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[lively accordion music]
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*
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And how is everything
for you today, sir?
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Oh, it's great, just great.
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Fine, fine.
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I just love this Krabby Patty.
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Okay, always nice to hear.
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My Krabby Patty
is a Krabby Patty,
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and both buns
are also Krabby Patties.
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So luxurious!
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You must have paid
five times the price
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of a regular patty for that.
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No extra! It's the same low
price as a regular Krabby Patty.
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[cash register rings]
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Aah! Me eyes. What are you
doing, Mr. Squidward?
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Aah!
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I couldn't find
the smelling salts,
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so I just used table salt.
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Hey, my Krabby Patty
is just a bun,
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and the two buns are also buns.
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Stale buns.
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My patty tastes like sadness.
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(Mr. Krabs)
All right, that's enough.
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Patties with emotional
flavors...[grunts]
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is two bits extra.
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Now pay at the register.
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What in Davy Jones' locker is
going on in here, Mr. Squidward?
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What do you think?
SpongeBob's in one of his moods.
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He failed
his boating exam again.
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Well, we can't have that.
He's me best employee.
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- Well, no offense.
- None taken.
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Melancholy and self-doubt
are bad for business.
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Make a note of it.
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Let me grab a pencil.
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Ha, it's funny
'cause I mean the opposite. Ha.
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[whimpers]
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Avast there, lad.
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You're wasting
your valuable tears
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salting me patties with grief.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
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Oh, I can't even cry right.
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(Mr. Krabs)
There, there.
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Failing your driver's test
is nothing to cry over.
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Aw, I've been in driving school
as long as I can remember,
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and I still don't have
my license.
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How much do they charge you
at this driving school of yours?
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Oh, about $100 a semester.
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$100 a semester?
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Why, I could do it for double
the price in half the time!
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Really?
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Sure!
I taught me own daughter Pearl
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how to drive
like a little angel.
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Hi, Daddy.
I need money for shoes.
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Sure! Anything for
me little angel, Pearl.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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Are you sure about this,
Mr. Krabs?
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[laughs]
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Why, I couldn't be surer, lad.
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You don't need a "professional"
to teach you how to drive.
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You know, Mr. Krabs,
at boating school, Mrs. Pu--
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Wipe that boating school
malarkey out of your mind, son.
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It's all a racket.
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[gasps] It is?
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And that goes
for every kind of schoolin'.
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Why, there ain't nothing
truly important
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you can't learn on the streets
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with half a jigger of common
sense and your own two claws.
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Now put her in gear.
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Okay.
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[engine starts]
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[groans]
[laughs]
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Well, rookie mistake, boy.
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Happens all the time.
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- It does?
- No.
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But you got the right fire
in your belly.
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I do?
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Yeah, well, you know,
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what we need
is a change of venue.
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This empty parking lot
is just the ticket.
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Like every young person,
the novice boater
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needs plenty of open,
obstacle-free space
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and the freedom
to make mistakes.
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Mr. Krabs, you're so wise.
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[chuckles]
Can't disagree with you there.
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All right, put her in gear.
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[crash]
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Hmm.
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Rookie mistake, right?
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I suppose so.
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Now slowly inch forward and
we'll check out the damage.
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Inch. Inch. Inch inch inch.
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Inch, inch.
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(Mr. Krabs)
Oh, broken wall.
That's about 15,000.
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Oh, kitchen fire, oh.
That'll be about six grand.
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Ooh, lawsuit?
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Ooh, that's a lot of zeroes.
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Ugh.
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(Mr. Krabs voice-over)
All right, Krabs.
Get a hold of yourself.
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You've been in worse fixes
than this.
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Why, you've stared down
the cannon's mouth, haven't ya?
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Look at that face.
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Ew.
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(Mr. Krabs voice-over)
Is this the face
of your final defeat?
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Is it, Krabs?
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[heavy breathing]
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Now, here's a place
you should be comfortable with.
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Oh, I'll say.
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Just take a look around, boy-o.
Home sweet home.
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Nothin' to make you
twitchy and jumpy.
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Just the opposite, in fact.
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A place so soothing and sweet,
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like a mother's gentle lullaby
on a soft summer's night.
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[SpongeBob snoring]
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[horn honks]
[engine starts]
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Oh, brother.
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Let's start
with something simple.
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A little trip down the street
to Patrick's house.
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- Patrick's house!
- Whoa!
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I'll have one Krabby Patty,
please.
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- Okay.
- Upsell.
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Ugh. Would you like fries
with that?
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- Yeah. Sounds good.
- Better.
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Okay. That was just fine.
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But next time, wait until I say,
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"Put her into gear."
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[tires screeching]
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[crash]
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You missed one.
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A simple trip
to Patrick's house.
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A line so straight and true.
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Mr. Krabs, let's just
leave the boat here and walk.
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Well, you know,
we could do that.
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But you can't learn
to drive without a boat.
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Or can ye?
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You'll certainly learn the way
of the road with this here
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top of the line, state of the
art technological simulator.
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[game beeping]
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Now hand me one of them tokens.
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You'll need
your protective head gear.
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(computer)
Ready? Drive.
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I'm doing it, Mr. Krabs.
I'm driving the boat!
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Uh-oh.
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[squealing tires]
[crash]
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(computer)
Sixth place.
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Hey, look, Mr. Krabs.
I'm actually driving.
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Great job, boy.
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[yelps]
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[hammering]
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Phew.
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Hmm.
[gasp]
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[screaming]
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Well, at least I didn't hit
the Krusty Krab that time.
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[laughs]
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[cash register chimes]
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Saw that comin'.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
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The fire in my belly
has gone pssssh.
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No, no, it's my fault.
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We've been going about this
all wrong, boy.
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It's not a pampering
you be needing,
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it's a bold and reckless display
of confidence.
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Oh, yeah!
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You think when I was your age
I tiptoed around
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like a tadpole on a petunia?
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- You never!
- That's right.
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My style was to dive in
with both feet, claws snapping.
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Snapping!
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(SpongeBob)
Oh, my gosh.
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(Mr. Krabs)
Thar she blows.
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The dreaded double roundabout,
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the most treacherous stretch
of road in all of Bikini Bottom.
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To your starboard, you yield.
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To your port they yield to you.
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And when you're in the middle,
it's every man for himself
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and the devil take the rest.
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I don't think I'm ready
for this, Mr. Krabs.
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Nonsense, boy-o.
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All it takes is some confidence
and a little coordination.
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Why, your little pet snail
could do it.
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[meows]
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Uh, I thought you
were just using Gary
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as a colorful example,
Mr. Krabs.
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Oh, he's colorful, all right.
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But he's also going to teach you
how to drive. Now go.
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[meows]
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(SpongeBob)
Whoa!
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Atta boy.
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There you go, SpongeBob.
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Did you see how Gary did that?
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Uh, yeah. Some of it.
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Buck up, me boy-o.
It's your turn next.
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My turn? Gee, Mr. Krabs,
you must really believe in me.
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Not really.
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[police siren wails]
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Sir, is this your vehicle?
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Why, yes, yes, officer. It is.
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And did I just see you
let a snail negotiate
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this vehicle through
a dangerous intersection?
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You sure did--Ah, I mean
you didn't--I mean, well, no.
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Well, uh, yes, I mean...
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Look, it was just
a friendly little example.
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A colorful example.
I was teaching the lad to drive.
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By putting a snail
behind the wheel.
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Well, I mean, really,
he was more on top of the wheel.
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[meows]
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Officer, I don't have the
boating handbook with me, but--
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Quiet, boy. Let me handle this.
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Are you a licensed
driving instructor, sir?
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Well, no, but I taught
me own little girl to drive,
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you see, and--and
you understand.
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Do you have any kiddies
of your own at home, officer?
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No, I'm married to my job.
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Oh.
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Well, um, you two seem
very happy together.
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Well, we've had
our ups and downs,
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but after
some couples counseling
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we think we've
worked out our issues.
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This ticket's coming
out of your paycheck, boy.
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Whoa. My first
real traffic ticket.
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Oh, this is going to require
something more than money, sir.
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What could be worse
than spending money?
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[gasps]
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All right, class.
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Please say hello to our newest
classmate, Mr. Krabs.
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(all)
Hello, Mr. Krabs.
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Don't worry, Mr. K.
I'll show you the ropes.
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[whimsical music]
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*
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