All language subtitles for Besstydniki 105 Eng

-Look at past episodes.
It's not hard for you.

-Dad? -What the fuck?

-It's cold in the garage and there's no TV.

-Hello.
-The chewy mole!

-What, is Anton a cop?
-But his job is legal,

and we had a great time.
I feel good, just lie down.

-The cars I drive,
aren't mine.

I steal them first,
and then I sell them.

Shall we go for a ride?

-Become my wife.
-I agree.

RAPTUROUS SHOUTS

-You don't look like a guy,

who's got the best bride
bride of the neighborhood.

-Briefly, I'm already married.

-I didn't even think about getting married
until he proposed.

-A screwdriver.

-And now I'm obsessed with the wedding.

-Listen, well, do you really want
to tell your kids about

that their daddy proposed to you
to propose to you drunk as a skunk, huh?

SIGH

-My man proposed to me
at the Eiffel Tower.

With flowers and champagne.

And then at the wedding, he fucked my
my sister.

He said he was confused.

-What's the moral? -My sister's a bitch.
-My sister's a bitch.

Stingy.

-Okay, well, other than the party and the presents,
name me at least three, at least three.

normal reasons for this wedding of yours.
wedding, huh?

-А... well...

-А... Well?

-I want to spend the rest of my life with him.
-Ksyugh, you and Drone are doing great.

It's perfect.
I mean, why ruin it anyway?

-Let's go, let's go, let's develop the arm,
Work it out.

-Listen, which hand do you use?
-Both hands.

-Colleague, I see you come here
like you're going to work.

Raised much?
Did you get 50,000 out of it?

I know, I know. You're saving your strength.
Just nod.

-I'm not in it for the money. It's just my
civic-minded.

-Ah, I respect that. But you still take care
yourself. One mosquito and you're dead.

-Gruzdev? Come on in.

-Oh, yeah, you donated your body
for organs already?

Don't take too long.

Hello.

-Drone?

-Are you done yet?

-Why are we getting married?
-What?

-Well, aside from the drinking and the gifts,
can you name

at least three reasons
for getting married?

-No.

Look, isn't this one
one of those lady tests?

You know, like, I'm supposed
like I'm supposed to talk to you?

-If this were a test,
you wouldn't have passed it by now.

-That's right. So you're saying
you don't want to marry me?

-That's not the point.

We're doing fine.
Why ruin it?

-Cool.

-And I still don't see a food processor
I still don't see it.

LAUGHTER

Look, is there any way that we can
get presents somehow,

and not have a wedding, huh?

-I got a little present for you.

LAUGHTER

-Maybe first the money,
and then the exam?

-Tongue out. A voice.

-Ah-ah.
-Next.

-Ah-ah.

-For the first time in my life.
to make an honest living?

-This is my conscious civic
position.

-Take off your pants, citizen.
-Are you going to draw blood from there?

-Joker. I'm gonna check your junk
to see if you've got a bad disease.

Take it off, sailor.

SIGH

Come on, have fun.

-Oh, they're cold. They're hiding now.

-Cough it up.

CACHEL

More.

CACHEL

That's weird. Have you ever had your testicles
ever had your testicles examined?

-No way. I never trusted any doctor
I never trusted any doctor.

-Well, that's the problem.

There should be two bogeymen in this case.
there must be two.

-I'm a unicum.

-Here you go, unicum. Come back tomorrow
for the biopsy tomorrow with your eggs.

-What the fuck for? The third one is my
lucky charm.

I've made so many babies with them.

-Well, maybe it's harmless.

You're supposed to be smart enough not to worry about anything until the biopsy.
to worry about anything.

Dismissed.

Next.

-Ksyuha, Drone!
Get down here quickly!

Come here!

-Surprise!

-Mom?
-From Odessa.

LAUGHTER

-Nadezhda Vasilyevna.
-Call me Mom.

Xanushka! Why are you so thin,
as not my daughter?

CHOICES

-Mom, didn't Galya
Didn't Galya tell you anything?

-Said it, said it all. My Donya...
is getting married. I can't believe it!

I can't believe it!
How can there not be a wedding?!

-Well, Mom, we...
Drone and I have been thinking,

what's the point of spending so much money?

We already love each other.

-They thought. Did you think of me?

I didn't do Victor Fyodorovich
for nothing?

-It won't go away, Mom.
-Don't call me that.

All right, it's your business. But no wedding.
no gift from daddy.

-From Dad?
-What kind of gift?

-Money.
-How much?

-Much. He gave his little girl
to the house.

Wants her to have
to have her own nest.

-And he didn't specify
which daughter he gave it to?

-No. -Said only to give the gift
after the wedding.

-That's it! -It's actually my dad.

And if that's what Daddy
of course, that's what he wants, then...

There's going to be a wedding. Right, Drone?

-It's hot, isn't it? Aren't you hot?
No? Aren't you hot?

-Mammy, let's go upstairs and I'll show you
how we live.

-Yeah, go ahead, I'll clean it up.
-Are you warm enough? -Yeah.

-No, it's not hot.

-Right...

KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

-I'm coming!

Hi.

-Hi. Here's a fresh one.

-Here, same thing.

-Thank you, you have no idea
how helpful you are.

-I imagine. You're gonna keep smoking
the dope, the tests won't show anything,

and I'll have the food.
-Thank you, darling. Bye.

-Children! -There's food in the house!

Dinner!
-Go, go, go, go!

Move your flippers!
Come on, come on!

-What, more food in exchange for tests?
-What do you care? Eat your food.

-Who's on the dishes? There's nothing to eat!
-I'll wash it later.

-See me.

-Chris, are we going to the supermarket?
-Sure.

-Why?
-Help me buy some lights

for the wedding to get the hall ready.
-The wedding wasn't canceled?

-We've been overplaying our hand.
Mom's already here.

We'll have to get married.
-Drone knows?

-Well, of course.

-Yeah, hold it right there. Freeze, I said.

Is Xue gone?
-Yeah.

-Why haven't you told me yet
you're married?

-I'm afraid. No, I mean, what if she
when she finds out?

Then, you know,
she has a southern temperament.

-Tell her. Do you understand
that she's getting ready to get married? Or are you?

All right, listen to me carefully,

either you do it yourself,
or I will.

MICROWAVE SOUND

-Testicular cancer is kind of like noodles,
isn't it?

-Maybe I have
a benign cyst.

-Of course, darling.
You're gonna be okay.

-Elya, why are you crying? -I knew it.
-I knew it.

Everything that's beautiful in this life
is not for me, because you're going to die.

-No, I'm not going to die. -I'm not going to die,
I'm not gonna die. I have a cyst.

-Certainly. I've got two places
in the cemetery.

In Nizhny Mamonovo.
One was supposed to be for Lenya.

I would be so happy if you were
buried in one of these plots.

And wait for me there.

-Yeah. Am I really
I'm really gonna die?

-Yes.

WASHLIPS

You eat, eat.

PLACE

-Drone, can you believe it, one of these
one of these things costs 120 rubles.

And we need ten of these.
Well, don't worry, I bought

for a sample. Chris can draw us one. А?

-Are you still here?
-Where else are we supposed to be?

The tavern doesn't open for another hour.
-You should be at the registry office.

I got a pregnancy certificate
I got it. They'll sign it in three days.

If you go to the registry office,
you can get better timing.

We'll make it tonight.
Let's go, groom.

By the way, bring your passport, too,
I've never seen it.

At least show me a picture.

What are you doing?

-Tzigel, zigel, well?

-Oksana, I can't marry you.

-Why is that?

-What do you think you're doing, you bastard?

-I can't get married
because I'm already married.

-So, I'm gonna go get a drink of water.

-Cute. And you're a total jerk
with that haircut.

-You have no idea
how many times I've wanted you

to confess everything.
And the more he pissed, the more he pissed.

-What kind of love was that?

-You wouldn't wish it on anyone. We've known each other
since we were kids.

Well, married at 18.

Well, she seemed normal at first.
and then she went off the rails:

throwing plates at me.

-It's a shame about the house.

-Yeah. -Now Gala gets it.

-Listen, why don't we just
get married, huh?

We'll make a deal at the registry office,
and we'll kind of get married.

And we're kind of getting married.

I don't care if it's not real.
My mom won't know.

-So you're not breaking up with me?

-Dropping out?

Not gonna happen.

-There's a sweater, shirts. I don't know,
I don't think I put enough socks in, do I?

-That's enough.
-There's cutlets.

-Hi.
-Hi.

-Great.
-The testicles, the testicles, just eat them right away,

or they'll go rotten.
Okay, look, there's a chicken.

Chicken. We can have the chicken tomorrow.
All right, come on, run along,

or you'll be late. Scarf! Keep your scarf on,
You've got a throat.

Well, what are you
What are you doing, huh?

-That's enough, that's enough. I'm going.
-Come on. Wrap it up.

-That's it.
-Come on.

KISS

Come back soon.

-It's the day after tomorrow.
-Okay.

-You keep an eye on things.
Yurets, you keep an eye on things.

-Call me when you get there.
-Happy!

-Finally gone.

So, tonight's the night
we'll be together all night.

-We thought of everything.
-Elegant combination.

-You come to us with your book.
-Registration of marriages.

-We'll sign in pencil.
-And you sign with a stylus...

-There's gonna be a signing, and it's not like there won't be one.
-Mama's happy.

-The guests, too.
-And you're not empty-handed.

-Do we have a deal?

-Dear honeymooners,
go to...

PHONE CALL

PHONE CALL

-So, Sergei has five oranges
less than Kolya's,

and Kolya has twice as many
than Dima, who only has three.

And why can't you solve
such a simple task?

-Because we don't have any oranges
for the sake of clarity.

-knock-knock-knock. May I?
-Hi!

-Hi.
I got you a little something for the wedding.

-Get over here.
-We got somebody

with sanctioned products.

-Class.

-Katya, I have a case for you. Dron and Oksana
and Oksana invited me to their wedding.

So...

-So what do you think?
Give me the money.

You solve the problem.
then the sausage. That's it.

-Yeah, no. I was gonna ask you to come
with me to pick out a suit.

Cause I've been in uniform for five years.

-Look, Tosh, I'm sorry,
but I can't.

Well, Oksana needs help.
And I have the kids.

-Ah, well...

-I'm sorry.
-It's pathetic.

And if there's anything else
I confiscate, I'll bring it back.

-Thank you, we look forward to seeing you.

-Happy.
-Bye!

-Bye!
-Look at all this wealth.

-Cool!
-Great.

-Oh, my...

-Hold it! Get her!
-Moyo!

-$15,000 to pronounce us man and wife.
and wife?

-That's a hell of a fee. -It's not a fee.
-It's not a dime, it's a fee.

-It's a ten-minute job.
We came in, we did the schedule.

-What kind of amateurish approach is that?
What about the makeup? What about the wig with the fleece?

Again, you have to get into character.
What did you say?

It's all supposed to be going well?
And for my mom to believe it.

-We understand, of course,
but we only have five.

-And a bottle of Armenian.
-Yeah.

-You young man, you and I
are serious people. What Armenian?

I don't drink at all.
Fifteen, not a penny less.

-Seven.
-When's the wedding?

-Saturday.

-That's it. At 10:00, I have the premiere
of "Carlson," 1:00 of "Chunga Chunga."

from the governor's son. You're in luck.

At 3:00, I could be your
aunt from the registry office.

-Artemone to the stage.

-Oh, by the way, we're having
"they're giving away the Golden Key.

I can put you in the hall.

-Can I? -No, thank you.
-No, thank you.

We weren't counting on tonight.
-Whatever you want.

LAY

-Are you out of your mind?
Do we have a lot of money?

-Wedding is a business.
You have to invest first,

then we'll save some money.
-I'm not about to drink my guests

with vodka.

-Well, I don't have another one.

-I ordered a cake from Moscow.
I'll bring it to the banquet.

-Great. Maybe you could give this car
to Drone and Oksana?

They'd go for a ride after the wedding.
-Just so they don't get laid.

Cause I got to get her clean.
-Didn't get laid?

-Yeah.
-Anything at all?

LAUGHTER

-Katya, I'm driving.

-Ella, I don't want to get your hopes up,
but if I may,

to make it even remotely similar
like Vera Wang.

-Who's Vera?
Don't worry about it.

You are going to make
an adorable bride.

-I'm just like Cinderella.

-No, fuck that Cinderella.
The little bitch who's been

...has been cramming all the women's brains out since they were kids.
Worst role model ever.

-I like Cinderella.
So what if she married well?

-The whole idea of marriage
sucks.

-How do you know that? -How do you know that?
-I watched one in person.

-One bad example doesn't mean
that all other marriages are bad.

-Back in the old days, marriage
was a legitimate opportunity

to get the dowry. And right now.
it's just a piece of paper.

-So what? The birth certificate
is also a piece of paper.

Money is also a piece
of paper, only valuable.

-What a little girl, but so clever.
Here, Julenka, learn.

-I wonder sometimes
what fools you all are with your rose-colored glasses.

I'm gonna go put on a gauze bandage,
in case I get infected.

-She had a difficult childhood.

-I thought we were getting them a vibrator.

LAUGHTER

-the food processor vibrates, too.

I think Xiu set this whole thing up
just for him.

-I hope you're not that conniving.
-I'm worse.

-You know what you're gonna wear?

-Well, it's definitely not gonna be white
and obviously without a veil.

-Such as this?

Let's go try it on, shall we?

-No.
-Well, let's just try it on.

-No.
-We'll just measure it. Just...

SONG: I'll wear a puffy tutu. I'll go away,
I'll go away with a talented boy.

To a beautiful white cottage.
Fooled.

And I'll wear a puffy tutu.
I'll go away, I'll go away with a talented boy.

To a beautiful white cottage.
Fooled.

Fooled.

This one's great.

-Yeah, and I like it.

-Well, have you picked anything out?

-Yes. -Take care of this.
Please.

-Okay.
-No one asked you to buy it.

-I'm not going to buy it.

Just don't cut the tag off.
We'll bring it back later.

LAUGHTER

-Good for you.

Well, I'm going to have to unzip my dress
I have to unzip it myself?

LAUGHTER IN THE FITTING ROOM

-Shouldn't we call security?

-Yeah, for this dress.
let them do what they want.

STONES

MUSIC PLAYING

-Hello. Are you Gruzdev?

-For you, just George.

Now that's what I call health care reform.
of health care.

Why was I so afraid of doctors before?

-Don't move.

-Yeah.

I'm done.

-And if you're also doing a biopsy like that,
that's...

-We have more experienced
We have experienced specialists.

-Well, sailor, you ready?

I wish I could tell you
that like a mosquito bite...

-No, no, no, no.

SCREAM

-Oh, how about this one?
А? You don't like it at all?

-Ksia, I was thinking.
Maybe we should wait on the house.

Let's buy this cafe,
We'll call it Dron's.

-Yeah, and you're gonna have
"whodunnits"? Entrepreneur. Shit!

I'm late for my bachelorette party
I'm late for my bachelorette party.

Anyway, take your pick.
That's great, Gruzdev.

-Great, great.
I'll have 100 in one bowl.

-What, did you take the kids' pocket money
took the kids' pocket money?

-I'm not in the mood for jokes, Drone. I'm dying.

-You die every morning.
-No, this time it's serious.

Testicular cancer.

My balls have given this life
death.

Although if I were them.
I'd retaliate, too.

Tucked between my legs,
dangling near the hole, panties rubbing.

And when you fuck,
you also use them on your asshole.

-this is where we celebrate.

Hello. It's going to be,
like in the best houses.

We'll put the tables in a "P" shape.

Let's do a balloon arch here.
Get out of here.

And we'll decorate everything with flowers.
Well, paper flowers, but flowers.

-Some pigsty.

-It was a decent place a minute ago.
a decent place.

-You shut your mouth.
That's my mother-in-law.

-I'm sorry. I was luckier with my mother-in-law
was luckier with my mother-in-law.

She made a gift
and quacked before the wedding.

-Well, there's a contingent here. Come on, Galya.

I hope these faces
at the wedding!

-I didn't say anything at all.

-You should rip your tongue out.
-You'd better rip my balls out.

I'm going to be wearing
in a tie all the time.

I mean, I could quack at any moment.
quack.

And in front of an old woman with a scythe.
you've got to look comical.

I borrowed this from Leonard.

And when I'm out of the woods, I'll let him
take it back.

And you know what the worst part is?

How much I planned, how much I didn't.

-Well, like what?

-What? What? Everything.

That's, that's who's going to continue
all the labors of my life.

-As requested.

-And the stripper?
-In an hour.

-Are you having a bachelor party or something?

SIGH

-All right, fuck it, stay.

The fun begins. Here you go.

-What's with the skein?

-Wear it. The girls must be out there
they're already having the time of their lives.

A quiet song: The summer dawn.
How many times spring has come in vain.

In the stars outside the window the evenings floated by.

-Yeah, it's kind of a lame bachelorette party.
-Well, I'm sorry.

All the money for the wedding
spent.

-Look, come on,
we're sitting all right. Come on.

-It's okay.

-Well, it's not like I'm saving it for a funeral.

CHEERS

-So why don't we go to the sauna?
-If you're hoping before the wedding

to clean yourself up, it won't work.

-We're going to the clubhouse.

RAPTUROUS SHOUTS

DYNAMIC SONG: Mama, I'm in Dubai.
Mama, Mama, I'm in Dubai.

Mom, I'm in Dubai.
Mom, Mom, I'm in Dubai.

RAPTUROUS SHOUTS

SING: Mama, I'm in Dubai.
Mama, Mama, I'm in Dubai.

-Are you out of your mind?!

SINGER: Let it be known.

The whole thing is cooler than the Pussy Riot punch line,
than a Pussy Riot punch line.

Dude's on a Joe Mary, yeah,
We're in a pickup truck, yeah!

It's all feng shui, strictly
According to the laws of Hamurappi.

Selfies, selfies, selfies, selfies,
Black pandora.

Sheiks, sheiks, sheiks,
White gandora.

Dangerous beast in the desert.
Yeah, don't wake the mastiff in me.

You're at 5:30,
I've got the Burj Khalifa.

I don't chase someone or something.
I am not chasing a trend, a patent.

-Beatles don't like -shit.
Shit in English.

But Led Zeppelin
is the good stuff.

VISION

LAUGHTER

I'm a hell of a guy.

Right now, I'm just getting off work
a little dirty, tattered.

You look good without your clothes on.

LAUGHTER

What a boozefest.

Drone, I also got married
for a bachelor party.

I'm imagining us partying
at your wedding.

-Will you live?
I thought you were going to die.

-What kind of person are you?

-Mama, I'm in Dubai!
-I'm in Dubai, Mama, Mama!

LAUGHTER

-I don't understand why you turned down
a free striptease?

-Yes, because the administrator
offered to do the dance himself.

-That's what I'm saying, a nice man.

-Gosh, what are you doing, huh?

-I got three balls,
and I'm about to die.

HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

CHORUS: I have three balls,
and I'm about to die.

LAUGHTER

-I'm gonna wear this dress today.

It will protect me from everything bad,
like it protects this house.

It's a special dress. And today is
is a special day. It's a beautiful day.

-You look great.
-Thank you.

-Are you going somewhere?
-I'm going to a wedding today.

And this time, I'm getting out of the house.

Do you have any idea how happy it is
to play a wedding

on such a beautiful
sunny day.

-The sun is a huge ball of fire,

which at any moment
could fall out of the sky.

FAST-PACED MUSIC

-Vitek, chew your lard. It's free.

-Now, now.
-Oh, I can't look at you. Here.

Have a drink for courage.
At least it's a fake wedding,

or you'd be shitting yourself. The groom. (whispers): Mom,
our groom is about to run away.

LAUGHTER

-Where's he gonna run off to? -Where's he gonna run off to?
-It won't.

We cuffed him to the radiator
handcuffed, and that's it.

-Yeah.

-I can't. Oksana Drona
in handcuffs will see,

and they'll have their wedding night
the wedding night begins.

-And Vitek drinks wine.

-Vitek, come on, man.

We don't have enough!
-You snitch!

-Alcash!
-It's hereditary.

-What an exhaust.

-Why are you wearing a suit? -They're gonna throw up.

What are you wearing to the prom?

-So I'll sit away from you.

-Hi.
-Hi.

-It's a nice dress. It looks good on you.

-Thank you. What are you doing
without a suit?

-Ah, me? Yeah, I'm on duty later,
so...

-Well, too bad.

-Katya, come here!
-I'm coming! -I'm sorry. I'm coming, I'm coming!

-You know, women like
men in suits.

-Drone! Drone!

-Yes.

-Are you sure there won't be a ransom?
-Well, Mom, we're not in the country.

-Oh, everyone's so urban.
Donya, come out for free.

THE CLICK OF A TAPE RECORDER.

WEDDING MARCH

SWIST

APPLAUSE

-My coffee and milk.

APPLAUSE

-Bitter! Bitter!

-one, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine...

MUSIC PLAYING

NERVOUS GROANING

-Well, sailor, did you get to say goodbye to everyone
to say goodbye to everyone?

Relax. Result
of the biopsy was negative.

-Thank God. Then I won't die.

-You'll die, but of cirrhosis.
Your liver's doubled in size.

-It's stress. I'm fighting it so hard,
that no liver can handle it.

All right, thank you.
Have a good one, baby.

-Jerk.

That's the wisecracker.

-Mom, I'm going.

-I'm with you.

-Are you sure?

-Of course. I got you a present, too.

Okay. Got my purse. Phone's in it.
Pills, too, just in case.

That's it. I'm ready.

So...

DRUM ROLL

-Mom, I'll get you a piece of cake.

-Yes, thank you.

Because I have so much to do at home.
so much to do at home.

-No ransom, no witnesses.

-No flowers for Lenin.
Maybe there won't be any cake, either.

-So, there's gonna be a cake.
-Oh, I don't know what kind of wedding!

-Moscow!
-Foolish!

-That's it, Vityok! Don't grab it from the table.
Come on, get out of here!

What are you gonna do, wear a suit to the service
in a suit?

-Yeah, I made the switch.

-I see. I'm sorry, I have to make a call.

-I don't get it at all,
what the fuck I'm getting married for,

if everyone's fighting afterwards anyway.

-And here I am!

-You were supposed to be at 3:00!

-Four o'clock will be fine, too!
-You're drunk!

-Children weren't very good at communicating.

Oh, boy, you want a spear?

-Wow, wow!
-Oh, this one's a contact.

And the governor's are majors.

-Oksana, there won't be a signing, either?

-Mama, it's gonna happen!
Third call and let's go.

Where are the young ones?

The bride and groom!

Love is a big

a treasure bestowed upon man.

Cupid pierced the hearts of young men
with his arrow for a reason.

Life, it's like an hourglass.

-I agree.

-Yes.

-Cool!
By the power vested in...

FALLEN BODY

-Butt!

-Moscow?

-Almost got it.

-I now pronounce you man and wife.
Suck it!

And I get a ticket for being late.

What, bitter!

-Bitter!

One...

two...

...three...

...four...

...five!

-Pinch!

ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS

CHORUS
-Bitter! Bitter!

SINGING:
I remember when I was ten years old

And I was saving up for a new bike.

I've been living this dream,

Until one day I ran into
with you.

You've got me all charmed,

I offered to take you for a walk.

I'd take the piggy bank and smash it,

And I took you to the recreation park.

Hali hali a paratrooper

You and I had a great time.

Super eight, hali-gali.

You and I have been flying all day.

-Where are you!

-Katya, have you gone sour?

Why aren't you dancing?

-Oxie, I'm sorry, it looks like we're not gonna have
to have the cake. You know what I mean?

Dan's missing again.

-Sister-in-law, you know what our
problem?

We women are always picking the bad guys.

-one less free bad guy
one less.

Come on, Xue. Let's go.

-You think about it.

It doesn't blow your mind, of course.
But he's close by.

-Ksia, let's go dancing.

RHYTHMIC MUSIC

-the bride wears a white dress.
a symbol of purity.

The last virgin to get married
married in Mamonovo,

it was my great-grandmother.

-Oksana looks just like Daddy. Pretty,
slim, dark hair.

-Well, I'm all for friendship of nations.

-He also wasn't drinking.

-But! -Everybody has their faults.

But we're not like that.

SWIST

HEY! Guys! Hold on a second!

I have a toast!

We all have to admit that everything
good things have a couple.

It's like an angel with wings, socks,
testicles.

Yeah, yeah, testicles.
All men have two testicles.

And I have three.

Three healthy, normal eggs.

-Handsome!
-Thanks, bro.

Anyway, Oksana, Drone, right now.
there's two of you. I want to make it three.

-That's a beautiful thing to say.

-Maman, why are you sitting?
Come on, let's dance!

-Don't say goodbye. I'll be waiting here.

RHYTHMIC MUSIC

SOFT MUSIC

-How about some champagne? -Yeah?
-Yeah? -I'd like that.

-I'll get it.
-Come on.

You're late!

-But I made it to the cake.

-It's all so much like a fairy tale!

Can you imagine,
she was a real princess.

-Yeah, only then her husband cheated on her, they got
got divorced, and then she died.

in a car accident.
So much for the happy ending.

-Goat!

-Vitek, Chris, let's get it together!

I told who!
-Come on, come on, work.

-grew me, raised me,
and now in the wrong hands.

-Is it okay that when I was 13 years old.
moved to Moscow?

-It's still pathetic.

-Girls, shall we go see the fireworks?

It looks like there's a wedding next door
they're letting in.

-Oh, salute. Salute!
-Mum. Aren't you forgetting something?

-Yeah, Mom, when are you gonna get the house
♪ when are you gonna give it to me? ♪

-Maybe tomorrow, huh?
-How about today, Mom?

-Oh...

There's no envelope...

-How not?

Was it stolen?

-Ow!
-The house was stolen!

-Ow!
-So, let's just take it easy.

Where was the last place you saw him?

-Well... well, I've been sitting here.
Well, there's this one,

with three eggs.

-Gosha, man. Gosha!

-What happened?
-The envelope!

-Gosha, I'll stake you!
-Wait, what envelope, Gal?

-Gosha! Gosha!

Stop, you bastard!

-Gosha, open the door!

-Get the house back, you bastard!

-I'll get you now...!

-Get it, get it, get it, get it.
I didn't steal the bride.

-Where's the money, bitch?

-I didn't even open it!
-Calm down! That's how much was in there!

-Don't you get it?
-What do you mean?

-You mean there won't be a house? Why would you...
did you set this up?

-And you wanted to beat my daughter
and take off like her daddy did?

There was no present from my dad.
I don't even know where that monkey is.

I hope he got eaten by crocodiles.

-Well, Mommy, I didn't expect this from you.
I didn't expect this from you.

-Great! You guys are even getting married
a fake wedding!

-Gal!
-Is that fake?

Give us back our presents!

-You didn't give me anything at all.
-What about joy?

-Fucking bogus!

We spent a lot of money for you,
Mommy!

-What's this about her?
-Yeah!

EVERYONE'S TALKING LOUDLY

-Good!

All right! The wedding was real!

-What?

-The wedding was real.

And Xiu may not have my last name yet,
but she is my wife,

and we'll have a real family.

Well, we'll earn money for the house somehow.

-That's right!
I even know how, by the way.

-Son!
-The wedding continues.

It goes on!

-Get the glasses! -Hooray! Ksyushka is married!

-Son, go get some vodka.
Where are you, sonny?

Where have you been running around pointlessly?

-And who are you?

-Yura.

-Yura...

SINGING
-How many times has the summer dawn bloomed.

How many times has spring come for nothing.

In the stars outside the window the evenings floated by,

And you didn't come until the day before yesterday.

Subtitle Editor:
А. Semkin, V. Sukhiashvili