All language subtitles for I Love Lucy S06E16 Lucy Hates to Leave 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track4_[eng]

What's the matter, honey?

Oh, nothing, nothing.

Oh, honey, it can't be "nothing, nothing."

You don't pace around
at 3:00 in the morning

just to put mileage
on your new bedroom slippers.

If you want to know the truth,

I'm worrying about
that new house in the country.

Aw, honey.

Now, there's nothing to worry about.

Mr. Spaulding accepted our offer,

the bank's got all the papers,

that house is ours.

That's what I'm worrying about--
that house is ours.

Isn't it wonderful?

We own a home.

What's so wonderful about it?

You know how much money
that house is gonna cost me?

Yeah, it's gonna cost...

Oh, please, don't say it out loud.

That house is worth it.

Yeah, well.

You realize how many times

I'm gonna have to sing "Babalú"
to pay for that house?

Oh, well, honey, you don't have to give...

give all the money at one time.

There's a mortgage.

Oh, dear me, a mortgage.

Well, now, that'll be
paid off in 20 years.

20 years!

You realize how old
we will be in 20 years?

I'll be 56 and you'll be...

Never mind.

Now, honey, I know how old you are.

I know, but I've been juggling my age
for so many years,

I've... I've kind of forgotten what it is

and I want to leave it that way.

I don't know what made me

decide to buy that place!

I must have been out of my mind.

You realize all the extra
'spenses we're gonna have?

We're not going to have
so many extra "'spenses."

Oh, not much.

Taxes. There's lots of taxes
in that territory over there.

And then you got all those
grounds to keep up

and you a big barn house in the place
and you got a chicken house.

And what are we going to farm, anyway?
Who do I think I am, Old McDougal?

Honey, it's Old MacDonald, and calm down.

There's the heating.

It takes a lot to heat
a big place like that, you know.

And then... oh, you gotta buy a new car.

And then the money, the...
the train going back and forward

from Connecticut to New York all the time,

that's a lot of money.

Then the furniture.

The furniture.

You know how much it's gonna cost
to fill that big house with new furniture?

No, now, honey.

No, now, we're gonna use
all our of own furniture.

We don't have to buy new.

- This will fit perfectly.
- Oh, good! Good!

Thank you.

- Now, honey...
- That's a big load off my mind.

Yeah. Wh-Why don't you go back to bed
and just try to relax now, honey?

- All right, dear.
- Now come on.

All right.

Maybe things will look
a lot better in the morning.

Sure they will, honey.

You just got a bad case
of homeowners' heebie-jeebies, that's all.

You lie down there and relax.

- You're right, this furniture is nice.
- Sure, it's fine.

- This will look good there.
- Sure it will, honey.

- It's well-built, this stuff.
- Yes, all solid stuff.

That's good.

And we got a lot of pictures
and knickknacks and everything.

Yeah, a lot of pictures and everything.

Pleasant dreams, darling.

Thank you, honey.

Go right to sleep.

- We won't have to buy anything, maybe.
- No, honey, nothing.

That's good.

What's the matter, honey?

- Nothing, nothing.
- What do you mean, nothing?

You don't get up at 4:00 in the morning
for nothing. What's wrong?

Well, maybe we can't afford
that house in the country.

Now, dear, calm down, honey, calm down.

How can you be calm with a mortgage
staring you in the face?

That house won't be ours for 20 years.

Oh, now, honey, now, now.

It's nothing to cry about.

Oh, no? I just figured out
how old I'll be in 20 years!

Now, now, you just relax, honey.

You were right, honey. You were right.

We just got a bad case
of homeowners' jeebie-heebies,

- Yeah.
- That's all.

We got the jeebie-heebies all right.

Sure. Come on, honey.
Go back to bed, dear.

Oh...

We'll work out something, honey.

Are you sure?

Sure, dear.

We'll manage somehow.

Good night, honey.

Good night.

Maybe I can get a hit record or something.

You never had one before.

That's right, well.

Good night, dear.

Good night.

Now, you're sure, honey,
that we're doing the right thing?

Positive.

We bought the house,
we are going to keep it

and we're going to be very happy
living in the country.

Oh, I'm glad you feel that way
because I feel just the same way about it.

Good.

I'm all ready!

Ready for what?

Ready to move to the country.

Ready to move to the country?

Well, we're not moving yet, partner.

We're not?

- No.
- No.

Not yet, Fred.

When are we going, Daddy?

Well, in about a week or so.

Well, honey,

you shouldn't put Fred in a bag like that.

Here, you go on out in the kitchen

and give him his breakfast, okay?

- Okay, Mommy.
- Okay.

He's ready to move to the country.

Can't hardly wait.

He's gonna be a farmer.

Hi!

- Oh, hi, Fred.
- Hi, Fred.

- How are you?
- Fine.

I hate to bring this up,
but do you remember this?

For goodness sake.

- What's that?
- Our 99-year lease.

Ho, ho!

If you recall,
I gave it to you two years ago

in a sudden fit of friendliness.

Now, don't tell me that you're gonna
make us stay here for 97 more years.

Of course not.

Oh, well, thank you, Fred.

That's very decent of you, friend.

- There's just one thing.
- What's that?

Since I've let you off the hook
for 97 years' rent,

I'd like permission to let me show

the apartment for two or three days
before you leave.

- [Ricky] Sure.
- Oh, sure, that'll be fine, Fred.

Of course I'm not gonna barge in on you.

I'm, uh, gonna give plenty of notice.

- Okay.
- Oh, anytime at all.

- Thank you very much.
- Okay, Fred.

- Goodbye.
- Thank you.

Oh, gee, what a sweet guy.

Yeah, he's the...
the nicest landlord in the world.

- That's right.
-

Mm.

- Wonder who that is.
- I don't know.

Hi! Well, I'm giving you notice.

I'm showing your apartment!

Come right in, folks.

- Oh.
- These are the Ricardos.

- H-How do you do?
- Mr. And Mrs. Taylor.

- How do you do?
- [Lucy] How do you do?

I hope we're not barging in.

- No. That's perfectly all right.
- Not at all.

This apartment is a perfect
love nest for newlyweds.

Oh, yes, it certainly is.

Oh, are you newlyweds, too?

Not exactly.

That's our son, Ricky.

It's a little chilly in here.

Is it always this cold?

Well ...

Oh, mercy, no!
The Ricardos like it this way.

If there's one thing I give my tenants,

it's plenty of heat!

What is all that?

Oh, who knows?

This is only from one closet.

Boy, what you can accumulate
after 15 years.

Yep.

You want me to help you, honey?

Yeah. Will you put all this stuff
over there in that big box?

I want to give it to the Salvation Army.

All right, dear.

Hi, fellas.

- Hi.
- Hi! Hi!

- Guess what?
- What?

We rented your apartment.

No!

To the newlyweds you met yesterday.

- Oh, they were so nice.
- [Fred] Weren't they.

Gee, I hope they're
gonna be as happy in here

as Ricky and I have been.

Yeah.

We sure had 15 wonderful years
in this apartment.

Oh ...

Oh, Ethel, not again.

Oh, I can't help it.

Oh... Oh...

Dry up, honey.
We've got a problem to settle.

Yes, I know. I know.

What's the problem, Fred?

Well, the Taylors will, uh, move in

only if they can have
the apartment right away.

- Tomorrow.
- Yeah.

Oh, that's impossible!

We can't get into our house
for four more days.

That's right, Fred,
you know, we can't move

until the papers are all signed
and that won't be till Friday.

We can't possibly move now.

That's the thanks I get for being so nice.

What's so nice about trying to throw me
out of my own apartment?

Did I or did I not tear up a lease
of yours that had 97 more years to run?

Yeah, so?

Do you know how much I saved you
by being a good-hearted schnook?

Here, look at these figures.

$125 a month rent for 97 years

comes to $145,500!

- Oh, oh... no!
- Yeah.

So that's what you sat up
all night figuring!

Yep.

Well, Fred, that's very nice of you,

but we can't possibly move out so fast.

Listen, I'm saving you almost 150 grand.

The least you could do
would be to move out

a couple of measly days ahead of time.

Now, just a minute, Fred!

Oh, now, wait a minute, fellas,
there's no problem.

It's just for four days.

You can move in with us.

Well, thanks a lot, Ethel,

but what are we gonna do
with all of our furniture?

Yeah, it'd be ridiculous
to store this for only four days.

That's no problem, either.

The Taylors liked your furniture so much,
they want to buy it.

Buy it?

Oh, no, no, we're not
gonna sell our furniture.

Wait, wait, wh-why not?

Why not?

Because we're gonna use it
in our new house!

This tacky stuff,
it'll never fit in our new house.

What are you talking about?

Just... just the other night,
you told me it was beautiful furniture,

that it'd fit in there just perfect.

Well, honey, that was before I knew

anyone was foolish enough
to want to buy it.

We can buy all-new furniture.

Now just a minute, just a minute.

Do you realize how much money it will cost

to furnish that whole new house
with new furniture?

Are you gonna quibble about
a few sticks of furniture

when you just made $150,000?

No... no.

All right.

I know when I'm licked.

Come on, honey.

Fred can bring the rest of this stuff.

Okay.

Well, Ethel, this is it.

This is what?

I'll never see this apartment again.

Oh, now, let's not get sentimental.

It's... just another apartment.

Just another apartment?

There's 15 years of memories here.

Yeah, I know.

Do you remember the day
I got locked in the trunk right there?

Remember the day
we were redecorating the apartment

and you wallpapered me into the closet?

How about the day
the pressure-cooker exploded?

It took us two days

to get the chicken fricassee
off the ceiling!

Ooh, I've got to cut this out.

I haven't cried so much
since the day I got married.

Come on, honey, let's get out of here.

You go ahead, Ethel. I'll be right over.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, we're sorry, Mrs. Ricardo.

We thought you'd already gone.

Oh, that's all right. I was just leaving.

Um, I'll-I'll get all these boxes

out of here soon.

No hurry.

My husband made a list
of all the furniture--

This is the inventory here.

Oh, thank you. I'll go over it and give
your husband a check this afternoon.

We'll be in the apartment across the hall
if you want to see us about anything.

We sure do appreciate
your selling us the furniture.

Saved us a lot of expense and trouble.

Well, we were glad to do it.

I, uh... I sure hope
you're going to be happy here--

As happy as we've been.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Honey, that pink shade

will go just fine on this lamp.

Pink shade?

Yes. I've got a lovely pink shade
that my mother gave me,

and it'll look beautiful on this lamp.

Oh.

Well, um...

this, uh, this shade was made
especially for this lamp,

and it's only two years old.

It's very nice, but I really think

the pink shade will look better.

Oh.

Uh, would you mind terribly

if-if I took this lamp off the inventory?

I'd... I'd kind of like to buy it back.

I guess that'd all right with us, huh?

- I guess so.
- Oh, thank you.

- We can buy another lamp.
- Thank you very much.

You were right, dear. This table
will look stunning painted black.

Oh, sure!

Black?

Yeah.

Black?

This is getting to look like the
Will-Call Department at Macy's!

Oh, now, Fred, it's just for four days.

Why do you have to grumble so much?

Because grumbling is my hobby.

Like nagging is yours.

Oh, honestly, Fred.

Hey, you got room for these?

Why, honey, I thought
the Taylors bought those things.

Well, they did,
but they were gonna ruin them,

- so I bought them back.
- Oh.

Well, I guess we can make room.

Yeah, we can move out.

Now, Fred.

I guess there's room
for that table in the kitchen.

Come on, give me a hand here,
will you, Ethel?

Sure, yeah. Come on.

There's room in the kitchen.

All right. Okay.

All right.

- Excuse me.
- Huh?

I wonder if I could borrow
Mr. Mertz's saw.

Saw?

My wife wants to cut
the legs off the sofa.

Cut off its legs?

It was my wife's idea.

I think I'd better have
a little talk with your wife.

Fred?

Oh, Fred.

I'm over here.

Where shall I put this desk chair?

How about back in your old apartment?

Oh, now, Fred, I got the desk.

I might as well have the chair.

Lucy, please don't buy back
any more of your old stuff.

Don't worry, I won't.

Oh, thank goodness.

There's nothing else left.

Where's Ethel and Little Ricky?

They went to the delicatessen
to get some sandwiches.

- Sandwiches?
- Yeah.

After the way we've been working,

I was kind of looking forward
to a hot meal.

Yeah, so was I, but the kitchen
is so jammed full of stuff,

Ethel couldn't find the stove.

Oh, come now, Fred.

She could see it all right,
but she couldn't reach it.

Ah.

Come on, I fixed a little nook back in
here where we can have something to eat.

Oh.

We're gonna be a little cramped,
but we'll have to make it do.

Just so I get to sit down
for a few minutes.

There's a place for you.

Where is everybody?

[Lucy yelling] Over here in the breakfast nook.

Where?

Here!

[Ethel] Where?

- Here!
- Oh.

[Lucy] Where's Little Ricky?

Here I am, Mommy!

- [Ethel] Here he is.
- Come on here, honey.

- Go right through there.
- [Lucy] This way.

Right in through there.

Careful. Don't bump your head, sweetheart.

[Fred] Hurry up, Ethel, I'm starved!

[Ethel] I'll be right there.

There you are, honey.

Take your coat and hat off.

Can I help you, Ethel?

Yeah, you can come and get the milk.

Okay.

Oh.

I guess I'd better back up.

- Thanks.
- Okay.

- [Fred] Ethel, where's my mustard?
- [Ethel] Oh, I forgot it.

I'll have to go out
in the kitchen and get it.

- Oh.
- Oh!

Fred wants the mustard.

Oh. Well, here, you take this.
I'll get the mustard.

Honey, you'd be able to never find it.

I'll have to get it.

Oh.

- Okay?
- Kind of crowded.

Make it?

Whoop!

Well, hi, what's new?

Mommy?

I'm coming, honey.

There you are. There's your milk, honey.

I want chocolate milk.

[Lucy] You want chocolate milk?
Oh, I thought that you wanted plain milk.

I'll go get it.

[Lucy] Well, no, no, honey,

I don't think you're gonna be able
to find it. I'll have to go with you.

Oh, he wants chocolate milk.

Oh, well, back up, honey.

Then you can get it.

Well, Ethel, you back up.

I backed up the last two times.

[Fred] Ethel, where's my mustard?

I got a hungry husband.

Well, I got a thirsty child.

- Back up.
- Okay.

There we are.

Now, now, honey, don't bump your head.

There we are.

[Fred] No, this is the wrong mustard.

I wanted hot mustard!

[Ethel] If you want hot mustard,
you go get it yourself!

Lucy, would you mind backing up?

I want hot mustard
on my sandwich and I'm starved!

Well, Fred, you back up.
I have a thirsty child.

Little Ricky, where are you?

Here, Mommy.

How'd you get back there?

I took a shortcut under the furniture.

He took a shortcut under the furniture!

Isn't that cute?

Do you mind if I play through?

- Go ahead.
- Thank you.

Hello, Moby.

Excuse me.

Thank you.

[Ethel] Oh, I forgot the salt.

Back up, Fred.

You back up.

I will not.

Well, neither will I.

Well, we'll just see about that.
Now come on!

You're darn right, we will see about that!

- Oh, Fred, come on! Back up!
- You back up!

Come on now.

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Why push me? I'm an innocent bystander.

Come on now, Ethel, back up.

No.

Fred?

No!

Well, we could starve to death this way.

Oh, okay, I give up. Let's eat.

So stubborn.

Stubborn?

[Ethel] Lucy?

How are you gonna explain
all this to Ricky?

[Lucy] Explain all what?

[Ethel] About buying all your old furniture back.

[Lucy] Listen, I convinced him
it was right to sell it,

so I'll convince him
it was right to buy it back.

You know how I have Ricky trained.

He's putty in my hands.

Lucy!

[Lucy] Speak of the putty.

Lucy, where are you?

Lucy!

Lucy, where are you? Come out here!

Lucy, I want to speak to you!

Lucy!

Lucy!

- Oh, hi, Fred.
- [Fred] Hi.

Where'd she go?

[Fred] She took the shortcut to the kitchen.

You stool pigeon!

You come here. I want to talk to you.

- No.
- Come right here!

- I want to talk to you.
- No! Not till you calm down.

All right, I can take the shortcut, too.

- Ah, ah, aha!
-

All right, start explaining.

Well, the Taylors were
ruining our furniture,

so I bought it all back.

- Bought it all back?
-

They wanted to put a pink shade
on our lamp

- and cut the legs off our sofa.
- The phone is ringing.

- They wanted to paint our table black.
- I'll talk to you later.

- Where's the phone?
- They were ruining everything ...

Look for the phone!
I'll talk to you later.

- [Fred] No.
-

Hello? Hello?

That's Little Ricky's phone.

- Oh.
- Here's your phone.

Hello?

Yes, this is Mr. Ricardo.

Oh, hello, Mr. Spaulding.

All right, fine.

Well, we're planning to move in four days.

Yes, sir.

What?

They have?

It was?

Oh.

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.

Well, thanks for calling. Goodbye.

What'd he say?

The title search for the house
has been delayed.

We will have to stay here two more weeks.

Ew.

Oh, now, honey...

Honey, now... Honey...

Now...