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Lucy, did you see this picture
of Ricky in the paper?

Yeah, I saw it.

Lucy, did I leave my glasses here
last night?

Yeah, Fred. Right there.

Well, you don't sound very excited.

Eh, "Ricky Ricardo Crowns
Queen of the Automobile Show."

That's the third one this week.

Ricky's crowned more queens
than the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Oh, I think it's a very good picture,
don't you, Fred?

Yeah, this automobile queen's
got a nice chassis.

I meant the picture of Ricky.

Ricky?

Hey, here's a picture of Ricky, too.

That's all, brother.

What's wrong with this?

Well, look.

"Ricky Ricardo Dedicates New Freeway."

"Ricky Ricardo Opens Supermarket."

"Ricky Ricardo Judges Dog Show."

Well, publicity is mighty important.

Yeah. Look at this.

"Mammoth car wash opened."

"Ricky Ricardo, left,
tosses in first soapy sponge."

What's the matter with that?

Well, they had to say he was on the left

so people could tell
which one was the sponge.

Oh.

Ah, let's face it, Ethel.

You don't win Academy Awards

by patting poodles on the head
and crowning queens.

I don't think that studio
is ever gonna give him a picture.

Oh, sure they are.

Well, it has been a long time.

Now, what does Ricky think about it?

Oh, the poor thing
hasn't got time to think.

He's so busy hopping
from one publicity stunt to the other.

Where's Peter Rabbit now?

This you won't believe.

He is out judging a mambo contest.

He has to dance with
100 young college girls.

Can you think of anything worse than that?

Yeah, I can think of a couple of things.

Well, this just can't go on.

This is not the way to...

[Lucy] Oh, here he is.

- [Ethel] Hi, Rick.
- Hi, Rick.

Hi, everybody.

[Lucy] Hi, dear. How did everything go?

All right, I guess.

Ricky, did you really have
to dance with a hundred girls?

That's what they told me.
I lost count some time ago.

Aw, he's been dancing
since 10:00 this morning.

- Honey, honey, come on.
- Let's dance.

No, now, honey, stop that.

Come now, now, just sit down there.

Come on now, sit down.

Poor boy.

Honey, I've just been going
through your scrapbooks

and suddenly I got
a very objective picture

of just what's been happening to you
since you came to Hollywood.

Yeah?

This is the last publicity stunt
you are going to do.

- It is?
- Yes. I've made up my mind.

I'm putting your foot down.

Well, pick it up again

because I'm under contract
to the studio, you know.

They're paying my salary every week.

- Yeah.
- He has to do what they say.

That's right.

Besides, they've been in
the picture business a long time.

They know what's good for me.

Well, I've been in the Ricky Ricardo
business a long time

and I know what's better for you.

Look, honey, I don't like it either,
but what am I gonna do?

- What can he do?
- I'll tell you what he can do.

He can march himself right out there

and demand that they give him
a picture to star in.

And suppose they don't?

You tell them they have
to give you a picture or...

or, uh... or, uh ...

Hmm...

Or... or what?

- Or else.
- Or else what?

Oh, you keep out of this.

Can't you just say,
"You give me a picture or else"

and let them worry?

Well, honey, now, look,
why don't you just forget it, huh?

I feel better if I know that
you're not worrying about my career.

I'm awful tired.
I'm going to go lie down for a while.

- [Fred] Okay.
- [Ethel] Take a hot bath, honey.

Yeah, or something.

Honestly, I don't know
what's happened to him.

Forget it, Lucy.
The studio knows what's best for him.

They do not.
They're letting a great talent

slip through their fingers.

If only I could get Ricky
to do something about it.

Well, what do you want him to do?
Walk in and say,

"You'd better use me
because my wife thinks I'm very talented."

- Well...
- Well, the trouble is

that Ricky hasn't got an agent
to go in and fight for him.

Fred, when will you ever learn
to keep your big mouth shut?

Now, what did I do?

[Ethel] You just lit a fuse

that may lead to the biggest
explosion we've seen yet.

An agent!

Of course that's what he needs.

Somebody to go in there
and tell them how good he is

and how many other offers he's had.

[Fred] But Ricky hasn't got an agent.

He has now.

Gee, I'm glad you gave me this idea, Fred.

What idea?

The idea for this whole plan.

What plan?

This plan w...

What's the matter with you, Fred?

Well, I'm just practicing my answers

for when Ricky asks me
if I know anything about this.

"Oh, what idea, Ricky?"

"What plan are you talking about?"

"Lucy who?"

Oh, Fred.

Lucy, I don't think
you'd better meddle in this.

Now, now, look, Ethel, Ethel,
nothing's gonna go wrong.

I'm just gonna go out there
and light a fire under Dore Schary.

Well, I hope he's wearing
asbestos britches.

Texas-03311.

Oh, now, Lucy...

No...

H-H-Hello, MGM?

I'd like to speak to Dore...

Oh. I just remembered,
Dore Schary knows me.

Uh, yes?

Um, um, I'd like to, uh,
speak to the vice president

in charge of Ricky Ricardo, please.

Ricky Ricardo.

"Who is he?"

He's one of your biggest stars.

"Who is he?"

Uh... yes.

Yes, well, I'd like
to discuss his contract.

Walter Reilly? Thank you.

Uh, hello, Mr. Reilly.

I'm calling for Miss McGillicuddy

of the Agency.

Yes, this is
Miss McGillicuddy's secretary.

Yes, we just signed a new client,
Mr. Ricky Ricardo.

Miss McGillicuddy would like to come in
and discuss his contract with you.

Lucy, are you still here?

Yeah. I thought Ricky would never leave.

I'm gonna be late for my
appointment with Mr. Reilly.

Well, your mother wants
a little robe for the baby.

- You know where they are, honey.
- Yep.

Hi, honey, I thought you'd left.

Well, I went down to the car
to get my guitar.

- Oh.
- You're not going anyplace, are you?

- Hmm?
- You're not going anyplace, are you?

Uh... no.

- [Ricky] Oh, hi, hi, Ethel.
- Hi, Rick.

Listen, I've got to sing at the opening

of a bowling alley this afternoon,
so I thought maybe you ...

Will you listen to a song,
see if you think it's all right?

- Sure.
- Opening of a bowling alley?

Yeah.

It's an old Spanish song, you know.

♪ Como un avanicar de calor real ♪

♪ En el jardín azúl de tu extravio ♪

♪ Contremo las angustías musicales ♪

♪ Se asoman tus pupilas el hastío.... ♪

Oh, honey, that's just wonderful!

Well, that's just the verse.

- This is the chorus.
- Oh.

♪ Es que quieren volver ♪

♪ Tus amores de ayer a inquiedarme ♪

♪ Y me quieren robar ♪

♪ El divino penar de adorarte... ♪

Oh, ha, ha, ha! Oh.

♪ Pues que quieres vivir ♪

♪ Y volver a sentir las all día ♪

♪ De manchar la esmeralda de tus ojos ♪

Ojos-- that's eyes, means eyes.

♪ Vida mía.♪

Ha, ha!

That's wonderful.

Oh, that's wonderful, honey.

- Yeah?
- They'll love it.

Okay, well, thank you.

Listen, uh, you want to come with me?

Uh... no... no.

No, it's such a lazy day.

I'm just gonna loll around the house.

Okay, well, I'll see you later.

- [Ethel] Okay, Rick.
- Goodbye, Ethel.

- [Lucy] So long.
- Thanks for listening.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

- You really liked it, huh?
- Oh, it was wonderful.

It was wonderful, honey, yeah.

Oh, my.

Honey, see you later.

Yes?

Mr. Reilly,
Ricky Ricardo's agent,

a Miss McGillicuddy, is here.

Ask her to come in,
would you, please, Miss Klein?

[Miss Klein] Yes, sir.

How do you do, Mr. Reilly?

How do you do, Miss McGillicuddy?

Down, Reilly.

I do not believe that women in business

deserve any special privileges.

As you say.

Now then, let's get down to cases.

Mr. Reilly, just what does
your studio, uh,

plan to do with my client?

Well, you see...

After all, he didn't come
all the way out to California

just to crown queens
and open supermarkets, you know.

Well, we understand all that.

We're just trying to keep
his name before the public

until we put him in a picture.

And just when do you think
that might be, Mr. Reilly?

Well, to you tell the truth,

we can't seem to find
just the right property...

Uh-huh.

Uh, you see,
he's a little difficult to cast.

Not on Broadway, he isn't.

What do you mean?

Mr. Reilly, I just flew in from New York

where a very famous team of producers

have a big musical they are just
frantic to star Ricardo in.

Famous team of producers?

Yes. Of course,
I can't reveal their names,

but, uh, Oscar and Dick
are just wild about the boy.

- They really want him, eh?
- Unquestionably.

But I said to them,
"You can't have him, Oscar,

and neither can you, Dick."

Well, this throws an entirely
new light on things.

I thought it would.

This could cause quite a stir around here.

I'm sure it could.

I'd better call Mr. Schary about this.

I think you should.

Uh, Mr. Schary, please.

Hello, Dore. Uh, Walt.

Say, uh, Ricky Ricardo's agent
is in here and ...

Well, he has one now.

She's been telling me
that Ricky has an offer

to star in a Broadway show.

Well, that's the way I feel about it, too.

He's a great talent.

We should have used him
in a picture long before this.

Oh, I agree with you completely.

I think it should be right away.

All right, I'm sure she'll be delighted.

All right.

Goodbye.

Well, Miss McGillicuddy,
I have great news for you.

Yes?

Yes. We have decided to release
Ricky from his contract.

What did you say?

I say we have decided to release
Ricky from his contract.

But I, uh. ... if, if. ...

He's, uh... released?

Surprised?

Yeah.

Boy, am I surprised.

Well, I don't blame you.

You know, we don't do this very often,

but we're very fond of Ricky
and we don't want to stand in his way.

Yeah, well, then why, why, why, uh...

He's... released?

He's released.

Well, Miss McGillicuddy,

I certainly want to wish you
a lot of good luck.

Yeah, well, I'll need it.

I may be back in New York in time
for the opening of his show.

If I am, perhaps you can
send me some passes, eh?

Yeah.

Yeah...

Well, thank you so much for dropping in.

Uh... M-M-Mr. Reilly?

Yes?

See you at the opening.

All right. Goodbye.

Will you come in, please, Miss Klein?

Yes, Mr. Reilly?

Mr. Reilly, I've been thinking it over
and I can't do this to you.

How do you mean?

Well, uh, look at it this way.

Uh, you release Ricky from his contract,

he goes to Broadway

and becomes a tremendous success.

And then Metro buys
the film rights to the musical

and they want Ricky to play the lead.

Naturally, since, uh, Ricky
has become such a huge success,

I have to demand a huge salary.

Then someone remembers
that he was under contract to you

and he was released.

They demand to know who released him

and every finger points to you,
Walter Reilly.

They fire you immediately.

And no other studio
will hire such a dunce.

You become a penniless bum.

Now, I don't want to have
to go through life,

knowing that I was responsible
for making you, Walter Reilly

end up in the gutter.

I appreciate your concern,

but I'm afraid I'll just have to take
that chance, Miss McGillicuddy.

Goodbye.

He's released, huh?

Yes.

Goodbye, Miss McGillicuddy.

Bye.

Come in, Miss Klein.

Yes, sir?

Mr. Reilly...

Mr. Reilly, you're doing lots of remakes.

Why don't you take one of your big hits
and do it over for Ricky?

- Tailor it for him.
- Well...

- Like, uh...
- ... I'm afraid not.

Like Gone With The Cuban Wind?

I'm afraid not.

Or, uh, It Happened One Noche?

- I'm afraid not.
- Afraid not.

Well, it was just a thought.

How about Seven Brides For Seven Cubans?

No.

The Ricardos of Wimpole Street?

No, thank you.

All right, Miss Klein.

Andy Hardy Meets a Conga Player?

Lock it. Lock it.

- Take a letter, will you, please?
- Yes, sir.

Uh, it's to A.J.

Uh... "Dear A.J.,

"regarding your visit here to us
next month

"to discuss plans for the coming year,

"I have already set up meetings for you

"with the heads of the various departments

"and arranged a press party for you.

"Dore wants you and your wife
to spend the weekend..."

- Mr. Reilly!
-

How about Ricky.... Ricky, Son Of Flicka?

A... A Streetcar Named Ricardo?

Three Cubans In A Fountain?

Uh...

Meet Me In St. Ricky?

Now, then ...

Arsenic And Old Ricky?

[Ethel] Well, Lucy, did you ...

What happened?

Ooh, look how pale she is.

Look at her eyes.
She looks like a frightened horse.

Lucy?

Lucy, I can't stand it.

What happened?

Are they gonna put Ricky in a picture?

[Fred] Are they just gonna keep on
like they're going now?

[Ethel] Well, there's no
other alternative, is there?

What?

They released him from his contract.

- Oh, no!
- Oh, no!

Oh, Lucy, when Ricky
finds out you got him fired,

he'll kill you!

If I could only be sure
that's all he'll do.

How did this happen, Lucy?

Well, I... I went in to talk to Mr. Reilly

and I told him that-that Ricky
had a big musical on Broadway

and he called Dore Schary.

And they said they didn't
want to stand in his way.

And they released him from his contract!

Oh, Lucy, what are you gonna do?

I don't know.

Oh, honey.

I thought maybe I'd dye my hair black

and move to Mexico.

But first I'm gonna swim to Catalina
to throw him off the scent.

Oh, honey...

There's just one thing I can do, Ethel.

What?

I'm just gonna have to face him
with what I've done.

Oh, you know Ricky's temper.

Yeah, we've met.

Well, you're gonna meet again.

I don't want to be here for the reunion.

I've done a terrible thing.

I've ruined his career.

Anything he does to me, I deserve.

Oh, now, honey.

For 14 years, Ricky's been

trusting, devoted, understanding

and what have I been?

Thoughtless, selfish, meddlesome

bungling, scheming, conniving,

eh ...

Irritating, headstrong,

obnoxious, self-centered ...

Fred!

It's all right, Ethel.

Let him alone. He's right.

Well, as long as it's open season,

how about petty, childish, stubborn, vain ...

All right, let's not get carried away.

What are we standing here for?

Ricky will be here any minute.

Come on, you'd better hide in our room.

- Yeah, come on.
- No, uh-uh.

Come on now, honey.
You can leave him a note

and then come back
when the storm blows over.

No, I'm gonna stay right here
and face him.

What with? A chair and a whip?

We're not gonna let you do it.
Now come on!

- You'd better come with us.
- No, I'm not.

It is for your own good.
Come on now, honey.

Hi, everybody!

[Ethel] Hi!

Oh, um... Uh, Rick, uh, Lucy, uh, uh...

Uh, she...

Ricky.

Ricky, I have something to say to you.

- Well, I'll see you later.
- So long, Rick.

- We have something we have to do.
- See you around.

What's the matter with them?

They don't want to watch,
and I don't blame them.

Watch what?

Give me a kiss?

One last farewell kiss?

What's the matter with you, honey?

Ricky...

I went out to MGM today and got you fired.

What are you talking about?

I went out to MGM today
and pretended that I was your agent.

You what?

Now you're getting it.

I went out to MGM...

I went out to MGM today

and I said I was your agent
and that you were wanted

for a big musical on Broadway
and Dore Schary said

they didn't want to stand in your way,
so they released you from your contract

and thanks to me,
you don't work at Metro anymore.

-
- Whoa!

-
- Well, you don't just stand there.

Throw something! Throw something!

Yeah! Yeah!

Here! Here! Here!

This is worse than the time
you loused up my screen test!

Yeah, yeah, it's worse
than when we got arrested in Tennessee!

- Yeah!
- It was all my fault.

Yeah, it's worse than

when we were handcuffed together
for 48 hours!

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

It's worse than when I loused up
your nightclub act...

Yeah, yeah!

Here, here, here.

What's this for?

I don't know, smash it anyway,
and I'll have one come.

All right!

- Give me some more!
- Give you some more.

- Give me some more!
- Here.

- Oh, no!
- Here.

Ay, caramba!

Ay, mira lo que me ha hecho!

You feel better, honey?

Ay, mira lo que me ha hecho!

- You feel better?
-

Don't you feel better, honey?
Get it all out of your system.

Oh!

Oh, boy. Oh...

Oh, boy.

Gee. Oh.

He killed her and tried to hide
her body under the couch!

Oh, Lucy!

No, I'm all right.

Oh, thank heavens, you're alive!

Yeah, not even hurt.

He took his anger out on the bric-a-brac.

Where did he go?

I don't know.

Maybe he went out trying to
get a job wrecking houses.

Well, at least it's all over.

I'm not so sure.

I feel that I'll have to live
with this for a long time.

Oh, if only you hadn't
gone out there today.

Yes, but I did.

I have an idea.

How can you stand there
in the middle of all this mess

and utter those four horrible words,
"I've got an idea"?

Now wait a minute.

Wait a minute!

Texas 03311.

She's a cool one,
she's returning to the scene of the crime.

Listen, they don't know that...

Uh, Mr. Reilly, please.

They don't know I was the one
that was out there today.

Hello, Mr. Reilly.

Mr. Reilly, this is Mrs. Ricardo,
Ricky Ricardo's wife.

Yes, Ricky wanted me to call you
and warn you about something.

Yes, it seems there's
some woman going around town

claiming that she's Ricky's agent, and...

She was in your office today?

Well! How crazy can she be?

Oh, you don't say.

Mr. Reilly, Ricky doesn't have an agent.

No, she certainly is not,
and as for that nonsense

about Ricky going to Broadway for a big ...

Well... well, I-I know sh-she's
been going around saying that.

Yes, Mr. Reilly, Ricky is
very happy working at Metro

and he wishes to continue there
a long, long time.

He will, won't he?

Oh, bless you, Mr. Reilly!

I mean, thank you.

Bye.

Bravo!

Housekeeper, please.

This is Mrs. Ricardo in 315.

Uh, we've had a little accident.

Lucy, where are you?

Here I am, honey, and have
I got good news for you.

Yeah, it cost quite a bit,
fixing the place up.

But it really doesn't matter because...

I'll say, it doesn't matter.

What do you mean?

Well, I got myself an agent,
and he already got me a job

at another studio
at three times the money.

Huh?

You know, getting me out
of that Metro deal was

the best thing you've ever done.

Three times the money, imagine that.

And not only that,
but they're gonna star me

in four pictures in a row right away.

Four pictures!

Here. Here.

Oh, I forgot something else, too.

They're gonna give you a contract.

Wait! Wait! Hey! Hey!

What's the matter?
What are you laughing at?

I was just kidding you, honey.

I called Metro and they told me
everything was straightened out.

- Come here.
- Oh, Ricky!

Oh, no!

-
- Oh, Ricky.