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- Hi.
- Hi, girl.
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I just saw your mother and Little Ricky
on the way to the park again.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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They can go outside every day
in California.
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What are you doing?
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Writing in my trip diary.
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Let's see now.
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"Friday, we went to Farmers Market.
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Saw Robert Taylor squeezing oranges."
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Yeah, some oranges have all the luck.
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Wait till the girls back home
see the orange I have
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that Robert Taylor touched.
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And you've got his autograph to prove it.
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Yeah. Wasn't he cute when he said
he'd never signed an orange before?
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Too bad you didn't get him
to autograph something more permanent.
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You'll have to throw
that orange away eventually.
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Never. That orange and I
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are going to grow old
and wrinkled together.
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How many movie stars
does that make we've seen?
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Well, let's see now.
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I got them all right back here.
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Eighty-four...
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Ninety-nine!
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- Ooh!
- We just need one more to make a hundred.
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- Oh, hi, Ethel.
- [Ethel] Hi, Rick.
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Hey, Lucy.
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Listen to this item
in Sheila Graham's column.
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"A well-known star has been ordered
by the doctor to get away from it all
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"and has taken a room
at one of our local hotels.
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"I wouldn't give away
the secret hiding place,
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but the hotel's first name is Beverly."
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Beverly! I'll bet that movie star's
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hiding right here at the Beverly Palms.
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Or the Beverly Hills Hotel
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or the Beverly Wilshire Hotel.
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Well, our chances are one out of three.
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Let's see now.
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Well-known star.
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I wonder who it is.
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I just got to find out.
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Why is it such a matter of life and death?
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Because we've already found 99 movie stars
since we came to Hollywood.
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We need one more to make an even hundred.
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- Oh, hi, Bobby.
- Hi, Mrs. Ricardo.
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Oh, Mr. Ricardo,
I brought up the trade papers.
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You got a mention today.
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Variety, page eight, column three.
I circled it.
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Thank you.
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Well, I'll say that's real service.
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Oh, I'm always looking for items
about guests here in the hotel.
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- Oh, say Bobby, I'll bet you'd know.
- What's that?
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About that item in Sheila Graham's column.
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Is some movie star
hiding out in this hotel?
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Um, um... I don't know anything about it.
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Not much you don't.
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No, honest, I haven't the slightest idea
who's up in the penthouse.
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The penthouse! I was right.
Who is it, Bobby?
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- Who is it?
- No, no, I've said too much already.
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Aw, come on now, Bobby.
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All we want to know, is it a man or woman?
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Aw, come on, Bobby. You can trust us.
We're your friends.
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Yeah. Come on.
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All we want to know,
is it a man or a woman?
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Now, the manager's
not allowed us to discuss him.
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- Then it's a man!
- What's his name?
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- What's his name?
- Oh, come on, Bobby.
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Mr. Ricardo, help!
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- All right. All right, girls.
- Help!
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All right, girls. Lay off of him.
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Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size?
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Yeah!
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[Lucy] All we want to know is the name.
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For heaven's sake, what's wrong with that?
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Don't you tell them anything
that you're not supposed to.
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I won't.
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Come on, I'll convoy you to the door.
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Thank you, Mr. Ricardo.
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If anybody finds out that Cornel Wilde is...
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Cornel Wilde!
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- Right here in our hotel.
- Yeah!
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Oh, well, I can always get a job
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at the new Beverly Hilton.
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Oh, don't worry, Bobby,
your secret's safe with us.
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- Yeah, I bet.
- [Lucy] Sure, sure.
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- Goodbye.
- Goodbye, Bobby.
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Cornel Wilde, right up there
in that penthouse.
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Boy!
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All we have to do now is
figure out how to get a look at him.
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Wup-up-up-up-up.
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What are you wup-up-upping about?
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Now, we're gonna nip this thing
in the bud right now.
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Cornel Wilde came here
to get away from people, remember?
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I don't want to bother him.
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All I want to do is see him.
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Oh well, that I can arrange.
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- You can?
- Sure.
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Oh, you know him from the studio.
Will you really arrange so I can see him?
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Sure. Tonight we'll go see
his new picture The Big Combo.
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Got wonderful reviews.
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Oh... you know what I mean.
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I want to see him up close.
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All right, we'll sit in the front row.
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Oh, Ricky, now, you can't do this to me.
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One of the biggest movie stars
in Hollywood
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is right over my head, under my nose.
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Now, look, Lucy,
I've got a message for you.
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Well, slip it under the door.
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I'll read it later.
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I'm telling you, I want you
to forget that he's up there.
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Forget it? But Ricky, why should ...
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But...
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Yeah, but...
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Hi.
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What are you doing?
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Trying to hear Cornel Wilde up there.
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- Oh, any luck?
- No.
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If he's walking around,
he's wearing bunny fur scuffies.
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- I got another idea cooking, though.
- I'll bet you have.
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I told Bobby to bring
some ice water up here.
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- When he gets up here...
- Lucy.
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... I'm going to ask him
if he could possibly...
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- Lucy.
- ...tell me just when he goes in and out...
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- Lucille!
- What?
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I hate to point this out,
but Ricky told you to just forget
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that Cornel Wilde is up there.
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Well, for once in my life,
I'm not gonna do what Ricky tells me.
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For once in your life?
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You never do what he tells you.
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So why spoil a perfect record?
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Oh, I can't keep up with you.
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Here's your ice water.
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Won't you bring it in, Bobby?
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Would you set it
on the coffee table, please?
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Bobby...
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Mrs. Ricardo, I'm pretty busy.
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Bobby, I just want to ask
a little favor of you.
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The answer is no.
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Bobby, all I want to know
is when he goes in or out
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so I can take a little peek at him.
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He doesn't come in, he doesn't go out.
He just stays there.
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- Oh...
- Look, please let me go.
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I got to take this up
to you-know-who right now.
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Why don't you give up, Lucy?
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Because I just got to see him.
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Well, I'm sorry, Mrs. Ricardo,
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but the only person
who's allowed in to see him is me.
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Now, he came here for a rest.
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And the manager says if there
are any calls from...
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that I am to...
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Oh, no! Not that!
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Let me borrow your outfit, Bobby.
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Absolutely not!
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Bobby, all I want to do
is take the paper up,
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rap on the door.
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When he opens the door,
I'll hand him the paper
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and I'll take a little look
and I'll slam the door
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and he'll never know the difference.
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Absolutely impossible.
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Bobby... Bobby, I'd hate to
have to tell the manager
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that you were the one
who blabbed all over town
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that Cornel Wilde was staying here.
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You wouldn't!
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Oh, wouldn't I?
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Bobby told everybody
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that Cornel Wilde is staying
in the penthouse!
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- Mrs. Ricardo...
- Cornel Wilde!
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- Corn...
- Mrs. Ricardo... please!
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Gosh!
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How can anybody look
so pretty on the outside
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and be so sneaky on the inside?
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Isn't it awful?
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It's like smelling a rose,
getting stung by a bee.
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Bobby, let me borrow your outfit.
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- No, ma'am.
- Bobby.
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- No, Mrs. Ricardo...
- Bobby.
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- Mrs. Ricardo, please!
- Bobby.
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♪ Turn around, fire... ♪
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♪ Be quick on the draw ♪
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♪ Or else one shot, there ain't no more... ♪
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Come on in! The door's open.
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Bellboy.
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Come in.
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- Bobby?
- Yes, sir?
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- Oh, you got the paper?
- Yes, sir.
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Oh, good. Well, uh, bring it in.
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I want to have something
to read in the bathtub.
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Come on, Bobby, let's have it.
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What's the matter with you?
I can't reach it from the bathtub.
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Bring it in.
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Hey!
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Come in!
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- Mrs. Ricardo?
- Yeah, Bobby?
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Oh, here's your broom.
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Oh. Thanks.
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I need it for an extension.
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This thing doesn't reach
far enough for me to see him.
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Thanks.
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Uh, Mrs. Ricardo...
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Huh?
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- Could I ask you something?
- Sure.
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Why do you hate me?
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I don't hate you.
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Then why are you trying to get me fired?
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Mr. Wilde doesn't like his newspaper wet.
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I am not trying to get you fired, Bobby.
It's just that I want to see him.
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Well, just keep me out of it.
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Whose lunch is that?
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Uh, nobody's.
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Bobby...
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Honestly, honestly, it's a practice meal.
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I'm gonna eat it myself.
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Come on in.
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Mr. Wilde, I brought up your lunch
and a fresh newspaper.
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That's good. This one's so wet,
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you can read one page
right through the other.
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Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that.
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For a minute,
I thought President Eisenhower
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was playing golf with Little Orphan Annie.
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Uh, where would you like
the table set, sir?
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Oh, I guess over here's fine.
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All right.
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There we are.
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Oh, uh, anything else, sir?
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Uh, oh, no, thank you.
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I'll just sign that now.
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Yes, sir.
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I put your tip on there too, Bobby.
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Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you.
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Come in.
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Uh, Mr. Wilde,
you, uh, finished with your lunch?
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Yep. All set, thank you.
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Okay. All right.
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Ow!
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- What's the matter, Bobby?
- Oh, sometimes the wheels stick
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and you sort of get it in the shin.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, sir, I'm very clumsy today.
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- Hey, Bobby.
- Yes, sir.
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I seem to be all out of ink.
Do you know where there's any more?
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Oh, there should be some
in the desk. Let's see.
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There you are, sir.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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Uh-huh. Anything else?
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- No, fine. That's all, thank you.
- Okay, sir.
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Now, what's the matter?
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Oh...
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The wheels seem to be
caught on the furniture.
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I'll-I'll fix it, sir.
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- [Lucy] Ouch! That hurt.
- Well, I meant it to!
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Bobby!
250
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,667
Now, what's going on?
251
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,335
Uh, well... uh, nothing, sir. Nothing.
252
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,879
I... I'm just talking to myself.
253
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,423
I do it all the time.
254
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,258
My mother worries about me.
255
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,386
Yeah, but I ...
256
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:24,929
I heard two different voices.
257
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,223
Well, there couldn't have been two voices
258
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,684
when I'm the only one here, see?
259
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,686
Oh, I get it.
260
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,438
Well, I never expected it of you, Bobby.
261
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:37,025
- What?
- Trying to audition.
262
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:40,153
Well, I guess everybody
wants to get into show business.
263
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,904
Where did you ever learn ventriloquism?
264
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,072
Ventriloquism?
265
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:44,866
Why, I don't know the...
266
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,409
Oh, ventriloquism!
267
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,537
Oh, yeah. Well, I don't do it very well.
268
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:51,664
Oh, what I heard sounded darn good.
269
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,625
Sounded just like a voice
coming from under the cart.
270
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,669
Well, that's not too hard.
271
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,588
Do it again.
272
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,299
- No, I'd rather not.
- Oh, come on. Go ahead.
273
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,176
[Lucy] Yeah. Go ahead, Bobby, do it again.
274
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,767
Bobby, that's absolutely marvelous.
275
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,602
I didn't even see your lips move.
276
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:17,065
Well, it takes practice.
277
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,649
Yeah, I've got to go now.
278
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,984
Oh, no, don't go. Do some more.
279
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,486
[Lucy] No, don't go, Bobby. Do some more.
280
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:24,322
Ah, I saw your lips move that time.
281
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,741
Well, I've really got to go now.
282
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,910
Go ahead and go, but leave me here.
283
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,081
Bobby, that's-that's fantastic.
284
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:35,583
You're the best ventriloquist
I've ever seen.
285
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,418
Thank you.
286
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,503
Warm.
287
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,714
- Uh, can I have a sip of your water?
- Oh, sure. Go ahead.
288
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:46,052
[Lucy] ♪ When Irish eyes are smiling.... ♪
289
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:50,139
♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.... ♪
290
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,684
Well, Bobby, wonderful.
291
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:55,561
Absolutely wonderful.
292
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:59,232
Bobby, I'm gonna make a note
and call my agent and tell him about you.
293
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,859
Well, I wouldn't want you
to go to too much trouble.
294
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,904
It's no trouble at all. I'll be doing him
a favor. You're sensational.
295
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,699
Well, if he is interested,
he could call me here at the hotel.
296
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:11,369
- Okay, I'll have him call you here.
- Okay, thank you, sir.
297
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:14,580
- Hey, Bobby.
- Yes, sir?
298
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,042
Just do that little voice for me
once more, will you?
299
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,293
Okay.
300
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,213
We have to go now.
301
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,631
Say goodbye.
302
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,883
Bye. We have to go now.
303
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,057
Bobby, it's absolutely incredible.
304
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:36,269
I-I could have sworn your voice
was coming from behind the couch.
305
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,270
Yeah.
306
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,898
I can't believe it.
I've got to hand it to you, Bobby.
307
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,525
I'm certainly gonna tell my agent.
308
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,402
Yeah, well, well, thank you, sir.
309
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,028
[Lucy] Thank you, sir.
310
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,449
Oh, wonderful.
311
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,081
Uh, I won't forget to tell him, Bobby.
312
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,125
No, no, I thank you. I know.
313
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,586
Well, goodbye.
314
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,587
Bye.
315
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,403
Lucy?
316
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,035
Lucy?
317
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:08,170
[Lucy whispering] Ethel?
318
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,339
Ethel, are you down there?
319
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,340
Lucy? Where are you?
320
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,259
I'm up here.
321
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:17,054
What are you doing up there?
322
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:20,182
Shh! I'm locked out on the balcony.
323
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,101
Locked out on the balcony?
324
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,270
Shh! Be quiet. I'll explain later.
325
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:26,314
- Is Ricky there?
- No.
326
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,023
Good. I want you to help me down.
327
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,817
Help you down?
328
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:33,195
Yeah. I figured a way
to lower myself over the side
329
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,323
and I want you to pull me in when I go by.
330
00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:38,743
I won't do it.
331
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,412
It's a long ways down there.
You might fall.
332
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,580
Never mind that. Now, do as I say.
333
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:44,915
I need some scissors.
334
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,167
Put 'em on the end of that broom.
335
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,336
What broom?
336
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,087
It's over by the coffee table.
337
00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:51,589
Where are the scissors?
338
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:52,715
In that desk.
339
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:58,012
Scissors and a-- a broom...
340
00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,513
Shoot.
341
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,351
I ought to be used to this type thing.
342
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:17,740
Here they come.
343
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,741
Okay.
344
00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:03,619
Here I come.
345
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,366
Honey, I'm home.
346
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,412
Hi, Rick!
347
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,164
Oh, hi, Ethel. Where's Lucy?
348
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,498
Uh, I don't know.
349
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:54,503
Oh, she's probably hanging
around the hotel somewhere.
350
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,507
You can say that again.
351
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,427
Uh, what's new, Rick?
352
00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,810
What's the matter with you, Ethel?
353
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,896
Oh, nothing. If-if Lucy isn't here, I ...
354
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,814
I'd like to listen to
what's happened to you
355
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,900
because you've been so nice to me, Ricky.
356
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,443
I wouldn't even be in California
357
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,153
if it wasn't for you and your career.
358
00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,490
That's true. Yeah.
359
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,282
Rick, I ...
360
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:26,744
Would you like to know about a new cake
I've learned how to bake?
361
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:29,163
You-you take a half a cup
of butter for this cake
362
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:30,164
and you cream it.
363
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,796
And then... and then you ...
364
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:38,839
Ethel!
365
00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:41,717
Oh, then you add the frosting!
366
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,636
What's the matter with you, Ethel?
367
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,429
Are you crazy or something?
368
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,848
No, no, no. Well, I got to go now.
I hate to eat and run.
369
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,811
- We didn't eat.
- Well, some other time.
370
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,230
Where are you going?
371
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:55,815
Oh, I got to pick up a friend.
372
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:11,789
I'm telling you. Hmm.
373
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,794
Hello.
374
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,128
Oh, hi, Cornel.
375
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:21,549
Yeah. I thought you were hiding out.
376
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,968
Sure. I'd love to play some gin.
377
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,344
Okay. I'll come up.
378
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,387
Okay.
379
00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:20,858
Oh! Oh, Lucy, you're here!
380
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:24,194
Oh, thank goodness. I've been looking
all over the grounds for you.
381
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:25,571
Are you all right?
382
00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:31,160
Oh, you poor little thing.
383
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,662
What broke your fall?
384
00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,247
One of the...
385
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,292
most uncomfortable
palm trees in California.
386
00:23:39,167 --> 00:23:40,878
Well, bless its little heart.
387
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,046
Yeah. Well...
388
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,010
Hello?
389
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,887
Hi, honey. This is Ricky.
390
00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:51,055
Oh, hi.
391
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,222
- Hey, Ricky?
- Just a minute.
392
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,891
You want some cream in your coffee?
393
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,601
- No, just black.
- All right.
394
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:58,103
Listen, honey, I'm up
in Cornel Wilde's apartment.
395
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,188
You're what?
396
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:01,357
I'm up in Cornel Wilde's apartment
397
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:04,109
and I want you to come up and meet him.
398
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,945
Are you sure this is Ricky?
399
00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,073
Yes, honey.
400
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:12,701
You see, you were so nice
about... about not bothering him
401
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:14,286
that I want to give you a reward.
402
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,496
Oh.
403
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:19,291
Now, you see how well things work out
when you do what I tell you?
404
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,671
Yes, sir.
405
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,255
Well, you want to come up?
406
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,090
Oh, yes. Yes, I... Yes, sir.
407
00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:31,261
Uh, uh... I'll be right up
as soon as I... powder my nose.
408
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,346
Bye.
409
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:33,305
What happened?
410
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,100
Ricky's upstairs with Cornel Wilde
and he wants me to come up.
411
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,602
At last you're gonna get
to meet him face-to-face!
412
00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:39,686
Finally.
413
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,397
- You want to come with me?
- Can I?
414
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,898
Sure. H-H-Help me
g-g-get de-palmed, will you?
415
00:24:43,898 --> 00:24:44,900
Okay.
416
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:49,029
Do I look all right?
417
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,698
Oh, you look wonderful.
418
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:53,409
Hey, what took you so long?
419
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:56,119
Oh, well, I... I had to...
to change my clothes,
420
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,371
but I'm ready now. Come on.
421
00:24:57,371 --> 00:24:58,705
It's too late now. He's gone.
422
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,791
Gone? Where?
423
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,459
He moved to another hotel.
424
00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:03,836
Why?
425
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:07,589
I don't know. I guess the news
of him being here leaked out.
426
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,217
We just found evidence of
a prowler in his balcony.
427
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:11,677
Ew...
428
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,695
The bellboy was played
by Bobby Jellison
429
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,946
and Cornel Wilde portrayed himself.
430
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:04,021
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