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[lively tropical music]
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* *
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[crowd cheering]
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- What you see before you
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is the culmination
of my lifelong dream.
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A place of my own
where I can work out
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every day, any time I want.
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Larry's Gym!
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[all cheering]
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[cheering continues]
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[scissors slice]
- Ow!
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- Looking out at this sea
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of flaccid muscles
and sagging flesh,
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frankly, I'm disgusted.
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all:
Aww.
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- Therefore, I'm opening the gym
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to everyone in Bikini Bottom.
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all:
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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- For the price
of a lifetime membership.
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all:
Aww.
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- But today, everything is free!
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all:
Yeah!
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- Shape us and mold us
in your image.
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[all cheering]
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- You're the lobster, Larry.
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The alpha lobster.
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- Well, I don't know
if I'd say that.
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- Oh, I filled out
a membership form.
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- Ooh.
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- Me too.
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- What's in that pink box?
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- Uh, doughnuts, sir.
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- "Dough nut"
bring those in here!
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In the meantime,
enjoy yourself
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because your first visit
is free.
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- Is it true that
everything is free?
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- That's right, sir.
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For your first visit, we--
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Hello?
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In conclusion,
I'm at your service
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to turn anyone, anyone, into a
rippling heap of muscle glory!
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- [grunting]
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- Boy, I've got my work
cut out for me.
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The doors are automatic.
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Just step on the mat.
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- Oh!
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[grunting]
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- [growls]
Here.
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- Ah, thanks, Larry.
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- Ugh.
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- [grunting]
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- Uh, what are you doing?
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- You said everything was free.
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- [laughs]
No, no.
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Your first visit is free.
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- So what you're saying is,
if I never leave,
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it'll be free forever!
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[both laughing]
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- Time to go live the dream.
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Right after I file
this paperwork.
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I didn't think there'd be
so much of it.
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- Excuse me, Larry,
I was just working out
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and I was wondering,
is this normal?
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- Aah!
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Even your cramps have cramps.
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You need to follow
my number one rule:
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always be hydrating.
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- Fine.
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[gulping]
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Gee, Larry, you think
I'll ever be as strong as you?
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- Sure! What kind of
a gym owner would I be
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if I couldn't take a puny,
squishy, lump like you?
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- [laughs]
Squishy.
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- What I'm saying is,
I can make you a man.
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- Hooray!
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- I'm gonna make you
my personal project.
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Of course, you'll have to sign
up for a lifetime membership.
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- I'm ready!
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[grunting and groaning]
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- That reminds me, you need
to start hydrating right now.
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- [panting]
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Yes, sir.
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- And remember,
always be hydrating!
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- Okay, I will.
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- That's what I like to see.
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Come on,
we'll finish those later.
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- Good, 'cause I was
really crashing there,
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signing those papers.
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"Feeling the burn,"
is that what you call it?
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I heard angels singing.
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Beautiful angels.
That's normal, right?
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- It's Larry!
King of the gym!
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[all cheering]
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- Oh, you guys.
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I'm just an ordinary
alpha lobster doing his job.
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Towel boy!
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Polish this crown
for me, will you?
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- Hey, join us, boy.
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Oh, I can't believe
I'm allowed to lift these
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really heavy pieces of metal
for free.
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[grunting]
Oh.
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[gulps]
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Free.
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- I don't know, Larry.
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I'm not good at
lifting things.
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Aah! Aah! Ow!
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Ooh!
[groans]
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Aah!
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[grunting]
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Ow!
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- Let me see.
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I may have something
that'll work for you.
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Here we go.
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Cotton swabs, cotton balls.
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Here, try this on
for size, Hercules.
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- [grunting, groaning]
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Aah!
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How am I doing?
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- Pathetic.
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- Look, Larry, I'm hydrating.
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Oh, I am hydrating so much.
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- Yeah, I've got another
idea, SpongeBob.
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Come with me.
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First thing tomorrow morning,
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this is gonna be where
I lead my exercise class.
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- I'll be there.
- That's the spirit.
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And we're going to get you
started early.
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Let me see some crunches.
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- [crunching loudly]
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- The only thing I want
to see in your mouth
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is that water bottle.
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Now, what did I tell you?
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Always be hydrating!
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Now I'll show you some crunches.
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[grunting]
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- Oh, I can do that.
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That's what I do when I laugh.
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[laughing]
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Only now I'll do it on my back.
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[laughing]
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- Could you do it
without the laugh?
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- I won't lie to you, Larry.
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Probably not.
[laughs]
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- Whatever works, I guess.
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Keep up with that
and most importantly--
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- Always be hydrating.
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[laughing]
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- [sighs]
Okay.
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I have a lot of paperwork
to catch up on.
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- Free towels, free towels!
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Free towels, free towels!
Free!
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- Do you have to do that
in front of me?
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- Yes.
Yes, I do,
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because I sincerely
want to thank you
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for a truly life-changing
experience.
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Sucker!
[laughs]
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- [groans]
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- Nice potbelly!
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- Potbelly?
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[SpongeBob laughing]
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Oh, I forgot all about
my protégé.
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[SpongeBob laughs]
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[gasps]
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Oh, my Neptune!
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- Again with this!
- I have had it.
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- Come on, already.
- What's taking so long?
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[items crashing]
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- Aah.
Oh.
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Oh.
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Aww, that's gonna come out
of my paycheck.
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[grunts]
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- My legs!
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I'm okay.
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[oven timer dings]
Slightly less okay.
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- SpongeBob!
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- Yeah?
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- What are you--whoa,
you've been working out.
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- Yeah, I hope you got
some glue for me
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because I am ripped!
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[grunting]
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[grunts]
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Oh, I'm late for the gym.
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Can you cover for me
in the kitchen, Squidward?
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- Yes.
Anything, you meathead.
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Just go before
you destroy the place.
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[items crashing]
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- Larry?
- Ugh.
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- Gee, Larry, you've really
let yourself go.
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- With all this paperwork,
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I haven't had any time
to do my crunches.
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The only thing I've been
crunching is numbers.
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But I'm gonna get back in shape.
You'll see.
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- Yeah, Larry, sure you will.
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- SpongeBob,
tell me the truth.
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Do I have a potbelly?
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- I--no, Larry,
don't be silly.
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You don't have a potbelly.
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- Ugh.
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See you in exercise class,
I guess.
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[sobbing]
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- Oh, boy!
Free soup!
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[slurps]
Little heavy on the salt.
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[all muttering]
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- Oh, he'll be here.
Don't worry.
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Larry made me
the man I am today.
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- Oh, look at that.
- Oh, wow.
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- He taught me
just do stuff you always do
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but do it on your back.
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Laugh on your back.
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[laughing]
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[all laughing]
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Walk on your back.
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[all grunting]
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And don't forget,
always be hydrating.
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That means
drink plenty of water.
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all:
Ah.
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- I hope Larry's okay.
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While we're waiting,
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I guess we can ride bicycles
on our backs.
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[all grunting and groaning]
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- Hmm.
[moaning]
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- Hey, Larry, thanks for
all the free steam.
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[laughs]
Sucker.
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- [sighs]
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[groaning]
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Oh, what's the use?
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[breathing heavily]
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Ah, who am I kidding?
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- You wanted to see me, sir?
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- Yeah, look, uh,
you're obviously
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the alpha male
at the gym now,
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and I'm just a shell
of my former self.
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- I hear ya, Larry.
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I just want to get back
to the Krusty--
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- I need you
to take over.
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You're a natural leader,
SpongeBob.
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You should be in charge
of the fun stuff
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while I sit here
in the reception area
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slowly getting fatter
and paler until I die.
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- It sounds great.
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- [crying]
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- Oh, Larry, look at me.
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I'm too big
to work the grill anymore.
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That makes me sad.
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- Come over here
and give me a bro hug.
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- You mean a "brug"?
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- I don't wanna
call it that.
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- Here's to our new lives.
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Our terrible,
terrible, new lives.
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[both crying]
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Oh, whoa, what happened?
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- Dude, you were
just over hydrated.
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Those weren't real muscles.
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They were water muscles.
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- Larry, your "brug"
was so super strong,
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it took the water muscles
right out of me.
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- Don't say "brug."
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- [laughs]
Brug.
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[both laughing]
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- SpongeBob, laughing on my back
was just what I needed.
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You're a pretty good
instructor after all.
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Oh, boy, the way you laugh
really gets on my nerves.
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- [laughing]
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- The very next evening...
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- [humming]
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- Well, that was the last
customer, SpongeBob.
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00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,000
- Oh, what a great day.
268
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,240
- And you know why
it was a great day?
269
00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,900
Because Krabs never even
showed up.
270
00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,170
- Huh?
[sniffing]
271
00:10:42,170 --> 00:10:44,270
What is that smell?
272
00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:47,400
Mr. Krabs, how long
have you been in there?
273
00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,670
- I think I'm done.
274
00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:52,770
Would you mind rubbing
a little butter on me?
275
00:10:55,970 --> 00:10:58,970
[mellow tropical music]
276
00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:06,900
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