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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know all about it,
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but there is nothing that I can do.
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Oh, Ricky, you don't understand
what this means to me.
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I understand perfectly.
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You do not or you couldn't
just stand there
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and see me suffer like this.
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If Caroline Appleby
comes here this afternoon
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and I don't have some movie stars
here to meet her, my name is mud.
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Well, it's all your fault.
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You wrote her all those letters,
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telling here that you were
hobnobbing with movie stars.
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Now she's in town
and you can't produce them.
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So why did you have to write
all those bragging letters?
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It was perfectly legitimate.
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It made my letters
more interesting, more readable.
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The awful thing is
Caroline sneaking into town like this.
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Sneaking into town?
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She's on her way to Hawaii.
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Yeah, well, she planned
this whole trip just to show me up.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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You're always telling people
stories that are not true.
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- I'm going to the pool.
- Just a minute.
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Yes?
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Ricky, I'm not asking for much.
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All I want is a half a dozen movie stars
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for a couple of hours.
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Now, if you can't do
this simple little thing for me, I'll ...
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I'll kill myself.
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- Kill yourself?
- Yes.
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Well, you got a lovely day for it.
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Oh!
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Hi. I just saw Ricky leave.
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- Any luck?
- No.
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How would Harpo Marx be?
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Wonderful! Get him!
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Wait a minute.
I didn't say I could get him.
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- Well, then what about him?
- I know where he is.
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Oh, fine.
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Now, he's appearing at a luncheon
here today at the hotel,
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and maybe we could get him to drop by.
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Oh, sure, maybe we could
get Princess Margaret
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to fly over for tea.
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You never know unless you ask.
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Well, all right.
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You run and ask Harpo,
I'll call Princess Margaret.
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Okay.
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- Oh...
- It just doesn't make sense, Ethel.
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Why should he want to do us a favor?
He doesn't even know us.
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I guess you're right.
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Well, all we can hope is that
Caroline loses her glasses again
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and can't find the hotel.
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Hey, wait a minute!
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What?
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Caroline can't see a foot
in front of her face
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without her glasses, can she?
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No.
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What if we could get
her glasses away from her?
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And?
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What are you doing?
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I was just trying to see
if I was real nearsighted,
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if maybe you couldn't
pass for Marilyn Monroe.
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Yeah?
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Yeah. Pull your hair down over one eye.
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Now walk like Marilyn.
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Oh, no, nobody's that nearsighted.
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Thanks a lot.
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Hey, that magic shop up on the boulevard
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sells masks that look like movie stars.
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Maybe if you wore a mask...
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I am not wearing any
hot rubber mask all afternoon.
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All right, then I will.
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Oh, you can't get away
with wearing a mask.
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I could if I got her glasses off her.
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And how are you gonna do that?
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Well, let's see, uh...
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When Caroline comes in, uh...
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Oh, hi, Caroline.
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Oh... I'm terribly sorry.
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Or, uh ...
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Oh, Lucy, why don't you just shoot her
when she walks through the door?
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Then you won't have to bother
about getting the masks.
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Well, come on, we'll go
get the masks right away.
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We can figure out how
to get her glasses off later, huh?
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Oh...
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Hi. Caroline isn't here yet, huh?
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No.
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Listen, you didn't lock
your door, did you?
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No. I got the door all open
and I got your mother to take the baby
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to the zoo for the afternoon
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and I got your costumes
all laid out on the bed
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- just waiting for you to get in 'em.
- Okay.
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Now, the important thing
for you to remember
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is that you have to keep
Caroline real busy
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while I'm changing
from one outfit to the other.
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- I know.
- Now, let's see.
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When I got the Harpo Marx outfit on,
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I don't have to talk,
so I don't have to worry about that.
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- Now, when I've got the other...
-
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There she is.
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Well ...
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Hi, Lucy, how are ya? Hi, Ethel!
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Any stars here yet?
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Oh, no, not yet, dear.
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Oh, I can just hardly wait.
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Who do you suppose will come by?
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Well, like I told you--
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Clark, Bing and Gary will be here
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and, uh, Ronnie and Benita will ...
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Oh, no. No, Ronnie and Benita
were here last week.
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They probably won't
drop in again this week.
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- Oh.
- But Harpo Marx is staying in the hotel.
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- He said he might come up.
- Oh, he's one of my favorite funny men.
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Well, good, and you never can
tell who else might drop in.
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Caroline, your glasses are all smudged.
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I want you to be able to see
the movie stars real good.
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You'd better let me clean them for you.
What's that?
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Isn't that a wonderful idea?
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I bought it when I lost my glasses.
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That will never happen to me again.
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No, these are clear.
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I can see real good.
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Oh, chocolates, mmm.
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- Caroline, dear...
- Yeah.
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Uh, just how bad are your eyes
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without your glasses?
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Oh, are you kidding, Lucy?
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I can't see a thing.
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Oh, come now.
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No, really, I can't.
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- Oh, I don't believe that.
- Well, it's true.
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- Well, take them off. Let me test you.
- Well, all right, but you'll see.
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I just can't see a thing.
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Oh, I don't believe it.
What does that say?
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Uh... oh, I can't see that.
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Yeah, well, try. Come on, try.
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Uh... well ...
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No, I can't make that out.
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- Oh, my...
- Oh, you're really blind, girl.
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I told you, oh, it's awful.
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Why, that I don't believe,
for heaven's sake.
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You know, I heard people say
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that they couldn't see
without their glasses...
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With letters this high, you know.
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What's the matter, dear, lose something?
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Well, my glasses-- th-they're gone.
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Why, they couldn't be.
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They're hanging right around your...
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Well, for heaven's sake, they are gone.
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Oh...
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Now, they couldn't have just disappeared.
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[Ethel] Oh, they must be here someplace.
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Ah, you kids look for the glasses.
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I got a lot to do
before the gang gets here.
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I got to go next door
and borrow some sugar.
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Borrow sugar? In a hotel?
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Oh, well, we're just all
one big happy family here.
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Oh.
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I just don't understand it.
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They-They couldn't have simply
disappeared into thin air.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, honey.
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Ethel, you suppose
that's a movie star?
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I have a feeling it might be.
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Come in.
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Why, Gary.
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Who is it? Who is it?
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It's Gary Cooper.
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Oh!
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[Ethel] Hi, Gary.
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Howdy.
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I want you to meet a friend
of mine, Caroline Appleby.
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Oh, how do you do?
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Howdy, ma'am.
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Uh, can you stay awhile?
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Nope.
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- You have to go?
- Yep.
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- Right away?
- Yep.
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Oh, well, it was just awfully nice
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meeting you, Mr. Cooper.
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Yep.
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- Thanks for dropping by, Gary.
- Yep.
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- Thanks a lot.
- Yep.
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- Come again.
- Yep.
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Oh!
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Oh, Coop's a doll.
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Too bad he couldn't stay.
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You'd have loved him.
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Gee, he looked so handsome, too.
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From what I could see.
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Gee, Gary Cooper.
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Oh, Ethel, where are those glasses?
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We met a lot of stars
since we came to Hollywood.
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- You did?
-
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Here's another one.
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Come in.
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- Why, Clark!
- Who? Who?
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It's Clark Gable.
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Oh!
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[Ethel] Uh, Clark,
can you stay for a little while?
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Aw, you got a cold?
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Got a little laryngitis, baby.
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That's too bad.
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But I want you to meet a friend
of mine, Caroline Appleby.
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How do you do?
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Uh, bup-bup.
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You'll catch his cold.
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Well, who cares?
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Imagine me being able
to tell the girls back home
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that I caught a cold from Clark Gable!
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Honey, I'm not going
to let you catch a cold ...
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Now, Ethel, I want to meet him.
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Now look what you did, you scared him.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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I guess I was awfully rude,
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but I just couldn't help myself.
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Weren't you excited?
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Yeah.
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Clark Gable...
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Hi. Ha, ha!
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Lucy, where have you been?
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Do you know that Clark Gable
and Gary Cooper have been here?
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Yeah, I saw them down the hall,
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and they both thought
you were terribly attractive.
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- [Lucy] Ha, ha!
- Oh, really?
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Yeah. Clark said
he'd never forgive himself
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for having that terrible cold.
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Oh!
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He thought you were a doll.
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I'll be back.
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Hi, Rick. Swell day, huh?
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Oh, hi, Fred.
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You know, Fred,
I'm beginning to feel like a heel.
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What about?
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Well, you know, the way
I acted with Lucy today.
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I could have got a couple of actors
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to come over there and visit.
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Caroline would have been happy,
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Lucy would have been happy,
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and everything would have been all right.
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I know she exaggerates,
and she shouldn't tell all those stories,
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but, uh...
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she has a good side to her.
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Don't you think so, Fred?
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Huh?
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Come on, you haven't listened
to a word I said.
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I was telling you the way
that I felt about Lucy...
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Harpo!
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Harpo Marx!
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Yeah, "Babalú." Ricky, yeah.
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"Babalú," yeah.
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Oh, this is Fred Mertz, Harpo.
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Couple of cute chicks you were chasing.
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Say, what are you doing in costume?
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A woman? Hit?
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Oh, wom-wom-wom... a lot of women?
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- Lots of women, yeah.
- Women, women, women.
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- Struck 'em?
- Women?
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Hit? Strike?
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Club! Club.
259
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-
- Women's club.
260
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,469
-
- Oh.
261
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,639
Wh-Wh-What about,
what about a women's club?
262
00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,393
You broke into the women's club?
263
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,565
Oh, ben-ben-ben-bend, bend.
264
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,567
- Bend.
-
265
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,735
Joint?
266
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,157
Uh, bend?
267
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,325
Knee. Knee!
268
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,118
Knee, knee, knee, yeah, yeah.
269
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,120
-
- Dogs?
270
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,250
Feet, feet, feet!
271
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,127
- Bend, knee, feet.
- Bend, knee, feet.
272
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,463
- Bend, knee, feet.
- Bend, knee, feet.
273
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,216
- Bend, knee, feet.
- Bend, knee, feet.
274
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Bend, knee, feet.
275
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Bend, knee, feet.
276
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Bend, knee, feet.
277
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Bend, knee, fit.
278
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,394
Ben, knee, fit.
279
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,602
Oh, benefit!
280
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,480
Benefit! Oh, yeah!
281
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,818
The women's club benefit.
282
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,945
You're playing at
the women's club benefit.
283
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,530
Oh. What time are you going to play?
284
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,284
Turn, over. Oh, it's over.
285
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,743
You already played there.
286
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:08,538
- Oh, geez, isn't that too bad?
- They'd have loved it.
287
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,206
The girls would have loved to see it.
288
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:13,626
Hey, would you do me a favor? Huh?
289
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:16,713
No.
290
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,092
- No, I don't need any money.
- No.
291
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,469
Let me tell you what it is.
Lucy has a girlfriend of hers
292
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,636
here from New York, see?
293
00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:29,309
And this girl is just dying
to meet a big movie star.
294
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,476
Big star like you.
295
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,561
Yeah! That's right.
296
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:35,732
So, listen, Harpo.
297
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:39,027
Would you do me a favor
and-and go up to Room 315
298
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,111
and pay them a visit?
299
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,487
-
- Thank you!
300
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:50,747
Oh, Ethel... Ethel, this has
been the most thrilling day.
301
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:54,167
Imagine meeting Bing Crosby
and Walter Pidgeon
302
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:58,338
and Clark Gable and Gary Cooper
all in the same day!
303
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,922
Do you think anyone else will drop by?
304
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,550
Oh, I have a feeling someone will.
305
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,844
There's one now.
306
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,597
Come in.
307
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,898
Hiya, folks.
308
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,149
Jimmy Durante!
309
00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,276
In person.
310
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,654
Jimmy, I want you to meet
a friend of mine and Lucy's,
311
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:24,655
Caroline Appleby.
312
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,074
Oh, how do you do?
313
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,450
Pleased to meet you.
314
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:30,453
Excuse me for staring,
but I lost my glasses.
315
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:33,706
What a "catastrastrope"!
316
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:36,584
Oh, Jimmy! Will you stay
and have a cup of tea?
317
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,669
No, thanks, I got an appointment.
318
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,713
Oh, that's too bad.
319
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,508
Well, toodle-ooh.
320
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,760
And to you, too.
321
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,722
Oh, it's just been a pleasure
meeting you, Mr. Durante.
322
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,393
Good night, Mrs. Appleby,
323
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,977
whoever you are.
324
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,606
Oh, yeah!
325
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,692
Oh, thanks a lot! Come back again.
326
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,239
Oh, Ethel, Ethel, this has been such fun.
327
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,199
I wouldn't have missed this for the world.
328
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:11,577
Well, it is kind of fun
meeting the movie stars
329
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,830
and palling around with celebrities.
330
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,623
-
-
331
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:17,083
That must be another one.
332
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,336
Oh, uh... I doubt it, so soon.
333
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,338
Why?
334
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,756
Uh, why?
335
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,760
Uh, well, uh, uh, movie stars
usually space themselves
336
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,012
farther apart than this.
337
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,014
But I'll see.
338
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,521
That was fast.
339
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:41,941
Uh, Harpo, I want you to meet
my friend, Caroline Appleby.
340
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,944
Harpo Marx, how do you do?
341
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,028
Oh!
342
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,285
Don't overdo it.
343
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:57,915
You know, Harpo,
I've seen you chase girls in movies,
344
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,959
but you don't really do that, do you?
345
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,476
Did you bring your harp?
346
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,478
- No, he didn't.
-
347
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,562
You did?
348
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,649
You brought your harp?
349
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,786
That man is just a scream.
350
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,830
I laughed so hard, I cried.
351
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,124
Oh, I've got to fix my mascara.
352
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,959
I'll fix my face before he gets back.
353
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,961
Yeah, fix your face.
354
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:55,681
Where's your harp?
355
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,725
- Huh? Where's Caroline?
- She's in there.
356
00:16:58,851 --> 00:16:59,936
Lucy?
357
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:01,270
What?
358
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,856
Weren't you just here as Harpo?
359
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,316
No.
360
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:06,651
You weren't?
361
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:07,984
No.
362
00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:11,280
Then that Harpo really was Harpo!
363
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,615
What are you talking about?
364
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,659
The real Harpo Marx was just here.
365
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:15,826
What would he be doing up here?
366
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,204
I don't know, but he said
he was going to go get his harp.
367
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,039
-
- There he is! Go hide.
368
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,041
Not in there. Caroline's in there.
369
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,792
Hide in the kitchen. In the kitchen.
370
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,015
- What?
-
371
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,016
Oh.
372
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,940
Yeah.
373
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:48,693
Oh, boy.
374
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,821
Well, this is a real treat.
375
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,906
Sit down. He's gonna really
play the harp for us.
376
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,157
What are you gonna play?
377
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,744
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game." Oh!
378
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,403
Oh, Harpo!
379
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:59,281
Oh, my, that was wonderful.
380
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,325
Oh!
381
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,830
Oh!
382
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,873
Oh, I can't believe I was...
383
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,709
[Caroline] Oh, wonderful!
384
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,711
[Ethel] That was such a thrill, Harpo. Oh!
385
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,923
Oh, Harpo, thank you so much.
386
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:18,426
Oh, thank you, thank you, tha...
387
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,386
- Oh!
- Oh!
388
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,555
Oh, my goodness. It's getting late.
389
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,224
- I've got a plane to catch.
- Oh, yeah.
390
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:28,227
Well, it was awfully nice
seeing you, Harpo.
391
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,396
And thanks so much, Ethel, for every...
392
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,939
Oh!
393
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,065
I'll see you to the elevator.
394
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,818
Yes, and be sure and thank Lucy for...
395
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,611
It was just wonderful.
396
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,696
Goodbye.
397
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,406
Oh, Ethel!
398
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,491
Oh, Caroline, here are your glasses.
399
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,076
My glasses, oh!
400
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,786
They were there on the floor all the time.
401
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,580
- Oh, thank you! Aloha!
- Can I help you?
402
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,957
- Oh, yeah, goodbye!
- Bye!
403
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,306
Oh, no!
404
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,101
-
- Oh, no!
405
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:29,885
Harpo!
406
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:33,472
Oh!
407
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:41,647
Oh, Harpo, who told you to come up here?
408
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,733
"Babalú." Ricky! Oh!
409
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:46,902
And Fred.
410
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,153
Oh.
411
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,154
[Ethel] Really?
412
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,739
- [Lucy laughing]
-
413
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,629
You characters are too late.
414
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,090
- What do you mean? What happened?
- Caroline's already gone.
415
00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:09,174
Oh.
416
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:12,886
Which one of you two is Harpo?
417
00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:43,042
Caroline Appleby was played
by Doris Singleton
418
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,960
and Harpo Marx portrayed himself.
419
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,813
I Love Lucy is a Desilu Production.
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