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- Morning, Coach.
- Morning, Coach.
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You wanna grab some breakfast?
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Nah, I just had one piece of
cereal and I'm pretty stuffed.
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Could go for coffee though.
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Yeah.
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You know what today feels like?
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- First day of school.
- First day of school. That's right. Whoo!
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That's close.
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- What about you, Coach? How you feeling?
- A little nervous.
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Well, heck, yeah. No such
thing as "last-day jitters".
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Whoa.
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Gotta look right, Coach.
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Yeah. I'm gonna get that someday.
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♪ So blues ♪
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- ♪ I can tell you ♪
- Check out my man here.
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♪ So blues, I can tell you ♪
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A girl's not gettin' by me.
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Sometimes the best way
to stick it to the man
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is go right between his legs, huh?
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- We gotta go, Coach.
- Yeah.
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Knock-a-doodle-do.
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- Ah. Good morning, Coach Lasso.
- Hey, look at us.
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Couple of worm-addicted
early birds, am I right?
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Well, I'm glad I caught ya. I
brought you a little something.
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- Oh.
- Yeah. Cookies.
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Or as y'all call 'em
here, biscuits, right?
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Though, I do not recommend
you smother these in gravy.
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Oh. Ted, I don't... I don't really...
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Oh, come on now. Take a lookie there.
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- Oh, those do look good.
- Right?
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Go ahead, take a nibble.
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That's it. Away you go.
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- Fuck me.
- Hmm.
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Where did you get these?
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I'm glad you like 'em.
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You know what? I'll start bringing
these to ya every morning.
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Call it "Biscuits with the Boss".
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That really isn't necessary.
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Okay, well, mark this down as
the first time we disagree then.
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Actually, no, second
time. Uh, tea is horrible.
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Absolute garbage water. I
don't know why y'all do that.
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Anyhoo, you know, we can't
really be, uh, good partners
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- unless we get to know each other, right?
- Ted...
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We're gonna start simple.
Real easy, real easy one.
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We're gonna do, uh, first
concert, best concert.
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You go ahead and go first.
Go. Right off the bat. Come on.
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Uh, the Spice Girls.
And, uh, the Spice Girls.
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Same answer for both? I love
that. My turn. First concert.
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I mean, come on.
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It was "The Gambler" himself,
Mr. Kenny Rogers.
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Okay, I'm sorry...
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Ted...
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Coach Lasso.
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Stop. Ted, I'm sorry.
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"Biscuits with the Boss" is
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not something that I
have time for this morning.
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Or ever.
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- I hear ya, boss. Loud and clear.
- There we go.
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Okay.
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You're gonna show up tomorrow
with biscuits, aren't you?
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Oh, come on now.
I would not bet on that.
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I mean, unless you wanna win
a buttload of money.
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High five, tree. Whoo!
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Remember what you
said to me our first day
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coaching at Wichita State?
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Lose the ponytail?
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Relax. They're just kids.
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Well, these fellas
sure as heck ain't kids.
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Hey, look at Isaac. He looks
like a Rodin sculpture in cleats.
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- Boots.
- Hm?
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They call cleats "boots".
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I thought you said that the
trunk of a car was a boot.
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Also a boot.
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Hold on now. If I were
to get fired from my job
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where I'm puttin' cleats
in the trunk of my car...
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You got the boot from
puttin' boots in the boot.
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I love that.
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All right, gentlemen.
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Let's go ahead and do
a little seven on seven.
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We're gonna call this
drill "The Exorcist"
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'cause it's all about
controlling possession.
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All right, let's go!
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Ah... Fuck!
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Whoo!
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Someone get some flowers,
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'cause this spot here is where Sam died.
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It's very sad.
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Oi. Walk away, you little prick.
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All right, granddad. Keep your wig on.
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- Thanks, Roy.
- Yeah, you're good.
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Hey, Sam, come here a sec.
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Coach, I'm... I'm sorry.
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You know what the happiest
animal on earth is?
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It's a goldfish.
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You know why?
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- No.
- Got a ten-second memory.
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Be a goldfish, Sam. Yeah?
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Yeah, you got it. Go ahead.
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- Hey, Nate.
- Who, me?
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Yeah. Until we get another Nate here,
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I just need you to assume
you're my default Nate, okay?
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Come on, question for ya.
What's the buzz on Sam here?
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Seems a little down in the dumps.
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Yeah, he's been, uh, underachieving
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since he got here from Nigeria, so...
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Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, first time
away from home is never easy.
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We're gonna have to do something
to Ni-cheer-ia him up, man.
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You still laughing at stuff
you don't think is funny, huh?
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I'm not always sure what's
a joke and what isn't.
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Yeah, it's tough to tell
these days, isn't it?
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Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go!
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Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go!
Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go!
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Higgins.
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- Ted Lasso was in my office.
- Hm.
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Blah, blah, blah. "What's the
first concert you ever saw?"
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- Boy George.
- Not you, you garden gnome.
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He wants us to get
together every morning
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to get to know me and
hear what I've got to say.
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The nerve!
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I mean, the man's
just relentless and nice.
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Everywhere he's been, his
players seem to love him.
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It's the one thing that
could just muck this up.
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Hello, boys.
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Up top.
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- Hello, Miss Welton.
- Hello, Miss Welton.
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Higgins, do you know
which of the players
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has the most sway in the locker room?
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Uh, no.
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So helpful. Then solve
me this different mystery.
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Find out where Lasso got those biscuits.
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Watch out, biscuits! Higgins
is on the case.
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All right, fellas. Excuse me.
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Listen up!
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Whoa. Thank you, Coach.
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Now, we got Crystal Palace
coming here on Saturday.
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Anything we need to know, Coach?
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- Lot of speed on the outside.
- Okay. Anything else?
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Lot of speed.
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Okay, you heard the man.
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Uh, y'all whipped 'em up
pretty good earlier this year,
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so me and Coach ain't gonna
mess with the game plan.
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But... but... but...
but... but... but...
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we would like to start fiddling
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with the way we do
things in the locker room.
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And if the Internet
has taught us anything,
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it's that sometimes it's easier
to speak our minds anonymously.
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Right? So I asked Nate here to make us
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a good old-fashioned suggestion box.
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The... Hey, look at that.
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Yeah, did it with my niece.
She loves crafts, so...
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Uh-huh. Yeah. I love glimpses
into your personal life.
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This is lovely.
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So, if anything's got
y'all hot and bothered,
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just go ahead and drop us a note.
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You could have issue with,
uh, the color of the towels
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or, heck, the food in
the vending machine.
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Sound good?
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Okay, great. See y'all tomorrow.
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Oi. We're middle of the table,
we've lost three of four,
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and you wanna know if the
snacks in the locker room
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are tasty enough?
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Are they?
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Jesus Christ.
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Uh, they are not.
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Oh.
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That's a long time to wait, Ted.
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Well, I respect you didn't hurry.
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So, how was your first official day?
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I'm not entirely sure
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what y'all's smallest unit
of measurement is over here,
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but that's about how much
headway I made.
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- And yet, you seem undeterred.
- Mm.
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Solid entrance.
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What would you rather
be, a lion or a panda?
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I don't have time for this.
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Okay.
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- Ted?
- Gotta go panda.
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Are you mad?
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Pandas are fat and lazy
and have piss-stained fur.
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Lions are powerful and
majestic and rule the jungle.
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Try telling that to an elephant.
Ooh, can I be an elephant?
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Mm-mmm. Lion or panda.
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- Panda.
- Lion!
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- What's black and white and red all over?
- I don't know. What?
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A panda that gets anywhere
near a fucking lion.
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The answer is lion.
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All right.
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That Rebecca is an intimidating,
very tall woman.
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I mean, the minute she
locked eyes with me,
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I, like, started sweating.
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Oh, no. She got some fences, all right,
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but you just gotta hop over 'em.
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- Hi, babe.
- Mm.
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Here. Keys.
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Hey, Jamie, what would you
rather be? A lion or a panda?
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- Coach, I'm me.
- Mm-hmm.
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Why would I wanna be anything else?
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I'm not sure you realize how
psychologically healthy that actually is.
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Hm. Cheers.
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Night Court.
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Wow.
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- He's a lion.
- Definitely lion.
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You know pandas eat their weight in
bamboo? My little boy told me that.
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- No!
- What are you talking about?
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Pandas are capable of it.
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I don't know how often
they actually do that.
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Sam's down in every stat since Nigeria.
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Maybe the Premiership's
too much for him.
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No, he just needs to get a little
more comfy here, that's all.
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- He turns 20 on Saturday.
- There we go. A birthday.
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We'll do something special for him.
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Nudge that ship in the
right direction, yeah?
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Hey.
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Mm.
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Let's see what we got here.
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- "Wanker".
- Hmm.
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Let's see what else we
got. "Piss off, wanker".
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"I hope you choke on a Big Mac".
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- Good thing these are anonymous.
- No, Roy signed that one.
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- Roy.
- Oh, here's a good one.
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"Shower pressure is rubbish".
Make a note of that.
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Uh, "Wanker". Yep.
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Oh, I'm not gonna say
that word out loud.
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Um, another "wanker".
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You don't wanna let them call
you a wanker, Ted. It's bad.
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What's a wanker?
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I'm a visual learner, so
that's very helpful. Thank you.
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Mm. My pleasure.
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Okay, I got one.
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Uh, what if I joined forces
with a swashbuckling cat...
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Uh-huh.
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... to play tiny guitars
for women of the night
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as we read Alex Haley's
most seminal work?
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You'd be in cahoots with Puss in Boots,
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playing lutes for prostitutes,
reading Roots.
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No, The Autobiography
of Malcolm X. I gotcha.
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All right.
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Here we go. Hey, hold my beer.
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All right, see what you got,
young lady. Come on.
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What you got? What you got? Whoa!
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Are you kidding me?
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You see that?
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She spun you around
like the Tasmanian Devil.
245
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:34,317
Yeah, she did. Except
without all that annoying...
246
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,120
Wrong again.
247
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:46,788
Why is this so hard for you, Higgins?
248
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,498
What time is it?
249
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,251
It's "Biscuits with the Boss" time!
250
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,962
Wha... And Higgins! Hey.
251
00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,031
Three's a crowd.
252
00:11:55,033 --> 00:11:56,203
Hey, that's a crowd I don't mind
253
00:11:56,205 --> 00:11:57,806
being smack-dab in the middle of, buddy.
254
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:01,094
Hey, boss. Check this out. Pow.
255
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,804
Let's tie up some loose
ends from yesterday.
256
00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:04,598
First concert, Kenny Rogers, right?
257
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,809
Best concert, we got Beastie
Boys at HORDE Fest, 1995.
258
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,186
You're gonna love this story.
259
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:11,104
Actually, did y'all get
the O.J. trial over here?
260
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,941
Ted, please. I can't just have you
261
00:12:12,943 --> 00:12:14,524
waltzing in here whenever you wish.
262
00:12:14,526 --> 00:12:17,068
What if I soft-shoe in, huh?
Little something like that.
263
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,612
Or... or I can moonwalk in.
264
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:21,597
Huh? Despite recent headlines,
it's still a fun dance move to do.
265
00:12:21,599 --> 00:12:24,159
- Ted, Ted.
- You gotta see the way I see it, okay?
266
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,786
Everybody in this building, part
of the team. Part of AFC Richmond.
267
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,330
Team's gotta bond. All right?
268
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,207
I mean, heck, Higgins and
I are having lunch today.
269
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,459
Oh, yes. We're having
salads in my office.
270
00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:33,877
All right, catch you later, boss.
271
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:35,712
Higgins, see you at lunch, huh?
272
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,207
Caesar you later.
273
00:12:40,052 --> 00:12:43,011
Yes. Yes.
274
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,725
He's intolerable.
275
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,102
Boy. That is bad.
276
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,964
Somebody ought to check
this thing's prostate.
277
00:12:53,966 --> 00:12:54,981
Jeez.
278
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,151
Yeah.
279
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:00,153
Hey, Sam. You gotta
pop upstairs real quick.
280
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,072
Higgins wants to talk to you.
281
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,492
Let's go. Move it, move it.
282
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:07,554
Yep, yep. He's gone, he's gone.
283
00:13:07,556 --> 00:13:09,037
Shut the door, shut the door. Hey.
284
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,622
Yo, hey, guys. Listen up, listen up.
285
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,499
Okay, Sam's birthday is on Saturday.
286
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:15,001
So I was thinking we'd all chip
in and get him something nice.
287
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,419
Nice gift or something. Right?
288
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,589
So, Nate's gonna be coming around
with yet another impressive box.
289
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,508
Look at this, wow! It's got a face!
290
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:24,052
- Uh, he has a face.
- Sorry, it... Uh, he. He.
291
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:26,221
- You put the money in his mouth.
- Okay, you hear that, y'all?
292
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,641
You put the money in his
mouth. Got it? Okay, good.
293
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,811
Go get 'em, Nate.
294
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,644
Okay? Help him out.
295
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:35,941
All right. Lovely. Thanks, Colin.
296
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,735
Uh...
297
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,780
You put the, uh, the money in his mouth.
298
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:46,326
Yummy for you. Mm.
299
00:13:48,287 --> 00:13:51,371
It's spearmint. Make
the money smell nice.
300
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:54,207
Thank you, Jamie. That's
incredibly thoughtful.
301
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:58,044
Hey, Jamie... Jamie...
Jamie. Real quick.
302
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:01,464
Uh, just wanna have a chat. Did
you put gum in the box there?
303
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,466
- Uh, yeah. Yeah.
- Now, why'd you go and do that?
304
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,635
- Uh, sorry, Coach.
- Nate's just trying to help us out here.
305
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,221
- He's part of the team, right?
- Yeah, right, Coach. Yeah, yeah.
306
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,973
And I see this team like a band.
307
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,057
I love that.
308
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,393
- And if we were the Rolling Stones...
- Mm-hmm.
309
00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,937
... I'd be Mick Jagger,
'cause I'm the front man.
310
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:17,230
- Sure.
- I got the moves.
311
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:19,316
Got a tiny waist, yeah.
The whole bit. I get it.
312
00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,776
And Roy would be Keith Richards,
313
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:24,154
'cause he's old and everyone's
surprised he ain't dead yet.
314
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,655
What the fuck are you saying?
315
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,407
Roy, mate, if you're
gonna go to the shower,
316
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:30,243
you should take your
sweater off first, pal.
317
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:38,126
I'm just taking the piss, mate. Yeah.
318
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:39,961
I'll be better. Promise.
319
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,882
Glad to hear it. Yeah.
320
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,222
Marcus, what you got?
321
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,724
How are you feeling about taking
on Crystal Palace this weekend?
322
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:55,938
A palace made out of crystal
seems mighty fragile if you ask me.
323
00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,455
- Coach.
- Coach!
324
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,483
- Yeah, right there.
- Trent Crimm, The Independent.
325
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:03,109
Oh, I remember, Trent.
326
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:06,281
I'm just curious. Could you
explain the offside rule?
327
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,158
Well, Trent, I'm gonna put it the
same way the US Supreme Court did
328
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,328
back in 1964 when they
defined pornography.
329
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,580
It ain't easy to explain, but
you know it when you see it.
330
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,249
Coach. Coach.
331
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,918
- Yeah, this gentleman right here.
- Ernie Lounds, The Sun.
332
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,003
Thank you.
333
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,005
Uh, this question's for Miss Mannion.
334
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:27,300
- It's "Welton".
- Of course. My apologies.
335
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:30,387
Any thoughts on the newest Rupert girl?
336
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:34,266
Uh, well, Rupert and I are
no longer together, so, uh...
337
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,249
He may consort with
whatever model-actress,
338
00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:37,561
actress-model he pleases.
339
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:40,396
No, the girl who came forward today
340
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,107
is another one who was with Rupert
341
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,210
while you were married.
342
00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,778
I mean, she says it
started five years ago.
343
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,866
And they kept it going
until, well, still.
344
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,123
Oh.
345
00:15:57,749 --> 00:16:00,333
And all this time I thought
men couldn't multitask.
346
00:16:01,712 --> 00:16:04,286
I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
347
00:16:04,288 --> 00:16:05,647
Thank you so much.
348
00:16:05,649 --> 00:16:08,402
Coach! Coach!
349
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,849
Hey. How are you?
350
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:17,976
Just wanna make sure you're doing okay.
351
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,644
You know, that was
pretty rough back there.
352
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,897
I expect nothing less from the press.
353
00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:22,900
Yeah.
354
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,004
Sorry, did you need
somebody to post that?
355
00:16:26,006 --> 00:16:27,444
Because that person's not me.
356
00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:31,474
No, come on. This is
a care package from my little boy.
357
00:16:31,476 --> 00:16:32,574
Oh.
358
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:35,410
Maybe something in here
can help cheer you up, yeah?
359
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,455
Got a, uh, small battalion of army men.
360
00:16:38,457 --> 00:16:39,831
Says here on the card that
361
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,626
I'm supposed to set 'em up in my
apartment to help keep me safe.
362
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:43,960
Uh, oh!
363
00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,964
- Homemade kazoo.
- Excellent.
364
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,351
Only got one of those though,
so you can't have that.
365
00:16:50,353 --> 00:16:51,771
Oh! Oh, hey now.
366
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:53,887
Look at that right there.
367
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,262
You know, this right here
368
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,849
is some of the best barbecue
sauce in Kansas City,
369
00:16:57,851 --> 00:17:00,687
which makes it some of the best
barbecue sauce in the world.
370
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,855
Ooh, yes!
371
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,691
You got some kind of food or something
that can teleport you back home,
372
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,053
make you feel warm and fuzzy?
373
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,656
- No.
- Mm-hmm.
374
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,408
- Will that be all, Ted?
- No.
375
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,938
No, actually, the whole
reason I'm here is 'cause
376
00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:19,314
I'm having a little trouble
377
00:17:19,316 --> 00:17:21,373
figuring out Jamie Tartt's
operating instructions,
378
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,784
and I, you know... I was just seeing
379
00:17:22,786 --> 00:17:24,107
if you happened to have any advice.
380
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:26,294
Oh, sorry, I'm afraid...
381
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,379
Ooh.
382
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,798
Your eyes just lit up. You
got an idea. What is it? Go on.
383
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,008
I was just gonna say you
should go and talk to Keeley.
384
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,694
I mean, you two have an obvious rapport.
385
00:17:33,696 --> 00:17:35,329
If anyone knows Jamie, it's her.
386
00:17:35,331 --> 00:17:37,222
- See, that's why you're the boss, right?
- Mm.
387
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,876
That's good. Hey, tell you
what I'm gonna do though.
388
00:17:39,878 --> 00:17:41,572
I'm gonna give you
one of these stinkers.
389
00:17:41,574 --> 00:17:43,144
Let's see. Let's get you a good one.
390
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,147
Okay, this right here is gonna
be your first line of defense,
391
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,942
in case that little turkey Ernie
Lounds comes back around, huh?
392
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:52,112
How about that? We'll aim him
right at the door there for you.
393
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,199
All right, thanks, boss.
I appreciate you.
394
00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:01,746
Yes! You look beautiful.
Just... just pet the lion.
395
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,498
Exactly!
396
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,709
I love it. Give me a growl, yeah.
397
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:08,879
Sexy, yeah.
398
00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:12,424
Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah, all right.
399
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:13,967
Let's set up for the next shot.
400
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:15,719
- Hi.
- Hey, how you doing?
401
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:17,345
Yeah, I'm all right. How are you?
402
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,931
Yeah, not bad. So, you
went with the lion, huh?
403
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,517
- Yeah.
- I'm a little hurt, but it looks cool.
404
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,895
I look insane.
405
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:27,249
But I do think it's a better
look than the panda.
406
00:18:29,401 --> 00:18:30,567
Oh, yeah.
407
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,236
- Fuck, I'm famished.
- Yeah?
408
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,821
Most lions are.
409
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,406
- Oh, look. Let's get some food.
- Okay.
410
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,658
- You hungry?
- Yeah, is it free?
411
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:40,160
Gotta be pretty fun for you, yeah?
412
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,623
Yeah. I'm getting paid a shit ton
413
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,955
to get dressed up like an animal
and sell caffeinated vodka.
414
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,665
But I do get to go home with the paws.
415
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,792
Well, there's the
perks right there. Yeah.
416
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,045
- Can I have a bite? Mm.
- Yeah. There you go.
417
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:53,006
- Thank you. Mm.
- Careful. You're welcome.
418
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:55,844
I know that you didn't
just pop down to feed me.
419
00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:59,095
No, you're right. Uh, I wanted
to ask you about Jamie.
420
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,849
- Mm.
- Yeah.
421
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,727
What would you say motivates him?
422
00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:06,436
Blow jobs.
423
00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:07,439
Mm.
424
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:09,481
Is there a second option?
425
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:12,861
Go on, give us another bite.
426
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,820
Hey. There you are.
427
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,782
Now, look, I know the
kid's gonna be a star.
428
00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,159
I was kinda hoping he'd,
you know, warm up
429
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:23,745
to the team building I'm
trying to do here. That's all.
430
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:26,706
Actually, he responds well
to positive reinforcement.
431
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,583
- That's my wheelhouse.
- There you go, then.
432
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,210
Okay. Bite.
433
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,462
Mm.
434
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,172
- Go on, give us one more bite.
- Here you go.
435
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,174
Yeah.
436
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,385
- That was a big one.
- Well, yep.
437
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:39,761
Oop, you got some ketchup there.
438
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,596
Looks like you devoured an antelope.
439
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,973
- Help me.
- Just be careful. Hold on.
440
00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,558
Yeah, I feel that. There's a lot of it.
441
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,436
Yeah, it's a lot and I'm just...
442
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:48,562
Richmond! Richmond!
443
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,642
We are moments away from Crystal Palace
444
00:19:50,644 --> 00:19:52,399
facing AFC Richmond
445
00:19:52,401 --> 00:19:54,651
and their new manager, Ted Lasso.
446
00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:55,760
While on the pitch,
447
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:59,573
all eyes will surely be on
young phenom, Jamie Tartt.
448
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,867
All right, fellas,
here we go. Here we go.
449
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,410
Uh, Coach, you got any last words?
450
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:04,791
Speed on the outside.
451
00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:06,496
Speed on the outside. You heard the man.
452
00:20:06,498 --> 00:20:08,540
That's all we got for you,
except for one thing.
453
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:11,168
And that's Happy Birthday, Sam!
454
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:22,681
Eh, Babatunde's the best.
455
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,475
- Hey.
- Hey, enjoy.
456
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,477
Hey, man, you guys got me Chin Chin.
457
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:32,740
Wow, this is all I used
to eat growing up.
458
00:20:32,742 --> 00:20:34,531
We know you haven't
been home in a while,
459
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,026
so we thought we'd
bring some home to you.
460
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:37,777
You guys, man.
461
00:20:48,832 --> 00:20:51,374
- Hey. Happy Birthday, Sam.
- Thank you, Coach.
462
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,251
We got a few things in there for you.
463
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,462
Coach, what's... what's this?
464
00:20:55,464 --> 00:20:58,465
Well, my little boy gave
me a whole bunch of these.
465
00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,177
You know, help keep
me safe while I'm away.
466
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,888
I miss him, you know.
467
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,309
My dad used to... always used to
pinch my earlobes for good luck.
468
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,812
Give me a fucking break.
469
00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:15,526
Sorry, Coach.
470
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:19,277
Um, Coach, is it... is it
okay if I don't keep this?
471
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,012
I don't really have the same fondness
472
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:22,906
for the American military that you do.
473
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,991
Oh, sure. Right.
474
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,785
- Imperialism. Right. Yeah.
- Imperialism.
475
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,495
Thank you, Coach. Thank you.
476
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:29,595
All right, fellas.
477
00:21:29,597 --> 00:21:32,791
Let's get out there and show Crystal
Palace whose house this is, right?
478
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,795
West meets South again.
479
00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:40,257
It's Derby Day in London, and
the atmosphere is electric.
480
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:43,426
With a new owner in the boardroom
and a new manager in the dugout,
481
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:47,889
will it be a new dawn for the
perennial underdog, AFC Richmond?
482
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:50,809
Welcome to what the home
fans call the "Dogtrack".
483
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:55,438
It's Nelson Road Stadium, for AFC
Richmond against Crystal Palace.
484
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:58,358
I'm Arlo White and this is Chris Powell.
485
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,652
And it's great to be here, Arlo.
486
00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:02,696
- You ready?
- Your fly is down.
487
00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:04,698
Oh. Thank you.
488
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:05,701
All right, shall we?
489
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,827
Chris, did you ever play
under an American manager?
490
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:12,332
Never did, Arlo. Wouldn't have
minded it. I do speak the language.
491
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:16,418
Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
492
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:20,630
Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! Wanker!
493
00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:22,509
Wanker! Wanker!
494
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:24,650
To the fans at home,
495
00:22:24,652 --> 00:22:27,387
we do apologize for the fruity language.
496
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,723
Wanker! Wanker!
497
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:32,392
It was a risky hire by new owner,
Rebecca Welton.
498
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,728
Does she know something we don't?
499
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,146
Wanker! Wanker!
500
00:22:36,148 --> 00:22:38,356
Oi! Give him a chance.
501
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,152
Wanker!
502
00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:44,779
We got 90 minutes to
prove 'em wrong, yeah?
503
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:45,864
Let's give it a shot.
504
00:22:45,866 --> 00:22:47,532
Here we go.
505
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,286
And there you go.
506
00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:54,372
It's an inauspicious
start to the Ted Lasso era.
507
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:59,263
Richmond looked disjointed, uninspired,
508
00:22:59,265 --> 00:23:01,838
and, you have to say, joyless.
509
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,508
Palace win and Richmond lose 4-1.
510
00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,969
The only bright spot being the
defensive play of Sam Obisanya.
511
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,679
Only bright spot?
512
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,692
Without me, it would've been
4-0, you miserable old pricks.
513
00:23:12,694 --> 00:23:15,938
And a meaningless consolation goal
for Jamie Tartt in injury time.
514
00:23:15,940 --> 00:23:17,233
Thank you!
515
00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,065
Jamie. Real quick.
516
00:23:20,067 --> 00:23:21,608
Regarding Jamie Tartt,
517
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:24,694
it was an insignificant goal
by the Manchester City loanee,
518
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:27,074
but he celebrated like
he'd just won the World Cup.
519
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,287
I haven't known you that long, but...
520
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:36,208
I can honestly say you are the
best athlete I have ever coached.
521
00:23:38,377 --> 00:23:40,544
Wow. Um...
522
00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:42,879
Yeah. I mean, I... I work hard, yeah.
523
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:44,506
I see it.
524
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:47,551
You are truly great at
everything you do out there.
525
00:23:47,553 --> 00:23:49,261
Except for one thing.
526
00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:50,428
My left foot cross?
527
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,557
No. Jamie, I think that
528
00:23:52,559 --> 00:23:54,643
you might be so sure
that you're one in a million,
529
00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:58,157
that sometimes you forget that out
there, you're just one of eleven.
530
00:23:59,857 --> 00:24:04,317
And if you just figure out some
way to turn that "me" into "us"...
531
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,198
... the sky's the limit for you.
532
00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:12,494
Was a heck of a goal
out there, by the way.
533
00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:14,538
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
534
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:22,210
Richmond fall to 13th place.
535
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:24,045
I'm sure they won't be there very long.
536
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,547
Is that optimism, Chris?
537
00:24:25,549 --> 00:24:28,049
No. Actually, I'm wearing
Obsession by Calvin Klein.
538
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:30,137
That was fucking embarrassing!
539
00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:33,889
Oh, I... I am equally livid.
540
00:24:33,891 --> 00:24:35,140
- Blimey, mate.
- Jesus Christ.
541
00:24:35,142 --> 00:24:36,683
Oh, my God.
542
00:24:36,685 --> 00:24:38,518
- Didn't know he had it in him.
- Good lad.
543
00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,317
Oh, my God.
544
00:24:53,452 --> 00:24:55,076
Hey, come on now.
545
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,745
Hey, let's shake this
one off, all right?
546
00:24:56,747 --> 00:24:59,164
Start getting better
on Monday. Until then...
547
00:24:59,166 --> 00:25:01,581
Hey, DJ Beard-o, why don't you, uh,
548
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,585
help pick up the mood
in here, all right?
549
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:05,429
Uh-oh.
550
00:25:05,431 --> 00:25:08,215
Little Phife Dawg and
Q-Tip comin' at you.
551
00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:10,342
Come on now. Everybody get some cake.
552
00:25:10,344 --> 00:25:11,610
You know, it's Sam's birthday.
553
00:25:11,612 --> 00:25:13,261
Go ahead, get some sugar in your system.
554
00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:14,264
Go on now.
555
00:25:22,523 --> 00:25:24,105
Hey, y'all.
556
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:26,030
I come bearing sweet treats
557
00:25:26,032 --> 00:25:29,029
to numb the sting of defeat.
558
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:31,696
- Yeah.
- Oh, thank you.
559
00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,794
And hey, just so you know,
560
00:25:33,796 --> 00:25:35,652
we can play a lot better
than we showed today.
561
00:25:37,246 --> 00:25:39,274
I know it would mean
a lot to the guys if y'all
562
00:25:39,276 --> 00:25:41,581
just came down, joined in.
563
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,418
Let 'em know you're
still in their corner.
564
00:25:44,878 --> 00:25:47,546
That's all the arm twisting
I'm gonna do though, okay?
565
00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:51,510
Ted, you know what might convince me?
566
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:55,722
If you told me where you
got these delicious biscuits.
567
00:25:56,664 --> 00:25:57,728
Well, if I did that,
568
00:25:57,730 --> 00:25:59,931
I wouldn't be able to bring
you more on Monday, would I?
569
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,687
All right. Hope to see y'all downstairs.
570
00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,932
Mm! Oh, it's good cake.
571
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:10,485
Jamie! Trent Crimm, The Independent.
572
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:14,533
That was, uh, quite a beating
today. How you taking the loss?
573
00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:17,048
Look, it's not just me though, is it?
574
00:26:17,050 --> 00:26:19,054
We're a team. I'm just one of eleven.
575
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,830
- Candy from a baby.
- Okay.
576
00:26:21,832 --> 00:26:22,872
They were rubbish.
577
00:26:27,504 --> 00:26:30,505
Fuck it. Yeah, I am taking
it pretty hard, you know?
578
00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:32,966
The rest of them, they're
all in there eating cake.
579
00:26:32,968 --> 00:26:35,218
- Seriously?
- Yeah, seriously, mate.
580
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,796
The new gaffer's got music
on in there. It's like a party.
581
00:26:37,798 --> 00:26:39,181
It's a joke.
582
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:03,698
Careful, son. The gaffer's
fixed the water pressure.
583
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,666
I hate losing.
584
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,210
Bird by bird, Coach.
585
00:27:08,212 --> 00:27:10,047
- Good night, Coach.
- Night, Coach.
586
00:27:12,883 --> 00:27:14,051
Uh-oh, here's trouble.
587
00:27:14,885 --> 00:27:17,093
- I saw the match.
- Oh, yeah? What'd you think?
588
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:19,095
You were rubbish.
589
00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:21,056
- Yeah, maybe so.
- Yeah.
590
00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:23,433
I did wanna get your
advice on one thing.
591
00:27:23,435 --> 00:27:26,561
Uh, what do you think...
Oh! Look at that! Got ya!
592
00:27:26,563 --> 00:27:28,647
- Yeah? All right, I underestimated you.
- Yeah.
593
00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:31,274
See, no one sees me coming. Come
on, what you got? What you got?
594
00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:33,693
That was quick. Okay, I'm
gonna take my backpack off now.
595
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,861
We're gonna really do this.
596
00:27:34,863 --> 00:27:37,113
- Let me stretch here a little bit.
- All right. Yeah.
597
00:27:37,115 --> 00:27:39,449
Here we go. Okay. All right,
now you're in trouble.
598
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:40,786
Get your breath back.
599
00:27:56,969 --> 00:27:58,218
What?
600
00:27:58,220 --> 00:27:59,469
I just sent you the pictures.
601
00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:05,561
That's exactly what I wanted.
602
00:28:07,855 --> 00:28:10,816
The star player's girlfriend
and the new manager.
603
00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:14,150
Are you sure you want to do this?
604
00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:16,488
The press will eat them alive.
605
00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:28,500
Miss Welton?
606
00:28:34,089 --> 00:28:35,174
Do it.
607
00:28:44,810 --> 00:28:47,810
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