All language subtitles for I Love Lucy S06E06 Off to Florida 1080p BluRay FLAC2 0 H 264-BTN_track4_[eng]

- Hi, honey.
- Hi. What are you ringing the bell for?

I couldn't find my key.

Don't tell me you lost your key again.

Certainly not. I haven't lost it.

I just couldn't find it.

That's the third key that
you've lost in one month.

Now, honey, let's not fight.

You're leaving tonight.

We're going to be separated
for three whole days.

Let's not spoil our
last few hours together.

All right, all right.

- Hi, Mommy.
- Hello, sweetie pie.

- Well, what have we here?
- I caught a fish.

Well, I'll say you did.
You're getting ready for Florida, huh?

Uh-huh.

- Mommy?
- What, darling?

Why aren't you going fishing with us?

Well, just the men in the family
are going fishing, honey.

You and Uncle Fred and Daddy are going.

Mommy and Aunt Ethel are going
to meet you down there

in about three days.

- Oh, boy! We're gonna have fun!
- You bet you're going to have fun.

You bought a lot of stuff, didn't you?

Well, honey, you don't want me
to look tacky.

After all, you and your band
are appearing at the Eden Roc Hotel.

Well, well.

Honey, I bought you a lot
of things for Florida, too. Look at this.

See? You wear this on the boat.

There you are, Commodore.

Hey, that's cute.

Hey, look, Ricky.

Mommy bought you a bathing suit.

That's mine.

Yours?

Relax. It stretches when it's on.

See that it does.

Ricky, look at this, honey.

For a great big boy
who's going on a trip with his daddy,

he has just got to have a wallet.

Oh, boy! Thanks. What's it for?

Oh, well, honey, it's to keep things in.

You know, like money and pictures

and valuable things that
you don't want to lose.

See? It's just like Daddy's.

Just like Daddy's, there won't be
any money in it.

Oh, push tush.

Well, let me see now.

You're going on the Sunshine Limited.

You leave Penn Station Thursday at 2:00.

We'll meet you at the station
in North Miami.

- Okay.
- Now, make sure that you put these

in a place that you don't lose them.

Honey, sometimes you
treat me just like a child.

Have I ever lost any train tickets before?

Yes.

Have I ever lost any train tickets
to Florida before?

We've never been to Florida before.

There you are.

Look, from here on,
they're your responsibility.

Honey, don't worry about them.
I'm going to put them over here

- where I know where they are.
- Okay.

There they are.

Well, maybe they'd
be a lot safer over there.

Yeah. If I ever lost them,
I'd never hear the end of it.

Maybe you better use my wallet, Mommy.

Oh, no, honey. Now, that's just for you.
I'll leave them right here in the desk.

I know they'll be perfectly safe in there.

Well, maybe there's a better place.

Let's see.

- Good morning.
- Hi.

What's the matter?

Now, Ethel, don't get panicky.

Now, Ethel, don't get panicky.
I'll find them.

Lucy! Don't tell me
you've lost our train tickets.

Don't get panicky, Ethel.

- Ethel?
- What?

Get panicky.

Oh, Lucy, of all the stupid things to do.

Oh, if Ricky finds out
about this, he'll kill me.

Not this time he won't.

I intend to do the job myself.

Now, Ethel, don't get excited.

Look, all I have
to do is call him on the telephone

and tell him to wire me
some more money.

Oh, yeah, that'll be great,

- except for one thing.
- What's that?

They're out on a boat
where they can't be reached.

Oh, darn it.

Honestly, Lucy.

Well, maybe we have enough
to buy two more train tickets.

How much money did Fred leave you?

$18 and a half a sheet of Green Stamps.

Well, let's see now.

I have $32.24.

That's over $50.

That's not nearly enough
for two train fares to Florida.

Oh.

Well, um, is it enough
for one train fare

and-- and one half-fare

for a very large, blond, chubby child?

It is not.

Well, maybe one of us could go.

Which one?

The one of us
that has a little child down there

that needs her?

Oh, no, you don't.

Either we both go to Florida
or nobody goes.

All right, all right.

There must be some way
for both of us to get down there.

Okay. How?

Well...

I know! By sharing a ride!

- Sharing a ride?
- Sure. In a car.

You know, people are always
looking for passengers

to share the cost of gas and stuff.

Here they are. Now, let's see.

Here's one.

♪ La-la-la-la! ♪

Mrs. Ricardo, you were right.

You two don't take up
any more room than one.

No, it's really quite roomy.
Isn't it, Ethel?

Oh, roomy isn't the word for it.

In fact, the word for it is cramped.

Mrs. Grundy, um,
I'm getting a little hungry.

So am I.

After all, we have been on the road
since 6:30 this morning.

Well, we've got to push on

if we're going to get
to Florida in two and a half days.

Well, I know, but it's 1 :30 already,

and don't you think we better
start looking for a place to eat?

We can't stop and dawdle
for things like lunch.

Well, aren't you ever going
to stop and eat?

Oh!
Didn't I tell you to pack a lunch?

No, you didn't tell us to pack a lunch.

We thought we'd stop along the road.

All you'll find on the road are
hot dog and hamburger stands.

Well, what's that you're eating?

It's a watercress sandwich.

Well, I guess you wouldn't find
too many watercress sandwich stands

along the road.

Care to try one?

No, I don't-- Ah! I'd love to.

- Help yourself.
- Oh, thank you. Thank you!

Oh, boy.

There you are, Lucy.

- Like it?
- Not bad.

Not bad at all.

Very tasty...

if you like buttered grass.

I love buttered grass.

All right. Beddy-bye, everyone.

What are we stopping here for?
I don't see any motel.

Who needs a motel?

What do you mean?

Didn't I tell you to bring a sleeping bag?

No, you didn't tell us
to bring a sleeping bag.

Look, Mrs. Grundy,
if there's anything else

you forgot to tell us, please tell us now.

Listen to me, Missy.

If you're going to get testy,

you can just get out
and walk the rest of the way.

You've got our money.

Exactly. Nighty-night!

Well, uh, where are we supposed to sleep?

Well, the car is very comfortable.

Let's see, now. It's 12:30.

I'd like to be on the road
at 4:00 in the morning. Yoo-hoo!

You want the upper or the lower?

And now for your
early morning edition of the news.

Evelyn Holmby,
gray-haired hatchet murderess

whose spectacular escape
from the New York State Prison for Women

three days ago astounded the nation,
is still at large.

Police are tracking down reports that--

-
- Where are we?

South Carolina.

What happened to North Carolina?

Hey. We must have traveled
over 200 miles this morning.

Sure have.

I always take the back roads.

You make much better time on them.

- Oh?
-

- What's that?
- What's that?

Oh, boy! She's flat all right.

Whew! She sure is.

Flat as a pancake.

Please. Do you have to mention food?

Well, I guess this is a chance
for me to catch a little catnap.

A nap? Now?

Who's going to change the tire?

Well, after all,
I've been doing all the driving.

I'm sure you two
wouldn't mind changing a tire.

You'll find everything
you need in the trunk.

I hope we find a mechanic back there.

I don't know anything
about changing a tire.

I do. I watched Ricky and Fred
on our trip to California.

- It's a cinch.
- It is?

Well, she's got a lot of gadgets in here.

Yep. There's a hammer.

Here's sort of a bent-looking thing.

Here's a-- a hatchet.

I wonder what she does with this.

Oh, didn't I
tell you to bring a hatchet along?

We might have to chop our way
through the Everglades.

- I got to get this tire out of here.
- Okay.

There. Now, let's see.

- You better get the jack out of the back.
- All right.

[Lucy] Oh, dear.

- Lucy?
- What?

What does a jack look like?

Oh, Ethel, you're such a dumb bunny.

Anybody knows what a jack looks like.

It's a...

It's a... with a...

- Lucy.
- What?

I don't see any...

with a... back here.

Oh, Ethel.

There it is.

That isn't a... with a...

Well, all right, so it's a... with a...

- That's it, huh?
- It couldn't be anything else.

Gosh, you're smart.

I'm not so smart. I'm just observant.

What do you do now?

Put it under the car and pump it up.

Oh. Where under the car do you put it?

Just anywhere.

Oh, dear.

There.

Now.

- Is it moving?
- Not a bit.

- Come here and help me.
- Okay.

- What do I do now?
- Just pump steady. Just steady.

- Okay. Oh!
- There. Now it's getting harder.

- Yeah.
-

[Lucy] Yeah.

Is it supposed to do that?

No, it isn't supposed to do that.

It's her fault for having
such thin fenders.

What do we do now, Lucy?

- Let the jack down.
- Let it down, huh?

- [Lucy] Good heavens.
- [Ethel] Okay. All right.

Not yet.

Not yet.

There. Now we got it.

- [Ethel] Getting it?
- [Lucy] Yeah.

There. She'll never know the difference.

- Lucy.
- What?

You must have put
the jack in the wrong place.

No kidding.

- There. Now it's off the ground.
- Oh, good.

- Hey, look, Lucy.
- What?

It's not flat anymore.

Oh, dear.

What are you doing that for?

That's what Ricky always does
when he changes a tire.

See? It works.

Hey, no wonder it wouldn't come off.
It's screwed on.

Oh, yeah.

Well, maybe that's what this thing is for.

You think so?

- Yeah. See? It's all groovy.
- Oh, okay.

- Oh!
- Lucy!

- Lucy!
- Oh!

- You better hold the tire.
- Yeah, I better hold it, huh?

Good girl. Hey, how about this?

We changed a tire
all by ourselves, huh, girl?

- That's something, huh?
- Yeah.

Too bad we can't tell
Ricky and Fred about it.

- They'd never believe it anyway.
- They wouldn't, would they?

No.

- Well, there we are.
- Okay.

I would say that is a good job well done.

What happened?

Lucy, we put the same tire
back on we took off.

No!

Oh, it's five minutes to 4:00.

Lucy, did you sleep at all?

Who can sleep with all that noise?

Sounds like feeding time in a pet shop.

Wouldn't you know she'd park us
right in the middle of the Everglades.

- Maybe some music will lull us to sleep.
- Well, let's try it.

Okay.

Now here's the latest
bulletin on the Evelyn Holmby case.

Police have definitely
established that Evelyn Holmby,

famous gray-haired hatchet murderess
who escaped

from New York State Prison
Thursday, is heading south

in a cream-colored convertible coupe.

Stand by for further bulletins.

And now back to our recorded music.

What did you turn it off for?

Did you hear what he said?

Yeah. So what?

Which way are we heading?

South.

Exactly.

"Gray-haired."

"Cream-colored convertible."

Oh, Lucy, that's just a coincidence.

But think. It all fits.

Likes to drive in the dark.

Won't stop at motels. Uses back roads.

Just why, do you suppose,
she uses back roads?

She told us. To save time.

Oh, sure. She uses
back roads to avoid the police.

Oh, Lucy, I don't believe it.

The woman they're looking for
is a hatchet murderess.

She doesn't look like a...

- Hatchet!
- Hatchet!

We're just jumping to conclusions.

She brought that hatchet along to, uh...

to, uh...

To what? Chop watercress?

Ethel, that woman
definitely has a criminal face.

She's really that Evelyn Holmby
the police are looking for.

- No!
- Yes! So we got to make a break for it.

- Come on.
- In the middle of a swamp?

What difference does it make?
Come on. Let's get out of here.

4:00, and time to hit the road.

- What do we do now?
- I don't know,

- but, whatever you do, don't fall asleep.
- Fall asleep? Oh!

Well, it won't be long now.

That winds up
the news from Washington today.

And here's the latest bulletin
on Evelyn Holmby,

escaped hatchet murderess.

Police have learned that,
before leaving New York,

she dyed her gray hair red,
and is heading south

with a blond companion.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

Oh, I was just admiring
your lovely red hair. Is it dyed?

- Dyed?
- Who died?

My hair!

Of course it isn't dyed.

It's very pretty.

- We got to call the police.
- How are we going to get her to stop?

What are you two muttering about?

Oh, nothing, nothing.

I-- I-- I just remembered that I--

I left the water running in my bathtub
before I left New York.

I've got to stop someplace
and call my landlady.

I thought you said she was your landlady.

Oh, yeah.

Landlady, my tub's running over.

I just remembered that
I've got to stop, too.

I've got to make a-- a phone call.

There's a place up there.

- Where's the phone?
- Let her go.

[Ethel] It's a very important phone call.

No, no, no.

Sorry, ladies.

That phone's out of order.

Coffee, ladies?

- Coffee?
- Yes. Yes, let's have some coffee.

Let's have a cup of coffee, huh?

Let's have some coffee.

Here. We won't need these.

Y'all must be from the north.

New York.

- New York. Yeah. Heading south.
- South.

All three of us.
Me, this redhead and this blonde.

You notice how gray her hair is?

Care for some more coffee?

Um...

Yes. I'd like a second help-ing.

Help-ing.

When will your telephone be fixed?

Uh, first thing tomorrow morning.

Oh. I've got to fetch something
out of the car.

I'll be right back!

She's going out to get the hatchet!
She's the hatchet murderer!

She's the one that escaped!

The police are looking for her.
How can we get

- in touch with the police?
- Now, calm yourself, ma'am.

They just caught
that hatchet lady in Kentucky.

- They did?
- They did?

Yeah. I just heard it on the radio
'fore y'all came in.

Oh.

You and your wild ideas.

Well...

Oh, I feel terrible.

- Just terrible.
-

You're going to feel a lot worse.
She just drove off without us.

No!

Why do you suppose she did that?

I don't know. Thank goodness she threw
our suitcases off before she left.

A lot of good that will do us.

How are we going to get
from here to Miami?

Well, how's your right thumb?

Oh...

Oh, no, you don't.

I'm not going to hitchhike
all the way to Miami.

It's either that or walk,
and I think it's about 100 miles.

Did you hear that, thumb? Get going.

Oh, honestly.

I might have known, if I listened to you,
I'd end up hitchhiking to Florida.

Well, we got here, didn't we?

Yeah, on a poultry truck
with 85 live chickens.

You'll have to admit it beat walking.

A few more feathers,
and I could have flown.

Remember, now. When the boys get here,
tell the we came in on the train,

and-- and they'll never
know what happened.

I'm not sure I know what happened myself.

Here they come. Here they come.

- Hello, honey. How are you?
- Hi, sweetheart. Oh, boy!

Did you have a nice trip?

Oh, it was fabulous.
Just fabulous. Wasn't it, Ethel?

Oh, that's what it was. Just fabulous.

I don't think this warm weather
agrees with you, honeybunch.

You're molting.

Sweetie pie. I sure missed you, honey.

Well, thank you, dear.

Listen, uh--

Uh, there's a couple of things

- that I'd like you to explain.
- What?

Well, first of all, how come you got here
an hour before the train?

Huh?

I just checked. The train is an hour late.

- It is?
- Yeah.

And another thing, how come
you got here without any tickets?

I just, uh, found your tickets

in little Ricky's wallet.

You what?

You said you wanted them
in a safe place, Mommy.

Well, so I did, honey.

- How did you get here?
- It's a long story, honey.