All language subtitles for Besstydniki 104 Eng

-for those of you who've been so freakin' busy,
this is what came before.

-Couldn't take it anymore and left.

-Goat!

-I'm here to see you, Ella.

-Now you're shining your panties in here?

-For the first time in years.
I've found my home.

-Begging me- it's so exciting!

-Is it hard to live with Gosha?

-Well, sort of.

-Did you date other girls?
-It just didn't come to that.

-You're telling me that you were...

-A virgin?

-Chris, we can't keep her.

-I said I was sorry, not enough for you?
-I don't care.

-wouldn't have cared,
you wouldn't be so angry.

My mom asked me why I haven't
I haven't invited you to the restaurant yet.

-will definitely propose tonight.
he's gonna propose!

-Dan...

-Why are you crying again, huh?
Honey, does your tummy hurt?

-Chris, where did you get the stroller?
Where did you steal it?

-It's still Vitya's stroller.
It still smells like poo.

-You're scaring me, Chris.

It's too late for you to play with dolls,
it's too early to want your own.

What's going on?
-Sublimation.

-See, don't make a fool out of your sister.
Talk.

Well?

-I miss my Aunt Masha.
She was like a grandmother to me.

-Chris, you do realize that we can't
to bring a bunch of grannies into the house.

All right, let's get some breakfast.
Come on, come on.

And you can't play with bread at all.

-It's not bread, it's Masha.
-It's breakfast!

-Ksia, not now.

-Oh, did you get it switched or something?

-There's no gas, the water's freezing.

-We'll warm him up now.

-Take your time, sweetie, and pretend
♪ I'm an enchanted prince ♪

-That's it, you're undone!

-Don't be stupid, we're out of gas.
-We need to get a new tank.

-The Egorychevs?
-They're morons, of course,

but the third time, they're definitely
they're gonna kick your ass. Let's fill it up.

-500 rubles.
-Then the Vahromeevs?

-They got an angry dog.
They're training him to chew his balls off.

I want a puppy.

-The Karpovs?
-No, suck it.

Their daddy recently broke his legs
when he fell down a manhole,

they're at zero right now,
so we're not touching them.

-This hatch I stole. Yeah.
And I bought dry alcohol.

And burned.
-Great!

I have a job interview today,
I can't even wash, I stink like...

-Skunk?
-Skunk.

-Will they be sniffing you?

-We're gonna have to improvise.
Let's go, pedal to the metal.

-I'm in!

-School!

-Listen, have you taken any pills
you took? No?

Vitek's more mature than that.
-He's just a real junkie. -He's a junkie.

-Chris, breakfast!

-Happy birthday! Somebody's doing
topping off today?

-Sniff the sword, Gosha. Celebration
for the kids, no booze.

-Oh! And then that's how people grow up,
who don't know how to drink!

All because their parents
their parents didn't teach them!

-Listen, shut the gate,
Get out of here, get out of the way.

All right, guys, let's go!

-What times are these?!

Where are those good old-fashioned
neighborhood traditions?

Where are those long tables all the way down the street?

Where's that horseradish and chłodniki
for a cold one?

The country is going to the abyss.

What neighbors!

Fucking neighbors like that!

Stingy!

Э!

COUGHING UP

INCREDIBLE

CRYING

-Are you sure? Without the cover?

-What, are you afraid you're gonna have
a little nigger baby?

-That's okay, we'll give it to basketball.

-Gosha, what are you doing? Handfuls of pills!

Is the elephant in pain?
Is the elephant in pain with me?

-What are you? -It's not a painkiller,
they're vitamins.

You know, the environment, the constant
stress... that's how they drink.

-Vitamins? Then I'll have one too!
-Eh, be careful with the vitamins.

I'm used to it.
-What's good for the elephant is good for me.

Well, you already figured it out,
what you want to treat yourself to?

What do you want to bake?
Pies, cakes, cheesecake?

-You know, you don't hold back.

Let there be pies,
And cakes and cakes and cakes and cakes and cakes.

An appetizer loses its meaning
when it ceases to be one.

LOL

-If Stepan finds out
that I stole the cart from the back room,

I'm gonna spend the rest of my life
I'm gonna spend the rest of my life on medication.

-Don't worry, he'll kill you right away.

-Wow...

Like kids, man.
Don't sweat it.

CRACKLE

-Gruzdevs! I'm gonna cut out
your fucking mushrooms!

-Yeah?

-And I'll squeeze your eyes out, both of you!

-I thought you were
the smartest one in the family.

-That's why you got in, not me.
Let's go to the Andreevs.

-Kick it, asshole!

-Sacred parental duty

is to let your kids out
all armed.

What the fuck is the world coming to?

Tutors in English, in physics,

these hundred-meter timelines,
the SATs, social media...

like the kid could use it.

He should be dipped immediately... dip
into a brutal reality, right?

No, I'm certainly not saying
that he needs to be poured,

but drinking in front of him is a must.

Because he must, so to speak,
with his mother's milk to imbibe the art

of alcohol consumption.

And take after my father.

It's...

-Dad?

What the fuck?

-It's cold in the garage and there's no TV.

There's plenty of room.

Yul, have some tea.

-Right in the tambourine?

MUSIC PLAYING

-Don't count on breakfast.

-Breaking into the house uninvited?

-Mindal.

-Fried?

I can't stand it.

-Are the kids home? -Nope.
-Nope.

Phil and Yurka went looking for
for the gas tank, Chris is at school,

and Vitya found some nails somewhere
and went to put them on the rails.

-So...
-So?

Then it's time to get busy cleaning!

-When we're done,
I'll call the cleaning company,

they're gonna come in here and they're gonna lick the place clean.

-But don't you dare
pay me for sex.

-No, no, no. -I don't make that much.

NOISE

-You what?
-Did you hear that?

-I haven't heard anything.

-Listen, there's someone in the house.

-Give me that.

That's Drone and Oksana.
-No, they're already gone.

INTRIGUING MUSIC

-If I miss,
yell and run.

-And you?
-And I...

INTENSE MUSIC

CHEERING

Shit, ah!
-Cris!

-Why aren't you in school?

-Я... I have a release
from gym class.

-You don't have any release,
you... so, what happened?

-Pashka Fokin has a birthday today
birthday.

-He didn't call you, did he?
-He's two years old.

-И?

-Chris, did you steal the girl?

POLICE SIREN

-Let me through. Who are the parents? You are?

Is that your baby missing?
-Yeah.

-So, I need a photo,
name and age.

-Pasha Fokin. Exactly 2 years old.
It was his birthday today.

-He couldn't have left on his own.
You see, he was kidnapped.

-When did you notice his absence?
-About an hour ago.

Yeah, it's been about an hour.
-What was he wearing?

-In Koschei the Immortal.
You know, the suit with the bones.

-Yes, I did.
-Okay, is there anything else you can think of?

-Well, blond, blue eyes.

-a mole! On my butt.

-On your butt?

All right, we got this. Let's go.

-Thank you.

They'll help.

-Where is this country going?!

Children are being stolen right
right out from under their parents' noses,

and these cops aren't doing anything
doing nothing but kicking buoys!

-I'm gonna ask you one more time:
why did you steal the girl?

-Why would you steal a boy
and dressed him up as a girl?

-I wanted a girl, but they weren't there.

What's the difference? Pasha, Masha...

I wanted Masha, like Grandma. I miss her.

-What grandmother?

-Yeah, we borrowed some old lady
at the nursing home.

Okay, we need to get him back.

-But...
-No buts! -Where are his clothes?

-I did the laundry.

-Chris, what is it? He's down! Why
did you set it at 90 degrees?

-There's bones in there, it's disgusting.

I thought you couldn't put a bunny like that
dressed up as a skeleton,

and decided to do the laundry.

-Don't worry about it. We'll return it as is.

-You can't give a boy away
dressed as a girl.

They're gonna think we did something
to him.

Not funny.

-Yeah, that's the way to patrol
to the blue crayfish.

We should be raking every punk in the area,
throw 'em in the monkey house and shake 'em like that,

to get your pants dirty.

-While we're catching them,
something could happen to the boy.

We have to pay attention
to anything strange.

-You seem strange to me.

Also this Gruzdev. Have you seen how
he's sober, clean?

I've never seen him
I've never seen him like this!

-Listen, did the current
it's a good fuck.

-The gate's locked.
-That means no one's home.

-And there's no wire.

IDIOTIC LAUGHTER

Well, the tank's in place.

-So what? Get in!

POLICE CAR HORN

Scramble!

-Hey, guys.
-Hey.

-What are you doing here?

-And we're here...
-Looking for...

-Are you looking for Pavlik, too?

Finally, at least you're doing something
of use from you.

All right, guys, we need to search every yard,
the boy could be anywhere. (sighs) Okay?

All right, come on, good luck.

-Anton's a dumb-ass.

-What did he say about the baby? -I don't know.
-I don't know, maybe he was stoned out of his mind?

Let's do the tanks.

-What was I saying?
Monkey business, snitches, shit...

Ah, Gruzdev!

-You be careful about him.

He's probably going to be
my father-in-law.

-You confiscate the dope,
you throw it away.

-I mean it.

Katya is just what I need.
Well, both around the house and sexually.

And hardworking.

-Oh, great, where are you going?
-Ksyuha, watch the baby.

Thank you. Thank you!
-Come back.

-So you got custody of the little guy? -Yeah.
-Almost.

-Katya, hi.
-Hi.

-Did you hear about the missing boy?

-No, uh... what happened?

-Pasha Fokin.
Kidnapped right from his birthday party.

-Maybe he went off on his own.
-At two years old? They would have found him a long time ago.

The whole town's looking. That's the third kid
missing in the last year.

-Wow.

-I catch the bastard, I'll cut his pedophile
...I'll cut his fucking balls off!

Okay, bye.

-Let's go.

-I don't know what he's gonna do to me
Anton when he finds me?

-Nothing, Chris, it's gonna be okay,
it's gonna be really good.

-You hungry, honey?
I thought you were on business today.

-Pot, don't boil it.

-What?

-Pot, don't boil!

-that's our check stop phrase!
And you in front of strangers.

-My stop word was "bitch."

Trust me, the shorter it is, the safer you'll be.
And she likes it.

-I just wanted to give you a polite hint,
stop baking!

-I must be stressed.
Give me some more of your vitamins.

-Did the jerk get out? -Yeah.
-I'm still here.

COUGHING UP

-And the Fokins' son is missing.

-What a nightmare...

-It's a wonder they haven't blamed the Gruzdevs
the Gruzdevs haven't been blamed for the disappearance.

There should have been some schizophrenic witness
some schizophrenic witness,

who...

saw...

DECISIVE MUSIC

-See what?

Honey, where are you going?

-Business.

-Do you like it?

-Mm-hmm.

-Hello. Tell me, do you have
the same, but in a different size?

-Which one do you want?
-Let's all go.

-Come on, I'll tell you what.
-Listen, back off, I'm not interested in you.

-No, I really know how to help.
Let's go.

-What?

-I myself was kidnapped as a child.

My mom took me out in the woods once...

Well, it doesn't matter.

The important thing is that I know what to do.

I'm going to go and put up
all over the city.

-It's already on the TV news.
-What TV?

Some people don't watch it,
some don't have it at all.

And someone was just sitting on the potty
at this point.

And the ads will be read by everyone.

-Listen, are you sure

-Okay, don't thank me.
I got a little nervous myself, I don't know.

This situation... so now...
you need to what? Oh, you have to write the numbers.

-Ah, mobile or home is it, is it?
-Which is the home one?

The amount of remuneration.

PHONE CALL

-Yeah?

We're close.

Why would she do that?

Okay, we'll be right there.

Remember that kid?
-Well.

-It's Cristina.

-She thinks we have
a small family?

-I don't know.

Next time I should send her out for a canister.
to send her in next time. It'll do her good.

-Forget him, get in the house!
Quickly!

-Wait, so let's get to it, eh!

ON THE LOUDSPEAKER:

-Attention, attention!
Missing boy, Pasha Fokin, 2 years old.

He's about 5'10".
Blond, blue eyes.

-Missing boy, Pasha Fokin, 2 years old.

Blond hair, was dressed in a costume
of Koschei the Immortal.

Anyone who has any information
about the whereabouts of a child,

please call the police immediately.

-Why can't we just pick him up
and take him home?

-Don't you understand? Two kids are missing.
We'll be dragged through the cops for a year.

I hope you didn't have anything to do
with those kids?

POLICE SIREN

GAVEL

-He was crying, calling for his mother,
so I took him in.

-Are you a mom?

-Gruzdevs, man, tell me
it's not about him!

-I'm sorry, I didn't have
any other choice.

-Great!

-Maybe we'll just tell them
that Christina...

-stole a baby to play with,
like a doll?

They're gonna put her in a boarding school
for the very gifted.

-Did you hear that? There's another kid missing!

Gruzdevs, are you stealing children
already? Don't you have enough of your own?

-We'll sit down. We're all going down for the same
one article!

Scumbag family!

-That's it!

I know how to get him back.

So...

-So, I got it all figured out, I know
who stole the baby.

and I've already made up the reward.

Come on, boy.

-Wouldn't you like a truffle?

-All right, all right, let's go 50-50 then.

But that's not fair.

It's okay for a 10-year-old girl
even a 10-year-old girl,

but negotiating--
it takes a pro like me.

-No reward,
we'll get the baby back without you.

-Let's not say I didn't want
to help my family.

Yeah, I was thinking, maybe,
maybe...

-And close the door.
-Definitely!

-We're right here.

Fokin's house is right here.

And this is where we "find" the baby.

We just need to make it credible
to the find.

The child cannot teleport
from here to here.

The child must leave a mark.

So, Drone, you're going to the cafe.

-Healthy.
-Healthy.

-Look, I go to work
and I see a skeleton.

A real skeleton,
I'm kind of freaking out a little bit.

Then I look closer, and I see
it's a kid in a suit with bones.

I say the kid in the suit with the bones.

-That's the kid everybody's looking for.
We should call the cops.

-That's right. You make the call, I'm stressed.

Another beer?

-Allo. I saw a little boy
outside the park.

-Hi.
-Hi.

-Oksana, you're going to Galya's.
-But she finishes early today.

-Then say we missed each other,
we need to make a call.

PHONE CALL

-Duty officer Tereshenko here.

-I'm not sure, but I saw at the station
a boy in a skeleton costume.

-Maybe in a wizard costume?

-He's a skeleton! I told you, a skeleton!
There was a girl with him! Idiot!

-Katya, Chris needs to come up with a cover story
about how she found Pasha.

More details.

-I'm afraid it won't work.
She's no good at lying.

-I can't.

-We will.

-I was walking in the park and I saw Pavlik.
-You don't know his name.

-A boy.
-Yeah.

He was all alone,
crying and calling for his mother.

-I don't know!
-Let's go again.

-One more time, come on.

-I was walking in the park, I saw a boy.

-Why not just bring Pavlik back?
-Fail!

We can't let anyone see you
you taking it out of our house.

So you're meeting with Katya,
she'll hand you Pasha,

and you return it to your parents.

And Katja's going to Ella's house
to give her an alibi.

You got it?
-I can't handle it.

-Don't make it up. It's easy.
Just don't screw it up.

-Hi.
-The door was open!

-Gosha, give me a towel.

Well. You got him wet.
Give it a dry one and don't throw it again.

Closer.

Closer, I'm not reaching.

Can you rub my back?

-I don't know how to lie.

-Chris, do you know why doctors,
cops and lawyers are so good at lying?

-They're selected at the interview?

-It's not a fact. They're lying,
to save people.

It's not like a doctor is going to tell a patient
that he's dead.

He'll write him a prescription, promise him
that he'll be healthy,

if he's on the pill. You understand?
-Yeah.

-Please be a nurse today
as a nurse, save everyone, huh?

-Okay.
-That's a good girl.

-They'll buy that it's the Gruzdevs,
or rather, me.

-They'll ransom it if they
talking to Christina,

and if it's with a nurse.
everything's gonna be just fine.

-two years old, blond hair. He was dressed
in a Koshchei the Immortal costume.

Anyone who has any information
any information on the whereabouts...

-Vodka, Dronchik.

-What's with the sadness, Galyun?

-Yeah, the old man had a dance tonight,

so Uncle Pasha's top break...
he gave out... turned out to be a stroke.

-Come on! What, I can't
my Oksana's sister?

LAUGHTER

-What's with the schmearwashers? -What's with the schmearwashers?

-from the market, they opened a new outlet,
celebrating.

-Puppy, come here, please!
-I'm sorry, Galyun, it's work.

-Well, girls, more bubbly?
-More vodka.

-You guys are awesome!
-How about you teach us how to play some more?

Cause I don't even know how to hold this
the right way to hold it.

-I'm sorry, girls,
my cue is already taken.

-Oh-oh-oh!
-Get some vodka!

-I will.

-Anything else?

-Where's Pashenka, huh?
No one? Come on.

-Did you get burned?

-Oh! There he is! I've been looking,
I couldn't find it.

Well, what do you think?

A girl with a big backpack is walking,
telling a fairy tale out loud about Masha

and bears.

Here you go.
-Chris, it's time.

-Be smart.

-Let's go and play, Pashenka!

Look, there's a big swing over there.
big swings!

Come on, come on! Watch this,
a big, big swing!

-Sluts...

You can tell they're not from around here.

Oops, I'm getting a little overwhelmed.

-If the mayor had his poodle stolen,
they'd have shut everybody down a long time ago!

Let the dog sniff the fucking diaper
for the dog to pick up the trail.

Spill it like I like it.
-In your face out of a garbage can?

-Drone, I got nothing.
-Sit for free at the bar.

-Whose is this?
-Leave it.

-Hello.
-Hello.

-You see my girlfriend over there?
The little white one.

She got dumped by a guy last night.
Well, you know what I mean.

Well, that's comforting.
-Listen, somehow I don't.

-Or cheer up.

Me, too.

Can you handle two?

-Sweetie, I...

That's not the case.

-That one, of course!
-That one. -That one. You'll never be so lucky.

Uh-oh.
-Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...

-Listen, I'm just... I'm just...

I can't.
-Two!

-I'm getting married.
-And I'm just finding out about this now?

-Gosha!
-Can you believe it? Get the shampoo!

Ladies and gentlemen!
-Gosha, let's get some vodka.

-It goes without saying. Our Drone is getting married!

SHOUTS OF JOY

-Galya! Galya, did you hear?
Dron is marrying our Oksana!

-You what?
-Congratulations.

-You are? I'm so happy for you!

Oksana's getting married!

-Let me congratulate you!

KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

-Ella, would you have salt?

Ella?

-Oh, Katya's here.

-Oh, come on, we've been sitting here
for the last hour.

It's good.

LOUD MUSIC

-It's heavenly, it's beautiful...

-This is the last gypsy in our town.
Exclusive. Don't miss your chance.

I'll join you later for the winner.
Those coats are so cool. Oh, my gosh!

I'll be right with you. What can I get you?
Vodka?

-You better understand, Dronchik,
Xenia, she is so...

So she's got you...

I've never seen her love someone
like that, you know?

-That's right.

-And that's all she had
before you, here...

She's had all sorts of people!

When's the wedding?

-Yeah, by the way, when's the wedding? Here you go.

-I don't know. I haven't proposed
yet.

-What? -So everybody knows,
and the lucky bride doesn't know?

I mean, that's how she's going to get to her wedding.
she might not come to her wedding.

-No, only a total loser
would dream of Katya.

Two sticks at night and what's in return?

Bunch of kids born drunk,
empty pockets, and the clap.

-and this is coming from
from a 40-year-old man,

who's peeking
in the ladies' room?

-I'm 39.

ON RATIONALE
-Attention! To all posts!

The kidnapped boy was seen in the park
near the platform.

I repeat, the kidnapped boy was seen
in the park near the platform.

-Eight has accepted. Let's move out.

Not another word about Katya.

-You were fun.

Do you want to play again sometime?

If I don't go to jail.

Good for you, no need to lie.

I don't.

All the Gruzdevs know how, but I don't.
I must have been dropped off.

Step on it. Good for you.

-Pasha!
-Pasha! Pavlik! Oh, my God!

Where have you been? Found him!
-Where did you find him?

-He was walking in the park.

I thought he was lost,
and then, and then I wanted to call,

but I don't have a phone.
-Carina?

-Cristina.
-This is for you. Here you go.

-Thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

-First you steal the baby,
then you steal my money!

What do you call it?

All right, all right, all right, half is yours.
But the rest is mine!

It was all my idea!

At least 100 rubles for a beer.

-You could've put Chris in an orphanage
would've gone to an orphanage because of you!

-Nothing. -The food there is fine now.
-Are you out of your fucking mind?

-All right, all right.

О!

Go fuck yourselves!

Think of it as my fatherly contribution.

That's not fair! It's not fair!

-You're really good about the phone.
about the phone. Good for you.

-For the first time in my life, I lied.

All that's left to do is lose your virginity
and shave my legs. That's it, I'm an adult.

-All right...
-Hey, guys.

-Hi.
-Chris, you're a mess. -I'm speechless.

-Yeah, that's our hero.

-Good man! Shall we go?
-You what, Tosh, we're actually home.

-That's the thing about home,
they're supposed to be at the police station.

We need to get a statement from Kris.
Let's go.

-We'll catch up.

-Come on, we're waiting.

-I was supposed to be at school,
but I have an exemption.

from gym class.

I've been sick. You know, laryngitis.
Good thing it wasn't chicken pox.

Chicken pox for a girl.
psychological trauma.

There's a sculpture in the park - a naked train driver
hugging conductors with boobs.

-Cheburashka and Crocodile Ghena?
-You're an adult, you know best.

That's where I found the boy, he was asleep.
So funny...

I thought it was wrong
for a little kitty to sleep in the park.

I woke him up, held his hand.
and realized he was lost.

That kind of thing is felt.

It's in the genes of girls
to take care of children.

I asked people to make a call,
but they were afraid I'd steal the phone.

Then I decided to bring him in myself.

She saw a police car,
running, screaming...

It's a shame the police don't notice
when they're looking for kids.

-I think that's enough
to close the case.

Thank you, Christine,
you're a real...

-You're a real investigator!
What a heroic profession!

Women are turned on by dangerous men.
Can I have a cookie?

Have you ever fired a gun?

You're entitled to a psychologist.

You can't leave people alone
with mental trauma.

You must be divorced
and you drink at night?

Latent alcoholism is curable.

The important thing is a change of scenery.
and habits-- throw away the porn magazines.

and stop playing
playing computer games.

I don't consider myself a heroine.
If it were me, everyone would have done the same thing.

-Somebody, maybe,
anything...

Well, I... I have no questions.

-Maybe you need more details?

We can come back tomorrow,
or the day after that.

-No, no, no. Thank you, thank you,
that's enough.

-Thank you.
-You have a nice day.

-Fucking hell...

Nah, another 200 for sleep, that's it.

-What just happened, huh?
-It was a nurse.

-Who?

-So? That's the kind of heroine we should be taking home
with flashing lights?

-So, go get dressed.

Look, Anton, I'm sorry
for not showing up last night. Okay?

-Ah, this? It's all right.

I just didn't need
to rush you.

-Thank you.

-Tuck.

-Let's go?
-Let's go.

-Let me help you.

-Oh, thank you.

-Let's go!
-So, who's the nurse?

-Dan told me.

SOFT MUSIC

-Yeah, long day.

-Yes.

-But thanks to Chris.
everything ended well.

-Mm-hmm.

-You asked about the job.

There's a man in the cafeteria at the gas station
needs a man.

Are you interested?

SOFT MUSIC

MUMBLE

-Oh, you're beautiful.

-Galya...
-Oksana!

-...you. Oksana!

Become my wife.

-I agree!

WIZZH

JOYFUL MUSIC

-Did you bring the tank in? -No.
-No.

-Broke! The tank's been unscrewed.

And the cart, too.

-Congratulations! You and drone
are an amazing couple.

-Thank you. Katya, don't worry!

I know that you and Dan
will definitely get married!

-Congratulations.

-Cris!
-Yeah?

-Go see what Dan brought you.

-Wow, is that for me?
-Yeah.

-Thank you. I'll put her to bed.
I'll call her... Mashenka.

-To Mashenka!
-To Mashenka!

-Thank you.

THE FUN MUSIC, THE LAUGHTER, THE SCREAMING.

-Come on, come on.
-You guys, let me finish.

-Here's your choice. You're lucky to have her.
-She wasn't.

-I'm like an unrecognized angel.
♪ I'm an unrecognized angel ♪

and I...

-and you're rewarded with an adventure
on your ass.

-Did your sciatica ever stop hurting
ever stop hurting?

-Nope.

And my advice to you is to take
painkillers before.

Then it doesn't hurt as much afterwards.

-What a day... the little guy,
the tank's been stolen.

I wish I could stand
under a warm shower.

-Let me rub your back.

-Lower. Even lower.

LAUGHTER

-Let me buy you that tank, okay?
-Only over my dead body.

Golden boy...

-You Gruzdevs? Sign here.

-We didn't order anything.

I forbade you to do that!

-Katya, I swear to you, it wasn't me.
-Who is it?

-How should I know?

-I don't know.

-It's about time! -Three hours ago.
I called you.

So...

you can take it yourself.

Installation is included.

I get to shower first!

-Ella...

Ellochka, you know you're
your tank is out of gas.

But don't thank me,
I've arranged for a new tank.

There are guys waiting downstairs, I have to give you
a thousand rubles, Ella.

-Have a meal, my emperor.
The death star and black holes are waiting for us.

You need strength. A lot of strength.

-What are you hangin' around for?

-I'm sick of this fucking
Swedish family.

-Come on. Gosha, he's like a worm,
you just can't get it out.

-I don't know. I'm already withdrawing.

Let's go have sex on the swings
on the playground.

-Let's go.

LOUD MUSIC

-You're getting some air?

Hey, what are you doing?

You don't look like the kind of guy
who's just been picked up

the finest bride
of our neighborhood, huh?

What, are you scared or something?

-No, I'm not.

It's just...

Anyway, I'm already married.

SINGING:

-If I was like everyone else,

All I want from you
would be just sex,

But, see, I'm not like that at all,
like everyone else,

And I need your hand and your heart.

-If I was like everyone else,

All I want from you
would be just sex,

But, see, I'm not like that at all,
like everyone else.

Subtitle editor: M.Loseva