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- Elisabeth!
- Elisabeth!
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We love you Elisabeth!
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Please!
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Over here!
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Oh my God, we love you!
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...my favorite.
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- Wanna get something to eat?
- Yeah, I'll get a pretzel, or something.
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- Remember her?
- She was in that movie...
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We're gonna have to let her know
we're gonna be late.
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Yeah, I'll give her a text.
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He owes me 20 bucks.
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Get out the way!
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Vamos !
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Shit!
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You got it!
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Feel that power, ladies!
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And march! Get those knees up.
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You got it!
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Come on!
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Front.
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Kick!
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Kick!
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Oh yeah, you got it!
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Square.
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Think about those bikini bods.
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You wanna look
like a giant jellyfish on the beach?
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Come on.
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Cross.
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Push.
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Kick!
Come on, you got it!
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Hang in there, ladies, you've got it.
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You've got it!
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Great workout, ladies.
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Alright, I hope I see you next week
for Sparkle Your Life.
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We're gonna work on
the lateral abs,
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you know,
the most difficult part to sculpt.
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But in the meantime,
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take care of yourself.
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Move it back, position one.
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Great job, ladies.
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You got it.
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Alright take these down for me.
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- Happy birthday!
- Oh, thank you.
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- Happy birthday.
- Oh, thank you.
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- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
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I don't care if we have to see every
fucking young girl in this fucking town
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in the next few weeks.
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Look, I'll make it simple.
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We need her young.
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We need her hot.
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We need her now.
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How the old bitch has been able
to stick around for this long,
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that's the fucking mystery to me.
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Oh, Oscar winner my ass.
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When was that? Back in the 30s,
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what, for King Kong ?
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- ...promised her...
- No.
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I don't give a fuck
what we promised her!
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This is network TV,
not a fucking charity.
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Find me somebody new!
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Now!
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Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility
starts to decrease about the age of 25?
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How old is Jennifer?
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You better get busy!
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It's like when you seesomeone fart on screen.
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People just love that.
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I mean, that's just the way it is.
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C'est la vie.
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People are just people.
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And I have to give people
what they want.
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That's what keeps the shareholders happy.
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And people always ask
for something new.
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Renewal
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is inevitable.
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And at 50...
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well...
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it stops.
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What stops?
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What?
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What stops?
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you know, the...
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Oh, George!
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I'm sorry, I gotta run.
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Harvey!
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George, those ratings are insane!
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You're a genius!
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Oh what a man, you're a genius!
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Let's buy you a drink, come on.
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WITH TOOTH BRIGHT
YOU GOT IT!
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Well, it's your lucky day, Miss Sparkle
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'cause we have X-rayed
you from head to toe,
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and you don't have so much
as a cracked molar.
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So, you are good to go.
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Vaccination, okay.
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Not currently on any medication.
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By the way, I just want to say, my...
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my wife is a huge fan.
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Blood type...
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Oh hey, it's your birthday!
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Happy bir--
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Oh, uh, that's an emergency,
I'm sorry, I have to...
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Have a good...
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Bye.
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One moment.
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There's just
one last exam to perform.
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I thought he said
I was good to go.
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- Is there a problem?
- No, it's perfect.
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You're a good candidate.
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I mean, you're good to go.
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I wish you the best.
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Lizzie?
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Lizzie Sparkle?
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Oh my God, I can't believe it.
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Fred!
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Fred, from 10th grade homeroom!
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Fred, of course!
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You haven't changed a bit.
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You're still the most beautiful girl
in the whole wide world.
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You know, I followed your career.
What a success! I mean...
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Wow, wow, wow!
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Wow.
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Hey...
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Why don't we go out
maybe for a drink some time?
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Now that we're,
you know, "reconnected".
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- Oh, of course,
- I'm...
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- I'm stupid, you're super busy.
- But you know what?
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Why don't you give me your card?
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I mean, you never know.
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Here...
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This will do.
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Don't look at my cholesterol levels,
they're a disaster.
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- Oh, God!
- Oh, that's...
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There.
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Now, you've got it!
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Call me.
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Have you ever dreamtof a better version of yourself?
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Younger.
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More beautiful.
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More perfect.
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One single injectionunlocks your DNA.
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Starting a new cellular division.
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That will releaseanother version of yourself.
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This is...
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The Substance.
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You are the matrix.
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Everything comes from you.
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And everything is you.
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This is simplya better version of yourself.
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You just have to share.
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One week for one.
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And one week for the other.
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A perfect balance of seven days each.
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The one and only thing not to forget.
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You are one.
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You can't escape from yourself.
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You slip through my fingers
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And you drop to the ground
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You fade away
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Fade away
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Here, Elisabeth...
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Elisabeth, we love you!
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We love you...
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Yes?
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Hello.
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I'd like...
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to order.
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Address?
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1057 Beverly Canyon.
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Write this down,35 North Byron Alley.
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35 North...
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You are the matrix.
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Everything comes from you.
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And everything is you.
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This is simply
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a better version of yourself.
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Hello.
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Thanks.
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We'll let you know by next week.
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Thank you so much.
I'm just dying to get the part.
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Great dancer.
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Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle
of her face instead of that nose.
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Next!
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Looks like everything
sure is in the right place this time.
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Please say your name,
age, measurements.
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I'm...
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Sue.
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I'm Sue.
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Sue. Sue. Sue...
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Where is she?
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Where is she?
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What a gorgeous
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little
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angel!
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You're hired.
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We want a show
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that's just like you.
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Beautiful and happy.
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People want to be happy.
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We air in two weeks,
so let's get to work.
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I'm gonna let you organize
the rest with my assistant...
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Isabella.
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Isa, Isa, Isa...
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who has time to say that?
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We're gonna make you Cindy.
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It's shorter.
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It's better.
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So, I'm gonna let you organize
everything else with Cindy.
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Before you go,
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I just have to mention a...
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small scheduling issue.
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I have to be
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out of town every other week.
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To take care of my mother.
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Who's very sick.
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I want you for this show.
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And we will work around
any mother, brother,
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fucking sick puppy
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you need to take care of.
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Gorgeous, with a pure heart.
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People are gonna love that.
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Perfect.
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So you jump out.
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Touch your elbows.
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Head
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down.
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Contract.
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And five, six, seven, eight.
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Elbows.
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There she is!
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Where have you been?
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We've all been wanting to have
a drink with you for your departure.
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Anyway...
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we all chipped in,
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and we got you just a little something.
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To keep you busy.
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It's French.
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My wife, she swears by it.
Oh, I love my wife.
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Oops, I gotta run.
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But it's always great to see you.
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And we're ba--
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Which is the mostvaluable seafood?
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...are expensing stock options.Most of the nation--
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Bob and Judy, are you ready?
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...know what you'll be totingaround for the rest of your days? Regr--
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...the field, kids on the f--
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The antelope and the deer
moving about,
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A hunt through the T--
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...only at the Worldwide Shopping channel
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we have a beautiful, beautiful
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straight outta Africa...
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...$8.99, 99. In less than a minutewe have it here today
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...99, 99. I can't believe this price...
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...98, with remote.
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I cannot believe the incredible price.
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For $49.98, shoppers.
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Look at the quality of this thing.This thing is sturdy.
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Beautiful.
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Listen to your music at home, shoppers.
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$49.98, I'll take one myself.
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Put it right there,
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hold that one for me,that one's mine.
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How can you ever--
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God damn it, lady, come on!I haven't slept in three nights!
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Open up! God damn it!
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Are you gonna open--
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Sorry.
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I thought that Ms. Sparkle...
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She moved out.
I'm the new tenant.
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Sue.
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Oler--
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Oler--
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Oliker.
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You wanted to complain
about something...
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Oliver?
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What?
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No.
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No, no, no...
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I think it's awesome when there's stuff
going on in the building.
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You know what I mean?
280
00:50:18,292 --> 00:50:19,750
I'm actually...
281
00:50:20,167 --> 00:50:21,417
quite handy.
282
00:50:21,583 --> 00:50:22,875
If you ever need...
283
00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:26,833
need me to be of aid in any way.
284
00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:29,208
I got a sack of tools, and...
285
00:50:30,292 --> 00:50:32,000
I got a big hammer.
286
00:50:34,417 --> 00:50:35,917
You know what I mean.
287
00:50:37,708 --> 00:50:40,208
Anyways, I live right here.
288
00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:42,042
So you know where to find me.
289
00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:43,458
Anytime.
290
00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,375
Day or night.
291
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:46,833
Later.
292
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,250
Hi everybody.
293
00:52:43,417 --> 00:52:44,792
I'm Sue.
294
00:52:44,958 --> 00:52:46,042
And it's time
295
00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:47,208
to pump it up!
296
00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:49,083
Are you ready?
Let's go.
297
00:54:18,542 --> 00:54:20,833
Thank you so much, everybody.
298
00:54:21,292 --> 00:54:22,333
I'll see you next week.
299
00:54:23,792 --> 00:54:24,875
Oh...
300
00:54:26,167 --> 00:54:27,917
And in the meantime...
301
00:54:28,875 --> 00:54:30,750
take care of yourself.
302
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,083
Where is she?
303
00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:41,250
There she is!
304
00:54:42,667 --> 00:54:44,625
Wonderful, wonderful.
305
00:54:45,125 --> 00:54:47,375
That's what I'm talking about!
306
00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:06,542
I won't be out late,
so just wait for me.
307
00:56:12,667 --> 00:56:14,208
Don't eat too fast.
308
00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:32,333
Let's go!
309
00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:28,000
Are you alright?
310
00:58:32,292 --> 00:58:33,917
Yes, I'll be right back.
311
00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:11,375
Are you alright?
312
00:59:57,417 --> 00:59:58,708
What did you do?
313
00:59:58,792 --> 01:00:01,167
You seem
even more beautiful than before.
314
01:02:35,375 --> 01:02:36,458
Yes?
315
01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:38,125
Yes, hi.
316
01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:40,958
This is Elisabeth Sparkle.
317
01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:48,292
I'm 503.
318
01:02:49,042 --> 01:02:50,125
Yes.
319
01:02:51,042 --> 01:02:52,083
Yes, hi.
320
01:02:53,292 --> 01:02:54,958
There's been a slight
321
01:02:55,125 --> 01:02:57,000
misuse of the Substance.
322
01:02:57,750 --> 01:03:02,125
A few extra hours were accidentally
323
01:03:02,583 --> 01:03:03,667
used.
324
01:03:03,958 --> 01:03:05,333
Causing um...
325
01:03:06,833 --> 01:03:08,333
an alteration.
326
01:03:09,458 --> 01:03:11,917
So I'm just looking for
the procedure to reverse it.
327
01:03:12,083 --> 01:03:16,000
What has been used on one sideis lost on the other side.
328
01:03:16,167 --> 01:03:18,042
There's no going back.
329
01:03:23,708 --> 01:03:24,750
No...
330
01:03:25,583 --> 01:03:27,542
I don't know what she was thinking.
331
01:03:27,792 --> 01:03:30,042
And obviously she was drunk.
332
01:03:30,292 --> 01:03:32,792
Remember,there is no "she" and "you".
333
01:03:32,958 --> 01:03:34,292
You are one.
334
01:03:34,458 --> 01:03:35,625
Respect the balance.
335
01:03:35,792 --> 01:03:38,292
And you won't haveany more inconveniences.
336
01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:17,708
Sue!
337
01:05:18,333 --> 01:05:19,417
Sue?
338
01:05:20,167 --> 01:05:22,042
I just saw you on TV.
339
01:05:22,375 --> 01:05:24,125
Holy moly!
340
01:05:25,417 --> 01:05:27,417
Makes me wanna join your class.
341
01:05:27,792 --> 01:05:29,792
You don't give private lessons,
do you?
342
01:05:32,208 --> 01:05:33,250
Hey, um...
343
01:05:34,458 --> 01:05:37,083
What about a drink
at my place tonight?
344
01:05:39,208 --> 01:05:41,000
Come on, don't be shy.
345
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:43,958
I see you standing behind
the door there, gorgeous.
346
01:05:47,250 --> 01:05:48,333
Alright.
347
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:49,833
Take your time.
348
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,333
But it's a date.
349
01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:53,667
You know, pump it up
350
01:05:53,875 --> 01:05:55,833
You've got to pump it up
351
01:05:56,167 --> 01:05:57,833
You know, pump it up
352
01:05:58,167 --> 01:06:00,042
You've got to pump it up
353
01:07:24,167 --> 01:07:25,333
What can I get you?
354
01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:30,750
Mocha latte.
355
01:07:39,250 --> 01:07:41,667
It's long, isn't it?
356
01:07:43,417 --> 01:07:44,708
Excuse me?
357
01:07:48,458 --> 01:07:50,417
Seven days.
358
01:08:20,208 --> 01:08:22,458
Did you follow me here?
359
01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:25,000
I was just curious
360
01:08:25,375 --> 01:08:27,625
to find out how things
were going for you.
361
01:08:28,917 --> 01:08:31,625
Each time, you feel a little more...
362
01:08:32,250 --> 01:08:33,292
lonely.
363
01:08:34,292 --> 01:08:35,333
Don't you think?
364
01:08:36,917 --> 01:08:39,000
I don't know
what you're talking about.
365
01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:41,917
I'm fine.
366
01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:44,667
Everything's fine.
367
01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:46,792
It gets harder each time
368
01:08:47,542 --> 01:08:49,208
to remember that you
369
01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:50,958
still deserve
370
01:08:51,208 --> 01:08:52,667
to exist!
371
01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:57,333
That this part of yourself
372
01:08:57,708 --> 01:08:59,958
is still worth something,
373
01:09:00,083 --> 01:09:01,625
that you
374
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,458
still matter!
375
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,083
Has she started yet?
376
01:09:12,417 --> 01:09:15,125
Eating away at you?
377
01:09:32,292 --> 01:09:33,333
Fuck!
378
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:34,750
Watch out!
379
01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:44,375
What?
380
01:09:55,042 --> 01:09:56,083
Hey!
381
01:09:56,250 --> 01:09:57,250
Move!
382
01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:31,458
You're still the most beautiful girl
in the whole wide world.
383
01:10:41,167 --> 01:10:42,292
Hello?
384
01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:44,042
Hi, Fred.
385
01:10:44,208 --> 01:10:45,458
It's Lizzie.
386
01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:49,708
Hello?
387
01:10:50,208 --> 01:10:52,083
Sorry, I'm in shock.
388
01:10:53,208 --> 01:10:55,292
Wow, wow, wow!
389
01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:58,333
I thought I'd neverhear from you again after...
390
01:10:58,375 --> 01:10:59,875
Oh gosh, no, not at all.
391
01:11:00,042 --> 01:11:01,500
I've just, I've just...
392
01:11:01,667 --> 01:11:03,708
I've just been really busy lately.
393
01:11:04,042 --> 01:11:05,208
So listen,
394
01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:07,792
I was thinking that...
395
01:11:09,583 --> 01:11:13,000
maybe we could get together
and grab a drink?
396
01:11:18,333 --> 01:11:19,625
Are you still there?
397
01:11:20,167 --> 01:11:22,958
Sorry, I'm in shock again.
398
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:28,250
I could book Luigi's at 8?
399
01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:31,083
Eight at Luigi's it is.
400
01:11:31,125 --> 01:11:32,667
I...
401
01:11:32,958 --> 01:11:34,958
I will see you tonight.
402
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,875
- Bye.
- Okay. Bye.
403
01:16:32,125 --> 01:16:34,750
And we're back!And welcome back to...
404
01:16:35,042 --> 01:16:36,917
Bob and Judy, are you ready?
405
01:16:42,750 --> 01:16:44,167
Hi everybody!
406
01:16:45,250 --> 01:16:47,667
Okay, here we go everyone,
clear the set, please.
407
01:16:47,833 --> 01:16:49,500
First positions, thank you.
408
01:16:49,542 --> 01:16:50,833
Roll cameras.
409
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,125
And in
410
01:16:52,292 --> 01:16:53,500
Three, two...
411
01:16:54,208 --> 01:16:55,208
one...
412
01:16:57,875 --> 01:17:00,208
And squat, squat, squat.
413
01:17:01,792 --> 01:17:03,208
Circle those hips.
414
01:17:03,792 --> 01:17:05,000
Circle those hips.
415
01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:07,917
Contract, contract, contract.
416
01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:11,042
Contract, contract, contract.
417
01:17:11,208 --> 01:17:13,000
Head between your legs!
418
01:17:19,042 --> 01:17:20,167
Cut!
419
01:17:23,917 --> 01:17:25,167
I'm sorry, I thought I...
420
01:17:26,542 --> 01:17:28,417
I thought I...
421
01:17:29,333 --> 01:17:31,000
I just got distracted.
422
01:17:31,583 --> 01:17:33,208
Not a problem, let's get right back to it.
423
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,000
Back to one, please.
424
01:17:37,917 --> 01:17:39,542
Sorry, it's the control room now.
425
01:17:39,667 --> 01:17:42,000
The director said he saw
something bizarre on the monitor.
426
01:17:42,167 --> 01:17:43,792
Bring up the replay on camera 2.
427
01:17:43,958 --> 01:17:45,083
Camera 2!
428
01:17:56,083 --> 01:17:57,167
Forward.
429
01:18:03,167 --> 01:18:04,292
Can I have my dressing gown?
430
01:18:04,625 --> 01:18:07,125
- Sorry, it's in your dressing room.
- Well then, go and get it!
431
01:18:07,708 --> 01:18:09,208
Let's just take this frame by frame.
432
01:18:23,708 --> 01:18:24,750
I need five minutes.
433
01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:25,958
- Yes?
- This balance is not working!
434
01:20:26,250 --> 01:20:28,375
I barely have any time
to enjoy myself.
435
01:20:28,458 --> 01:20:31,333
While she wastes seven days,
436
01:20:31,375 --> 01:20:33,167
stuffing her face in front of the TV!
437
01:20:33,208 --> 01:20:35,250
Remember,there is no "she" and "you".
438
01:20:35,375 --> 01:20:36,417
You are--
439
01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:40,708
Hello everybody...
440
01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:47,000
What's happening?
Where is everybody?
441
01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:48,667
The taping's been cancelled.
442
01:20:49,708 --> 01:20:50,708
What? Why?
443
01:20:50,875 --> 01:20:51,875
Sue.
444
01:20:52,333 --> 01:20:54,583
Harvey wants to see you
in his office immediately.
445
01:20:55,417 --> 01:20:56,458
Okay.
446
01:20:56,708 --> 01:20:57,750
I'll go change...
447
01:20:57,833 --> 01:20:59,375
No, he said "Now".
448
01:21:16,833 --> 01:21:18,625
I'll get right to the point.
449
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:21,750
We can't keep you
on the morning show.
450
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:25,208
But why? I just started.
451
01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:28,208
Ratings are through the roof.
452
01:21:29,042 --> 01:21:31,167
We started at 42.
453
01:21:31,667 --> 01:21:33,000
Now we're up to, like...
454
01:21:33,917 --> 01:21:35,000
216.
455
01:21:35,167 --> 01:21:37,458
It's phenomenal!
456
01:21:38,708 --> 01:21:40,083
People love you!
457
01:21:40,625 --> 01:21:42,292
They adore you!
458
01:21:42,417 --> 01:21:44,042
They want more and more
459
01:21:44,208 --> 01:21:45,500
and more of you.
460
01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:47,417
That is why we have decided
461
01:21:48,208 --> 01:21:50,333
that we want you to host
462
01:21:51,292 --> 01:21:53,292
the New Year's Eve show.
463
01:21:53,917 --> 01:21:55,292
You mean the...
464
01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:58,417
The network's biggest show.
50 million viewers.
465
01:21:58,583 --> 01:21:59,750
Live.
466
01:21:59,917 --> 01:22:02,083
You can't go higher than that!
467
01:22:04,333 --> 01:22:05,417
Now, it's gonna be intense.
468
01:22:05,708 --> 01:22:08,250
We only have a few months
to pull it off, so...
469
01:22:08,625 --> 01:22:10,542
Are you in?
470
01:22:21,583 --> 01:22:23,583
If you don't open the door
when opportunity knocks
471
01:22:23,625 --> 01:22:25,000
you won't get another chance.
472
01:22:26,625 --> 01:22:28,375
You of all people know this.
473
01:22:41,167 --> 01:22:43,167
Just one more day,
and then I have a whole week off
474
01:22:43,250 --> 01:22:44,583
we can switch.
475
01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:03,792
We're doing the cover of Vogue!
476
01:23:05,333 --> 01:23:06,583
Just one more day, okay?
477
01:23:43,083 --> 01:23:45,250
No...
478
01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:15,750
Yes?
479
01:24:15,875 --> 01:24:17,833
She didn't respect the balance!
480
01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:21,125
She's stealing
more and more time from me.
481
01:24:21,292 --> 01:24:25,042
Completely without consideration
to the consequences.
482
01:24:25,208 --> 01:24:26,792
She's a selfish bitch!
483
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:27,875
Would you like to stop?
484
01:24:30,917 --> 01:24:32,000
Stop?
485
01:24:32,125 --> 01:24:33,458
You are the matrix.
486
01:24:33,792 --> 01:24:37,042
If you are not satisfied,you can put an end to the experience
487
01:24:37,208 --> 01:24:40,083
and go back to being just you,on your own.
488
01:24:40,250 --> 01:24:41,292
Would you like to stop?
489
01:24:44,417 --> 01:24:46,875
Will it go back
to the way it was before?
490
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,208
What has been transferredwon't come back.
491
01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:51,708
But you can stopthe experience as of now.
492
01:24:51,875 --> 01:24:53,208
Would you like to stop?
493
01:24:53,375 --> 01:24:56,125
To go back to being just you,on your own?
494
01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,083
No.
495
01:25:02,667 --> 01:25:03,833
No, no, no...
496
01:25:04,125 --> 01:25:05,500
I can't stop.
497
01:25:06,667 --> 01:25:07,667
She...
498
01:25:09,750 --> 01:25:10,750
I...
499
01:25:16,375 --> 01:25:18,458
The balance
just needs to be respected.
500
01:25:18,625 --> 01:25:19,958
So respect it.
501
01:25:22,958 --> 01:25:24,250
Just stop it. Stop it.
502
01:25:24,583 --> 01:25:26,375
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
503
01:25:35,375 --> 01:25:37,875
Bob, you are the winner!
504
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,833
So Bob, congratulations,you've won $25,000.
505
01:25:41,208 --> 01:25:44,250
Now you have one final chanceto answer a single question
506
01:25:44,583 --> 01:25:48,833
in our big question roundand play for $250,000!
507
01:25:52,333 --> 01:25:54,083
Now, you'll have just 45 seconds...
508
01:26:53,458 --> 01:26:55,750
Just a little something
to keep you busy.
509
01:27:08,542 --> 01:27:09,958
Fuck...
510
01:27:36,458 --> 01:27:38,833
Yes, ladies and gentlemen,she is here.
511
01:27:39,292 --> 01:27:40,500
The superstar
512
01:27:40,667 --> 01:27:42,833
of the moment, Sue!
513
01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:44,917
Are you ready? Let's welcome her!
514
01:27:45,083 --> 01:27:46,250
Sue!
515
01:27:48,042 --> 01:27:53,000
You popped up out of nowhere
on our screens like a tornado!
516
01:27:53,167 --> 01:27:54,875
I don't think anybody
517
01:27:55,042 --> 01:27:56,625
was really prepared for this whirlwind.
518
01:28:03,958 --> 01:28:07,208
It all started with the morning show.
519
01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:08,625
And rumor has it,
520
01:28:08,792 --> 01:28:12,208
that you are up
for Tom Grant's next movie.
521
01:28:14,125 --> 01:28:15,250
Ah, wait...
522
01:28:15,458 --> 01:28:16,542
just a moment.
523
01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:18,875
I'm being told
you are going to host
524
01:28:19,042 --> 01:28:21,667
the New Year's Eve show,
can you confirm this?
525
01:28:22,250 --> 01:28:23,250
Yes, that's right.
526
01:28:23,542 --> 01:28:24,875
Yes, that's right.
527
01:28:27,583 --> 01:28:30,458
Oh my God! That is huge news!
528
01:28:33,333 --> 01:28:34,833
Tell us a little bit about yourself.
529
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,458
Where are you from,
how did you get discovered?
530
01:28:37,583 --> 01:28:40,875
I want, we want to know everything.
531
01:28:43,708 --> 01:28:45,083
Well, I mean..
532
01:28:45,667 --> 01:28:48,000
there's really not very much to tell.
533
01:28:48,500 --> 01:28:49,833
I'm just a girl
534
01:28:49,875 --> 01:28:53,583
from a very small town in Indiana.
535
01:28:53,792 --> 01:28:55,542
I'm sure that you've never heard of it.
536
01:28:55,792 --> 01:28:57,750
In fact, it's not even a town.
537
01:28:57,792 --> 01:29:00,875
I'm not sure you could
really even call it a village. It's...
538
01:29:01,750 --> 01:29:03,625
a farm, perhaps?
539
01:29:10,375 --> 01:29:12,000
But, ever since I can remember,
540
01:29:12,167 --> 01:29:13,875
it has always been my dream
541
01:29:14,042 --> 01:29:15,250
to be on the screen.
542
01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:17,958
This is my dream.
543
01:29:18,125 --> 01:29:20,042
As a child I used to put
on shows for my family.
544
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:22,333
Your family.
545
01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:23,583
How sweet.
546
01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:27,542
So...
547
01:29:27,833 --> 01:29:30,083
everyone is aware
548
01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:31,708
that you replaced
549
01:29:32,083 --> 01:29:33,417
Elisabeth Sparkle.
550
01:29:34,583 --> 01:29:37,708
And no doubt about it, you stepped in,
551
01:29:37,750 --> 01:29:39,375
you turned up the volume,
552
01:29:39,417 --> 01:29:41,583
and you rocked their world.
553
01:29:41,875 --> 01:29:43,500
Were you a fan of her show?
554
01:29:49,958 --> 01:29:51,125
Well...
555
01:29:52,375 --> 01:29:54,083
Well, I can't...
556
01:29:54,458 --> 01:29:57,125
I can't really say
that I actually watched
557
01:29:57,292 --> 01:29:58,292
her show.
558
01:29:58,917 --> 01:30:02,458
You do know that we're not exactly
from the same generation.
559
01:30:03,458 --> 01:30:05,000
And you have to admit
560
01:30:05,167 --> 01:30:06,500
it was a bit old-fashioned.
561
01:30:09,542 --> 01:30:10,958
Jurassic Fitness, really.
562
01:30:11,875 --> 01:30:13,333
Jurassic Fitness?
563
01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:14,667
It needed a change.
564
01:30:16,958 --> 01:30:18,333
I'll fucking show you.
565
01:30:19,625 --> 01:30:21,583
You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness?
566
01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:26,000
You want it?
567
01:30:26,917 --> 01:30:27,917
Come on,
568
01:30:28,042 --> 01:30:30,500
come get
your fucking Jurassic Fitness!
569
01:30:39,292 --> 01:30:41,458
But my mother was a huge fan of hers.
570
01:30:43,667 --> 01:30:45,500
So every morning,
571
01:30:46,042 --> 01:30:47,042
rain or shine,
572
01:30:48,292 --> 01:30:50,250
Sparkle Your Life was on TV.
573
01:30:50,500 --> 01:30:52,500
So, in a way, I grew up with her.
574
01:30:52,792 --> 01:30:54,375
Whether I liked it or not.
575
01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:58,292
I guess that's why you can say
we have some sort of connection.
576
01:30:58,542 --> 01:31:00,167
"Some sort of connection."
577
01:31:00,333 --> 01:31:01,542
You wouldn't exist
578
01:31:01,792 --> 01:31:02,875
without me.
579
01:31:14,292 --> 01:31:16,167
It is time, ladies and gentlemen,
580
01:31:16,208 --> 01:31:18,583
for our final question.
581
01:31:18,750 --> 01:31:20,542
The question that we ask
582
01:31:20,583 --> 01:31:24,708
each and every one of our guests.
583
01:31:25,333 --> 01:31:28,667
Would you share one of your little
584
01:31:28,708 --> 01:31:30,042
beauty secrets with us?
585
01:31:31,833 --> 01:31:33,542
Just one little trick of yours
586
01:31:33,708 --> 01:31:37,125
that helps you look so incredibly
stunning, I mean, look at you.
587
01:31:37,167 --> 01:31:38,875
- I don't know...
- Say it!
588
01:31:39,875 --> 01:31:41,250
Say it!
589
01:31:42,292 --> 01:31:43,833
- Let me think.
- Say it.
590
01:31:43,958 --> 01:31:46,250
Tell them
who your little beauty secret is.
591
01:31:46,417 --> 01:31:47,333
I guess...
592
01:31:47,458 --> 01:31:49,625
Why don't we just show them right here?
593
01:31:49,792 --> 01:31:51,292
Here's your little beauty secret.
594
01:31:51,417 --> 01:31:53,083
I guess I just try to be myself.
595
01:31:53,250 --> 01:31:54,250
To be sincere
596
01:31:54,417 --> 01:31:56,542
and grateful for all that I have.
597
01:31:57,292 --> 01:31:59,208
And to always remember
to lead with my heart.
598
01:32:00,042 --> 01:32:02,083
America's sweetheart.
599
01:32:11,958 --> 01:32:13,583
"I just...
600
01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:16,042
I try to be myself."
601
01:32:17,625 --> 01:32:18,792
Stop it!
602
01:32:19,875 --> 01:32:21,333
Stop it.
603
01:32:21,542 --> 01:32:23,250
You're taking it from me.
604
01:32:23,417 --> 01:32:25,583
That's your little secret.
605
01:32:25,750 --> 01:32:27,292
Stop it!
606
01:32:27,583 --> 01:32:30,292
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
607
01:32:41,750 --> 01:32:43,208
You have to...
608
01:32:43,375 --> 01:32:46,458
...control yourself!
609
01:33:06,125 --> 01:33:07,958
I can't go back inside her.
610
01:33:16,083 --> 01:33:17,542
Gross, old,
611
01:33:17,667 --> 01:33:18,917
fat,
612
01:33:19,708 --> 01:33:20,750
disgusting!
613
01:34:41,292 --> 01:34:42,667
Coming to bed?
614
01:34:43,375 --> 01:34:44,375
Yes.
615
01:34:45,167 --> 01:34:46,458
I'll be right there.
616
01:35:51,500 --> 01:35:52,833
- Yes?
- Hi!
617
01:35:52,875 --> 01:35:54,667
Hi, this is an emergency.
618
01:35:54,833 --> 01:35:56,750
There's no more stabilizer fluid.
619
01:35:58,875 --> 01:36:00,042
Hello?
620
01:36:01,292 --> 01:36:02,875
It's fucking 503.
621
01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:04,042
Yes.
622
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,625
I'm telling you, this is urgent.
There's no more stabilizer fluid.
623
01:36:07,792 --> 01:36:09,667
It means you've reached the end.
624
01:36:12,083 --> 01:36:13,250
What do you mean, the end?
625
01:36:13,542 --> 01:36:14,917
You've drained it all out.
626
01:36:15,083 --> 01:36:16,125
If you want more,
627
01:36:16,167 --> 01:36:18,042
you must let the fluid regenerate.
628
01:36:18,833 --> 01:36:20,208
Tell me how to do it,
629
01:36:20,250 --> 01:36:22,500
I need to stabilize myself right now.
630
01:36:22,875 --> 01:36:24,500
You simply have to switch.
631
01:36:27,208 --> 01:36:28,500
Excuse me?
632
01:36:28,542 --> 01:36:31,208
The switch rebootsthe fluid secretion process
633
01:36:31,375 --> 01:36:33,833
so you can continueto enjoy the experience.
634
01:36:33,875 --> 01:36:35,833
No, no, no.
635
01:36:36,125 --> 01:36:37,542
I can't switch, I can't.
636
01:36:38,083 --> 01:36:39,625
Especially not now.
637
01:36:39,750 --> 01:36:41,542
There is no other option.
638
01:37:08,167 --> 01:37:09,292
Sue?
639
01:37:21,542 --> 01:37:22,708
Babe?
640
01:37:25,792 --> 01:37:26,833
Sue?
641
01:37:27,375 --> 01:37:28,500
You alright?
642
01:37:34,375 --> 01:37:35,708
Stressed out about tomorrow?
643
01:37:56,167 --> 01:37:58,167
Sue? Is something wrong?
644
01:38:03,167 --> 01:38:05,542
You a little cranky because
of your lady business?
645
01:38:10,292 --> 01:38:11,333
Sue, open the door.
646
01:38:12,583 --> 01:38:13,833
Come on, Sue.
647
01:38:14,417 --> 01:38:16,292
It's not funny,
I need to take a piss.
648
01:38:17,542 --> 01:38:18,875
Sue, open the door.
649
01:38:19,792 --> 01:38:21,500
Open the door, Sue. Come on.
650
01:38:22,917 --> 01:38:24,167
Babe.
651
01:38:27,083 --> 01:38:28,375
Open the door.
652
01:38:40,250 --> 01:38:41,333
Sue...
653
01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:50,333
Open the door!
654
01:38:51,250 --> 01:38:52,542
Get out!
655
01:38:53,167 --> 01:38:54,500
What the fuck?
656
01:38:55,458 --> 01:38:57,333
Get the fuck out!
657
01:38:57,667 --> 01:38:59,792
Who's this? Who the fuck is this?
658
01:38:59,917 --> 01:39:01,208
And leave me alone!
659
01:39:10,125 --> 01:39:11,958
What the fuck!
660
01:40:05,250 --> 01:40:06,292
Yes?
661
01:40:07,042 --> 01:40:08,083
I...
662
01:40:09,083 --> 01:40:11,000
It's 503,
663
01:40:12,125 --> 01:40:13,792
and I want to stop.
664
01:40:13,958 --> 01:40:17,250
Are you sure?Once you stop, you can't go back.
665
01:40:17,417 --> 01:40:19,000
I wanna stop!
666
01:40:19,167 --> 01:40:21,375
I wanna fucking stop.
667
01:40:21,750 --> 01:40:23,583
I wanna stop!
668
01:40:24,125 --> 01:40:25,250
We'll deliver.
669
01:41:12,250 --> 01:41:13,292
Sue? I--
670
01:41:13,375 --> 01:41:14,500
Fuck off!
671
01:42:35,000 --> 01:42:36,083
Are you sure?
672
01:42:38,542 --> 01:42:41,000
Once you stop, you can't go back.
673
01:42:41,333 --> 01:42:43,958
You will simply remain on your own.
674
01:42:44,667 --> 01:42:47,000
Just on your own.
675
01:42:48,750 --> 01:42:50,917
Just on your own.
676
01:42:50,958 --> 01:42:52,125
On your own...
677
01:42:52,167 --> 01:42:53,167
Shut the fuck up!
678
01:42:53,417 --> 01:42:54,792
On your--
679
01:43:43,292 --> 01:43:44,625
Elisabeth!
680
01:43:44,667 --> 01:43:45,833
We love you!
681
01:43:48,250 --> 01:43:49,667
Over here!
682
01:43:49,708 --> 01:43:51,375
We love you!
683
01:43:56,125 --> 01:43:57,417
I can't.
684
01:43:58,792 --> 01:43:59,833
I can't.
685
01:44:00,375 --> 01:44:02,167
I can't do this.
686
01:44:05,167 --> 01:44:06,667
I need you.
687
01:44:07,249 --> 01:44:08,417
Cause...
688
01:44:08,583 --> 01:44:10,417
I hate myself.
689
01:44:13,250 --> 01:44:15,042
You gotta...
690
01:44:15,292 --> 01:44:16,667
you gotta get ready,
691
01:44:16,833 --> 01:44:18,333
it's our big,
it's our big night.
692
01:44:20,292 --> 01:44:22,708
Come on, they're gonna
love you so much.
693
01:44:23,917 --> 01:44:24,958
Come on.
694
01:44:26,167 --> 01:44:27,167
Come on.
695
01:44:27,292 --> 01:44:28,458
One, two...
696
01:44:28,958 --> 01:44:30,208
you're the only lovable part of me,
697
01:44:30,250 --> 01:44:31,958
you have to come back.
698
01:44:32,125 --> 01:44:33,208
You have to come back!
699
01:44:33,542 --> 01:44:34,583
Come back...
700
01:44:58,292 --> 01:44:59,292
Come on.
701
01:45:01,083 --> 01:45:02,125
Come on.
702
01:45:08,667 --> 01:45:09,667
Come on!
703
01:51:12,375 --> 01:51:14,333
Got an hour and a half
for makeup. Hair...
704
01:51:14,458 --> 01:51:16,208
And then we gotta get you
to the fitting room, into your dress.
705
01:51:16,292 --> 01:51:19,042
After that we have one final test
on stage for lighting and sound.
706
01:51:19,083 --> 01:51:20,542
We have a bit of downtime
before the show starts.
707
01:51:20,583 --> 01:51:21,792
You got it?
708
01:51:21,958 --> 01:51:23,000
Okay, let's go.
709
01:51:23,125 --> 01:51:24,125
Come on.
710
01:51:30,917 --> 01:51:31,958
The dress.
711
01:51:32,583 --> 01:51:33,958
Wonderful!
712
01:51:34,458 --> 01:51:35,500
Perfect!
713
01:51:43,458 --> 01:51:44,958
And here you go...
714
01:51:52,708 --> 01:51:53,708
Good.
715
01:51:54,208 --> 01:51:55,333
Can we get the dance light?
716
01:52:00,500 --> 01:52:02,333
I'm gonna be right back, sorry.
717
01:53:28,417 --> 01:53:31,417
Sue. They need to see you on stage
to set the lights.
718
01:53:33,500 --> 01:53:34,583
Huh?
719
01:53:55,417 --> 01:53:56,917
Have you ever dreamt
720
01:53:58,000 --> 01:54:00,375
of a better version of yourself?
721
01:54:01,458 --> 01:54:02,667
More beautiful,
722
01:54:03,125 --> 01:54:04,542
more perfect...
723
01:54:04,708 --> 01:54:05,708
Sue?
724
01:54:07,542 --> 01:54:09,125
Yes, let me meet you there.
725
01:54:09,292 --> 01:54:11,167
Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage.
726
01:54:27,917 --> 01:54:28,958
Sue.
727
01:54:32,333 --> 01:54:34,750
Let me introduce you
to the shareholders.
728
01:54:34,833 --> 01:54:38,042
They have been dying to meet you.
729
01:54:41,500 --> 01:54:42,875
Is everything...
730
01:54:44,125 --> 01:54:45,458
okay?
731
01:54:50,167 --> 01:54:51,417
So, smile!
732
01:54:59,375 --> 01:55:01,542
It's what we want tonight!
733
01:55:02,500 --> 01:55:06,083
Pretty girls should always smile.
734
01:55:08,125 --> 01:55:09,167
Girls, come on.
735
01:55:09,375 --> 01:55:10,750
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
736
01:55:12,792 --> 01:55:14,042
Come on, we gotta go.
737
01:55:16,542 --> 01:55:18,625
Tiffany, Cindy, Ashley.
738
01:55:18,792 --> 01:55:20,042
Go, go, go!
739
01:55:20,208 --> 01:55:22,500
Feathers! Feathers! Feathers!
740
01:56:14,333 --> 01:56:15,750
Hey, ready for tonight?
741
01:57:05,583 --> 01:57:07,375
I need a better version of myself.
742
01:57:07,542 --> 01:57:10,292
Please give me
a better version of myself, please.
743
01:57:16,167 --> 01:57:17,667
Please!
744
01:57:19,375 --> 01:57:21,125
Come on!
745
01:59:15,333 --> 01:59:19,333
Looks like everything
sure is in the right place this time.
746
01:59:21,167 --> 01:59:22,332
Please say your name,
747
01:59:22,500 --> 01:59:24,000
age, measurements.
748
01:59:27,333 --> 01:59:28,625
I'm...
749
01:59:34,792 --> 01:59:36,167
I'm...
750
02:02:20,833 --> 02:02:21,917
Pretty girls
751
02:02:22,000 --> 02:02:24,625
should always smile.
752
02:02:59,458 --> 02:03:02,708
At last, we were starting to worry.
Hurry up, you're up in five.
753
02:03:21,417 --> 02:03:23,708
There she is, so beautiful.
754
02:03:24,792 --> 02:03:26,125
We love you!
755
02:03:27,792 --> 02:03:29,333
This is where you belong,
756
02:03:29,375 --> 02:03:30,917
and you'll always belong here.
757
02:03:31,082 --> 02:03:32,375
We can't do it without you.
758
02:03:32,542 --> 02:03:33,958
We could never do it without you.
759
02:03:34,875 --> 02:03:36,542
You're irreplaceable.
760
02:04:04,792 --> 02:04:06,875
Girls, come on, let's go.
What are we waiting for?
761
02:04:07,042 --> 02:04:08,125
Alright, come on, everybody.
762
02:04:08,208 --> 02:04:09,417
Let's go, let's go.
763
02:04:13,167 --> 02:04:15,625
You will not be disappointed.
764
02:04:16,417 --> 02:04:18,333
She's my most beautiful creation.
765
02:04:18,500 --> 02:04:20,917
I have shaped her for success.
766
02:06:13,625 --> 02:06:16,000
I'm so happy
767
02:06:16,083 --> 02:06:18,750
to be with you tonight.
768
02:06:21,625 --> 02:06:24,792
I've missed you all
769
02:06:24,917 --> 02:06:27,417
so much!
770
02:07:27,792 --> 02:07:29,333
The monster!
771
02:07:37,542 --> 02:07:38,958
Shoot the monster!
772
02:07:40,417 --> 02:07:41,417
It's a freak!
773
02:07:41,708 --> 02:07:42,750
No!
774
02:07:42,875 --> 02:07:45,083
Shoot the monster!
775
02:07:45,792 --> 02:07:46,875
Don't be scared
776
02:07:47,042 --> 02:07:48,125
Monster!
777
02:07:48,208 --> 02:07:49,667
It's still me.
778
02:07:49,917 --> 02:07:51,125
It's me!
779
02:07:52,000 --> 02:07:53,083
I'm Elisabeth.
780
02:07:53,125 --> 02:07:54,083
I'm Sue!
781
02:07:59,833 --> 02:08:00,875
Freak!
782
02:08:03,167 --> 02:08:05,292
You freak!
783
02:08:08,167 --> 02:08:09,958
Monster!
784
02:08:13,250 --> 02:08:14,375
Freak!
785
02:08:15,958 --> 02:08:17,625
Monster!
786
02:08:21,042 --> 02:08:22,458
It's me!
787
02:08:24,375 --> 02:08:25,958
Just me.
788
02:08:35,250 --> 02:08:36,500
I'm the same.
789
02:09:31,292 --> 02:09:33,792
Too bad her boobs aren'tin the middle of her face
790
02:09:33,833 --> 02:09:35,708
instead of that nose.
791
02:09:38,625 --> 02:09:39,625
Next!
792
02:09:45,707 --> 02:09:49,000
Pretty girls should always smile.
793
02:09:54,292 --> 02:09:56,792
At 50 it stops.
794
02:12:58,000 --> 02:12:59,292
So beautiful!
795
02:13:00,208 --> 02:13:01,417
We love you!
796
02:13:04,125 --> 02:13:06,084
You're irreplaceable!
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