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Hi, Ricky.
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Oh, hi, Ethel.
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Come in.
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Aw... hi, sweetie.
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Where's Lucy?
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She went out shopping.
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Do you know that
this little character
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Do you know that
this little character
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has already outgrown
his clothes?
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No kidding?
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Come on.
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Oh, isn't he a little doll?
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Hi.
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Hey, Ricky, he keeps
looking at me with one eye.
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Don't you wish he'd
just stay like this?
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Yeah.
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Anything special
on your mind?
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Yeah, I came up
to tell Lucy
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that the Wednesday
Afternoon Fine Arts League
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is meeting on
Friday this week.
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The Wednesday Afternoon
Fine Arts League
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- is meeting on Friday.
- Yeah.
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I thought you always
met on Thursday.
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Oh, no, we never met
on Thursday.
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We usually meet on Tuesday.
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Well, look, this is probably
a very stupid question
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but why couldn't the Wednesday
Afternoon Fine Arts League
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meet on Wednesday?
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Oh, we tried it,
but nobody could make it.
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Wednesday afternoon isn't
a good day for club meetings.
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That figures.
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Why don't you forget
about the meetings altogether?
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Oh, now, Ricky,
don't pick on our club.
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It's really a very worthwhile
organization.
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Nobody asked
your opinion.
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He's going to grow up
to be just like you.
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Oh, I guess the club
is all right, Ethel,
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but, you know, if Lucy wouldn't
get so involved in it.
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Every time she gets into it,
I get into it, too.
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Well, there's nothing
to get into this time.
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We're just going
to nominate officers.
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Oh, no.
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You said it, kid.
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What do you mean,
you said it?
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Don't you remember what happened
on the last nominations?
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Oh, that.
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Yes, that.
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Hey, Lucy, what's going on?
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Oh, my women's club
is meeting here today.
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Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi.
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Why do they have
to meet here all the time?
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Oh, honey, they haven't met here
for three months.
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We're taking turns until
we can afford a clubhouse.
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Honey, you don't need
a clubhouse.
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Why don't you meet
on the back fence
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like other cats do?
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Never mind now.
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This is a very important
meeting, especially for me.
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We're nominating candidates
for the club election.
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I'll probably be nominated
for every office.
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I've acceptance speeches written
for all of them.
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Oh, you feel pretty sure
of yourself, huh?
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Well, honey, I know how the
girls feel about me, that's all.
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You think you're going to be
elected for some office, huh?
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Yeah, I'll be elected
for something, surely.
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Well, maybe I'll get a break
and they'll elect you nothing.
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Now, don't start on me
about my women's club.
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Okay, okay, I'll go spend
the afternoon with Fred.
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That's a good idea.
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- Hi, Ricky.
- Hi, Ethel.
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Hi, Ethel.
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Oh, Lucy, that's a
beautiful sweater.
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Is it new?
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Yeah, you like it?
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It's gorgeous.
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Ooh, cashmere?
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Yeah, isn't that yummy?
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Mm-hmm.
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And look.
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A bag to match.
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- Oh!
- Isn't that the end?
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Of course, I won't be able
to afford another thing
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for three months,
but who cares?
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Oh, dear, this terrible pitcher
and these cheap glasses.
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Say, listen, Ethel,
you are going to vote
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to admit Ruth Knickerbocker
into the club, aren't you?
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I don't know.
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Well, she'd be a wonderful
addition to the club.
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You think so?
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She seems sort of a quiet
and mousey type to me.
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Yeah, well,
under that mousey exterior
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beats a cut glass punch bowl
and 20 cups.
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Oh...
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That's the kind of a woman
we need in our club.
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That's the way
I feel about it.
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Oh, there they are,
the thundering herd.
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Lucy!
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Lillian! Hi!
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Hi, how are you?
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Ethel, how are you?
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Lucy, that sweater,
it's stunning.
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Oh, thank you.
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Look.
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Oh, no, look
at that bag to match.
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Oh, what an outfit!
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You know, I've been
just dying for one.
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Well, I got it...
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Don't tell me.
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I know how expensive they are,
and I just can't afford it.
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All right,
I won't tell you.
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Oh, say, listen, before
the others get here,
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have you heard the dirt
about Marion?
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Marion Strong?
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- Yes!
- What?
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Oh, let me tell you.
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You know how she's always trying
to pretend she's somebody?
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Oh, do I.
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Well, she finally got
her comeuppance.
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- What happened?
- She did?
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Well, let me tell you.
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I ran into her
on the street the other day,
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and she had on
the most...
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- Marion!
- Marion!
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Oh, hi.
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Oh, I'm so glad
to see you.
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Lucy, you have
new furniture.
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The whole thing is new.
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Lucy, I got you a chair.
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We're all ready to start.
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Girls?
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Ladies, ladies.
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Shh.
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Ladies.
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The meeting
will come to order.
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Now, we'll skip the minutes
of the last meeting
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and get right down to business.
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Madam President.
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Yes, Lillian.
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I would like to submit the name
of Ruth Knickerbocker
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for membership in our club.
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I think that's
a wonderful idea.
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Very well.
You all had a chance
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to meet Ruth
at our last meeting,
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so if there's no more
discussion, we'll vote.
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All those in favor
of asking Ruth Knickerbocker
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to join our club say aye.
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Aye.
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Noes?
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No noes.
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Ruth Knickerbocker...
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Ruth Knickerbocker is now
a member of our club.
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And now, the election
of officers.
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The chair will
entertain nominations
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for the office
of Treasurer.
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Yes. The chair recognizes
Pauline Lobos.
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Well, Madam President, I would
like to nominate for Treasurer
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one of our most
conscientious members.
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Now this girl really deserves
an office in our club.
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She's a wonderful person
and a fine character
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and a real leader--
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Grace Munson.
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Me?
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Are there any more
nominations?
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Oh, Grace, you'll make
a wonderful Treasurer.
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Of course, I wouldn't
be Treasurer
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if they handed it to me
on a silver platter.
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You wouldn't?
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Terrible job.
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And now nominations are open
for the office of Secretary.
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The chair recognizes
Marion Strong.
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I nominate a member who...
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well, she's just about
the most wonderful person.
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She's the loyalest
person in the club
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and she's always ready
to lend a hand
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when you ask her to.
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She's intelligent,
pretty
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and one of the nicest persons
you could ever meet
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my very dear, dear friend,
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Lillian Appleby.
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Lillian!
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Are there
any more nominations?
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Oh, Lillian, you'll make
a wonderful Secretary.
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Secretary is really a very
thankless job, you know.
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Oh, is it?
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Very.
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Now, let me hear nominations for
the office of Vice President.
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Madam President.
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Chair recognizes
Lillian Appleby.
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For the office
of Vice President,
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I would like to nominate a girl
who really deserves the job.
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A girl who will fight
for our club.
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You can tell that
from the color of her hair.
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My very dearest,
dearest friend,
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Marion Strong.
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Are there any more nominations
for Vice President?
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Oh, Marion, you'll make
a wonderful Vice President.
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Vice President's merely
a figurehead, you know.
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Oh, really?
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- They work in name only.
- Oh.
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And now we come
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to the most important
office of all--
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The presidency.
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As far as I'm concerned
there's only one person
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who should follow me
in the office of President.
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She has administrative
ability,
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she's charming,
makes a good appearance.
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In fact, she'll be
a wonderful President,
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and I'm so sure that you're all
going to elect her unanimously
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that I want to be
the first to shake the hand
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of our next president.
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Ethel Mertz!
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- Ethel Mertz?
- Yes.
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-
- Oh, I don't...
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Please let us come
to order now.
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Ladies. Ladies.
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I'm sure there will be no more
nominations for President.
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So I hereby declare
the nominations...
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Uh, Madam President.
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Yes, the chair recognizes
Mrs. Ricardo.
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I think that there should be
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some more nominations
for presidency.
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Why, Lucy...
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Oh, it isn't that
I don't feel
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that you'll make
a wonderful president, Ethel.
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It's just that I feel that
the more democratic way
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is to have more
than one nominee.
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It doesn't matter who it
is, just so there are two.
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You understand.
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Well... yeah.
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Well, do I hear
another nomination
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for President?
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Since there are no more
nominations for President,
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I hereby declare the nomina...
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Madam President.
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Yes, Lucy?
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I'd like time-out
for a caucus.
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A-A-A what?
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A caucus.
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Didn't you watch
the conventions on television?
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Oh...
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Well...
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Well, very well, all right...
caucus.
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Come on, Lillian, let's caucus.
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You know, television
has changed the thinking
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of the entire world.
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She wouldn't have had
sense enough to caucus
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this time last year.
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You look it up
in the bylaws.
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Ethel, you ought
to filibuster.
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Really, you
should filibuster.
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Madam President.
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Yes, Lillian.
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I would like to nominate
Lucy Ricardo for President.
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Oh!
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Oh, well, I...
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Well, you see, I feel
that if there are two,
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it's the more American
way of doing...
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It's democratic,
it's, uh...
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Well, how's the campaign
coming, Lucy, dear?
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Just fine, Ethel, honey.
261
00:11:41,492 --> 00:11:42,493
Just fine, sweetie.
262
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,037
That's good.
263
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,747
You know,
running for the same office
264
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,708
might bother some good friends,
but it doesn't bother me a bit.
265
00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,376
Well, it doesn't bother me
either.
266
00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,545
I just feel
it's all in the family.
267
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,630
Sure, all in the family.
268
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:54,756
That's the way I feel.
269
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,883
Hey, you should see
the cute campaign poster
270
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,218
that Lucy made.
271
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,636
Oh, honey, don't bother
to show them that.
272
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:02,597
No, let's see it.
273
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,098
Oh, don't be silly.
274
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,100
"Happy you will
be with Lucy,
275
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,936
cast your vote and
wait till you see."
276
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,270
Oh!
277
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,313
Oh, that's darling, honey.
278
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:11,356
[Fred] That's pretty good.
279
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,066
They're sort of fun
to make, you know.
280
00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,484
Ethel wrote
some good ones, too.
281
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,485
Uh, Fred...
282
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:16,486
[Lucy] Oh?
283
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,154
[Ricky] What were they?
284
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:20,155
Well, one of them
said, uh...
285
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,283
"You can go farther
with Ethel."
286
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,618
Oh!
287
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,956
Oh, that's just darling.
288
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,917
That's like that gasoline ad.
Yeah.
289
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:31,918
Hey, here's another one.
290
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,211
Oh, never mind,
Ricky, never mind.
291
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,212
That's enough, dear.
292
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,672
Oh, this is a beaut.
293
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,971
"Nertz to Mertz"?
294
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,015
It's a joke, dear.
295
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,017
Oh, a joke.
296
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,559
It's very amusing.
297
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,896
Oh, boy,
and you were worried
298
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,482
about that one
you wrote about her.
299
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,482
Now, Fred...
300
00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:56,484
Uh, Fred...
301
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,986
What was it?
302
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:02,115
"A vote for the redhead
is a vote for a deadhead."
303
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:06,077
And then she put
underneath...
304
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,245
Uh, never mind, never mind.
305
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:08,413
Come on, let's play cards.
306
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,498
Oh, wait a minute.
Just a minute.
307
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,251
Uh, Fred, what was it
that was underneath?
308
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:16,462
Well, underneath "deadhead"
she wrote
309
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,965
"or should I say dyedhead."
310
00:13:24,886 --> 00:13:27,348
Well, that's a fine thing
to say.
311
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,559
Well, "Nertz to Mertz" isn't
exactly a bouquet of roses.
312
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,270
Now, wait a minute,
hold it candidates.
313
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,521
Don't lose your tempers.
314
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,856
Nobody's losing her temper.
315
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,275
It's just good to know what I'm
running against, that's all.
316
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,152
Well, the same goes for me.
317
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,654
I might have known
you'd resort to mudslinging.
318
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:45,116
And I might have known you
would conduct a smear campaign.
319
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,784
Smear campaign?
Give me that thing.
320
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,787
I'll show you what
a real smear campaign is.
321
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,789
This isn't nearly
strong enough.
322
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,333
Well, if that's the
way you want to play,
323
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,668
I've got some
ideas of my own.
324
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:56,669
Come on, Fred.
325
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,338
Well, that's perfectly
all right with me.
326
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,673
You can play anyway that you
want, and see if I care.
327
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:04,093
Okay! I'm going to do that
poster I decided not to do.
328
00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:07,179
You mean, "With our club's
welfare do not tinker.
329
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:08,890
Lucy Ricardo's a dirty..."
330
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,850
That's the one.
331
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,396
That's going to be tame
332
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:18,732
next to the ones that
I'm going to write!
333
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,753
I see. I see. Uh-huh.
334
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,131
Well, it was nice talking
with you, Marion. Mm-hmm.
335
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,218
No, no, no, I didn't call
for anything special.
336
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,053
Uh, by the way,
who do you think
337
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,639
is going to be our
next club president?
338
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:50,765
Lucy or Ethel?
339
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,057
Oh.
340
00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,850
Oh.
341
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,269
Oh!
342
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,979
Oh...
343
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,941
Well, if that's
the way it is,
344
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,276
then that's the way
it's got to be.
345
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,279
A divorce will be
the best thing for her.
346
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,531
Uh-huh.
347
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,449
Well, I'll see
you next week
348
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:11,160
at the Wednesday Afternoon
Fine Arts Club.
349
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,830
Who did you say you
were going to vote for?
350
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:17,583
Oh, good choice,
good choice. Bye.
351
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,293
She's voting for Ethel.
352
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,337
Ethel?
353
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:24,006
What was all that
"good choice, good choice" for?
354
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,175
Well, that was to throw
her off the scent
355
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,344
so she wouldn't know
what we were doing.
356
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,096
Fine thing.
Ethel and I are tied.
357
00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,848
Half the club's voting
for Ethel,
358
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,516
half the club's voting for me.
359
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,727
Oh. Well, we haven't heard
from Ruth Knickerbocker yet.
360
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:37,812
She wasn't home.
361
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,188
Oh, dear,
how do you like that?
362
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,149
She's only been
in the club a week
363
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,360
and she's going to decide
who the next president is.
364
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,028
I think I'm going
to have to put
365
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:49,323
a little friendly pressure
on Ruth Knickerbocker this week.
366
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,243
Well, Lucy, dear, I
really must be going now.
367
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,370
Well, it was
certainly nice of you
368
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,706
to come over
this afternoon, Lillian.
369
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,000
You know, Lucy,
I'm a little ashamed
370
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,377
at what I've done for
you this afternoon.
371
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,713
- Oh... -You know,
I really shouldn't have.
372
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,756
Well, I certainly
appreciate it.
373
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,300
You know that, Lillian.
374
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,384
I sure do, dear.
375
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,802
Thanks very much.
376
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,724
Well, Lucy, really,
I do have to go now.
377
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,225
Yes?
378
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,685
Oh!
379
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,744
Bye, Lucy.
380
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,204
Good-bye.
381
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,228
Hi, Rick.
382
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,105
Hi, Fred.
383
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,273
Want to join me?
384
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,441
No, thanks.
385
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,444
That's the same thing
I had for dinner.
386
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,612
Where's Lucy?
387
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,780
Oh, I don't know.
388
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,115
Ever since this club
election started,
389
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,282
she's never home.
390
00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:15,618
She's out campaigning.
391
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,702
Yeah, Ethel, too.
392
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:19,372
She's rushing that new
member right off her feet.
393
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,165
You mean Ruth Knickerbocker?
394
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:24,752
Yeah. Hers is
the deciding vote, you know?
395
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,295
Ethel's had her to tea,
396
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,006
then to dinner,
and a couple of movies.
397
00:17:30,465 --> 00:17:31,676
That's funny.
398
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,678
Lucy had her out
to lunch twice,
399
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,388
and last night she took her
to dinner and to the theater.
400
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,808
Mm-hmm. That kid's
being pulled apart
401
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:42,686
like the last girdle
at a bargain sale.
402
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,689
Well, I hope she
votes for Ethel.
403
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:45,982
Well, I don't.
404
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,150
Just think how involved
my life will be
405
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,319
if Ethel is president
of that club.
406
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:53,321
Listen, you just think
how involved my life is
407
00:17:53,446 --> 00:17:56,157
with Lucy just being Lucy.
408
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,910
Yeah, you got
a point there.
409
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:58,994
Yeah.
410
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,913
Boy, she's not
going to be elected
411
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,374
president of that club
if I can help it.
412
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,042
Well, there's nothing much
413
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,545
we can do about it,
except pray.
414
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,046
Well, I don't know.
415
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:12,049
There must be something
that we can do.
416
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,718
If there was
only some way
417
00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,345
that I could sway
the Knickerbocker vote.
418
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,388
Then I could...
419
00:18:18,513 --> 00:18:19,849
- See you later, Lucy!
- Hey, Fred!
420
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:20,850
Good-bye, Fred. Adios.
421
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,310
Ethel will be home
any minute.
422
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,352
Yeah, so long, Fred.
423
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,353
- So long.
- Good-bye.
424
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,730
Good-bye.
425
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:29,150
Knickerbocker, Knickerbocker,
Knickerbock...
426
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,901
Knickerbock...?
427
00:18:34,821 --> 00:18:36,032
Hello, information?
428
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,575
I'd like to have
429
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,453
Ruth Knickerbocker's
phone number, please.
430
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,330
Knickerbocker.
431
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,540
Listen, if I knew
how to spell it
432
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,752
I wouldn't have to call
information.
433
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,172
Knickerbocker, I don't know.
434
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:55,760
N-I-K-E-R-B-O-K-E-R.
435
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,219
Yeah.
436
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,974
There's nobody by that name?
437
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,393
Look again, will you?
438
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,104
Yeah, yeah,
that's it. That's it.
439
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,564
With a "K"?
440
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:14,028
Well, give me the number.
441
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,488
Thank you.
442
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,201
With a "K"?
443
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,080
Wonder why they put
a "K" in front...
444
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:28,125
Hello, Miss K-nickerbocker?
445
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,419
This is Ricky Ricardo.
446
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,088
Lucy's husband, you know.
447
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,964
Yeah, well, you know, I have a
club, you know, the Tropicana,
448
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,009
and I sing and they have the
band down there and everything.
449
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,554
So I just thought that maybe
you'd like to come down tonight
450
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,099
and have some dinner
and see the show...
451
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:45,351
Oh?
452
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,478
Oh, you're busy tonight.
453
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,689
Oh, I see.
454
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:53,192
You have a date
with Freddie Mertz?
455
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,444
Oh, oh, all right.
456
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:58,614
Well, good-bye.
457
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,075
I didn't know
he could run that fast.
458
00:20:39,696 --> 00:20:42,241
"Cuban Cabby."
459
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:04,346
♪ My horse and carriage
is for hire, señora ♪
460
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:12,354
♪ For just as long
as you desire, señorita ♪
461
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:17,359
♪ You want to ride ♪
462
00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,195
♪ Forget the mañana ♪
463
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:22,865
♪ And come to Havana with me ♪
464
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,034
♪ I'm the Cuban cabby ♪
465
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,454
♪ I'm the Cuban cabby ♪
466
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:33,876
♪ The taxi drivers
drive you frantic, you know ♪
467
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:38,380
♪ Oh, but my rig
is more romantic, and so ♪
468
00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:42,051
♪ You want to ride ♪
469
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:44,053
♪ A night full of splendor ♪
470
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:45,971
♪ And you can depend upon me ♪
471
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:50,392
♪ I'm the Cuban cabby ♪
472
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,728
♪ And I need dinero ♪
473
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,063
Money, that is.
474
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:55,189
Broke, huh?
475
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,190
Hey...
476
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,192
♪ The moon is peeping ♪
477
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,194
♪ The shadow's creeping ♪
478
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,696
♪ It's time for riding
through the park ♪
479
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:07,701
♪ A lovely night for lovers ♪
480
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:12,705
♪ The same as you two are ♪
481
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,542
♪ If you like music ♪
482
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,710
♪ I'll give you music ♪
483
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:20,047
♪ As we go riding in the dark ♪
484
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:24,385
♪ I'll sing
a Spanish love song ♪
485
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:29,390
♪ To the strains of my guitar ♪
486
00:22:29,515 --> 00:22:34,854
♪ Ese lunar que tienes,
cielito lindo ♪
487
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,565
♪ Junto a la boca ♪
488
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:43,737
♪ No se lo des a nadie,
cielito lindo ♪
489
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,407
♪ Que ami me toca ♪
490
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:50,411
♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay ♪
491
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:54,039
♪ Canta y no llores ♪
492
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:58,002
♪ Porque cantando se alegran ♪
493
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:02,131
♪ Cielito lindo, los corazones ♪
494
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:07,344
♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay ♪
495
00:23:07,469 --> 00:23:11,181
♪ Canta y no llores ♪
496
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:14,977
♪ Porque cantando se alegran ♪
497
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:19,523
♪ Cielito lindo,
los corazones. ♪
498
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,191
Ole!
499
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:33,119
♪ My horse and carriage
has been hired, señora ♪
500
00:23:33,244 --> 00:23:39,251
♪ For just as long
as you desire, señorita ♪
501
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:43,964
♪ We're gonna ride ♪
502
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:47,051
♪ We're gonna ride ♪
503
00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:55,935
♪ We're gonna ride. ♪
504
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,365
Miss Knickerbocker,
I've been wanting to...
505
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:10,866
Uh, just a minute, Ricky.
506
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,159
Fred, please, we're talking.
507
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,243
Please, don't bother us.
508
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,079
Hi, fellas.
509
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:17,122
- We came down to the
club to celebrate. -Celebrate?
510
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,291
Yeah, the club elections
were tonight.
511
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,835
Yeah, and we both won--
it was a tie.
512
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,337
We are co-presidents.
513
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,338
[Ricky] What, what, what?
514
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,589
How can it be a tie?
515
00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:27,215
How about Ruth Knickerbocker's
vote?
516
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,217
Oh, she wasn't there.
517
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,219
She's home sick in bed
from all the rich food
518
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:31,804
that Ethel and I
fed her all week.
519
00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:33,722
What do you mean
she's home sick in bed?
520
00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,516
She's sitting right here.
521
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:38,227
Oh, hello, Mrs. Knickerbocker.
522
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,186
Oh, that isn't
Ruth Knickerbocker.
523
00:24:40,311 --> 00:24:41,271
She isn't?
524
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:42,439
No.
525
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:43,482
You're not?
526
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,150
No.
527
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:48,904
That's Ruth's mother-in-law.
528
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,531
Why didn't you tell us?
529
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:52,950
I didn't want to spoil the fun.
530
00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:56,203
At my age, you don't get
too many chances.
531
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,433
The part of the club president
532
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:19,101
was played by Lurene Tuttle,
533
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,020
Caroline by Doris Singleton,
534
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,771
Susan by Peggy Rea,
535
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,523
Betty by Margie Liszt,
536
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:27,609
and Ruth Knickerbocker
by Ida Moore.
537
00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:03,645
I Love Lucy
is a Desilu Production.
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