All language subtitles for I Love Lucy S06E08 Desert Island 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track4_[eng]

- Lucy?
- Yeah.

Fred just told me that he and Ricky

are gonna judge
a bathing beauty contest this afternoon.

- I know.
- How are we gonna stop them?

We're not. We're gonna let them do it.

Honey, you've been in Florida too long.

Your poor little brain is sunburned.

Not at all, Ethel, not at all.

I just decided that for once,

I was gonna let Ricky do what he wants to.

When he told me about the contest,
I said, "Go ahead and do it, dear."

You said that?

Yes. This is the new, understanding me.

Oh, dear, this is quite a blow.

I was counting heavily

on the old conniving you.

That's all over, Ethel.

Look, what possible harm
could there be in them

judging a beauty contest?

Are you kidding?

Well, they sit out at the beach
and ogle the girls anyway.

This way, I figure
it's supervised ogling.

Well, I don't like it.

And anyway, how can they judge
a bathing beauty contest?

I thought we were going
for a boat ride this afternoon.

There'll be plenty of time for that.

The contest doesn't start until 5:00.

Hey, where's Ricky?

They want us down at the pool

to take pictures with some
of the girls in the contest.

Well, uh, Ricky's in the manager's office.

Okay, I'll Rick pick up in the lobby.

I mean, I'll pick Rick up in the robby.

Oh, you know what I mean.

Yeah, we know what you mean.

Hey, Rick, they want us
down at the pool for pictures.

Yeah, I know. I got wonderful news.

- What?
- I'm going to be in a movie

- that they're gonna make down here.
- That's great.

- Come on, Rick, the girls are waiting.
- What kind of a movie?

Well, it's a documentary about Florida.

It's the whole history of Florida

from the early days of Ponce de León

until the present days.

Come on, will you, Rick?

Well, honey, how do you fit into that?

Well, I'm gonna be part
of the present days.

Me and the band are going
to be playing right here

at the Eden Roc Hotel.

Come on, will you, Rick.
The bathing beauties are waiting for us.

Will you look at the old goat?

He's practically pawing the ground.

Oh, never mind, Ethel.

I'll be right with you, Fred.
I just want to comb my hair.

Hey, Rick, can I borrow some of that
fancy eau de cologne of yours?

- [Ricky] Sure.
- [Fred] Thanks.

Eau de cologne yet.

He hasn't used eau de cologne

since Lillian Russell came to town.

Hello.

Yes?

We're looking for Mr. Ricky Ricardo.

Oh?

- And Mr. Mertz.
- Oh?

We're supposed to have
publicity pictures taken with them.

- Yes, down by the pool.
- Are they in?

Well, um...

No, they're not.

Oh, dear. Well, didn't they
know about the pictures?

Uh, yes, they knew about them,
but they had to go out,

and there's no telling
when they'll be back.

Uh, sometimes when they leave like this,

they don't come back for hours, days.

Weeks.

Months.

So if I were you,

I'd find somebody else
to take pictures with.

Oh, welcome home, dear.

Huh?

- Mr. Ricardo?
- Yes?

I'm Joi Lansing.

And this is Jill Jarmyn.

Oh. Well, hello.

Glad to know you, girls.

How are you? This is, uh, Mr. Mertz.

Well, how do you do?

Joi, he's a regular
little Kewpie doll, he is.

We're supposed to have our pictures taken
with you down by the pool.

In fact, the photographer's
waiting for us right now.

[Ricky] Well, we were just on our way down.

Now, I'll just grab some
cigarettes and we'll go.

I was so thrilled when I heard

you were going to be one
of the judges, Mr. Ricardo.

- Well.
- I just adore Cuban music.

Thank you. Thank you.

Me, too. I must have seen your show
in the casino a hundred times.

Well, isn't that nice?

I get such a boot out of it

every time you sing "Babalú."

[Ricky chuckling] Well, thank you very much.

- Shall we go, Fred?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go.

Bye.

Tell me, Mr. Ricardo is your accent real?

[Ricky] Oh, yes, yes.

Well, that was a nauseating scene.

"Tell me, Mr. Ricardo,
is your accent real?"

"Oh, Joi, look.

He's a regular little Kewpie doll, he is."

"I get such a boot out of it

when you sing 'Babalú."'

I'd sure like to give her a boot.

And did the boys love it.

Did you see Fred's eyes pop out?

How about Ricky's eyes?

His nose looked like
it was balancing two Ping-Pong balls.

Hey, what's happened to that
understanding attitude?

Where is the new you?

When I saw those mincing mermaids,

the old me came right out of retirement.

Oh, boy, it's good to have you back.

Now, let me see.

How can we keep them
from judging that contest?

Yeah, what awful thing are we gonna do?

I don't know yet,
but I got a hunch it's gonna be a dilly.

- Lucy.
- Yeah?

I got here as fast as I could.

Help me. Help me, huh?

Okay. Ooh.

Whew.

Now, what's your plan?

Well, I told the boatman to only
give us a half a tank of gas.

A half a tank?

Yeah, so when we get out
in the middle of the ocean,

the motor will suddenly go...

...and stop.

We'll run out of gas?

Yeah. That's my plan

for keeping the boys
from judging the contest.

Oh, boy, that is a dilly.

That's a double dilly.

Does your plan also include

a way to get back to civilization,

or do we just float around
in the Atlantic Ocean forever?

Ethel, how many times
have I ever let you down?

Well, uh--

Never mind!

Now, when we're sure
that they've missed the contest,

I suddenly discover this...

and pour it in the tank.

The boat runs on lemonade?

This is filled with gasoline.

And this thermos is filled with lemonade.

And this is filled with sawdust.

Listen, do you want to keep Fred
from judging that contest or don't you?

- Oh, yes, I do.
- Well, all right.

I know he's an old goat,

but an old goat's
better than no goat at all.

Honey, I want to get some
suntan oil before we go.

There's a little shop down
there at the end of the pier.

- Want to go?
- Okay, let's go.

[Ethel] Okay.

Hey, girls, where are you going?

[Lucy] To get some suntan oil!

We'll be right back.

- Well, hurry up!
- Yeah.

- Daddy.
- Yes, hon.

Is this the boat we're going on?

Yeah, that's it. Isn't she a beauty?

- Hold him, Uncle Fred.
- All right, I'll watch him.

- [Fred] Here you go.
- [Ricky] Here we go.

- [Fred] Give me a hand.
- [Ricky] Come on, Uncle Fred.

All right. Thank you.

Well, as long as we got a little time,

I'll 'splain a few more things
to you about boats.

I'm a landlubber.

'Splain to me, too.

All right.

Now, over there, see, in the front--

That's called the bow,

and back here is called the stern.

So that's the bow and the stern.

The bow and the stern.

That's right.

You're a regular skipper already.

This cruise-along's
a dandy little boat, Rick.

- Daddy?
- Yeah.

I'm thirsty.

You're thirsty?

Well, your Mommy said
she was gonna bring some lemonade.

Is there any lemonade
in front there, Fred?

Hey, I found a jug.

See if there's any cups in there,
would you? He's thirsty.

All right. Here we are.

Now, Little Ricky,

the right side of the boat

is called the starboard side.

- Remember that now. The right side...
- Hey, hey.

This smells like gasoline.

It does? It's supposed to be lemonade.

Well, if it's lemonade,
it's made from high-octane lemons.

- Hey, you're right.
- Yes.

- Is there another thermos up front there?
- Well, I'll look again.

Yeah, here's another.

Well, that must be the lemonade.

Why do you suppose
they put gasoline in a thermos jug?

Well, I don't know,
but it's a very dangerous place

- to keep gasoline.
- Well, I'd say so.

You should only carry
gasoline in a safety can.

- Yeah.
- I'll take it out of here

and leave it on the pier someplace.

Here you are, Little Rick.

You try that.

There. That all right?

- Yeah, Uncle Fred.
- There.

I wonder what's keeping the girls.

Come on! Oh, here they come.

- Come on, girls! Come on!
- [Ethel] Here we are.

- All right.
- Hi.

- Hi, hi, hi.
- Oh, boy, isn't this gonna be great?

We're going to have fun, sweetheart.

[Ethel] Sitting on a nice boat,
going out in the ocean, huh?

Nice day for it, too.

Here. Watch this rope, huh?

[Lucy] I'll take it, honey.

- Put it back there.
- Okay.

[Lucy] Ooh, it's wet.

There we go.

[Ethel] Now, look at this.

Having a good time, honey?

Oh, just wonderful. We love it.

How about you, honeybunch?

Oh, Fred, this is marvelous.

He's been looking at his watch
all afternoon.

Fred, will you forget
about that beauty contest?

Huh? That's the farthest thing
from my mind.

Say, uh, maybe it is time
for us to be heading home.

What time is it, Fred?

It's, uh, half past bathing beauty.

Uh, I mean, half past 3:00.

Uh-oh.

What's the matter, Rick?
What's the matter?

I don't know. The motor just stopped.

Well, do something, will you?
We haven't got much time.

Oh, what an awful thing to have happen.

What are we gonna do now, dear?

We'll have to take a look at the engine.

[Ricky] I can't understand it.

I checked every part of that motor

and I can't find
a darn thing wrong with it.

Well, you gotta find
something wrong, Rick.

We only got about five minutes.

Oh, forget it.
We couldn't make it now anyway.

Besides, we got a bigger problem.

If we don't get this thing started,
we'll just keep drifting

further and further out to sea.

Oh, are you sure you're too late
for the contest, dear?

I'm positive. We can't make it by now.

Oh, what a shame.

Yeah.

Look, honey, I don't know
anything about motors,

but, uh, maybe we're out of gas.

Out of gas?

Don't be ridiculous.

Well, now, Rick, it wouldn't hurt
just to look and see, would it?

All right, if it'll make you happy,
I'll look and see.

I've been on boats all my life.

Since I was younger than Little Ricky,
I've been on boats.

I know that these boats
don't run out of gas

in an hour and 15 minutes.

You're right. We're out of gas.

Oh, no! Now what are we supposed to do?

Thumb a ride on a passing halibut?

Well, now, let's not lose our heads.

I seem to remember hearing somewhere

that they always keep
extra gasoline on these boats,

you know, just for emergencies like this.

Here, let me-- Help me down, honey,

- and I'll, I'll take a look around.
- Take a look around, honey.

See if you can find
anything like that, huh?

Oh, my!

[Lucy] Oh, well, now, look what I found!

That's lemonade.

Ooh, I must have the wrong one.

Where's that thermos of gasoline?

Ricky left it on the dock.

- Left it on the dock?
- Yes.

Oh, for heaven's sake,
why would you do a thing--

How did you know
that the gasoline was in the thermos?

Uh, uh, well, uh...

I'm waiting.

Tell me the story.

Yeah, Mommy. Tell us a story.

A story? Well, all right, dear.

Once upon a time,
there were these three bears.

The Mama Bear, Papa Bear--

- [Ricky] Lucy!
- Lucy Bear!

- Lucy!
- Well, now, we only did it

because we love you and Fred so much.

Didn't we, Ethel?

Oh, uh, ye-- yes. That's why we did it.

Did-- did what?

Yeah. Did what?

Well, uh, um, uh, told the man

that I only needed half a tank of gas

and then brought extra gasoline
along in a thermos

so that when we were sure
that it was too late

for you to go to the contest--
And I think I'll try swimming to shore.

Come back here.

Of all the miserable things to do.

If I were the captain of this tub,
I'd make her walk the plank.

Mommy, what's that?

- [Lucy] What's what?
- Over there.

[Lucy] Look! It's an island!

[Ricky] Yeah.

Maybe we can drift close enough

so we can wade ashore.

Yeah. We can wade ashore.

Oh, what good would that do?

We'd still be out the middle
of the Atlantic Ocean.

Well, it's better than being adrift.

Yes, better than being adrift.

Maybe someone would come by
eventually and rescue us.

Somebody would come by and
rescue us, eventually.

You see, gang, everything's
turning out all right.

Isn't it, Ricky?

Isn't it, Fred?

Ethel?

Little Ricky?

I think I'll go below
and put myself in irons.

- [Ethel] Whoo!
- [Lucy] Oh, boy.

[Ethel] Whoo!

Hey, I wonder if anybody
lives on this island.

[Fred] I doubt it.

Well, let's find out. Call out, Ricky.

Hello there!

Try it in Spanish.

- Huh?
- This might be part of Cuba.

Oh!

[Ricky] Hey, they got some cacanuts here.

[Lucy] Cacanuts?

Oh, yeah.

There are a lot of cacanuts.

Well, it looks like we got
the whole island to ourselves.

How do you like that?

Marooned on a desert island
and it's got to be with, uh...

Fred, you'd better be nice to me.

We may be here so long that
I'll start looking good to you.

Hey!

Look at this.

- [Ricky] What?
- Huge footprints in the sand.

So?

So this island might be inhabited.

Inhabited by whom?

Well, from the looks of these footprints,

giant natives.

Giant natives.

No kidding. Look at these.

Oh, boy. He must be a big one.

Now, if I follow them,

maybe I'll be able to track him down
and find out...

Well, it could have been a giant native.

Hey! That's a speedboat!

- Oh, hey, fellas!
- Hey, mister!

-
- Fellas! Hey!

- Hey!
- Hey! Mister, we're over here!

- Hey, fellas!
- [Ricky] Hey!

- Come back!
- [Fred whistling]

How do you like that?

All he did was wave back.

Yeah.

Well, at least he was friendly.

Listen, Fred,
maybe you and I should go out

and see what's on the other side

- of this island.
- All right.

- Want to go with us, Ricky?
- Sure.

Come on, let's go explore.

You stay here and see,
maybe some boats go by,

maybe you can get their attention.

All right.

Oh, boy, this heat is killing me.

You're either hot or you're hungry.

You're always complaining about something.

Well, that's because when I'm around you,

I always have something to complain about.

Well!

Stranded on a desert island.

You know, sometimes Lucy goes too far.

- Well, there's one good thing about her.
- What's that?

She makes me glad I'm married to Ethel.

It don't do me any good.

See if I can find anything around here.

It's the ocean on the other side.

- Hey!
- What's the matter?

- There's someone in there.
- Who is it?

It looks like a giant native.

Boy, you've been married to Lucy too long.

You come and look.
You stay here, Little Ricky.

Good night, nurse!

You hold them off, Rick.

I'll take Little Ricky
and make a run for it.

- Now, wait a minute, Fred.
- "Wait" nothing.

It's uncles and little children first.

Fred! Now, there's got
to be an explanation.

There's no natives on this island.

Well, you tell him that
while he's shrinking your head.

Now, Fred, I wouldn't--

He's right back of you now.

- Hello.
- Goodbye.

Hey, what's the matter with you guys?

- Huh?
- Aren't you Ricky Ricardo?

Uh, yeah.

Well, I guess you don't recognize me
under all the makeup.

I'm Claude Akins.

- Claude Akins? The actor?
- Yeah. Yeah.

Well, goodness sakes.
How are you?

Good to see you. How are you?

Oh, this is Fred Mertz.

- Hi, Claude!
- How are you? Nice to see you.

Good to see you.

- And this is my son. This is Little Ricky.
- Well, hi, Rick.

You know, I made a picture
with Claude out in Hollywood.

- Yeah.
- What are you doing in Miami?

Well, I'm playing a native
in a picture called The Florida Story.

We're shooting a scene
where Ponce de León landed in Florida.

I'm in the same picture.

- Really?
- Yeah, in the present day.

You mean, there's a whole
movie company here?

Sure. Right over there.

Oh, for goodness sakes.

You're here making the picture, too, huh?

No, no. I-- We run out of gas.

We were taking a boat ride,
and we run out of gas.

- Oh.
- You think we could borrow

some gas from those fellas?

Well, I'm sure you can get some

from one of the skippers
who brought us out.

Boy, are we lucky running into him, huh?

You had us plenty scared a minute ago.

We thought you were the giant native

Mommy was talking about.

Yeah, we thought you were a giant native.

Yeah.

Hey.

I've got an idea.

You got a little time on your hands?

Sure. Why?

Well, our wives are on the other
side of the island, see,

and we got a little score
to settle with them.

So, if you could do us the favor
of coming over there...

Gee, I wonder what's keeping the boys.

I don't know,
but after what you did to 'em,

I wouldn't blame them
if they never came back.

Well, at least we accomplished
our purpose:

we kept them from the contest.

You gotta give me credit for that.

Listen, one credit hardly
balances 15 years of debits.

Sheesh! There's just
no talking to you today.

Oh, I must look a mess by now.

Ethel...

Ethel, your nose is shiny.

Why don't you look in the mirror?

"Ethel, your nose is shiny."

"Ethel, you got big feet."

"Ethel, you're always hungry."

What is this, Pick On Ethel Mertz Week?

Ethel, please powder your nose.

Oh, powder your own nose.

Ethel, I don't blame you for being mad,

but there's a huge,
ferocious-looking native

standing right behind us.

You never give up, do you?

Ethel, please look behind you
and see if you see what I see.

Please?

-
-

Ho tasho! Ho tasho!

He's trying to tell us something.

Maybe I'd better talk to him.

Well, uh, d-- d-- do you think
you can understand his language?

If I can understand Ricky,
I can understand anybody.

Uh... uh...

Hello.

Uh, us friends.

- What you want?
-

Oo-ga-toe-gah. Oo-ga-toe-gah.

You go village.

Well, thank you very much,
but we don't want to go village.

You go village.

Big Chief have dinner.

Hey, Lucy, he's friendly.
He wants us to have dinner.

Have dinner?
He wants us to be dinner.

- You!
-

Lucy! Lucy!

Ah! Me go village. You get help.

[Ethel] Fred! Ricky! Hurry up!

- Oh, Rick!
- What's the matter?

Look at that savage,
he's gonna carry Lucy away!

Ricky! Ricky, save me!

Well, what are you waiting for?
Aren't you gonna save me?

I'm trying to decide.

Ricky!

Hey, you, stop!

Attaboy, Fred!

You forgot one.

[Ethel] What's so funny?

What are you laughing at?
What's going on?

It's a joke, Mommy. It's a joke.

- [Ricky laughing]
- A joke?

Well, some joke.

[Ricky] This is Claude Akins. He's an actor.

[Fred] They're making a picture
on the other side of the island.

I hope I didn't hurt you
too much, Mrs. Ricardo.

You didn't hurt me,
but you scared the daylights out of me.

- [Ricky laughing]
- Oh, what a dirty trick.

What are you talking about?

You started the whole thing.

Hey, you'd better go and borrow that gas
if we're gonna get out of here.

Hey, listen,
why don't you all stick around?

As soon as we're through shooting,

the whole cast and crew
are gonna have a beach party,

a kind of a luau. You're all invited.

A luau? Well, I'd like that.

Yeah.

That's my favorite food.

Wonderful.

You see, honey? I told you
everything was gonna turn out all right.

Yeah!

[Joi] We've been looking all over for you.
The luau's about to start.

Why, Mr. Ricardo and Mr. Mertz.

What are you all doing here?

Well, our boat ran out of gas.
What are you doing here?

Yeah!

Yeah. What are you all doing here?

Well, they needed some more
girls for the picture,

so they brought us all out here.

Well, what happened to the contest?

Why, that's been postponed till tomorrow.

Come on, everybody, let's go to the luau.

You want to come with me?

- [Jill] Come on, Mr. Mertz.
- [Claude] Here we go.

- [Joi] Come on, Ricky.
- Yeah.

Hey, you were right.

Everything worked out real fine.