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[upbeat music]
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*
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- [humming]
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[laughing]
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- And how was
your meal today, ma'am?
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- Oh, delicious.
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I wish I could tell everyone
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how great my meal was.
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- Well, you're more then welcome
to go to each table
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and tell 'em about
your satisfactory experience.
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- I don't really have time
to do that.
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Perhaps I will mention it
in my will.
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- Well, if that's the way
you want it.
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- Wait!
I have an idea.
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[panting]
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- Hold on a second.
That's me corkboard.
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It's for all me...
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memos.
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[cash register dings]
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- Mr. Krabs,
think of it now as...
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a bulletin board
for the community,
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a place where
a yearning populace
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can express themselves freely.
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- [humming]
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[upbeat instrumental music]
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*
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Hmm.
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Well, I was just gonna loiter,
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but now I think I'll get
a Krabby Patty.
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*
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[cash register dings]
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- Hey, everybody,
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a community bulletin board
is here.
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Tell your friends
to come on down and use it
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for the good of me business--
me wallet--
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[stammering]
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I mean, the community.
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*
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[indistinct conversation]
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- [crying]
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Community.
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*
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- Oh, I really hope
people like it.
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*
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- Number one with a star.
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- [laughing]
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[wheel squeaking]
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- See, Mr. Krabs?
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The community bulletin board
is a good thing.
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- Yes.
Yes, it is.
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It's bringing me closer
to my favorite part
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of the community: their money.
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- Let's see what other
nice people are saying.
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[screaming]
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- What are you shrieking about?
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- Nothing.
I just love to shriek.
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[shrieking]
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- Step aside, boy,
you're blocking
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me moneymaking bulletin board.
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[creaking]
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- "When I eat
at the Krusty Krab..."
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Ouch.
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[dramatic music]
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- [gasps]
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Hey, not on my bulletin board.
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- Whoa, whoa, dude,
what's with the censorship?
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The community bulletin board
is for everybody.
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You can't just
take something down
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because you think it's bogus.
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- Mr. Krabs,
Surfer Fish is right.
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The board is sacred,
and it must be respected.
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"Dear P-Star7,
I'm so sorry you had
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"a less than stellar experience
at the Krusty Krab,
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"and we promise
to do better in future.
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Signed, Fry-Banshee139."
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Ha.
Crisis averted.
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Huh?
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"Signed, GuyBesideU3."
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- [whistling]
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- Huh?
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"Dumb-blurted, LOL?"
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"What's the point?"
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"I could make a better patty
out of mud"?
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Where are all these notes
coming from?
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- Pencils, paper.
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Pencils, paper.
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- I want to express
the worst side of myself.
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- [chuckling]
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Why not?
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And don't forget
to feed your hatred
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with a selection
from our menu.
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- Huh?
Oh.
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- If only I could figure out
who this P-Star7 is.
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- Hello.
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[indistinct conversation]
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- P-Star7 is my new hero.
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- Hey, that's me.
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- Yeah, right.
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- He really knows
how to complain.
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- But I wasn't com--
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- P-Star7 is cool
because he's anonymous.
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- Oh, yeah.
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He's cool
because he's a nanny mouse.
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- You may not like
what P-Star7 has to say,
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but you have to agree
that he keeps it real.
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He's a true hero
for our troubled times.
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- Well, I'll just have
to make my Krabby Patties better
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so P-Star7 will like 'em.
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*
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Uh-huh.
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[grill sizzling]
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No, it's not round enough.
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Maybe just a little
off the edge here.
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*
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No, now the other side
is wobbly.
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I'll just even it up
a little here.
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*
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Now it's smaller than that one.
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[grunting]
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Oh.
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Hey, Squidward.
- Yes?
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- Has P-Star7 responded
to my nice note yet?
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- Oh, he responded hours ago.
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- Why didn't you tell me?
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- Because I don't care?
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[crowd murmuring]
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- That's for me.
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- His vituperative hyperbole
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has certainly diminished
your credibility.
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- Oh, why did you
have to say that?
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- You're right.
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I should have put it
on the bulletin board instead.
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"Signed, HandsomeLad42."
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- You may be handsome,
HandsomeLad42,
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but you're very mean.
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[all laughing]
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- Yeah, that's a good one, yeah.
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You know, all this note-writing
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must be making you folks hungry.
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We have a short line
at the register.
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- [snoring]
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- I brought a bag lunch.
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- [stammering]
Wait a second.
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None of you
bulletin-board browsers
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are buying me patties?
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- Why would we buy food
from a place
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that "smells like
stinky armpits"?
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- What?
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[sniffing]
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That's not true.
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- Hey, it's on the board.
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- And the board is never wrong.
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- Does anyone need to buy a pen?
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How about some paper?
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[groans]
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- [crying]
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- What's wrong?
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- It's this P-Star7.
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He's been saying
terrible things about me
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and the Krusty Krab.
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- Oh, I think they were
all good things.
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- Not good.
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He said the Krusty Krab
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made him feel
dark and empty inside.
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- Well, he probably meant
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his stomach was dark and empty,
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and he was hungry for more.
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- No, a master of acid wit
like P-Star7
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would never express himself
so clumsily.
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He called me Cry-Baby139.
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- You were Fry-Banshee?
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- Yeah.
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- Well, maybe he just thought
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it was funny,
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and--and when he said
that Krabby Patties
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taste like old baseball gloves--
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- He said that?
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- Oh, not yet.
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*
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- [gasps]
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Taste like old baseball gloves,
do they?
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- [laughing]
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I don't know
who this P-Star7 is,
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but he's brilliant.
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- He's a diabolical genius,
that's what he is.
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- [murmuring]
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- Mr. Krabs,
the grill's gone cold.
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- Nobody's ordering, son.
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It's that cursed corkboard.
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I'm gonna take it down.
It's nothing but trouble.
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- You can't, Mr. Krabs.
It's for the community.
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I still believe in the power
of the bulletin board.
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[crowd laughing]
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- "You smell."
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[crowd laughing]
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- "One of your eyes is too big."
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[crowd laughing]
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- "Close your mouth
when you eat."
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- [burps]
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Oh.
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- Oh, "This picture looks like
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it was drawn by a brine shrimp!"
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[crying]
Oh, Daddy.
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- [laughing]
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Huh?
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"Squidward Tentacles
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"should never be allowed
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"behind a cash register.
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P-Star7."
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Oh, that is it.
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Why can't any of these yokels
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understand I'm working here
ironically?
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- Oh, sure you are.
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P-Star7 has your number,
all right.
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- I'm gonna give you
a number...
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of contusions!
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[crowd cheering]
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- People, can't you see
what's happened?
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This bulletin board has become
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a bullying board.
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[crowd murmuring]
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- Okay that's it.
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Everybody out.
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- I can't believe
we're being kicked out again.
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Let's go to my house.
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*
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- Oh, P-Star7 is bringing out
the worst in everybody.
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I'd like to send him a message.
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- We'll teach him a lesson
he'll never forget.
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- A lesson in polite manners.
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- Or we could push him
off a cliff.
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- Ooh, excellent option,
Mr. Squidward.
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- We have to find out
who this P-Star7 is.
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Gentlemen, I propose
a stakeout.
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[crickets chirping]
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Pineapple One to Mad Daddy.
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Come in, Mad Daddy.
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[static]
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- This is Mad Daddy.
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I read you, Pineapple One.
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Any movement?
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[static]
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[suspenseful music]
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- Negatory.
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Pineapple One
to Delicate Flower.
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Come in, Delicate Flower.
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- I am not answering
to Delicate Flower!
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[soft instrumental music]
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- [groans]
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- Shh.
Maintain radio silence.
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Wait a minute.
I see something.
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[suspenseful music]
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*
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- Ooh.
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[slurping]
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- So that's what happens
to the ketchup stains.
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*
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- Surprise, P-Star7!
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all: Patrick?
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- [growling]
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I'll tear you to pieces.
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[growling]
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[grunting]
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[munching]
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[groaning]
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[upbeat music]
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[machinery whirring]
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*
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[panting]
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- Patrick.
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You're P-Star7?
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- Well, that's what my last note
was about, SpongeBob.
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00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:08,010
I was upset that people
take everything I say
274
00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:09,880
the wrong way.
275
00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,510
- So when you said
that Krabby Patties
276
00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:12,950
reminded you
of old baseball gloves,
277
00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:15,010
you really meant
that they gave you the feeling
278
00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:16,450
of your carefree youth.
279
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- [munching]
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Yeah, I think.
281
00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:21,180
- You hear that, Boardy?
282
00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:23,450
It wasn't you.
It was never you.
283
00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:26,010
We were the monsters all along.
284
00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:27,550
- Well, I'm still angry!
285
00:10:27,550 --> 00:10:30,010
And I need something
to calm me down.
286
00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:33,110
Ooh, this knitting circle
ought to do the trick.
287
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,010
And you all are joining me.
288
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:39,010
Especially you, Delicate Flower.
289
00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:41,250
- Oh, ratfish.
290
00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:43,950
- Pineapple One to Knit Mama.
291
00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:46,380
Can I needle you
for a little more yarn?
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[giggling]
293
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,210
- Oh, brother.
294
00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:52,880
Please bring back P-Star7.
295
00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,810
[all laughing]
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