All language subtitles for Besstydniki 107 Rus

JINGLE

-I'll tell you what happened before.
I was so wasted,

and then I don't remember anything else.

-You fucked up my whole store!

Vitebsk cheese, 2 sticks of sausage,
10 kilos of salt.

-To put it on my account.

-If even one box of matches
you'll go back to Gomel.

-Goshie, tell him we're looking at
100 grand.

-Why the fuck did you take
money, huh?

-Э! Come here!

ENGINES ROAR

THE BEAST'S ROAR

GROWTH

RHYTHMIC MUSIC

-Well, I'm gonna shove that money
I'm gonna shove it up your ass!

RHYTHMIC MUSIC

BULK OF WATER

-How do you treat a veteran?
-What kind of veteran are you?

-Truda.

BULK OF WATER

-Where's our money?

-125,000.

-It was less yesterday.

-You're on the meter, Gruzdev!

You won't give it to me tomorrow.

I will make a suitcase out of your ass
I'm gonna make a suitcase out of your ass.

BULK OF WATER

RHYTHMIC MUSIC

-who wants croissants? They're still hot.

-When are the cakes coming?

Or at least brownies?

-When I get a job at the candy factory
in a candy factory.

-How was work?

-two cuts, three burns, but overall.
nothing.

-I've got a surprise for you.

-Yeah?
-Yes, there's a clogged toilet on the second floor.

-Geez, what, again?
Isn't there anyone else to do this?

-Well, I'm sorry, honey, you're the one
...you're the one who's got to clean it up.

-I got a room at the Plaza.

-Fine. You're gonna tell me what it was like
what it was like.

-What did you have cancelled?
-Physics and Chemistry.

-We canceled the rest for ourselves.
-How about a movie, then?

-No, I can't. I have to go to work.

-For another jacket?
-That was Lesya who gave you the jacket?

-Yeah.
-Damn, I'd take your Lesa for that, too.

I'd fuck your jacket.
-Don't, I'll take care of it myself.

-Oh-oh-oh-oh.
-You guys!

Give me your cell phone.

One call, literally.
Stuck up your ass here.

The merchandise is spoiling.

-Yeah, we'd love to, but we don't have
we don't have any phones.

My father says we have to earn our own money
to earn our own money.

-Shit.
-But there's a station nearby.

There's a pay phone you can use
to make a phone call.

-And how far to your station?
-Yeah, 10 to 15 minutes.

-So I'll pay you 200 rubles
no one goes near the van.

-Oh, thank you very much.

-You'll get it on the way back.

-Will do.

-Don't worry!

-Waffle man!

-Drone, at the arrow near the pool hall.
Get over there as fast as you can. Bring the crowbar.

BULK OF WATER

-Katya, it's cool, the room is just...
awesome. And the toilet works.

What do you think, Katya?

-that everything is in your hands.

-All right, the hell with you, let's make it a hundred.

But that's my last word.
-two thousand.

-No, no, no, you what? What the fuck
$2,000? Look, there's even an engraving.

Wo. Gold. Read.

-Dear Maria Nikolayevna from her colleagues
from the FSB."

-А?

All right, fine. Let's make it 90 for you.

-Take your thingy and get out
out of here!

-That's it, that's it, what are you doing?

-All right, you don't know me, I haven't
I haven't seen you. My regards to Maria Nikolayevna.

-That's how she died.

-You tell her all her colleagues are dead.
Get out!

Get out!
-All right, all right! Two grand.

You won't be able to buy it anywhere else.
You'll wish you'd never taken it.

It's a rarity, you idiot! It's an antique.

Nigger scum.

-Holy shit!

What are you waiting for? Come on!

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-Now the boss is coming, and it's going to be bad for everyone...
...and it's going to be bad for everyone!

-Anybody home?

CHEERFUL TUNE

GROWTH

CHEERFUL TUNE

-Gruzdev, get out!

-Geez, Seva, all I wanted to do was
to say hello,

and you're waving a stick around.

I hope pigeons shit in your jar!

-Well, I wonder how we're gonna get it all in here
into this?

-We'll take some back to the cafe.

We got a freezer in there--
half a Mamonov in there.

-Certainly.

-Do you have something to cut it with? -Yes, I do.
-There is.

-Maybe someone has a chainsaw?
-I think I saw a saw at the Rubtsovs'.

-Oh, and Sanyok owes me one.

-Jutz, run over to the Rubtsovs'
for a chainsaw.

CRUST

-Get your money or I'll shoot you.

-Gosha, Jesus, go home,
Don't embarrass yourself.

-I'm not Gosha, give me the money, I'm not Gosha.
-Calm down.

-15 minutes to the station, an hour?
Fuck you, not the money.

Motherfuckers! Sons of bitches!

I'll tear it up!

-So, who's got the chainsaw?

-Fil, calm down.

-How about a break?

-I'm packing meat, not carrying bricks.

-Kat, it's coming up again.

-What?

-What should be in the toilet.

-Damn it, I thought I cleaned it all up.

CRUST

CHAINSAW BUZZ

-Yeah, man.

CRUST

-Well, I'm sorry, it's not every day
I clean shit in toilets every day.

-That's not what I'm talking about. If you were a man.
What are you mumbling about? Let's go.

to the hotel, please.
-How do you ask?

-That's the thing about asking
you don't have to ask. Just give her what she needs.

CRUST

-Look what fell out of the truck.

Did something happen?

Jeanne again?

What did she take?
Let me run out and get it.

Bitch.

-We shouldn't have opened this shop.
We should have stayed in Gomel.

Now Stepan will kill me.

-It won't.

-Yura, where are you going?

-I'll pay it all back.

-Do you have charcoal for the grill?
-In the corner.

-Ketchup kebab?
-Now.

Alone?

-Katya, thank you, you're really
you're really helping me out. I have a marathon today.

is coming up, so I'm afraid
I won't be here till morning.

-It's your first time, isn't it?
Pick it up in the morning.

-When I get here, I'll come straight to you.
-Okay.

-Your girlfriend?
-Yeah, a hooker.

-Really?
-That's right. -That's the night she's gorgeous.

Snezhana, and in the morning just my neighbor Valya.
-Katya, we wanted to go out of town, to a hotel.

How do we do it now?
-Now we can't. That's his mommy.

is going to go to a fancy hotel, and we're
have to stay home, don't we, baby?

A CALL TO THE DOOR

-Marinka's gone.
-Stay away from Lesia.

-Yeah.
-You touch her again, I'm gonna...

-Are you out of your fucking mind?

-I warned you. You what?
What, calm down! What, calm down.

Are you crazy or something?

BATTLE ROOM

Put down the screwdriver.

Throw it away!

-Get out, you bastard!

Go away!
Asshole, you bastard! Bitch!

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-I asked you to take the baby for a walk,
not hand him over to Ella.

-You've had it handed to you just the same.

His mother won't even know
that he wasn't with us.

-My darling, come here.
Of course, I can sit with Sviatik.

He can live in my room for as long
as long as he wants. And then our Julie will come out

she's getting married, she's going away, and Gosha and I
raise Svyatik.

-It's actually for one day.
His mom's coming tomorrow.

-Ah, well, one on one.

-Now the important thing is that Ella doesn't give him
without at least giving him a bath in chlorine.

-Come on, she's perfectly normal.

-Come here.

Oh, now, just a second.

Here we go. All right, let's start with a swim.

THE BABY CRIED

-was thrilled, by the way.
So we can go to the hotel in peace.

-What do we do with the little ones?
Shall we dump them off to Ella, too?

-Look, they're old enough
to stay one night

without you. I mean, you go to work
at night, leaving them behind?

It's no big deal.

-You know, it's one thing to have a job. А
it's another thing to get laid in a hotel.

-Either way, I'm your man,
I'm telling you, tonight you're going

to the hotel with me, okay?

-What the hell is that thing?
-It's our new barbecue.

-You people, can you survive one night
without Katya?

-Without Katya?
-Yeah.

-No problem.
-Э!

Phil, I'm begging you, just take
that burner away from him.

-I'll be here in two hours.

-Grab the meat right away.
-Yeah.

-You take the meat, too.

-Go ahead. Mine will be here soon.

DOOR SLAMS

-Jeanne! Eat up!

I'm gonna piss myself! Fucking lanyard!

RHYTHMIC MUSIC

Jeanne!

-Well?

-He's fucking your daughter right here
in the house?

-It's better that he fucks her in the street,
or what?

-Where's Marinka, by the way?

-Must have gone to the store.

-Now you and I are going to wipe your hair,
and I'll play you the piano. Here.

You have a name like Richter.
Sviatoslav. Did you enjoy your bath?

No? You're my bunny.

May I?

I'll be quiet.

-You can't.

-How delicate!

EASY MUSIC

LAUGHTER

-No, you can't.

-My sweetie.

-Give it to your sheep.

Go ahead. You talk to .
to anyone, I'll take your kidneys, you hear me?

RHYTHMIC MUSIC

-Hello, Grandma.

RHYTHMIC MUSIC

-How about selling me a kidney?

-who needs it, with all that mileage,
like yours?

-Listen, come on, take me out.

I don't know, in the trunk, there,
out of town, I'll take it from here.

-Listen, the trunking thing-- it's
to Dan, okay?

-You were found in this hole,
they'll find you in the next.

There's only one way out for you.
is death.

But you'll be free, like me.

What, you think I've always been like this?
No shit.

I had a family, kids.

I came home one day drunk
and fell asleep with a cigarette.

All burned.
With the house, with the documents.

I was presumed dead,
and I survived.

And that's how I got
a new life.

-Well, you haven't stopped drinking.

-Drinking, no. But smoking, yes.

-No, that's it.

-No, you don't.

-Don't even think about it, Gosha. If I see you
with a cigarette outside the house, I'll kill you.

-What are you doing, Drone?

-Goudron.

-I think I know what to do.

-What have we here? А? Let's have a look.

Oh, what do we have here! Look at this!

What do you want? The babe or the slut?
-I don't want either one.

-She must be a slut.
She looks like your mom, too.

-It doesn't look like it.
-So, what have we got here?

And look, on this stove, my daughter
made her first porridge.

Yeah. And this...

LYRICAL MUSIC

Look, it's Julie, it's me.

LYRICAL MUSIC

-Ta-dam!

-Well, finally. Congratulations!

-No one will be able to say...
you're a stranger.

I am now
a citizen of the Russian Federation.

-Come on. Hide it, or you'll lose it.

-What the hell is this shit?
-It's a kebab.

-And you said there was plenty of meat.

I'm definitely gonna have to go to the store
for food.

-I just hope they don't burn the house down.

-We've decided to take a child
from an orphanage.

-you're pretty regular
trying to make yours.

The whole street knows.
-Tuck.

-I'm serious.
-It's just for the weekend.

I convinced Drone that as long as we

We don't do our own, we'll do someone else's.
That's what they pay us for.

-I thought they were paying
for custody.

-No, it's some kind of orphanage.

for the particularly difficult children. They have
a sponsor who's willing to pay for...

Ah, here. To the socialization
of the students.

That's what they call it.
-What's the price?

-Two grand a weekend.
-See they don't have special kids.

Our Vitya, for five...
no one would have survived.

I'm so tired of this.

-Oh, don't worry about it, just go,
where Dan wants you to go.

-And you don't think I want
to soak in a hot tub myself?

Oh, I want to, but I can't leave
the house and the kids.

-Don't be stupid. You can do anything.

Nothing's gonna happen here without you.
-Yeah.

-Go ahead, relax.
-Yeah.

-No cooking, no laundry, no screaming
kids. There's a big

a bed where you can spend the whole night
to have sex on.

-That's it, it's done.
Yummy.

Svyatik, do you like cookies?

Where are you? Holy!

Oh, you're playing
to play hide-and-seek with me? Well, go ahead.

Svyatik.

INTRIGUING MUSIC

RHYTHMIC MUSIC

No, Svat, baby, come back!
You can't go in there!

FAST-PACED MUSIC
SIRENA

WHEEZE

LAUGHTER

-Good afternoon.
-Good afternoon.

-Best number especially...
-for our guest.

-Yeah, sure.
-Thank you.

For our guest?

LAUGHTER

-Sweetie, hurry, go to Aunt Ella!
Come back here!

STREET NOISE

-You can't see the house from here, I already checked.

-Yeah? -Yeah, Vityok probably
burned it down in the first place.

-Well, then there's nothing to worry about.

-Thank you.
-You want something to eat?

-Yeah. -Let's just order something

simpler, like, I don't know, some, uh.
pizza or something, like a sandwich or something.

Cause I don't really like oysters with unpronounceable names
I don't really like oysters.

-Oop!

-Ah, it's shawarma!
-sounds like an orgasm.

-So, the faint of heart, please turn away.

Now it's all gonna ooze out
and spill out all over the place.

-Well, I'll get over it somehow.
-Yeah? -Look!

I warned you.
Tasty.

LAUGHTER

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-I have to. I have to. I can do it.

FAST-PACED MUSIC

BEEPING

I have to.

FAST-PACED MUSIC

That's it. It's okay. It's okay.
You're safe.

I did it. I did it.

I did it. I did it.

-Hey, Dad. How's it going?
-I've been better.

I need your help.
-There's no money.

-I can give you 50 rubles.
-No, no, I didn't come for money.

Tell me, which one of you has seen me in a coffin
in a coffin?

Great.
You have a real chance.

I need to arrange my funeral.

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-It's strange, but Gosha is right.
Until he dies,

the gangbangers won't let go of him.

-Why go to the cemetery?
-They won't rest until they see

underneath a solid
four feet of earth.

-You know what? Without a death certificate.
they can't bury you.

-Where are we going to bury him?
In the front garden?

-Well, well, well. Ella said
she had a place in the cemetery.

-Well, I'll find out.

Except without a certificate.
it still won't work.

-Okay. If I have a Russian passport.
...I've been messing around with it,

there won't be a problem with the paperwork.

In the meantime.
the coffin and the wreaths.

-Good, good.

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-Hello, Auntie Tanya. And I brought some bones
for your dogs.

-No jackets, no pillows.

-No, I'm getting a suit.
I need a man's suit, black.

-Well, go look over there.
Those things haven't been picked up yet.

-Tuck.

Can I have this one?

You're welcome. I'll bring it back tomorrow.
You have my word.

-Who are you taking it for?
-For my dad.

-No, it's not.

After that, no amount of dry cleaning
is not going to help. It just burns.

-And I wanted to bring you some meat.

Beef tenderloin for four kilos
and a pork neck for three.

This shish kebab is the bomb.
-You go.

-Thank you, Auntie Tanya.

-That's our Julenka here.

Are you gonna eat?
-No.

-Let me introduce you. This is Svyatik,
son of the prostitute Snezhana.

He's staying with us tonight.
-That's cool.

-What porridge! Oh, what a yummy treat!

-So, I don't think anyone's here.
-Yeah.

-Listen, did you really decide to take

a kid from an orphanage?
-Yeah. -Why?

-This way, I guess.
You know, it's kind of creepy.

You said it yourself,
there's some really dangerous kids out there.

-that's why they need
a good example.

-Here you go.

-Open that door.
-Yeah.

Oh, there's a coffin in here.
-Good.

-What time is it?
-Twelve o'clock.

-Have you been watching TV the whole time
without sound the whole time?

-I didn't want to wake you up.

-I've never slept on such
soft bed.

-You talk in your sleep, by the way.

-Yeah? -What did I say?

-Well, you said it was
a great idea with the hotel there.

That you're grateful to me,
that I'm your ideal.

-Did she say anything else?

-Something about
about my enormous dick.

LAUGHTER
It's true!

HOHOT

-That's it. Gotta wash my dirty thoughts away.
I'm taking a shower.

Why, am I going alone?

LYRICAL MUSIC

ROMANTIC MUSIC

CITY NOISE

-Galka! Galka! Galya!

Galya, what pills should I take?
-What pills?

-What happened?
-What do you want to take?

They're all colorful here.

-What kind? What do you want?

-Gosh needs to be put down.

-God, it's only blue.

The others won't take it.
Take a bigger one, just to be sure.

-Will he wake up later?
-Do I have to?

-Get up quick. We've got
a goddamn funeral ready.

I need your help.

-What have we got?

-Bye, baby. Don't forget Aunt Ella.

-Thank you.
This is so embarrassing.

Valya asked me to,
she even left the money.

-What are you talking about? -God forbid. What money?
He's such a miracle.

He's a pleasure to sit with. We
singing and playing with him. Right, baby?

-Thank you, Ella. Goodbye.
-Well, we'll be on our way, then.

-This is his stuff.
-Thank you.

-Katya, is there any other time
with him again?

-Well, I'm not his mom, but I don't think
she won't mind.

-No, she won't agree to leave him with me
to leave him with me, you know.

But if she leaves it with you and you
have somewhere to go,

please count on me.
-Okay. Thank you so much again.

Goodbye.
-Goodbye.

-Where's Gosha?

Where's that nasty bastard?

-It's either good or bad for the dead,
or nothing.

-What?
-Nothing. He's gone. He died yesterday.

-What are you telling me?
He was riding a goat in here yesterday.

-Look for yourself, they're taking him to the cemetery
the cemetery. He will be taken to the cemetery.

-Bitch!

-So let's remember Gosha, shall we?
-Sleep.

-It's flying somewhere far away.

Oh, there's Valya!

-Wow!

-Would you like me to ask for a discount for you?

-I just didn't recognize her. She didn't look the same
she didn't look the same this morning.

-Lapulet, come to Mommy!
Come on, come on.

Thank you, Katya, for sitting down.
He wasn't naughty?

-No, no! -He's an angel.
-Katyusha, my condolences.

If there's any money, any help
you need, come to me.

I'll always help.

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-Chris, take the frame over there.
Vitek, get the wreaths. Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.
-Careful.

-That's right, guys, and let's remember,
that we're all very sad.

And if anyone sheds a tear,
you're gonna be the prettiest guys in the world.

-Chris, what happened?

-Daddy's being chased by bandits.

We decided to make it look like he was dead
so they'd leave him alone.

Your black dress is on your bed.
Go put it on.

Drone called, they're on their way here now.
-Chris, was the tie with the suit?

-I don't know.

-Meat -under the shirt.

-Turn around.
-They're cold, I'll get sick.

-The body should be cold.

-Give me some more of your blue
more of your blue pills.

-That's enough of you! Or this funeral
is going to be real.

-Well, at least half a pill.

-Gosh, get in the coffin,
before you really pass out.

-At least half a pill.

-I don't understand at all,
why are we helping you?

-We have to take care of each other.
I'm your father.

-Don't forget that next time
when you take money from gangsters.

-It's all for you. It's all for you.

I wanted you to learn, I wanted you
to grow up to be human beings,

because children are everything to me.
Children are the most beautiful thing there is.

Vitya, I remember when the doctor gave you to me
in my arms when you were first born.

He was so small!
-Shut up already!

Vityok was born on a train
Moscow-Yekaterinburg,

while you were here drinking, bitch.

-I cut the umbilical cord myself.
-Help me.

-Silence, silence, silence. Go away!

Get him up.

Come on. A little higher.

-So, get some more meat.

-Correct.

PLACE

-You have our condolences.

-Yeah, we still can't believe
he's dead.

PLACE

-Well, how did that happen?

-Suicide.

PLACE

-Get up, you bastard!
I know you're alive!

-What are you doing, you bastards?

-Kachan, are you crazy?! Come here!

That's it, that's it, that's it. He's dead. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Excuse him.

-We don't need your apologies.

Leave our family, we're in mourning.

-Baby, we're not leaving until after the funeral.
after the funeral.

CAR HORN

PLACE

-Fucking hell, that's our car!

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-So, how are we gonna bury him?
-It's all worked out.

-Tadam!

-Get him out.
-Come on, come on.

-Come on, come on!
-Hurry up!

CAR HORN

-What the hell kind of neighborhood is this?!

-They're coming, hurry! Faster!

-Hurry up, hurry up. Bag, bag.

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-Where were you looking?!

-Hey, come on, let me help you.

-Fu, it stinks already.

-Come on, it's no worse than when I was alive.

PLACE

-Why did you leave us...

PLACE

Daddy, we loved you.

-He's really dead.

Yeah, we're in a cemetery.

Got it.

-What did he say?

-Make sure he's dead.
-That's what we've done. What else is there?

EXAMPLE

-Now he's dead.
Well, shall we go to your house?

-Why? A wake or something?
-What the hell kind of wake? -What kind of wake?

He owed us money.
So you're going to pay him back.

-What?
-We'll come and see.

-Will you take everything from us?

-No, just what your dad was supposed
your daddy.

-Are you cold? -Well, let's go. Let's go.
-Wait, let's at least...

-Let's say goodbye.
-Yeah.

-That's it, goodbye? Let's go.

-How's that?

-Where is everything?

-Were we robbed?

-Geez, you've been ripped off!

-No TV, nothing.
What kind of neighborhood is this?! Nothing sacred.

-Right. The whole street saw us
we left for the cemetery.

-It's someone on the inside.
One of the neighbors. Sookie!

-If I find out who, I'll kill him.

-Okay, all right, go ahead and call the cops.
-Okay, you guys can figure this out without us.

-What is this? Where do you think you're going?

Let's wait for them to get here,
and you can tell them,

how you first drove a man
to the point of suicide,

and then they wanted to rip off his family,
and it didn't work out.

The others were quicker,
and they were quicker to figure it out.

and beat you to it.
-Okay, okay.

-What's okay?
-You don't have to get all worked up.

-Get out of here, you bitches!
What, are you going to sell me into slavery forever?

-Katya! Katya! Katya!

PLACE

-You can pick it up.

-What is it?
-Surprise.

-Yeah. -Surprise. We'll get the rest
the rest of it.

It's on the other side of the house.
-Good, no one lives there.

-I don't understand something.
-Well, what is there to understand?

Phil texted me. I was the only one
and dragged it all by myself. I almost broke my back.

Let's go.
-Wait, this was all your idea?

-Well, who else? You what?

-Bitch!

-Kat!

-You were so natural
...you've been driving!

-Why didn't you tell me anything?
-Wait, wait. Where's our daddy?

Daddy!

-Get out!

-Great cucumbers. Thanks, Gal.

-Well, I'll start if no one minds.

Like they say, it's either
it's either good or bad. Let's be quiet.

-Shut up. Well?
-Without a toast.

-Don't wait up!

SCREAMS

I'm not dead yet!
-Dad!

SCREAMS

-Come on.

-Go this way! And pour Gosha a drink!

-Come on, Gosh.
-Gosha, for your snack, look.

-Well, now that's an appetizer.
-Well, come on!

SCREAMS

LAUGHTER

-Yura, the cash register is clear. You're my hero.
And heroes are to be thanked.

-Les, don't.

Les...

Les...

-Yurochka, I was so worried about you.

FAST-PACED MUSIC