All language subtitles for I Love Lucy S06E07 Deep Sea Fishing 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track4_[eng]

Boy, what lousy luck.

Everybody on the ocean
was catching fish but us.

Yeah, well, Fred,

it's not important
how many fish you catch.

It's the sport that counts.

You believe that?

Well, no.

But, uh, it helps to say it

when you haven't caught anything
in a couple of days.

I see.

Hey, there's a note here from Lucy.

"Ethel and I have gone shopping
for beach clothes."

What, again?
Beach clothes. Beach clothes.

That's all they think about.

You know something?
I think I got an idea

how to keep them from going shopping.

How?

Well, the next time we go fishing,
we'll take the girls with us.

Are you crazy?

The fish aren't biting as it is.

Why antagonize them further?

Take your choice.

You're either going to take
Ethel fishing with you,

or you're going to let
her run wild in the shops.

Well...

She might easily spend over $100.

Welcome aboard, Ethel.

I thought you'd see it my way.

- I'm going to get out of these clothes.
- And I'm going to take a little nap.

Ricky?

Oh, it's all right, Ethel.
He's taking a shower. Come on.

Oh, Lucy, when Fred sees all this stuff
I bought, he'll kill me.

- Oh...
- He may faint first,

but when he gets up off
of the floor, he'll kill me.

Oh, now, Ethel, pull yourself together.

Come on. Hey, hide your packages in here.

- Can I, honey?
- Yeah.

Oh, thanks.

I don't know what came over me.

I walked in that store,
and I saw all those beautiful things

and I just got drunk with power.

I know. I got a little plastered myself.

I spent $68!

Let's see. That's my clothing allowance
for the next eight weeks.

I spent $72!

How many weeks allowance is that for you?

I should live so long!

How are we gonna tell the fellas
we bought all this stuff?

I don't know, but we're gonna have
to break it to them gently.

Whoo!

Hey!

I think I'm getting an idea.

Well, encourage it. I'm desperate!

How's this?

The next time the boys go fishing,

we'll insist on going along.

Oh, Lucy, what are you talking about?

They'll never take us with them.

Exactly. They'll refuse.

So?

So, we'll say,
"Well, if we can't go fishing,

we'll go shopping."

And then when they come back,
we'll show them all those packages,

and they won't be able to say
a word about it. What do you think?

In spite of what I think,

- let's do it.
- Okay.

When are you going to tell them
we're going fishing with them?

I think they're going in the morning.
Let's tell them right now. Go get Fred.

Okay.

- Oh, hi, honey.
- Hi. How was the fishing? Any luck?

- Terrible. Not a bite.
- Oh...

I think our boat is a yinx.

Oh, ho-ho! Of course
your boat isn't a "yinx."

Well, something is wrong someplace.

[Ethel] Come on, come on.

Oh, a man can't even get
a chance to take a nap.

What are you dragging me over here for?

I told you!

Lucy wants to talk to you.

Well, we were just thinking...

You know, uh, Ethel and I aren't getting
the most out of this trip.

After all, how much of Florida

can you see from the inside of a store?

So, we decided that the next time
you go fishing, we'd like to go along.

You want to go fishing with us?

Yeah. Unless, of course,
for some reason or other,

you don't want us to go along.

Then I suppose we could spend
some more time in those stale shops.

Oh, no, no! We want you to.

Well, I think it's a wonderful idea.

- You do?
- Yeah!

You don't think it's a wonderful idea,
do you, Fred?

Honeybunch, I think it's swell.

Fred, you know me.
You know how I get on water.

I'll be hungry and thirsty and cranky.

What's your excuse on dry land?

But what husband wants his wife along

on a fishing trip?

We do!

And besides that, it was
you who suggested it.

- Yeah!
- Yeah.

Yeah, so I did.

And I think it's a wonderful suggestion.

You might turn out
to be a great fishermen.

Yeah. You might even catch something.

Yeah! I'll bet they-- they catch
the biggest fish on the whole trip.

[Fred chuckles] Right!

I'll bet we could at that.

I'll bet you could, too, honey.

I mean a real bet.

The women against the men.

We'll bet you that we'll catch
a bigger fish than you two.

- Oh, you want to make it interesting?
- [Lucy] Yeah!

All right. How much you want to bet?

Uh, 68 and, uh, 72, uh...

$140, plus tax.

Huh?

Well, make it 150 even.

- That'll be, um, $75 apiece.
- Lucy...

Uh, where are you gonna get
the money to pay if you lose?

Out of our clothing allowance.

Lucy, could I see you
in the hall for a minute?

Now, don't worry, Ethel.

Uh, Ricky, you were saying
that your boat was a jinx?

Well, now, just so Ethel
and I don't get jinxed, too,

what say we have a boat of our own?

- Okay with you, Fred?
- Okay? It's perfect.

Well, I'll see that the hotel gets

a different boat
for you two in the morning.

- Oh, fine. Well, then, it's all settled.
- Yup. I'll go get dressed.

- And I'll take another crack at that nap.
- [Ricky] Yes, sir.

Are you out of your mind?
We don't know a thing about fishing!

We won't lose a thing, Ethel.

I have a plan.

- Now, look...
- I'm still recuperating

from your last plan.

Oh, now, Ethel.

Now here's what we're gonna do.

Right after lunch, we're going out
and buy the biggest fish we can find,

and we're gonna have it here for insurance

in case we don't catch anything.

- Have it here?
- Yeah.

Where will we keep it?

In the refrigerator here
in the hotel kitchen.

Well, couldn't we get it in the morning?

You know how early they go fishing.

There won't be time.

Now, listen. I remember seeing a pier
not far from here...

Oh. Careful.

Ooh. Oh.

Oh!

You and your hot ideas.

Well, is it my fault
if the chef didn't have any more room

in the refrigerator? Close the door.

Go ahead, close it.

Okay.

And was it my fault
there's a convention here

and he just made 2,000 ice-cream molds

- in the shape of a shriner's hat?
- Oh!

Well, let's put it somewhere.

Moby Dick is getting heavy.

Well, we can't put it anyplace.

We gotta hide it.

We gotta hide it before Little Ricky
comes home from the playground.

- I'd hate to have to explain this to him.
- Why would you have to explain it?

Isn't he used to having
tuna around the house?

Oh, be quiet.

Hold on a minute now.
I'll see if I can get it in this closet.

All right.

Oh, I can't put it
in there with the clothes.

Oh, Lucy...

Even if you find a place to hide it,

you can't just keep
a dead fish in your room

all night and all day tomorrow!

But we gotta hide it.
We can't let Ricky and Fred see it now.

Oh, great. We got a hot tuna on our hands.

Oh...

Come on.

I know. We'll put it in the bathtub.

- In the bathtub?
- Yeah.

- Help me get a hold of this thing.
- All right.

- We'll pack it in ice cubes.
- All right.

Hey, won't Ricky find it in there?

Well, I'll draw the shower
doors around the tub.

Okay.

- Come on.
- All right.

[Ethel] Got it?

[Lucy] Oh!

- Lucy?
- What?

What if Ricky wants to take a shower?

One thing at a time.
We'll worry about that when it happens.

Here, let me have it.

Where are the fellas?

They're at the Seaquarium
taking publicity pictures.

- They'll be gone for hours.
- Oh, that's good.

[Lucy] Room service, please.

Room service, this is Mrs. Ricardo in 919.

I'd like some ice cubes, please.

Oh, how many?

About 4,000.

No, I don't need any glasses.

Well, you see, they're for the bathtub.

The bathtub!

Uh, I think I'd better
come down and explain.

I'll be right down.

Come on, Ethel.
This explanation is gonna take two of us.

[Ethel] Okay.

You and your great ideas.

Buying a hundred-pound tuna
in case we don't catch anything.

I didn't want to take any chance
on losing that 75 bucks.

And you said the chef was gonna keep it
down in the refrigerator.

I still think he was
giving us a song-and-dance.

Whoever heard of ice cream
in the shape of a shriner's hat?

Did you see the wild look he gave us?

Yeah. You'd think somebody came to him

with a hundred-pound tuna
every five minutes.

Where are we gonna put this beast?

Well, can't we put it in your bathtub?

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Oh, my God, watch out, Ricky.

- Hey, wait a minute.
- What?

- We can't put it in there.
- Why not?

Lucy brings Little Ricky
back from the playground,

she gives him a bath,
she's sure to find it in there.

Oh, that's great.

Let's put it in your tub.

No, no, no, no, no.

Suppose that Ethel wants to take a bath?

Listen, this was your idea.

You'll think of something. Let's go.

Now, really!

You'd think the Eden Roc Hotel

would have 4,000 ice cubes on hand.

Oh, sure.

All the guests
must keep fish in their bathtubs.

I'm going to see how our "guest" is doing.

How is he?

He's resting comfortably.

Never mind. Never mind.

I'll go take a hot bath.

- Oh, hi.
- Good-- goodbye, goodbye, Rick.

- Bye.
- Hi, dear.

Oh, hi, honey, hi.

How was the Seaquarium?

Fine. Wonderful.

We have to take
Little Ricky there sometime.

Oh, yeah, that's good idea.

- How was your day?
- Fine, fine.

That's good.

Where are you going?

- I'm going to take a bath, dear.
- Take a bath? In Miami Beach?

Wow, with the whole Atlantic Ocean
at your doorstep?

Take a dip. Take a dip, honey.
It's much more refreshing.

No, I don't want to take a dip.
I want this bath.

Well, well, look, honey.
Uh, let me draw the water for you.

A wife should do those things

for her husband anyway, don't you think?

While I'm drawing the water for you,

uh, why don't you go in there

and find Little Ricky's
red swimming trunks.

I promised to take them down
to him at the playground.

Would you do that for me?

All right.

- Ethel? Ethel?
- Yeah?

You got a visitor.

Honey, I can't find those swimming--

- What are you doing here? Where's Lucy?
- I didn't see her.

- Wow! That was a close one.
- What are you talking about?

The fish. Ethel had the gall
to want to take a bath,

and when she went in the dressing room,

I sneaked the fish out of our tub

and stuck him over there in your tub.

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.

What's the matter?

Ay...

Hi. Where'd you go to?

- I had to talk to Ethel for a minute.
- [Ricky] Oh.

Uh, I couldn't find the trunks.

- Oh! He's wearing them.
- [Ricky] Oh.

Ethel, I thought
you were gonna take a bath?

Well, I, uh, I-- changed my mind.

I thought you were
gonna take a bath, honey.

Yeah, well, uh-- I changed my mind.

Well, if you're not gonna bathe,
I certainly am.

All right. Oh, wait, honey!

You don't want to take a bath
here in Miami Beach

with the whole Atlantic Ocean
at your doorstep.

Take a dip, dear. Take a dip.

I don't want to take a dip.
I want to take a bath.

- You can't.
- Why not?

Uh-- The, uh--
the hot water faucet is broken.

So, I'll take a cold bath.

It will be a terrible shock.

You can say that again.

The cold water makes you sick.

It does not make me sick.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah,
I got to think of your health, dear.

If you want to take a bath,
I insist that you take a bath

over at the Mertzes.

I can't.

Why not?

Yeah. Why not?

Okay, Ethel, let's go.

Honey, you can't take a bath in our tub

with Tillie the tuna in there.

I know it, but I gotta have a bath.
I gotta get this fish off me.

What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna take an ice-cold
shower in our tub.

Oh, fine. How are you gonna explain

to the fellas that our tub is occupied?

I'm not going to explain to the fellas.

I'm going to get rid of them.

And how are you gonna do that?

- I have a plan.
- I have a plan.

Well, I have!

- 919.
- What are you calling your room for?

Now, Ethel, just relax.
I know what I'm doing.

Mr. Ricardo, this is the manager's office.

The manager would like
to have you and Mr. Mertz

come down to the office right away.

Thank you very much.

What do you suppose the manager
wanted to talk to us about?

Oh, probably stuff
about the band or something.

[Fred] Oh, I suppose.

Just a minute.

What's the matter with you?

Now, Ethel, everything's
working out very nicely.

Oh, just peachy.

You're gonna take an ice-cold shower,

and I've got a hundred-pound
fish in my tub.

Now get this through your head, Lucy.

I am not going to keep that sea monster

in my bathtub overnight.

All right, all right.
We'll worry about that after I bathe.

Now you go on back over there
and guard that bathroom.

- Fred will be back any minute.
-

Uh...

Ethel?

What?

You sure that fish is in your tub?

Oh, sure I'm sure.

Hmm.

You don't suppose
he could've swum through the pipes

from your tub back to ours, do you?

What are you babbling about?

The fish is in our tub.

Oh, you poor little thing.

I knew if you kept up this mad pace,

sooner or later you'd crack up.

Go see for yourself.

- Lucy.
- What?

Do you suppose we've both cracked up?

I don't know, Ethel.

Now, don't panic.
Don't panic. Don't panic.

Now we're gonna sit down,
think this out calmly and rationally.

- Yeah.
- Now, look.

- We brought the fish up here, didn't we?
- Yeah, that's right.

- And then who took it over there?
- You did.

I did. I took it over there...

Are you sure that was the
manager's office that called?

Sure I'm sure.

Oh, you must have misunderstood.

Look, Fred, I may speak with an accent,

but I don't listen with one.

Yeah.

Where are the girls?

Lucy's probably still in the tub.

Honey, I locked myself out of our room.
You got the key?

That's funny.

Lucy?

Isn't Lucy in the tub?

No. But guess who is.

Ethel?

No.

But you're getting warmer.

Quit playing games with me.
Who's in there?

Is the tuna by any chance a flying fish?

No, no. What are you talking about?

Go in there and look.

Go. Go in there and look.

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.

- Well?
- Well, what?

If you put that fish in our tub,
how did it get back into your tub?

Oh, I don't know, but I'm sick and tired

of playing hide-and-seek with that fish.

Well, that makes two of us.

What do you say we just forget
this whole crazy scheme of yours, huh?

I'm with you.

But how are we gonna get rid
of our friend in there?

Well, we'll dump him someplace.

There's a big trash can
in that service room.

We'll just pick him up
and dump him in there.

That way, our hands will be clean.

Smelly but clean.

Well, what are we gonna do now?

Ethel,

what say we get rid of the fish
and call the whole thing off?

Oh, now you're talking sense.

But what in the world
are we gonna do with it?

I don't know. We'll get rid of it
if we have to get it a room.

Get it a room?

All right, so we'll dump it
down the elevator shaft.

Sheesh!

What are you doing with that fish?

Uh... what fish?

That fish.

Never mind this fish.
What are you doing with that fish?

I asked you first.

Oh, yeah. So you did.

While I'm thinking of an answer,

you tell me what you're doing with yours.

Well, uh... Fred?

What are we doing with this?

Well, I wa-- I was--

Well, that's not the point.

Ethel, why did you get that?

Yeah!

Well...

I know what
you were gonna do with that fish.

You bought that fish,
and you were going to pretend

that you caught it.

What a sneaky thing to do.

Well, you were gonna do the same thing,
so you're just as snicky as we are.

Oh, you started the whole thing.

- That's right.
- I did not start the whole thing.

- Yes, you did.
- Yeah.

- What do you I started the whole--
- All right, all right, all right.

All right, let's admit it.

We're all guilty, but the bet's still on.

Tomorrow morning we're going fishing,

but we'll all go on the same boat
so there'll be no funny business.

Understand?

Mrs. Ricardo,

what do you want me to do
with these 4,000 ice cubes?

Where do you want me to put them?

Four hours and not a bite.

Oh, be patient, Ethel.

Just keep thinking about
all those new clothes we're gonna get.

Hey, Rick, I'd better check my bait.

Daddy, what if I catch the biggest fish?

If you catch the biggest fish,
it counts for our side.

Oh, just a minute now.

He's as much my child
as he is yours, you know.

The bet was the men against the women.

We get credit for anything he catches.

That's right.

You couldn't have had a girl child.

Oh, no, you had to go and have a boy.

- [Fred] Hey! I got a fish on mine.
- [Ricky] Hey, how about that?

[Fred] Take it off, Rick! Take it off!

- [Ricky] Look at it, hey!
-

Oh, come now.

- How about that?
- Oh, you call that a fish?

Aah, your bait was bigger than that.

[Fred] Yeah, well, go ahead and laugh.

Yeah, that's the biggest fish
we've caught.

That's the biggest fish
that's been caught out here.

- That's right.
- We're going back in 20 minutes.

That's right.
So far, that fish wins the bet.

- Oh, we still got 20 minutes.
- Yeah.

I'm going to use one of those
live sardines in there.

[Fred] That's a good idea.
I think they'll be better.

-
- Oh, I got a fish!

- Oh, you got one?
- I got a fish!

- Put on your brake.
- I got a fish! What?

- Put on your brake.
- Hang on to it.

Yeah, I got it. Oh, it's a big one!

Hang on, Mommy.

Whose side are you on?

- Oh!
- Hang on, honey.

Oh, that's a good one.

We're gonna win.

We're gonna to win, Lucy.

Oh, this has got to be the biggest thing
that was ever in the ocean.

- Come on. Come on.
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Come on. Hurry up.

Ricky Ricardo!

What have you done with my fish?

[Ethel] Come on, help him up.

- Come on, Rick.
- Lost my big fish.

- Come on. Come on.
- Give me your hand.

- Oh, oh.
- Give me your hand.

Are you wet?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, Rick!

Now, now, it's your fault
for getting all tangled up in my line.

It's my fault for getting
tangled up with you 15 years ago.

What?

Let's go back to shore.

Well, now, what about our bet?

We won our bet.

- This little baby just won papa 75 bucks.
- Yeah.

Thanks a lot, Lucy.

Well, we can't win 'em all.

-
- What's the matter, Rick?

What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with you?

- Let me help...
-

What is--

How about that?
I caught a fish, too, Fred.

Hey! Hey!

- Bigger than yours.
- Yeah.

- That means that we won.
- What are you talking about?

Because that fish was
on you, and I caught you!

- We won!
-