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So, in conclusion, Rawls says
we're all due for some R&R,
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so you guys
have this afternoon off.
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Awesome!
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Hyuh! Hyuh!
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Why are you still here?
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Where else would we go?
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Yeah, the coffee shop's
back on Earth,
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so we don't have anywhere
to hang out.
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Well, this is where
I'm hanging out.
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You guys go somewhere else.
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And stay out of trouble!
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I guess we have been hanging out
in the barracks too much.
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Yeah.
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Whoa!
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It's like a city in here.
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Let's check this place out!
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Whoa. Whoa.
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Customers?! Aah! Aah!
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Welcome to the Chow Mein
and Don't Touch Anything Store.
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You may either buy chow mein,
or don't touch anything!
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Do you have credits?
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Feel free to look around and
buy things with your credits.
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But don't touch anything!
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Did I just hear you
touch something?!
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Uh, nope! Just dropping credits
on the floor!
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Better be credits.
Customers coming in
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and touching things
but don't buy anything.
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They drop
their credits on the ground,
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then it's my ground, my credits.
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An arcade?
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"Chess TV."
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Dunst Opening.
Knight to C3.
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Not a common opening.
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Oh!
Aah!
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Ew, a brain? Gross!
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Why are you in this case?
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Why am I in this cage?
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Well, there I was,
a poor country brain
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picking up groceries
for my brain family.
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As I reached for
the brain baby formula,
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that guy jumped out of nowhere
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and trapped me
in this miniature steel prison!
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Wow, why'd he do that?
I don't know.
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Probably because he just doesn't
like big, floaty brains!
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Well, that's not very fair.
I know!
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And now all I have to keep me
company are my chess shows.
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I just want to see my wife
and kids again.
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Is that so wrong?
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No, it isn't.
Well, tell you what.
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There's a key on that wall.
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You could unlock
this soul-sucking enclosure,
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and I could be free
to travel as I please.
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I don't know.
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I've dealt with a lot of
disembodied stuff before.
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You sure you're not crazy?
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I assure you, I'm not crazy.
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This situation is crazy.
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Now, why don't you
go get that key
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so I can stretch my stem
a little?
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Okay...
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Yeah!
Aah!
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Fooled ya!
I'm not a country brain.
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I'm an evil brain,
and I'm not married.
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I'm not even dating anybody
right now.
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Yeah!
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Hmm.
This is actually pretty go...
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Aah!
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Aaaaaaah!
What have you done?!
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He said he wasn't crazy.
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That brain led a crime wave that
nearly ruined this quadrant!
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You must stop him!
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Well, why was he locked up
in a birdcage
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and not
a maximum-security prison?
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You ever imprisoned
an evil brain before?
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Uh, nope.
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Well, then back off, man.
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Just get him, all right?
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Gimme a boost!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Cornered, eh?
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Looks like somebody isn't
as smart as he thought he was.
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Stay away, man.
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Whoa, whoa!
He's got a stick!
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Where am I gonna
swing this stick?
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I'm unpredictable, man!
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Aah!
Not in the face!
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Aah!
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My shin!
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I wasn't expecting that!
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You guys are so dumb!
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That's why
you'll never catch me.
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Ugh. Why is everything in space
so gross?
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Come on, dude.
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He's got to be here somewhere.
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There he is!
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So long, flesh bags!
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Always one step ahead.
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How are we gonna
catch up to him?
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I've got an idea.
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Hey. Could we...
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Yeah, yeah.
Come in.
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You're making me miss it.
Huh? Huh?
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Check this guy out!
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He yells at these kids
every time he walks by.
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Dude just doesn't get it.
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Hey. Have you seen a crazy
brain anywhere? Nah.
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I mostly just watch that angry
guy or one of my other shows.
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Feel free to take a look.
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We got that awkward first date,
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that happy big-headed man who
sleeps, and whatever this is.
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It's the brain!
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He's headed for our dome!
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Good luck tall guy
and short guy!
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I hope you can make it back
to Channel 47!
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The cart!
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Sorry!
Official space tree business!
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Sorry!
Official space tree business!
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What do we do, man?
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We're gonna get in
so much trouble.
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No, dude.
We'll be fine.
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We'll capture this brain
and fix this mess
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before anyone finds out.
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What's going on?
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Top-notch push-ups there,
Cadet.
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Huh?
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Whose dome is that, Cadet?
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Uh, the park, sir.
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Code red!
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We got to get up there!
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Dude, it's Benson!
Hello?
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Why is the park blasting off
into space?
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I know you two have something
to do with this.
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Oh, so because
the park is missing,
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we had something to do with it?
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Why has your dome taken off
without clearance?!
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I don't know. I was just trying
to eat my Tuscan chicken salad.
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You don't know what's going on
in your own park?
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That is unacceptable!
Drop and give me 50!
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Mordecai and Rigby, I have footage
of you driving into your dome.
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Rigby set this evil brain loose
from this creepy old guy,
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and now it's flying the dome
into space.
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What?! Why am I not surprised?
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Old guy.
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Someone get me Keith
on the line!
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Hello?
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Why are we having another
brain incident, Keith?
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You said you had this
under control.
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It's not my fault.
I put him in a birdcage.
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These two guys came into my
shop, all touching everything.
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They released the brain.
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That was
a dang-good birdcage.
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Your guys messed up, Benson!
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Space tree protocol dictates we
have to shoot rogue domes down!
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What?!
Wait.
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Please, just give us a chance
to catch him!
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Yeah. Keith,
how did you catch him?
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I beat him at chess,
but that was a long time ago.
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He's too good now.
You cannot beat him.
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Colonel, I have a plan.
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Can you give us more time?
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You have 10 minutes before
the dome's getting blasted.
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What's your plan?
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I'm gonna need a chess board
and a big salad.
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I'm hungry.
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Hey, Brain.
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Wait, wait, wait!
Stop! Don't shoot!
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If you shoot us with that gun,
everyone will know
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you couldn't outsmart us
with your wits.
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Ha! Beating you with my wits
would be 1 million times easier
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than pulling this trigger.
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What do you propose?
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How about a game of chess?
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Chess? Chess?
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You've got no chance.
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If you're so sure,
then let's play.
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Winner gets the dome,
loser leaves the dome.
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And get sucked into
the vacuum of space?
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Uh, yeah, I guess so.
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Then I accept.
Let's play.
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Did you know there are only 20
possible first moves in chess?
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Pretty crazy, huh?
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I choose pawn to E4.
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Are you ready for the fast-paced
actin of a king pawn opening?
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What will you choose?
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That one? Ha!
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Ahh. Pawn to E5.
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Pathetic.
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Prepare to light this dome up.
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Arming the park-seeking
missiles.
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Did you know that your skin
is your largest organ?
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Mine's my brain.
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Your epidermis,
or as I like to call it,
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your epi-dumbness,
it won't help you in chess.
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Queen to H5.
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Horse to this square.
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You calling it a horse
makes me want to vomit.
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Huh?
199
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Sir, we're getting out of
weapons range. What do we do?
200
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Then we have no choice.
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Fire.
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Bishop to C4.
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You're probably asking yourself,
"What is a bishop?"
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Pleas tell me,
because I'm so ignorant.
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Or perhaps you're thinking...
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Because your brain is so small
that the only thing
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it could think of
is the sound of a small breeze.
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Are you ready for me
to blow your mind?
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Queen takes F7.
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00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:17,500
Checkmate!
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
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00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,740
I can't believe you fell
for Scholars Mate.
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00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:25,740
It's the oldest trick
in the book!
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00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:27,810
Huh?
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00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:29,510
Hey! What?
Got him!
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00:10:29,510 --> 00:10:30,710
Rawls, we got him!
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Mordecai and Rigby,
you ignorant geniuses!
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Hoo-ahh!
219
00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,320
Aah!
220
00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:41,590
Let me out of here!
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Ew! So gross!
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Pass me the chess board.
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Stop. Let me go.
224
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Wait! Stop!
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No!
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You haven't seen the last of me!
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I'll get you for this,
Mordecai and Rigby!
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I really feel like
getting chow mein.
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