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Lucy?
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Is that you, sweetie pie?
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Oh, gee, I'm glad you're home.
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How's about a great big...?
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Well, see you later.
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Lucy...
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come here.
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What's the matter?
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I stopped by the bank
on the way home
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and they show me this.
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What's that?
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Your check to the
beauty parlor.
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I write a check to
the beauty parlor every month.
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Yes, I know that,
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but they don't always have
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a little note in the
back like this one:
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"Dear teller, be a lamb
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and don't put this through
till next month."
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Now what do you got
to say for yourself?
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That's why they
call them tellers--
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They go around blabbing
everything they know.
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Lucy.
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Now, look. I'm serious.
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I don't know what's
the matter with you.
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Every month,
every single month
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your bank account
is overdrawn.
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Now, what is the reason?
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You don't give me enough money?
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I don't give you
enough money?!
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Well, we both agree.
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That must be the reason.
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Now look, Lucy.
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Yes, sir?
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Do you think this is
a game we're playing?
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No, sir.
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Do you realize
how tough it is
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for a guy to make
a buck these days?
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Yes, sir, yes, sir.
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Do you think that the
money grows on trees?
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No.
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Well, we'll see you later.
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- Yeah.
- Come on, Fred.
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[Lucy] No, no, come on.
Come in and sit down.
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No, thanks. I went
to the fights last night.
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Fred, please come in,
will you?
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Come in, Ethel.
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Yeah, please,
please come in.
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I-I... Fred, I want to ask your
advice on a certain subject.
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What subject?
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Well, tell me something,
will you?
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How often is Ethel's
checking account overdrawn?
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Never.
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[Ricky] Never?! How do you
manage that?
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It's easy.
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I never had enough
money at one time
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to open a checking account.
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What?!
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She spends money
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like I was printing it
in the basement.
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Printing in the
basement... hah!
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Let's face it, Rick,
when it comes to money,
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there are two kinds of people:
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The earners and the spenders,
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or as they are
more popularly known,
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husbands and wives.
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[Ricky] Yeah.
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Brother, if they had
to make the dollar
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- they would think twice before
spending it that fast. -Yeah.
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What's so tough about
earning a living?
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Yeah.
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Have you ever done it?
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No, but I could.
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Ha!
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[Ethel] I could, too.
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Ha!
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Listen, holding down a job
is a lot more difficult
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than lying around
the house all day long.
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- Lying around the...?
- Lying around the...?
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Is that all
you think we do?
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Yeah.
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Well, now,
let's be fair, Rick.
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Every once in a while,
they get up and play canasta.
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Who do you think
does the housework?
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And who do you think
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- cooks all the meals?
- Yeah.
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Oh, anybody can cook
and do the housework.
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Ha! I'd just like to see you two
try it for a week.
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Okay, we will.
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We will?
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Yeah.
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This I got to see.
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I want to get a load...
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Yeah, but wait a minute.
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You will have to go out
and earn the living.
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Okay, we will.
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We will?
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Yeah. We'll change places.
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We'll get jobs, and you
take care of the house
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for a week. Okay?
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- Okay.
- Okay?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Lucy, breakfast is ready.
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Coming, dear.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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Well, doesn't this
look wonderful.
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Did you have any trouble?
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No, not a bit.
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Well, happy housework.
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Happy job hunting.
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Thank you.
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Oh, boy, does this look good.
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Mmm.
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I'm hungry
this morning, too.
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Mmm. It is good.
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Why, naturally.
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There's nothing to cooking.
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Mmm. Oh, the coffee's
good, too.
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Where did you learn
to do all this?
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Oh, I'm...
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just a natural-born
cook, I guess.
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Honey, what kind of a job
are you going to...?
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What kind of a job
are you going to get?
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Are you going to go
to an employment office?
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Lucy, why don't
you answer me?
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That's nice, dear.
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Okay, I get your message.
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Now you know what I
go through every morning.
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All right, I'll reform.
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Oh. Gee, these fried potatoes
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are just great.
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I don't see why
you're so surprised.
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There's nothing to it.
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Well... I'll get it.
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Hello?
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Yes?
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Oh, yes.
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Oh.
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Well, thank you very much.
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Yes. Good-bye.
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Who was that?
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Gee, this is
a sensational breakfast.
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My gosh,
but you're a good cook.
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Who was that on the phone?
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It was the drugstore.
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You left your hat down there
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when you picked up
these two breakfast orders.
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You know, you could have tried
to cook this yourself.
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We have a dozen eggs
in the refrigerator.
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Well, um...
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they didn't turn
out quite right.
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The whole dozen?!
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Morning, everybody.
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- Hi, Ethel.
- Good morning.
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Well, Lucy, are you ready
to go to the office?
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To the employment office,
that is.
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Yeah. All ready.
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Okay, dear. Bye-bye.
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Bye.
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Bye, Ricky.
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Bye.
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See you for dinner.
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[Fred] Ethel!
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Ethel, you're leaving.
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Yeah? What about it?
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Well, you forgot
to kiss me good-bye.
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- Lucy, I'm nervous.
- So am I.
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Do you think this man can
really get jobs for us?
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Sure, he can.
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But we don't know
how to do anything.
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Shh!
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Here's the address.
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Report for work
first thing in the morning.
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Who's next?
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- We are!
- We are!
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Uh, we're together.
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I see.
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Well, what job
did you have in mind?
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Uh, what kind of jobs
do you have open?
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Well, what do you do?
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What kind of jobs
do you have open?
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Well, what do you do?
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What kind of jobs
do you have open?
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You go first this time.
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All right. What do you do?
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What kind of jobs...?
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No! Cut that out!
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Please tell me,
what do you do?
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Are you stenographers?
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Oh, yes, that's it,
we're stenographers.
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Well, why didn't
you say so?
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I have a lot of
stenographic jobs available.
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Oh, good.
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How fast can you type?
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Oh, about this fast.
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Oh, I see.
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And how about your typing?
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Uh, mine's not as good as hers.
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No.
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Look, ladies, let's be honest
with one another.
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I can't find you a job
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until you can tell me
what you can really do.
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Now, what do you do?
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What kind of jobs
do you have open?
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All right,
let's try it another way.
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I have a list.
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I will read off the jobs
that I have available,
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and you tell me if you've had
any experience in that line.
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Oh, fine.
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Bookkeeper?
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Cantometer operator?
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Dental technician?
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Insurance adjuster?
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PBX operator?
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Well, I've only got
one left-- candymakers.
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Oh, that's it.
That's our specialty.
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You're candymakers?
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Oh, yes, we-we've made
a lot of candy.
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Oh, good.
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You can begin work today
at Kramer's Kandy Kitchen.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you.
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Oh, hiya, Fred.
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Hi, Rick.
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Well, don't you look cute.
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What are you doing
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with that scarf
on top of your head?
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Oh! Oh, you mean this.
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I was cleaning the apartment
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and I didn't want
to get any dust in my hair.
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Hey, take a tip from me,
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from an old housewife
like me, will ya,
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and don't let that
iron get too hot.
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You might scorch something.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You mean, uh...
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like this?
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That's the, uh...
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That's the general idea, yes.
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Well, I thought
I'd tell Lucy
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that this was, uh...
an original new design.
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That story won't work.
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No, eh? Why not?
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Ethel has three blouses
with that same design.
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Listen, you know
what's really tough?
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Silk stockings.
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Yeah, how about that?
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They're really tough to iron.
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You're not supposed
to iron silk stockings.
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- No?
- No.
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Fred, anybody knows that.
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Look, just make sure
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that you use plenty
of starch when you wash them.
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Oh.
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I see.
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I'll show you.
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I got a couple
of them over here.
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I'll show you. Here.
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See?
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Oh, beautiful.
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Now, you seen better creases
than that anyplace?
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My boy, you're a regular
Ricky Margaret McBride.
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Why, sure, man, sure.
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Oh, you know something?
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I been thinking about
that dinner, you know?
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Yeah?
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Yeah, I think it's...
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I think it's silly
for both of us to cook...
269
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,293
each one of us to cook
a whole meal, you know?
270
00:11:50,418 --> 00:11:51,294
Yeah, yeah.
271
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,171
So I thought what
we should do is
272
00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,924
pool our talents, and I'll
cook the main course
273
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,342
and you cook
the dessert.
274
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,384
Okay.
275
00:11:58,509 --> 00:11:59,928
Now let's see.
276
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,304
How about arroz con pollo?
277
00:12:02,429 --> 00:12:03,806
Well, which is that--
278
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,267
The main course
or the dessert?
279
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,602
Chicken and rice.
280
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,770
Oh-ho!
281
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,772
I seen my mother do it
a hundred times.
282
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:11,940
I love it.
283
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,816
Well, listen, I tell you what.
284
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:14,859
Can you bake a cake
for dessert?
285
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:16,486
Well, will I--
286
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:19,030
A big juicy one,
seven layers thick.
287
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,074
Yeah? With frosting?
288
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,408
Globs of frosting.
289
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,203
Boy, this is going to be
the best meal
290
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:27,580
our wives ever had.
291
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,505
All right, girls,
this is the first stop.
292
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:41,469
Now you understand from your
indoctrination session
293
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,429
you're here for one
purpose-- to work.
294
00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:44,889
Yes, ma'am.
295
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,225
Ricardo, I'm going to put you
to work chocolate dipping.
296
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,476
You say
you've had experience.
297
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,645
Oh, yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am.
298
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,355
I'm a dipper from way back.
299
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,648
Yes?
300
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,192
They used to call me
the big dipper.
301
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,864
Ew.
302
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,409
There's no room in this plant
for levity, however weak.
303
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,910
Yes, ma'am.
304
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,162
All right, Ricardo,
that's your place.
305
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,290
Mertz, I'm going to put you
to work
306
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,208
down in the chocolate
boxing department.
307
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,335
Follow me.
308
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,274
Hey, this is fun.
309
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,794
What do you do
when your nose itches?
310
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,545
Is that so?
311
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,358
There's a fly in here.
312
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,413
Hiya, Fred!
313
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:56,747
Hi, Rick.
314
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,041
How do you like
my new invention?
315
00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,209
What is it?
316
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:01,627
Well, I can sweep the rug
317
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,588
and read the sport pages
at the same time.
318
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,006
Pretty clever.
319
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,049
Why sure. You know, the only
reason that women claim
320
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,676
that housework is so hard
321
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,137
is because they don't
use their heads.
322
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,138
I guess so.
323
00:16:12,263 --> 00:16:13,347
What you got there?
324
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,724
Oh, I brought my cake.
325
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:15,892
Oh.
326
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:18,394
Seven layers
of luscious devil's food.
327
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,022
Wait till you see it.
328
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:31,491
What happened
to the other six layers?
329
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,576
Well, they're all in there.
330
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:36,537
Some of them just
didn't rise very much.
331
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,415
Well, you can put on
a lot of frosting.
332
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,209
What do you mean, "put on"?
333
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,461
The frosting's already in it.
334
00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:46,589
In it?
335
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:50,593
Yeah. I mixed it all up together
before I baked the cake.
336
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:54,013
Well, maybe you'd better
wait until breakfast
337
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,057
and serve it as a pancake.
338
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,266
Oh, never mind, now.
339
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,185
How about your part of the meal?
340
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,937
Well, it's coming along fine.
341
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:01,938
Good.
342
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,231
Yeah. I got
the rice cooking.
343
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,273
Hey, listen, by the way,
344
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,733
what do you know about rice?
345
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,153
Well, I had it thrown at me
346
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,821
on one of the darkest
days of my life.
347
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:14,534
No, never mind that.
348
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,869
I mean how much do you
think we should use
349
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:17,994
for four people?
350
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,289
Well, I don't know.
People like that stuff.
351
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:25,044
Well, how does one pound
per person sound?
352
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,712
That sounds about right.
353
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:29,549
That's good, because
that's what I put in--
354
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:30,550
Four pounds.
355
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:31,801
Good. That's good.
356
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,010
Well, let me see.
357
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,929
I got the, uh...
I got chickens cooking
358
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,931
- in the pressure cooker.
- Yeah.
359
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,224
Now, how long do you
think they should take?
360
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,892
Oh, I don't know.
361
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,310
I'd say about
an hour and a half.
362
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,855
What was that?!
What was that?!
363
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,066
Hey, Rick, what was that noise?
364
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,234
Why, who took the... oh!
365
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,902
Don't burn yourself.
366
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,362
Hey, what happened
to my chickens?!
367
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,613
I had two chickens in there!
368
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,532
Well, they got to be
here someplace.
369
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,284
Chick, chick.
Chick, chick, chick.
370
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,119
- Chick, chick, chick.
- Hey.
371
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,119
What happened?
372
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,454
Are those your birds up there?
373
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,705
Yeah.
374
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,752
Now what are we going to do?
375
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,754
Well, let's wash
them off. Come on.
376
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:09,755
All right.
377
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,923
Turn the water on.
378
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,008
Here's the brush.
379
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,302
Give me some of
this stuff, here.
380
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,271
Give me some more of
that stuff over here.
381
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,691
Attaboy.
382
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,484
This one's really strong.
383
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,621
Hey, Ricky, what's this?!
384
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,372
Oh, no!
385
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,665
Catch the rice!
386
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,042
Hurry up, Fred!
387
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,667
Hurry up, will you?!
388
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,090
Hurry up, Fred!
389
00:18:54,215 --> 00:18:55,426
It's still coming!
390
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,761
Hurry up, Fred!
391
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,971
Get it! Get it!
392
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,473
Get it!
393
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,183
It's like a volcano!
394
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,184
Get going!
395
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,769
I'm going!
396
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,354
Fred, here!
397
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,920
All right, girls.
398
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,004
Listen carefully.
399
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,256
This is the wrapping department.
400
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:35,424
Yes, ma'am.
401
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,094
Now, the candy will pass
by on this conveyor belt
402
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,762
and continue
into the next room
403
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,305
where the girls will pack it.
404
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,849
Now, your job is to take
each piece of candy
405
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:45,893
and wrap it in one
of these papers,
406
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,811
and then put it
back on the belt.
407
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:48,938
You understand?
408
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:49,939
Yes, sir.
409
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:51,482
Yes, ma'am.
410
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,651
Let her roll!
411
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,781
Let her roll!
412
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,366
Well!
413
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,534
Wait here.
414
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:04,453
Somebody's asleep
at the switch.
415
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,205
Whew!
416
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,623
What are you
doing up here?
417
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,292
I thought you were downstairs
boxing chocolates.
418
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,586
- Oh, they kicked me
out of there fast. -Why?
419
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:16,590
I kept pinching them
to see what kind they were.
420
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,677
This is the fourth
department I've been in.
421
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,096
Oh? I didn't do
so well either.
422
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,431
All right, girls.
423
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,474
Now, this is
your last chance.
424
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,977
If one piece of candy
gets past you
425
00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:31,480
and into the packing room
unwrapped, you're fired.
426
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,690
Yes, ma'am.
427
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,358
Let her roll!
428
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,666
Well, this is easier.
429
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:54,044
Yeah. We can handle
this okay.
430
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,731
Listen...
431
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,816
Ethel, I think this...
432
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:22,615
I think we're fighting
a losing game.
433
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,012
Here she comes.
434
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:06,075
Fine. You're doing
splendidly.
435
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,869
Speed it up a little!
436
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,731
Ricky?
437
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,191
Fred?
438
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:40,734
Ricky?
439
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,320
I wonder where they are.
440
00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:46,782
Lucy, have you got
any bicarbonate of soda?
441
00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,201
Yeah. I got some
in the kitchen.
442
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:50,286
I'll get it.
443
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,912
Oh, here's a note.
444
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,790
"Dear girls,
please do not go in the kitchen
445
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,292
"until we can explain.
446
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,502
We'll be back in a few minutes."
447
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,504
Gee, I wonder what's in there.
448
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:01,839
I hate to think.
449
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:02,923
You stay here.
450
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,925
I'm stronger than you are.
451
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:06,969
Oh, Ethel!
452
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,220
What is it?
453
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,180
Ethel, it's a shambles!
454
00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:11,682
Food all over the place--
455
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,310
On the floor, on the
walls, on the ceiling--
456
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:15,311
It's a mess.
457
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:16,311
All over-- food.
458
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:17,897
I don't want to clean it up.
459
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:18,898
Oh, no, I can't.
460
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,608
Lucy, oh!
461
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,568
Oh, Lucy,
thank goodness you're home.
462
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,153
Something awful happened.
463
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:25,404
No.
464
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,823
Yeah, don't go in the kitchen
until Fred and I...
465
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,199
I've already been in there.
466
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:31,160
Oh... oh, well.
Don't worry about it.
467
00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:33,287
- We'll clean it up.
- Thank you.
468
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,664
Listen, we don't know
how you girls feel about it,
469
00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:37,625
but we'd like to forget
the whole thing.
470
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:38,751
We're lousy housewives.
471
00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:39,752
Hideous.
472
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,128
Well, we're not so good
473
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,505
at bringing home
the bacon either.
474
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,090
- We got fired
off our first job. -Yeah.
475
00:23:46,215 --> 00:23:49,595
Well, look, uh... what say we go
back to the way we were?
476
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,263
We'll make the money,
and you spend it.
477
00:23:52,388 --> 00:23:53,974
Oh, that's great with me.
478
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,184
Good idea, Fred.
479
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:56,727
A-And listen, girls,
480
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,438
we never realized how tough
it was to run a house before.
481
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:00,689
Aw...
482
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,650
So just to show you
our appreciation
483
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,818
we brought you
a little present.
484
00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,153
- Really?
- You did?
485
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,488
For each one of you
486
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:10,240
a five-pound box
of chocolates.
487
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,925
The part of Mr. Snodgrass
488
00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,468
was played by Alvin Hurwitz,
489
00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:31,595
forewoman by Elvia Allman,
490
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,515
and the chocolate dipper
by Amanda Milligan.
491
00:24:50,321 --> 00:24:52,616
I Love Lucy
is a Desilu Production.
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