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- Are you ready, kids?
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- I can't hear you.
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all:
Aye, aye, Captain!
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- * Ohh...
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* Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
10
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- * If nautical nonsense
be something you wish *
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- * Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish *
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all: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
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all:
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
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- SpongeBob SquarePants!
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[laughing]
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[waves crashing]
20
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[upbeat ukulele music]
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*
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- [sniffs]
Ah, I tell you, Gary.
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There is nothing better on
a sunny day than a brisk walk.
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- [mewing]
25
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- What's the matter, pal?
Walking too fast for you?
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- [mewing]
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- Huh? What is it, boy?
Is someone in danger?
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- [mews]
29
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- Aw. Come here, little fella.
I won't hurt you.
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- [purring]
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- Aw. I'm going to call you
Señor Poopus.
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Good job, Gary. Let's get him
home so we can eat.
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He's almost all shell.
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- [mews]
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- [mews]
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- Boy, Señor Poopus
sure is hungry.
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- [purring]
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- [mewing]
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- Aw, he wants to play.
40
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- Ha. What you doing,
SpongeBob?
41
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- Oh, Gary found
this stray snail,
42
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and I'm nursing it
back to health.
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- Huh.
What about those baby snails?
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They're over here.
45
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- Aw, so tiny and hungry.
46
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They have nobody
to take care of them.
47
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I'm going to take them home
and feed them.
48
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- Feed them to who?
49
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- "It is important to keep baby
snails warm at all times."
50
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- My mouth is warm.
51
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- Good suggestion, Patrick,
but I've got this.
52
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- Oh.
53
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- [humming]
54
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There we go.
55
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Uh-huh.
Perfect temperature.
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Time to eat,
my little snaily-poos.
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Eat up,
you little cuties.
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- So...
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I guess
I'll be going, then.
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- [giggles]
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- Oh.
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[loud mewing]
63
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- Huh? one of you guys
lose your bottle?
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[loud mewing]
65
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Huh?
66
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Oh, you must be
the snail mom.
67
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- Hey, SpongeBob.
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This guy found a snail
in his garden,
69
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and he didn't know
what to do,
70
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so I told him how
you take care of snails.
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- Thanks, pal.
You're a lifesaver.
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- It's a pretty good thing
I thought of, huh?
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- I'll call you...
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Donnie.
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- Oh.
76
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[doorbell rings]
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- Oh, excuse me.
Pardon me.
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Uh, just a minute.
79
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- Thanks, snail guy!
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- Three bags of snail chow,
four bags of snail litter.
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- Thanks, snail guy!
82
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- Uh, you're welcome?
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[all mewing]
84
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Okay, will you guys just relax?
You're all going to get fed.
85
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Donnie, keep out
of Walter's dish.
86
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Orbulax,
what are you doing?
87
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Sharel, Henry,
no fighting.
88
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Jeez, my pants are getting
ruined, and my head is sticky.
89
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I got to do something
about that.
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- Where's my food?
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- Come on, this is a lunch line,
not a lunch day.
92
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- Squidward, why aren't
you taking orders
93
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from these good people?
94
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- I would,
but what's the point?
95
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There's no one
to make the food.
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- W-w-what?
Where's SpongeBob?
97
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- Let me think.
No idea.
98
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- Then you'll have to do
SpongeBob's job too.
99
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- I can't do that.
100
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- Of course you can.
101
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Any idiot can do it.
102
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Now get to work.
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I'm going to go find
SpongeBob.
104
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- I finally have a coupon--
105
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- All right,
calm down, everybody.
106
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I'm here
to take your order.
107
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- Yes?
108
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- Oh, excuse me,
me lovely.
109
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Maybe I've got
the wrong house here,
110
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but I can't say
as I'm disappointed.
111
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I was seeking me old matey
SpongeBob, and--
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- Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs.
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- Bah! SpongeBob!
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That's you, boy?
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Why aren't you at work?
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And why are you dressed up
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like an eye-popping
South Sea hula gal?
118
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- I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs,
but I'm so busy
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taking care of these snails.
120
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I'll try
to come in tomorrow.
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- You'll try?
122
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Listen up, me boy-o.
123
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You'll do more than try.
[snails screeching]
124
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- Pam! Vince!
You leave Electric Ronnie alone.
125
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Mr. Buster,
get off that shelf.
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Nothing today.
Thank you, bye, Mr. Krabs.
127
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- [sniffles]
128
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I can't believe that I had
to do my job and SpongeBob's.
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[sneezes]
130
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Oh, what the--?
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[sneezes]
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Oh, it's not a cold.
It's my allergies.
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Hey, lady.
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- Huh?
135
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- SpongeBob, is that you?
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- I don't know.
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- What happened to you?
138
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And where did all these snails
come from?
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- Don't worry, I'm taking
very good care of all my snails.
140
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- I'm not worried about them.
I'm worried about me.
141
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I'm allergic to snails.
142
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- Even Gary?
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- Oof!
144
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One snail, I can handle,
maybe even two or three.
145
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But this?
[scoffs] No way.
146
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Just how many snails
do you have?
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- I don't know.
Let's count them, shall we?
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One, two, three, Mary, Donnie,
Carmela, Señor Poopus, Jack, 24,
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Paul, Brenda, Sharel, Steve, one
that keeps barfing on the floor,
150
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48, Orbulax, Vince, Mavis,
Mavis Jr.,
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Electric Ronnie, Diane,
Pam, 97, Walter,
152
00:07:02,580 --> 00:07:04,850
Sara, Boogaloo Shrimp,
141, Viva, Tom, Ted,
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Thea, Ava, that's 164,
Old Ironsides, Rhonda,
154
00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,320
Papa Dup, he who shall not
be named, 233, Sean, Andy,
155
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Mr. Buster, Mrs. Buster,
so I'll say 258.
156
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- [muttering angrily]
Enough!
157
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You have to get rid of those
snails and get back to work.
158
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- Work?
But I found my life's work--
159
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taking care
of wayward snails.
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- That's it!
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I'm calling
the Bikini Bottom officials
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so they can deal with it!
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He said, like, 258.
164
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Well, do something about it!
That's why I pay taxes!
165
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Oh, my allergies
are killing me.
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- Uh, hello?
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Hey, man.
I'm super hungry.
168
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Where's my food, dude?
169
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- Oh, chill your gills.
I'll get your food, dude.
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[sneezes]
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- Uh, not so super hungry
all of a sudden,
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and also,
I'm super not paying.
173
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- Squidward, have you
lost your ever-lovin' mind?
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You cannot be sneezing
all over me Krabby Patties.
175
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The customers
don't like it,
176
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except for that guy.
177
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[giggles creepily]
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- That's it, I'm done.
179
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
you can't abandon ship.
180
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I'd have to work
all by meself.
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- Don't worry,
it's not a problem.
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"Any idiot"
can do it, right?
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- Right.
184
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- Well, if it's
snail friends he wants,
185
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it's a snail friend
he's a-going to get.
186
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Meow.
187
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- Oh, another
little stray friend.
188
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What is your name,
little fellow?
189
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- It's Patrick.
Um, Meow.
190
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- I think
I'll call you Patrick.
191
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[ominous music]
192
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*
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- [whimpers]
194
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- No, no, you dirty boy.
You need a bath.
195
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- Meow, no.
No! Meow.
196
00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:06,080
- Hello, please.
197
00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,980
- Excuse me, ma'am,
but we've had some complaints.
198
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- No, thank you, please.
199
00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:13,850
Oh, no, Patrick,
no outsidies for you.
200
00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:17,220
- Meow. Help!
Meow. Help!
201
00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:19,680
- He said,
"No, thank you, please"?
202
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What does that even mean?
203
00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:24,120
I demand you do something
about those snails, now!
204
00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:35,420
Oh, this has got to stop.
205
00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:38,350
[phone rings]
206
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,950
- Oh, the bad men
want to take you away from me,
207
00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,450
but I won't let them.
208
00:09:45,450 --> 00:09:46,880
[siren wails]
209
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[gasping]
210
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Sanctuary. Sanctuary.
211
00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:58,280
Everybody in.
Everybody in!
212
00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:08,880
- SpongeBob is
behind that fence,
213
00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,550
and he has locked the gate.
214
00:10:10,550 --> 00:10:13,780
- Oh, just quit messing around
and just break down the gate.
215
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,180
- Wait. Maybe there's
another way.
216
00:10:15,180 --> 00:10:17,650
Get me a bullhorn.
I want to talk to her.
217
00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:20,080
- Him.
- Oh, right. Him.
218
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:22,950
SpongeBob, I need you
to listen to me.
219
00:10:25,350 --> 00:10:26,480
- Hello.
220
00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,950
- SpongeBob, my name
is Bob Barnacle.
221
00:10:28,950 --> 00:10:31,720
I run the Bob Barnacle
Snail Rescue Center.
222
00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,350
These snails all got loose
223
00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:35,850
through a hole in the fence
of my snail center.
224
00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:37,920
I'm here to help the snails.
225
00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,380
I'm here to help you.
226
00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:40,580
- Hello.
227
00:10:40,580 --> 00:10:41,950
- I know that you mean well,
228
00:10:41,950 --> 00:10:44,820
but there's only so much
one sponge can do.
229
00:10:44,820 --> 00:10:47,620
You must be very tired
from all your hard work.
230
00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:51,820
My center has all the space
and staff that a snail needs.
231
00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:54,180
They'll be
well taken care of.
232
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I promise, the snails
will be happy.
233
00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:06,620
Esmeralda!
- Esmeralda?
234
00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:09,080
- Yes, that's her name.
What did you call her?
235
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- [chuckles]
Señor Poopus.
236
00:11:11,350 --> 00:11:13,380
[laughing]
237
00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:15,080
So long.
238
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:18,650
I'm going to miss you guys,
especially you, Señor Poopus.
239
00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:20,650
I mean, Señorita Esmeralda.
240
00:11:20,650 --> 00:11:21,980
- You did
the right thing.
241
00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:24,520
You can visit
the snail center anytime.
242
00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,850
- Thanks, Bob.
We will.
243
00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:27,820
But I'm going back to being
a one-snail guy.
244
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,080
That's the way I like it.
245
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,450
- [mews]
246
00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:34,850
- Don't forget to get your pet
spayed or neutered.
247
00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:36,720
- Bye, SpongeBob.
248
00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,220
- Bye, Patrick.
249
00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,950
[gasps]
Patrick! Patrick!
250
00:11:41,950 --> 00:11:45,420
Don't worry!
I'm going to adopt you!
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