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Ah!
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[Ethel] Lucy, are you up in the attic?
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Yeah. Come on up, Ethel.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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What are you
doing up here?
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Oh, I'm getting
this trunk ready.
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- Ricky's going on tour,
you know. -Really?
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Yeah, he's taking the band
on the road for three weeks.
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Oh.
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Well, I guess this is
big enough for my clothes.
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What can I find
for Ricky's things now?
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Well, I guess this will do.
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You mean you're
going with him?
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Why, sure. You don't think he'd
go away for three weeks
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and leave me here all alone,
do you?
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Um, no, I guess not.
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Besides, what fun could he have
on the road all alone
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with just the boys in the band?
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Lucy, when did he ask you
to go with him?
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Lucy, when did he ask
you to go with him?
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Lucy...
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Well, he will!
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He just hasn't
thought of it yet.
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Oh, look at all
the junk in here.
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Oh, here's that fish
that Ricky caught
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in Lake Chautauqua.
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He had it mounted.
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My, a rainbow sardine.
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Oh, Ethel, look at this.
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Would you believe
that five years ago
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I wore this on 5th Avenue
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and I was the hit
of the Easter parade?
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Oh, you must
have been a doll.
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I was-- a veritable doll.
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Oh, this was my
Greta Garbo period.
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Oh, no!
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Did you wear one of these?
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Yeah.
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Oh, I had forgotten
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all about this.
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What?
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My saxophone.
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Your saxophone?
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My saxophone.
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I used to play it
in the high school band
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at Celeron, New York.
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Oh, no. Not a girl
saxophone player in a band.
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Well, I had a reason.
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I was dating
a football player
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and the band got to go
on trips with the team.
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I did it the hard way.
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I played left tackle.
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Come on, play
something for me.
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Play something.
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I guess I'm a little
out of practice.
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Well, I knew what it was.
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"Glow Worm"?
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That's right.
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Now what do you
want to hear?
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Uh, "Stardust."
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Okay.
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Hey... Lucy?
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Hey, Lucy!
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Hey!
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That sounds
like "Glow Worm."
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I know. Everything I play
sounds like "Glow Worm."
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That's the only piece
I ever learned.
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Well, how'd you play
with the band?
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Well, I used "Glow Worm"
for the audition
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and then I just marched
up and down
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and puffed my cheeks out
and wiggled my fingers.
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Oh, no.
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I'll bet I marched
a million miles
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for that stale
football player.
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Well, enough
of my grimy amors.
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I got to get this trunk
out of here.
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I'll get Fred
to haul it down for you.
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Oh, will you, honey?
Thanks.
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Oh, hi, honey.
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How's everything?
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Oh, everything's
wrong, honey.
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Oh?
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Yeah, some of the
arrangements are missing,
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one of the guys got the flu
and I got to replace him
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and the tailor won't have
my tuxedo ready in time.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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He won't have it
ready till Friday
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and we got to leave Wednesday.
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Would you do me a favor
and send it to me?
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Send it to you?
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Yes, please.
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Well, I wasn't figuring
on being here.
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Oh? You didn't tell me you were
planning to go out of town, too.
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You going to visit
your mother?
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No. I was going to visit
my husband.
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Oh?
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Well, I know it's
presumptuous of me--
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I'm only your wife--
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But I kind of expected
to go along, too.
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Oh, no, honey, now,
now, that's impossible.
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- Why? -Well, that's just out
of the question, that's all.
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Now, I'll write out
the address for you,
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and you can mail
the tuxedo out to me.
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I think I will visit
my mother-- permanently.
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Oh, now look, honey,
let's not have a scene.
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Well, why can't I go along, too?
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Honey, we're doing one-nighters,
one-night stands.
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It's a very, very terrible life.
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You travel all day long.
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You work all night long.
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Well, I don't want to stay here
all alone.
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Look, besides, we're going
on a bus.
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We need every
inch of space
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for the people
in the show.
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Maybe I could lie up on top
of the luggage.
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Honey, just relax, will you?
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Here's the address.
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I got to call some
saxophone players.
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Saxophone players?
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Hello.
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Hello, is Ralph Brady there?
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Will you please tell him
to call Ricky Ricardo
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when he comes home?
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Ricky Ricardo.
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R-I-C-K-Y...
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C, C-- like in "Cuba."
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No, no, no. Cuba.
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C-U-B-A.
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B, B-- like in "barracuda."
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That's right.
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Ricky Ricardo.
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Yeah. Please have him
call me, will you?
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Thank you very much.
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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Lucy, what are you doing
with that thing?
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Well, it's mine.
I used to play
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in the high school band
at Celeron, New York,
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and you don't have
to look any further
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for a saxophone player.
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Look, honey,
even if you could play
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you couldn't go on the tour.
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You couldn't travel
with a bunch of men.
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You wouldn't fit in.
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You're not
one of the boys.
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What about your
harp player, Nancy?
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She's not going
and neither are you.
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Ay-yi-yi.
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Hello, Ned?
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Look, Ned, this
is Ricky Ricardo.
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We're having rehearsals tomorrow
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at 3:00 in the afternoon
at the club.
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I'm trying out some
saxophone players.
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Could you be down?
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Hey!
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- Hey!
- What?
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Have you seen Ethel?
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She went shopping, Fred.
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What are you doing
with that saxophone?
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I'm practicing.
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I'm going to audition for
Ricky's band today, you know.
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Oh. I'm glad I found out
it was you making that noise.
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I thought there was something
wrong with the plumbing.
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Oh, Fred, come here a minute.
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Fred, you used to be
around a lot of musicians
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when you were in
vaudeville, didn't you?
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Yeah. Why?
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Well, the real reason Ricky
won't let me go on tour with him
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is because he doesn't think I'll
fit in with the musicians.
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What can I do to show him
that I'm one of the boys?
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You know, how can I act
like a musician?
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Well, that's easy.
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Stay up late, don't eat right,
get circles under your eyes
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and read nothing
but the Racing Form.
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No. Now Fred,
I'm serious.
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Tell me how to act
like one of the fellas.
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All right, then,
I got to tell you.
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Now, first you got
to dress like musicians.
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Oh?
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They have their own getups.
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Then you have to speak
their language.
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They don't talk
like human beings.
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They don't?
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No. When one musician
meets another musician...
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That's good, Ralph.
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You got yourself a job.
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Will you go in the office
and make the deal?
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Thanks, Rick.
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You're welcome.
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All right, fellas,
let's take 628, huh?
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Got it?
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Here we go-- one... two...
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Lucy!
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Greetings, gates.
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Slip me some skin, boy.
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Hiya, cats.
How are ya?
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Hi!
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Where do I sit, dad?
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Lucy, I want
to speak to you.
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Later, gator.
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I got to get up here
and get my kicks, man.
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[Ricky] Lucy, you come on out of there.
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Let her play.
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Yeah!
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Yeah, you ought to hear me.
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You never heard me blow!
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I'm the wildest, man.
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I'm wild, boy, I'm wild.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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What do you want to play?
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Do you cats know
hep little "Glow Worm"?
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Be-bop, be-bop, be-bop...
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You know that?
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Never mind that,
never mind that.
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You got to play what all
the other saxophone players
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play right in front
of you there.
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Oh, okay, man.
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- Are you ready?
- Okay, man.
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Marco, give me an A, will you?
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Hit an A, fellas.
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Hiya, man!
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Hit an A.
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- A. A, A.
- Hiya, man.
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Okay.
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Hit an A, please.
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Oh, boy, was that
the craziest A
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you ever heard?
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All right, all right.
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That was a crazy A,
wasn't it, boys?
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Let's go. Hit it.
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One, two...
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[Ricky] Lucy...
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that was supposed to be
your solo.
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Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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How'd I ever miss that?
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Yeah, well, it was pretty good
up till then, wasn't it?
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Do I get the job?
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Well, you know, to tell you the
truth, I can't make up my mind.
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Oh, well, take your time, man.
Take your time.
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[Ricky] I think
we'd better try it again.
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Right, man.
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All right, here we go.
A-one... a-two...
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That was pretty cool, huh, man?
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How ya like
those hot licks, dad?
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Or don't you dig
be-bop, be-bop?
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Look, Lucy, this might come
as a big surprise to you
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after that brilliant audition
that you just gave us...
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Yeah, dad.
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...but, um, you cannot
have the job.
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Ew...
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When I go on the road,
I want you to stay home
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and be a good little girl.
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Yeah, well,
I'll stay home.
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00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,663
What do you mean by that?
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Oh, nothing.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,869
Here's Fred's
hat and gloves.
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Oh, thank you.
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What'd you want
with them?
259
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:51,622
Meet my secret lover.
260
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:53,458
Meet my secret lover.
261
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,378
What are you
talking about?
262
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,213
Well, yesterday
down at rehearsal,
263
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,506
I got a wonderful idea.
264
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,468
You know, I think Ricky
would take me on tour with him
265
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,428
if I can convince him
of one thing.
266
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,554
What?
267
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,432
That it isn't safe
to leave me at home.
268
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,892
I don't get you.
269
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:14,312
Well, I'm just going to leave
these things lying around,
270
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:15,938
and when Ricky finds them,
271
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,774
I'm going to be
very flustered
272
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:21,361
and I'm going to be unable
to explain to whom they belong.
273
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,696
You mean he'll think
you've got a...
274
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:24,739
Uh-huh.
275
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:36,459
Oh, come now,
it isn't that funny.
276
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,835
You think you're safe?
277
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,379
You'd better be careful.
278
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:40,922
You know Ricky's temper.
279
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,382
Well, you keep
an ear cocked,
280
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:44,217
and if you hear
too much commotion,
281
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,802
you come up and save me, huh?
282
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,470
Okay. I hope I
get here on time.
283
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,597
Okay.
284
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,580
Lucy, I'm home.
285
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:15,915
Oh!
286
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,584
Oh, Ricky, you're,
you're home so soon.
287
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:21,087
I didn't expect you
to come so soon.
288
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,756
I thought you'd call
like you usually do.
289
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:24,757
Oh.
290
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,426
I sure wish you'd called.
291
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,219
Gee, don't you look nice.
292
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,346
Where did you go
this afternoon?
293
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,348
Oh, nowhere.
Nowhere at all.
294
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,309
Well, why are you
all dressed up for?
295
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,978
No reason, no reason.
296
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,438
Oh.
297
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:57,373
Uh... honey, could I have
a piece of the paper?
298
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,375
Sure, dear.
299
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,502
Thank you.
300
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,904
Lucy.
301
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,405
Yes, dear?
302
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,240
What is this?
303
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,785
Oh! Uh, tha...
uh, your hat.
304
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,665
I don't remember buying
a hat like this.
305
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,769
You sure this is my hat?
306
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:00,770
Yes.
307
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,064
Your head
must have shrunk.
308
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:08,236
I suppose these
are my gloves too.
309
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,949
Lucy, who was here
this afternoon?
310
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,034
No one. No one, really.
311
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:18,579
Lucy... this hat,
these gloves...
312
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,289
Hey, he must still be here.
313
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,874
Where is he?
314
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,876
I don't know what
you're talking about.
315
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,378
And don't you go
in that bedroom.
316
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,505
The bedroom! Aha!
317
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:49,484
He was in the closet
all the time.
318
00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:50,987
Lucy, who is he?!
319
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,321
I don't know what
you're talking about.
320
00:17:53,446 --> 00:17:55,950
My goodness! If you're going
to act like this,
321
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,661
I'll be glad to have you
away for three weeks.
322
00:17:58,786 --> 00:17:59,829
Now, Lucy, I'm telling you...
323
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,622
Hey, what's all
the ruckus up here?
324
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:02,999
Fred, I'm glad you're here.
325
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,458
Maybe you can
calm him down.
326
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,252
I've had enough.
327
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,215
Well!
328
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,969
What's the matter, Rick?
329
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,430
Oh, Fred, something
awful happened.
330
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:19,849
Well, now, pull
yourself together.
331
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:23,352
Pull yourself together
and tell me all about it.
332
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,854
Well, I don't know how
to tell you about it.
333
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:25,855
I don't know how to start.
334
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,023
I just came home here...
335
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,400
What's my hat
doing up here?
336
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,529
There are more
important things.
337
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,031
I came home...
338
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,490
Did you say your hat?
339
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,992
Yeah, it's my old derby.
340
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,493
Are you sure?
341
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,369
Sure, I'm sure. Look.
342
00:18:41,494 --> 00:18:43,497
Feels pretty good.
343
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,001
Looks pretty good, too.
344
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,838
I think I'll start
wearing it again.
345
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,133
I suppose these
are your gloves, too.
346
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,886
Yeah, those are my gloves.
347
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,513
It couldn't be him.
348
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,726
I wonder why Lucy...
349
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,561
Why, the little devil.
350
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,730
She wants to make
me jealous
351
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,733
so I'll take her
on that tour with me.
352
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:12,401
You mean she's pretending
353
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,071
that these things
belong to another man?
354
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:18,074
Yeah, not that I believed
her for a minute.
355
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:21,077
Yeah, I could see that
when I came in.
356
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,079
How do you like that?
357
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,580
She was pretending
358
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,917
that this fellow was
in the closet all the...
359
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:29,417
Hey, wait a minute.
360
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:31,253
Wait a minute.
361
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,464
What's that gleam
in your eye?
362
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,467
Oh, I'm going to catch
that little redheaded mouse
363
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,843
in her own trap.
364
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,261
How?
365
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:43,265
I'm going to get a real guy
to come over here tonight
366
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:46,310
and I'm going to hide
him in that closet
367
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,646
and I'm going to say to her,
368
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,815
"Someone is hiding
in that closet,"
369
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:54,443
and then I will demand
that she opens the door,
370
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:55,945
and when she does,
371
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,446
oh, brother, will
she be surprised.
372
00:19:58,571 --> 00:20:01,450
I'm going to call
the musicians union.
373
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:04,954
I'll bet that Julie will
dig up someone for me.
374
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,955
That's a pretty
dirty trick.
375
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,457
Yeah, I know.
376
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:12,128
She's got it coming
to her, though.
377
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:14,797
Hello.
378
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,132
Hello, Julie.
379
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,633
This is Ricky Ricardo.
380
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,635
Oh, hello, Ricky. How are you?
381
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,137
Fine, thank you.
382
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,763
Listen, Julie, will
you do me a favor?
383
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:26,142
I want you to dig up
some guy for me--
384
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,643
Someone that I don't know.
385
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:29,019
Uh, wait a minute.
386
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,021
Make it three
or four guys.
387
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,148
We might as well
do it right.
388
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:52,084
Ricky, I'm sorry
you're so upset.
389
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:55,755
I didn't know it had such
an awful effect on you.
390
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,840
Not have an effect on me?
391
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,177
When my happy home
is turned asoonder?
392
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:04,513
Oh, honey, your happy home
is not turned "asoonder."
393
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:08,142
Look, Ricky, I thought maybe
if I could make you jealous,
394
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,436
you'd take me
on your trip with you.
395
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:13,731
There isn't anyone else, honey,
I just made that up.
396
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,983
No, don't try to make
me feel good.
397
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,527
I heard that guy come
out of that closet
398
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:20,196
and go out the front door.
399
00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:21,696
Now, honey, I did that.
400
00:21:21,821 --> 00:21:22,698
Ha!
401
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:23,699
Well, I did.
402
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,117
When you went
into the bedroom
403
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:28,162
I went over to the closet door,
I opened it, and I slammed it.
404
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,414
Then I went to the front door
and I slammed it.
405
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,415
That's impossible.
406
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:32,708
All right,
it's impossible.
407
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,251
It is impossible.
408
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,754
It is a physical
impossible.
409
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,964
What do you want me to do,
draw you a diagram?
410
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,758
Look, when you went
into the bedroom,
411
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,676
I ran over here,
I opened the closet...
412
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,972
Aah!
Aah!
413
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,065
What's the matter?
414
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,316
Nothing, nothing.
415
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,359
Uh... nothing.
416
00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,652
Lucy...
417
00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:02,488
there's somebody in that
closet now, isn't there?
418
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:03,696
Oh, no.
419
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,492
That's the silliest thing
I ever heard of.
420
00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:11,664
Lucy, I want to see
who's in that closet.
421
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:12,832
No.
422
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,166
No! No! Uh...
423
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,417
No.
424
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:18,420
Whoever is in that closet
better come out!
425
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,922
It's no use pretending.
426
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,423
He caught us.
427
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,259
What are you talking about?
428
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,261
I never saw this man before
in my life.
429
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:27,596
If you never saw him
before in your life,
430
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,265
how come he's in the closet?
431
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,599
I don't know.
432
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,268
Now, Lucy, I want an answer.
433
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,270
Uh... uh...
434
00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:36,355
Well?
435
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,898
He was giving me
saxophone lessons?
436
00:22:39,023 --> 00:22:42,945
Lucy, why don't you
tell the truth?
437
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,946
Yes, Lucy, tell the truth.
438
00:22:45,071 --> 00:22:47,074
Oh, shut up!
439
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,078
Look, Ricky, if I'd known
440
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,080
there was anybody in there,
441
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,749
do you think I'd be fool enough
to come over here and...
442
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:02,965
Uh...
443
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,133
Well?
444
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:06,635
When he gives me
saxophone lessons
445
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,346
he turns the music.
446
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:16,645
We're going to clear out
that closet.
447
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,647
There's more?
448
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,150
Everybody in that closet
come out!
449
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:25,279
Oh, no!
450
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,705
I wonder where can she be.
451
00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:38,208
She's been gone for two hours.
452
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,377
It would serve you right
if she never came back.
453
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:41,378
What a dirty trick.
454
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:42,838
Now, Ethel,
it was only a joke.
455
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:43,881
Some joke.
456
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,383
She must have been
terribly upset
457
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,385
to be gone this long.
458
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:52,056
There she is. Hello!
459
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,557
Hello, Ricky, this is Julie.
460
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:54,558
Oh. Hello, Julie.
461
00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,435
Gee, I should have
called you sooner,
462
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,228
but I've been trying
all over town
463
00:23:58,354 --> 00:23:59,897
and it's just no soap.
464
00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,315
What are you talking about,
Julie?
465
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,651
Well, I'm sorry,
but I couldn't find anybody
466
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:05,152
to send over there tonight.
467
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,988
Well, that's all right. You...
468
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:11,157
Esta metido en el closet!
469
00:24:11,282 --> 00:24:13,160
Ay... ay, dios mio!
470
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,744
Lucy! Lucy!
471
00:24:14,869 --> 00:24:15,871
Lucy!
472
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,849
The man in the closet
was played by Charles Victor.
473
00:24:56,869 --> 00:24:58,872
I Love Lucy
is a Desilu Production.
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