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[upbeat ukulele music]
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*
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- [panting]
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- All right, hold on a second,
you freeloader.
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What are you doing here?
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- I'm here for lunch.
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- Did you bring money
this time?
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- Yes.
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- [panting and barking]
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Let me see that.
[sniffs]
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All right, tastes real.
Now get in line.
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- Yes, sir.
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- Hey, how's that new Executive
Treatment sandwich treating you?
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'Cause it's hitting all the
quadrants of my hunger markets.
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- Mmm, quadrants.
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- You know, it reminds me
of something I was saying
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about business the other day.
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- The satisfaction earnings of
the fourth quarter of my lunch
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are off the charts.
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[laughter]
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- And I love the way
it tastes.
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- And business, my friend,
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is the business
that I'm talking about.
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- Well, one can't have business
without business, right?
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- Interesting point, Marv.
How's your sandwich?
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- Absolutely spectacular.
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This new menu item is
a business plan
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I can really get behind.
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- I tell you, this is one
dynamic little sandwich.
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- With levels of proactiveness
that are off the charts,
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business-wise.
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- It really appeals
to my demographic.
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- Well, you are an executive
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in the fast-paced
world of business.
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- Ha ha!
That's for sure.
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- These guys talk funny words.
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- Oh, yeah, they're a riot.
What can I get you?
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- I guess I'll have one
of these business sandwiches
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everybody's talking about.
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- Ah, the Executive Treatment.
- Is that what you call it?
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- Well, that's what
Mr. Krabs makes me call it.
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It's really just a Krabby Patty
that costs more,
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and SpongeBob wears a different
tie when he makes it.
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- Oh, wow.
I'll take seven.
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- Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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The executive treatment is
available to executives only.
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I'm not sorry.
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- But I've never wanted anything
so much in my whole life
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since this morning
when I wanted a doughnut
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and I ate that doughnut
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and it was great.
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That doughnut is gone.
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The doughnut is gone!
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- First of all, a lot of that
doughnut is still on your face.
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- Now, where's
my Executive Treatment?
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- I told you,
it's for executives only.
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And you aren't even dressed
like an executive.
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I could, of course, sell you
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an official Krusty Krab
business tie for only $10.
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- Will the tie let me order
the Executive Treatment?
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- Not on its own, no, but you
could Krabby-size the tie
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and get a set
of business glasses
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for an additional $10.
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- Oh, ho ho,
I'd be stupid not to.
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- Well, you're half right.
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- Here's your 20 bucks.
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- Here's your glasses.
- Thanks.
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I'll take one Executive
Treatment, my good man.
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- Here's your
Executive Treatment.
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- Here you go.
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- Oh, man.
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That looks
executively delicious.
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- Carl, what are you doing
standing around
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at a time like this?
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We're gonna be late for
the big brainstorming meeting.
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all: Business. Business.
Business. Business.
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- Save my sandwich
for me, Squidward!
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Squidward!
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- Ah, I'll save it all right.
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I'll just put it here
in the circular file.
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[giggles]
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- What are you doing
throwing away
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a perfectly sellable sandwich?
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all: Business.
Business. Business.
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- No!
Oh, no!
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all: Business.
Business. Business.
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Business, business, business,
business, business.
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- [straining]
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all: Business, business,
business, business.
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- No!
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[soft jazz music]
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*
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[bell dings]
No!
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all: Business. Business.
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- Not 4B!
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No!
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- Wow, you're very upset
about Conference Room 4B.
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And I can't say I blame you,
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because Conference Room 4B
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is the most terrifying
conference room
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in the whole building.
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More people have been
fired in here
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than all the other
conference rooms combined.
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- [screams]
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- Save it for the big
brainstorming meeting.
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Right here is where all
the biggest business decisions
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in the business are made.
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Why, if an imposter were
to be caught in here? Mm.
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- He'd be given a sandwich
and sent on his way?
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- No. He'd be convicted
as a corporate spy
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and sent to jail forever
and ever and ever.
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Hey, where you going?
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- I think I forgot to...
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water my manatee.
I'll just--
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- Gentlemen.
Ladies.
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- Where am I?
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- Exactly.
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I like you, young man.
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Everybody scoot down
so he can sit next to me
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and I won't intimidate him
at all
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by my terrifying largeness
and proximity.
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As this junior executive
so eloquently put it,
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where exactly are we?
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- Sir, if you take
a look at this,
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I believe you'll agree that
we're perfectly positioned
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for our marketing
to be number one
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across the business sector.
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all: Business.
Business. Business.
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- What I need is
a straight answer,
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not a bunch
of meaningless charts.
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What do you give
a disappointed stockholder
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to make him feel better?
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- A sandwich?
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[laughter]
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- Get a load of this guy!
A sandwich.
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- This guy has sandwiches
on the brain.
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- No, I don't.
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- That's just about
the silliest piece of idea.
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- All right, hold it.
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Now all of you just
hold it right there.
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It's easy to laugh and josh
and heap a man with scorn
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when you hear an idea
that stands out
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because it's so unusual.
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So everybody just stop
and think for a minute
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about what your colleague here
is really trying to say.
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Because I want to be the one
to tell him,
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"That's the silliest thing
I ever heard."
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- What if I have
a meaningless chart?
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- Yes. Maybe I was
too hasty about that.
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- Oh, good.
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- Well, you've definitely
given new meaning
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to the word "meaningless."
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- Oh, wait.
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[chuckles]
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And here's a little house with
smoke coming out of the chimney.
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See what I mean?
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- [growls]
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- I guess he liked my chart.
He's smiling.
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- He smiles like that
when he's really angry.
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[all muttering in agreement]
- He does, does it every time.
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- Do you slap your palms down
on the table like that, too?
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- Yes.
- Oh.
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- I don't know who you are, but
you better not be an imposter.
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You know what happens
to imposters
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in Conference Room 4B?
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- Well, uh, let's see.
Don't tell me.
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I know it's not sandwiches.
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They don't get sandwiches.
Do they?
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- Mister, this is
the last straw.
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all: Aww.
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- I'm going to give you just 18
more chances to prove yourself.
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narrator: Montage.
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- [mumbling]
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- [growls]
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[all gasp]
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- Jenkins?
- Yes, sir.
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- Moustache.
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- Ooh, here you are, sir.
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[timer dings]
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- [whistles]
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[drum roll]
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And so in conclusion,
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I would like to submit
my official report.
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- You know, kid, we need
somebody like you around here.
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- You do?
- For me to fire.
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- Oh, yeah?
Well...
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I've got
a surprise for you.
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[all gasping]
- Where'd he go?
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- You can't fire me.
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I'm not an executive at all.
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I'm just a guy
who happens to like sandwiches.
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So go ahead.
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Send me away forever as
a corporate spy if you want to,
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but not before I've had my say.
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[cell door clanks shut]
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[doors shut]
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- You have a visitor.
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- Who is it?
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- Hello, Patrick.
- Hi, SpongeBob.
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- Hey, I heard
you're in charge of
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the laundry room on Thursdays.
That's nice.
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- Yeah.
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Yeah, it's pretty nice, I guess.
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- You know what that makes you?
- Uh-uh.
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- An executive!
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- Oh, wait!
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Is that what I think it is?
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- Uh-huh.
An Executive Treatment.
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- [chomping]
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Mmm.
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Eh.
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- [gasps]
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What happened
to prisoner 665321?
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[alarm blares]
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- Let's go home, SpongeBob.
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- Okay.
But who are you?
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- [laughs]
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[laughter]
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Who am I?
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[laughter]
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- No, seriously, who are you?
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