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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- * OHH...
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* WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? *
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE *
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH *
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- * THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH *
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- SPONGEBOB
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SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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*
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[waves crashing]
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[tropical music]
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*
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- [snoring, muttering]
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- [squeals]
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[ding]
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OOH-WAH!
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[sizzling]
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OH!
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- HMM? WHO'S THAT?
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[triumphant music]
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**
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- [warbling cry]
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*
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AH!
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[jet engine roars]
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[ding]
AH!
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[spatula clatters,
knuckles cracking]
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HMM, SOMETHING'S MISSING.
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[humming]
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AHA!
JUNE 15TH.
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[slurps, chomping]
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FINE MONTH FOR PICKLES.
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- [snoring]
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- ORDER'S UP!
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ONE PERFECT PATTY
ON A PRISTINE PLATE
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IN A SQUEAKY-CLEAN
KRUSTY KRAB.
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MAN, OH, MAN,
DO I LOVE MY JOB!
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HEY, MR. KRABS.
WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD?
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- WELL, ACTUALLY, SPONGEBOB,
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UH, THERE'S TWO WORDS.
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AND THEY'RE NOT VERY GOOD.
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YOU'RE FIRED.
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[chuckles] WHAT?
- FIRED?
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- WELL, YOU SEE,
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I'VE BEEN DOIN'
SOME CALCULATIN'
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AND, YOU KNOW, CRUNCHING
THE OLD NUMBERS.
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AND IT TURNS OUT
THAT I'LL SAVE A WHOLE NICKEL
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IF I CUT YOUR SALARY.
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COMPLETELY.
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- [stammers] BUT HOW
ABOUT IF I WORK FOR FREE?
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- YEAH, I LOOKED
INTO THAT.
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APPARENTLY, IT'S "ILLEGAL."
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AND I'LL LOSE
MY "VENDOR'S LICENSE."
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BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH.
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- UH, 'SCUSE ME.
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IS THAT MINE?
- I DON'T KNOW.
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MAYBE.
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[sniffs]
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TAKE IT.
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- YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU
LIKE A SON.
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BUT YOU CAN'T ARGUE
WITH A NICKEL.
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- BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT--
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BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT--
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BUT--BUT--
BUT--BUT--
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BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT--
BUT--BUT--
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- HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?
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CAN I GET FIRED TOO?
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- I'M AFRAID NOT, SQUIDWARD.
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YOU'VE GOT SENIORITY.
- OH, YEAH.
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- NOPE, IT'S GOTTA BE YOU, SON.
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YOU'RE CANNED.
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HERE'S YOUR PINK SLIP.
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I'M GIVING YOU THE AX.
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[zipper zips]
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YOU'RE FIRED.
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- [gasps]
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[sobbing] NO!
NOT THAT!
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ANYTHING BUT THAT!
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- SO, UH, IF YOU COULD JUST
HAND OVER YOUR SPATULA.
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UM...
- [wailing]
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- I'LL JUST TAKE THAT.
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[grunting]
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- HERE, I'LL GET THAT
FOR YOU.
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[wailing]
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- I'LL ALSO NEED THE HAT.
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ALLOW ME.
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- [wailing]
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- GO AHEAD, TAKE A MOMENT
TO COLLECT YOURSELF.
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LONG AS YOU NEED.
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- [sobbing]
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- I'M NOT
A VERY STRONG SWIMMER.
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- OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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IT'S CLOSING TIME.
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YOU KNOW,
IT JUST WON'T BE
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THE SAME AROUND HERE
WITHOUT YOU.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO VISIT SOMETIME...
AS A CUSTOMER.
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- [wails]
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- BUH-BYE NOW.
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SAYONARA.
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GOOD RIDDANCE.
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MAN, IS IT GONNA BE SWEET
WITHOUT THAT PEST AROUND!
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[tires screech]
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- [whimpering]
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- THIS DAY COULDN'T GET
ANY BETTER.
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WELL, EUGENE,
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LET ME COMMEND YOU
ON A TERRIFIC BUSINESS DECISION.
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BUT NOW THAT SPONGEBOB'S GONE,
WHO WILL BE RUNNING THE GRILL?
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- SQUIDWARD,
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW,
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I WAS FIVE TIMES
"GOLDEN SPATULA" IN THE NAVY,
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SO I'LL BE RUNNIN' THE GRILL.
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OOH!
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- I CAN SMELL
THE GREASE FIRES ALREADY.
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- HEY, GARY, I'M HOME.
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FOREVER.
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[wailing]
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- [meowing]
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- OH, MR. KRABS FEELS
HE DOESN'T NEED ME ANYMORE.
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- [meows]
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- WHAT'S THAT, GARY?
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YOU NEED ME?
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OH, THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
OF A PET.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
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HERE I AM WALLOWING
IN MY MISERY,
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AND IT'S PAST
YOUR DINNERTIME.
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[sighs]
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I USED TO FEED EVERYONE
IN BIKINI BOTTOM.
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NOW I JUST FEED YOU.
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OH, THANKS, GARY.
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- [meows]
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- THAT'S HOW
I USED TO HOLD MY SPATULA.
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[wails]
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- [distant sobbing]
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- [sobbing]
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- [wailing]
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- PATRICK, WHAT'S WRONG?
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- OH, HEY, SPONGEBOB.
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I HEARD YOU CRYING,
AND IT MADE ME SAD.
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[stifled crying]
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- GEE, I'M SORRY.
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WHY DON'T YOU COME INSIDE?
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- OKAY!
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HI, SPONGEBOB!
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WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME
SO SAD?
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- PATRICK, THE MOST
HORRIBLE THING HAPPENED TODAY.
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I GOT--
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F-F-F-F-F-F-F...
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- FREE FRENCH FRIES?
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- F-F-F-F-F-F-F...
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- FRIED FRITTATAS?
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- F-F-F-F-F-F-F...
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- FROTHY FRAPPE?
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- F-F-F-F...
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- I CAN'T THINK
OF ANY MORE FOOD
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THAT STARTS
WITH THE LETTER "C," SPONGEBOB.
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- IT'S NOT FOOD, PATRICK.
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I GOT FIRED.
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- HEY, THAT'S GREAT!
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BEING UNEMPLOYED
IS THE BEST GIG I KNOW!
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I TELL YOU WHAT.
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MEET ME TOMORROW MORNING,
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AND I'LL INTRODUCE YOU
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TO THE WONDERS
OF THE UNEMPLOYED LIFESTYLE.
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- SORRY, PATRICK, I CAN'T.
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I HAVE TO WOR--
OH.
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YEAH, OKAY.
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- GREAT.
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SEE YOU THEN.
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[grunts]
- [sighs]
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- [humming]
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[lock clanking, hinge creaks]
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OH!
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[dramatic music]
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HEY, BUDDY!
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ARE YOU READY?
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READY FOR YOUR FIRST DAY
OF GLORIOUS UNEMPLOYMENT?
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OR AS I LIKE
TO CALL IT,
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"FUN-EMPLOYMENT"!
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- YEAH, SURE.
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[slurps]
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WHATEVER.
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- THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
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NOW, THE FIRST STOP
ON OUR TOUR OF FUN-EMPLOYMENT
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IS A HEALTHY BREAKFAST WITH
OUR GOOD FRIEND MR. SQUIDWARD.
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HEY, SQUIDWARD!
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HOW ARE YOU
THIS FINE MORNING?
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- [growling]
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HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU...
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KEEP...
[grunts]
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OFF...
[grunts]
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MY...
[grunts]
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PETUNIAS!
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- [gobbles]
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[gulps]
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I'LL JUST SAVE
THIS FOR LATER.
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NOW YOU TRY.
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- UH...
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[slurps]
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- [laughs]
- HEY, SQUIDWARD.
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LOOK AT ME.
I'M FUN-EMPLOYED!
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- [growling]
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[grumbling]
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- [slurps]
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- HEY, YOU'RE GOOD
AT THIS.
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NEXT ON OUR ITINERARY,
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A BRIEF MID-MORNING SIESTA.
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[humming]
[grunts]
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[snoring]
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- [meows]
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- [sighs]
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[groaning]
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[gulps]
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- [yawns]
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ARE YOU FEELING
ANY BETTER YET?
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- [slurps]
UH-UH.
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- COME ON, SADPANTS.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT ALWAYS PICKS ME UP?
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- NOPE.
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- FREE LUNCH WITH FRIENDS!
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- YIPPEE.
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- OKAY, LET'S BEGIN
THE EXPERIMENT.
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00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,320
- [gobbling]
233
00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,820
HUH?
234
00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:02,080
- MM-HMM.
235
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:05,920
OKAY, NEXT.
236
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:09,350
- OH, BOY, LUNCH!
237
00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:10,520
[gobbling]
238
00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:11,520
[gulps]
239
00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,320
AHH.
240
00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,350
[groaning]
241
00:11:15,350 --> 00:11:17,650
- MORE! MORE!
242
00:11:17,650 --> 00:11:21,620
- VERY INTERESTING.
OKAY, NEXT.
243
00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:23,850
SPONGEBOB!
I ALMOST DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU.
244
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,080
YOU LOOK AWFUL!
- [groaning]
245
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,350
- WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
WITH THESE HERE FREELOADERS?
246
00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:29,950
- I GOT FIRED.
247
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:34,750
NOW I'M FUN-EMPLOYED.
WHOO-HOO.
248
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:37,080
- WHOA, THERE.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO EAT THAT.
249
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,480
- WHY? WHAT IS IT?
- HECK IF I KNOW.
250
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,580
[whispers] THIS HERE'S
A PSYCHOLOGICAL TEST TO SEE
251
00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:43,620
HOW MUCH WEIRD GUNK
FOLKS WILL EAT...
252
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:48,980
IF IT'S FREE.
253
00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:50,150
WHO'S FOR SECONDS?
254
00:11:50,150 --> 00:11:53,580
both: ME!
255
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:56,080
- HERE YA GO,
LITTLE BUDDY.
256
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:59,550
- [gobbling]
257
00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:02,080
- AHH.
MMM!
258
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,420
- SPONGEBOB,
YOU'RE A MESS.
259
00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:06,950
YOU'RE FALLING APART.
260
00:12:06,950 --> 00:12:08,550
COME ON NOW, SPONGEBOB.
261
00:12:08,550 --> 00:12:10,220
YOU NEED TO PULL
YOURSELF TOGETHER.
262
00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:12,150
GET SOME STRUCTURE
IN YOUR LIFE.
263
00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:14,920
WHAT YOU NEED
IS A NEW JOB.
264
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,820
- YOU'RE RIGHT, SANDY.
265
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:20,280
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T
DO THIS ANYMORE, PATRICK.
266
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,180
UNEMPLOYMENT MAY
BE FUN FOR YOU,
267
00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:23,750
BUT I NEED
TO GET A JOB.
268
00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:25,950
- WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE FOOLING, YOU LOSER?
269
00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:28,080
YOU COULDN'T KEEP
A JOB IF YOU TRIED!
270
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,750
- HEY! YOU CAN'T TALK
TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT!
271
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,820
UNH!
- [groans]
272
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,980
- DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,
SPONGEBOB.
273
00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,580
YOU NEED TO FOLLOW
YOUR HEART.
274
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:37,820
- THANKS, PATRICK.
275
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,880
IT'S TIME
TO REJOIN THE WORKFORCE.
276
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,720
GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT,
HERE I COME!
277
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:46,680
[grunting]
278
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:48,920
YAH!
279
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:52,420
I'M READY!
WHOO-HOO!
280
00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:54,680
[tropical music]
281
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,420
* I'M READY, I'M READY *
282
00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:58,150
* FOR A NEW JOB,
FOR A NEW JOB *
283
00:12:58,150 --> 00:13:00,680
* I'M READY FOR A NEW JOB,
I'M READY *
284
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:04,550
*
285
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,480
GREETINGS, PURVEYOR
OF ELONGATED SAUSAGE PRODUCTS!
286
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,550
I WOULD LOVE TO WORK
AT YOUR ESTABLISHMENT.
287
00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:13,320
- WELL, YOU DO
LOOK ENTHUSIASTIC.
288
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,780
HMM.
ALL RIGHT, KID.
289
00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:17,980
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
290
00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:21,080
SO THIS IS THE KITCHEN.
291
00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:24,380
- HMM.
292
00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:26,380
THIS GRILL IS NOT
IN VERY GOOD SHAPE.
293
00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,720
- OH, WE DON'T
USE THE GRILL.
294
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:32,150
WE COOK EVERYTHING
ON THE ROLLER.
295
00:13:32,150 --> 00:13:33,320
- [screams]
296
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,880
- GOOD LUCK, KID.
297
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,320
[sizzling]
298
00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:48,280
- HMM. THERE'S SOMETHING NOT
QUITE RIGHT ABOUT THIS FOOD,
299
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,120
BUT I'M NOT SURE
WHAT IT IS.
300
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,720
AHA!
301
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,880
[gulps, burps]
302
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,080
HEY!
WHERE ARE THOSE WEENIES?
303
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,920
[grunts]
304
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,820
- YOUR WEENIES, SIR.
305
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,950
- WHAT IN THE NAME
306
00:14:14,950 --> 00:14:17,080
OF DAVY JONES' GYM SHORTS
ARE THESE?
307
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,520
- THEY'RE WEENIE PATTIES.
308
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:21,180
- WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME KIND OF NUT?
309
00:14:21,180 --> 00:14:24,080
YOU'VE RUINED MY WEENIES!
YOU'RE FIRED!
310
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:27,650
- AAH!
BUT, MR. KRABS, WHY?
311
00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:28,780
- MR. WHO?
312
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,320
- I MEAN, MR. WEINER!
313
00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:33,080
- JUST GO.
314
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,950
- WELL,
THAT WAS A SETBACK.
315
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,180
HELLO, PIZZA PIEHOLE!
316
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:44,120
EXCUSE ME,
MR. PIZZA MAN.
317
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,350
YOU NEED A FRY-COOK?
318
00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:48,750
- OH, BOY, DO I!
CAN YOU MAKE PIZZA?
319
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:51,680
- EH...PROBABLY.
320
00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,120
- OH, THAT'S AMAZING.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE HIRED.
321
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,150
- COOL.
322
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,180
WELL, IT'S NO KRABBY PATTY,
BUT...
323
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:08,280
PERHAPS
I'LL FIND CONTENTMENT.
324
00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,080
- HEY, BUDDY,
HOW'S THE PIZZA COMING?
325
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,180
- ALMOST DONE!
326
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:13,080
BUT I DID CHANGE
THE RECIPE A BIT.
327
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,850
- [laughs]
NO PROBLEM.
328
00:15:14,850 --> 00:15:15,950
[bell dings]
329
00:15:15,950 --> 00:15:17,650
A FEW EXTRA TOPPINGS
NEVER HURT ANYONE.
330
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,120
HUH?
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
331
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,780
YOU'VE TURNED
AN INNOCENT PIZZA INTO...
332
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,480
A PIZZA PATTY!
333
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:26,250
IT'S AN ABOMINATION!
334
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:28,350
- YEAH, OF DELICIOUSNESS!
335
00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:29,550
- YOU'RE FIRED!
336
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,720
- BUT WHO'LL MAKE
THE KRABBY PATTIES?
337
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:32,880
- KRABBY PATTIES?
338
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,880
WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS,
THE KRUSTY KRAB?
339
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,850
- LIKE I NEED HIS DUMB JOB,
ANYWAY.
340
00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:45,950
I HOPE HIS PEPPERONI
FALLS OFF.
341
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:51,920
HEY, TACO MAN,
MAY I HAVE A JOB, POR FAVOR?
342
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:54,080
- HMM.
ALL RIGHT.
343
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,580
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO
WITH A BURRITO.
344
00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:03,080
[sizzling, clatter]
345
00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,720
- HOW ABOUT THAT?
346
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,620
- INTERESTING.
347
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,580
IT'S SOME SORT
OF BURRITO PATTY.
348
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:09,580
HMM.
349
00:16:09,580 --> 00:16:11,180
WHO'D LIKE
TO TASTE IT?
350
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:15,550
- I'LL GIVE IT A GO!
351
00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:17,080
- YOU'RE FIRED!
352
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,650
- [whimpering]
353
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:22,850
BUT I'VE GIVEN YOU THE BEST
YEARS OF MY LIFE, MR. KRABS!
354
00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,080
[cries]
355
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,580
- GET TO STEPPIN'!
356
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:31,950
- [wailing]
357
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,850
[crashing]
358
00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:40,080
- YOU'RE FIRED!
- AAH!
359
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,450
- AND TAKE YOUR NOODLE PATTY
WITH YOU!
360
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,120
- OH, I'LL TAKE IT,
ALL RIGHT.
361
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,420
I'LL TAKE IT TO GO!
362
00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:49,880
HOME.
363
00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,280
[sighs]
364
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:53,280
FOR YEARS I WORKED
AT THE KRUSTY KRAB.
365
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,920
NOW I'VE BEEN FIRED
FIVE TIMES IN ONE DAY.
366
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,680
WHO ARE YOU GONNA
COOK FOR NOW, SPONGEBOB?
367
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:00,880
- [meows]
368
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,980
- SORRY, GARY,
YOU MUST BE STARVING.
369
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,650
DON'T WORRY, GARE-BEAR.
370
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:07,080
I'LL OPEN UP A CAN
OF SNAILPO FOR YOU.
371
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,250
OH, NO.
372
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,250
WE'RE ALL OUT OF SNAILPO.
373
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,650
WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO MAKE OUR OWN.
374
00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:14,650
[tropical music]
375
00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:21,550
*
376
00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:25,550
[whistling]
377
00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:27,650
[boiling]
378
00:17:29,850 --> 00:17:31,780
PERFECT!
379
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:51,550
ONE HOMEMADE CAN
OF SNAILPO!
380
00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:00,580
- [meows]
381
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,780
- WHAT'S THAT, GARY?
382
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:03,080
IT'S THE BEST FOOD
YOU'VE EVER HAD?
383
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,720
- [meows]
384
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,820
- [gobbling]
385
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,250
YEAH,
THIS IS DEE-LICIOUS!
386
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,650
DOES IT HAVE
ANY SIDE EFFECTS?
387
00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:13,320
- ONLY SATISFACTION.
388
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,720
[sighs]
389
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,280
IF ONLY MY BOSSES
LIKED MY COOKING
390
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,650
AS MUCH AS YOU TWO DO.
391
00:18:17,650 --> 00:18:18,750
I MEAN, THREE.
392
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,450
[knock on door]
393
00:18:20,450 --> 00:18:21,720
HELLO.
394
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,920
HMM. THAT'S ODD.
395
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,120
I COULD'VE SWORN I HEARD
A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.
396
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,150
[muffled yells]
397
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,420
MR. WEENIE?
398
00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:38,680
- CONGRATULATIONS, SPONGEBOB,
YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED.
399
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:40,220
- BUT YOU JUST FIRED ME.
400
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,220
- THAT'S MUSTARD
UNDER THE BUN, MY BOY.
401
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:43,580
THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
402
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,080
MY CUSTOMERS LOVE
YOUR LITTLE SLIDERS.
403
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,350
NOW GET TO WORK!
404
00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:50,880
- I'M PRETTY SURE
THIS IS ILLEGAL.
405
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,650
WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?
406
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,080
- PSST!
407
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,220
HEY, KID.
YOU NEED HELP OUTTA HERE?
408
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:58,250
- PIZZA PETE!
YES, PLEASE.
409
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,320
THAT WEINER HAS ME
CHAINED TO THE GRILL,
410
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,220
AND HE REALLY SEEMS
TO BE RELISHING IT.
411
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,380
- I HAVE SOMETHING
TO FREE YOU.
412
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:06,080
- PIZZA SAUCE?
413
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:13,920
I'M FREE!
414
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,150
- GREAT!
NOW YOU CAN GET TO MY GRILL.
415
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:19,080
- WHAT?
416
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,080
[gasps]
417
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,950
PARMESAN-CRUSTED BREADSTICK!
418
00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:24,180
WHOA!
419
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:26,750
- HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING
WITH MY FRY-COOK?
420
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,180
- [shouting]
421
00:19:29,180 --> 00:19:30,950
[screams]
422
00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:32,720
- [laughs]
423
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,780
I'LL TAKE
ONE FRY-COOK TO GO!
424
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:39,820
[laughs]
425
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,180
- OH, THANK YOU, SENOR TACO!
426
00:19:43,180 --> 00:19:45,450
OH, NO! NOT YOU TOO!
427
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,280
[screams]
all: GET HIM!
428
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,450
[all grunting]
429
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,520
- [grunting]
430
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,380
WHOA!
431
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:55,420
- LET GO!
- HE'S MINE!
432
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,720
- I WAS HERE FIRST!
- NO, I WAS!
433
00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,850
- STOP!
UNHAND THAT SPONGE!
434
00:20:06,650 --> 00:20:09,880
[gobbling]
435
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,080
[growls]
436
00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:17,850
- IT'S A KILLER PATTY!
437
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,180
[groaning]
438
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:26,280
- HERE, TAKE HIM!
JUST DON'T HURT ME.
439
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,480
[whimpering]
440
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,520
[sighs]
441
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,920
[humming]
442
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,350
AAH!
443
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:36,450
- KRABBY PATTY!
YOU SAVED ME!
444
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,620
WELL,
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
445
00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:50,620
- UGH!
THIS PLACE IS TERRIBLE!
446
00:20:50,620 --> 00:20:54,450
- THE KRUSTY KRAB
HAS REALLY GONE DOWNHILL.
447
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:57,020
- HOW CAN YOU SERVE THIS SLOP?
448
00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:58,780
I'M NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN!
449
00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:03,080
- WAIT! COME BACK!
THAT WAS ME LAST CUSTOMER.
450
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:06,620
SPONGEBOB?
SQUIDWARD, YOU FOUND HIM!
451
00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:09,750
- [gasps]
SQUIDWARD?
452
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,420
- I'M AFRAID SO.
453
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:13,080
SPONGEBOB...
454
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,450
- YES, SQUIDWARD?
- YOU KNOW I HATE YOU, RIGHT?
455
00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:18,880
- YES.
YES, I DO.
456
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,720
- WELL, I HATE THE SMELL
457
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,920
OF BURNING KRABBY PATTIES
EVEN MORE.
458
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,280
PLEASE COME BACK
AND BE THE FRY-COOK AGAIN.
459
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,520
- WELL, IF IT'S OKAY
WITH YOU, MR. KRABS.
460
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,620
- OH, LADDY,
I SHOULD'VE NEVER LET YOU GO.
461
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:34,480
THE KRUSTY KRAB
HAS FALLEN APART WITHOUT YOU.
462
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,450
YOU'RE REHIRED, BOY.
463
00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:38,950
- ALL RIGHT!
464
00:21:38,950 --> 00:21:42,080
NOW MY LIFE
HAS PURPOSE AGAIN!
465
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:46,450
LET'S GET THIS PLACE
CLEANED UP.
466
00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:49,280
[warbling cry]
467
00:22:07,550 --> 00:22:11,320
- HMM.
NOT EXACTLY MY COLOR.
468
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,080
- THE KRUSTY KRAB
IS BACK IN BUSINESS!
469
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:21,250
[cheering]
470
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,250
[indistinct chatter]
471
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:27,550
- WELL, SPONGEBOB, IT LOOKS
LIKE THINGS ARE BACK TO NORMAL.
472
00:22:27,550 --> 00:22:30,220
AND TO MAKE UP FOR
THAT EXTRA NICKEL I WAS LOSING,
473
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:32,180
I INSTALLED
A PAY TOILET.
474
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:35,080
- OH, DEAR,
WHERE IS THAT NICKEL?
475
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:38,350
[laughter]
476
00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:41,280
HUH?
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
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