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- Are you ready, kids?
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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kids:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- ♪ Oh... ♪
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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪
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kids:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- ♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪
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kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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♪ ♪
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[waves crashing]
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[upbeat ukulele music]
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♪ ♪
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[baby cooing]
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- Oh!
- [laughing]
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- [screaming]
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- I can't see!
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I can't see!
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[tires screech, both screaming]
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- Mama! Papa! No!
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[suspenseful music]
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both: Whoa!
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[tires squeal, both screaming]
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- Bikini Bottom's long-awaited
dynamite factory
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is now open!
- Look out!
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- Huh?
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both: Whoa!
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Oh, phew.
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[both scream]
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- Hey, Mrs. Puff, I can see
your house from up here.
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Huh?
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[quirky music]
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- [sighs]
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Look at that.
You saved me a commute.
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Just let yourself out.
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- Well, if you're sure...
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See you tomorrow, Mrs. Puff!
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♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
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- Maybe he really
is unteachable.
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I give up.
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No, Puff, not yet.
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You're a driving instructor!
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Instructing that boy
is your duty.
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You just need
a little guidance.
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[calm music]
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[phone ringing, vibrating]
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- The universe greets you.
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Allow me to guide
your celestial vessel.
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- SpongeBob...
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driving...
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me...
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crazy!
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- [yelps]
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Oh, Mrs. Puff.
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Perhaps it would help
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if you find a way to be
with SpongeBob
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without being
with SpongeBob, hmm?
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Okay.
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Feel free to annoy me
for money again soon.
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Goodbye.
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♪ ♪
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[grunts]
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♪ ♪
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Ah...
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Less stress.
[bell dings]
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- Being with SpongeBob
without being with SpongeBob.
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[groans]
But how?
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[grunts]
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[breathes deeply]
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[harmonious music plays]
Huh?
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Where is that music
coming from?
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A submarine?
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That gives me an idea.
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[grunts]
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[music continues]
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♪ ♪
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- [humming]
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- I knew it!
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Where there are sailors,
there are always potatoes.
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♪ ♪
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[mysterious music]
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♪ ♪
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[grunting]
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- Huh?
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
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- [grunting]
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There.
That should do it.
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- ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
- Huh?
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Gah!
- ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
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- [panting]
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- ♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
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[grunts]
D'oy!
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Oh, Mrs. Puff!
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It's been so long!
Did you miss me?
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- Oh, yes, SpongeBob.
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I missed you so much.
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It's so good to see you...
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from here.
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- Ooh! Did you get a new hat?
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It really brings out
all your eyes.
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[suspenseful music]
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[laughs]
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- All right...
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Time to focus on the road,
my excellent little noodle.
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- Oh! I must live up
to your noodle-spectations!
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[tires squealing]
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[grunts]
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How was that?
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- That was very good.
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Okay, take a right here.
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Now keep going right.
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- Feels right to me!
[laughs]
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- Ah, yes, it does.
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Now I can catch up
on my stories.
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- Oh, Dwayne.
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The only thing
I've ever loved...
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[bell rings]
Is a skull-cracking smackdown!
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[grunts]
[cheering]
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- That's right!
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[static whirs]
- Keep going right?
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All right.
- Um, yeah.
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Sure, SpongeBob.
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- Boy, I really feel like
I'm getting the hang
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of this turning-right thing.
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Hey, this is the longest I've
ever driven without crashing.
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- [grunts]
Huh?
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Oh.
There's none left.
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[static whirs]
Left.
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- Left?
But I'm still working on right.
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Do you really think I'm ready?
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[static whirs]
- Yeah!
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- Oh, okay,
if you think so.
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[tires squealing, horn blares]
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Oh!
[chuckles]
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Sorry about that.
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[screams]
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[tires squeal]
- Whoa!
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Huh.
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Some people will do anything
to use the carpool lane.
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Huh?
Uh-oh.
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[screaming]
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[grunts]
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[popcorn popping]
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[microwave beeps]
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[grunting and cheering on TV]
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[horn honks]
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- Oh, SpongeBob?
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Your driving is immaculate.
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Just keep turning right.
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- Oh, I'm great at that.
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[all giggling]
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[tires squealing,
all screaming]
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Wow!
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Whoa!
[static whirs]
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- Keep that righty nice
and tight-y.
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- Tightening my rightening.
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[alarm ringing]
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[all screaming]
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[all laughing]
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- This is
the most fulfilling day
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I've ever had as a teacher.
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Mmm.
[chokes]
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[stoplight dings]
Bleh!
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[choking and coughing]
- Uh-oh.
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Swallowed a bug, huh?
- [choking and coughing]
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- Attention all units--
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major traffic violations
in progress.
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- [gasps]
- Please pursue
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as fast as possible.
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[suspenseful music]
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- [gasps]
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[siren wailing]
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This must be
an advanced lesson.
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[tires squeal, sirens wailing]
- Huh?
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[panting]
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[siren wailing]
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- Hey, that's him--
the jerk with the spud!
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- Let's get him, boys!
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- Ooh!
[siren wailing]
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[all growling]
[panting]
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[siren wailing,
tires squealing]
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both: Ah!
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- This historic
dynamite factory
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has been open for one
entire day with no accidents.
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Isn't that amazing?
[siren wailing]
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- Huh?
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[siren wailing]
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[static whirs]
- Breaker, breaker, Cabin Boy.
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Hard to port.
- Oh, a 10-4, Mrs. Puff!
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[tires squeal]
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- [panting]
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[all screaming]
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- I'm gettin'
too old for this.
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[grunting]
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[all screaming]
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[climactic jazz music]
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[grunting and screaming]
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- We interrupt
"Headlocks and Heartbreaks"
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with an emergency
news bulletin.
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High-speed sponge
terrorizes Bikini Bottom
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with potato prisoner--
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last seen pursued by
band of bandit bikers
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along Kraken Avenue.
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Who knows where
he may strike next?
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- Wha...
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[suspenseful music]
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- My leg!
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♪ ♪
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- Uh, SpongeBob?
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Gah! Hello?
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Hello?
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Oh, Neptune.
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Enough of this leisure wig.
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Time for the pursuit wig!
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[screams]
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[grunts]
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[screaming]
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[siren wailing]
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I'm a driving instructor,
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and I'm commandeering
this vehicle!
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- I can dig it, mohawk mama.
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- [grunts]
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[tire squeals,
siren wailing]
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[tires screech]
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[wailing continues]
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- [screams]
Turn around!
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- Ooh, whatever you say!
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Whoa!
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[laughing]
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- Phew.
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[all growling]
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Oh, dear.
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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- [grunting]
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00:10:23,172 --> 00:10:24,758
[gasps]
Mrs. Puff!
246
00:10:24,827 --> 00:10:26,620
You've been mashed!
247
00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:29,827
[cries]
248
00:10:40,379 --> 00:10:41,896
- Ahem.
249
00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:44,448
- Huh?
She's alive!
250
00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:47,551
Oh, you sure are resilient,
Mrs. Puff.
251
00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:51,137
- From now on, SpongeBob,
I'll uphold my duty
252
00:10:51,206 --> 00:10:56,034
as your driving instructor
to keep you safe on the road.
253
00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:57,068
Mm.
254
00:10:57,137 --> 00:10:59,896
- [grunts]
[all grumbling]
255
00:10:59,965 --> 00:11:04,137
[hard rock music]
256
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:06,103
[gasps]
Wait a minute!
257
00:11:06,172 --> 00:11:08,068
You're Puff the Tuff!
258
00:11:08,137 --> 00:11:09,689
Will you sign my cast?
259
00:11:09,758 --> 00:11:11,000
- Oh.
- I love you!
260
00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:12,862
- [laughing]
- What a legend!
261
00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:15,482
- Oh, hi, boys.
262
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,724
[sirens wailing]
263
00:11:17,793 --> 00:11:20,413
- Looks like you got things
under control here.
264
00:11:20,482 --> 00:11:22,241
Let's scram!
265
00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:24,241
- [sighs]
I know the drill.
266
00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:27,413
[calypso instrumental]
267
00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:30,344
♪ ♪
268
00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:31,896
So...
269
00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:34,206
what are you in for?
270
00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:36,172
[sighs]
271
00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:41,896
[upbeat ukulele music]
272
00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:48,896
♪ ♪
273
00:11:48,965 --> 00:11:51,965
- [whistling]
274
00:11:52,034 --> 00:11:53,896
- [humming]
275
00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:55,655
- Nice work, boy-o.
276
00:11:55,724 --> 00:11:58,310
She looks cleaner than
a freshly scraped hull.
277
00:11:58,379 --> 00:12:01,758
- Oh, hello, Mr. Krabs, I--
[gasps]
278
00:12:01,827 --> 00:12:03,689
Your feet!
279
00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:05,000
- Hmm?
280
00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:09,000
- [shivering]
281
00:12:09,068 --> 00:12:10,620
- Whew!
That was close.
282
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,344
You almost tracked goo all over
your nice, clean restaurant.
283
00:12:13,413 --> 00:12:15,931
- [chuckles]
Good save, huh?
284
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,689
[groans]
285
00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:18,965
- Huh?
286
00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:21,689
Hmm...
287
00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:24,206
Oh, looks like this puddle here
is the culprit.
288
00:12:24,275 --> 00:12:25,482
Don't worry, Mr. K.,
289
00:12:25,551 --> 00:12:27,586
I'll have her cleaned up
in no time.
290
00:12:27,655 --> 00:12:30,000
Hmm...
Aha!
291
00:12:33,103 --> 00:12:37,862
[engine turning over, revving]
292
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,344
[gargling]
293
00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:43,517
- Okay, you just pour this
in here, and--
294
00:12:43,586 --> 00:12:46,103
Huh?
[screams]
295
00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:48,448
"It's a beautiful day,"
you said.
296
00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:51,655
"Why not do some evil science
outside?" you said.
297
00:12:51,724 --> 00:12:53,000
SpongeBob!
298
00:12:53,068 --> 00:12:56,137
What in Neptune's navel
are you doing?
299
00:12:58,793 --> 00:13:00,241
- Oh, sorry, Plankton.
300
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,655
I was just cleaning up
this goo puddle for Mr. Krabs.
301
00:13:04,275 --> 00:13:06,689
- That doesn't look like goo.
302
00:13:06,758 --> 00:13:08,896
It looks like oil.
303
00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:11,103
Holy moly, Karen!
304
00:13:11,172 --> 00:13:13,482
We're sittin'
on a mountain of moolah!
305
00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:14,689
- [screaming]
306
00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:16,344
That oil's mine, you hear?
307
00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:19,620
My employee found it,
and besides,
308
00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:21,137
it's on me property!
309
00:13:21,206 --> 00:13:23,689
- Not so fast, Krabs.
310
00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:25,310
That's my oil,
311
00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:27,689
and it's on my property!
312
00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:30,758
[both grunting]
313
00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:32,551
[both growl]
314
00:13:37,206 --> 00:13:39,931
- Mmm.
Actually, you're both wrong.
315
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,068
It's not oil at all.
316
00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:43,137
both: It's not?
317
00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:45,206
- According to my analysis,
318
00:13:45,275 --> 00:13:47,862
it's a combination
of Krabby Patty grease
319
00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:49,448
and Chum runoff,
320
00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:51,724
which your two restaurants
have been leaking
321
00:13:51,793 --> 00:13:53,689
into the ground for decades.
322
00:13:53,758 --> 00:13:57,379
- So it's just
worthless old grease?
323
00:13:57,448 --> 00:13:59,034
- I wouldn't call it
"worthless."
324
00:13:59,103 --> 00:14:01,275
It has a high viscosity index
325
00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:04,379
and impressive flavor-imparting
characteristics.
326
00:14:04,448 --> 00:14:06,862
- So its "worthful"?
327
00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:08,379
- Yes, however,
328
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,103
the deposit appears to be
evenly split
329
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:13,344
between your restaurants.
330
00:14:13,413 --> 00:14:15,379
- Well, Plankton, looks like
331
00:14:15,448 --> 00:14:17,413
if we want to make
a lot of money...
332
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:20,172
- We'll have to do it as...
333
00:14:20,241 --> 00:14:22,689
- [groans]
both: Partners.
334
00:14:26,793 --> 00:14:28,344
- Come on, Krabs.
335
00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:31,517
There's got to be some use
for this stuff we can agree on.
336
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:33,655
Mm, let's sell it
to the military!
337
00:14:33,724 --> 00:14:37,448
Imagine--
fuel for flamethrowers,
338
00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:40,103
lubricant for killer robots,
339
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:43,103
bombs that smell
like French fries!
340
00:14:43,172 --> 00:14:44,862
[laughs]
341
00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:46,482
all: Mmm.
342
00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:50,586
- We'll use it to boost
business at The Krusty Krab...
343
00:14:50,655 --> 00:14:52,793
a flavorful new
sandwich topping
344
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,931
a savory new milkshake,
345
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,620
and a lovely new scent
for the restrooms.
346
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:58,689
[all sniffing]
347
00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:00,068
- Oh, no!
348
00:15:00,137 --> 00:15:03,034
We're not using my grease
to drive customers
349
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,517
to your restaurant!
350
00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:06,034
- Oh, you...
- Why, I ought to...
351
00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:09,862
[both grunting]
352
00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:12,758
Oh, gosh, I don't see why
you need to find just one use
353
00:15:12,827 --> 00:15:13,931
for this stuff.
354
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,137
I started using it
for everything.
355
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,931
- What?
- Huh?
356
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000
- Toothpaste,
357
00:15:20,068 --> 00:15:22,103
bodywash, deodorant,
358
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,413
shoe polish,
359
00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:25,068
all-night face mask,
360
00:15:25,137 --> 00:15:26,172
Gary's breakfast,
361
00:15:26,241 --> 00:15:28,517
my own breakfast.
362
00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:30,793
It even cured my bursitis!
363
00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:32,206
What I mean is,
364
00:15:32,275 --> 00:15:34,275
if you can use it for anything,
365
00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:36,586
why not sell it for everything?
366
00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:38,586
[cash register bell dings]
367
00:15:38,655 --> 00:15:40,862
[cash register bell dings,
horn toots]
368
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,724
- Not bad.
369
00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:48,310
- Well, we better get some
customers here, Eugene.
370
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:50,551
I was up all night
painting that sign.
371
00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:53,068
- Have a little faith,
Plankton.
372
00:15:53,137 --> 00:15:54,103
[gasps]
373
00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:56,758
Behold, the lunch rush!
374
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:59,689
- [humming]
375
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:02,000
[both scream]
376
00:16:02,068 --> 00:16:04,310
Whoa!
377
00:16:08,896 --> 00:16:11,896
[all groaning]
378
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,310
- [giggles]
379
00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:15,413
Time to get to work!
- [laughs]
380
00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:16,586
[babies crying]
381
00:16:16,655 --> 00:16:18,931
- [screams]
382
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,620
- Pardon me, ma'am,
but how about some
383
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,724
Dr. Krabton's Miracle
Everything Juice
384
00:16:24,793 --> 00:16:27,827
to quiet the little angels?
[grunts]
385
00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:31,586
- [sighs]
386
00:16:32,896 --> 00:16:35,172
[grunts]
Hmm...
387
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:36,586
- [groans]
388
00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:40,206
- why, Dr. Krabton
can fix up your boat for you!
389
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:41,517
See?
390
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,482
There you go.
Good as new.
391
00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:45,586
- Say, it really works!
392
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:48,586
Three cheers
for Everything Juice!
393
00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:51,413
all: Hooray!
394
00:16:51,482 --> 00:16:53,689
[indistinct chatter]
- We'll take one!
395
00:16:53,758 --> 00:16:56,689
[excited chatter]
396
00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:59,172
[upbeat music]
397
00:16:59,241 --> 00:17:00,655
♪ ♪
398
00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:03,586
- Look at all this cash, Krabs!
399
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:06,551
We're rich!
- Not rich enough.
400
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:09,448
We got to take our show
on the road!
401
00:17:09,517 --> 00:17:12,000
[boat beeping]
402
00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:13,413
All right, Plankton.
403
00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:16,655
Let a real salesman show you
how it's done.
404
00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:18,344
[doorbell rings]
405
00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,827
- Eugene?
What a surprise.
406
00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:23,862
Uh, we don't have
a lunch date today, do we?
407
00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:27,482
- Not with me.
Your date today is with value.
408
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:30,413
Suppose I told you
there was one product
409
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:32,827
that could fuel
all your boats...
410
00:17:34,517 --> 00:17:36,000
[engines rev]
Reinvigorate
411
00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:39,241
old lighthouse paint jobs...
- [grunts]
412
00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:45,448
- And even cover up those...
[clears throat]
413
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:48,896
Maturation lines
around your eyes.
414
00:17:48,965 --> 00:17:50,310
- Plank.
415
00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:52,068
♪ ♪
416
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,965
- How dare you?
417
00:17:54,034 --> 00:17:56,344
Give me ten bottles.
418
00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:58,724
- You did pretty good
back there, Krabs.
419
00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:02,241
But now it's time
to watch a master!
420
00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:04,310
- Ooh, gladly.
[doorbell rings]
421
00:18:04,379 --> 00:18:08,103
Let me know when he gets here.
[laughs]
422
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,689
- Howdy.
- Greetings, Sandra.
423
00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:14,068
I am here to tell you
about our latest invention.
424
00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:15,896
It'll fertilize your lawn.
425
00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:17,448
- [grunts goofily]
426
00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:20,068
- Polish your dome glass...
427
00:18:20,137 --> 00:18:21,172
- Oh.
428
00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:24,379
[hums]
- [chirping]
429
00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:29,827
- And give even your oldest
nuts that fresh-picked shine!
430
00:18:29,896 --> 00:18:31,137
[snickers]
431
00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:32,482
[grunts]
432
00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:37,000
It's Dr. Krabton's
Miracle Everything Juice!
433
00:18:37,068 --> 00:18:39,793
[fanfare plays]
434
00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:42,034
- I ain't some hayseed,
Plankton.
435
00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:43,344
I'm a scientist.
436
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,965
I don't believe in miracles.
437
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:48,103
- Well, but it can also keep
oxygen machines running
438
00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:49,793
in top shape!
439
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:50,793
- Huh...
440
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:53,724
[machine wheezing and coughing]
441
00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:57,448
Well, I do like breathin'.
442
00:18:57,517 --> 00:18:59,655
I'll take a whole case!
443
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:01,827
- This door-to-door stuff's
taking too long.
444
00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:04,241
We got to go big!
- How big?
445
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,000
- Musical big!
446
00:19:07,068 --> 00:19:09,965
[upbeat music plays]
447
00:19:10,034 --> 00:19:12,448
♪ ♪
448
00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:15,620
[crowd oohing]
449
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:18,000
♪ Hey, there, mister,
would you like to know ♪
450
00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,758
♪ About a very
a special something ♪
451
00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:21,896
♪ That makes
all your problems go away? ♪
452
00:19:21,965 --> 00:19:22,965
- What is it?
453
00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:24,413
- It's Everything Juice.
- What?
454
00:19:24,482 --> 00:19:26,689
- ♪ Hey, there, madam,
can I help you out ♪
455
00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:28,172
♪ With those
false teeth of yours ♪
456
00:19:28,241 --> 00:19:30,620
♪ It must be very hard
to shout hooray ♪
457
00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:32,793
- [screams]
- ♪ For Everything Juice ♪
458
00:19:32,862 --> 00:19:36,758
- ♪ Can it make my voice
sound much more creepy? ♪
459
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,275
- Probably.
- ♪ Will it fix the smell ♪
460
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,413
♪ Of my pet Kiki? ♪
461
00:19:41,482 --> 00:19:42,965
- Buy it and see!
- Indeed!
462
00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:45,448
- ♪ Hey, there, son,
looks like you might need ♪
463
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,034
♪ To find some
slickening solution ♪
464
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:50,103
♪ So your marbles
can get up to speed today ♪
465
00:19:50,172 --> 00:19:51,620
Try Everything Juice!
466
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:54,724
♪ Pardon me,
but I see you chose ♪
467
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:56,241
♪ Not to trim that
rather lengthy hair ♪
468
00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:59,344
♪ Protruding from your nose,
but that's okay ♪
469
00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:00,896
With Everything Juice!
470
00:20:00,965 --> 00:20:03,241
- How much does it cost?
- Quite a lot!
471
00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:05,206
[cash register bell dings]
- I don't care.
472
00:20:05,275 --> 00:20:06,965
Give me everything you've got.
473
00:20:07,034 --> 00:20:09,758
both: ♪ Yes, my friends,
this is the greatest stuff ♪
474
00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:11,517
♪ It's a wonder,
it's a miracle ♪
475
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:12,551
♪ You just can't have enough ♪
476
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,137
♪ So we say hey ♪
477
00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:15,655
♪ Get some today ♪
478
00:20:15,724 --> 00:20:17,000
♪ There's no excuse ♪
479
00:20:17,068 --> 00:20:20,482
♪ Everyone needs
Everything Juice ♪
480
00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:23,689
[crowd clamoring]
481
00:20:23,758 --> 00:20:25,482
[cash register bell dings]
482
00:20:25,551 --> 00:20:28,827
- A million one,
a million two,
483
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,517
a million three.
484
00:20:30,586 --> 00:20:35,068
- Eugene, is this what
friendship feels like?
485
00:20:35,137 --> 00:20:39,310
- Perhaps it is, Sheldon.
Perhaps it is.
486
00:20:39,379 --> 00:20:42,965
both: Money fight!
[giggling]
487
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,103
[elevator bell dings]
- Huh?
488
00:20:44,172 --> 00:20:46,965
[all yelling]
489
00:20:47,034 --> 00:20:49,310
- Hey!
What are you all doing in here?
490
00:20:49,379 --> 00:20:50,896
[all yelling]
491
00:20:50,965 --> 00:20:53,172
- We are unsatisfied customers!
492
00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:55,689
Just look at what your grease
did to my air!
493
00:20:55,758 --> 00:20:58,862
[yelling continues]
494
00:21:00,862 --> 00:21:01,931
all: Ew.
495
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
- Your grease gave me pink eye!
496
00:21:04,068 --> 00:21:06,275
- Well, at least your...
[clears throat]
497
00:21:06,344 --> 00:21:08,827
Maturation lines are gone.
498
00:21:08,896 --> 00:21:09,862
- [grunts]
499
00:21:09,931 --> 00:21:13,379
I'll take two more bottles.
500
00:21:13,448 --> 00:21:14,689
- No more!
501
00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:16,862
You two have ruined
the whole town!
502
00:21:16,931 --> 00:21:20,517
all: We want our money back!
503
00:21:20,586 --> 00:21:22,344
- Huh?
[chuckles nervously]
504
00:21:22,413 --> 00:21:24,482
[whimpers]
505
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:27,344
- [sighs]
I knew you would mess this up.
506
00:21:27,413 --> 00:21:29,241
You always mess things up.
507
00:21:29,310 --> 00:21:30,724
- Me?
508
00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:34,206
I'm not the one who came up
with that lousy song.
509
00:21:34,275 --> 00:21:36,620
- [grunting]
510
00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:38,689
[pump wheezes]
511
00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:39,965
Must be running low on grease.
512
00:21:40,034 --> 00:21:43,000
- Oh, well, it wasn't me
who sold it
513
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:46,068
as fire extinguisher
recharging fluid.
514
00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:47,068
- All right, all right.
515
00:21:47,137 --> 00:21:49,068
But I'm not the one who sold it
516
00:21:49,137 --> 00:21:52,103
as acne treatment
to high schoolers.
517
00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:56,448
- Oh, but you did market it
as drinkable vitamins!
518
00:21:56,517 --> 00:21:58,103
- That's it!
519
00:21:58,172 --> 00:22:00,551
This friendship is over!
520
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,068
We are mortal enemies
once more!
521
00:22:03,137 --> 00:22:04,586
- Fine by me!
522
00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:08,068
I don't want to see you
ever again, ever!
523
00:22:08,137 --> 00:22:09,758
[doors slam]
524
00:22:09,827 --> 00:22:11,275
[suspenseful music]
525
00:22:11,344 --> 00:22:13,620
- Whoa, whoa.
[screams]
526
00:22:13,689 --> 00:22:16,482
- [groans]
527
00:22:16,551 --> 00:22:18,448
- This is all your fault!
528
00:22:18,517 --> 00:22:20,413
- You trapped us in here!
529
00:22:20,482 --> 00:22:23,275
- Oh, I wish I'd never met you!
530
00:22:23,344 --> 00:22:25,206
- That goes double for me!
531
00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:27,103
- Oh, boy!
532
00:22:27,172 --> 00:22:30,827
The three best friends
buried alive together forever,
533
00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:32,896
and it's all thanks to...
534
00:22:32,965 --> 00:22:36,000
♪ Everything Juice ♪
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