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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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if you will
observe closely, please,
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I shall endeavor
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to make the packet of cigarettes
magically reappear.
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Hocus...
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Hocus...
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pocus...
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dominocus.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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That's very good.
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Fine, Fred. That's fine.
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What a talent.
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And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
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for my next trick...
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Oh, not another one.
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Oh, Fred, you've been
on an hour.
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That's 70 minutes
too long.
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Well, if you're going
to take that attitude
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I won't show you
my next trick.
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- That's great.
- Fine.
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That's good, Fred, because I got
a lot of work to do...
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This next demonstration
is known
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as Mystifying Mertz's
handcuff escape.
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And you're going to have
to beg me before I do it.
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Oh, please, Fred.
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Well, well, well, if you're
going to say please,
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okay, I'll do it.
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It'll only
take a second.
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You have to be a volunteer
from the audience.
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This is the most
mystifying bit
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of prestidigitation
in my entire repertoire,
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and I shall need
a volunteer.
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I'm here.
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Well, well, there's a
very beautiful young lady.
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Now I'm going to ask
you to look at these
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and see that they
are securely locked
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and that it will be impossible
for you to remove them.
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Very funny.
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I'm sorry, Fred.
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I didn't mean
to spoil...
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Aw, come on, Ethel.
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Let's get out
of this trap.
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I'm coming, Houdini.
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Listen, Ethel, I hope
I didn't hurt his feelings.
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Hurt his feelings?
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Listen, I've seen him do
those magic tricks
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a hundred times.
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This is the best audience
he ever had.
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We didn't intend
to stay all afternoon.
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See you later.
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That's all right.
Bye-bye, dear.
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Bye, Ethel.
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Oh, poor Fred.
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What do you mean, poor Fred?
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Poor us.
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I'm certainly glad
they finally left.
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I got a lot of work to do
this afternoon.
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You have? I thought
you were just saying that
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to get rid of Fred.
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No, I got to learn my part
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for this television show.
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Oh, honey, you've got
a lot of time for that.
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That doesn't go on
till tomorrow.
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I know, but the rehearsal
is tonight.
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Well, I'll just clean things up
then...
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- Tonight?
- Yeah.
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But, Ricky, tonight is Monday.
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- You were going to take me
to a movie and dinner. -I was?
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Well, I didn't tell you
about it yet, but you were.
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Gee whiz, Ricky, you only get
one night off a week.
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Well, honey, that's why they're
having the rehearsal tonight--
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So I can be there.
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I'm very important
to the show.
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Well, you're
very important to me, too.
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Gee, I never get
to see you anymore.
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Well, honey, I'll take you
to dinner and a movie
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some other night, huh.
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You've been saying
that for a long time.
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You know how long it's been
since I've seen a movie?
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How long?
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Well, I can't remember
the title,
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but there was a guy named Ben
that won a chariot race.
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I understand they have
pictures with sound now.
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Never mind that.
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Well, it makes me mad.
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We never get to
go out together.
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Well, honey, I promise
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that I'll keep Mondays
for you from now on.
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Well, you better.
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I'll see what Ethel's
doing tonight.
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Okay, honey.
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Hmm.
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Hey.
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What's this? Hey!
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What happened?
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What are you doing?
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I'm going to use these
on you every Monday
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and then you can't
get away from me.
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Oh, honey, you know
I'm not trying
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to find ways to get
away from you.
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I know,
and I love you.
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Well, I love you, too...
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Oh!
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How do you get
these things off?
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Well, I'll show you.
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Hocus-pocus dominocus!
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Gee, that's funny.
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When Fred had them on
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I just jiggled them
and they fell off.
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Hocus-pocus dominocus!
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Ooh.
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Let me try it.
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Hocus-pocus...
whatever it is.
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Ow!
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Gee, Mertz is
more mystifying
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than I thought.
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I better call him,
honey.
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Whoop!
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- Ow!
- Sorry, honey.
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Fred isn't home--
he went down to the corner.
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Ethel and I got these
out of his trunk.
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Well, come on, let's
call Ethel, huh?
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Yeah.
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I'll dial.
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Hey! Hey, Lucy,
don't put those...
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Uh-oh.
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We're too late.
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Too late for what?
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- Um...
- [Ricky] Too late for what?
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Uh, Fred, uh...
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Too late for what?
What is it?
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Those are not
the trick handcuffs.
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What?
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These are
the trick handcuffs.
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I took them down to the
barbershop to show the boys.
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Oh, great.
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Well, any idiot should
have seen the difference.
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Almost any idiot.
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Well, isn't there any way you
can get these things unlocked?
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Sure. You open them
with a key.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
Where's the key?
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I never had one.
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Those are old
Civil War handcuffs.
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- Civil War?!
- Civil War?!
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Have you been saving them
ever since then?
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Never mind.
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They were given to me
when I did a police benefit,
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and that was way
back in 1919.
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Oh, no.
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Well, genius, what now?
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Are we going to go
through life like this?
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Now, honey, remember.
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When we were married,
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you wanted to be joined
together in matrimony.
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And as I recall, it was
"till death do us part."
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Yeah, that's right.
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That event is about
to take place right now.
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- Now, Ricky!
- Hey, hey,
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wait a minute. We can fix this
whole thing with one phone call.
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What do you mean?
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Well, there is such
a thing as a locksmith.
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Of course.
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Now wait a minute.
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I'll do it.
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I'll get the locksmith.
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I'll do it!
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- Here, "L".
- I got him. I got him.
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- Here they are.
- Right there.
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Here it is.
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Here's a fellow right
near here on First Avenue.
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Well, he won't be at
the store this late.
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Call his home.
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Well, let's see
if they got his...
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Yeah. Here's
his home number.
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What's the number?
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Well, I lost
my place now.
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Here. Here it is.
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Hey, what time is it?
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8:30. I got to be down
at the television rehearsal.
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Don't worry, I'll have him
meet us down there.
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Oh, no, I'm not going to
go down there like this.
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I'll just have to call and
tell them I'll be late.
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Gee, I don't think
he's home.
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Hello? Are you
the locksmith?
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Well, this is
Mrs. Ricky Ricardo
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at 623 East 68th street.
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Yes. Uh, by accident,
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my husband and I
got handcuffed together,
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and we'd like you
to come over
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and take them off for us.
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No, we didn't
escape from jail.
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It was an...
it was an accident.
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But wait a minute.
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That's too late.
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Wait a minute!
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Oh.
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He won't come
until morning.
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Well, never mind.
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There's a whole page
full of locksmiths here.
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Here's another character--
Pennsylvania 60599.
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Look now, Ricky, I can't help it
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if there isn't a locksmith
in New York City
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that will come over
here tonight.
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Can't help it.
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Estas loca completamente.
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All right, all right,
all right!
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Here. Cut my arm off
and go to rehearsal.
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Never mind that.
It's too late.
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Let's go to bed.
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- Come on.
- All right.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, look, now let's not
lose our tempers.
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Let's get organized.
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Now, first,
let's get undressed.
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- Okay. All right.
- All right.
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After you.
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Thank you.
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Well, it takes women
a little longer
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to get undressed.
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Well?
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Well, now, there must be
a way out of this.
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Now just a minute.
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Come here.
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Wait a minute!
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- That's a new suit.
- Well, it's either that
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or we're going to have to sleep
in our clothes all night.
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Well, then, we'll have to sleep
in our clothes all night.
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I'm not going
to ruin a new suit.
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Okay.
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Now let me see.
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Well...
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let's at least
take our shoes off, huh?
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All right.
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Ah! Don't tickle my feet!
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I didn't mean...
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Okay?
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Yeah.
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Let's go to bed.
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Oh, Ricky!
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Cut it out,
will you?
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Well, you did it, too.
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All right, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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Let me
figure it out.
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Now let's turn around.
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Let's turn around.
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No, not there.
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Turn over here
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and climb into bed
from the end.
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No. That's no good.
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Then we'll be
on the wrong side.
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I want to sleep
where I usually do.
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All right. Crawl around.
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There you are.
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Oh...
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Good night, dear.
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Good night, honey.
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Ricky?
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00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,174
What?
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I can't sleep on my back.
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Well, try it!
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All right.
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No, I can't do it.
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Let's trade places.
265
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,732
Okay.
266
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,197
Well, you come
around this way.
267
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,449
I'll go around
the other way.
268
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,453
There we are.
269
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,582
Ah, good night, dear.
270
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,042
Good night.
271
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:54,547
Ricky?
272
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,299
What?
273
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,593
I can't sleep this way either.
274
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,886
Why not?
275
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,638
Because I want to sleep
276
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:04,474
in my own bed and on my stomach.
277
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,226
That's impossible.
278
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,770
Well, you're doing it.
279
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:14,984
What are you
talking about?
280
00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,653
Well, if there
was only some way
281
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,030
we could get on the other
side of each other.
282
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,074
Come here, I think
I can figure it out.
283
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,368
Wait a minute,
let me put the light on.
284
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,662
- Now, look...
- Yeah?
285
00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,247
Now just stand
here a minute.
286
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,123
Now let me figure
something out.
287
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,250
Yeah.
288
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,252
Yeah. Yeah,
that will do it.
289
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:34,003
Now hold still.
290
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,463
All right.
291
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,923
Hey, wait a minute!
292
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,383
Now wait.
293
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,722
Hey!
294
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,102
What are
you doing?
295
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,561
Wait!
296
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,057
No!
297
00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,646
I'll give you
five dollars
298
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:36,190
if you can get
out of this one.
299
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,945
What are you doing?
300
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,828
There. Look. See?
301
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,747
See? I'm here.
302
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,832
That's just
the right way
303
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,292
that we started from.
304
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,377
You were there,
and I was here.
305
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,172
Now let me
get it straight.
306
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:03,885
You want to sleep
on your stomach in your bed.
307
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,011
Right.
308
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:05,345
Right? Okay.
309
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,511
Right? Okay.
310
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:09,599
Oye, que pesada estas.
311
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,934
Eleven years marriage,
22 pounds.
312
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,269
Oh!
313
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,148
There.
314
00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,982
Ow!
315
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:20,735
There you are.
316
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:37,627
Lucy, are you up yet?
317
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,504
[Lucy] I'll be right there.
318
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:41,297
Just sit down, Mr. Walters.
319
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,466
They'll be here
in just a minute.
320
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:44,926
All righty.
321
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,142
My goodness!
322
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,436
This is Mr. Walters,
the locksmith.
323
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,647
Mr. Walters,
Mr. And Mrs. Ricardo.
324
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,981
How do you do?
325
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,316
Uh, well...
326
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,318
I'm certainly glad
to see you.
327
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,778
Yes, I imagine
you are.
328
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,322
My, my, that is
an old pair, all right.
329
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,492
They don't make them
anymore, you know.
330
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,035
Yeah, we know, we know.
331
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,247
What museum did you
steal them from?
332
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,833
Uh, Mr. Walters,
333
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:18,918
you can get them off,
can't you?
334
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,170
Oh, yes, I think so,
Mrs. Ricardo.
335
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,505
I, uh...
336
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,840
Ricardo?
337
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,509
Say, you any relation
to that bandleader
338
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,802
that Ricky Ricardo?
339
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,555
Yes. He's a close relative--
very close.
340
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,557
Oh, I recognize you now.
341
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,892
You are Ricky
Ricardo, aren't you?
342
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,227
Yeah, that's right.
343
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:37,562
Well, imagine that.
344
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:38,855
Me and the missus
345
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,690
went to your
Tipicany Nightclub
346
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,775
on our 40th
wedding anniversary.
347
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,111
Saw you do that thing
with the drum--
348
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:48,156
That, uh... that, uh...
Bobolink number.
349
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,490
"Babaloo."
350
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,075
Yeah, that's
what I said.
351
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,286
Oh, say, wait till
I tell the missus.
352
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,871
She'll never believe me.
353
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,373
Look, would you give
me your autograph
354
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,375
so that she'll know
that I was here?
355
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,169
Just make it out
to Abigail.
356
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,378
- Abigail?
- Abigail, yes.
357
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,046
Oh, she buys all
your records.
358
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:06,340
She's played
that Bobolink number
359
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,592
a million times, I'll bet you.
360
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,553
Told her I was going
to get her a drum for Christmas.
361
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:11,554
Sweet, sweet.
362
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,722
Oh, she likes you.
363
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:13,723
Sweet, sweet.
364
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,224
She would
rather hear...
365
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,267
Uh, Mr. Walters,
the handcuffs?
366
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,643
Oh. Oh, yes, yes.
367
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:22,231
You know, I'm probably
the only locksmith in America
368
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,734
that has a key to fit these.
369
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,235
Yes, sir.
370
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,362
Now, let's see here.
371
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,616
See what we got.
372
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,618
Uh-huh.
373
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:37,622
You know, I always had
a hankering for show business.
374
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,582
No.
375
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:43,920
Won an amateur
dance contest once.
376
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,922
No.
377
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,924
My friends all said
378
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:51,093
that I'd make
another Freddie Astaire.
379
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,595
No.
380
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,431
But what with
one thing and another
381
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,935
I finally drifted
into the locksmith game.
382
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,770
No.
383
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,772
But I always figured
384
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,775
that I missed
my real calling.
385
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,443
No.
386
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,778
But who knows.
387
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,112
What with...
388
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,949
one of these days
with television and all
389
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,952
I may still get
my real break.
390
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,411
No.
391
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,873
None of these fit.
392
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,167
Look, couldn't you
file them off?
393
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,127
Oh, no.
That's tempered steel.
394
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,922
You wouldn't want
to go through that, son.
395
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,298
Say, I'll tell you what.
396
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,802
I got a collection of real old
handcuff keys at home--
397
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,512
The only one in existence.
398
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,638
My grandfather
started me on it.
399
00:17:36,763 --> 00:17:38,599
Yes, grandy used
to say, "Son..."
400
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,644
He called me son even though
I was his grandson, and...
401
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:45,106
Oh, um... I'll dash on home.
402
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,651
How long
will it take?
403
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,362
Oh, I can easily make it
in two hours.
404
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,946
- Two hours?!
- Two hours?!
405
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:54,156
Where do you live?
406
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:55,241
Yonkers.
407
00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,935
Oh, I wonder where
that locksmith could be.
408
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,520
He's been gone five hours.
409
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,897
He would be the only one
with the key.
410
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,148
Well, he'd better
hurry up.
411
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,276
I'm going to miss the
television show now.
412
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,029
Come on.
413
00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:35,196
Hello? Mr. Walters?
414
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:37,532
Well, what happened?
What happened?
415
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:39,118
Oh, no!
416
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,453
What happened?
417
00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,455
Well, look, Mr. Walters,
don't come to the apartment.
418
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,623
- What happened?
- Wait a minute, will you.
419
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,417
Mr. Walters, don't
come to the apartment.
420
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,086
No. Look, go to Television
Center, Studio A.
421
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,421
Studio A.
422
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,548
Meet us there
right away, please.
423
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,300
I'm on the air
in one hour.
424
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:55,635
Don't forget now.
425
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,303
Better be there.
All right, good-bye.
426
00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:58,804
What happened?
427
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,057
He had a little trouble
getting the key
428
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,141
- and guess why.
- Why?
429
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,226
He locked himself
out of his house.
430
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,145
Oh.
431
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,980
Come on, will you?
432
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,315
Oh, honey!
433
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,775
Sorry.
434
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:13,944
Wait a minute.
435
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,751
Oh.
436
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,252
How you doing?
437
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,088
I haven't
made a dent.
438
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,632
Oh. I hope the locksmith
gets here quick.
439
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:37,426
Does the producer know
about these handcuffs?
440
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,928
Nobody saw you come in.
441
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,513
-
- Yeah?
442
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,431
Mr. Ricardo,
you're on in two minutes.
443
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,934
Oh, we might as well tell him.
We'll never make it in time.
444
00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:47,103
Oh, you can't do that.
The producer will kill me.
445
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,561
You'll never work
this show again.
446
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,731
Well, I don't care
if I ever work this show again.
447
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,692
You don't think I'm going
to go on television
448
00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:53,818
handcuffed to her, do you?
449
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:54,984
As your agent, I say go on.
450
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,612
Well, as myself, I say no.
451
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:57,780
Do I get a vote?
452
00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:58,948
- No!
- No!
453
00:19:59,073 --> 00:20:00,116
All right.
454
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,618
Are you going to cancel,
or shall I?
455
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,119
You cancel your 90%.
456
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:05,746
My 10% goes on.
457
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:06,997
You might as well go on, Ricky.
458
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,417
They'll find out
why you're canceling.
459
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,001
- It'll be in the papers.
- Oh...
460
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,795
Get on stage, Mr. Ricardo.
461
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,214
All right, all right,
we're coming.
462
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,715
Well, come on, will you?
463
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,385
I got a wife and two kids.
464
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,720
All right, come on.
465
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,722
Come on, honey.
466
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,640
Now, listen.
467
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,476
You stand behind me
as much as you can.
468
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,645
No funny stuff now,
understand?
469
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:30,646
Yes, sir.
470
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:31,772
All right.
471
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,319
Thank you.
472
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:39,238
Thank you, thank you.
473
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:43,117
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
that well-known bandleader
474
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,662
who is currently appearing
at the Tropicana Nightclub,
475
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:47,663
Ricky Ricardo!
476
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,213
Well...
477
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,882
Hello, Ricky.
478
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,009
How are you?
479
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,644
Well, it's certainly
very, very nice
480
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,772
to have you on
the show with us.
481
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,273
Well, it's very nice
to be here.
482
00:21:15,398 --> 00:21:17,693
Tell me, Ricky,
what's new with you?
483
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,696
I hear you've made some
exciting records lately.
484
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,823
Well, uh...
485
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:30,122
Well, they-they've been going,
they've been going pretty well.
486
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:33,083
Oh, isn't he
modest, folks?
487
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:40,215
Oh, Ricky, would you,
would you tell us
488
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,718
some of the names
of the records?
489
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,053
Some of the names?
490
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:45,054
Yes.
491
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,348
Well, now, let me see...
492
00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,730
uh...
493
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,232
"Yucatan."
494
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:57,566
Uh-huh.
495
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,568
And, uh...
496
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:01,695
uh...
497
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,907
"Sinaloa."
498
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,242
Oh, yes.
499
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,702
And now let me think...
500
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,748
"In Santiago, Chile."
501
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:15,917
Oh. Would you sing
"Santiago, Chile" for us?
502
00:22:16,042 --> 00:22:17,795
- Well...
- How about it, folks?
503
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,386
Okay, boys, hit it.
504
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,769
♪ Santiago, Chile ♪
505
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,271
♪ Ain't chilly at all ♪
506
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:38,398
♪ Pay a señorita
a sociable call ♪
507
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,401
♪ Her folks are very friendly ♪
508
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:41,734
♪ They stick around close ♪
509
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,404
♪ From your first
"how do you do?" ♪
510
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:44,905
♪ Till your last "adios" ♪
511
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,075
♪ Santiago, Chile,
the fantasy's yours ♪
512
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,910
♪ Sets your heart burning ♪
513
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,579
♪ The temperature soars ♪
514
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,289
♪ So take a friendly warning ♪
515
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,832
♪ And cool down the flame ♪
516
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,960
♪ Unless you want the lady
to take your name ♪
517
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,461
♪ A Chilean moon ♪
518
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,255
♪ Ain't chilly inside ♪
519
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,257
♪ Your heart goes up
like fireworks ♪
520
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,592
♪ The fourth of July ♪
521
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,926
♪ The night may be cool ♪
522
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,469
♪ But if you're no fool ♪
523
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:10,306
♪ Then Chile isn't chilly
as a rule ♪
524
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,725
♪ You whisper "Yo te quiero" ♪
525
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:14,059
♪ At the end of the date ♪
526
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,728
♪ If you're the caballero ♪
527
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,479
♪ She'll take for a mate ♪
528
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:19,315
♪ In case you are selected ♪
529
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,858
♪ You're lucky, señor ♪
530
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,484
♪ In Santiago, Chile ♪
531
00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:24,111
♪ Ain't chilly anymore ♪
532
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,905
♪ In Santiago, Chile ♪
533
00:23:26,946 --> 00:23:29,407
♪ In Santiago, Chile ♪
534
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,578
♪ In Santiago, Chile ♪
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♪ In Santiago, Chile ♪
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♪ Ain't chilly at all. ♪
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Mr. Walters
was played by Will Wright,
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the girl emcee by Veola Vonn,
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and Jerry, the agent,
by Paul Dubov.
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I Love Lucy
is a Desilu Production.
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