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Ethel!

- Ethel?
-

Fred ...

Fred!

Fred, wake up!

Fred!

[Fred] What is it, Ethel?

- Fred, this is Lucy on the intercom.
- Oh, oh.

- Is Ethel there?
- No.

Well, where is she?

How should I know?

Well, she's your wife.

Well, did you wake me up
just to rub it in?

Oh...

Listen, Ethel was supposed
to be here an hour ago.

I don't know how I'm gonna do
all the things I have to do

for the Yankee Doodle Day celebration

if Ethel isn't gonna cooperate with me.

Honestly!

Listen, Fred, did you
try on your costume yet?

Fred, did you try on your costume yet?

Really.

Committee member Mertz reporting.

Ethel, where have you been?

I've got a million things
to check with you.

Let me see that poster.

"Yankee Doodle Day Celebration." Uh...

I thought it was supposed to say

"Lucy Ricardo, chairman
of the Yankee Doodle Day celebration".

Well, thanks for the billing.

Did you put these posters up
all over town?

Yeah.

Did you nail them to the telephone poles
like I asked you to?

All right, now. Let's see.

Did you call all the members
of my committee and ask them to be here

- for luncheon tomorrow?
- Yep, I did.

- All of them?
- Yep, all of them.

Did you check the man who's writing
a special song about the Battle of Campo?

Yep. I did that.

Did you talk to
Mr. Silvestri the sculptor,

make sure the statue will be ready
the day after tomorrow?

- Yeah. Uh-huh.
- Day after tomorrow.

- Yep, yep, yep.
- Did you rent the trailer to carry it in?

Yep, yep.

Good. Oh, boy!

I'm never gonna be chairman
of another committee.

It's too much work.

For who?

For me.

For you?

Who do you think has
been doing all the work?

How about-- Ouch!

Listen, Ethel, I just mean
that I have all the responsibility.

I'm the one that has to sit home and worry

about whether you're getting
all the work done or not.

Well, now, I'll just make you a deal.

Next year, I'll sit home and worry,

and you go out and nail
your thumb to a telephone pole.

Oh, Ethel. Listen.

We are commemorating a battle
of the Revolutionary War.

Now, let's not start one of our own.

Well, all right. Okay.

Did you and Fred try on your costumes yet?

- Yep.
- How were they?

Oh, mine's just fine.

Fred's grumbling about his as usual.

He's gonna wear it, isn't he?

Yeah, I think he is.

When I left this morning,
he was standing in front of a mirror,

trying on his powdered wig.

It was a proud sight.

It's the first time in 20 years
Fred's been able to brush his hair.

Well, I got Ricky to read
the speech at the unveiling.

- You did?
- Yeah.

- Did you have much of a struggle?
- No. He agreed to it right away.

You mean you didn't have
to trick him or anything?

Mm-mmm.

My, he's getting agreeable these days.

I know.
Things are working out beautifully.

Ricky's getting mellow just
as I'm running out of tricks.

- [Ricky] Lucy!
- What?

- Look at this!
- What is it?

Fred! He chewed up my slippers!

Fred wouldn't do a thing like that.

- Oh, he means the dog Fred.
- Oh.

I knew we made a mistake
letting Little Ricky name that dog Fred.

We made a mistake letting Little Ricky
get the dog in the first place.

Where is that four-legged beast?

Oh, I don't know.
He's up with Little Ricky, I guess.

Well, where is Ricky?
He's not in his room.

Well, he must be up there
someplace. Ricky!

Yes, Mommy?

Is Fred up there with you?

No, Mommy.

[Lucy] What is that you have on your face?

I'm a clown.

- Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!
- He's a clown.

March yourself right down here, young man.

[Ricky] He must have gotten
into my makeup kit.

Yeah.

Ricky, you shouldn't put stuff like that
all over your face, honey.

Daddy was a clown this morning.

Yeah, I know I was a clown this morning,

but that's because I'm doing
a circus number at the club.

I wanted to show Mommy
how I was gonna look.

Well, from now on,

you'd better not bring
home your M-A-K-E-U-P.

I know what that is.

You do?

Uh-huh. It's spelling.

It's spelling. Yeah.

Well, now, you go on upstairs
and take all that stuff off your face,

and don't you ever get in
Daddy's makeup kit again.

- Okay, Mommy.
- Go on now.

Where's Fred?

In the den, Daddy, sleeping in your chair.

In the den, sleeping in my chair.

You know, that dog
uses my favorite chair more than I do.

Well, he likes to be comfortable
like anyone else.

Well, then why doesn't he go out
and buy his own "izzy share"?

He's not gonna hurt your old "izzy share."

Besides, there's a brand-new
doghouse in the backyard,

and you were supposed to keep him there.

He doesn't like it out there.

- Why not?
- I don't know.

Why don't you ask him?

Mira, que tiene cosa...

el perro este no le
gusta la casa de perro...

And stop jabbering at me
in a foreign tongue.

I got enough trouble
without you being cranky.

I am not cranky!

The dog sits in my favorite
chair all the time.

He doesn't like
the doghouse that I bought him.

He chews up all my slippers.

Ever since we got that animal,

he's leading my life

and I'm leading the dog's life.

I'm sorry you have to hear
all this arguing, Ethel.

Oh, that's all right.
Makes me feel right at home.

I thought you were taking him
to obedience school.

I have been.

Well, then, how come
that he hasn't learned how to obedience?

Well, I don't know.

Maybe it's because I haven't been
helping him with his homework.

Well, you'd better
help him with his homework,

or I'm going to take him right back
to the pound where we got him.

Oh, honey, now you don't mean that.

Anyway, he's graduating
from obedience school tomorrow,

and I'm sure he's gonna come
through with flying colors.

- Good.
- Now, listen.

Did you try your costume on yet?

Oh, that's another thing.

I'll make the speech,

but I'm not gonna wear that silly-looking

Yankee Doodle Dandy outfit
that you got me. No.

Oh, honey, you look so wonderful
in a Revolutionary War uniform.

Oh, sure, yeah.

Yeah, those knee breeches
will give you a chance

to show off your good-looking legs.

I am not going to be seen
in those silly Early American "snickers."

It's knickers.

That's what I said. Snickers.

Well, now, look. You're making a mistake.

I'll leave it to you, Ethel.

Doesn't he have good-looking legs?

Come on, now, will you? Cut it out.

Well, everybody else is wearing a costume.

Yeah, Rick. Even Fred.

- Yeah? What's he wearing?
- Oh, he's got a wonderful one.

He's gonna be the town crier.

He's gonna go through
the town ringing a bell,

announcing all the ceremonies.

This I got to see.

- Well, will you wear it or not?
- All right, all right.

I'll go learn my speech.

- Okay, he will.
- Oh, honestly.

They give you a fight, don't they?

What you have to go through to get him
into costume for a thing like this.

-
- Hear ye!

Hear ye! Hear ye!

Oh, Fred, you look wonderful!

-
- Hear ye! Hear ye! Hear ye!

Get yourself another town crier!

What are you talking about?

I refuse to do this fool thing.

Well, why, Fred?

Well, first of all,
this ding-dang wig is too hot!

How do people stand it
when they have hair?

Listen, Fred. Maybe you can do it
without the wig, huh?

That's not all.

These things are killing my feet.

If their shoes pinched like these,

no wonder the town criers cried.

Fred, we can get you some bigger shoes.

Oh, sure, Fred. You gotta do something
to celebrate Yankee Doodle Day.

Well, I can always stick a feather
in my hat and call it macaroni.

Oh, now, Fred.

Fred!

Come on, now.

Say you'll be the town crier.

No, sir. I wouldn't go yelling
through town in this outfit

if the British were to come back again!

Oh, Fred! I'll get him to do it.
Don't worry about it.

I'll get him to do it.

[Ethel] Now, listen, Fred...

[Ricky] Fred! Fred! Fred!

Fred! Fred! Where did he go?

- What did he do?
- He chewed up my whole speech.

Oh. Well, now, honey,
don't-don't-don't be mad at him.

He won't do these things
once he's graduated from obedience school.

If you ask me,
we should have sent him to reform school.

Oh...

"Fellow citizens of Westport,

we're gathered here on Yankee Doodle Day

to commemorate,
to unveil and dedicate a statue.

The statue will commemorate
the great bravery and daring courage

of the patriots of this community

during the Battle of Campo in 17...

1777.

I hereby dedicate this statue
to the ancestors of these brave men,

- many of whom are still living in this"--
- Hi, dear.

Oh, hi.

Congratulations are in order.
Fred graduated!

Well! Congratulations, old man!

What's that?

That's his diploma.

Well, we'll frame it up
and put it in his doghouse.

- Yeah.
- Did he really learn something?

Well, I told you he graduated.

Well, good for you,
because I'm running out of slippers.

Hey, who set the table for my luncheon?

Oh, Ethel did.

And there's a beautiful plate
of cold cuts back in the kitchen.

- Oh, good.
- They're delicious.

What are you doing?

These cold cuts
are for my committee members.

Well, what is the principal speaker
supposed to eat for lunch?

I'll fix you
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Thanks a lot.

Well, Fred, now let's see
if you really graduated.

I want you to take this diploma,

take it over to Little Ricky upstairs
and show it to him.

Then after you do that,

I want you to take the diploma
over to the guest house

and show it to Aunt Ethel and Uncle Fred.

Oh, for heaven's sake, Ricky.

He can't do all that.

Well, you just told me
he graduated from obedience school.

Well, he learned obedience,

but he's not ready
for The Ed Sullivan Show.

- What can he do?
- He can do lots of things.

He can sit up, he can speak,
he can roll over.

- I'll show you later.
- Well, show me now.

I haven't got time now, honey.
I gotta get this luncheon going.

Listen. I paid 30 bucks
for this character to go to that school.

I want to see what he learned.

I don't want to show you right now.

I will show you later.

Apparently, the wrong one
went to obedience school.

Oh, all right.

Show what you learned
to señor Simon Legree.

Yeesh. Come on, now, Fred.

All righty, boy.

Show Daddy what we learned here, huh?

Oh, boy, he graduated
top honors too, boy. All right, now.

Sit up, honey. Sit up, Fred.

Fred, sit up.

Come on, Fred, sit up.

Aw, come on, Fred. You know how to sit up.

Now, you're not paying attention.
Come on, now.

Sit up. Here we go.

Up we go.

Up, up, up, up, Fred. Up!

Show Daddy how you can sit up.

Come on here. Fred, up.

You know how to sit up.

You know how to sit up. Come on, honey.

Never mind the lovemaking.
Just come on, now. Sit up.

I want you to sit up.
Now, pay attention. Up, boy.

Up.

Aw, come on, now. You know how to it.

Look. Like this. See? Like this.

I guess he just doesn't feel
like sitting up right now.

No, I guess not.

Well, actually, sitting up
wasn't his best subject.

Oh?

No. Let's try speaking.

Here we go now.

All right, Fred, pay attention now.

All right, speak!

Speak, boy!

Speak! Fred?

Speak, speak, speak!

Come on, say something.
Talk up a storm, boy!

Come on. Say something.

Speak, Fred!

Come on, say something for me.

Just a couple of words, huh?
Oh, now, Fred, stop.

Come on. Speak.

I guess he didn't head his class
in speaking either.

Well, actually, he isn't supposed to speak
unless he wants something,

you know, like his dinner.

Oh. Oh, I see.

He's a before-dinner speaker.

Yeah, well.

Here's something he does very well.

Now, watch.

Okay, Fred.

Now, roll over and play dead!

Come on, Fred.

Come on now, roll over and play dead.
Come on. Roll over and play dead, boy.

Come on. Down you go. Play dead.

Fred ...

Come on now, roll over and play dead, boy.

Fred, pay attention to me.

Look. Look, Fred. Fred ...

Like this.

Are you sure they didn't give him
the diploma just to get rid of him?

Well, I don't understand it.

He did everything beautifully
for the instructor at school.

I'm gonna give you one more chance here.
Now, you stand up there.

Now, Fred, pay attention!

Go get it, boy!

Fred, go get it.

Fred! Go get it!

Fetch the paper, Frederick.

Can't you do just one trick
for me, Fred? Come on.

Fred, look.

Nice Lucy.

Nice Lucy.

Here. You deserve this more than he does.

Well, he just must be exhausted

from cramming for all
of his exams, that's all.

He needs a vacation.

Good. Then he can go out in the doghouse
and then he can take his vacation.

He doesn't like it out there.

Well, that's too bad.

But if he's not smart enough
to learn, how...

Shh! Don't talk like
that in front of Fred.

You'll hurt his feelings.

Come on, Fred.

Fred.

Fred!

Oh, Fred!

You big bully.

Now, what were you saying?

I was saying that
if he's not smart enough to mind,

he can stay in the doghouse.

You're mean!

Since when is mean for a dog
to stay in his doghouse?

When the dog doesn't like the doghouse,

he's not happy out there.

Why shouldn't he be happy out there?

It's a beautiful doghouse.

It's very roomy.

It's brand-new.

It doesn't have a mortgage.

And he doesn't have a wife to nag him.

Oh, there's no talking to you.

I have things to do.

We'll discuss this later.

Fellow citizens of Westport,

we are gathered here on Yankee Doodle--

[Lucy] Oh, no!

Oh, you naughty dog!

What's the matter?

He licked half of the cold cuts
on that platter!

- Where are you going?
- I'm going to put him out in the doghouse

where he belongs!

...on Doodle Dandy Day to dedicate...

Ethel, wait till you see it.

- Mr. Silvestri did a wonderful job.
- Oh, I can hardly wait!

Oh, it's really... It's just beautiful.

- Are you ready?
- Yeah.

Oh!

Oh, it's pretty lifelike, isn't it?

Oh, I should say it is.

I thought I saw him squeeze the trigger.

Ha ha!

Isn't it great?

It is just great!

When do you take it over to Jessup Green?

Well, I'm going to get it there

just a few minutes
before Ricky does the unveiling.

That way nobody will be able to peek at it
before the ceremony.

Where is Ricky?

He's over at the newspaper office.

They're taking some pictures
for the Yankee Doodle Day celebration.

Mommy! Mommy!

What?

- Fred ran away!
- Fred ran away?

- Which Fred?
- My dog!

Oh, nuts.

Are you sure? Are you sure he ran away?

His rope's chewed up,
and there's a hole in the fence.

Oh, dear. It's my fault for putting him
out there in that doghouse.

Now, honey, he's around here someplace.

- We'll find him.
- Oh, dear.

- Fred!
- Fred!

- Fred!
- Fred!

- Fred!
- Fred!

- Fred!
- Fred?

- What do you want?
- Oh, not you.

- We're calling the dog.
- He ran away.

Oh, Mommy, where is he?

We'll find him, honey. I promise.
Don't worry, honey.

- [Fred whistling]
- Fred!

Lucy, your phone's ringing. Lucy...

- What?
- Your phone. Your phone.

- You keep looking.
- We will, honey.

- Fred!
-

- Fred!
- Fred!

Hello.

Oh, hello, Grace. Yeah.

Yeah, we just found out a minute ago.

He did?

Which way did he go?

Oh. Okay. Yeah. Thanks, Grace.

Oh, dear! Fred.

Fred! Fred! Can't you hear me?

Yeah, I can hear you.

Well, why didn't you answer?

I thought you were calling the dog.

Oh, for heaven's sakes.

Tell Ethel and Ricky
to come in here right away.

- Ethel!
- Yes?

Come on. Lucy wants you.

What's up?

Grace Munson just called and said
that she saw a dog that looked like Fred

running up the road past her house.

Oh! That's almost a mile away from here!

Maybe it wasn't our Fred.

Well, we gotta track down every lead.

Now, listen, I'm gonna
drive over to the Munsons'.

You go out and get Bruce Ramsey, honey.
Look all around the neighborhood.

- Hear?
- Okay, Mommy.

You stay here in case there are
any more calls, will you, Ethel?

Oh, sure.
Lucy, you call us, now, if you find him.

- Yeah, I will.
- I'll look around here.

Maybe he's hiding inside.

I'll look in the kitchen.

Fred!

What?

I'm calling the dog.

Oh, for corn sakes.

I haven't been right once today.

Maybe it'd make things simpler
if you changed your name.

- To what?
- Rover.

Very funny!

I'll go and look in the den.

I'll go upstairs and look, Fred.

-
-

- Hey!
- What was that?

Something sounded like
a wreck out there in back.

- No, no. It was out here, Fred.
- No, it was in back.

- I know it was out there.
- My ear tells me it's in the back.

It sounded just like it was out front.
It's out back! Now go on!

Lucy, are you all right?

I'm all right, but look at him.

[Ethel] Oh, my goodness, honey.

What happened?

Oh, I jumped in the car
and forgot all about the trailer

and backed right into that elm tree.

Wouldn't you know it?

The poor guy got through
the Revolutionary War

without a scratch,

but five minutes
with you and he's finished.

Oh, be quiet, Fred.

Uh, Lucy, maybe we can
glue it back together.

Glue what back together?

This is all that's left of him.

Oh, my goodness.
Well, you gotta do something.

You've got to fix it.

Oh, how can I fix it, for heaven's sake?

Doesn't look very good.

- Lucy.
- What?

The unveiling's in an hour.
What are you gonna do?

Oh, dear, I don't know.

But while I'm thinking,
will you drive over to the Munsons',

find Little Ricky
and go find the dog, will you?

- Sure.
- Yeah.

Oh...

See you later, shorty.

Ethel, what am I gonna do?

They'll throw me out
of the Historical Society.

Oh, you'll be lucky
if they don't throw you out of town.

Oh, dear.

Hey, I'll call Mr. Silvestri
and see if he's got another one.

Another one?

They don't make statues
in pairs like bookends.

Oh, it doesn't hurt to ask.

Mr. Silvestri?

This is Mrs. Ricardo.

Yeah. You know the statue you made for us?

Well, by any chance,
do you happen to have a spare?

Oh, you don't, huh?

Well, could you make another one?

Oh, good!

How long will it take?

Two weeks?

Oh, dear.

Well, could you make it sooner?

Well, I was thinking
in about an hour, maybe?

Yeah, well, all right,
all right, all right, Mr. Silvestri.

Well, you start on it right now, huh?

Yeah. What?

Why do I want another one? Why? Why?

Why, Ethel?

Why do we want two of them?

Uh... well... Westport is growing,

and it may become twin cities
like Saint Paul and Minneapolis.

Yeah, well, you know, Mr. Silvestri,

Westport is growing,
so it just might become twin cities

like "Saint Appolis" and "Minnie Paul."

Minneapolis and Saint Paul.

Oh.

Well, you just go ahead, Mr. Silvestri,

and we'll think up a reason later.

I mean, I'll tell you
the reason later. Yeah.

Oh, uh, Mr. Silvestri,

incidentally, is the, uh,
the first statue insured?

Oh! Oh, thank goodness!

Yeah, well, just start on the--
on the other one.

Thanks very much.

Oh! Thank goodness that's over.

Now all you have to do
is postpone the ceremonies for two weeks.

Yeah.

Postpone the--
I can't postpone the ceremonies!

Everybody in town
will be over there in an hour.

Well, what are you gonna do?

I don't know.
I forgot all about the ceremonies.

Oh, dear.

Oh, Ethel.

Hey, I got an idea.

No, maybe it's too wild.

If you've got an idea
that you think is too wild,

I don't want to hear it.

No, I think it will work.

Yeah, I think so.

You know, we're going to have
ice cream and cake later.

- Are you having a good time, honey?
- Yes.

Fred! Fred, you found Fred!

Oh, let him through here. Oh, Fred!

- Yeah, I found him. I found him all right.
- Oh, bless his little heart.

Where was he?

Well, you will never believe it.

He was sitting on the steps
of the obedience school.

Oh, Fred.

Now, why do you suppose he went there?

Well, I guess he heard
he had a bad report.

He was trying to sign up
for summer school.

Oh, maybe.

Your mommy's here, honey.
You'll see her pretty soon.

And your daddy's getting
ready to make a speech.

- Did you know that?
- Yeah.

Fellow citizens of Westport,

we are gathered here on Yankee Doodle Day

to unveil and dedicate a statue--

A statue which commemorates

the great bravery and daring courage

of the patriots of this community

during the Battle of Campo in 1777.

So I hereby dedicate this statue
to these brave men and women,

and to their descendants,

many of whom are still living
in this community.

And now, for the unveiling.

Here we go!

Lucy?

Lucy!

Shoot, if you must, this old redhead.

Un momento, un momento que ha pasado algo...

Fred ...

Que ha pasado algo...