
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Oh, I've had
that feeling.
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Isn't it annoying?
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Yeah.
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What could it be?
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Well, it must be
something important.
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Gee, I can't imagine
what it could be, Lucy.
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- Oh!
- What?
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I got a date at the beauty
parlor in 20 minutes.
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I got to get my hair
fixed up for tonight.
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Tonight?
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Um... yes, Fred and I
are going to go out
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with the head
of his lodge to dinner.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Well, so long, Lucy.
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Good-bye.
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Oh, didn't Mrs. Mertz
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remember your
birthday either?
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She sure didn't.
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In fact, she made Ricky's
"didn't" look like a "did."
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Here, now,
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you just have
a good, good cry.
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Well, crying won't
do any good.
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It won't change things any.
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Oh, fine, now I got the hiccups.
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Try holding your breath;
that ought to stop them.
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No. That never
does any good.
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I always get the hiccups
when I cry.
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Ever since I was a little
girl.
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Well, hold your breath
for 20 seconds, that'll stop it.
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It never does any good.
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Oh, yes, it will.
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Come on, I'll prove it
to you now. Let's try.
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All right.
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Now, when I say "go,"
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you take a deep,
long breath.
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All right.
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Go.
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Not yet.
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Not yet.
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20 seconds is a long time.
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People don't realize
how long it is.
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Well, this watch isn't
even going.
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Oh!
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Well, anyway,
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it made you forget
your troubles.
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It did not.
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You know what
I'm going to do?
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What?
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I'm going to give myself
a birthday party.
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Now, that's a good idea.
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Will you come?
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I certainly will.
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It's going to be
a gay party, too--
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Everybody all
dressed up, formal.
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Fine.
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I'm going to ask
all my good friends--
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The Orsattis,
the Sedgwicks
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and the Morgans
and the Van Blacks.
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I'll get my dress
out of the trunk.
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It's been there so long,
it's back in style again.
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Oh, good.
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♪ Say, have you ever met a girl
who's the toast of the town? ♪
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♪ A work of art
without a question ♪
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♪ You better write
her number down. ♪
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Okay, boys, that's all right.
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Be sure you watch those
last brass figures there.
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Bite 'em off real good, eh?
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Now, let's have everything
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just right tonight, fellas.
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It's Lucy's birthday
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and I got a surprise
party for her.
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I want everything
to be perfect.
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Hey, Rick!
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Oh, hi, Fred.
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Everything's all set.
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Did you get the cake?
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Yeah... all right,
bring it in.
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Did you ever see a cake
like that in your life?
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Oh, isn't that the most
beautiful thing
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you've ever seen?
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Isn't that a beauty?
Look at the candles.
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Oh, and that frosting.
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"Happy birthday, Lucy."
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Oh, she's going
to get a big... mmm.
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She's going to get a big kick
out of that.
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Look at those colors, yeah.
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Isn't that beautiful?
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Oh, Mrs. Trumbull.
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Well, I'm early, I see.
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Oh, dear,
I forgot to call you.
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I couldn't get anyone
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to come to my party,
Mrs. Trumbull.
267
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,370
What do you mean you couldn't
get anyone to come? I'm here.
268
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,247
- Well...
- Little Ricky's here.
269
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,458
Why, we can have
a wonderful party
270
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:51,461
just the three of us.
271
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,171
You can't have
a real party
272
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:54,380
without paper hats.
273
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,631
There's one for you
274
00:11:55,756 --> 00:12:01,763
and... one for me...
275
00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,974
and one for Little Ricky.
276
00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:09,771
Oh, he looks so cute.
277
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:19,530
Well, um... now, let's throw
some of this around,
278
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,866
give it a gay atmosphere.
279
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,913
Whee!
280
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,125
Whee!
281
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,589
Whee!
282
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,592
Whee.
283
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,644
Oh... oh...
284
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,187
Isn't this fun?
285
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,522
Yeah, I guess so.
286
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:53,982
Uh... I sure appreciate
287
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,985
everything you've
done, Mrs. Trumbull.
288
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,570
The cake and all,
it's very nice.
289
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,322
It's just that I guess
290
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,658
I'm not much
in a party mood.
291
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,451
Mrs. Trumbull, would you stay
292
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,910
with Little Ricky again?
293
00:13:07,035 --> 00:13:08,453
I'd like to take a walk.
294
00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:10,999
All right, dear,
you go right ahead.
295
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,458
Thank you.
296
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:22,343
Don't you worry.
297
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:25,013
I'll take care of
Little Ricky, all right.
298
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,514
Okay, thank you.
299
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,517
And hurry back so
we can cut the cake.
300
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,644
Yeah.
301
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:40,903
Tropicana.
302
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:43,948
[Trumbull] I'd like to speak
to Mr. Ricardo, please.
303
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,575
Mr. Ricardo?
Yes, he's around somewhere.
304
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,784
Just a moment.
305
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:47,952
Oh, Ricky.
306
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:48,953
[Ricky] Yeah?
307
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,288
On the phone, please.
308
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,748
Okay.
309
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,086
Thank you.
310
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,464
Hello.
311
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:02,467
You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.
312
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:03,718
What?
313
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,889
You... y-y-you man, you!
314
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,600
Who is this?
315
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,434
It's Mrs. Trumbull.
316
00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:14,227
Mrs. Trumbull!
317
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:18,441
Thanks to you, your poor little
wife is crying her eyes out,
318
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:22,278
and even now, she's walking
the streets brokenhearted.
319
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,906
What are you talking about?
320
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:28,409
Today happened to be
your wife's birthday.
321
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,244
Oh, I know that,
I know it.
322
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,873
I got a wonderful surprise party
all fixed up for her.
323
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,792
You have?
324
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,418
Why, sure.
325
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,754
I was just about to call
the apartment and ask her
326
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,132
to bring me down some music
that I left on top of the piano.
327
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:46,761
Now, what are you talking
about her walking the streets?
328
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:52,100
Well, I guess I exaggerated,
but... oh, she was so upset.
329
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,477
She went out for a walk.
330
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,938
Oh, gee, I didn't want
that to happen.
331
00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,400
Well, look, Mrs. Trumbull,
as soon as she comes back,
332
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,818
tell her that I called
333
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,570
and that I want her
to bring me some music
334
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:08,157
that I left on top of the piano
right down to the club.
335
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,867
All right, Mr. Ricardo.
336
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:13,121
And don't you worry,
I'll stay with the baby.
337
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,123
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Trumbull.
338
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,749
You're a real doll.
339
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,961
Muchas gracias.
340
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,338
Adios, amigo.
341
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:26,027
Friends, I think
we have found here
342
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:29,739
a poor, lonely soul
who needs our help.
343
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,077
Oh, you mean me?
344
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,371
Indeed we do, my dear.
345
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:43,085
We who know what it is to be
lonely, cast off and forgotten,
346
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,046
bring you friendship.
347
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:49,592
Oh, well, thanks just the same,
but I'm all right.
348
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:53,387
Well, open up your heart
and let our friendship in.
349
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,598
We know what it is to have
350
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,601
to spend the night
on a park bench.
351
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,561
Oh, you've got me
all wrong.
352
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,105
I'm all right,
I got plenty of money.
353
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,690
We're sure of that.
354
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:08,569
No, really,
I'm loaded.
355
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:14,575
We're sure of that, too.
356
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,744
Oh! Oh, no,
you don't understand.
357
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:21,999
You see, I always get
the hiccups when I cry,
358
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,794
and, well, I...
I've been crying.
359
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:28,297
I don't know why
I should tell you, but...
360
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,259
well, today was my birthday
361
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,969
and nobody even...
362
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,763
Oh, it's her birthday.
363
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:40,434
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
364
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,979
♪ Happy birthday
to you ♪
365
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,815
♪ Happy birthday, dear... ♪
366
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,568
Lucy.
367
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,611
♪ Lucy ♪
368
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,574
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
369
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:55,825
Oh, thank you very much.
370
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:56,951
That's very nice. Thanks.
371
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,621
You don't have any friends,
do you?
372
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:04,709
No, I don't.
373
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,379
Well, you have friends now.
374
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,590
Come with us, my dear.
375
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,133
Oh, no, I couldn't.
376
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,677
Oh, you still
don't trust us, do you?
377
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,470
Well, it isn't
that I don't trust...
378
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,722
Is there anyone here among us
379
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:20,224
who would like to tell
of his experience
380
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,351
with The Friends
of the Friendless?
381
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,353
I would like
to do that, sir.
382
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:31,986
I would like to tell you
383
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,904
of something
that happened to me
384
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,364
and the lesson
I learned
385
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,617
and the meaning
of true friendship.
386
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,621
I didn't have a friend
in the world.
387
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,998
I was just
a bit of flotsam
388
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,499
in the sea of life,
389
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,002
a pitiful outcast
390
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,963
shunned by my fellow man.
391
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,799
I was a mess.
392
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:59,263
And then one day
they came along--
393
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,015
These good people--
394
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,850
Unasked,
395
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,311
The Friends of
the Friendless.
396
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:08,356
And they put their
arm around my waist
397
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,067
and they said,
"We will be your friend
398
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,109
"because you
are friendless
399
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:15,905
"and we are The Friends
of the Friendless.
400
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:18,532
"And if you accept
our friendship,
401
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,369
"you will never again
be friendless,
402
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,664
"for we are The Friends
of the Friendless
403
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,832
and you will
have friends."
404
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:30,836
To this day, I have
never been friendless.
405
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,422
I have friends...
406
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:38,469
friends in the
time of joy...
407
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:43,015
friends in the
time of sorrow...
408
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,727
real friends...
409
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,771
true friends...
410
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,856
friends.
411
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,738
Friends. Friends.
412
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,951
My friends.
413
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,369
You will come with us?
414
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,539
No.
415
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,666
No, I want you
to go with me.
416
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:11,669
There's someone
I want to give a lesson to
417
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,088
in the true meaning
of friendship.
418
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,464
Of course.
419
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,696
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
420
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,698
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
421
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,117
Thank you.
You're a wonderful audience.
422
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:45,536
Those were Pugh and Carroll--
423
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:49,999
The two greatest contortionists
in America today.
424
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:53,335
And now,
we'd like to introduce...
425
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,200
♪ We are friends
of the friendless ♪
426
00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,035
♪ Yes, we are, yes, we are. ♪
427
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,162
♪ We are friends
of the friendless ♪
428
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,039
♪ Be they near,
be they far. ♪
429
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:31,791
♪ We uplift
the poor downtrodden ♪
430
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,792
♪ And we sober up the sodden ♪
431
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,669
♪ We are friends
of the friendless ♪
432
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,963
♪ Yes, we are, yes, we are. ♪
433
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:50,851
I want to tell you all
something that happened to me,
434
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,354
the lesson I learned tonight
435
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,857
and the true meaning
of friendship.
436
00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:02,446
These people are my friends,
The Friends of the Friendless.
437
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:07,117
And I was friendless.
438
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:10,996
I was just a bit of flotsam
in the sea,
439
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:16,752
a pitiful outcast
shunned by my fellow man.
440
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,463
I was a mess.
441
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:24,510
The people I thought
were my friends forsook me.
442
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:27,721
Even my own husband
443
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,975
proved he was
just a husband
444
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,143
and not a friend.
445
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:36,939
Today was my birthday,
446
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,817
and do you think
anybody remembered?
447
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,734
Nobody remembered.
448
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,113
Nobody did a thing about it.
449
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:47,992
Nobody even as much...
not a sing...
450
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,244
Happy birthday!
451
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,205
Ethel!
452
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,794
Happy birthday,
sweetheart.
453
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,254
Happy birthday?
454
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,006
Happy birthday for me?
455
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:05,009
Yeah, honey, we didn't
forget your birthday.
456
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,927
We had this thing
planned for weeks.
457
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,846
We just couldn't get
a hold of you--
458
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,388
You had run out
of the house.
459
00:23:10,513 --> 00:23:11,557
Nobody could find you.
460
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:12,850
Oh, no!
461
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,018
Oh, honey.
462
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,436
And I got a wonderful
present for you.
463
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:17,730
You want to hear it?
464
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:18,898
Hear it?
465
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,107
Yeah.
466
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:28,866
♪ I love Lucy and she loves me ♪
467
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:33,662
♪ We're as happy as two can be ♪
468
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:38,375
♪ Sometimes we quarrel,
but then ♪
469
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,004
♪ How we love making up again. ♪
470
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:46,634
♪ Lucy kisses like no one can ♪
471
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:49,887
♪ She's my missus
and I'm her man ♪
472
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:53,766
♪ And life is heaven, you see ♪
473
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,601
♪ 'Cause I love Lucy ♪
474
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:57,811
♪ Yes, I love Lucy ♪
475
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:01,231
♪ And Lucy loves me. ♪
476
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:02,273
Everybody sing!
477
00:24:02,398 --> 00:24:05,402
♪ I love Lucy and she loves me ♪
478
00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:08,530
♪ We're as happy as two can be ♪
479
00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:12,451
♪ Sometimes we quarrel,
but then ♪
480
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,955
♪ How we love making up again. ♪
481
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:19,500
♪ Lucy kisses like no one can ♪
482
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:23,045
♪ She's my missus
and I'm her man ♪
483
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:26,590
♪ And life is heaven, you see ♪
484
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,425
♪ 'Cause I love Lucy ♪
485
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,302
♪ Yeah, I love Lucy ♪
486
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:36,475
♪ And Lucy loves me. ♪
487
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,839
Mrs. Trumbull was
played by Elizabeth Patterson;
488
00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:09,215
the man in the park
was Ransom Sherman;
489
00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:10,801
the leader of the band
was Byron Foulger;
490
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,303
and the headwaiter
was William Hamel.
491
00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,411
I Love Lucy
is a Desilu Production.
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