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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Ohh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[frantic music]
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♪ ♪
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- [mutters]
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Finally, I've captured
the fiery passion that is...
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moi.
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Huh?
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- [coos]
- [groans]
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How did a clam get in here?
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[grumbles]
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I'll show you
for defiling my art.
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Yah!
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[wails]
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Look what you've done!
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My bust is busted!
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- [cooing]
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Ah.
- Oh boy, a message!
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"Hello, Patrick.
From Sporg-Bub."
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Ooh, a mystery sender.
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[all cooing]
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Gotcha.
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[playful music]
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Safe travels.
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[exclaims]
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[blows landing]
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- Get out! Get out!
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- Oh! Oh boy!
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Patrick responded.
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- Ah.
- Aww.
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It's a duck and a chicken
kissing, I think?
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[doorbell rings]
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Be right back, clammies.
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[humming]
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Oh, hello, Squidward.
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Are you trying out
a new sunscreen?
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- What? No!
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It's those stupid clams.
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Why are they flying
through my house?
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- They're carrier clams.
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Patrick and I are sending
each other messages.
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- Well, your brainless bivalves
are going through my windows
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and destroying my art!
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Just promise me
you'll stop sending your clams
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through my window.
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- Ah.
- "Behind you"?
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- We promise!
- Aah!
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[grumbles furiously]
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♪ ♪
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[sighs] Peace and quiet.
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[doorbell rings]
Huh?
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Oh, that must be
the new marble slabs I ordered.
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Hello.
[both cooing]
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[groans] What?
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More clams?
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Oh, shoo, shoo!
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[grunting]
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[straining]
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[both cooing]
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Oh, that is it.
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Time to take matters
into my own tentacles.
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[clams chattering]
Huh?
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- Hey, it's rude to laugh
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at Squidward's hilarious shame.
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[triangle dinging]
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- Patrick,
I'm sending over lunch!
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- Thank Neptune.
I'm starving!
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- [snickers]
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[low humming]
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[all chattering]
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[sawing, hammering]
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Have fun
at the Chowder Factory.
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[laughs]
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[sighs] You did it, Squidward.
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You finally put a stop
to those stupid clams.
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[rumbling]
Hmm?
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- Uh...
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oh boy, chowder!
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Thanks for the grub, SpongeBob!
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[grunts]
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[can whirring]
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Hmm?
[all growling]
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- [groans weakly] Huh?
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Did you have fun
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at the Chowder Factory?
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Aah! Ow!
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Hot chowder!
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[growls]
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All right, Squidward.
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If you can't beat 'em,
ignore 'em.
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[soft classical music]
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[laughs smugly]
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[crashing]
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[growls]
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[alarm blares]
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[light music]
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Huh?
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- Oh. Oh, hey, Squidw--
[groans]
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Ow.
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- Oh, great.
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The idiot parade is in town.
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- Oh, no.
We don't meet until May.
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Or was it Septemuary?
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Ow.
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I'm just having
my carrier clams
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carry me to SpongeBob's house.
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Ow.
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It's easier this way.
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- Allow me
to show you a shortcut.
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[mumbling]
- [screams]
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Aah!
Oh, hi, Squidward.
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- [grunting]
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- Thanks, buddy.
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See you in Septemuary.
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- Hey, what took ya so long?
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- I ran into traffic.
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And a house.
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- Ow, ow, ow!
- Huh?
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- Ow, ow! Aah!
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[screaming]
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- Those clams
sure do love Squidward.
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- Well, I'm not so sure
he loves them.
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Maybe we should train our clams
to avoid him.
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- Oh, yeah!
Like everybody else does.
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[big band music]
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♪ ♪
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[laughs]
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Ha.
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Aah!
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- Hmm.
[clams chomping]
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♪ ♪
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[gasps]
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[whistle blows]
- Mmm.
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[groaning]
[clams chomping]
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- Hmm.
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[all coo]
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- Huh? No!
[whimpers]
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[whistle blows]
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- [exclaims]
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♪ ♪
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[all cooing]
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- [giggles]
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♪ ♪
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Uh.
[chomps]
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[bell rings]
- Hmm.
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[grunts]
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[soft, curious music]
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- Hmm? Huh?
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[all cooing]
Oh, no.
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Here they come!
Huh?
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Phew.
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What the--
[groaning]
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[screams]
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[bright jazz music]
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♪ ♪
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[growling]
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No.
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Well, at least
I'm not naked this time.
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[both growl]
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Huh?
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- And on your left,
you'll see a naked octopus
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locked out of his house.
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[all oohing]
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- Aah!
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I can't take it anymore.
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I'll have to fight fire
with fire!
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[mysterious music]
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♪ ♪
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[whispers] Psst. Over here.
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- Sign here
to accept the package.
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And sign here to accept
possibility of injury,
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maiming, or death.
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Nice knowing you, pal.
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- Finally, my secret weapon...
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[laughs]
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[grunts]
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A great scallop.
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- [roars]
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- [laughs weakly]
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Nice killer clam.
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Are you hungry?
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- [roars]
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- Well, here's a whole buffet.
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Sic 'em, boy!
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[all chattering]
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[all screaming]
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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Ha ha!
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Who's got the clam now?
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I do!
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♪ I got the greatest scallop ♪
- Wow, Squidward.
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- Aww, they're so pretty. Look!
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- Huh?
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[all cooing]
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[soft classical music]
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♪ ♪
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Hey! I bought you
to scare those dumb clams,
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not dance with 'em!
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[grunts]
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- [growls, snarls]
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[dramatic music]
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- Incoming!
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- Aah!
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[screaming]
- Yoink.
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- Boy, is that guy gonna be mad
when he gets home.
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[both panting]
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♪ ♪
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[gasps]
- There's no escaping them.
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We're doomed!
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- Oh, cheer up, Squidward.
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At least we have each other.
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- That doesn't cheer me up.
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Hey, I think the clams left.
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[tense music]
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♪ ♪
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- [squeaks]
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[both coo]
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♪ ♪
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- The clams didn't leave.
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- Uh, maybe we can just wait
'em out until they migrate?
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[laughs]
- Yeah.
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What's another six months?
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[echoing] Six months,
six months, six months.
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[rumbling]
- [stuttering]
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What's happening?
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[all yelling]
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- I think we're migrating.
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- Patrick, commence operation
Shooting Star.
251
00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:11,000
- What, you mean, like,
jump out of the window?
252
00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:12,551
- Uh-huh, yeah.
Jump out the window.
253
00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:14,000
- Oh, okay.
[groans]
254
00:11:14,068 --> 00:11:15,448
[both exclaim]
255
00:11:15,517 --> 00:11:16,482
- [gasps]
256
00:11:20,896 --> 00:11:23,758
- [groans]
- Jump, Squidward!
257
00:11:23,827 --> 00:11:25,413
Jump!
- [moans uneasily]
258
00:11:25,482 --> 00:11:29,103
Oh, no,
I'm getting farther away.
259
00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:33,793
Wait a minute,
I'm getting farther away.
260
00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:35,758
So long, boys!
261
00:11:35,827 --> 00:11:38,344
I'm finally moving on up!
262
00:11:38,413 --> 00:11:41,413
[laughs]
263
00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:46,448
♪ ♪
264
00:11:46,517 --> 00:11:49,482
Still better than living next
to SpongeBob.
265
00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:55,586
[mellow music]
266
00:11:55,655 --> 00:12:01,827
♪ ♪
267
00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:02,931
[overlapping chatter]
268
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,655
- Come one, come all.
269
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,103
Don't miss my expert fry cook,
SpongeBob,
270
00:12:07,172 --> 00:12:10,379
cookin' his one kazillionth
Krabby Patty.
271
00:12:10,448 --> 00:12:13,482
Entry fee is only five clams.
[register dings]
272
00:12:13,551 --> 00:12:15,172
[cheers and applause]
273
00:12:15,241 --> 00:12:18,241
- Perch Perkins here,
live at the Krusty Krab,
274
00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:22,310
bringing you the play-by-play
on this momentous day!
275
00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:23,379
Whoa!
276
00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:25,620
[celebratory music]
277
00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:26,896
[cheers and applause]
278
00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:30,620
The fry cook of the hour...
279
00:12:30,689 --> 00:12:32,620
[boxing bell dings]
- [grunts]
280
00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:35,068
- Mr. SquarePants,
how do you feel?
281
00:12:35,137 --> 00:12:37,482
- Oh, I can't believe
it's really happening.
282
00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:41,206
This is the biggest day
of my fry cook career!
283
00:12:41,275 --> 00:12:43,586
- Let's meet the lucky customer
who gets
284
00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,137
to eat the marvelous patty,
285
00:12:45,206 --> 00:12:46,689
Bubble Bas--uh--
286
00:12:46,758 --> 00:12:49,241
- I'm sure the patty
will be mediocre,
287
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:52,241
but I must be first
at everything.
288
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:54,724
- Give me that!
- Get a life, people.
289
00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:56,724
It's just a patty.
290
00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:59,724
- Mwah, isn't it amazing,
Squidward?
291
00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:02,034
If I'm making
the kazillionth patty,
292
00:13:02,103 --> 00:13:04,620
then you've written
a kazillion orders.
293
00:13:04,689 --> 00:13:07,310
- Ugh, don't remind me.
294
00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:13,206
- Mr. Squidward,
you're distractin' SpongeBob.
295
00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:15,379
[crash]
- We now take you live
296
00:13:15,448 --> 00:13:16,862
to the Krusty Krab's kitchen
297
00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:19,034
for the main event.
- [groans]
298
00:13:19,103 --> 00:13:20,034
[sighs]
299
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,275
Aah!
300
00:13:21,344 --> 00:13:23,103
- Wow.
- Ooh.
301
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:26,068
- [grunting]
302
00:13:26,137 --> 00:13:29,448
- SpongeBob prepares himself
for the task ahead.
303
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,620
He's chopping the veggies
like a master sculptor.
304
00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:34,586
He's testing
the bun's elasticity.
305
00:13:34,655 --> 00:13:37,137
- Hmm.
306
00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:40,206
♪ ♪
307
00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:42,137
- He's picking a patty
with the least amount
308
00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:43,241
of freezer burn.
309
00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:44,655
[all oohing]
310
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,551
Look at it sparkle.
311
00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:48,068
- Boink.
312
00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:49,931
- The patty is in play!
313
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,448
I repeat, the patty is in play!
314
00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:57,000
What a fantastic display
of fry cook skills.
315
00:13:57,068 --> 00:13:59,586
- Will you hurry it up already?
316
00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:02,000
- Hmm.
317
00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:04,275
Hmm? [grunts nervously]
318
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,965
Aah!
319
00:14:06,034 --> 00:14:07,482
Whoa.
- Hold on.
320
00:14:07,551 --> 00:14:10,448
SpongeBob seems distracted.
- Phew.
321
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,586
Uh. Ah-chooy!
322
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:15,172
[groans, sniffles]
323
00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:18,172
[whines]
324
00:14:20,379 --> 00:14:22,413
[sighs]
325
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:24,758
[grunts]
326
00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,482
- Something's wrong, folks.
327
00:14:26,551 --> 00:14:27,827
The fry cook has broken out
328
00:14:27,896 --> 00:14:30,689
in some kind of rash.
329
00:14:30,758 --> 00:14:34,172
- Must fini--f--
330
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,034
finish.
331
00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:38,551
Ah-chooy!
- Disgusting!
332
00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,827
[all moaning]
333
00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:44,448
- Hmm.
- Here you go, Bubble Bass.
334
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,586
My kazillionth Krabby Patty,
335
00:14:46,655 --> 00:14:48,344
hot off the grill.
336
00:14:48,413 --> 00:14:49,896
[sneezes]
337
00:14:49,965 --> 00:14:51,965
[sniffles]
338
00:14:52,034 --> 00:14:54,793
- [screams]
339
00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:55,965
- Yuh!
340
00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:58,655
I can't consume this!
341
00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:00,655
Bleh!
342
00:15:00,724 --> 00:15:04,172
- Oh, you poor Krabby Patty.
343
00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:06,965
[gasps]
344
00:15:07,034 --> 00:15:10,068
[sneezes]
[crowd gasps]
345
00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:12,620
[crowd groans]
- This is so unsanitary.
346
00:15:12,689 --> 00:15:14,344
- [sighs]
347
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,689
- That's it. I'm outta here.
- No, no.
348
00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:16,827
[crowd grumbles]
349
00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:18,620
- [thickly] Wait, don't go.
350
00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:21,068
Whoa!
[groans]
351
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,482
- Sorry, boy-o.
352
00:15:22,551 --> 00:15:24,103
I don't know what's goin' on
with you,
353
00:15:24,172 --> 00:15:26,689
but you're ruinin' me business.
354
00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:29,689
- Aah!
355
00:15:29,758 --> 00:15:32,620
[wincing]
356
00:15:32,689 --> 00:15:35,034
Uh, oh.
357
00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:38,689
If I can't cook Krabby Patties,
then who am I?
358
00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:42,000
Curse this blasted rash!
359
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:43,689
Huh? My rash?
360
00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:45,275
It's gone!
361
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,413
[laughs]
362
00:15:46,482 --> 00:15:48,172
Mr. Krabs?
363
00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:50,586
[laughing]
- [stutters]
364
00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:54,517
[sighs]
365
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:57,448
- Mr. Krabs, I'm cured.
366
00:15:57,517 --> 00:15:59,413
[sneezes]
367
00:15:59,482 --> 00:16:02,413
- Uh, you don't look cured
to me, son.
368
00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:07,827
- I'm cure--
[sneezes]
369
00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:09,586
- Nope.
370
00:16:11,689 --> 00:16:13,862
- I'm cure--
[sneezes]
371
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:17,275
- Out!
Out, out, out, out!
372
00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:21,896
- I'm gonna miss you,
Krabby Patty.
373
00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:25,034
[sniffs]
374
00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:26,482
What's...
[sneezes]
375
00:16:26,551 --> 00:16:27,862
Happening to me?
376
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:29,448
- Isn't it obvious?
377
00:16:29,517 --> 00:16:33,517
You're allergic
to Krabby Patties.
378
00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:37,586
- This just in: SpongeBob's
allergic to Krabby Patties.
379
00:16:37,655 --> 00:16:40,172
- [gasps] Allergic
to Krabby Patties?
380
00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:42,689
Is there an allergist
in the house?
381
00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:44,931
both: I'm an allergist!
382
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,448
- Dibs!
- Aww.
383
00:16:46,517 --> 00:16:47,758
- [grunts]
384
00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:50,620
Say...
both: Ah.
385
00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:53,758
- Choo!
[laughs]
386
00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:55,275
Allergist humor.
387
00:16:55,344 --> 00:16:56,275
[squeaks]
388
00:16:56,344 --> 00:16:58,103
Hmm, the constant exposure
389
00:16:58,172 --> 00:16:59,862
to Krabby Patties has caused
390
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:03,034
a hypersensitive
immunological reaction.
391
00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:04,310
- Say what now?
392
00:17:04,379 --> 00:17:07,000
- Krabby Patties make you itch.
393
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,137
But don't worry.
394
00:17:08,206 --> 00:17:10,896
I can cure you!
395
00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:13,172
[laughs evilly]
396
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:15,551
[dark music]
397
00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:17,000
- Hold it!
398
00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:18,793
SpongeBob just needs
to be isolated
399
00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:20,000
from the allergen.
400
00:17:20,068 --> 00:17:22,172
In this case, Krabby Patties.
401
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,758
And I know just how to do it.
402
00:17:24,827 --> 00:17:27,137
- Aww.
403
00:17:27,206 --> 00:17:29,862
- My old divin' suit's
a little bulky,
404
00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:33,137
but it'll keep you safe
from any stray patty particles.
405
00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:34,551
- Thank you, Sandy.
406
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,551
[horn blows]
407
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:38,724
[laughs]
408
00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:41,724
[light music]
409
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:42,827
♪ ♪
410
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,724
Uh, here goes nothing.
411
00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:47,034
[winces]
412
00:17:47,103 --> 00:17:49,241
[mumbles]
413
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,689
Ah!
414
00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:53,103
Isn't it wonderful, Squidward?
415
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,689
I can cook Krabby Patties
again.
416
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:59,310
- Whoop-dee-diddly-doo.
417
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:01,068
- Whoops.
418
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,517
Whoa.
419
00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:04,413
Okay, here we go.
420
00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:06,448
A little bit of this,
a little bit of that.
421
00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:08,724
Some of this.
Got it.
422
00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:10,275
- [growls]
- Whew.
423
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:12,137
One Krabby Patty
with double pickle,
424
00:18:12,206 --> 00:18:13,413
hold the kelp-sup.
425
00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:14,793
[horn blows]
426
00:18:14,862 --> 00:18:16,620
- [moans]
- Sorry.
427
00:18:16,689 --> 00:18:19,413
Two patty singles with an order
of curly coral bits.
428
00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:22,000
- [groaning]
- Whoops.
429
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,689
I'm gettin' the hang of it!
- Ow!
430
00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:25,482
- Sorry.
- Mr. Krabs?
431
00:18:25,551 --> 00:18:28,034
- Whoops. Sorry.
- I can't work like this.
432
00:18:28,103 --> 00:18:30,413
- Sorry!
- Learn to duck, Mr. Squidward.
433
00:18:30,482 --> 00:18:32,241
- Whoops! Sorry.
Whoops, sorry.
434
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:33,862
- Aah!
[watch beeps]
435
00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:35,965
Quittin' time.
[gasps]
436
00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:37,655
[laughs]
437
00:18:37,724 --> 00:18:40,137
Finally!
- Aw.
438
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,068
Just when I was gettin'
this suit figured out.
439
00:18:42,137 --> 00:18:46,379
Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
440
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,103
Uh-oh.
441
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,206
- What's goin' on in here,
SpongeBob?
442
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:56,000
- I can't take this suit off
and I can't go home.
443
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,827
What'll I do, Mr. Krabs?
444
00:18:57,896 --> 00:18:59,275
- Sorry, SpongeBob.
445
00:18:59,344 --> 00:19:03,137
You'll have to bunk
in the kitchen from now on.
446
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:06,206
- Hooray!
Work sleepover!
447
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,344
[sighs]
- Don't worry, SpongeBob.
448
00:19:10,413 --> 00:19:12,068
I figured you might have
a little trouble
449
00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:13,551
getting back to your homestead,
450
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,586
so I brung along some supplies.
451
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,310
- Huh? Yeah!
452
00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:20,413
- And I couldn't forget
this little feller.
453
00:19:20,482 --> 00:19:22,241
- Meow.
454
00:19:24,275 --> 00:19:27,379
[murmuring]
455
00:19:28,931 --> 00:19:31,724
- [whistling]
456
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:36,724
- [grumbles] Whoa!
457
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,103
[groans]
458
00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:40,103
- Mmm.
459
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,413
[whines]
460
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,586
Oh.
461
00:19:44,655 --> 00:19:46,724
Whaa!
462
00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:48,551
[groans]
463
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:51,551
[all exclaiming]
464
00:19:54,172 --> 00:20:00,034
- Oh, no, the customers
are allergic to patties too!
465
00:20:00,103 --> 00:20:02,586
[whirring]
466
00:20:02,655 --> 00:20:05,137
- Aah!
- Quick, get inside the suit!
467
00:20:05,206 --> 00:20:06,551
- [grumbles]
468
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:09,862
- You'll be safe in here.
- Whoa!
469
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:12,275
customers: Aah!
470
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,068
- Whoa! Aah!
471
00:20:14,137 --> 00:20:16,379
[tense music]
472
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,413
[customers groaning]
473
00:20:18,482 --> 00:20:19,793
- My rash is gone!
- Whoa.
474
00:20:19,862 --> 00:20:20,965
- Totally cured.
475
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:22,620
- Aah!
476
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,448
Mr. Krabs!
477
00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:25,689
- Yes?
478
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:27,344
Oh! Why?
479
00:20:27,413 --> 00:20:29,379
- SpongeBob lost his marbles!
480
00:20:29,448 --> 00:20:30,758
He sucked all the customers
481
00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:32,862
into that crazy contraption!
482
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,413
- The patty allergy's
spreading, Mr. Krabs.
483
00:20:35,482 --> 00:20:37,724
The customers are allergic too.
484
00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:39,413
- Calm down, lad.
485
00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:41,689
I'm sure you're just
exaggerat--
486
00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:43,482
hmm?
487
00:20:43,551 --> 00:20:44,724
Aah!
- Don't worry, Mr. Krabs.
488
00:20:44,793 --> 00:20:47,517
I'll save you!
489
00:20:47,586 --> 00:20:50,172
- [sighs]
That's better.
490
00:20:50,241 --> 00:20:51,448
- Aah!
491
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,275
- Squidward, get in the suit!
492
00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:55,275
Don't let the allergy get you!
493
00:20:55,344 --> 00:20:58,862
- Oh, no, I'm not living
in that tin can,
494
00:20:58,931 --> 00:21:01,206
especially with you inside it.
495
00:21:01,275 --> 00:21:02,896
[suit whirring]
[gasps]
496
00:21:02,965 --> 00:21:05,931
[panting]
497
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,000
- Hurry, Squidward!
498
00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:08,896
Before it's too late!
499
00:21:08,965 --> 00:21:10,827
[both screaming]
500
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,724
Come back!
501
00:21:16,724 --> 00:21:20,068
- Aah!
502
00:21:20,137 --> 00:21:22,551
[panting]
503
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:23,793
[grunts]
504
00:21:28,344 --> 00:21:29,413
customers: Huh?
505
00:21:29,482 --> 00:21:31,827
- Just checkin' in to see how
506
00:21:31,896 --> 00:21:34,275
y'all are doin'?
507
00:21:34,344 --> 00:21:36,448
Whoo-doggy.
508
00:21:36,517 --> 00:21:39,068
Looks like a cattle drive
came through here.
509
00:21:39,137 --> 00:21:41,275
Y'all okay in there?
510
00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:44,172
- Yeah.
- No, I am not!
511
00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:47,724
This suit smells revolting!
512
00:21:47,793 --> 00:21:50,241
Good thing I have
my new cologne,
513
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,655
Cephalopod Spice.
514
00:21:52,724 --> 00:21:54,137
- Huh?
515
00:21:54,206 --> 00:21:56,482
[customers coughing]
516
00:21:58,413 --> 00:22:02,413
- Ugh, y'all weren't sneezin'
from patties.
517
00:22:02,482 --> 00:22:05,827
You're allergic
to Squidward's cheap cologne!
518
00:22:05,896 --> 00:22:08,517
- Hey, I'll have you know
that my eau de toilet
519
00:22:08,586 --> 00:22:10,689
is trespricey.
520
00:22:10,758 --> 00:22:12,758
[customers coughing]
Huh?
521
00:22:12,827 --> 00:22:16,275
- Uh-oh, the suit's
concentrated the allergen!
522
00:22:16,344 --> 00:22:18,551
Y'all's rashes
are goin' critical!
523
00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:19,827
Aah!
524
00:22:19,896 --> 00:22:21,275
[horn blows]
525
00:22:21,344 --> 00:22:24,344
all: Whoa!
526
00:22:25,931 --> 00:22:27,344
[bright music]
527
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:28,758
- One Krabby Patty...
- [laughs]
528
00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:30,000
- Allergy-free.
529
00:22:30,068 --> 00:22:32,034
Mwah.
530
00:22:32,103 --> 00:22:33,689
- [laughs]
- Wow.
531
00:22:33,758 --> 00:22:36,620
- [giggling]
532
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:37,827
- Huh.
533
00:22:37,896 --> 00:22:41,551
At least I still have
my cologne.
534
00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:43,379
[sniffs]
535
00:22:44,862 --> 00:22:47,689
[sneezes wildly]
536
00:22:47,758 --> 00:22:48,724
Typical.
537
00:22:51,344 --> 00:22:53,965
[upbeat music]
538
00:22:54,034 --> 00:23:01,000
♪ ♪
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