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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:10,660 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:10,660 --> 00:00:12,460 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:13,930 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 4 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:15,730 all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:15,730 --> 00:00:18,770 - * OHH... 6 00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:21,000 * WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? * 7 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,010 all: * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 8 00:00:23,010 --> 00:00:25,080 - * ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE * 9 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:26,740 all: * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 10 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:29,080 - * IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH * 11 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,580 all: * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 12 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:33,050 - * THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH * 13 00:00:33,050 --> 00:00:34,980 all: * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS - READY? 14 00:00:34,980 --> 00:00:37,020 all: * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 15 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:38,960 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 16 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,920 * SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 17 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,160 - * SPONGEBOB... 18 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:44,460 * SQUAREPANTS 19 00:00:44,460 --> 00:00:46,930 [laughing] 20 00:00:46,930 --> 00:00:49,230 * 21 00:00:49,230 --> 00:00:50,730 [waves crashing] 22 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,240 [cheery ukulele music] 23 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:02,310 * 24 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:08,650 - AH, YES, JUST HOW I LIKE IT-- 25 00:01:08,650 --> 00:01:10,950 NICE AND EMPTY. 26 00:01:10,950 --> 00:01:13,490 - HEY, I'M STILL HERE. 27 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:15,160 - OH, YES, SIRREE. 28 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:19,730 NICE AND EMPTY. 29 00:01:19,730 --> 00:01:22,730 [Hawaiian string music] 30 00:01:22,730 --> 00:01:25,370 * 31 00:01:25,370 --> 00:01:26,370 - DO YOU WORK HERE? 32 00:01:26,370 --> 00:01:27,840 - [spits] 33 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,670 WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY-- [sputters] 34 00:01:30,670 --> 00:01:32,180 [overlapping muttering] 35 00:01:32,180 --> 00:01:33,880 WELL, THERE GOES MY NAP. 36 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:36,680 [hornpipe music] MULTIPLE ORDERS UP! SPONGEBOB! 37 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,920 SPONGEBOB! 38 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,220 WHERE ARE YOU? 39 00:01:40,220 --> 00:01:42,450 YOU NEED TO GET OUT HERE AND MAKE THOSE KRABBY PATTIES! 40 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:45,390 - [jabbers happily] 41 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,760 - [growls] 42 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,900 [inhales deeply] 43 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:58,770 SPONGEBOB! 44 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,340 GET IT TOGETHER, SPONGEBOB. 45 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:04,840 THE DINING ROOM IS FULL OF RAVENOUS CUSTOMERS. 46 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,740 - [cries like a monkey] 47 00:02:09,010 --> 00:02:11,780 - I GOT IT. 48 00:02:17,390 --> 00:02:18,960 [whistles] 49 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,060 - HMM. 50 00:02:20,060 --> 00:02:22,230 WHAT WAS THAT IMBECILE DOING IN THERE? 51 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:24,490 AN OLD BOOK? 52 00:02:24,490 --> 00:02:28,230 - [gasps] NOTHING. 53 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:31,100 - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 54 00:02:47,820 --> 00:02:50,050 - THANK YOU. 55 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,060 - EXCUSE ME. 56 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:02,630 I WANTED PICKLES ON MINE. 57 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,100 - HMM. 58 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,840 IF SPONGE-BRAIN IS KEEPING THE BOOK AWAY FROM ME, 59 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,110 THEN I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO READ IT. 60 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,710 [door opens, footsteps approaching] 61 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:17,150 - I'LL TAKE THAT, THANK YOU. 62 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:21,150 - THERE HE GOES AGAIN, 63 00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:23,450 SCRIBBLING AWAY IN THAT LITTLE BOOK. 64 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:26,590 I MUST ADMIT, MY CURIOSITY IS PIQUED. 65 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:30,330 I GUESS I'M PIQUED TO PEEK AT THAT BOOK. 66 00:03:30,330 --> 00:03:33,560 [laughs] 67 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,470 OH, FUN. 68 00:03:35,470 --> 00:03:36,930 - HUH? 69 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:41,310 - HEY, SPONGEBOB, YOU NEED TO MAKE A DELIVERY. 70 00:03:41,310 --> 00:03:43,610 - OKEYDOKEY. 71 00:03:43,610 --> 00:03:44,770 - THE ADDRESS IS ON THE BAG. 72 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:46,080 - I GOT IT. 73 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,310 - [whistles] 74 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:51,750 [gasps] IT'S A DIARY! 75 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:52,980 OH-HO-HO. 76 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:54,980 THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. HUH? 77 00:03:54,980 --> 00:03:56,120 DRAT, IT'S LOCKED. 78 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,420 [grunting] 79 00:03:57,420 --> 00:04:00,490 HMM. I NEED A HAIRPIN. 80 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:07,600 [heavenly choir sings a chord] 81 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,830 AND NOW THE DIARY OF A MORON. 82 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:13,400 "DEAR DIARY, WHAT AN AMAZING..." 83 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,670 [SpongeBob narrating] DAY I'VE HAD. 84 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:16,410 THIS MORNING I WAS GREETED 85 00:04:16,410 --> 00:04:19,340 BY MY NEAREST AND DEAREST NEIGHBOR, SQUIDWARD. 86 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:22,910 HE HAD SOME VERY IMPORTANT NEWS HE WAS JUST BURSTING TO SHARE. 87 00:04:22,910 --> 00:04:25,450 HE HAD DECIDED THAT TODAY WOULD BE THE PERFECT DAY 88 00:04:25,450 --> 00:04:27,350 TO DELIVER HIS PROFOUND OPINIONS 89 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:30,450 ON HOW TO PROPERLY RAISE AND CARE FOR A HOUSEHOLD PET... 90 00:04:30,450 --> 00:04:31,760 - [spits] 91 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:35,260 - SPECIFICALLY, WHAT NOT TO FEED THEM. 92 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:37,630 THE LIST WAS VERY THOROUGH. 93 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:40,030 NEEDLESS TO SAY, THIS IS ALL VERY ENLIGHTENING. 94 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,470 IT WARMS MY HEART 95 00:04:41,470 --> 00:04:43,870 TO KNOW THAT SQUIDWARD THINKS WE'RE CLOSE ENOUGH 96 00:04:43,870 --> 00:04:46,500 TO USE THE HARSHEST WORDS IN HIS CRITIQUE-- 97 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,770 HORRIBLE WORDS THAT SHOULD NEVER BE USED AROUND STRANGERS, 98 00:04:48,770 --> 00:04:49,870 WHO MAY NOT KNOW 99 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:51,680 HOW WELL-INTENTIONED THOSE WORDS ARE. 100 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,540 KNOWING I HAVE A TENDENCY TO DAWDLE, 101 00:04:53,540 --> 00:04:54,810 GARY CUT OUR CONVERSATION SHORT. 102 00:04:54,810 --> 00:04:55,980 [alarm bell rings] 103 00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:58,550 AND I WAS HURRIED ALONG TO WORK 104 00:04:58,550 --> 00:05:00,520 WHERE I ARRIVED ONLY AN HOUR AND A HALF EARLY 105 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,220 FOR WHAT MAY BE MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR-- 106 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:04,620 CLEANING DAY! 107 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:06,420 TOGETHER, MR. KRABS AND I SCRUBBED 108 00:05:06,420 --> 00:05:08,630 EVERY INCH OF THE KRUSTY KRAB. 109 00:05:08,630 --> 00:05:10,390 AND FINALLY, WITH A LITTLE ELBOW GREASE, 110 00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:12,860 WE WERE ABLE TO GET INTO EVEN THE TIGHTEST SPOTS. 111 00:05:12,860 --> 00:05:16,300 AH, YES, CLEANING DAY. 112 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:18,400 - GREAT NEPTUNE! 113 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,940 I HAD NO IDEA! 114 00:05:19,940 --> 00:05:24,440 THE DEPTH OF HIS DELUSION IS AWE-INSPIRING! 115 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:25,740 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 116 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,410 SOMETHING ABOUT THIS DELIVERY ADDRESS 117 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,750 DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT. 118 00:05:28,750 --> 00:05:30,610 [gasps] WAIT A MINUTE. 119 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:32,620 SQUIDWARD! 120 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:35,080 HE MUST HAVE BEEN THE VICTIM OF A PRANK PHONE CALL. 121 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,420 POOR SQUIDWARD. 122 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,120 HE CAN BE SO GULLIBLE. 123 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,260 - OH, BOY! 124 00:05:40,260 --> 00:05:41,930 A KETCHUP PACKET! 125 00:05:41,930 --> 00:05:44,990 THAT'LL GO GREAT ON THIS OLD DIAPER. 126 00:05:44,990 --> 00:05:46,260 - OH, SQUIDWARD! 127 00:05:46,260 --> 00:05:49,330 YOU ARE GONNA LAUGH WHEN YOU HEAR WHAT I'VE...BEEN. 128 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:51,030 SQUIDWARD? WHERE ARE YOU? 129 00:05:51,030 --> 00:05:52,440 COULD HAVE SWORE I JUST SAW HIM. 130 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:53,770 - SPONGEBOB, UH, 131 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,240 ONE OF THE CUSTOMERS DROPPED HIS WATCH IN A TOILET 132 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,940 AND I NEED YOU TO FISH IT OUT. 133 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:59,180 - DUTY CALLS. 134 00:06:02,910 --> 00:06:06,850 - [laughs] 135 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,760 [coughs] 136 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,560 - YOU LAUGHING AT ME? 137 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,330 - WHAT? OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. 138 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:18,460 I WAS JUST READING WHAT SPONGEBOB WROTE IN HIS DIARY. 139 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:19,600 IT'S HILARIOUS. 140 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,470 - READING SOMEBODY ELSE'S DIARY-- 141 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:24,370 THAT'S TERRIBLE! 142 00:06:24,370 --> 00:06:25,470 TELL ME MORE. 143 00:06:25,470 --> 00:06:26,770 - IT SAYS HERE, 144 00:06:26,770 --> 00:06:28,840 WHEN SPONGEBOB SEES PLAID, 145 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:32,110 HE HAS THIS UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN. 146 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:35,810 [both laughing] 147 00:06:35,810 --> 00:06:37,480 - DID SOMEBODY SAY "PLAID"? 148 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,980 WHY, I'M A PLAID ENTHUSIAST. 149 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:41,220 I JUST GOT ME NEW KILT TODAY. 150 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:42,690 - OH, SPONGEBOB. 151 00:06:42,690 --> 00:06:43,920 CAN YOU COME HERE, PLEASE? 152 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,320 - I COULDN'T FIND THAT WATCH ANYWHERE. 153 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,660 ALL I FOUND WAS THIS STUFF. 154 00:06:47,660 --> 00:06:48,730 - I FELL IN. 155 00:06:48,730 --> 00:06:50,090 - AND THAT GUY. 156 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:52,700 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MR. KRABS' NEW PLAID KILT? 157 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:56,070 - P-P-P-P-PLAID? 158 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:57,870 - HEY! [crash] 159 00:06:57,870 --> 00:07:01,170 - [clucking] 160 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,210 [crows like a rooster] 161 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:05,810 - WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NASTY ABOUT IT! 162 00:07:05,810 --> 00:07:08,510 - [clucking] 163 00:07:08,510 --> 00:07:10,750 AVERT YOUR EYES, SQUAREPANTS. 164 00:07:10,750 --> 00:07:13,350 I HAVE TO TAKE MY BREAK! 165 00:07:15,890 --> 00:07:19,290 [inhales, exhales deeply] 166 00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:20,520 [sighs] 167 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,660 - LISTEN TO THIS. 168 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:25,260 SPONGEBOB HAS NAMED HIS SPATULA "FIFI." 169 00:07:25,260 --> 00:07:28,330 [laughter] 170 00:07:28,330 --> 00:07:29,800 - HE NAMED IT FIFI. 171 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:32,070 - HE NAMED HIS SPATULA FIFI. 172 00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:33,040 FIFI. 173 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:35,300 WHAT KIND OF NAME IS FIFI? 174 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:38,140 - [laughing wildly] 175 00:07:38,140 --> 00:07:41,780 WHO EVER HEARD OF NAMING A SPATULA FIFI? 176 00:07:41,780 --> 00:07:43,180 IT'S A GIRL'S NAME! 177 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:44,950 RIGHT, FRANK? 178 00:07:44,950 --> 00:07:46,950 - I'M BACK FROM MY BREAK. ANY ORDERS, SQUIDWARD? 179 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:50,250 - YEAH, COOK ME UP A KRABBY PATTY. 180 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:53,460 WITH GOOD OLD FIFI. 181 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:54,560 - [shudders] 182 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,560 OH, SURE THING. 183 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,930 FIFI, HOW DID PATRICK KNOW YOUR NAME? 184 00:07:59,930 --> 00:08:01,770 HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING? 185 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:03,570 - OH, OH, THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET. 186 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:04,800 GET THIS. 187 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,570 "IF I HEAR THE BIKINI BOTTOM MUNICIPAL ANTHEM, 188 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,440 "I CAN'T HELP BUT TAKE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES 189 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:13,180 AND DANCE AROUND IN MY UNDERWEAR!" 190 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:14,210 [laughter] 191 00:08:14,210 --> 00:08:15,810 QUIET, QUIET, QUIET. 192 00:08:15,810 --> 00:08:17,350 WATCH THIS. 193 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:20,620 [anthem music plays] 194 00:08:20,620 --> 00:08:28,590 ** 195 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,640 [laughter, music stops] 196 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,000 - MY DIARY! 197 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,370 SQUIDWARD! HOW COULD YOU? 198 00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:45,880 [laughter] 199 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,910 [crying] 200 00:08:47,910 --> 00:08:52,220 [clucks, cries] 201 00:08:52,220 --> 00:08:53,350 - HA. 202 00:08:53,350 --> 00:08:54,950 - THAT WAS THAT LITTLE DUDE'S DIARY? 203 00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:56,420 [door slams] 204 00:08:56,420 --> 00:08:57,950 [overlapping murmuring] - THAT IS NOT OKAY. 205 00:08:57,950 --> 00:09:00,220 - THAT WAS UNCOOL. - THAT'S LOW, SQUIDWARD... 206 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:01,490 EVEN FOR YOU. 207 00:09:01,490 --> 00:09:03,190 YOU'D BETTER APOLOGIZE. 208 00:09:03,190 --> 00:09:06,500 - [scoffs] HE'LL GET OVER IT. 209 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,160 - [crying] 210 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:11,170 - [scatting] 211 00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:14,440 * 212 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,910 - EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT! 213 00:09:16,910 --> 00:09:18,640 JERK READS DIARY. 214 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,940 LOCAL FRY COOK DEVASTATED. 215 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:22,450 - OH, BOY. 216 00:09:22,450 --> 00:09:24,350 LET ME SEE ONE OF THOSE PAPERS. 217 00:09:24,350 --> 00:09:26,320 MM-HMM, MM-HMM. 218 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:30,190 HA HA! 219 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:32,290 TAXI. 220 00:09:32,290 --> 00:09:34,220 [tires screech] 221 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:36,490 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HOLD IT, PAL. 222 00:09:36,490 --> 00:09:38,290 YOU'RE THAT DIARY READER. 223 00:09:38,290 --> 00:09:39,560 - YES, I AM. 224 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:40,660 [tires squeal] 225 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:44,700 [coughing] 226 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:46,800 - DIARY THIEF! - JERK! 227 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,870 - SECRET STEALER! 228 00:09:48,870 --> 00:09:52,410 - BILLY, STAY AWAY FROM THAT MEAN, OLD DIARY READER. 229 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:54,680 - MORONS. 230 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:56,550 - SQUIDWARD TENTACLES, 231 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:58,680 BY READING ANOTHER PERSON'S DIARY, 232 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:01,080 YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE TERMS OF YOUR LOAN. 233 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,550 WE ARE REPOSSESSING YOUR HOUSE. 234 00:10:03,550 --> 00:10:06,790 - [coughs] WHAT? - TAKE IT AWAY, BOYS. 235 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:13,860 [thunder booms] 236 00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:19,370 - OW. 237 00:10:25,010 --> 00:10:26,110 [club bangs] - HEY! 238 00:10:26,110 --> 00:10:27,710 YOU CAN'T SLEEP HERE, FELLA. 239 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,280 [horn honks] WAIT A SECOND. 240 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,910 YOU'RE THAT DIARY READER. 241 00:10:30,910 --> 00:10:32,580 I HAD A DIARY ONCE. 242 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:34,680 MY BROTHER READ IT! 243 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,950 I HAD A BROTHER ONCE! 244 00:10:36,950 --> 00:10:38,320 COME ON, FELLA! 245 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:41,620 WE HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU! 246 00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:45,260 - DIARY READER! 247 00:10:45,260 --> 00:10:47,300 - WHAT? YOU READ IT TOO. 248 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,560 - OH, SURE. 249 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,600 BLAME EVERYONE BUT YOURSELF. 250 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,270 OH, THAT IS SO YOU. 251 00:10:52,270 --> 00:10:54,070 [grunts] 252 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,440 - HI, SQUIDWARD. 253 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,140 HOW'S IT GOING? - SPONGEBOB, OH, THANK GOODNESS. 254 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:01,040 YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE ME. - WHAT FOR? 255 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:04,150 - FOR READING YOUR DIARY. - OH, THAT. 256 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:06,020 YOU KNOW, SQUIDWARD, EVERYONE WAS SO AMUSED BY IT, 257 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:07,280 I HAD IT PUBLISHED. 258 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,820 IT'S A BEST SELLER. 259 00:11:08,820 --> 00:11:10,050 AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOU. 260 00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:12,890 BESIDES, YOU ONLY READ MY WORK DIARY. 261 00:11:12,890 --> 00:11:16,090 YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN MY SECRET PERSONAL DIARY. 262 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:18,460 NOW, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY EMBARRASSING. 263 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:21,300 - THERE HE IS-- THE DIARY READER! 264 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,600 LET'S GET HIM! all: YEAH! 265 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,770 - PEOPLE! PEOPLE! 266 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:26,170 STOP YOUR ASSAULT! 267 00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:29,770 THROUGH MY ART, AS AN AUTHOR, I HAVE FORGIVEN SQUIDWARD. 268 00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:31,010 - OH, YEAH? 269 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:34,140 DID YOU KNOW HE'S READING YOUR PERSONAL DIARY? 270 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:35,580 - [laughing] 271 00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:37,780 - SQUIDWARD! HOW COULD YOU? 272 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,480 [crying] 273 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:44,090 [murmuring angrily] 274 00:11:44,090 --> 00:11:45,320 - I DON'T CARE. 275 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,820 THIS IS SO WORTH IT. 276 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:50,890 [laughing] 277 00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:56,830 [hornpipe music] 17863

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