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[upbeat music]
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- You'll never get me secret
Krabby Patty formula, Plankton.
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Adios.
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- Ahhhh!
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[groaning]
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- Hmm?
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Plankton, you look like the
cheese
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that fell off the cracker.
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I bet you tried to get that
formula again.
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- I don't get it.
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A crab's brain is smaller than
the point of a pencil,
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but he keeps
outsmarting me.
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- [laughing and grunting]
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- To give up that formula,
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Mr. Krabs would have to be as
dumb as Patrick.
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- Hmm, yes, yes, he would,
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as dumb as Patrick.
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[cackling]
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[breathing deeply]
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- [snoring]
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- One swab from the inside of
his cheek should do it.
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Ahhh!
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Nagging Neptune!
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Back,
you twisted tongue.
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You will not lick me.
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Ahh!
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- [burps]
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- Sweet gaseous molasses.
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Yahhhh!
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Ehh-ehh-ehh!
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Ehh-ehh-ehh-ehh!
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- Augh, P.U.
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What's that awful stench?
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You're not boiling your
underpants again, are you?
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[laughter]
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- I told you to turn off that
laugh track.
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And if you must know,
I made sauce,
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but when I add Patrick's DNA to
it,
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it will become salsa
imbecilicus.
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- Duuuhhhh.
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- Idiot sauce!
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[cackling]
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I'll serve it to Krabs,
and it'll make him so dumb
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he'll just give me the secret
formula.
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Huh? Huh?
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- I think I prefer the boiling
underpants.
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[laughter]
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Let me do it.
You always make a mess.
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- Leave me be, woman.
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- Don't tell me...
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- [cackling]
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Augh.
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Oh, no.
Ehh! Ehh! Ehh!
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Augh.
[farts]
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[mumbling gibberish]
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[thunder booming]
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[rain pattering]
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all: [mumbling gibberish]
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- [humming]
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all: [mumbling gibberish]
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- [grunts]
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Huh.
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- [laughing
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I've got the best
taste in town...duh...
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- I never thought that folks
around here
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were particularly bright,
but this morning,
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everyone seems as
dumb as traffic cones.
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- [mumbling gibberish]
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- [mumbling gibberish]
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- What happened to your head,
SpongeBob?
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- Uh...
me make Krabby Patties.
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- Uh, that's mud.
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- [mumbling gibberish]
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[farts]
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[mumbling gibberish]
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all: [mumbling gibberish]
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- [laughing and grunting]
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- Hey, Patrick, have you noticed
that everyone's acting
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a lot like you today?
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- [gulps]
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[balloon pops and hisses]
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I don't understand
the question.
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[laughing and grunting]
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- [laughing]
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[gulps and burps]
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- What in Sam Hill?
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both: [mumbling gibberish]
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- [mumbling gibberish]
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- [mumbling gibberish]
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Ow...ow.
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all: [mumbling gibberish]
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Ow! Ow!
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- Hey, don't do that.
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[together]
Ow!
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[mumbling gibberish]
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- Lining up for the Chum Bucket?
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Now I know everyone's got a hole
in their screen door.
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This place is ground zero for
zeroes.
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Zero as being everyone's
collective IQ.
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- Ahh!
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Ow!
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- And that's how the idiot sauce
spread throughout Bikini Bottom.
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I guess you weren't affected
because you were protected
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by your treedome.
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- And you weren't affected
because you're a computer.
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Looks like it's up to us to find
a cure for the town's idiocy.
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- [grunting]
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You not Plankton.
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Me Plankton.
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- We need to snap him out of
this.
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What's the opposite of dim?
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- Bright?
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- [mumbling]
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- It's not working.
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Maybe we can feed him something
for brain food.
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You're smart.
What do you eat?
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- Nuts.
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- [mumbling]
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- Oh, it doesn't seem to be
working.
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You know him; how do you get him
to change?
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- I usually just yell at him.
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Get smart, dummy!
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- Wise up!
- Be clever, idiot!
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- Know things!
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- [laughs]
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- [sighs]
It's no use.
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Being smart takes work.
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- [gasps]
That gives me an idea.
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Come one, come all to Bikini
Bottom University,
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a free education for all.
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There's no more excuse for
being a dope.
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Step right up, all
you morons.
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Classes are now
beginning.
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Aww, this isn't working.
- Try jiggling the keys.
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[keys clanging]
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all: [gasp]
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[chuckling]
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- G'mornin' students.
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Ehh...
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all: [speaking gibberish]
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- A whole school full of
Patricks?
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Looks like we've got our work
cut out for us.
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[upbeat music]
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*
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[bell dings]
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[bell dings]
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- [gulps]
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- And don't forget your last
homework assignment.
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- Looks like we were able to
educate
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the whole town in one semester.
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- Yep, day after tomorrow is
graduation.
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And everybody learned
so well.
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- Everybody but one.
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- [cackling]
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Yeah.
- School is dumb?
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You misspelled every word.
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- Shut up, dweeb.
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- [gasps]
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- Cookbooks, eh?
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You holding out on
me, Krabs?
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- I don't know what you're
talking about, Plankton.
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Leave me alone.
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- I know you're cooking up
something special
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in Home Ec, Eugene.
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I want that formula!
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- Um, Plankton,
can I come out now?
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- Did you finish my homework for
me, nerd?
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- Yeah.
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[grunts]
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You know, you really ought to do
your own homework.
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It's the only way you'll
learn.
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- I'll never learn!
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Uh...ahh!
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Augh!
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Not again!
Augh!
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- This is a proud day for
everyone in Bikini Bottom.
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And as a treat,
Squidward will play
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"Pomp and
Circumstance" on the clarinet.
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[clarinet squawking]
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all: [groaning]
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- Mm. Mmm.
[chuckles]
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- Hurry up, Mr. Krabs; they're
handing out the diplomas.
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- Just a minute.
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I think I've perfected the
Krabby Patty formula.
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[gulps]
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Yes.
That's it!
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- Great.
Well, see you out there.
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- Something smells good.
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- [gasps]
P-P-P-P-Plankton?
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What are you
doing here?
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- It's the last day of school,
baby.
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No need to be formal.
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Call me Sheldon.
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Great Neptune!
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That's perfection!
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Whoa, with this recipe,
I could own
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the most popular fast-food
restaurant in Bikini Bottom.
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- No, please.
Not that.
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Anything but that.
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- Hand over that secret formula,
Krabs.
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all: Hooray!
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- Congratulations, SpongeBob.
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You're smart now.
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It's funny that Mr. Krabs never
showed up to get his diploma.
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- Yeah, the only two people who
didn't show up
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are Mr. Krabs and Plankton.
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[gasps]
Let me have that diploma.
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[panting]
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- Hey, no running in the halls.
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- Eee-eee-eee-eee.
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- Here you go, Plankton.
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- Mr. Krabs, your diploma.
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- Thanks to this here diploma,
I'm suddenly smart enough
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to never give you me secret
formula.
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- What?
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If I knew education worked like
that,
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I would have bought a
diploma years ago.
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- Of course it doesn't work like
that, you microscopic meathead.
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I took accelerated classes and
graduated months ago.
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This diploma
is just a formality.
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- But--but you were just about
to give me the formula.
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You were scared of me.
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- Excellent, Mr. Krabs.
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Here's your final grade for
acting class: A-plus.
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I really felt the fear.
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- Wait. What?
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Acting class?
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No!
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- You've finally been schooled,
dropout.
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- Oof.
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Ahh!
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[laughter]
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- Come on, evil genius.
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Time to start
your post-college years.
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- [whimpering]
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[Hawaiian music]
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