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[all yelling]
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- [growling]
- Why couldn't I see it before?
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- [roars]
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- [laughing maliciously]
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The way to get the Krabby Patty
formula was so obvious.
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Spend an inordinate amount
of time
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training several dozen sea bears
to take over your restaurant
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and force you
to give it up.
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Nothing can turn them
from their central purpose!
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- Yoo-hoo.
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Who wants their tummies
tickled?
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- No! My weapons!
Ouch!
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- Sea bears aren't weapons,
Plankton.
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They're furry
buckets of love.
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[laughs]
See?
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And what do sea bears love more
than tummy tickles?
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Jellyfish honey.
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Come and get it.
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- No, come back!
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- Why do you keep
doing this, Plankton?
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When you mess with me business,
you mess with me money!
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- Money's not everything,
you know?
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- Course it is!
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Money makes the world
go round
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and makes me heart
go pound.
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- Well, if you love money
so much,
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why don't you marry it?
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- If I could,
I would.
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- Would you now?
[laughing maliciously]
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- You still here?
- Aah!
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This gives me an idea.
Ow!
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- [sighs]
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Another lonely evening...
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dumping trash...alone.
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- [crying]
- Huh?
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- [crying]
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- Um...
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Hello? Miss?
- [crying]
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Ooh, careful now.
Careful.
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Your ink will run.
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- My, you're
such a gentleman.
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- [chuckles nervously]
Yeah, well.
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So, uh, what's a nice
denomination like you doing...
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on a bench like this?
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- My date was supposed
to bring me to the bank,
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but he stood me up.
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- What?
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Hey, if I met the scallywag
that stood you up,
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I'd knock him down.
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Ooh!
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- My knight
in shinning exoskeleton.
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- Name's Krabs,
Eugene Krabs.
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And yours?
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- Cashina.
You're very sweet.
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- You know something?
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You look like a million bucks
when you smile.
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- [giggles]
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- Cashina, would you make
this old crab's day
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and allow me to take you
to a place
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where you can
buy me dinner?
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- I'd love to.
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Scam you out of your
secret formula, that is.
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[laughing maliciously]
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[giggles]
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[both chuckling]
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[grunting]
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- Whoa!
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- [grunting]
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- Allow me.
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- This food is so delicious.
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Oop, you don't suppose it has
a secret formula.
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I don't suppose you know
anything about secrets...
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or formulas.
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- Ooh, I do have
a very special recipe.
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- Yes?
- For delicious kisses.
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- Ugh.
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- Cashina, would you mind
if I kissed you?
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- Oh, Eugene.
This is all moving so fast.
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Just as I planned.
[laughs]
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- Be gentle.
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- Purse lips.
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[electricity zapping]
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- Wow!
What a woman.
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- [groans]
Well, I finally did it.
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I kissed a crab.
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- [laughing happily]
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Ooh, Cashina.
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- Daddy, I want to--
Ew!
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Are you kissing a locket
with a woman's picture in it?
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- Oh, no! No!
I was, uh--
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I was polishing this jewelry
with me mouth hole.
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You see? Like this...
[smooching]
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- Gross!
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- Pearl, me little beluga,
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I never thought
I'd say this,
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but I may have found you
a new mom.
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- No way!
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I have seen stepmoms
in movies, Dad.
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She'll make me sweep up
the cinders,
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and then she won't let me go
to the ball,
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and then I'll never meet
my Prince Charming.
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[crying]
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- You know, we're gonna have
to have another talk
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about fantasy and reality.
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- Okay,
then what's she like?
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- Well, she's everything
I've ever wanted in a woman.
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- Blech!
- Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
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Nothing will ever come
between us.
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[doorbell rings]
Oh, she's here! Out of me way!
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Hello, me little
money stack.
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I want you to meet
me daughter, Pearl.
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- Pearl, I love
your rouge.
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How chic!
- It's actually a rash.
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- Uh...
teen talk, teen talk.
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Uh, girls like shoes.
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Well, Pearl.
I love your shoes.
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- I'm not wearing shoes.
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Those are barnacles.
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- Oh, uh,
I have some cream for that.
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- Stop trying to mom at me,
lady!
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I don't need you.
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- Well, Pearl,
since I'm seeing your father,
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I hope we can learn
to understand each other.
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- You'll never
understand me!
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In fact, I'm going
to make it a point
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to never be
understandable again.
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Blarb snobble goober blab!
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- Eh, let me talk to her.
- No.
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I think I should do this alone.
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- Oh, I haven't been
this nervous
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since me first boatswain's ball.
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- And I was all,
"You call this a mugging?"
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And then I suplexed him
until he gave me my purse back.
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[both laughing]
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- Hey, you two,
how about inviting me
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into your inside joke, eh?
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- Oh, you wouldn't get it,
Dad.
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It's a girl thing.
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- Cashina,
you know I love you,
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and now me daughter
loves you too.
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Will you marry me,
Cashina?
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[romantic music]
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- Yes! Yes, yes!
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Perfect!
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When we're married,
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he'll have to tell me
the secret formula.
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[laughs maliciously]
Yeah!
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- SpongeBob, you're gonna be
me wedding planner.
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- I'm so honored,
Mr. Krabs.
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- Great!
Here's your budget.
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- Mr. Krabs,
I am gonna stretch this dollar
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until it begs
for mercy.
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No disrespect
to your new bride.
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[upbeat music]
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*
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Would you like our house red
or our house yellow?
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[laughing]
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Ta-da!
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[wedding march]
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- [clears throat]
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And now the couple
will exchange their vows.
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- Eugene, you have everything
I ever wanted in a man:
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an exoskeleton,
freakishly long eye stalks,
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and the secret
Krabby Patty formula.
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all: Aw!
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- Cashina,
you came into my life
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when I thought I'd live
the rest of it alone.
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You showed me
once and for all
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that while money
can't buy you love,
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it can give you love.
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all: Aw!
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- You may now
kiss the bride.
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[both smooching]
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[all cheering]
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- Oh, no!
What about the bouquet?
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- Uh, one bouquet
coming up, Mrs. Krabs!
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all: Huh?
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all: Huh?
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- Huh?
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- Catch!
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[all yelling]
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- [muffled]
Hooray! I win!
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[burps]
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[all crying]
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- It's a shame
Plankton couldn't be here.
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- [groaning]
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Who knew Eugene was
so light on his crab legs?
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[retches]
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[both giggling]
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- Okay.
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- [giggles]
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Eugene,
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I don't want there to be
any secrets between us.
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- What?
Oh!
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I'll tell you everything,
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no matter how embarrassing.
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I wet me bed
till I was 40.
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Me armpits sweat smells like
tartar sauce when I'm afraid.
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- Not those kinds
of secrets.
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- Ooh, okay.
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Whatever you want,
me sweet, just ask.
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- I want you to tell me...
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the secret Krabby Patty
formula.
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- The what?
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- The secret formula
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is locked away
in your heart.
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Unlock your heart
for me, Eugene.
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Let me in.
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- Oh. Okay.
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Anything for you,
baby.
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I'm gonna whisper it
to you,
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just in case there's
any prying ears out there.
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- Oh, boy.
Here it comes!
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- All right, my sweet.
Here it is.
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I'm getting a little
emotional here.
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You know,
I never told anyone
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the secret Krabby Patty
formula before.
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So...here goes.
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[electricity zapping]
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- Come on, Krabs.
Let it all out.
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Uh!
- Plankton?
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- No, no! I'm not Plankton.
I'm Cashina.
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[laughs]
Your blushing bride.
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I'm, uh, uh--
am I blushing?
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- You...
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monster!
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[grunting]
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Argh!
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- Y-y-you're not gonna
crush me?
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- Oh, I've been alone
for so long.
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And for the first time
in forever,
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I felt for someone.
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Well, something.
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Well, I mean,
a pile of cash with lips.
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It was all
too good to be true.
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Cashina may have not
been real,
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but me feelings were.
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Weren't they?
- Get ahold of yourself, Krabs.
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- Plankton, are you saying
it was all just a scheme to you?
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You felt nothing?
- You're crazy!
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I'm out of here!
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And one day, that formula
will be mine!
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Mark it!
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- [weeping]
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[sobbing]
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- Oh, hey, buddy.
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I want you to know,
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even though your wife
just ran out on you,
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you still have
to tip me.
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