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[scary music]
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*
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- Listen up, crew.
I have an announcement!
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Bikini Bottom's
new sports stadium
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will officially be named
after this restaurant!
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- The Krusty Krab Stadium!
Wow!
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- Soon I'll have all
the concessions in the stadium.
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Paying for the naming rights
will make me millions!
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- Opening day is today!
Tailgate party!
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- Not for you.
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Your tails
have to stay here
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and make me back
some of that money I spent.
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- Hooray for Mr. Krabs!
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- While I'm gone,
Squidward mans the helm.
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- [snoring]
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- Psst.
Hey, Squidward.
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- Oh, Teddy, you're
my favorite snuggle buddy.
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[screams]
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- Okay, boss, give me
a job to do, please.
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- Well, why don't you clean
the, uh--
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Well, you could always
clean the, uh--
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Why don't you clean
your own--
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Oh.
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All right, all right, um...
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clean everything
one more time.
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- On it!
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- [snores]
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- Done.
More, please.
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- Two more times.
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- Done, done.
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- Ah, but did you clean down
to the subatomic particles?
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- [grunts]
I knew I missed something.
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- Done.
Even the theoretical particles
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are clean, theoretically.
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[laughs]
- Um, I don't know.
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Why don't you just--
I don't know--
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see how many things
you can flush down the toilet?
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- Um, are you sure
about that, boss?
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- Are you questioning
my orders?
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- I hear and obey,
my liege.
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[grunting]
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- [snores]
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[screams]
What have I done?
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- How am I doing, boss?
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- This is a completely
irresponsible thing to do!
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But I must admit,
it looks amazing.
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- How about this?
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- Here, try this!
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- [laughing]
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- Here you go!
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[both panting]
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[both laughing]
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- This'll go down good.
[grunts]
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Oops.
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- Huh?
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[grunting and laughing]
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- That was funny. It almost
looked like Mr. Krabs' safe--
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you know, the one
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with the secret
Krabby Patty formula inside?
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- [laughs]
What's really funny is that
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it was Mr. Krabs' safe,
the one with the--
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both: Secret Krabby Patty
formula inside!
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- How could you?
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- You ordered me to!
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- I didn't say the safe!
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- You didn't say
not the safe.
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- Well, I order you
to go get it!
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- One second.
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Employees must wash hands
before leaving.
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[adventurous music]
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*
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- What have I done?
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I flushed SpongeBob
down the toilet.
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Why, that's despicable,
even for me.
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[all murmuring]
- All right,
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as soon as I get the fry cook
out of the toilet,
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you can all have
your Krabby Patties.
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[all screaming]
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- [groaning]
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Yuck.
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It's so unsanitary.
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I can't believe
I'm doing this.
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[marching band music]
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- Ow!
- Krabs, you old bag of shells.
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You're not gonna regret
paying that money
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to have your name
on this stadium I built for you.
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- I sure hope
you're right.
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- Oh!
- Oh, Krabs, I'd like you
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to meet Charlton Hawkfish,
the famous sewer architect.
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- I designed every pipe,
gasket, and cesspit
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beneath this stadium.
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- [chuckles]
Eh, hi.
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- That was weird.
I had to flush the toilet twice.
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- And they call this is place
a modern marvel.
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- Crupski, you told me
you wouldn't cut corners
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on my plans!
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What's this?
Ah!
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You've added a reducer
into a 5-foot main line!
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- Your point being?
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- That pipe's too small!
It'll never hold.
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- Relax, Charlton.
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Building it cheap
saved a lot of money.
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- Ooh!
I like that.
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- And what's this?
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The pipe is made
out of cardboard?
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- Eh, corrugated cardboard.
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- Ah, relax.
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That's what my grandma's
dentures are made of.
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- Aah!
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SpongeBob,
are you down here?
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Yi!
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- Hiya, Squidward.
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- Eeh!
Do not touch me!
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I am way out
of my comfort zone.
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All right, you've been
down here longer than me.
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Which way?
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- Pull my finger.
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That way.
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- Figures.
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- * Sewer, sewer, cha cha cha,
sewer, sewer, cha cha cha *
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* Sewer, sewer,
cha cha cha *
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Look at these strange etchings,
Squidward.
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- Look like snakes.
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- I hope we don't run into
anything like that down here.
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Hey!
Over there!
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It's stuck on the pipe!
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- We need to get
up there!
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[grunting]
Ow! Huh?
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- * Sewer, sewer,
cha cha cha *
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- There it is!
[grunts]
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- [grunts]
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- [grunts] Ah!
Darn it, I missed again.
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[screams]
Leapin' lampreys!
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They're biting me!
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- Well, bite 'em back!
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- [screaming]
My eyes!
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[screaming]
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- Hey, look,
there's the safe!
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- Where?
Where?
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- There it is.
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* O sole mio *
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- Silencio.
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- Yay!
Whoo-hoo!
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- [grunting]
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[both screaming]
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- What the--
[snake roars]
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both:
Sewer snake!
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[both screaming]
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[marching band music]
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- It's five minutes
to halftime.
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Do you know
what that means?
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- [chuckles]
Sure do,
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the Bikini Bottom-ettes!
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- The halftime wave, man!
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When every toilet
flushes at once!
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The sewers
can't take it!
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It's madness!
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- Okay, but you're gonna miss
the cheerleaders!
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[both screaming]
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[both screaming]
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- In here!
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- Ooh, Look!
"You are here."
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- Why is the diagram shaped
like a giant sewer snake
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with the arrow pointing
to its stomach?
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What are you doing?
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- Oh, crossing "Digested
by a giant sewer snake"
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off of my to-do list.
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- Oh, that makes sense.
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[screaming]
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Snake food!
[screaming]
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- Good going, Squidward.
You're tickling him.
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I'll help you!
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[both screaming]
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Squidward, the safe!
Squidward? Safe!
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- [screaming] Don't bother me
while I'm hysterical!
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Aah!
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- [groans]
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- Oh!
- [grunts]
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- Oh.
- Ah!
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I'm alive?
I'm alive!
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- I guess
we're just lucky.
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- [groans]
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- Oh, look,
you found the safe.
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- Just my luck.
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[intense music]
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[buzzer sounds, all cheering]
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- Got to go!
- Oh, boy!
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all:
Oh! Oh!
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- [panting]
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Egads!
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Too much flushing,
she's gonna blow!
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[panting]
[alarm blaring]
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How's she holding up?
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- Sir, every tunnel is flooded
except for the reducer pipe.
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- The pinch point!
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- Hmm.
Is that bad?
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both:
Huh?
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[both whimpering]
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- Gaskets blown,
manifold mangled,
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backflow everywhere!
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- Oh, you're overreacting.
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- You flushed it all away,
Crupski!
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You two better hope
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that fail-safe
I installed works.
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[all screaming]
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- Hot dogs, popcorn.
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Snorkles?
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[all screaming]
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- Good thing today was
Free Ax Day at the stadium.
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[grunts]
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[growls]
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[grunts]
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[all screaming]
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[all gasp]
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- [grunting]
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This is what you get
when so-called fishkind,
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in all its hubris and ignorance,
stoops so low
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as to cut corners
in its plumbing system.
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Extinction is the result
of being cheap!
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- What a bunch of malarkey.
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- At least we didn't waken
the Great Sewer Snake.
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Check that.
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[all screaming]
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[snake roars]
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Ah!
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[snake roars]
Ah!
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- Uh-oh.
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Whoa! Ooh! Whoo-hoo!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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[all gasp]
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- Hey, everybody,
the cook's back from toilet.
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- Who's hungry?
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[all screaming]
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