All language subtitles for I Love Lucy S06E12 Lucy and the Loving Cup 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track4_[eng]

Now, ladies and gentlemen, as a tribute

to Johnny Longden
wonderful riding accomplishments,

the National Turf Association
wishes to present him

with this beautiful trophy.

Applause, applause, applause,
applause, applause, applause.

The inscription read

"Presented by National Turf Association

to Johnny Longden,

the winningest jockey of all time.

4,961 victories."

There you are, Johnny.

Thank you, Ricky.

My pleasure, Johnny.

And I wish to add my congratulations

and the congratulations
of everybody here at the Club Babalu.

Applause, applause, applause, applause...

Oh. Hi.

Oh, Ricky, that's a wonderful speech.

That's the one you're gonna make
at the big affair tonight, huh?

Yeah. Sound all right?

Yeah, it sounded great.

Oh, good.

I'm so proud they asked me
to be the emcee, you know.

- You should be.
- Yeah.

- Where's Lucy?
- She went shopping.

I told her to go buy a new hat
and a new dress for the banquet.

Would you say that again?

I told her to buy
a new hat and a new dress.

In the 25 years I've been married,

I have never heard that phrase before.

Oh, now, Ethel,

I know that Fred is a little tight,

but I know that if an important occasion
came around, he would loosen up.

He wouldn't tell me to go buy a new dress

if he was inaugurated
president of the United States.

Hi!

Oh, hi, Fred.

Well, Rick,
I see you picked up the trophy.

- Yeah.
- Isn't that a beauty?

- Listen to this, Fred.
- Yeah.

"4,961 victories."

Isn't that great?

Great? It's terrible.

What do you mean?

- I didn't have a buck on any one of them.
- Oh, Fred ...

I didn't.

[Lucy] Well, hi.

- Hi.
- Hi, honey.

- What'd you get? What'd you get?
- Oh, wait till you see, Ethel.

Wait till you see...

Oh, honey, you got the cup.

-
- Isn't that a beauty?

- Oh, it's beautiful.
- Huh?

Oh, he's gonna be thrilled with that.

Yeah. The engraver did a beautiful job.

Uh-huh!

Come on, honey, open up.
Let's see what you bought.

- Okay.
- Oh, listen, dear.

I have a lot of business to do uptown
before I go to the banquet,

and I don't want to lug
that cup around with me,

so will you bring it down?

- Sure, honey.
- Now, look.

The banquet starts at 7:00,
so don't be late.

No, I won't be late.

- Come on, let me see your new dress!
- All right, calm down.

You're acting like
you never saw a new dress before.

Who's acting?

How do you like it?

Oh, it's gorgeous!

Honey, how do you like it?

Oh, it's beautiful.

Looks like a million dollars.

That's probably what it cost.

It was only 49.95.

To him, that's a million dollars.

Honeybunch, can I help it
if I think of you as my dungaree doll?

Ethel, wait till you see my new hat.

- It's the smartest thing you ever saw.
- Come on, let me see it.

Well, you really have
to see it on to appreciate it,

so close your eyes, everybody.

All right.

Open your eyes, everybody.

Close your eyes, everybody.

Oh, Fred, shut up.

Honey, it's adorable.

How do you like it, dear?

Well, it's uh... uh...

What are you laughing at?

Oh, honey,
that's the funniest thing I ever seen.

I'll say it is.

Looks like you're wearing
a fuzzy fishbowl.

Now, honey,
don't you pay any attention to them.

It's divine.

Yeah, who cares what they think.

They don't know what's smart.

Well, I may not know what's smart,

but I know what's funny.

And that's funny.

I don't care what you think.

It may interest you two hyenas

to know that this is
the latest style from Paris.

Oh, no.

I think it's the end, the very end.

The end of what?

I don't care what you think,
I'm gonna wear it to the dinner tonight.

Oho, no, you're not.

My wife is not gonna look ridiculous
in front of all those people.

I do not look ridiculous.

You do, too.

You'll be better off wearing--
wearing that trophy on your head.

You wouldn't look half as funny.

Well, honey,
all the new hats look like this.

Well, then, wear one of your old hats.

Wear an old hat to the banquet

in front of Johnny Longden
and his wife and everybody?

Look, Lucy, I don't care what you wear,

but don't wear that.

- Mommy.
- What dear?

I need a bigger box for my turtle.

A bigger box?

Oh, wait just a minute.
I'll get you one, honey.

Now, Ricky,
I'm giving you one last chance.

Can I wear this hat?

I'm giving you one last answer. No.

Hey, this is a swell
new house for my turtle.

Hey, stop him!

He can't put his turtle in that thin'.

Oh, Ricky, Ricky, honey, come here, dear.

You can't put your turtle in that thin'.

Isn't that funny, Fred?

Women will buy anything
if it's in fashion.

They certainly will.

How would you know?

You haven't bought me anything
since bloomers were in style.

Oh, good grief.

Ethel, if you're gonna play
that same old tune

on your player piano, I'm going home.

Well, twenty-three skiddoo.

- I'll see you later, Fred.
- All right.

Honey, I'll see you
down at the banquet! I gotta go.

Wait a minute, dear.

I want you to see the hat
that I decided to wear.

Okay, honey.

Now, what do you think you're doing?

You said I might as well wear this,
and I think I will.

Very, very funny.

Now, take that thing off your head
and bring it down to the club in time.

- Oh...
- Good-bye.

Hey, you're cold.

- That was a nice try, girl.
- Yeah.

I'll see you later. I got a lot to do.

Ethel ...

Ethel, help me get out of this,
will you? It's a little tight.

Oh... Ooh! Ooh!

Oh, Ethel, I think it's stuck.

Oh, this could only happen to you.

What did you say?

This could only happen to you.

Speak up. I can't hear in this thing.

This could only hap--

Oh, don't shout. It echoes in here.

Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

Here. Come here, honey.

Now, now, just bend over.

I'll-- I'll get some...

Okay. Ready?

Ethel!

Oh, Lucy, it won't come off!

What am I gonna do?

Well, we could always butter your head.

Now, let's not be funny.

- I gotta get this thing off. Now, think.
- Okay.

Oh, gosh.

Of all the things.

Are you thinking, Ethel?

Yeah, I'm thinking.

What are you laughing at?

Oh, you don't know
how funny you look in that thing.

Well, this is no laughing matter.
Now, think.

Oh, all right.

Lucy, does heat make metal
contract or expand?

I think it makes it expand. Why?

Then that's it.
We'll stick your head in the oven.

In the oven?

Yeah. The trophy will get bigger,
and then your head will be free.

Oh, great. Why don't you put an apple
in my mouth and barbecue me?

I guess it wouldn't work, huh?

No, I guess it wouldn't work.

Hey, I got another idea.

It'd better be better than your last one.

Wait a minute now.

Just a second.

Ah! Oh! What are you doing, Ethel?

I'm trying to loosen it
like the lid on a jar.

Oh, cut it out, Ethel!

You're giving me a headache.

- Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
- Oh!

Boy, this is a tough one.

Ethel, are you gonna stay
over here all winter?

Oh, Fred, come here
and see if you can help us.

Wait till I tell the boys in my old outfit
that the kaiser is still alive.

This is no time for your corny jokes.

We can't get that thing
off of Lucy's head.

- You gotta be kidding.
- I am not kidding.

Now, honey, honey, don't cry.

It'll only make things worse.

Yeah, it might get the trophy rusty.

Fred, what are we gonna do?

Well, we could get a silversmith
and cut it off with a blowtorch.

A blowtorch?

Or whatever they use.

Then you can weld it back together again.

Oh, dear.
Can't you think of an easier way?

You'd better think fast,

or you'll wind up
wearing it to the banquet.

He's right, honey.
You haven't got much time.

- Oh, no... What time is it, Ethel?
- It's 5:30.

Oh, I'd better call the silversmith,
tell him to come over right away.

I'll do it. I'll do it for you, honey.

A silversmith, a silversmith...

I'm not even gonna ask you
how this happened.

Thank you.

What are you doing?

What are you doing, Fred?

You can't give Johnny Longden a trophy
all full of fingerprints.

Oh, sit down now.

Hello. Is this the silversmith?

Can you get a loving cup
off of a woman's head?

Huh?

Oh, well, she bought a new hat,
and I thought it was...

Oh, never mind how she got it on there.

Can you come up here and get it off?

Oh, well, now, just a minute.

Lucy, he's gonna close his shop
in a half an hour,

and he says if you want him to take
it off, you'll have to come down there.

Go down there? How am I gonna get there?

- I'll take you.
- Oh, all right.

All right. She'll be right down.

Mrs. Ricky Ricardo.

Huh?

Oh, you won't have any trouble
recognizing her.

Lucy, his shop's way down
on Bleecker Street,

so you'll have to go right from there
to the banquet.

- Oh, oh, Fred, Fred...
- Yeah?

Oh, Fred, run down and hail a taxi
for us right away.

All right.

Just a minute. Honey,
a taxi will take too much time.

The subway will be faster.

I can't go on a subway like this.

Do you want to get
to that banquet or don't you?

Oh, all right, all right.
Fred... Is Fred gone?

Answer her!

Oh, I'm here!

Fred, Fred, would you stay
with Little Ricky.

You can finish reading Cinderella to him.

Yeah, I'll go and get my specs.

I can hardly wait to see
who that glass slipper belongs to.

Honey, I'd better go
change my clothes too.

I can't go on a subway dressed like this.

Well, if I can go like this,

you certainly can go like that.

In my blue jeans?

Ethel, with a loving cup on my head,

I hardly think anybody
will be looking at your blue jeans.

Lucy, I have never ridden
on a subway in my blue jeans,

and I'm not gonna start now.

Okay.

Oh, boy, I look terrible.

What on earth are you trying to do now?

If I have to go
from the silversmith's to the banquet,

I want to wear my new dress.

Oh, well, let me try to help you, honey.

Uh, get over here.

Over here, Lucy.

I'll get up on the couch so I can--
I can pull it better from there.

Here, honey. Right here.

Turn around.

Ready, set... go!

[Lucy] Ahh!

Oh, Ethel!

Oh, Lucy, we can't get it
up over that loving cup.

I want to wear my new dress.

Okay, honey, we'll take your dress along
and you can change down there.

Oh, okay.

Say... we'd better get
a big hat or something

to cover that thing in the subway.

- A big hat?
- Yeah. You got one?

There might be one
in the box in the closet.

Okay, I'll look.

Right there. Stay right there.

Ethel, are people staring at me?

No, they're not paying
much attention to you.

- What'd you say?
- I said they're not staring at you.

You'll have to speak up, honey.

With this hat and the cup
and the veil and everything,

I can't hear you.

I said they're not staring at you!

Ethel, are you still there?

Yeah, I'm still here. Why?

Well, I have a feeling you're trying
to pretend you're not with me.

I'm right here beside you.

Okay.

What are you staring at?

Haven't you ever seen a beekeeper
on a subway before?

- Smart aleck.
- Who was it?

Just some smart aleck.

- What did he say?
- He's going away.

- He's going away.
- Did he go away?

This is Bleecker Street, honey.

Here's where we get off.

Come on.

Ethel, are we on or off?

Ethel?

Ethel!

Ooh, pardon me.

Pardon me, sir.

Very sorry, sir.

Oh, excuse--

Pardon me. Can you tell me
where the stairs are?

Well, you'd better
get off the train first.

I am off.

You're telling me.

Oh, pardon me. Can you tell me where I am?

Yeah. You're on Earth.

Pardon me. Where am I?

Where are you?

What are you?

What's the matter with everybody?

Haven't you ever seen anybody
with a loving cup on their head before?

No, I haven't,
and I've lived in Brooklyn for 56 years.

Brooklyn? Am I in Brooklyn?

Yes, you are.

Flatbush Avenue.

Oh, dear. Would you do a favor for me?

Would you-- Would you make
a telephone call for me?

There's something
I have to tell my husband.

- Yes, deary, anything you say.
- Oh, thank you.

If you would call Plaza 3-2099

and ask for Ricky Ricardo--
he's my husband--

And tell him that I have the cup,

but I put my foot in it again.

I mean, I put my head in it.

J-J-Just tell him I have
the cup and I'm on my way

and tell Johnny Longden
to hold his horses.

Hold his horses.

Oh, boy, that's funny, isn't it?

That's hilarious.

Now, maybe it's a lot
for you to understand,

but my husband will understand.

Now, if you'll just call Plaza 3-2099,

ask for Ricky Ricardo

and tell him Lucy's
on the way with the cup.

Oh, dear, I can't find a dime.
Just take what you need.

Thanks, lady.

Who's that?

Where's that lady I was talking to?
Where'd everybody go?

Maybe it's a sorority initiation.

Either that or she played tennis
with a sore loser.

Would a policeman be of any help?

Oh, good grief, no.

Don't get a policeman.

You know how nosy they are.

Always asking those foolish questions

and then instead of helping
after you've gone all ...

explaining for a half an hour,

all they do is just mess things up.

Don't get a policeman. Thank you very...

Listen, if you could direct me to a...

If...

Uh, yeah. Would you get me one
of those wonderful, kindhearted policemen?

One of those guardians of the law
in this great city?

One of those grand chaps that I--

Just what do--
what do you think you're doing?

Well, Officer, sir...

you see, sir...

Officer, sir...

Uh... uh...

Now, you're not gonna believe this...

But a very funny thing happened to me
on the way to a banquet tonight.

Now, ladies and gentlemen,

before we start our official presentation,

I'd like you to say hello
to our guest of honor.

Of course you all know

the man that has won more races

than any other jockey in the entire world,

Johnny Longden.

And his very lovely and charming wife,
Mrs. Hazel Longden.

And now, as a tribute
to Johnny's great accomplishment

in the racing world,

the National Turf Association

is very proud to present to him...

We're about to present to him ...

uh ...

a very lovely trophy.

Oh, wait till you see it.

It's really beautiful.

And we do have a trophy, you know.

I saw it. I had it in my hands once.

Well, the trophy should be here shortly

and, uh, while we're waiting
for the trophy, uh...

I'll tell you a story.

I've got a wonderful story about a turtle.

And, uh...

Oh, pardon me. Are you Ricky Ricardo?

Yes?

Well, I got a, uh...

Well, there's a woman out there.
Claims she's your wife.

My wife?

Yeah. She's got a loving cup
stuck on her head.

That's my wife.

You have my deepest sympathy.

Thank you.

He seems to be in a little mishap.

Oh, no.

- I tried to get it off.
- Yes, that's all right, dear.

There, this is the trophy,
ladies and gentlemen,

right along with my wife, Lucy.

Very funny.

And now for the presentation,
ladies and gentlemen.

This is the trophy,
and I'd like you to read the--

I'd like to read the inscription
to you, Johnny.

The inscription...

Uh, would you mind, dear,
if you'd just put your head down?

Thank you very much.

"Presented by National Turf Association
to Johnny Longden,

the winningest jockey of all time.
4,961 victories."

There you are, John.

Well, Ricky, that's--
that's a great honor,

and that's a nice cup.

I'm sure it will look good
in my... trophy... collection,

but what am I gonna do with your wife?

Well, Johnny, that's been my problem
for 15 years. Now it's yours.

- [Lucy] Oh, Ricky.
- Down, girl.

Can I get a shot of you two
with that trophy?

Why, sure. Hold the cup
over there, Johnny. That's it.

All right, now, a great big smile.

All right.

Not you. Down.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Thank you, Johnny.