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Listen, Benson, we need to talk.
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We are talking!
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Ooh! Want to hear
how many push-ups
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I did at training today?
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No, we need to really talk.
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Oh. Okay.
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This... this isn't
working for me anymore.
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Benson, you're a great guy,
but, I have no idea
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when you're coming back,
or... or if you're coming back.
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Sure, sure.
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You know, statistically,
the further away
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two mates are from each other,
the less likely it is
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that their relationship
will last.
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I've done the calculations,
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and our odds are only 1.35%.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm... I'm sorry, Benson.
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It's not you, it's just math.
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I think we should
just be friends.
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I get it. I was sent
millions of miles into space
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against my will,
you're back on Earth.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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I totally understand.
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I am go-o-od.
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Pa-a-a-m!
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Why?!
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No-o-o-o.
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Okay, okay, okay.
My turn.
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Hmm? Hmm-hmm?
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Would you rather
have spaghetti for fingers
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or have spiders
crawl out of your mouth
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every time you yawn?
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Hmm.
That's a good one.
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If I eat my spaghetti fingers,
do they grow back?
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Yeah, but they're
whole wheat pasta.
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Aw! Sick dude!
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Well in that case,
I got to go with...
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Uh...
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Mm...
Uh-oh.
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Um, hey, buddy.
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Everything okay, man?
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No. Pam dumped me.
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I've been eating
all these wings,
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but they're not
making me feel any better.
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Hey, wait, didn't you and Pam
eat wings on your first date?
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Oh, no!
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That's why they're not working!
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They're just making me
think about Pam!
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Whoa, whoa!
Forget about wings!
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Yeah, these space wings
are whack anyways.
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We know what'll
make you feel better.
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What?
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Um...
Um...
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Frrrri...
Frrrrii...
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Fries!
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Fries?
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Crispy, delicious fries.
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I'm talking curly!
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Criss-cut!
Wedge-cut.
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Crinkle-cut!!
Shoe-string!
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Artisanal salt, yo!
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Yeah! Fries will fill
the void in my soul!
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Whew! We really dodged
a bullet on that one.
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Where can I find fries?
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Wedge-cut, criss-cut,
crinkle-cut, wedge-cut,
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criss-cut, crinkle-cut,
shoe-strings.
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I think I'm starting
to feel better alread...
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Oh, my gosh!
It was a hit and run!
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That ice cream truck guy
just took off!
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Are you okay?
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Huh? Where am I?
Who are you?
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I'm Roxy,
and you're in my fry truck.
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Great! I'm Benson.
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Can I get an order of fries?
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I'm sorry, but we sold out
in, like, 10 minutes.
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Got to kick you out.
I'm about to go on a supply run.
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Ugh, typical.
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The saddest day of my life,
then I get hit by a truck,
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and now I can't even get fries.
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Why did I think fries
could make me happy again?
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This was dumb.
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Sorry to bother you, Roxy.
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Or if you want to tag along
with me on my supply run,
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I can make you
a fresh batch when I'm done.
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Really?
You'd do that for me?
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My fries are the best
in the galaxy, Benson.
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We're gonna turn
that frown upside down.
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Wait, are you smiling?
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Yep. "Roxy's Fries..."
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Guaranteed to put
a smile on your face!"
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All right.
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So, we're just going for a quick
grocery store run or something?
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Not if you want the good stuff.
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This is the potato planet mine.
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For the good stuff,
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we got it go way down there
to the bottom.
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You sure we can't just
go to the grocery store?
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Hey, there's a reason my fries
are the best in the galaxy.
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Come on!
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Ow! That kind of hurt.
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So, what do we do now?
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Now we dig.
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You're the boss.
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Whew! This is
actually kind of fun!
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I think I see a smile coming on.
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Oh, no! Potato bugs!
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Run!
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Aaaaaaah!
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I just
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want
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some fries!
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I'm trying to
get through a rough day,
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and I don't have time
for this right now!
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Benson! Help me!
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Aah!
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Roxy! Are you okay?
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I...I think so.
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Good. We better
get out of here.
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I can't believe you did that.
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Okay, we got potato.
What's next?
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Um, right!
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Uh, we need oil.
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Okay.
Barrel's in place.
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Great. I'll open the valve.
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Oh, here. I'll get that.
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Thanks!
I guess chivalry isn't dead.
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So, if you want to talk about
your bad day, you can.
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I can offer
a shoulder to cry on.
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I mean... Well,
not literally, but...
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Uh, thanks.
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I guess it's just hard
being single and in space.
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I'm single and in space, too!
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So, um, do you have any hobbies?
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Well, I used to be
a drummer in a rock band.
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Oh. A rock band?
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Oh, yeah, back in the day,
I was all,
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"Two-three-four...
doon-doon-dat, doon-doon-dat!"
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Bubba-dubba-dubba-dubba,
doon-doon-dat!
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Doon-doon-dat, pshhh!
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Huh?
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Benson, you goo... oof?
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Mm. Oh, yeah.
That's better.
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Whew!
So, where to next?
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Uh, we got to cut the potatoes.
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Roxy? Hey, Roxy?
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Earth to Roxy!
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Everything okay?
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Oh! Uh...
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Sorry! I, ah... I um,
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I've got to go
make a phone call.
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Excuse me!
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Come on, come on...
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Roxy! Hey, girl!
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Crystal!
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Listen,
I... I need some advice.
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Ooh, I know what that means.
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You have a crush.
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Oh, well, yeah.
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Is he cut?
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How many karats is he?
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Well, that's the thing.
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He's, uh... Oh, boy...
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He's an organic.
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Get out! An organic?
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The ultimate taboo.
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I don't know if he's into me.
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I-I always mess
this kind of thing up.
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Roxy, quit worrying so much.
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You're a stone-cold rox!
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Stop being such a pebble
and be boulder.
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Flirt with him a bit.
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Take him to the most romantic
place in the universe.
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You got this, girl!
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Uhh, I got to roll, Rox.
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It's like a quarry out here.
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Crystal,
you are a gem. Thanks!
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Hey, Slater, wait up!
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Oh, hey.
Sorry about that.
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Wow, you cut those fast.
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You know, you're
pretty good at this.
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Yeah? Are you hiring?
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Yeah!
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Maybe we should
go into business together.
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What do you say?
You want to be be my sous-chef?
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Oh, my gosh!
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Are you okay?
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Whoa, this place
is awesome, Roxy.
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Oh, yeah!
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I must have forgot
this was here.
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It's amazing.
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Roxy...
Mm-hmm?
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This day started off being one
of the worst days of my life,
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but you made it into
one of the best.
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Thanks for making it special.
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Things aren't so bad after all.
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So, we're on the same page then?
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Uh, sure?
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Hmm?
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Uh...
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Oh, ow!
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What was that?
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"What was that?"
I can't believe you!
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I kiss you
and all you say is "Ow"?
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Wait, you did what now?
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I have to go.
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Roxy, wait!
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Please stop!
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Roxy!
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Roxy!
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♪
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Roxy!
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Aaah!
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It's all right.
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That's what insurance is for.
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Come on, Roxy. Where are you?
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Roxy!
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Roxy, wait!
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Who-o-o-o-a-a-a-a!
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Aaah!
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Benson!
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As long as we keep it under
light-speed, that should hold.
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Look, Roxy, about earlier,
I'm really sorry.
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It's okay. I get it.
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No, I just want you
to know it's not about you.
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You're a really cool girl,
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and, honestly,
I think you're great but...
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See, the whole reason
I wanted fries
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was to try to
feel better because...
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because my girlfriend
dumped me this morning.
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Oh, Benson.
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It's not the first time
I've been dumped...
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or the second...
or the third.
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It's happened a lot.
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I mean, Dumptown is a place,
and I've been there Roxy.
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It still hurts and, well,
I'm kind of a mess right now.
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I hope you understand.
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Yeah.
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Hey, you know what we need?
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French fries.
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♪
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Oh, we forgot the salt.
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No, we didn't.
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My secret ingredient...
butt salt.
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Oh, wow.
Those are great fries!
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Feel better?
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I do.
Me too.
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Mmm.
This is so good!
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Oh, here comes the best part!
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Hey, Roxy, are you smiling?
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