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[nautical music]
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*
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[rope creaking]
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[suspenseful music]
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- Oh, look at
that cloud, Gary.
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It looks just like
a giraffe eating ice cream.
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- [meows]
- You're right, Gary.
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All this cloud-watching...
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[stomach grumbles]
is making me hungry too.
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Ooh!
Look at that big one, Gary.
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And getting bigger
and bigger
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and bigger
and bigger and--ow!
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[dramatic music]
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- [meow]
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[sniffing]
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- Hey, Gary.
That was a pretty heavy cloud.
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- [meows]
- You're right, Gary.
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It's not a cloud at all.
[grunts]
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Let's see what's inside.
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[grunting]
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Ooh, fortune cookies!
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Vague prophecies baked into
delicious bite-sized snacks.
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These cookies can
see the future, Gary,
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which means they knew we were
hungry even before we did.
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Let's eat!
Mmm!
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[both eating noisily]
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[reading]
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[gasps]
Did you hear that, Gary?
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The fortune is true!
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Let's look at your future.
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"Happy trails
will follow you always."
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[gasps]
Your fortune came true too!
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Cookies with fortunes
that actually come true?
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We have to share
these with everybody!
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- No, SpongeBob,
we are not handing out
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anything free
with every purchase.
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Even the smiles here
cost a nickel.
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- Aw! Why not, Mr. Krabs?
- [laughs]
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Because, SpongeBob,
fortune cookie fortunes
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are always lame
and they never come true.
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- Oh, but that is where
you're wrong, Squidward.
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These fortune cookies
are different.
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Try one.
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- No.
- Oo-oop!
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- Eh.
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[chewing]
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[sighs]
"You will be rewarded
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for your particular talents."
Right.
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- Excuse me,
Mr. Squidward Tentacles?
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You have just won
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"The Most Miserable Cashier
In Bikini Bottom" contest.
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Here's your cash prize.
Ha ha!
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[tooooot]
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- Holy harpoons!
The fortune did come true!
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- Me cash register,
me money.
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- And that's why my depression
is award-winning.
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- Don't you see, Mr. Krabs?
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The fortunes in those cookies
are real!
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Can't we share them
with everyone?
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- [gasps, coughs]
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You know, you're right,
SpongeBob.
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We must share these
magical macaroons
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with all the folks
in Bikini Bottom.
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You just leave it to me.
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- Oh, great!
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- [sighs]
Great.
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- This is how you hook 'em.
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Now remember,
the first one is free!
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[inhales, blows]
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[crowd talks excitedly]
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- [chewing]
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"Something wonderful
is about to happen to you".
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[overlapping yipping]
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[laughs]
I love puppies!
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Thanks, fortune cookie!
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- Oh.
"Eat your hat,
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and you will
fall in love."
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Ha ha.
[chewing]
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[gasps]
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- [chewing]
Hmm?
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- [sighs]
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- [gulps]
Ah!
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[both laughing]
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both: Thanks, fortune cookie.
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- "You will soon
injure your legs"?
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My legs!
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I was looking for an excuse
to get out of jury duty!
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[plays riff]
Thanks, fortune cookie!
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- Those fortune cookies
are a hit!
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Whoa!
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[all talking at once]
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- Fortune cookies
at the Krusty Krab, eh?
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Well, Eugene,
I have a prediction too:
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you are in for an epic fail
supreme with extra cheese.
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[laughs]
- Sheldon!
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Where are you?
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- [screams]
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[groans]
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Barnacles, woman,
would it kill you
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to leave me alone
for five minutes?
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- Sorry, your lordship,
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but the garbage isn't
going to take itself out.
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- Ugh!
[grunts]
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Riddle me this,
computer wife:
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What's hollow,
full of lies,
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and leaves a bad taste
in your mouth?
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- Our marriage?
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- No! Fortune cookies!
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And Krabs is raking it
in right now
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because all of his fortunes
are actually coming true.
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So...
- So, you've got an evil plan
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to get the Krabby Patty
secret formula
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and soon it will
be yours, all yours.
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[as Plankton]
Wah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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- Wow, I can't tell if
you're sarcastic or psychic.
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- [groans]
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- [chuckling]
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Ooh, this'll be a good one.
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"You...stink."
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[laughs]
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[continues laughing]
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[suspenseful music]
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*
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Enjoy your new
fortune cookies, Krabs!
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- * La la
la-la-la-la-la-la *
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Time for a refill!
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[crowd all talking excitedly]
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- What is my future?
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- My tentacles
are gonna fall off
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if I don't get
a break soon, Mr. Krabs!
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- Look out, Mr. Squidward.
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I'll teach you how
to run a cash register.
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[cracks knuckles]
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[nautical music speeds up]
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Huh?
More cookies, SpongeBob!
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- Fortunes flying in,
Mr. Krabs!
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- Let the wave
of misfortune begin!
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- "You will get stomach cramps
from the Krusty Krab"?
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- "An octopus with a big nose
just spit in your food"?
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[melodramatic accent chords]
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*
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- "A yellow sponge will
serve you salmonella"?
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- "You will live forever if
you eat at the Chum Bucket"?
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- Let's eat at
the Chum Bucket!
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[all cheering]
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- [whimpering]
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[crowd talking excitedly]
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- What did we ever do
to those fortune cookies
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to make them lie
about us like that?
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- Well, the fortunes
in those cookies
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were always right before.
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Here, Mr. Krabs--maybe this next
one'll change your luck.
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- [grumbling]
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Hmm. "Unless you
give a tiny copepod
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"the Krabby Patty
secret formula,
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you will die"?
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- Hello!
Did someone say "copepod"?
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[both screaming in panic]
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Just wanted to borrow
a cup of grease, Eugene.
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I'll come back later!
Ciao!
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- J-just how true are these
cookie fortunes, SpongeBob?
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- If the cookie says
it's true, then it's true!
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Horribly, terribly,
truthfully true!
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[weeping loudly]
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- "You will die."
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[voice echoing]
Die...die...die...
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- [crying]
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- Oh, I'll miss you, Daddy!
[sobs]
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But I really can't
wait to spend
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all your hard-earned
money on shoes!
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- Me money!
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- Mr. Krabs, no!
[wailing loudly]
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- [grunts]
- [wailing]
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[distantly]
Mr. Krabs?
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Mr. Krabs, it's time.
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- Aah-ha-ha!
- It's time to give up
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the secret formula
to Plankton.
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Because your life
is worth more
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than some scrap
of paper in a bottle!
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- You're right, me boy-o.
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I got to face me fortune.
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- Don't crowd,
there's more chumbalaya
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where that came from,
unfortunately.
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- [grunts]
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[all chewing]
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all: Ugh!
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- It's worth it
to live forever.
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- This scheme is working
perfectly.
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And here comes
gullible Krabs now
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to hand-deliver
the secret formula.
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I promised
myself I wouldn't cry.
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[laughs]
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- Oh, this crowd
is impossible!
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- Leave it to me,
Mr. Krabs!
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I'll make sure Plankton
gets his so you won't get yours.
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Hot stuff comin' through!
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[grunts]
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[grunting noisily]
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[whimpering]
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- Don't worry, secret formula!
I'm coming, baby!
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[grunting]
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- Yow! Ow!
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- [struggling]
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- [gasping excitedly]
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- [grunting]
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Me wants that ba-ba!
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- Aah!
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- Here, Plankton. Mr. Krabs
wants you to have this.
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- Heh, heh!
Finally!
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[straining]
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No!
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*
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Whoa--[grunts]
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Aah, aah!
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[screams]
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I have had enough!
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Get out of my restaurant,
you mindless sheep!
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I wrote those fortunes!
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[all gasp]
They were fakes!
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Don't you get it?
Now all of you, out!
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[growls]
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- Let's go back to
the Krusty Krab!
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all: Yeah!
- Yeah, back to the Krusty Krab!
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all: Yeah!
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- Hmm hmm.
- [sighs]
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- I guess I didn't really
think that through.
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- I figured the funeral fortune
was phony, Flankton!
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- Oh, yeah?
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What are you
gonna do about it, Eugene?
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- Nothing, Sheldon.
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Here, have a fortune cookie.
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- [grunts]
Huh.
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"You will go on a long voyage
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where you will get
everything you deserve."
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Hey!
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[grunts]
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Uhh! Hey! Oof!
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Mommy!
- [chomp]
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[ukulele music]
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*
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