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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[flute plays]
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat comical music]
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♪ ♪
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[clams cooing]
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[light music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hello, me loving paying--
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customers?
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Where is everybody?
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[ticking]
Hmm. Lunchtime.
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"Work day."
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[rhythmically]
Money, money, money.
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Still have a pulse.
[calliope music plays]
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Calliope music?
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I'm in a horror movie!
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Wait a minute.
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What?
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Oh, no!
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The circus?
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No wonder there aren't
any customers.
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- Boo.
- [screams]
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- Hello again, Krabs.
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- Ringmaster Mudcrab?
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This is outrageous.
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You can't park your flea circus
on my property.
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- Since my cousin is the mayor,
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this city permit says I can.
- [shouts]
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[muttering]
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[growling angrily]
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- Since you won't be busy,
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here's a free ticket
to the circus
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so you can see
where all your money went.
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Don't forget to try
our cotton candy.
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Your customers are gobbling it
up like it was Krabby Patties.
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[laughs]
- [grumbles]
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- Oh, boy, it's the circus!
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Huh?
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Hmm.
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- Yes, every year
that Ringmaster Mudcrab
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rolls into town
and steals me customers.
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But this year he's parked
his shabby tent show
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right on me property.
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- Hey, let's get
a Krabby Patty.
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- No, let's go
to the circus instead.
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[tires squealing]
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- [growling angrily]
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- well, since there's no work,
I'll be going.
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- To the circus.
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- To the circus?
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- To the circus!
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- To destroy it.
[laughs evilly]
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- To destroy it?
- To destroy it!
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[record scratches]
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To destroy it?
- No, no, boy-o, not destroy.
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I said "enjoy."
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We're going to enjoy
the circus.
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- Oh.
[object whistling]
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- Yay! We're going
to the circus!
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- And it'll be fun
for all ages.
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[laughs wickedly]
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[people screaming happily]
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[calliope music playing]
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- We've got another sold-out
show today, troupe.
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So let's give them a spectacle
they'll never forget.
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- Yeah, they'll never
forget it, all right.
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- Krabs, is that you?
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- That's right.
It's Krabs.
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And me own crew
of incompetent misfits
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will make such a mockery
of your circus
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that you'll be drummed
out of Bikini Bottom forever.
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- Open up!
Open up, I say!
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- Hey, Mr. Krabs,
I don't get it.
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Why are we dressed like this?
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- Uh, because everyone
in the circus is sick today,
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and my friend the ringmaster
asked us to take over the show.
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So I'll be...
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the new ringmaster!
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both: Yay!
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- Where's Squidward?
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- Do I have to do this?
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- You look great.
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The pathos is already moving me
to tears.
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- Um...
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- Oh, show's starting.
Places, everyone.
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[cheers and applause]
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[upbeat music playing]
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♪ ♪
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[spits]
Dummies and numbskulls,
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spoiled brats of all ages,
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welcome to the crummiest show
on Earth.
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- Dummies? Numbskulls?
How rude!
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- [chuckles] He must be one
of those insult ringmasters.
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- Well, in that case,
he's funny.
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[laughter]
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- That's weird.
They actually enjoyed that.
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Well, wait till they see
this first act.
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They're gonna hate it.
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I call your attention
to the high wire above me.
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Introducing
Sponge-O the Incompetent.
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- [munching, spits]
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- Hey, that's SpongeBob!
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all:
Hi, SpongeBob!
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- Oh, hey, kids.
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[grunting] Whoa!
[crowd oohs]
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- Yes, folks,
isn't he appalling?
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Leave now for a full refund.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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- Fall into the net already.
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Urchins should do it.
[grunts]
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[urchins clamor]
- Ah!
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Ow, ow!
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I'm out.
[screams]
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- [chuckles evilly, grunts]
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[crowd cheering]
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- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[all cheer]
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urchins:
Thank you, thank you.
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- Let me out of here.
What do you think you're doing?
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- Ha ha!
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Ah!
- I'll get us out of here.
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Uh, eventually.
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[crowd clamoring]
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All right, shut up, everybody.
Shut it!
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- [munching, grunts, gulps]
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- Allow me to point out
the exits,
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because this next act is sure
to disappoint you.
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Don't put your hands together
for Squid-O,
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the world's saddest clown.
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- [grunting]
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[sighs dejectedly]
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all: Aw.
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- [sighs dejectedly]
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Um...
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Ha.
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all: Aw.
- [grunts goofily]
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[moaning]
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all: Aw.
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- What? They're not supposed
to sympathize with him.
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Don't aw him.
Boo him!
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[sad music playing]
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♪ ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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♪ ♪
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all: Aw.
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[birds tweeting]
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♪ ♪
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- Ah...
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all: Aw.
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- [groans dejectedly]
all: Aw.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Mwah, mwah.
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Ha. Cha-cha-cha-cha!
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- What the...
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This idiot crowd
is too easily entertained.
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I've got one last act that'll
make them hate this circus.
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[Ringmaster grunting]
Almost there.
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- All right,
you sea bears, out.
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Out, out, out, out, out.
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Patrick!
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- What's up?
- Get in.
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[chuckles evilly]
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For our next pitiful,
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second-rate form
of entertainment,
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we have the mournful sight
of a trained dancing sea bear
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that's a total fraud!
[cheers and applause]
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- [spits] Hey, that's Patrick.
- Aah!
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all:
Hi, Patrick!
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- Hello, Bikini Bottom!
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[whistle blows]
Aah!
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Get on the ball, fake bear,
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and dance.
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- [grunting]
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[crowd booing]
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- Hey, he's being mean
to the fake bear.
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- It's finally working.
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Yes, I agree.
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This show is the worst.
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If I were you, I'd storm out
and demand my money back
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and then go spend it
at the Krusty Krab.
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[whistle blows]
Hmm?
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- Your turn!
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On the ball, Ringmaster,
and dance!
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all: [chanting]
On the ball! On the ball!
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On the ball!
[whips cracking]
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- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah!
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[laughing]
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all: [chanting]
On the ball! On the ball!
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[whistle blows]
- Okay, okay. I'll get on.
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There, see?
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Whoa, whoa. Whoa!
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Oh, boy, I'm dragging.
[whistle blowing]
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[shouts, grunting]
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[all cheering]
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[all grunt]
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- I'll take care
of Krabs myself.
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[whistle blowing]
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Krabs!
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How dare you turn my circus
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into a--well, a circus?
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- Well, how dare you
turn me restaurant
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into a empty restaurant?
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- [shouts]
- Uh-oh.
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Alley-oop!
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[grunts]
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- [growls]
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- [grunting]
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- You can swing,
but you can't hide.
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[grunts]
Oh! No.
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- [grunting]
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[fanfare plays, crowd cheers]
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Whoa!
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[crowd clamoring]
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- Ha! Looks like
you're hung out to dry.
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Aah! Urchins!
Get 'em off me!
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- [laughs]
What?
236
00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:30,172
Huh?
237
00:10:30,241 --> 00:10:33,724
You'd be nothing without me!
238
00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:35,793
- [grunts]
Oh!
239
00:10:35,862 --> 00:10:37,793
Krabs?
240
00:10:37,862 --> 00:10:40,793
- [grunting]
241
00:10:40,862 --> 00:10:42,655
Aah!
242
00:10:42,724 --> 00:10:46,172
[crowd clamoring]
243
00:10:46,241 --> 00:10:49,482
- I'm gonna blast a hole
right through your carapace,
244
00:10:49,551 --> 00:10:50,827
you corny carny.
245
00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:53,310
- [grunts]
[tires squealing]
246
00:10:55,172 --> 00:10:57,862
I'm gonna pound out
all of your teeth,
247
00:10:57,931 --> 00:11:00,137
you ridiculous restauranteur.
248
00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:04,793
[cannons blast, both grunting]
249
00:11:04,862 --> 00:11:07,862
[loud impact]
250
00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:12,379
[all cheering]
251
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,931
[light music]
252
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,172
- Hey, Squidward,
do you think Mr. Krabs
253
00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:21,724
will ever come back
to the Krusty Krab?
254
00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:23,172
- I doubt it.
255
00:11:23,241 --> 00:11:25,758
He's making more money now
than he ever did.
256
00:11:25,827 --> 00:11:27,689
- Ladies and gentlemen,
257
00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:31,655
behold the most incredible
sight you'll ever see.
258
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:35,068
It's amazing, and it's alive.
259
00:11:35,137 --> 00:11:36,965
- Step right up, folks.
260
00:11:37,034 --> 00:11:39,034
If I knew I'd make
this much money,
261
00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:41,586
I'd have cannonballed
into you a long time ago.
262
00:11:41,655 --> 00:11:44,103
Oh, I love the circus.
263
00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:47,586
- It's the greatest dough
on Earth.
264
00:11:47,655 --> 00:11:49,206
[both laughing]
265
00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:54,655
[upbeat bluegrassy music]
266
00:11:54,724 --> 00:12:01,034
♪ ♪
267
00:12:01,103 --> 00:12:03,241
[insects chirping]
268
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:06,275
- [snoring, cooing]
[rooster crows]
269
00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:11,206
[groaning]
270
00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:14,172
[light music]
271
00:12:14,241 --> 00:12:21,344
♪ ♪
272
00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:26,206
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Yee-haw!
273
00:12:26,275 --> 00:12:29,862
Good morning, sunshine!
274
00:12:29,931 --> 00:12:32,000
- Morning, Sandy.
275
00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:34,517
♪ ♪
276
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:37,931
- [grunts, chuckles]
Whoa, little doggie!
277
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,655
After months
of careful calculations,
278
00:12:40,724 --> 00:12:45,448
my bio-illogical experiment
is almost done.
279
00:12:45,517 --> 00:12:48,827
- [screaming]
280
00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:50,482
[groans]
281
00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:53,655
- [screams]
- Sandy, help me.
282
00:12:53,724 --> 00:12:56,517
- Hopping holes, SpongeBob.
What's wrong?
283
00:12:56,586 --> 00:13:00,827
- You got to come quick.
My alarm clock is broken!
284
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:02,793
- Oh...
285
00:13:02,862 --> 00:13:05,793
your alarm clock, huh?
286
00:13:07,344 --> 00:13:11,379
Uh, are you sure we need
to take care of that just now?
287
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,551
- Yes.
288
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,482
[groans]
289
00:13:15,551 --> 00:13:16,931
- Oh.
290
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,793
Oh, all right.
291
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:24,137
[alarm blaring]
292
00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:27,655
[people screaming and shouting]
293
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:31,413
[blaring continues]
294
00:13:31,482 --> 00:13:34,482
- I even pulled out the plug,
and I can't shut it off.
295
00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:38,965
- I got to get my brain
working on this.
296
00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:42,517
[grunts, warbling goofily]
297
00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:45,137
[shouts, grunting]
298
00:13:45,206 --> 00:13:49,068
[alarm ringing]
Hmm?
299
00:13:49,137 --> 00:13:51,379
Hmm. Aha!
300
00:13:54,379 --> 00:13:56,241
[ringing stops]
Eh.
301
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:58,172
[blaring continues]
302
00:13:58,241 --> 00:14:01,103
I see the problem.
Thanks, brain.
303
00:14:01,172 --> 00:14:03,482
[blaring continues]
304
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,344
Your spongy finger
is just too darn soft and cute
305
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,793
to press the switch.
306
00:14:07,862 --> 00:14:09,793
- Huh? Aw.
307
00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:12,310
- Don't worry, darling.
I'll fix it.
308
00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:14,793
[blaring continues]
309
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,586
- [laughing]
Thanks, Sandy.
310
00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:23,758
all:
Thanks, Sandy!
311
00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:27,551
- I'm just itching to get back
to my experiment.
312
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,965
[telephone ringing]
Huh?
313
00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:31,344
Uh, hello?
314
00:14:31,413 --> 00:14:33,344
- Sandy, help me!
315
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:35,137
- Flying Dutchman?
316
00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:38,448
Whoa!
317
00:14:38,517 --> 00:14:40,758
[grunts]
318
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:43,310
- Sandy!
319
00:14:43,379 --> 00:14:45,517
- Aah!
Hmm?
320
00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:49,172
- That's just a painting!
I'm down here!
321
00:14:51,275 --> 00:14:53,413
- What happened to you, Dutchy?
322
00:14:53,482 --> 00:14:55,103
- What's it look like?
323
00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:57,689
A witch trapped me
inside a crystal ball!
324
00:14:57,758 --> 00:15:00,068
Now get me out of here!
325
00:15:00,137 --> 00:15:03,275
Sandy, I am in your hands.
326
00:15:03,344 --> 00:15:06,068
- Let me try a little...
327
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:08,172
[both grunting]
328
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,655
Huh.
329
00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:13,517
Or maybe some of this.
[chomping goofily]
330
00:15:13,586 --> 00:15:15,689
Well, that didn't work.
331
00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:18,275
Come on, brain!
332
00:15:18,344 --> 00:15:21,379
- [clucking like a chicken]
333
00:15:24,103 --> 00:15:25,413
- That's it!
334
00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:29,344
I need to use good old
farm science on this one!
335
00:15:29,413 --> 00:15:32,689
[clucking like a chicken]
- Hey, what are you doing?
336
00:15:32,758 --> 00:15:34,241
Ow!
337
00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:37,000
[timer clicking, bell dings]
338
00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:40,206
[upbeat fiddle music]
339
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:45,620
Hey!
You hatched me good!
340
00:15:45,689 --> 00:15:48,068
Wait a minute.
I'm still tiny.
341
00:15:48,137 --> 00:15:50,034
What gives, Sandy?
342
00:15:50,103 --> 00:15:51,689
- [clucking like a chicken]
Huh?
343
00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:54,620
- I'm sorry to interrupt,
Science Officer Cheeks,
344
00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:56,482
but the Undersea Space Agency
345
00:15:56,551 --> 00:15:58,586
needs your immediate
assistance.
346
00:15:58,655 --> 00:16:00,000
- Absolutely.
347
00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:01,586
Sorry, Dutchy.
Duty calls.
348
00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:02,965
[grunts]
349
00:16:03,034 --> 00:16:04,068
Whoa!
350
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,965
[epic music]
351
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,827
- A giant meteor
is headed straight for Earth,
352
00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:15,068
and as usual, Sandy, you're
the only one that can save us.
353
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:18,000
- Hmm. Hmm.
354
00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:20,034
- [muttering to self]
355
00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:22,517
Aha!
[bell dings]
356
00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:25,413
- You can count on me, sir.
357
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:30,965
♪ ♪
358
00:16:31,034 --> 00:16:33,000
Hyah!
359
00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:34,448
Mm...
360
00:16:34,517 --> 00:16:38,344
♪ ♪
361
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:41,068
Yahoo!
362
00:16:41,137 --> 00:16:43,724
[seagull cries]
363
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:49,310
♪ ♪
364
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:52,275
Pardon me, Earth, you'll need
to scooch over a bit.
365
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,758
♪ ♪
366
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:55,862
Phew!
367
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:59,655
♪ ♪
368
00:16:59,724 --> 00:17:00,862
[alarm blaring]
Wuh-oh!
369
00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:04,103
That sidewinding stone
is a-coming back.
370
00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:06,103
[grunts]
371
00:17:06,172 --> 00:17:08,862
Bad meteor, bad!
372
00:17:08,931 --> 00:17:11,862
- [crying]
373
00:17:13,931 --> 00:17:15,448
- Thanks, Sandy!
374
00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:18,482
♪ ♪
375
00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:20,448
- Sweet mother-of-pearl!
376
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:23,034
I can finally be all alone
with my--
377
00:17:23,103 --> 00:17:24,379
[gasps]
378
00:17:24,448 --> 00:17:26,551
[dramatic music]
379
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:28,689
My experiment worked!
380
00:17:28,758 --> 00:17:32,137
It's huge!
[knocking]
381
00:17:32,206 --> 00:17:35,689
Wait right there.
Cavalry's coming.
382
00:17:35,758 --> 00:17:37,172
[grunting]
383
00:17:37,241 --> 00:17:39,448
[shell cracking]
384
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:42,620
- I am Pecan Sandy!
385
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:43,551
Huh.
386
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,862
Howdy, Pecan Sandy.
387
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,517
[grunting]
388
00:17:48,586 --> 00:17:51,310
[moaning]
Hmm?
389
00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:53,310
I'm Sandy Number One,
390
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:55,862
and I created you in my lab
to help me
391
00:17:55,931 --> 00:17:59,482
with all the chores while
I'm out saving people all day.
392
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,517
You can start by taking out
the garbage.
393
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:04,724
[insects buzzing]
394
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:08,103
- Pecan Sandy hates taking out
the garbage.
395
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,344
[roars]
396
00:18:10,413 --> 00:18:13,379
[shouts]
- I'm sorry, Pecan Sandy!
397
00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:15,517
You don't have to take out
the garbage!
398
00:18:15,586 --> 00:18:17,896
Uh, how about washing
the dishes?
399
00:18:17,965 --> 00:18:19,379
- Hmm?
400
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:21,379
[grumbles]
401
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,310
[roars]
402
00:18:23,379 --> 00:18:27,724
Pecan Sandy is not your maid!
403
00:18:27,793 --> 00:18:29,862
[roaring]
404
00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:32,655
- This experiment
is backfiring on me.
405
00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:35,103
I got to think, got to think.
406
00:18:35,172 --> 00:18:38,103
- [grunting]
407
00:18:38,172 --> 00:18:41,068
[sobbing]
408
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,758
Oh!
409
00:18:43,827 --> 00:18:47,000
My bushwhacked brain
is too fried to think.
410
00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:51,241
All right,
time to use some brawn!
411
00:18:51,310 --> 00:18:53,068
Ah!
412
00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:55,448
- [grunting]
413
00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:58,310
[both grunting]
414
00:18:58,379 --> 00:19:02,482
- [grunting]
Okay.
415
00:19:02,551 --> 00:19:04,551
Looks like I'm gonna need
to pull the rip cord
416
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:07,206
and call my emergency contact.
417
00:19:07,275 --> 00:19:08,689
[line trilling]
418
00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:11,206
- [humming happily]
419
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,965
[telephone ringing]
420
00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:14,517
Hello?
421
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:17,000
- Narlene, help me!
422
00:19:18,827 --> 00:19:21,413
Narlene, are you there?
423
00:19:21,482 --> 00:19:24,448
- [grunting]
424
00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:27,413
[upbeat banjo music]
425
00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:30,517
♪ ♪
426
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,965
Well, that's Sandy
in a nutshell.
427
00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:34,586
[laughs]
428
00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:36,862
- I'd like to laugh
about it, too, Narlene.
429
00:19:36,931 --> 00:19:39,517
Can you get me
out of here soon?
430
00:19:39,586 --> 00:19:41,344
- Sooner than you think.
431
00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:43,310
[grunting goofily]
432
00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:45,413
[shell cracking]
433
00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:47,551
- Than you kindly,
country buddy.
434
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:52,379
[Pecan Sandy roaring,
both shout]
435
00:19:52,448 --> 00:19:53,586
- Don't tell me.
436
00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:55,827
You created a Pecan Sandy
in your lab.
437
00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:58,551
It's gone on a rampage, and you
need my help to stop it.
438
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,655
- Yep, that about covers it.
439
00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:02,793
- Let me give it a think.
440
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,517
Hmm...
441
00:20:04,586 --> 00:20:07,448
[slow banjo music]
442
00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:11,517
♪ ♪
443
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:15,827
- [laughing, grunting]
444
00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:18,793
Oh, ow! Oh, ow, ow!
[grunting]
445
00:20:18,862 --> 00:20:20,275
I got it!
446
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:24,482
There's only one way to pummel
pesky pecan into pie--
447
00:20:24,551 --> 00:20:26,793
with your feet!
448
00:20:26,862 --> 00:20:29,344
- That's your answer
for everything, Narlene.
449
00:20:29,413 --> 00:20:31,344
And I like it!
450
00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:33,482
[bell dings]
451
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,517
- [roaring]
452
00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:40,931
[light music]
453
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:45,206
♪ ♪
454
00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:48,172
- Nice triple footsie, Narlene!
455
00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:50,103
- Now, ain't you sweet?
456
00:20:50,172 --> 00:20:53,551
I liked your toe-jam slam,
too, Sandy.
457
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:57,379
[both shout]
- [roars]
458
00:20:57,448 --> 00:21:00,620
- My mama didn't raise
no quitters.
459
00:21:00,689 --> 00:21:04,551
I'm getting to the bottom
of this pickle barrel.
460
00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:06,275
- Watch it, Narlene.
461
00:21:06,344 --> 00:21:08,448
- [grunting]
462
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,862
- [roaring]
463
00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:15,551
- Tell me, Pecan Sandy,
why are you so angry?
464
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:18,689
- Pecan Sandy angry
465
00:21:18,758 --> 00:21:23,413
because she created me
to take out her garbage!
466
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,620
- You did what, now?
467
00:21:25,689 --> 00:21:28,275
Heck, I'd go on a rampage, too.
468
00:21:28,344 --> 00:21:29,655
What possessed you?
469
00:21:29,724 --> 00:21:33,275
It was a bad idea.
I admit it now.
470
00:21:33,344 --> 00:21:35,275
Look, on paper...
471
00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:36,517
Oh...
472
00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:39,448
- Well, now that I know
the whole story,
473
00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:41,724
my hill-folk wisdom tells me
474
00:21:41,793 --> 00:21:45,689
there's only one way to crack
this nutty problem.
475
00:21:45,758 --> 00:21:49,172
- [grunts forcefully]
476
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:53,137
- We got to let her loose
to live her own life.
477
00:21:53,206 --> 00:21:56,689
- I want
whatever Pecan Sandy wants.
478
00:21:56,758 --> 00:22:00,103
- I am Pecan Sandy!
479
00:22:00,172 --> 00:22:02,965
And me do what me wants!
480
00:22:03,034 --> 00:22:05,413
[grunting]
481
00:22:05,482 --> 00:22:08,551
both:
Y'all come back anytime!
482
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,275
- All right,
we've earned a break.
483
00:22:13,241 --> 00:22:16,655
[upbeat banjo music]
484
00:22:16,724 --> 00:22:20,689
- Me finally happy!
485
00:22:20,758 --> 00:22:24,379
[grunts]
[all screaming]
486
00:22:24,448 --> 00:22:27,689
♪ ♪
487
00:22:27,758 --> 00:22:30,931
all:
Sandy, help us!
488
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,758
[music playing
through headphones]
489
00:22:33,827 --> 00:22:36,965
♪ ♪
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