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- AS CONSORT
TO THE SPIRIT WORLD,
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I NOW COMMENCE THIS SEANCE.
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PLOOBUS PLORUM
SPAGHETTI GRANOLUM.
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I NOW SUMMON THE UN-LIVING.
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[eerie hum]
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- WHY HAVE YOU DISTURBED ME?
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- BECAUSE...
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YOU KEEP FORGETTING TO REPLACE
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL.
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AS ROOMMATES,
WE ALL HAVE TO DO OUR PART.
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- I KNOW,
BUT IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME.
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'TWAS GALE WHO LEFT THINGS...
- [gasps]
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- UNREPLENISHED.
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- GALE?
- SORRY.
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- [screams]
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- [laughs] HOW CHEESY.
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WHO COULD EVER
BE FRIGHTENED BY THAT?
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- [whimpering]
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- HEY. MOISTBOB DRIPPANTS,
YOU MIND?
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- SORRY, SQUIDWARD, I'VE JUST
NEVER SEEN A SEANCE BEFORE.
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- WELL, TRY TO CONTAIN YOURSELF.
WE HAVE A CUSTOMER.
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- I'LL HAVE ME
A "RUSTY ON RYE," PLEASE.
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- CHARMING COLLOQUIALISM,
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BUT LET'S TRY SOMETHING
THAT'S ACTUALLY ON THE MENU.
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- STOP GIVIN' ME
THE RUNAROUND, CITY BOY!
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I WANT A "RUSTY ON RYE,"
AND NOTHIN' LESS!
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- JUST LEAVE IT TO ME,
OH, RUSTY ONE.
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PREPARE FOR A--
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WHAT THE BARNACLE
IS A "RUSTY ON RYE"?
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LET'S SEE, "R," "R..."
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"RAMBLIN' HAM," "RED HERRING,"
"RIB-TICKLER,"
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"RUSTY PENGUIN,"
"SALTY STEAMER."
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OH, GUESS I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO MAKE A "RUSTY ON RYE."
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BUT I CAN CERTAINLY LEARN.
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HELP ME OUT, SIR,
COULD YOU CLUE ME IN
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TO WHAT WAS IN YOUR
BELOVED "RUSTY ON RYE"?
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- HUH? WELL, LET'S SEE...
I THINK IT WAS ON RYE BREAD.
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IT WAS NUMBER NINE
ON THE MENU.
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IT CAME WITH A SIDE
OF SOMETHIN' OR OTHER, UM--
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- OH, COME ON!
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ARE YOU GONNA ORDER A PATTY
OR WHAT, POPS?
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- LET'S GET IT MOVIN' HERE!
[overlapping yelling]
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- WHAT'S THE BIG KERFUFFLE?
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OH, IT'S YOU.
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ONLY WHAT'S ON THE MENU,
OLD-TIMER.
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- THIS AIN'T NO KINDA WAY
TO TREAT A LOYAL CUSTOMER!
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- [laughs]
WELL, THAT'S A FIRST FOR YOU,
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AN UNSATISFIED CUSTOMER.
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- [gasps] NO!
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[sobbing] NO!
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MR. KRABS, THERE WAS
AN UNSATISFIED CUSTOMER.
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WHY DON'T WE SERVE
THE "RUSTY ON RYE" ANYMORE?
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- BECAUSE WE NEVER DID.
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THAT SANDWICH WAS ON THE MENU
OF AN OLD RESTAURANT,
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ONE THAT STOOD HERE
LONG BEFORE THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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'TWAS AN OLD RAMSHACKLE SHACK
CALLED "RUSTY'S RIB EYE,"
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AND THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER KNEW
HOW TO MAKE THAT SANDWICH
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WAS THE OWNER, RUSTY RICKETS.
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HOWEVER, OLD RUSTY
BOUGHT THE FARM 20 YEARS AGO.
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- OOH.
- NOPE.
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YOU AIN'T GETTIN' THAT RECIPE
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UNLESS YOU'RE VERSED
IN TALKING TO THE UN-LIVING.
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- I BELIEVE I'VE SEEN A PROGRAM
ON THIS MATTER.
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- EH, SCRAM.
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THIS CONVERSATION'S
MAKING ME DIZZY.
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- I MAY BE ABLE
TO GET THAT RECIPE AFTER ALL.
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I JUST NEED
TO CALL IN A FAVOR.
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HI, PATRICK.
SPONGEBOB HERE.
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YEAH, THE ONE
WITH SQUARE PANTS, MM-HMM.
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HEY, LISTEN, COULD YOU
MEET ME AFTER WORK?
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I NEED YOUR HELP
WITH SOMETHING.
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YOUR BEST FRIEND,
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
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- GOOD NIGHT, KIDDO.
- GOOD NIGHT, BOSS MAN.
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PATRICK AND I WILL LOCK UP.
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- FINE,
BUT NO EATIN' ME INVENTORY.
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- OKAY.
- OR ME FURNITURE.
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- WHAT?
COME ON, BOSS MAN!
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WE CAN'T EAT ANYTHING,
WHY ARE WE HERE?
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- AH, SIMPLE,
MY FIVE-POINTED FRIEND.
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ON THIS NIGHT,
WE SHALL MAKE CONTACT
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WITH THE UN-LIVING!
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BY PERFORMING...A SEANCE!
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- THEN CAN WE EAT
SOME FURNITURE?
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- NO.
- [screams]
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[screaming]
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- AS CONSORT
TO THE SPIRIT WORLD,
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I NOW COMMENCE THIS SEANCE.
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I SHALL INVOKE
THE SPECTER OF RUSTY RICKETS
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BY READING
FROM THE SACRED TEXT.
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"DISTILLED VINEGAR, WATER,
NUMBER ONE MUSTARD SEED,
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SALT, TURMERIC, PAPRIKA,
NATURAL FLAVORS."
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I NOW SUMMON
THE SPIRIT OF RUSTY RICKETS.
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KNOW, TOO, THAT I BECKON
THE SPIRIT OF RUSTY'S RIB EYE.
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[thunder clap]
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[eerie humming]
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[gasps] RUSTY'S RIB EYE!
- BUT WHERE'S RUSTY?
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- [mumbles incoherently]
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- RUSTY RICKETS.
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- A BIG GHOST?
I THOUGHT WE WERE--
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WE WERE CONJURING
A RIB ROAST!
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I'M OUTTA HERE!
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I'LL GET HELP, BUDDY!
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JUST GET ME
AWAY FROM THIS FREAK!
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- [nervous chuckle]
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HE MEANS "FREAK"
IN THE NICEST POSSIBLE WAY.
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ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH
OF THIS HOCUS POCUS HOOEY.
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TIME TO PUT IN SOME WORK.
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SAY, RUSTY, HOW 'BOUT
SPILLIN' THE BEANS
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ON THE OL'
"RUSTY ON RYE" RECIPE?
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- [mumbles incoherently]
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FLIP, FLIP, FLIP.
FLA LA LA.
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- OH, WELL, THAT WAS...
JUST GIBBERISH.
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HMM, I GOT IT!
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HOW ABOUT
YOU WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE
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FOR THE CLASSIC
"NUMBER NINE"?
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- [mumbles]
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- OH, RIGHT.
YOU'RE A GHOST. HMM.
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WHAT IF YOU JUST SHOWED ME
HOW YOU MAKE ONE?
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- [mumbles]
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- WHOA!
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GEE, RUSTY, QUITE A SETUP
YOU GOT HERE,
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BUT WHERE'S
ALL THE SANDWICH BREAD?
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THE CONDIMENTS?
THE COLD CUTS?
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- [mumbles]
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- A RYE SANDWICH CARVED
ENTIRELY OF DRIFTWOOD?
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MAMMA MIA!
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- [humming]
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- SPACKLE.
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- [humming]
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- SHELLAC.
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- [mumbles]
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- OH, YOU WANT ME
TO TRY IT?
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- [mumbles]
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- [chuckles] OKAY.
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[sniffs]
MMM, SMELLS INDUSTRIAL.
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UGH! UH, I'M SURE
IT'S AN ACQUIRED TASTE.
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- [sniffs]
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IS THAT--
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[sniffs]
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MMM, IT IS
A "RUSTY ON RYE"!
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GENTLEMEN, GET UP HERE.
THE "NUMBER NINE" IS BACK.
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[laughs maniacally]
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[ghostly murmurs and laughter]
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- HEY, I DIDN'T SUMMON
YOU GUYS.
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- NO, THE ODOR
OF A "NUMBER NINE" DID.
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- EVEN FROM WAY DOWN THERE.
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- [mumbles]
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[cheering and laughter]
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- UH-OH, LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE RUNNING LOW ON SHELLAC.
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I'LL GET SOME MORE.
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[mumbling and groaning]
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[prolonged scream]
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BOY, THOSE GUYS
SURE CAN BE TERRIFYING.
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[munching]
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- YOU KNOW, THIS LITTLE SOIREE
COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED
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WITHOUT OL' RUSTY HERE.
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LET'S ALL GIVE A GHASTLY HOWL
FOR RUSTY RICKETS!
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[ghostly cheering]
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- ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
I HATE TO BE A PARTY POOPER,
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BUT IT'S A LITTLE LATE
FOR ALL THIS NOISE.
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TIME TO WRAP IT UP.
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- OH!
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"BIG FACE" DOESN'T WANT US
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AS PATRONS ANYMORE.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE
LIKE A TREE AND LEAVE!
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[maniacal laugh]
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[laughter]
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- NOW, WAIT JUST A MINUTE!
THAT IS PRIVATE PROPERTY!
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MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD LEAVE.
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- OH, YEAH?
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- DO I HAVE TO CALL--
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EW, ECTOPLASM.
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- ENOUGH FOOLING AROUND!
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LET'S HAVE
A GOOD OL' TIME...
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LIKE WE USED TO!
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[cheers and laughter]
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- [gasps]
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[ghostly cheering]
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- [growls]
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- YOU BETTER HAVE
A DARN GOOD REASON
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FOR GETTIN' ME
OUTTA BED, BOY.
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[ghostly cheering and laughter]
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- [ghostly laugh]
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[laughter]
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- [retching]
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- THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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- [screams]
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- [growls]
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- MR. KRABS,
PATRICK, HELP!
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- SORRY, SPONGEBOB,
THIS IS A PART OF THE STORY
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WHERE I RUN AWAY AGAIN,
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ONLY I DON'T KNOW
WHERE ELSE TO GO,
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SO I'M JUST GOING TO GO
CIRCLE AROUND THE BUILDING!
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[screaming]
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- LOOKS LIKE
A CERTAIN FOOLISH SPONGE
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HAS BEEN CONVERSIN'
WITH THE UN-LIVIN'.
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ALL RIGHT,
YOU FLOATIN' NUISANCES,
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TIME FOR THE BOSS MAN
TO MOP UP.
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- [evil laugh]
- BATTER UP! H'YA!
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- [screams]
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- H'YA!
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- [battle cry]
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AH!
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all: HUH?
- OH!
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OH!
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- YEAH, AND GO BACK
FROM WHENCE YE CAME!
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[loud pop]
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00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,520
- HI, MR. KRABS--
- NEVER HOLD A SEANCE, BOY-O,
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WITHOUT ME PERMISSION,
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BECAUSE GHOSTS
ARE LIKE RELATIVES,
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ONCE YOU LET 'EM IN,
THEY'LL NEVER LEAVE.
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- ORDER UP.
HERE'S YOUR "NUMBER NINE," SIR.
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AND EVERYTHING WAS BETTER.
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- [eerie moan]
- WHAT'S THAT?
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- [moaning]
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