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What are you doing?
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I'm just cleaning up
my pride and joy.
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You know, every time I open
this little library,
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I find something
new and magical.
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Mm. There's a little spider
on Charlotte's Web.
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Ah, it's on me.
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Dave, with Grover
on his class trip,
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I took a peek at his application
for Oak Ridge Prep. Mm-hmm.
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He had to write an essay
about a historical figure
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he'd like to have dinner with.
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He picked Wolverine.
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Nice.
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I mean, not-- not nice.
No.
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Oak Ridge Prep.
What, y'all win the lottery?
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(scoffs) I know.
We've gotten so spoiled.
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One of the perks
of being principal
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was Grover got free tuition.
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But he graduates
middle school this year.
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Free ride's over.
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Or... the free ride can continue
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in public high school.
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Yeah, but, you know, Grover
won't get the same education
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that he'd get
at a private school.
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(scoffs) Well, I went
to public school.
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So did Marty.
You know, the astrophysicist?
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Yeah! Yeah,
public school's great.
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We love public school.
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We'd send Grover to public
school in a heartbeat.
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We're just not going to.
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You know, it's your money,
do what you want, but...
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you might have to cut back
on the fancy coffee.
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Fancy?
Yeah.
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This isn't fancy.
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It's just a single origin,
fair trade
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shade-grown, half-caff frap.
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It's only seven dollars.
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And you drink two a day.
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So, let me see, 14 times 365...
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That's $5,110 a year.
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You just did that
in your head?
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Not bad for public school, huh?
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(funk music playing)
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Wow, Calvin. Nice car.
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Isn't this the car that Trey got
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for sleeping with Miss Kim?
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Yeah, I bought it from him.
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Just got her fully detailed.
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Because God only knows
what they did in here.
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? Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ?
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? Welcome to the hood. ?
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Oh, come on, Pop.
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Look, just let me drive it
around the block.
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Yeah, I would love to let you
drive it, but I can't.
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Well, why not?
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Look, I let you
drive the car,
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you scrape it,
all right, I kill you...
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...your mother gets mad,
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we break up, I'm in jail,
and your mama's all alone.
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I just don't want
that on you, okay?
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Well, our weekend is shot.
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I just got
a text from my dad.
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(chuckles)
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"Hey, Bobby girl,
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"highway my great
grand Bobby,
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"finding to town turquoise.
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Noel."
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That's gibberish.
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It means, "Hey, baby girl,
how's my great grand-baby?
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Coming tomorrow."
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Huh. Impressive
translation, Mama,
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but what is "noel"?
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Eh, that's a new one.
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But it better not mean
that he and that woman
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are staying until Christmas.
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Ooh, is this about
the stepmother
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that Tina refuses to talk about?
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We are not talking
about that heifer.
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Oh, come on, Mama.
Loretta's not that bad.
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Yeah, and her oatmeal
cookies are the bomb.
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They are straight trash.
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See, Gemma, what happened was
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when Tina's mama died,
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her daddy got remarried a little
too quick for Tina's taste.
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A little? Ha! Five months.
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That woman took advantage
of my poor grieving father.
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He was lost and vulnerable
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and then she just swooped on in
with her little kitten heels
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and started bossing him around
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and redecorating
my mother's house.
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You know,
in all fairness to Loretta,
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taking that carpet
out the kitchen
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wasn't the worst idea.
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You know, I can't even
visit my father anymore
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because she's always over there.
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Well, she does
live there.
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Well, look
who's on Team Loretta.
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? ?
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All right, I've crunched
the numbers
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and I believe we can afford
Grover's private school
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if we just cut our spending
by roughly ten percent.
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Okay, yeah,
we can do this.
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Look how much we'll save
if we cut out your fancy lattes
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and switch
to grocery store coffee.
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Yeah, okay, um...
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Well, look, here's
another easy one.
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Your wine club.
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Yeah...
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Well, as long as I'm drinking
grocery store coffee,
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you can make wine
in the bathtub.
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Okay.
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Let's stop taking this
personally and move on.
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Do we really need
all these streaming services?
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Yes. Next item.
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Dave. Come on.
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We're paying
for like ten.
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Like, like, what is this one?
Heist?
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Yes, Heist.
It's all the great heist movies.
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You know how much I love
putting a good team together
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for one last job.
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Do you love a good school
for your son?
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(sighs) Yes.
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Okay.
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Now, this is utilities,
car repairs, miscellaneous...
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Hold on, what's this?
What's this?
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What's this "salon"?
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Is that how much you pay
for a haircut?
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Well, it's not just a cut.
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I also get it colored.
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You do?
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Are you not blonde?
Well--
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I'm blonde-ish.
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Okay, well, fine.
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I guess we're going to the
grocery store for coffee, wine,
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DVDs and hair dye.
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Because we love
our son so much.
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(laughter)
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Hey, remember how Grampa Otis
used to take us roller-skating?
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Oh, yeah, man.
He could skate backwards.
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Man, he was smooth.
He'd be smoking a menthol,
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holding a Colt 45
while doing the splits.
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And the man wouldn't
spill a drop.
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(laughter)
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Daddy's home.
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Hey!
Grandpa.
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Hey, boy.
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How you doing?
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Let me get
that for you. Hey, Calvin.
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What's going on?
Uh, Daddy...
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where's Loretta?
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Didn't you get my text?
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I told you "No L."
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Not "noel,"
no Loretta.
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I'm-a break this code.
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Well, Daddy,
w-where is she?
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Well, hell if I know.
What?
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I gave Loretta
her walking papers.
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You did?
I did.
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I'm a free man.
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Daddy!
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Otis, you're
looking good, man.
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Me?
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Well, I ain't looking
as half as smooth as you.
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(laughs) Boy, you know
you're smooth
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as room temperature butter.
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(laughter)
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My two cents?
You're even smoother than that.
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Like a dolphin.
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Daphne...
Oh...
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This is
your great grandfather.
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Yes, yes, look at my
great grand puddin'.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Look, she's got my smile.
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And she's got my gums, look.
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Yeah, Grandpa, yeah,
she's got the family gums.
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Tina, your dad is so charming.
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So what happened to the heifer?
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Mm. He dumped her.
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What are you guys
talking about?
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How Gemma's hair's
not really blonde?
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What?
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(scoffs)
He didn't know.
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You didn't?
How could you not?
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Look at her roots.
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Anyway...
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thanks to our new budget,
it's no more salon for me.
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Yeah, we're trying
to cut back on luxuries.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Haircare is not a luxury, Dave.
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It's a woman's God-given right.
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Well, I thought the same thing
about my streaming services,
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but those had to go, too.
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Whoa, whoa, now
that's crazy talk.
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You need your
streamers, Dave.
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Why? So you can keep mooching
off of Dave's passwords?
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Tina.
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So what I heard
was that, uh,
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you were engaged
to a Nigerian woman.
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Right.
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But you put a baby
in a Canadian woman.
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That is one way
to put it.
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And you're raising
the baby together. Yes.
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But you're not
"together" together.
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No, no.
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So, my question is,
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who you getting busy with?
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Uh... (chuckles)
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Well, you know, I've been--
No, no one right now.
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No, no one.
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You know, I'm just--
I'm really busy.
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You know, like,
not getting busy,
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but just, like,
regular "busy" busy.
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"Busy" busy. Well, you know,
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I-I was never too busy
to get busy.
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(laughing)
Eh, Malcolm?
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Malcolm. I know my grandson.
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He's still having fun
with the ladies, right?
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Now, Grandpa,
you know how I do.
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(laughter)
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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
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So, uh, who's on your roster?
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Oh, uh, you know what?
(clears throat)
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Nobody right now. Uh, I'm just--
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You know, I'm taking some time
to j-just work on myself.
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Ah, well, you got
to be careful with that.
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You touch yourself too much,
you end up with astigmatism.
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Come on, people, let's eat.
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Mmm.
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Ooh, that smells good.
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Oh, it's been too long since
I've had some fried chicken.
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That's right.
Why? I made it because it's your favorite.
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Oh, Loretta wouldn't
let me have it.
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Eh, she was
too controlling.
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Always telling me what to eat,
what to wear.
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Oh, I-I couldn't
take it anymore.
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Mm. You know, she's got
a lot of nerve.
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You're a grown man.
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You can eat
whatever you want.
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Put that down.
Hey.
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I-I'm a grown man,
too, Tina.
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Yeah, you're a grown man
with high cholesterol.
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You get baked.
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? ?
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What are you watching?
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C-SPAN.
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It's looking like Milwaukee's
gonna get a bridge.
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Are you trying
to make me feel bad
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about canceling
your streaming channels?
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No, not at all.
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(sets down remote)
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Guess I'll go
read a book.
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You know, I'd be so screwed
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if I didn't have
my little library outside.
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(phone chimes)
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Ooh. All right,
let's see what we got.
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No!
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(screams)
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? ?
257
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,324
OTIS:
Calvin.
258
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,030
Uh... Otis? Damn.
259
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:04,464
You all right?
260
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,866
You need to change your drawers?
261
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,168
No.
262
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:10,771
W-What are you doing
sitting in the dark?
263
00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,406
Oh, uh, see you
finished the chicken.
264
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,175
That's good.
265
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,378
Well, I got to
fortify myself
266
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:20,047
'cause tomorrow,
267
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,882
I'm getting back out there
in them streets.
268
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,416
Oh, yeah.
269
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,552
Gonna find me a fine, young
thing. Something in her 60s.
270
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:29,122
Mm-hmm.
(chuckles)
271
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:32,960
Eh, with... with her
original hip. (laughs)
272
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,594
(chuckles)
273
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,430
Well, you sure
rebound quick, man.
274
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,032
Mm. Oh, yeah.
275
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,834
I can't wait to get back
in the game, baby.
276
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:44,471
Hey, man, so, uh...
277
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,273
you don't miss
Loretta at all?
278
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,374
Oh, shoot, man.
279
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,443
You miss a toothache, huh?
(laughs)
280
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,479
No, I'll be
all right.
281
00:11:55,749 --> 00:12:00,287
I wish Loretta had walked out
on me years ago.
282
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,621
(chuckles)
283
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,125
Oh-oh-oh, I-I thought
you walked out.
284
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,194
Isn't that
what I said?
285
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,964
No.
286
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,232
Otis, you sure
you're okay?
287
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,601
I'm good.
288
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,204
I'm good.
289
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,309
So what's the problem?
He's good.
290
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,776
No, babe.
291
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:27,647
He said, "I'm good. I'm good."
Two times.
292
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,149
How is that bad?
293
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:33,452
You got to understand,
when a man says he's good twice,
294
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,655
he's trying to convince
himself he's good,
295
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,558
but really,
he's not good at all.
296
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,762
Now, that's just dumb.
297
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,198
Remember when you
broke up with me
298
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,666
for, like, two weeks
back in the day?
299
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,667
Yeah.
300
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,036
And I was talking all big,
301
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,004
trying to tell my friends
how happy I was
302
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,539
to be back out in them streets.
303
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,508
I'm like, "I'm good.
I'm good, son!"
304
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,044
(laughing)
You know?
305
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,846
But the whole time,
306
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,149
I'm checking my beeper
every minute, hoping you'd beep.
307
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:06,053
Oh, but, baby, that
was different, you know?
308
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,988
He's just
losing a heifer,
309
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:11,458
and I'm getting my daddy back.
310
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,760
All right.
311
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:15,996
Mmm.
312
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,066
What were you doing
in the kitchen?
313
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,468
I... was getting
some of that baked chicken
314
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,905
and some-some water.
315
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,008
How was it?
316
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:31,912
(scoffs) It was good.
It was good.
317
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,022
So, Malcolm,
318
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,557
how come you don't have
any babies yet?
319
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,527
I don't know, Grandpa.
320
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,197
It just, uh,
hasn't happened yet.
321
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,099
You ain't shooting blanks,
are you?
322
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,805
(laughs)
Hey, Mama,
323
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:02,442
come get your daddy.
324
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:07,146
(laughs)
So, Daddy, um...
325
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,448
you enjoying your new freedom?
326
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,550
Oh, couldn't be better. (laughs)
327
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,484
You would tell me
if you weren't okay, right?
328
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,754
Oh, don't worry about me, T.
329
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,523
(laughs) I'm good.
330
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,891
All right.
331
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,359
I'm good.
332
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,066
Oh, my God, Calvin,
you were right.
333
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,268
He just said,
"I'm good" twice.
334
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,903
(scoffs) I told you.
335
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:33,440
Oh, man, we got to do something
to cheer him up. (gasps) Ooh!
336
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,008
You should take him out
and do a guy thing.
337
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,945
What's an 80-year-old guy thing?
338
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,014
I don't know.
Take him to CVS.
339
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,283
Buy him some
compression socks.
340
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:50,390
Okay, here we go. Let's steam
some hazelnut oat milk.
341
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,430
You okay?
342
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,231
Yeah.
343
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,899
You know, uh...
344
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,437
garage sale espresso machine,
it's got its quirks.
345
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,073
You look pretty.
346
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,275
I do?
347
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,410
Yeah. I mean,
for whatever reason,
348
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,114
I really want a
Wendy's Baconator and a Frosty.
349
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,616
Stop.
350
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,417
Stop it.
351
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,653
Obviously, saving money
isn't easy, but
352
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,588
we're getting the hang of it.
353
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,091
Hey, hey,
you know what?
354
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,959
Let's celebrate
355
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:29,129
with a budget-conscious,
store brand,
356
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:33,433
half-caff,
n-n-no-hazelnut latte.
357
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,471
Mmm.
358
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,473
Mm-hmm.
359
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,142
Nutty.
360
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,343
Mm-hmm.
361
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,745
Gritty. What's that,
uh, earthy taste?
362
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,147
That's dirt.
363
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,618
I can't do this anymore.
364
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,188
Me neither.
I hate being poor!
365
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,657
Life is not worth living
with bad coffee.
366
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,092
I want my old hair back now.
367
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,626
Okay, fine, look,
368
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,163
we can figure out the money
in some other way. Okay.
369
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,264
I just, I love you,
but I can't spend another night
370
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,235
with Raggedy Anne.
(groans)
371
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,837
That's beautiful.
Mm-hmm.
372
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,439
Just beautiful. Yeah.
(chuckles)
373
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,874
I was driving one of these
374
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,010
when I met Tina's mama. Mm-hmm.
Mm.
375
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,511
OTIS:
Oh...
376
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,848
I had, uh, the Ohio Players
playing on the 8-track.
377
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,149
Okay.
378
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,983
Your mama put her hand
on my knee,
379
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,654
so I pulled on over.
We got busy... Oh. O-O-Okay.
380
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:31,024
Okay, okay. Daddy.
All right, thank you.
381
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,759
(door closes)
382
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:33,860
Hey, T.
383
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,994
Oh, damn!
384
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,864
I know, I know.
385
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:42,202
What in the I Love Lucy
did you do to your hair, woman?
386
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,038
I colored my own hair,
but don't worry,
387
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,638
I'm going to see
Percival right now.
388
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,109
Dave and I talked it through,
crunched the numbers,
389
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,877
and after careful
consideration...
390
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,245
We said, "Screw it."
391
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,546
Mm.
392
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,048
I'm going on a half-caff
run, who's in?
393
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,949
Ooh. In.
Please.
394
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,219
So you're looking into
public school for Grover?
395
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,588
We're thinking
scholarship, maybe.
396
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,223
Oh, well,
no plan B?
397
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,058
Tina, look
at my hair.
398
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,429
Y'all, let's roll out.
399
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,266
It is a perfect day for a drive.
Yes.
400
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,568
Hey, hey, hey, Calvin.
401
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:16,603
CALVIN:
Yeah?
402
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,206
H-How about you let me drive?
403
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,447
Okay.
404
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,382
Sure. Why not, man?
405
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,418
My man.
(chuckles)
406
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,985
(grunts)
407
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:41,194
Man, Pop,
this is a sweet ride.
408
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,728
Oh, isn't it, man?
409
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:46,299
Original engine.
350, Rocket V8.
410
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,900
Whew.
Man, it feels good
411
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,870
to be back behind
the wheel. (laughs)
412
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,805
Oh, it's been
way too long.
413
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,873
Why's that?
414
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,710
Well, Loretta.
Took my keys away.
415
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,247
Mm-hmm.
Interesting.
416
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:02,748
Oh, okay,
th-this lane
417
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:03,715
is turn only.
418
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,318
You got to turn
in this lane.
419
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,820
You-you-you going
a little fast for the turn.
420
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,656
He is not turning.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
421
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:10,890
I got it!
422
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,925
Oh!
(tires screeching)
423
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,228
(horn honks)
424
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,331
Whew.
(laughs)
425
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,433
Told you I got it. (laughs)
426
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,972
Yeah. You know what we need
to do? Go get some burgers.
427
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,974
Yeah, that cute little
number next door...
428
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,977
(laughs) made me
feel like a Wendy's.
429
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,744
You know what?
Burgers is a good idea.
430
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,981
You know, why don't we turn
around, go back to the house,
431
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,615
let me get my wallet. Yeah.
Yeah.
432
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,353
Now you're talking. (laughs)
I'll just bust a U-ie.
433
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,155
No.
Don't. No, no, no, no!
434
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,491
(screaming)
(horns honk)
435
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,095
Ah... (laughs)
436
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:52,199
Yeah, Loretta, she
took away my burgers,
437
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,500
my cigarettes.
438
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,403
Eh, talking about, uh, uh,
my blood pressure
439
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:59,206
was "out of control."
Okay. Okay.
440
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,708
Hands on the wheel.
Hands on the wheel. (laughs)
441
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,009
You don't want
no ticket now.
442
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,844
No, no, you can
say that again.
443
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,013
Last thing I need
is another ticket.
444
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,448
OTHERS: Another?
Yeah.
445
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,384
Well, they say
I can't see.
446
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,186
Who says
you can't see?
447
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,721
Loretta.
448
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,455
And the DMV.
449
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,192
And my eye doctor,
but they don't know me.
450
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,729
Please let me out.
I have a child.
451
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,465
I want to live
to have a child.
452
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,735
You know, Otis, I'm not trying
to defend Loretta here,
453
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,537
but it sounds like
she might...
454
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,471
A stop sign. Stop sign!
Stop sign! Stop sign!
455
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,406
Stop sign.
456
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,509
(screams)
(horn honks)
457
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,246
What-What's that
you said?
458
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,881
Oh, Lord in Heaven,
the man is deaf, too.
459
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,220
Dave, I got to admit,
this is really delicious.
460
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,222
Well,
you're welcome.
461
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,592
You're not gonna Venmo me?
462
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,996
That's fine. E-Enjoy.
463
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:59,498
(tires screech)
(car crashes)
464
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,801
(screams)
465
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,538
Calvin. (grunts)
466
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,308
You need to
bleed your brakes.
467
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,377
You're lucky
I got strong feet.
468
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,613
Oh, lucky me.
469
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,083
Oh, my God, are you okay?
(grunts)
470
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,719
Yeah. Yeah, we're fine.
471
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,422
Just came back
for Calvin's wallet.
472
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,428
What...
473
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,695
did you do...
474
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,098
to my library?!
475
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,905
I hate to tell you, Tina,
but your step-mama?
476
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:39,872
What?
477
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:40,906
She was the only thing
478
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,775
keeping your daddy alive.
479
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,744
Wait, what are you saying?
480
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,381
We got to get
Loretta back.
481
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,094
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