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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:26,485 Ricky, Ricky! 2 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:27,194 Ricky, Ricky! 3 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,195 Ricky, guess what? 4 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:29,279 What, what? 5 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,281 The baby laughed right out loud. 6 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:32,908 That's nice. 7 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:37,329 You said the baby laughed right out loud? 8 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,664 Yes, and it was so cute. 9 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:39,831 You should've seen it. 10 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,290 And it wasn't an accident. 11 00:00:41,415 --> 00:00:43,502 I made a funny face and he laughed at it. 12 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:44,795 Isn't that intelligent? 13 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,046 Oh, honey. 14 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:48,340 I wish I seen him. 15 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:49,883 Well, come on, I'll make him do it again. 16 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:50,884 You think he will? 17 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:51,885 Sure he will. 18 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,011 - Yeah? - Yeah. 19 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,014 Come on. 20 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,391 Now, you just watch. 21 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:58,809 Come on, honey. 22 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,018 Hi, there, old man. 23 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:01,478 Here we go. Here we go again. 24 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:02,479 Now, you watch. 25 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,398 All right. 26 00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:15,242 Well, he laughed before. 27 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,244 Maybe that face wasn't funny. 28 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,670 He's a great audience, this kid. 29 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:28,964 Well, I'll... I'll get him. 30 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,263 Pekinese dog. 31 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,644 Deadpan Ricardo. 32 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:47,608 Hey, honey, cut that out! 33 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:50,527 You going to scare the kid to death. 34 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:53,071 Honey, put your face back where it belongs. 35 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:02,623 Oh, great. 36 00:02:02,748 --> 00:02:03,874 Thank you. 37 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:05,250 Never mind. 38 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,418 That's very funny. 39 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,419 Is that any way for you to act? 40 00:02:08,544 --> 00:02:10,088 How about some lunch, eh? 41 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,590 I'll be right with you. 42 00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:14,300 Can't you do what mama wants you to do, huh? 43 00:02:20,556 --> 00:02:22,768 You got a sink to be fixed? 44 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:27,856 Hey, Rick. 45 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,024 Oh! Oh, hi, Fred. 46 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,485 Just a minute, would you? Just a minute. 47 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,450 Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 48 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,202 What's so exciting? 49 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,453 All those Indians 50 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,788 you used to have in this country. 51 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:45,499 The stories about them 52 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:48,418 would really make your blood cuddle. 53 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:50,462 "Cuddle"? 54 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,297 Yeah, cuddle. 55 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,715 Oh, "cuddle." 56 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,175 I thought you meant like in that song 57 00:02:56,300 --> 00:02:58,303 "Curdle Up a Little Closer." 58 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,763 Oh. 59 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,098 What are you reading 60 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,100 that kind of stuff for, anyhow? 61 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:05,310 Well, uh, Lucy wants me to study American history 62 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,854 so I'll be a good father for the boy. 63 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,608 And you know something? 64 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,401 It gave me a wonderful idea. 65 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:14,486 - Yeah? - Yes, sir. 66 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,697 I'm putting on a show at the club-- 67 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:17,781 An Indian show. 68 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:18,949 Oh... fine. 69 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,118 Hey, have you got a job for me in it? 70 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:25,455 Well, you don't look like the Indian type to me, Fred. 71 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,334 You look more like the plumber type. 72 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:32,044 Which reminds me, I got a sink in the kitchen 73 00:03:32,169 --> 00:03:33,296 that needs fixing. 74 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:34,339 All right, okay, okay. 75 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,592 I'll be right with you. 76 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:41,304 Hello. 77 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:43,181 Hello. 78 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,307 [Ricky] Oh, I got it, honey. 79 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,308 Oh. 80 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:46,727 Hello. 81 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:49,020 Oh, hi, Jerry. 82 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,898 Yeah, you find the Indians? 83 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:53,275 Two of them. 84 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,276 Good, yeah. 85 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,777 That's what we need. 86 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:56,987 Okay, look, Jerry. 87 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,238 I tell you what. 88 00:03:58,363 --> 00:04:01,032 Send them over to my apartment this afternoon 89 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,701 and I'll look at them, eh? 90 00:04:02,826 --> 00:04:03,827 Okay. 91 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:05,245 Thank you. 92 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,663 Good-bye, Jerry. 93 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,760 Ug! 94 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:22,512 Okay, I give up. 95 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,389 What are you supposed to be? 96 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,309 Me a heap good injun. 97 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:31,396 Me do-em soft moccasin dance for you. 98 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:46,577 How you likum? 99 00:04:46,702 --> 00:04:49,581 Stinkum. 100 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:54,544 Look, Fred, they got to be real Indians. 101 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:55,587 I'm sorry, old man. 102 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:56,838 I got a couple of them 103 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,589 coming over here this afternoon. 104 00:04:58,714 --> 00:04:59,883 - Coming over here? - Yeah. 105 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,092 Oh, well, listen. 106 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:03,762 How are you going to keep Lucy out of the act? 107 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:04,763 Lucy? 108 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:05,806 Yeah. 109 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:07,724 Oh, well, that's all over with. 110 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,267 Lucy's a mother now. 111 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:12,437 She's perfectly happy just staying at home 112 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,606 and taking care of the baby. 113 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:15,899 This I got to see. 114 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,234 - Hi, Fred. - Hi, Lucy. 115 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:18,276 - Oh, Lucy. - What? 116 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:19,736 I was just telling Fred 117 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:21,446 that since you had the baby 118 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,782 the thought of being in show business 119 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,325 has completely left your mind. 120 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,535 Hasn't it? 121 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,957 Yup, it's gone. 122 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:36,628 See, she doesn't care anything about the new show. 123 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:37,712 New show? 124 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,047 What do I do? 125 00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:42,467 I thought it had left your mind. 126 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,135 Well, it had, but you opened the door 127 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,553 - and it flew right back in. - Oh, no. 128 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:46,680 Ricky, what'll I do? 129 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:47,848 - What'll I do, sing? - No. 130 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:48,890 - Dance? -No. 131 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:49,933 - Tell jokes? - No. 132 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,142 - Play my saxophone? - No. 133 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,854 Walk around, look beautiful like a show girl? 134 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:56,356 Down, girl. 135 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,483 - - Down, girl. 136 00:05:58,608 --> 00:05:59,734 Down, girl! 137 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,320 Little mother... 138 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:03,697 Now, Ricky, it's been a long time 139 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,824 since I even asked you to be in one of your shows. 140 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:07,784 Yes, I remember the last time 141 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,954 and you said it was going to be your swan song. 142 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,414 Well, it's time for that swan 143 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,124 to hit the comeback trail. 144 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,001 That swan's got a little ham in it. 145 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,420 You keep out of this. 146 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,630 Look, I want you to understand this. 147 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,214 You cannot be in this show 148 00:06:22,339 --> 00:06:23,592 or in any other show. 149 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:24,634 Give me one good reason. 150 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,887 I'll give you one good reason. 151 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:28,178 You're a mother. 152 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,848 I have just as much talent now 153 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:31,766 as I had before the baby was born. 154 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,394 That makes two good reasons. 155 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,567 Your public is waiting for you in there. 156 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:43,069 Oh. 157 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:45,238 I guess I better call up and cancel those auditions, huh? 158 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:46,781 What's the show about? 159 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,575 Never mind! 160 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,870 Ay-ay-ay. 161 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:27,530 What's the matter? 162 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:28,573 What? 163 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:29,574 What's the matter? 164 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:30,784 Matter? 165 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:32,077 Oh, nothing, dear. 166 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,996 I'm just sitting here. 167 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,164 What's new? 168 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,582 I'm going down to the club. 169 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:38,917 Oh, nothing, nothing. 170 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:39,918 I'm all right. 171 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,586 Good-bye, dear. 172 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,797 Oh, that's nice. 173 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,845 Oh, are you leaving? 174 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,390 Good-bye. 175 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,899 Fred, I'm going to go down to the club 176 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,859 and call Jerry and tell him 177 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,529 to switch the auditions down there. 178 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:09,948 Hey, I got a great joke you can use. 179 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:11,116 - Yeah? - Yeah. 180 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,159 Do you know the one about the Indian 181 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,245 that had to sleep in the hotel lobby 182 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:17,455 because he didn't have a reservation? 183 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,458 No. 184 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:21,793 How does it go? 185 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:27,090 Never mind, you wouldn't like it. 186 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:57,495 - Hi. - 187 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,000 Oh, my... 188 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,918 Don't ever do that! 189 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,378 Are you crazy? 190 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,880 Oh, you startled me. 191 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,715 I was reading this book. 192 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,217 Well, it must be some book. 193 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:12,594 Let me see it. 194 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,345 Good night! 195 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,097 Blood-Curdling Indian Tales. 196 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:19,100 Oh, you're reading more sophisticated stuff these days, 197 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,769 aren't you? 198 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,437 Those were very exciting times. 199 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,105 I-I'm glad I didn't live in them. 200 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,024 Listen-- listen to this. 201 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:29,235 "Then the silhouettes of the Indians appeared on the horizon. 202 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,696 "The pioneer men pushed the women and children 203 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:32,864 back into the wagons." 204 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,492 Imagine being alone out on the prairie 205 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:37,202 thousands of miles away from any help. 206 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,495 - Oh, yeah. - Imagine that. 207 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:41,706 "The Indians crept closer and closer. 208 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,918 "Fire-tipped arrows pierced the canvas of the first wagon. 209 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:46,044 "Women fainted. 210 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,545 "Children screamed. 211 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,714 "The Indians were almost upon them. 212 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:53,218 "They could see their fiendish faces hideously painted-- 213 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:56,136 "Grotesque in the light of the leaping flames. 214 00:09:56,261 --> 00:09:59,891 "There was a lull as the last groans of the dying men faded. 215 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:03,477 "Suddenly to the ears of the cowering women and children, 216 00:10:03,602 --> 00:10:05,480 "out of the stillness of the night, 217 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,732 broke the sound of an Indian war cry." 218 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,192 (doorbell buzzes) 219 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,863 Oh. 220 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,909 It's just the doorbell. 221 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,745 Oh, I was really gone. 222 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,039 I'm telling you, these things can really... 223 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,417 Ethel! 224 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,795 Ethel! 225 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:29,921 My baby, my baby! 226 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,089 Oh, Lucy. 227 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,091 My baby! There are wild Indians out there! 228 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:34,259 Wild Indians! 229 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,594 Your imagination has run away with you. 230 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:37,720 We're surrounded! We're being attacked! 231 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:39,264 Indians! Don't open the door, Ethel. 232 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,348 They'll scalp us. 233 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,684 Lucy... wait a minute. 234 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:46,896 I never thought I'd see you crack up. 235 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,278 What do we do?! What do we do?! 236 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,362 Barricade the door! 237 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:29,147 Oh, he's a big one. 238 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:30,565 We better get the... 239 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,732 Help! 240 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:32,817 Fred! Indians! Look! 241 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:33,943 Indians! 242 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,153 They tried to scalp us! 243 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,154 - Wait a minute, wait a minute! - They tried to scalp us! 244 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,238 What's... What's going...? 245 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,489 They came right in on us. 246 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,366 Are you dames balmy or something? 247 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,367 No! 248 00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:42,368 These guys are actors. 249 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:43,785 - Actors? - [Ethel] Actors?! 250 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,622 [Fred] They're gonna be in Ricky's new show. 251 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,582 Eww... 252 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,126 They should've gone down to the club. 253 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,544 Why'd you slug 'em? 254 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:52,879 What? 255 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,339 Why'd you slug 'em? 256 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,924 Why'd we slug 'em? 257 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,550 [Ethel] Uh... 258 00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,011 Oh! Oh, oh, I was reading a book about Indians, 259 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:03,181 and right in the most exciting part they came in 260 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,308 and... we just got carried away. 261 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,684 Well, if they're hurt, you might get put away. 262 00:12:07,809 --> 00:12:08,937 Oh, let's see, then. 263 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,146 Help him up, Fred. 264 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,648 We'll help you up. 265 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:12,815 Mr. Indian. 266 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,067 - There you are. - Come on. Come on. 267 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:16,861 - There. You okay? You okay? - Atta boy, chief. 268 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,907 Oh, uh, me heap sorry me smackum on coco. 269 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,409 Huh? 270 00:12:23,534 --> 00:12:25,535 Oh. Oh, you speak English? 271 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:29,207 Certainly I speak English! 272 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,042 What are youse trying to do, murder me? 273 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,794 Oh, no. No, I'm terribly sorry. 274 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,170 We thought you were someone else. 275 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,797 Well, ain't this Ricardo's place? 276 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:36,798 Yes, yes. 277 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,466 Oh, and you're supposed to go down 278 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,926 to the Tropicana club. 279 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,427 Are you all right? 280 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,554 Well... I guess we'll live. 281 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:44,639 Man, these auditions 282 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,933 are getting tougher every day. 283 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,811 Listen, I'm Mrs. Ricardo 284 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:50,852 and I promise 285 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:52,689 that you'll both get the job if... 286 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:56,776 if, uh, maybe you'll just forget about this. 287 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,279 Well, okay. 288 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,363 Oh, thank you. 289 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,948 Come on, Herman. 290 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,913 Oh, they were real friendly Indians. 291 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,081 Yeah. 292 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,792 So the show has an Indian theme, huh? 293 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,043 [Fred] Mm-hmm. 294 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:18,423 Oh, hey, I played Hiawatha in a school pageant once. 295 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,092 "By the shores of Gitche Gumee 296 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:25,763 by the, by the shining-big-sea water, stood the wigwam of..." 297 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,391 Ethel, will you stay with the baby while I go to rehearsal? 298 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:29,434 No, she won't. 299 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,434 Why won't I? 300 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:31,602 Well, 'cause Ricky just called 301 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:32,979 and he wants us to come down at the club. 302 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,605 He's got a job for us in the new show. 303 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,774 He has? On, that's wonderful. 304 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:37,775 I'm sorry, Lucy. 305 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,360 I'll see you later. 306 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,945 Oh, yeah, maybe you will. 307 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,113 Huh? 308 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:45,116 Well, I might just stroll down to the club 309 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,451 with the baby this afternoon. 310 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:47,493 Stroll down? 311 00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,453 It's miles down there. 312 00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:51,247 Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. 313 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,290 It's too far. 314 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,291 Well, so long. 315 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,583 - Bye. - Bye. 316 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:37,168 All right, all right, all right, all right. 317 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,211 All right, all right, all right, all right. 318 00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,213 That's pretty good for that step. 319 00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:42,256 Now, let's take the whole thing from the top. 320 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,716 - Oh, no. - Oh, wait a minute, Rick. 321 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:44,884 - I couldn't do it again, Ricky. - My back's broke. 322 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:45,885 - I'm too tired. - I've had it. 323 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,095 I couldn't go through with it. 324 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,471 Well, you characters, you want to be in show business 325 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:49,806 and you don't want to rehearse. 326 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,307 - Oh, my feet. - Why don't you get a whip? 327 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,726 All right, okay, you go over the table and rest for awhile. 328 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,061 I'll try the other number. 329 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,522 Pepin, you go take a smoke. Go ahead. 330 00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:01,901 All right, let's try the, uh... "The Waters of the Minnetonka." 331 00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,611 Is that the number? That's right, all right. 332 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,030 I want to try the moon effect, too, 333 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,157 so get ready with the light, boys. 334 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,826 - Juanita, you ready? - Okay, Rick. 335 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,077 Marco, ready? 336 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:12,078 Here we go. 337 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,496 I'll give you two, huh? 338 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,331 One, two. 339 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,676 ♪ Moon ♪ 340 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:29,554 ♪ Dear ♪ 341 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:37,019 ♪ How near? ♪ 342 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,398 ♪ You're ♪ 343 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:43,067 ♪ So ♪ 344 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:50,116 ♪ Di-vine. ♪ 345 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,493 ♪ Sun... ♪ 346 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,287 ♪ Sun ♪ 347 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,705 ♪ Dear... ♪ 348 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,957 ♪ Dear ♪ 349 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,709 ♪ No... ♪ 350 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:00,877 ♪ No ♪ 351 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,962 ♪ Fear... ♪ 352 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,381 ♪ Fear ♪ 353 00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:11,137 ♪ In heart ♪ 354 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:18,728 ♪ Of mine. ♪ 355 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:22,023 ♪ Sky is blue ♪ 356 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:25,443 ♪ For you ♪ 357 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:29,071 ♪ Look down ♪ 358 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:32,200 ♪ In love ♪ 359 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:35,786 ♪ Waves bright ♪ 360 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:39,165 ♪ Give light ♪ 361 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:43,002 ♪ As love ♪ 362 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:45,963 ♪ May do. ♪ 363 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,843 ♪ Hear... ♪ 364 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,428 ♪ Hear ♪ 365 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,347 ♪ Thou... ♪ 366 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,057 ♪ Thou ♪ 367 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,683 ♪ My... ♪ 368 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,685 ♪ My ♪ 369 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,020 ♪ Vow... ♪ 370 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,813 ♪ Vow ♪ 371 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:11,405 ♪ To live ♪ 372 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:26,087 ♪ To-night! ♪ 373 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,673 [Ethel] Oh, that was wonderful. 374 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:29,882 [Fred] That's great, Rick. 375 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,218 That's great. 376 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,886 You like it, huh? 377 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,680 - Good. - [Fred] All right. 378 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,265 Listen, take it easy going down there. 379 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,516 [Ethel] I love those repeats, that was very... 380 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,393 That's my favorite... my favorite part. 381 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:41,727 Watch it now. This is kind of tricky 382 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:42,895 getting out of here, you know. 383 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,146 [Ethel] Your voice sounds wonderful, Juanita. 384 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,273 Thank you. 385 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,898 That's nice. That's nice, boys. 386 00:17:47,023 --> 00:17:48,234 Nice and soft like that. 387 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,152 Now, listen, we've got a lot of work to do 388 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,280 because we've got to open this thing tomorrow afternoon. 389 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,531 Tomorrow afternoon? 390 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:54,782 That's right. 391 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,034 Whoever heard of nightclub opening in the afternoon? 392 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,119 Well, the place is sold for a benefit-- 393 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,413 A women's club benefit. 394 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,080 Besides, it'll give us a good chance 395 00:18:02,205 --> 00:18:03,499 to break in the act. 396 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,835 Gee, Ricky, that's the only time I've got 397 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,169 to spend with my baby. 398 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:09,672 [Ricky] Well, honey, you'll make some extra money. 399 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:10,840 You can buy the kid 400 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,465 a defense bond, all right? 401 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,801 - Okay. - All right. 402 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,011 Now, let's see. 403 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,430 What kind of an act can I get to fill in 404 00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:18,931 while I change my costume 405 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,600 for that peace pipe number? 406 00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:21,726 Well... 407 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:27,690 "By the shores of Gitche Gumee, 408 00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:31,611 "by the shining big-sea-water, 409 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,405 "stood the wigwam of Nokomis 410 00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,991 "daughter of the moon, Nokomis. 411 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,660 "Bright before it beats the water, 412 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,537 "beats the clear and sunny water, 413 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,624 "beats the shining big-sea-water. 414 00:18:44,749 --> 00:18:48,127 "Dark before it loomed the forest, 415 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,796 "loomed the black and gloomy pine trees, 416 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:54,592 "loomed the fir with cones upon them. 417 00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:57,428 "There the wrinkled old Nokomis 418 00:18:57,553 --> 00:19:01,557 nursed the little Hiawatha." 419 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:06,729 As I was saying 420 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,773 what kind of an act can I get...? 421 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,025 Now, Ricky. 422 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,903 Look, you know what my answer is 423 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:16,821 and I don't want to hear another word about it. 424 00:19:16,946 --> 00:19:18,699 But, honey, you didn't even give me a chance 425 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,159 to show you what I can really do. 426 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,827 Well, why don't you leave your name and address 427 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:23,037 with the secretary. 428 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,498 Come on, let's check our costume. Let's go. 429 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:26,999 We got a lot of work. Let's get moving here. 430 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,250 Juanita. 431 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,463 Juanita, it sure is a shame you can't spend 432 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,423 any time with your baby tomorrow afternoon. 433 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:35,840 I-I know just how you feel 434 00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,301 - now that we have a child. - Uh-huh. 435 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,594 Wouldn't it be wonderful 436 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,680 if we could figure out some way that the show could go on 437 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,515 and you could still spend time with your baby? 438 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,766 It would be terrific. 439 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,643 Well, now, if we just put our heads together, 440 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,813 I'm sure that we're going to be able to figure out... 441 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:15,840 Ug! 442 00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,803 ♪ A medicine man I met ♪ 443 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,806 ♪ Said don't get yourself in a sweat ♪ 444 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,642 ♪ When things go wrong just shrug and say... ♪ 445 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,358 ♪ It must've been something I et. ♪ 446 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,528 ♪ Hey, if your temper is getting in the top hat ♪ 447 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,989 ♪ All you got to do is just stop and ♪ 448 00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:43,075 ♪ Pass that peace pipe and bury that tomahawk. ♪ 449 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:48,330 ♪ Like those Choctaws, Cherokees and Chippewas do. ♪ 450 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:51,250 ♪ If you're feeling mad as a wet hen ♪ 451 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,377 ♪ Mad as you can possibly get ♪ 452 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,255 [Fred] ♪ Then pass that peace pipe, bury that tomahawk ♪ 453 00:20:56,380 --> 00:21:00,509 ♪ Like those Choctaws, Cherokees and Chippewas do. ♪ 454 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,430 ♪ Don't be cranky ♪ 455 00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:07,266 ♪ Give yourself a little restraint ♪ 456 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,019 ♪ Fold that hanky ♪ 457 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:12,730 ♪ And wash off all that war paint ♪ 458 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:15,441 ♪ And if you find yourself in a fury ♪ 459 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,777 ♪ Be your own judge, don't land in no jury ♪ 460 00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:20,946 ♪ Pass that peace pipe and bury that tomahawk ♪ 461 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:25,910 ♪ Like those Seminoles, chewchews, babalus do ♪ 462 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:33,792 ♪ Like those Choctaws, Cherokees and Chippewas do. ♪ 463 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,294 Ug! 464 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,422 Whoo, whoo, whoo! 465 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,801 Whoo, whoo, whoo! 466 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,844 Whoo, whoo, whoo! 467 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,931 How! 468 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,102 Whoo, whoo, whoo! 469 00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:56,148 Gracias, gracias. 470 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,359 Thank you very much, ladies. 471 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:02,655 And now we'd like to give you our version 472 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:08,619 of one of the most beautiful Indian numbers ever written-- 473 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:12,248 "The Waters of the Minnetonka." 474 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:24,343 ♪ Moon ♪ 475 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:27,179 ♪ Dear ♪ 476 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:33,519 [Lucy screeching] ♪ How near ♪ 477 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:41,777 ♪ You're so... ♪ 478 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:46,365 ♪ Di-vine. ♪ 479 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:54,874 ♪ Come here ♪ 480 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:58,794 ♪ I... ♪ 481 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:02,089 ♪ Uh-uh. ♪ 482 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,301 ♪ In... ♪ 483 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:08,679 ♪ Heart ♪ 484 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:16,436 ♪ Of mine. ♪ 485 00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:18,188 ♪ Sky is blue... ♪ 486 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,773 ♪ Sky is blue ♪ 487 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,150 ♪ For you... ♪ 488 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,902 ♪ For you ♪ 489 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:25,070 ♪ Look down... ♪ 490 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:26,946 ♪ Look down ♪ 491 00:23:27,071 --> 00:23:28,282 ♪ In love... ♪ 492 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,200 ♪ In love ♪ 493 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:31,452 ♪ Waves bright... ♪ 494 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,871 ♪ Waves bright ♪ 495 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:34,914 ♪ In love... ♪ 496 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,957 ♪ In love ♪ 497 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:40,044 ♪ And sun ♪ 498 00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:44,131 ♪ The moon ♪ 499 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:48,552 ♪ Hear... ♪ 500 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,054 ♪ Hear ♪ 501 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:51,055 ♪ Thou... ♪ 502 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:52,640 ♪ Thou ♪ 503 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,975 ♪ My... ♪ 504 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,518 ♪ My ♪ 505 00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:57,728 ♪ Vow... ♪ 506 00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,147 ♪ Vow ♪ 507 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,651 ♪ To... ♪ 508 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:07,279 ♪ Live... ♪ 509 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,657 Who's taking care of the baby? 510 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:30,260 ♪ To-night! ♪ 511 00:24:50,571 --> 00:24:52,782 Juanita was played by Carol Richards 512 00:24:52,907 --> 00:24:56,119 and the Indians were Frank Gerstle and Dick Reeves. 513 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,607 I Love Lucy is a Desilu Production. 33788

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