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Ethel, I thought we were going
over to the Ricardos' tonight.
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[Ethel] We are. I'm ready.
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All right.
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Come on.
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You'd better take your glasses with you.
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What for? I know
what Lucy and Ricky look like.
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Suppose Ricky wants to show us
his home movies again.
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He wouldn't dare.
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He's been showing them to us every night.
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Well, after all,
it's his first movie camera
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and the first pictures
he's got of the baby.
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Well, count me out.
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If I want to see old movies,
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I can stay home and watch television.
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Well, what can we do?
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I'll tell you what we'll have to do.
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Don't let the conversation lag.
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Don't even give them a chance
to suggest showing the movies.
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Hey, that's a good idea.
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Now, just remember,
here's what you've got to do.
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Just keep talking and talking
and talking and talking.
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You know, act normal.
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No, no, no, I take that back.
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I need you on my team tonight.
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Now, get in there and fight
and keep those lips moving.
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- Lucy?
- Yeah?
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Aren't the Mertzes coming over tonight?
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Yeah. They said they were.
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What do you think is holding them up?
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Gee, I don't know.
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They ought to be here any minute.
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-
- There they are.
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Oh, good.
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- I'm glad you came.
- Hello.
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- I wanted to--
- Wasn't this a wonderful day?
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Hi. Oh, It sure was.
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This is unusual weather
for this time of year,
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but frankly, I like unusual weather,
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particularly at this time of year.
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Uh-huh.
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What were you doing today, Rick?
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- Uh, I--
- I was pretty busy
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puttering around the apartment.
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Then I went over to the drugstore
and got an ice cream soda.
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An "all around strawberry" soda.
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That's a soda with strawberry flavor
and strawberry ice cream.
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- Yeah.
- Uh-huh.
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- Pretty good.
- Yeah.
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They sure are.
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Uh, I had an idea--
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How are you, Lucy?
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Fine.
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And what's new?
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Nothing.
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I had an idea that maybe--
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Fred, Fred, there's something
I've been wanting to ask you.
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Well, what is it, Ethel?
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Uh...
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How are you, Fred?
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Fine. How are you?
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Oh, pretty good.
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I don't think either one of you are well.
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I had an idea that maybe tonight--
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Oh, look! Lucy's got
some delicious new candy.
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- Want a piece, Fred?
- Yeah.
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Okay, there you are.
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I guess I'll have a piece, too.
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Ethel, those are just
those same old caramels
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you gave us for Christmas.
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I had an idea, like I was saying,
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you know that what-what maybe
you would like to do tonight,
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and I thought you'd like to see
the pictures of I took of the baby.
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Oh, honey, Ethel and Fred
don't want to see those pictures again.
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What are you talking about?
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They're pictures of their godson.
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Oh, Ricky, we'd really
love to see them, but...
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it hurts our eyes to look at them
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on that old wrinkled sheet
you use for a screen.
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Oh?
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Outside of that,
we'd be delighted to see them.
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Oh.
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You see? You see?
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Now, the reason I wanted you
to see them again
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is because I wanted you to see them
in this new screen I bought today.
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Wait till you see them in that!
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Go get your glasses, Fred.
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I'll watch without them.
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You can't see without them.
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I know what I'm doing.
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I got it all set up
just in case you asked to see them again.
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Fred, uh, ge-ge-ge-get-get-get
rid of your head, will you?
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What do you want me to do. Take it off?
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I mean, you know, move it over.
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All right, all right.
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- Turn the lights off, honey.
- Yeah.
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Here we go!
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[Ricky] This would have been a good shot
if Lucy just didn't argue with me.
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Doesn't he look cute? Look at that.
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A pretty good close-up.
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You know, this one was a great idea.
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Pictures of things moving that fast
are pretty tough.
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Ah, how's that, huh?
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How's that for a moving shot?
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Right through the bedroom
and into the nursery.
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Have you ever seen anything
better than that in real movies?
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Huh? Look at the way
that focuses all the way.
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You can see them in the mirror
in the back.
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See the mirror in the back there?
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This would have been great
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if I hadn't tripped over the baby's wagon.
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This is a great way to get killed.
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Just take a picture of your wife
when she wakes up in the morning.
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Ooh!
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Now, the next ten minutes of film
is just as good as anyone has ever taken.
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I don't want to brag, but, uh,
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I think that I learned pretty fast.
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And as Lucy holds up
little Ricky and waves good-bye,
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we say a reluctant farewell
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to the Ricardo apartment
and its charming inhabitants.
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This is a Ricky Ricardo production!
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♪ Bum bum bum bum bum bum ♪
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That's all.
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You know, they're very good,
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considering that those are
the first pictures that I...
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- Lucy.
- More! More!
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Dear, those were really wonderful.
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Don't you think so, Eth...?
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Ethel? Fred?
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Ew...
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Oh!
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Oh, you...
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What's the matter with you two
scaring me to death?
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We wanted to be sure the coast is clear.
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Is Ricky very mad?
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I'll say. He wouldn't even
talk to me this morning.
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We're the ones who sneaked out.
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- What's he mad at you for?
- Yeah.
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I fell asleep.
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Oh, no.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning!
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Goodbye.
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Now, Ricky, wait a minute.
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We're sorry. We really liked your movies.
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We want to see them again!
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Tonight!
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Don't we, Fred?
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Yeah! Yeah!
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My, but you sound sincere.
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Well, I mean it.
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Oh, sure.
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I do!
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I'm just dying to see
those lousy movies again.
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Fred, that's a terrible thing to say.
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Ricky put a lot of time and effort
into those lousy movies--
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Those movies.
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Oh, now, Ricky, they didn't mean that.
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Look, you don't have to worry about me.
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You don't have to see
any of the movies that I take ever again,
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including the TV pilot film
that I'm just about to audition.
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Oh, Fred, what's the matter with you?
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That's a fine thing--
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TV pilot film?
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What were you saying
about a TV pilot film?
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Nothing that concerns you.
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I was going to make one
using the three of you as actors,
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but I have changed my mind
about the supporting cast.
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Adios, amigos.
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Now, wait a minute, Ricky!
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You have fixed the sheets and blankets.
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Now go take a nap.
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- What did he mean by that?
- Yeah.
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He was trying to say
you have made your bed, now lie in it.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Well, I hope you are satisfied.
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- Huh?
- Now what?
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Remember that TV pilot film
Ricky was going to make?
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Remember it?
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We've all been nice to him for days,
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so he'd use us in it.
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Yeah, well, we can all go back
to being our normal, nasty selves.
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He's already made it.
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What?
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And next week
the most important man in television,
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Mr. Bennett Green,
is coming over to look at it.
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Well, we certainly muffed that one.
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What do you mean, "we"?
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You were the ones who tippy-toed out
in the middle of our home movies.
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You should talk, sleepy-time gal!
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That's telling her, Ethel.
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Now, don't you be smart, Fred.
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You're the one who really
clinched the whole thing
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with your diplomatic remark.
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"Sure, I'm just dying to see
those lousy movies again."
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Ah, just a minute.
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- Oh, really, Fred.
- Oh, you two now,
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stop squabbling.
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The main thing is,
what can we do about it?
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Nothing. We're not in it, so that's that.
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Yeah. As an old Cuban philosopher
once said,
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"We have plugged in the electric blanket.
Now let's take the snooze."
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Well, it's too bad,
but it's just one of those things.
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[Fred] I guess so.
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I'm not so sure.
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Hey, just a minute.
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We forgot Miss Never-say-die.
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Lucy, what are you planning?
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What are you thinking? What's going on?
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We'll make our own TV film.
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- Our own?
- Yeah, we'll make it just like Ricky did.
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We'll use his film, his camera,
his lights... his wife,
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and if they play their cards right,
his wife's friends.
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And then when
Mr. Bennett Green comes over,
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he'll see a double feature.
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What kind of a film will we make?
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Um...
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A Western drama.
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Hey.
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That's a wonderful idea.
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We'll get a name later.
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Right now we have a lot to think about.
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We have to get costumes, scenery,
have to find out who shoots who...
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Oh, boy! Look at this, Fred.
Isn't this great?
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This is fixed up great.
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- Hey, Lucy!
- [Lucy] Yeah?
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Here we are.
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Hi, pard.
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I can't get over
how cute you got the room fixed up.
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Well, I worked pretty hard
painting those figures.
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They look almost real, don't they?
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Look at that one.
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[Fred] Well, I've had moments
when real people looked like that.
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Come on, we got to get started.
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We got to get all this finished
and out of the way
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before Ricky gets home. Okay.
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What's that thing? That's a projector.
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I know. It's a new kind.
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You put the sound right on the film,
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- like a tape recorder.
- Oh.
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Fred, now, for the first part,
you take the picture.
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You look right through
this little red thing here,
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and then you press
this button right here, see?
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- Yeah.
- See that?
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- Yeah.
- You press that down.
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What's this little dial here for?
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It says "8, 16, 32, 64."
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Gee, I don't know.
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Well, take a little bit of each number
and see what happens.
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Okay.
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- Ready, Ethel?
- Yep.
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Stand back here.
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Remember how we did it. Okay.
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Roll 'em. Lights, camera, action, quiet!
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What's that for?
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I went to a studio in Hollywood once.
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That's the way they make pictures.
256
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,388
Oh.
257
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,057
Fred, turn on the phonograph.
258
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,610
♪ I'm an old cowhand ♪
259
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:18,279
♪ From the Rio Grande ♪
260
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:21,032
♪ And my legs ain't bowed ♪
261
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:24,118
♪ And my teeth ain't capped ♪
262
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,788
♪ I'm a cowboy
Who never saw a cow ♪
263
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,749
♪ Never roped a steer
'Cause I don't know how ♪
264
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,418
♪ And I sure ain't fixin'
To find out now ♪
265
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,128
♪ Yippee i-o-ki-ay ♪
266
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,129
♪ Yee-ha! ♪
267
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,506
♪ Yippee i-o-ki-ay ♪
268
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,423
♪ Yee-hee! ♪
269
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,301
♪ Yee-ha! ♪
270
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:41,803
♪ Ya-ka-ta-ka-ha ♪
271
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,472
♪ I'm an old cowhand ♪
272
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,975
♪ From the Rio Grande ♪
273
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,644
♪ And I learned to ride ♪
274
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:52,730
♪ 'Fore I learned to stand ♪
275
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,400
♪ I'm a ridin' fool
Who is up-to-date ♪
276
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,319
♪ I know every road
In the Lone Star State ♪
277
00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:00,655
♪ 'Cause I rode the range
In a Ford V-8 ♪
278
00:13:00,655 --> 00:13:01,614
♪ Yee-ha! ♪
279
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,949
♪ Yippee i-o-ki-ay ♪
280
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:03,950
♪ Yee-ha! ♪
281
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,201
♪ Yippee i-o-ki-ay ♪
282
00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,160
♪ Yee-ha! ♪
283
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,537
♪ Yippee! ♪
284
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,871
♪ Yippee! ♪
285
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,331
♪ Ya-ka-ta-ka-ha ♪
286
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:15,378
♪ I know all the songs
That the cowboys know ♪
287
00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:20,717
♪ 'Bout that big corral ♪
288
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:27,390
♪ Where the doggies go ♪
289
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:34,439
♪ 'Cause I learned them all
On the radio ♪
290
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,274
♪ Yippee i-o-ki-ay ♪
291
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,275
♪ Yippee! ♪
292
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:38,776
♪ Yippee i-o-ki-ay ♪
293
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:39,861
♪ Yee-ha! ♪
294
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,237
- ♪ Yippee! ♪
- ♪ Ya-ka-ta-ka-ha ♪
295
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,238
- ♪ Yee-ha! ♪
- ♪ Ya-ka-ta-ka-ha ♪
296
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,198
- ♪ Whee! ♪
- ♪ Ya-ka-ta-ka-ha ♪
297
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,867
♪ Yee-ha! ♪
298
00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,493
You know that looked pretty good?
299
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,660
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
300
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,663
Now we do the big,
dramatic part of the show.
301
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,748
Now, Fred, don't forget,
302
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,374
you make an entrance from over there.
303
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,460
Well, who's going to run the camera
if I'm off the scene?
304
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,712
Oh, well, we set that on automatic, see?
305
00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,547
We-we push this button right here
306
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,466
and the camera takes a picture by itself.
307
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:02,884
- I got it.
- Okay, now, Ethel,
308
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:03,968
don't forget where we stopped.
309
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:04,969
Oh, I got it.
310
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,013
All right, here we go. Roll 'em, Fred!
311
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:16,439
How about a game of draw poker, Tex?
312
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,566
Don't mind if I do, Nevada.
313
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:29,494
Cigarette?
314
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,703
Yep.
315
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,373
Hold it!
316
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,710
I didn't cut them cards.
317
00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:22,797
Are you accusin' me of cheatin'?
318
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:26,217
Yep, I'm accusin' you of cheatin'.
319
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,470
Smile when you say that.
320
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:33,975
Yep, I'm accusing you of cheatin'.
321
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:37,019
No man can say that to me.
322
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,063
Smile when you say that.
323
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:42,150
No man can say that to me.
324
00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:48,114
Reach for the ceiling, both of ya!
325
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,449
Drop them guns!
326
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,658
You're under arrest!
327
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,661
You ain't got nothin' on us.
328
00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:57,707
You're the ones that robbed the stage,
you mangy polecats.
329
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,250
How did you find out?
330
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,877
I got wind of it.
331
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:04,172
All right, I am taking you to the clink.
332
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:05,756
Get goin'!
333
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:10,678
Pick it up there!
334
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:15,600
[Lucy] Cut!
335
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,604
Oh, boy, that was good, wasn't it?
336
00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,688
I say so.
337
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,690
I hope that camera didn't run out of film.
338
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,317
Don't worry--
339
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,235
Hey. Film?
340
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,115
Lucy.
341
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,327
Well, that was a good dress rehearsal.
342
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,870
Now I'll put in the film.
343
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:47,757
Lucy?
344
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,008
Oh, the film came!
345
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,218
Why didn't you wait for me?
346
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,719
Who's got time to wait for you?
347
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,387
I got to get this stuff spliced together.
348
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,388
- How's it look?
- Look at this.
349
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,391
Oh, look at Fred in that outfit!
350
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,477
[Lucy] Look at you in those chaps.
351
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,521
Hey, that mustache looks better
on film on you
352
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,813
- than it did really, didn't it?
- Yeah.
353
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,487
- Oh, boy.
- Doesn't that look great?
354
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,863
- Great.
- Ricky!
355
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,616
Um... wh-what are you doing here?
356
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,576
I live here, remember?
357
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,204
Uh, I thought you weren't
coming home to dinner.
358
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,539
I didn't come home for dinner.
359
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,499
I just came over to pick up my guitar.
360
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,750
What are these pictures?
361
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,085
Uh...
362
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,337
I asked, "What are these pictures?"
363
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,548
Would you believe it if I told you
364
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,340
they were taken
by a sidewalk photographer?
365
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,511
No.
366
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,763
No? Well, uh...
367
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,765
I might as well tell you the truth.
368
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:41,060
Um, a talent scout
called us from Hollywood
369
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,061
and-and he came over here
with all of his equipment
370
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:45,064
and-and he took pictures of all of us
371
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,023
while we were, uh... because he...
372
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,984
Go on. Go on.
373
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,737
I can't. I don't even believe it myself.
374
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,448
Well, all right, I'll tell you, Ricky.
375
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,242
We got mad at you
because you wouldn't let us
376
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,661
be in your TV film,
so we made one of our own.
377
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,498
So, you show your film to Mr. Green
and we'll show ours.
378
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,459
Mr. Green is a very busy man.
379
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,628
He will only have time to see one film.
380
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,463
Well, that's very sweet of you, dear,
381
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,715
but when will he see yours?
382
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,592
You know what I mean.
383
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,885
You won't show your film
to anybody tomorrow night.
384
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:15,970
Now, just a minute.
385
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,763
We put a lot of time
and money into this film.
386
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,432
What are we gonna do with it?
387
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:24,729
Well, just show it to each other
while I'm running my boring baby pictures.
388
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,273
Hasta la vista.
389
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:31,359
Well, that's that.
390
00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:32,820
Oh, no, it isn't.
391
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,740
Our picture will be shown
and what's more, Ricky will be showing it.
392
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,116
What are you gonna do, switch reels?
393
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,328
No. I'm gonna cut our picture
into Ricky's.
394
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,830
I'm gonna figure out a way
to use the best parts of both.
395
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,583
Give me Ricky's film in the closet there.
396
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,542
Put this back on here now.
397
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:48,544
Where is it?
398
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,629
Up on the top shelf.
399
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,005
All those reels up there.
400
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:01,557
Lucy, Ricky and Mr. Green
just got out of the cab.
401
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,017
Yeah, well, everything's all ready.
402
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,060
I just finished. Here.
403
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,978
Fred, put this
on the projection machine right away.
404
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,229
- Right.
- Oh, I hope it's all right.
405
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,690
I did it in such a hurry.
Here, pick all this stuff up.
406
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,362
[Ricky] Here you are, Mr. Green.
407
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,529
- Oh, hi!
- Hello.
408
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:16,530
Hello.
409
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,990
Mr. Green, this is my wife, Lucy.
410
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,157
How do you do, Mr. Green?
411
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,159
Very nice to know you.
412
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,869
This is our neighbors, Mr. and Mrs. Mertz.
413
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:22,828
How do you do?
414
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,038
- Hi, Mr. Green.
- How are you?
415
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,830
Uh, Mr. Green is very busy,
416
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:27,667
so he just has time to see the film
417
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,917
and then he has to leave right away.
418
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,670
You know how demanding television is.
419
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,296
Oh, I certainly do, Mr. Green.
420
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,464
That's quite all right.
421
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:36,384
Well, I know that you're looking
for some unusual shows
422
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:40,388
and this film is liable to be
the biggest surprise of the year.
423
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,098
You can say that again.
424
00:19:43,474 --> 00:19:45,101
Well, uh, won't you sit down, Mr. Green?
425
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,352
- Thank you.
- Sit right over there, Mr. Green.
426
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,231
- That's it right over there.
- [Ricky] I'll get everything settled here.
427
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,023
Lucy, would you turn out the light,
please?
428
00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:53,025
Yeah, I will.
429
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,944
[Ricky] Check this back here.
430
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:56,821
Get set.
431
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,365
Okay, here we go!
432
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:12,169
[Ricky] The pastry chef at the club
made that for me.
433
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,467
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
434
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,803
As a change
in your television entertainment,
435
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:24,432
tonight we bring you a program
of Latin American rhythms,
436
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:28,394
starting with the very popular
"Vaya Con Dios."
437
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:07,183
♪ I'm an old cowhand ♪
438
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,685
♪ From the Rio Grande ♪
439
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,354
♪ And my legs ain't bowed ♪
440
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,107
♪ And my teeth ain't capped... ♪
441
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,910
Reach for the ceiling, both of ya!
442
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,623
♪ 'Cause I learned them all ♪
443
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,832
♪ On the radio ♪
444
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,460
♪ Yippee i-o-ki-ay, yippee! ♪
445
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,350
Hold it!
446
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,646
I didn't cut them cards.
447
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,857
Are you accusin' me of cheatin'?
448
00:21:56,857 --> 00:22:00,152
[Ethel] Yep, I'm accusin' you of cheatin'.
449
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,196
[Lucy] Smile when you say that.
450
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,836
There up it pick!
451
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,465
Goin' get!
452
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:25,427
Clink the to you taking am I, right all.
453
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,512
It of wind got I.
454
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,429
Out find you did how?
455
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:31,308
Polecats mangy you, stage the
robbed that ones the you're.
456
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,935
Us on nothin' got ain't you.
457
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,021
Arrest under you're!
458
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,065
Guns them drop!
459
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:40,025
Ya of both, ceiling the for reach!
460
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:46,824
Me to that say can man no.
461
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,909
[Ethel] That say you when smile.
462
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:51,954
[Lucy] Me to that say can man no.
463
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:56,625
[Ethel] Cheatin' of me accusin' you are?
464
00:22:56,625 --> 00:22:58,919
Cards them cut didn't I.
465
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,298
It hold!
466
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,530
♪ I'm an old cowhand ♪
467
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,324
♪ From the Rio Grande ♪
468
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,825
♪ And I learned to ride ♪
469
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:32,036
♪ 'Fore I learned to stand ♪
470
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:33,871
♪ I'm a ridin' fool
Who is up-to-date ♪
471
00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:35,873
♪ I know every road
In the Lone Star State ♪
472
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,708
♪ 'Cause I rode the range
In a Ford V-8 ♪
473
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,376
- ♪ Yee-ha! ♪
- ♪ Yippee i-o-ki-ay ♪
474
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:40,794
- ♪ Yee-ha! ♪
- ♪ Yippee i-o-ki-ay ♪
475
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:42,212
- ♪ Yee-ha! ♪
- ♪ Yippee! ♪
476
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,006
- ♪ Yippee! ♪
- ♪ Ya-ka-ta-ka-ha ♪
477
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:47,217
[Ricky] This is a Ricky Ricardo production.
478
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:48,886
[Fred] I got wind of it.
479
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,446
Well, well.
480
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:11,909
Mr. Green,
I-I-I just don't know what to say.
481
00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,160
Don't say anything.
482
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,162
Just let me have it. It's terrific.
483
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,414
What?
484
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,084
The funniest thing I've ever seen.
485
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:21,502
Such imagination.
486
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:24,046
Most people would make
a straight dull musical show,
487
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,799
but you added all those
delightful touches of comedy.
488
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:28,884
You liked it, huh?
489
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,261
Oh, Mrs. Ricardo, you were wonderful!
490
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,805
And the, and the Mertzes were just great.
491
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,181
Oh, thank you, thank you!
492
00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:35,474
Thank you very much.
493
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,185
Mrs. Ricardo, you're married to a genius.
494
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,145
Oh. Yes, I know.
495
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,690
How did you ever think of it, dear?
496
00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:45,693
I don't know.
497
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:47,528
Just came to me.
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