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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- * Ohh...
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* Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * If nautical nonsense
be something you wish *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish *
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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*
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[waves crashing]
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- Ooh!
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[upbeat music]
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*
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[line trilling]
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[car lock beeps]
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[indistinct conversations]
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- Hi, Pearl.
- Hey, girl!
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Let's hang out!
- Ugh, I can't.
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I have to work
at Hot Dog on a String today.
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Brad called in sick, so I'm
in charge of stringing the dogs.
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Totally lame.
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- I guess
I'll see you later then.
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- Uh...
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Can I get one with,
uh, extra string?
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- Ugh.
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[heavy metal guitar tones]
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[phone screaming]
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- What?
- Hey, girl!
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Want to come over and make fun
of boys or something?
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- Uh, sorry, girl,
I can't.
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I'm working at Scorched Coral
all day.
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It's heinous.
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- Oh!
[laughs]
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So heinous.
See ya later.
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- See ya later, Pearl.
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- How much is this choker?
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- Um, it's a wrist band.
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- [gasping and choking]
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- Awesome.
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[light instrumental music]
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[phone rings]
- Nixie speaking.
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- Nixie! My bestest friend
in the whole wide world.
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You should come over.
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We can watch TV
and eat cheese!
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- I wish I could, Pearl,
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but I have to work
at Dangles and Bangles.
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All dangles are half off with
the purchase of any bangle.
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Dangle must be of equal
or lesser value than bangle.
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Some restrictions may apply.
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- Oh, you don't work
at the mall, do you, Derek?
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- No, but all my girlfriends do.
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[ding]
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- Daddy!
Guess what?
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- [gasps]
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[muttering frantically]
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[chuckles]
I have no idea, Pearly.
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- Dad, I'm getting a job today.
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- [shouts]
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Yahoo!
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Oh, this is great news,
Pearl, me dear!
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Now instead of wasting
my precious money
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on your "clothes"
and your "school supplies"...
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[chuckles]
You can waste your own.
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- I'll be a independent
working woman,
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blazing my own trail and
standing on my own two fins.
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- That's the spirit.
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- Oh, can I borrow $10?
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[cash register chimes]
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- I'll miss you
around the house.
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- Oh, Daddy, you'll see me
after work.
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- I was talkin' to the money.
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- Hey, Marina!
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I'm here to apply for a job.
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- You should meet the manager,
I guess?
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He's in his office.
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Mr. Pepalino, there's someone
here for a job.
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- Ah!
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- [straining]
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- [grunting and groaning]
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I-I don't think he's in there.
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- [muffled moaning]
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[mumbling]
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[groaning]
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[gargling]
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[steam hissing]
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We're not hiring.
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[heavy metal guitar tones]
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- Welcome to Scorched Coral.
Please go away.
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Oh, hey, Pearl.
What are you doing here?
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- I would like to apply
for a job, please.
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- Yeah, sorry.
You're a little late.
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We were hiring, but we actually
just hired someone today.
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- [hissing and growling]
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- Ah!
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Oh, Nixie, I need to work
at Dangles and Bangles.
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This is my last chance.
You gotta help me out here.
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Oh, please, please, please,
please, please!
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- Come on, let me introduce you
to the manager.
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- This is--
- Nope, not hiring.
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- You don't understand.
I have to work here!
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- Sorry, missy, the only thing
we don't dangle here
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is hope.
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- Oh, bangles.
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[tropical music]
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Ah...
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[belches]
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Oh, this is the worst.
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If I don't get a job
at the mall,
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I'm gonna have to hang out
with my dad.
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[sighs]
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- You looking for a job,
deary?
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- Yeah!
I need one as soon as possible.
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It's a life or death situation,
actually.
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- Oh, my goodness.
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Are you in danger?
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- In danger
of never seeing my friends
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'cause I don't have a job.
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- Come with me.
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[glass shattering]
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- [gasps]
Weird.
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[alarm blaring]
[whistle blowing]
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I've never been in this part
of the mall before.
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[gasps]
Ugh!
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What's that smell?
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- Oh, probably one of the many
perfumes that we sell
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here at Grandma's Apron!
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Congratulations!
You're hired.
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- [gasps]
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Oh, this is the best day
of my life!
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- [groaning]
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Ah!
[back pops]
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Well, I can't quite afford
to be picky these days.
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The only other employee
besides me was Myrtle,
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and she's...no longer with us.
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- [shrieks]
Almost forgot my shades!
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See ya later, suckers!
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[laughing]
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- Hey, Pearl.
Over here.
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- Did you find a job?
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- Yeah, I got a job
at Grandma's Apron.
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- [laughing]
Pearl, you can not be serious.
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- Ew, that store is
for old people.
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- [laughing]
Old people are so...old.
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- Old people aren't that bad.
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Are they?
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- [mumbling]
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- [slurping]
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[laughter]
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[ragtime music]
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*
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- Hey, girls,
I smell moth balls.
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- Well, we are having a sale
on them.
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They're 25% off today.
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- Um, isn't it
your nap time, Pearl?
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- Where's your muumuu, granny?
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[laughter]
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- Oh, don't let those
bubble-headed nincompoops
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get to you, Pearly.
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- But it's not fair.
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- Life's not fair, my dear.
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We all go through hard times
at some point.
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Here, look.
See?
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I was different
from the other girls,
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and they teased me for it.
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They called me
"Boring Beatrice."
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Not very creative, those girls.
[chuckles]
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- Who would even
take a picture of that?
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- Oh, good ol' Jonesy
from the AV Club took that one!
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- Wait, but who took
that picture--
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- All that matters,
Pearly, my dear,
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is that things will soon change.
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But in the meantime,
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you should be having
as much fun as possible.
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Let me show you
how grandmas do it.
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[jazz music]
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*
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[explosion]
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*
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[laughter]
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*
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- Whoa, come back here, yarn!
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[panting]
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[all gasp]
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[dramatic tones]
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- [laughing]
Love the shoes, Pearl.
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- You guys just don't get it.
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Being a grandma is fun.
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I get to sit
in a rocking chair,
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dust tchotchkes,
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bake cookies,
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knit mittens,
hats, and scarves.
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[laughter]
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- Scarves.
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- It's actually, like, the most
coral store in the whole mall,
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so you can all just...just...
eat barnacles!
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[laughter]
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- Now, now, girls.
Let's be polite.
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- What are you gonna do
about it, granny?
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[grunting menacingly]
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- Granny power!
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[echoing]
Power! Power!
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- Aah!
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- [growls]
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[dramatic music]
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- Aah!
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[all screaming]
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- Pearl, toss me
the Autumn Years perfume.
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- Hi-ya!
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*
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[all screaming]
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- It smells like pills
and bed pans.
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Whoa!
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*
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- [laughing]
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*
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[all whimpering]
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- Well, now that
you're all sitting down,
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let me tell you
about the first time
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I ever saw a talking
picture show.
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Oh, boy, did they know
how to talk.
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- No, please!
I can't take any more!
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- It's... so...boring.
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- No, I hate the past.
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- And that's why today,
we all wear shoes.
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- Okay, okay,
We get it.
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We will stop being mean,
I promise.
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Just let us go.
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all: Whoa!
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[all groaning]
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- Listen, Pearl.
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We didn't mean to hurt
your feeling or anything.
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We just, like, think it's weird
that you're, like,
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a grandma now or whatever.
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We don't really get it.
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- Well, I don't care
what you think anymore anyway.
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I'm being true to myself,
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and--and that's all
that matters!
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all: Eh.
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- I'm a grandma now.
Right, Beatrice?
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- Oh, Pearl, I'm so glad
you enjoy being a grandma,
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but your friends
make a good point.
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You're only young once, you see.
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You don't want
to grow up too fast
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or you'll miss out
on all the fun.
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- I guess you're right.
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Being a grandma is nice and all,
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but I do miss
being a super hip young person.
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- Go have yourself some fun,
my dear.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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How 'bout a nice,
gentle handshake instead?
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[groans]
- Hey, wait up, guys!
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I want to be friends
while I'm still young!
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- I'll see you tomorrow.
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- You dropped this.
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