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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- I CAN'’T HEAR YOU.
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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!
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- ♪ OHH...
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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
- READY?
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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
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- SPONGEBOB
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SQUAREPANTS!
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[laughing]
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♪
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[waves crashing]
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[lilting ukulele music]
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♪
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- [slurps]
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MAYBE I'’LL...
PRACTICE MY CLARINET.
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AH-HE-HE-HEM.
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[playing jazzy tune]
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♪
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- KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE
SQUIDWARD'’S PRACTICING
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HIS CLARINET OVER THERE,
DOESN'’T IT, GARY?
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GARY?
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WELL, I CAN'’T JUST STAND BY
AND LET HIM PRACTICE ALONE.
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THEN WHAT KIND OF A FRIEND
AND NEIGHBOR WOULD I BE?
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NOT THAT KIND THAT I...
[metal twangs]
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WOULD WANT.
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[porthole creaks]
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[strumming harmoniously]
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HI, NEIGHBOR!
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♪
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- GRRR!
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[playing faster]
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♪
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[blaring high note]
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[growls and jabbers]
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- SHOULD WE TAKE IT
FROM THE TOP?
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- THE DAY I WILLINGLY PRACTICE
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MY MUSICAL ART
WITH YOU
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IS THE DAY I GROW HAIR
ON MY--
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[clapping]
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- [chuckles]
LIKE, BRAVO, MAN! BRAVO!
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- AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?
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- ♪ I'’M GLAD YOU ASKED ♪
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♪ I'’LL MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR ♪
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♪ I'’M THE GUY YOU MADE SMILE
FROM EAR TO EAR ♪
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♪ '’CAUSE A SWEET SOUND'’S COMING
FROM THIS HERE DIRECTION ♪
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♪ THE ENTIRE OCEAN
SHOULD HEAR ♪
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♪ NOW WHAT I AM PROPOSING
TO YOU ♪
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♪ IS SOMETHING I FEEL
IT IS MY DUTY TO DO ♪
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♪ I'’M NOT JUST AN ADMIRER
AND PASSER-BY ♪
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♪ I WANNA BE A CONCERT-PROMOTING
MANAGER GUY ♪
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- ♪ ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IS THIS A DREAM? ♪
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- ♪ COLONEL CARPER'’S THE NAME ♪
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♪ I THINK WE'’D MAKE
A GREAT TEAM ♪
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♪ YOU AND YOUR MUSICAL
COMPADRE UP THERE ♪
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♪ ARE THE NEXT BIG THING,
I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR ♪
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♪ SO...
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? ♪
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♪ IT'’S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪
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♪ WE GO ON TOUR
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♪ TOGETHER WE'’LL SET SAIL ♪
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♪ ON A MAGICAL
MUSICAL JOURNEY ♪
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[crowd cheers]
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♪ WHERE YOU'’LL PLAY
FOR AT LEAST A TRILLION ♪
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♪ AND THAT GUY
ON THAT GURNEY ♪
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[bell dings]
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[fans scream]
- ♪ SCREAMING FANS
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♪ WILL INSISTENTLY CLAP
THEIR HANDS FOR MORE ♪
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♪ AS YOU FLY
THROUGH THE AIR ♪
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♪ DOING YOUR FOURTH
ENCORE ♪
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♪ AND REMEMBER TO BRING
YOUR RAKE ♪
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♪ '’CAUSE NEPTUNE ONLY KNOWS ♪
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♪ THE MONEY WE'’LL MAKE ♪
[cha-ching]
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[bang]
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- ♪ DID SOMEONE SAY MONEY?
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♪ I COULD SWEAR
THAT'’S WHAT I HEARD ♪
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♪ I'’VE GOT SUPER SENSITIVE
HEARING ♪
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♪ WHEN IT COMES
TO THAT WORD ♪
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- ♪ YES, HE SAID MONEY
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♪ BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY
HE SAID ♪
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♪ FA-A-A-ANS
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♪ AND NOT THE TYPE
THAT BLOWS AIR ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU'’RE FEELING
TOO HOT ♪
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♪ THE TYPE THAT WANTS
YOUR AUTOGRAPH ♪
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♪ ON EVERYTHING THEY'’VE GOT ♪
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- SIGNATURE, MR. TENTACLES?
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- ♪ AND I HEARD
THE WORD "TEAM" ♪
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♪ WHICH IS SPECIAL TO ME
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♪ '’CAUSE THROUGH THE POWER
OF MUSIC ♪
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♪ THERE'’S NO WAY
WE WON'’T GET ♪
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♪ TO BOND TOGETHER
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♪ IN THIS SPECIAL DUET
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both: ♪ SO...
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♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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♪ IT'’S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪
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♪ WE WENT ON TOUR
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- UH, EXCUSE ME.
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IS THERE ANY WAY
I COULD DO THIS TOUR
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AS A SOLOIST?
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- HMM, LET ME THINK
ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND.
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NONE...
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[falsetto]
♪ WHATSOEVER
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♪ THE TOUR MUST CONSIST--
AND I DO PERSIST ♪
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♪ OF THE TALL ONE
WITH HALITOSIS ♪
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♪ AND THE SQUARE ONE
WITH THE TALENTED WRIST ♪
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- ♪ A DREAM WRAPPED IN PAIN
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♪ I DON'’T KNOW
WHETHER TO SMILE OR POUT ♪
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- ♪ EXCUSE ME, COLONEL
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♪ I'’LL BE TAKING OVER
FROM HERE ON OUT ♪
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- ♪ BUT IT WAS I
WHO DISCOVERED ♪
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♪ THIS SOON-TO-BE-FAMOUS
PAIR ♪
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♪ AND I'’M THE ONE
WHO KNOWS ♪
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♪ WHAT IT TAKES
TO GET THEM THERE ♪
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♪ YOU'’LL NEED A TOUR BUS,
VENUES ♪
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♪ GOTTA BUILD A BUZZ
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♪ YOU NEED EQUIPMENT
AND ROADIES TOO ♪
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♪ I'’M THE EXPERT
OF ALL THINGS ♪
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♪ CONCERT-PROMOTIONALLY
SPEAKING ♪
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♪ YOU HAVE NO INKLING
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♪ YOU HAVE NO CLUE
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[whirring]
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- ♪ THANKS FOR ALL
THE GREAT TIPS ♪
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♪ I THINK YOU SHOULD BE
ON YOUR WAY ♪
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♪ GOOD-BYE
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♪ GOOD LUCK
HAVE A NICE DAY ♪
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♪ SO...
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♪ WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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♪ IT'’S HIGH TIDE TIME ♪
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♪ WE WENT ON TOUR!
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UP AND AT '’EM, BOYS.
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WE GOT A TOUR
TO PUT ON.
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- [grunting]
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WHEW! CHANGING THE OIL
IN THE SCHOOL BUSMOBILE
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SURE IS A PAIN IN THE--
[engine rumbles]
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WHAT THE--
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STOP!
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THIEF!
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[tires screech]
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- MORNING, SQUIDWARD.
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[grunts]
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TOUR BUS, SOUND EQUIPMENT--
CHECK.
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ALL I NEED NOW IS A...
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"ROADIE".
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NOW, WHERE IN NEPTUNE'’S NET
AM I EVER GONNA FIND A--
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[clatter]
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- SOMEBODY LEFT THIS THING
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LAYING AROUND
THE PARKING LOT.
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- ROADIE--CHECK.
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[heavy metal music playing]
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HERE WE ARE, BOYS--
OUR FIRST GIG.
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ALL THOSE PEOPLE
ARE LINED UP
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TO SEE YOU.
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- SOUNDS LIKE A LOAD
OF HOOEY.
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- ALL RIGHT, ROADIE.
START UNLOADING THE HOOEY.
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- UH, MR. KRABS,
WHERE DO I PUT THIS?
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- ANYWHERE'’S FINE.
- THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS?
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- HEY, LOOK,
IT'’S NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
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[crowd cheering
and shouting]
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- HI, GUYS!
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- WELL, WELL, WELL.
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IF IT ISN'’T THAT GUY
WHO STOLE MY BAND.
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I HOPE YOU AREN'’T HERE
TO STEAL THIS BAND TOO,
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BECAUSE THIS TIME AROUND,
I'’LL BE READY FOR YA.
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- WELL, THAT'’S VERY INTERESTING,
COLONEL CARPER.
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BUT RIGHT NOW, MY BAND AND I
ARE ON A WORLD TOUR,
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AND TONIGHT, WE'’RE OPENING
FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH.
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- [laughing]
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- [chuckles]
YEAH, WHA--
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UH, WHAT'’S SO FUNNY?
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- YOU ARE!
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AND THE FACT THAT YOU THINK
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
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WHAT IT TAKES TO PUT ON
A MUSICAL TOUR.
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- WE HAVE A TOUR BUS,
SOUND EQUIPMENT,
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A ROADIE--
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- YOU CALL THAT A TOUR BUS?
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YOU CALL THIS
SOUND EQUIPMENT?
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THAT'’S NOT A ROADIE.
THESE ARE ROADIES.
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- [screams]
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- I'’LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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I'’LL LET YOU OPEN
FOR NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH
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ON ONE CONDITION:
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MY ROADIES GET TO SABOTAGE
YOUR SOUND EQUIPMENT
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AND HAVE IT BLOW UP
DURING YOUR SOUND CHECK.
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- WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'’S THAT GONNA COST ME?
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- OH, THAT'’LL BE FREE.
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- DEAL.
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OKAY, MR. SQUIDWARD.
TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.
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[jazzy clarinet music]
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[boom]
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DOGGONE IT.
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- [cackling]
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NOW YOU DON'’T HAVE
ANY SOUND EQUIPMENT,
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UNLIKE ME, WHO HAS
THIS ENTIRE WALL OF SPEAKERS
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YOU SEE RIGHT BEHIND ME.
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[cackles]
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NOW YOUR WHOLE TOUR
IS RUINED!
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[laughing]
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SERIOUSLY, I CAN'’T--
I CAN'’T TAKE IT.
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IT'’S TOO MUCH.
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[giggling]
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- IT SURE WAS NICE
OF THAT COLONEL CARPER GUY
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TO LET US BORROW HIS ENTIRE WALL
OF SOUND EQUIPMENT,
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WASN'’T IT, MR. KRABS?
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- WELL, HERE WE ARE--
OUR NEXT GIG.
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- WE'’RE PERFORMING
AT A SUPERMARKET?
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DRIVER, TURN THIS BUS AROUND.
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THE TOUR IS CANCELLED.
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HEAD STRAIGHT BACK
TO THE KRUSTY KRAB.
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- SORRY, SQUIDWARD, BUT THAT
IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
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- WHAT?
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- BECAUSE IT'’S NOT THERE
ANYMORE.
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- THE KRUSTY KRAB'’S
NOT THERE ANYMORE?
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WHERE'’D IT GO?
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- I PAWNED IT
TO RAISE THE CASH
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FOR THE CONCERT TOUR.
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- YOU DID WHAT?!
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- YEAH, HARD TO BELIEVE,
I KNOW.
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ME HEART ACHES WHEN I THINK
OF ME OLD GIRL,
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COLD AND LONELY,
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JUST SITTING IN THE FRONT WINDOW
OF THAT DIRTY PAWN SHOP,
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AT THE MERCY
OF ANY RANDOM JOE
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WHO JUST HAPPENS BY.
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- [whistling happily]
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[gasps]
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HOPPIN'’ HAMBURGER STANDS!
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I GOTTA GO HOME
AND GET MY WALLET.
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- IT'’S NOT EVEN
MY RESTAURANT,
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AND SOMEHOW I REGRET
THAT DECISION.
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- HEY, NOW,
QUIT YOUR WORRYING BACK THERE.
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WITH THE SUCCESS
WE'’RE ABOUT TO HAVE,
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WE'’LL BE ABLE TO BUY
TEN KRUSTY KRABS.
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- A-ONE, AND A-TWO,
241
00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:12,710
AND A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
242
00:09:12,710 --> 00:09:14,950
[cheerful tune]
243
00:09:14,950 --> 00:09:16,980
[cash register ringing]
244
00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:20,430
♪
245
00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:21,770
[nuts rattling]
246
00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:25,430
♪
247
00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:27,220
[cans clanking]
248
00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:29,810
[carts clattering]
249
00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:37,740
♪
250
00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,640
[chips scraping rhythmically]
251
00:09:47,050 --> 00:09:48,810
[chips crunching
rhythmically]
252
00:09:48,810 --> 00:09:50,460
[corn popping]
253
00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:54,080
[bread making
accordion sounds]
254
00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:56,080
[pretzel whistling]
255
00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:11,500
[song ends,
pretzel whistling continues]
256
00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,500
- THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
257
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,430
OH, COME ON!
NOTHING?
258
00:10:20,430 --> 00:10:22,710
- WHAT A HAPPY CELEBRATION.
259
00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:25,150
- I MOST CERTAINLY AGREE.
260
00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:26,840
- WHY, THANK YOU,
261
00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,640
MR. SUPERMARKET MANAGER.
262
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,840
- HERE YOU GO.
263
00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,120
- WHAT'’S THIS?
OUR PAYCHECK?
264
00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:34,400
- NO, IT'’S A BILL.
- WHAT?
265
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,400
- YOU'’RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?
266
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,810
WE'’RE PERFORMING
AT A RETIREMENT HOME?
267
00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,460
- OH, DON'’T WORRY,
SQUIDWARD.
268
00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:42,500
THESE GEEZERS REALLY KNOW
HOW TO PARTY.
269
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:45,570
- OH, YEAH, THEY'’VE GOT
ONE FOOT IN THE RAVE.
270
00:10:45,570 --> 00:10:47,150
HA. HA, HA.
271
00:10:47,150 --> 00:10:48,260
REAPER JOKES.
272
00:10:48,260 --> 00:10:50,150
[wheels squeaking]
273
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,980
TWO, THREE, FOUR, AN--
274
00:11:05,980 --> 00:11:09,400
[squeaking continues]
275
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,810
TWO, THREE, FOUR.
276
00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:13,050
[cheerful tune]
277
00:11:13,050 --> 00:11:14,980
- TOO LOUD!
278
00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:17,710
YOU'’RE PLAYING TOO LOUD!
279
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,290
- SORRY, SIR.
280
00:11:19,290 --> 00:11:21,740
- [quietly]
OKAY, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
281
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:24,640
[soft cheerful tune]
282
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,020
- TOO LOUD!
STILL TOO LOUD!
283
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,640
[very soft]
284
00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,570
STILL TOO LOUD!
285
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:39,740
TOO LOUD!
286
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:44,150
IT'’S TOO LOUD!
287
00:11:44,150 --> 00:11:46,360
TOO LOUD!
288
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,430
- SUPERMARKET OPENINGS,
RETIREMENT HOMES...
289
00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:52,570
WHAT'’S NEXT,
A CHILD'’S BIRTHDAY PARTY?
290
00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:55,530
[light carousel music]
291
00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:56,770
♪
292
00:11:56,770 --> 00:11:59,810
[kids shouting and laughing]
293
00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:01,980
THIS IS OUR WORST GIG YET.
294
00:12:01,980 --> 00:12:03,430
CHILDREN'’S PARTIES!
295
00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:07,190
WELL, IF THIS IS THE WAY
THIS TOUR IS BEING ORGANIZED,
296
00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:08,400
THEN I WOULD LIKE T--
297
00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:11,810
[poink]
YEEOOOOOW!
298
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:14,600
I AM NOT A DONKEY FISH!
299
00:12:19,570 --> 00:12:21,570
- MR. KRABS,
HOW MUCH FARTHER IS IT
300
00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:22,840
TO THE NEXT TOWN?
301
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,570
- UH, NOT TOO MUCH FARTHER,
SQUIDWARD.
302
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:28,810
OH, IN FACT,
WE'’RE JUST ENTERING IT NOW.
303
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,260
[tires screech]
304
00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:32,640
- WELL, IF THIS CONCERT
IS ANYWHERE NEAR AS TERRIBLE
305
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,770
AS THE OTHER ONES,
306
00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:37,050
THEN IT'’S GOING TO BE
MY LAST.
307
00:12:37,050 --> 00:12:38,150
WHAT THE--
308
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,150
ELECTRONICS OUTHOUSE?
309
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,260
GOOD-BYE.
310
00:12:44,770 --> 00:12:46,430
- THIS AIN'’T
OUR NEXT CONCERT.
311
00:12:46,430 --> 00:12:48,330
- WELL, THEN, WHERE IS IT?
312
00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:50,840
- IT'’S, UH, UH, UM...
313
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:55,670
[crowd chattering]
314
00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:59,050
WELL, IT'’S RIGHT OVER THERE,
OBVIOUSLY.
315
00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:01,950
[tires screech]
316
00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,710
I'’LL JUST LEAVE
THE THREE OF YOU RIGHT HERE
317
00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:05,050
TO GET SET UP.
318
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:07,360
I GOT SOME IMPORTANT
TOUR MANAGER BUSINESS
319
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,570
TO ATTEND TO, YOU KNOW.
320
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,020
- HOLD IT.
321
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,640
THIS BETTER NOT BE
ONE OF YOUR TRICKS, MR. KRABS.
322
00:13:17,020 --> 00:13:18,810
[tires screech]
323
00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:21,360
- [whistling cheerfully]
324
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,670
[heavy metal music playing]
325
00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,150
- HEY, LOOK, MAN.
326
00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:33,570
"NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH,
NEXT TURN."
327
00:13:33,570 --> 00:13:36,880
- WHOA.
IT'’S LIKE A SIGN FROM...
328
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,810
A SIGN, MAN.
329
00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:43,640
WOW.
330
00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:46,430
WE HAVE REALLY MOVED DOWN
IN THE WORLD.
331
00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:48,910
[cheers and applause]
332
00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,290
[ukulele string tuning]
333
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:52,050
- ISN'’T THIS THE MOST
EXCITING EXPERIENCE
334
00:13:52,050 --> 00:13:53,640
OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE,
SQUIDWARD?
335
00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:56,740
- YEAH, I NEVER THOUGHT
I'’D GET TO PERFORM
336
00:13:56,740 --> 00:13:58,500
FOR SO MANY FANS.
337
00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:00,670
- OH? ARE THERE PEOPLE
SHOWING UP?
338
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,710
- ISN'’T THAT
WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?
339
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,020
- [crowd chanting]
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
340
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:08,360
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
341
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,910
- AH, JUST SOAK THAT IN,
SQUIDDY, OLD BOY.
342
00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:13,910
IT'’S PRETTY INVIGORATING,
ISN'’T IT?
343
00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:15,400
WAIT A MINUTE.
344
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,640
WHY ARE THEY CHANTING,
"NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH"?
345
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,710
- NO, CAN'’T YOU HEAR THEM,
SQUIDWARD?
346
00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,740
THEY'’RE SAYING,
"SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB,
347
00:14:22,740 --> 00:14:24,400
SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB!"
348
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,640
- [crowd chanting]
NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH!
349
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,810
- SQUID-WARD AND SPONGE-BOB.
350
00:14:26,810 --> 00:14:28,710
[crowd stops chanting]
SQUID-WARD AND--
351
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:30,220
[reverb]
352
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,500
- THAT DOESN'’T LOOK
LIKE NED AND THE NEEDLEFISH.
353
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,330
[all booing]
354
00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:37,600
- WAIT, I KNOW
WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR.
355
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,600
[cheerful tune]
356
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,670
♪
357
00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:43,710
WELL?
358
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,910
- CHASE '’EM OFF STAGE!
359
00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:48,120
[crowd roars]
- UH-OH.
360
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,880
[crowd growling
and shouting]
361
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:56,950
[heavy metal music]
- ♪ OHHH
362
00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:58,530
- '’SCUSE ME,
COULD ONE OF YOU
363
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,150
SHOW ME HOW TO USE
THIS MULTI-METER?
364
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,600
- UH, HE PROBABLY CAN.
365
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:07,430
- THANKS.
366
00:15:07,430 --> 00:15:09,460
- MR. KRABS!
367
00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:11,080
- DO I KNOW YOU?
368
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,330
- COLONEL CARPER!
369
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,710
- WERE WE IN THE NAVY
TOGETHER?
370
00:15:14,710 --> 00:15:16,530
- NO, WE WERE NOT.
371
00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,150
- WHEW. THAT'’S GOOD,
'’CAUSE FOR A SECOND THERE,
372
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,330
I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE--
373
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,880
- YOUR SHENANIGANS,
SIR,
374
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,910
ARE AT AN END!
375
00:15:23,910 --> 00:15:25,430
OH, YES!
376
00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:28,950
AND YOU WILL BE RECEIVING
A FRIENDLY LITTLE PHONE CALL
377
00:15:28,950 --> 00:15:30,260
FROM MY ATTORNEY,
378
00:15:30,260 --> 00:15:34,220
BECAUSE I AM SUING YOU
FOR EVERY LAST DIME.
379
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:37,500
- WAIT A MINUTE!
380
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:38,530
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'’RE GOING
381
00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:39,770
WITH YOUR OWN EQUIPMENT?
382
00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:40,880
- HEY, THANKS AGAIN, FELLAS.
383
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:42,120
HUH. NICE GUYS LIKE THEM
384
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,810
DON'’T COME AROUND
MUCH THESE DAYS.
385
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:49,400
THEY EVEN REDECORATED
THE TOUR BUSMOBILE FOR US.
386
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,430
- MR. KRABS!
387
00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:51,770
- HOW'’D THE SHOW GO, BOY?
388
00:15:51,770 --> 00:15:53,430
- OH, THE CROWD
WENT WILD, SIR.
389
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,740
- IN FACT,
THEY'’RE STILL GOING WILD.
390
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,530
[crowd growling
and shouting]
391
00:15:57,530 --> 00:16:00,330
- QUICK, ON THE BUS!
392
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:01,840
[footsteps thunder]
393
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,430
- WELL, THAT WASN'’T
A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.
394
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:07,360
OH, NO, WAIT.
IT WAS.
395
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,880
- [sniffling]
396
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,670
NOW I'’LL NEVER GET
ME OLD KRUSTY KRAB
397
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:12,950
OUT OF HOCK.
398
00:16:12,950 --> 00:16:15,150
[sobbing]
399
00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:16,220
- MR. KRABS!
400
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,400
[tires screeching]
401
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,880
[all screaming]
402
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,810
[crash]
403
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,530
- GOOD NEWS, BOYS.
404
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:32,640
WE ONLY SUSTAINED
A FLAT TIRE.
405
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,950
PATRICK, GO GET
THE SPARE, LAD.
406
00:16:33,950 --> 00:16:35,600
- UH...OH.
407
00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,020
YEAH, I CAN'’T.
408
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:38,670
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU CAN'’T?
409
00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:40,020
- WELL, UH--
- NO, NO, WAIT.
410
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,120
LET ME GUESS.
411
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,430
YOU ATE THE SPARE TIRE.
412
00:16:43,430 --> 00:16:45,640
- WOW.
YOU'’RE GOOD AT GUESSING.
413
00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,600
- PATRICK, WHY DIDN'’T YOU
JUST ASK ME?
414
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,910
YOU KNOW I ALWAYS BRING
SOME TINY SNACK-SIZE TIRES
415
00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:51,290
FOR IN BETWEEN MEALS.
416
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:54,400
YOU KNOW, I'’M KIND OF HUNGRY
NOW, ACTUALLY.
417
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,150
MM. SQUIDWARD?
418
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:57,570
[gulp]
THEY'’RE FAT-FREE.
419
00:16:57,570 --> 00:17:00,360
- MR. KRABS, I'’D LIKE SOME MONEY
FOR CAB FARE.
420
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,120
- BUT, MR. SQUIDWARD--
- BUT NOTHING.
421
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,330
I'’M GOING HOME.
422
00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:05,190
NOW PUT SOME CASH
IN MY HAND SO I--
423
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,260
- [wailing]
424
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:09,190
BUT I DON'’T HAVE
ANY MONEY LEFT!
425
00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:11,120
NOT EVEN A NICKEL!
426
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:13,260
IT'’S ALL GONE!
427
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:16,220
THE KRUSTY KRAB IS GONE!
428
00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:17,220
- FORGET IT.
429
00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:18,430
I'’LL JUST WALK.
430
00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:19,530
- [sobbing]
- WAIT, SQUIDWARD.
431
00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:20,570
SQUIDWARD!
432
00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:22,220
YOU CAN'’T GO. PLEASE.
433
00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:23,360
DON'’T YOU SEE?
434
00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,050
THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS US
MORE THAN EVER.
435
00:17:25,050 --> 00:17:27,430
- I COULD CARE LESS
WHAT THE KRUSTY KRAB NEEDS.
436
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:29,500
NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY.
437
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,770
OW. OW.
438
00:17:31,770 --> 00:17:32,840
OWWWW!
439
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:33,840
OW.
440
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,360
- SQUIDWARD, ARE YOU OKAY?
441
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,530
- GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.
442
00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:40,500
AGH! OOF! DAAAAH!
443
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:45,880
- SQUIDWARD--
- DON'’T.
444
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,670
[sad tune]
445
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,330
- ♪ SQUIDWARD
446
00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:57,880
♪ YOU MUST LOOK INWARD
447
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,670
♪ AND THEN I'’M SURE
THAT YOU WILL SEE ♪
448
00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:04,910
♪ WHAT AN AWESOME BAND
WE STILL COULD BE ♪
449
00:18:04,910 --> 00:18:06,770
♪ PLEASE, OH, PLEASE
450
00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:08,740
♪ DON'’T QUIT ON US NOW ♪
451
00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:10,670
♪ I CANNOT ALLOW THIS
TO BE OUR LAST BOW ♪
452
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:12,400
♪ NOW NOW NOW,
NO NO NO ♪
453
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,710
♪ NAY NAY NAY,
NA NA NA ♪
454
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:16,020
♪ NE-NE-NEVER GIVE UP
455
00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:18,260
♪ DON'’T EVER GIVE UP ♪
456
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:20,980
♪ WE CAN'’T LET MR. KRABS
GO BANKRUPT ♪
457
00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,670
♪ WE MUST KEEP BUSY
458
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:26,980
♪ NEVER GIVING U-UUUP
459
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,150
- ♪ HOW DID I NOT SEE
THIS PLAN ♪
460
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,880
♪ WAS A FAILURE
FROM THE START? ♪
461
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,260
♪ BEING AROUND SPONGEBOB
462
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:36,400
♪ IS BAD FOR MY HEART
463
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:40,020
♪ AND THAT'’S NOT EVEN
THE WORST PART ♪
464
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:42,910
♪ SUPERMARKETS,
RETIREMENT HOMES ♪
465
00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:45,330
♪ BIRTHDAY PARTIES FOR KIDS
466
00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:48,840
♪ MY CAREER IN MUSIC
REALLY FEELS ♪
467
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,710
♪ LIKE IT HAS HIT
THE SKIDS ♪
468
00:18:51,710 --> 00:18:52,840
♪ I GIVE UP
469
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,910
♪ THERE IS NO POINT
470
00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:55,190
♪ I GIVE UP
471
00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:57,770
♪ MR. KRABS WILL HAVE TO GO
BANKRUPT ♪
472
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:58,840
♪ WHILE I'’M BUSY ♪
473
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,740
♪ BITTERLY GIVING UP
474
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,220
- ♪ DON'’T YOU SEE? ♪
475
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:05,360
♪ MR. KRABS
NEEDS US TERRIBLY ♪
476
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:08,120
♪ WE'’VE GOT IT IN US
TO BE A HUGE SUCCESS ♪
477
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:13,360
♪ YOU AND I CAN'’T SETTLE
FOR LESS ♪
478
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,640
♪ I
479
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,570
♪ PROMISED MYSELF
NOT TO SHED THIS TEAR ♪
480
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,670
- ♪ IT'’S GETTING
REALLY COLD OUT HERE ♪
481
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:22,290
♪ AND I'’M 400 MILES
FROM HOME ♪
482
00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:23,330
♪ IT WOULD APPEAR
483
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,840
♪ AND MY FEET ARE HURTING
484
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,120
♪ OH DEAR, I FEAR
485
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:31,360
♪ THIS TENTACLEITIS
IS PRETTY SEVERE ♪
486
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,710
- ♪ WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
487
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:35,910
- ♪ I SHOULD PROBABLY
GIVE UP ♪
488
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:38,430
♪ ON THIS GIVING UP TODAY
489
00:19:38,430 --> 00:19:40,770
♪ THIS IS THE PART
WHERE I TURN AROUND AND PLAY ♪
490
00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:44,980
- ♪ THIS IS THE PART
WHERE I STAND UP AND PLAY ♪
491
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,640
both:
♪ TAKE A DEEP BREATH
492
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,770
♪ IN AN EMOTIONAL WAY
493
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:49,880
[taking deep breaths]
494
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,710
♪ '’CAUSE WITH MY INSTRUMENT ♪
495
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:55,430
♪ IS HOW I SAY
496
00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:58,400
[inspiring tune]
497
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:06,260
♪
498
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,710
[fireworks explode]
499
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:23,640
- WOW, THAT WAS ACTUALLY
KIND OF GOOD.
500
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,810
[crowd cheering]
501
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,150
- AMAZING!
502
00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:29,740
- FANTASTIC!
503
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:31,400
- UNBELIEVABLE!
504
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,260
THEY'’VE ACTUALLY GATHERED
A CROWD.
505
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,640
TO THINK ALL THESE PEOPLE
CAME OUT
506
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,600
TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT
507
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,020
TO SEE SQUIDWARD
AND SPONGEBOB.
508
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:43,020
- OR THEY CAME TO SEE
THE METEOR SHOWER
509
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:45,670
THAT PASSES
THROUGH THE AURORA BOREALIS,
510
00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:48,290
GENERATING A STUNNING,
ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME LIGHT SHOW.
511
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,430
all: OOH.
512
00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:53,950
AHH.
513
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:57,460
- THANK YOU.
COME AGAIN, PLEASE.
514
00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:59,600
[cha-ching]
515
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,710
[chuckles]
516
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:03,740
- LOOK, HERE COMES MR. KRABS.
517
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,710
SQUIDWARD AND I JUST PERFORMED
FOR A CROWD
518
00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:07,020
OF ADORING FANS.
519
00:21:07,020 --> 00:21:08,460
- THAT'’S NICE.
520
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:11,530
I JUST MADE MORE MONEY
THAN I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH.
521
00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:12,880
[laughs]
522
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,290
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
THEY COULD HELP YOU
523
00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:15,290
FIGURE IT OUT.
524
00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:17,880
- WHO?
525
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:21,950
"'’GET PAID BACK FROM MR. KRABS'’
LINE STARTS HERE."
526
00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:23,290
[sniffles]
527
00:21:23,290 --> 00:21:24,190
[gulp]
528
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,980
- WELL, WELL, WELL.
529
00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:33,880
IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS
THE END OF THE LINE FOR YOU,
530
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,980
BOTH LITERALLY
AND FIGURATIVELY.
531
00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:38,530
[laughs]
532
00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:39,810
- WHAT DO I OWE YOU
MONEY FOR?
533
00:21:39,810 --> 00:21:41,120
- WELL, LET'’S SEE.
534
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,150
HOW ABOUT DAMAGED
SOUND EQUIPMENT,
535
00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:46,670
LOST REVENUE,
AND JUST BECAUSE?
536
00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:48,430
- I DON'’T OWE YOU A NICKEL.
537
00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:51,500
- NO, YOU OWE ME
A MILLION NICKELS.
538
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:53,910
ROADIES, IT'’S COLLECTIN'’ TIME!
539
00:21:53,910 --> 00:21:55,500
- COLLECTING TI--?
540
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,880
- [laughing maniacally]
541
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,080
YEAH!
542
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,840
[laughs]
543
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,570
OKAY, BOYS,
OUR WORK HERE IS DONE.
544
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,400
- [sobbing]
545
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,840
WELL, KRUSTY KRAB,
I GUESS...[sniffles]
546
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,150
THIS IS GOOD-BYE.
547
00:22:14,150 --> 00:22:17,020
[groaning]
OH, WHY?
548
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:18,220
WHY?
549
00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:19,810
- DON'’T CRY, MR. KRABS.
550
00:22:19,810 --> 00:22:21,220
HERE, YOU CAN HAVE THE MONEY
551
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,980
FROM GARY'’S COLLEGE FUND
IF IT'’LL...
552
00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:26,120
HELP.
553
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,670
- [groaning]
554
00:22:27,670 --> 00:22:29,530
[crash]
555
00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:30,980
WELL, SPONGEBOB,
556
00:22:30,980 --> 00:22:33,260
YOU READY TO GET BACK
TO DOING WHAT WE DO BEST?
557
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:35,330
- I'’M READY!
558
00:22:35,330 --> 00:22:36,640
- THAT'’S ME BOY.
559
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,400
- HELLO, SIR.
560
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,670
I'’D LIKE TO PURCHASE
THE KRUSTY KRAB RESTAURANT
561
00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:42,290
YOU HAVE IN YOUR W-W--
562
00:22:42,290 --> 00:22:43,460
WHERE IS IT?
563
00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:44,670
- OH, SORRY, SIR.
564
00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:46,600
I JUST SOLD IT
A MINUTE AGO.
565
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,220
BUT WE DO HAVE THIS SLIGHTLY
USED TACO STAND FOR SALE.
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