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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- * Ohh... *
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* Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * If nautical nonsense
be something you wish *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish *
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob
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SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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* *
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[waves crashing]
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[Hawaiian music]
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*
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- I don't get it.
What's an audit?
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- I don't know,
let me check the rules.
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[groans]
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Eh, playing
"Certified Public Accountant"
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isn't as much fun
as I thought.
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Maybe it'll be funner
if we play louder.
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- I am rolling the dice!
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Now I am moving!
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"Run spreadsheets"?
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- What does that even mean?
- [grumbles]
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- Maybe I'm supposed
to run around
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with this sheet
we spread on the ground!
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- Yeah, that sounds right
to me!
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[laughs]
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- [growls]
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[both laughing]
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- Hey, Squidward,
want to play
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"Certified Public Accountant"
with us?
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- Oh, let me think.
That sounds so--No!
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- [laughing]
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I don't think
this game is ripe.
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- Yeah, maybe it got
picked too soon.
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- [snickers]
What, do you think that games
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grow on trees?
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Ha ha ha.
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- Doesn't everything
grow on trees?
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- No, you ninny.
Somebody makes them.
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- Makes them?
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- Yeah, somebody
thinks up the game,
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then they make the game.
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- Then I could make
a game?
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- No, you couldn't.
You would be incapable.
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- Well, I think Patrick
could make up a game.
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- The operative word there
is "think."
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- Yeah.
The oper-nive word is "think."
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[laughs]
Thanks, Squidward, I'll do it!
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- Go get 'em, Patrick.
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- [sighs]
Double morons.
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- I invented a game!
I invented a game!
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- Whoopee.
Do tell.
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Well, you know how hard
tic tac toe is
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and how it always takes
so long to play?
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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, well,
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I made it easier and faster.
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- [sighs]
I know I'm gonna hate myself
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for saying this,
but what have you got?
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It's called "tic-tac."
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You start with two lines
that are crossed,
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and then the first person
puts an X,
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and then the next person
puts a...
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- O.
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- Oh, yeah, an O,
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and the first person
to get two in a row
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draws a line through them
and says, "Tic-tac."
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You start.
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- Tic-tac.
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- Uh...
Best two out of four?
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[whimpering]
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- Tic and tac.
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- I should have gone
with my first idea--"tic."
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Squidward,
I got a new game!
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It's called
"Rock, Paper, Butter."
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- "Butter" invent
a different game.
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[laughing]
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- [munching]
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Squidward, I got it!
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"Who's Rope is Longer?"
You--
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Aw!
You've played this before.
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Sandy, I've been trying
to invent a game,
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but every game I invent
is a failure.
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- If you want to invent
a game,
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you should study
all the games you like
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and figure out what it is
you like best about them.
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Then you can use those elements
in the game you invent.
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- [grunts]
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Hmm.
[grunts]
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[gasps]
I know what to do!
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[inspiring music]
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*
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And so it begins.
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*
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[grunts]
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Hmm.
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*
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[humming]
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[laughs]
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[panting]
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[laughing maniacally]
[thunder booms]
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It's a game.
It's a game!
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Now I know what it's like
to be a game maker!
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- I don't see the point
of this game night.
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Every game that Patrick
has "invented"
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is more pointless and boring
than the last.
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- This time
he did research.
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- We haven't started,
and I'm already bored.
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- Well, I'm excited.
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We're gonna be the first people
to test out Patrick's game.
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- This is gonna be written about
in the history books someday.
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- Yeah, in crayon.
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- Good evening.
Please step into my Gameatorium.
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- More like
a lame-atorium. Ha.
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- [grunts]
Welcome, gamers, and behold...
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[thunder booms]
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My game.
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- It's beautiful.
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- [yawns]
Are we finished? Who won?
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- [grunts]
- Ha ha ha!
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No, my friend.
We have only just begun.
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- What's it called,
Patrick?
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- Might I suggest
"Garbage"?
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- [growls]
- What?
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- Yeah, Patrick,
what's it called?
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- [straining]
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It's called
"Patrick! The Game"!
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[thunder booms]
- Wow.
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- Can we just get started
already?
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I'm late for my coma.
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- [growls]
- [mumbles]
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- All right.
[munches]
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I'll explain the rules.
Okay--[gulps]
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Each player picks a piece
to move around the board.
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The way you decide which player
gets to pick their piece
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is by rolling the dice.
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To decide who gets to roll
the dice first
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to see who gets the first choice
of players, you have to be---
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- [grumbling]
Look, Patrick, you go,
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then Sandy, then SpongeBob,
then me, okay?
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- You mean for picking
our player
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or for starting
the game?
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- Both!
- Okay.
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Now, on to rules
of how to play the game.
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- I've got a great idea.
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Why don't we just
start rolling
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and you can explain the game
as we play?
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- Hmm...
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okay!
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Ooh.
Money!
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- Yee-haw!
Beachfront property.
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- Driver's license!
Driver's license!
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What's that mean?
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- On your next turn,
you roll
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and can move
down the board,
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or you can go
round the racetrack
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as many times
as you rolled.
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- Oh, what should I do?
What should I do?
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What should I do?
- You should give me the dice,
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give me the dice,
because it's my turn!
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[jail cell door closes]
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Uh-huh.
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- You go to jail.
- [laughs]
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- What are you in for, pal?
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- My turn!
[spits]
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One, two-o-o.
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- Oh, good thing
you landed on snacks.
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You must be famished.
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- [munching]
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- Hmm, Coral Avenue.
I'll buy it.
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- [humming]
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12.
I'll...
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drive the car.
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- Oh, you don't get to roll
when you're in jail.
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- Well, what do I do
to get out of jail?
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- You have to roll a six.
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Hey!
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You can't roll the dice
when you're in jail!
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- Yeah,
play by the rules.
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- Well, if the only way
to get out of jail
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is to roll a six and
I can't roll if I'm in jail,
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just how am I suppose to get
out of jail?
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[growls]
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- Ah, here it is.
"The guy that is in jail
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"has to stay there
unless he rolls a six
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or someone says his name."
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- Fine.
Someone say my name.
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[laughter]
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- Oh, boy, you landed
on do a surgery!
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Now pick a surgery card.
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- Huh.
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"Remove fin bone
from player to your left."
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- What? Wait.
Oh!
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But I don't have a fin bone.
I'm an octopus.
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- Hush now.
This won't hurt a bit.
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Got it.
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- Now sit back down,
you criminal!
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- Oh, this game
doesn't make any sense.
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- Sounds like someone's mad
because he hasn't moved.
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- Well, neither have you.
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That's it.
I've had enough.
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- Come on, Squidward!
- Don't go, Squidward.
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- No, wait, Squidward!
- Squidward!
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- Wait. How'd he
get out of jail?
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- Squidward made us
say his name.
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- That was a smart move,
Squidward.
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- Huh? Oh.
Mm. Hmm.
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- Now you roll after me.
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Five.
One, two, three, four, five.
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Um, I think I'll...
[car horn honks]
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- Race the car.
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- I'll...
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- Race the car!
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- I'll...
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race the car!
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[tires squealing]
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- Oh, boy, snacks!
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Ah!
[jail cell door closes]
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- Jail for Squidward!
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- But I was on Snacks.
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- Tell it to the judge.
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- Could someone please tell me
what we are suppose to be doing?
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What's the point?
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This entire game
is completely random.
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It jumps from one thing
to another.
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I don't know
how you are suppose to win,
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and Patrick seems to be
making up the rules
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as he goes along!
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Starving, Starving
Sea Star time!
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[all grunting]
- Starving, Starving Sea Star!
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- [munching]
- Starving, Starving Sea Star!
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- Okay, I'm going outside.
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- If a person declares
"outsidesies,"
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then everyone must go
outside.
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- But I didn't say
"outsidesies," I said--
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- [humming]
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- Four.
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We are in a giggle zone.
Everyone laugh!
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[laughter]
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- [growls]
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- Ha.
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- Two.
Silly face, silly face!
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- [babbling]
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- Doi, doi, doi, doi!
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- [groans]
Oh!
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- [grumbling]
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- Now, that's a silly face.
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00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,950
- Hey, Squidward, you finally
understand the rules.
259
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,180
- Oh, I get the rules,
all right.
260
00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:53,980
The rules are
that it doesn't matter
261
00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:55,220
what anybody rolls!
262
00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:57,450
You can just make up
whatever it means!
263
00:10:57,450 --> 00:11:01,120
So I could just roll the dice
and say, "Automatic winner"!
264
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,820
- Good job, Squidward,
you won!
265
00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:04,520
- Nice play, Squidward.
266
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,080
- Huh?
Oh, you know what?
267
00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,720
You're right.
That was a good play.
268
00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,120
- Not so fast.
269
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:13,580
"No player may declare himself
automatic winner."
270
00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:16,350
- You did it again.
You made up another rule!
271
00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:18,920
This game is the worst!
Stupid game!
272
00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,220
[grunting]
273
00:11:22,450 --> 00:11:25,950
[grunting]
274
00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:27,080
[siren wailing]
275
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,650
- Destruction
of private property.
276
00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:32,380
Oh, and I see here
you're a repeat offender.
277
00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:34,980
You're going to real jail.
[grunts]
278
00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:37,080
- Anything to get
out of this game.
279
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,550
Thanks, officers.
280
00:11:38,550 --> 00:11:39,880
- Welcome back.
281
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,480
- Somebody say my name!
282
00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,480
- Game over!
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