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[kooky music]
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*
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- [snoring]
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[alarm rings]
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[ringing stops]
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- IT'S QUITTING TIME,
SPONGEBOB.
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GO HOME.
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- HMM.
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- QUIT-TING TIME!
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- [sniffs]
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- GO HOME!
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[watch beeps]
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- OH, MY.
IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.
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SQUIDWARD,
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?
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- [frustrated scream]
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- WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
WITH YOU?
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I CAN'T THROW YOU AWAY.
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[giggles]
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[horn honks]
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BLEH!
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[flies buzzing]
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BUT I DO HAVE TO THROW AWAY
THE TRASH.
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[loud breathing]
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WHAT'S THIS?
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SOMEONE THREW AWAY A BOOK.
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YOU SHOULDN'T
THROW AWAY BOOKS.
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- [growling]
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- [screams]
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- [growls]
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- [teeth chattering]
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[grunts]
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OH, SANDY?
YOU'RE A TRASH MONSTER?
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- HECK, NO.
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I WAS BREAKING A RECORD
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FOR ROOTING AROUND
IN A TRASH BIN.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE
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IN THE GUINNESS O'RIPLEY
ENORMOUS BOOK
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OF CURIOSITIES, ODDITIES,
AND WORLD RECORDS.
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LOOKEE HERE, SPONGEBOB.
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"STARING RECORD: FIVE DAYS."
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"MOST FRIES UP NOSE,
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HOLDING YOUR BREATH."
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- WOW.
- YES, SIREE.
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I SWEAR
BY THE POWER OF TEXAS,
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I'M GOING TO BREAK ALL
THE RECORDS IN THIS HERE BOOK!
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WHAT'S THE NEXT CHALLENGE?
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- LET ME SEE.
OOH.
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"WORLD'S LONGEST TONGUE."
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- WELL, THAT'S EASY.
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[stretching sounds]
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106, 107...
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- HOLD TIGHT, SANDY.
[grunts]
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- 108, 109, 110.
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- THAT'S IT, SANDY.
YOU DID IT.
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- YEEHAW!
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[thud]
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- LET'S SEE--YIKES!
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SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL.
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- IS IT DANGEROUS?
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- YEAH, YOU COULD SAY THAT.
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YOU HAVE TO EAT AS MUCH CHUM
AS YOU CAN.
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- CHUM, HUH?
THAT'S NOT TOO BAD.
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- RAW.
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- RAW?
[gulps]
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- YOU WANT WHAT?
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- ONE ORDER OF CHUM PLEASE.
- RAW.
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- LOOK, I KNOW I'M AN EVIL,
HEARTLESS MASTERMIND,
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BUT NO ONE CAN INGEST RAW CHUM
AND SURVIVE.
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- OH, YEAH?
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WELL, CHARLIE MACKEREL,
THE CURRENT RECORD HOLDER DID.
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- REALLY?
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- FOR 30 SECONDS.
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- WELL, IT'S YOUR FUNERAL.
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[wheels squeaking]
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- OKAY, SANDY.
EAT UP.
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[chum wheezes]
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- UH, SPONGEBOB,
I'VE CHANGED MY--
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[groans]
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[gulps]
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[screams]
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[panting]
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[monstrous grunting]
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WORLD! RECORD!
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[beeping]
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- SANDY, YOU DID IT.
YOU SURVIVED.
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- AH!
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- UH-OH.
HOLD ON, SANDY.
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I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU NEED.
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[inhales]
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A KRABBY PATTY.
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[bell dings]
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[rooster crows]
- [coughs, gasps]
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I DID IT!
I'M ALIVE.
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I CAN'T WAIT
TO SHOW THEM EXPERTS
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THE PICTURES
OF MY RECORD-BREAKING FEATS.
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- OH, NO.
I FORGOT MY CAMERA.
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- WHAT?
SPONGEBOB!
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I NEED PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF
OF MY AMAZING DEEDS.
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- I'LL GO GET THE CAMERA.
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- WELL, HURRY UP.
I'VE GOT RECORD-BREAKING TO DO.
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- OH, MY.
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[robots beeping]
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- GOT YOUR CAMERA?
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- YOU BETCHA.
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- GREAT.
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TAKE A PICTURE OF ME CHUCKING
THIS LAST WOODCHUCK
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TO BREAK THE WOODCHUCK CHUCKING
WORLD RECORD.
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READY, COUSIN EARL?
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- LET HER RIP, DARLIN'!
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- [grunts]
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- [robotic voice]
100 WOODCHUCKS CHUCKED.
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RECORD BROKEN.
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- THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP,
COUSINS.
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[chattering]
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- ANYTIME.
- SEE YOU ALL NEXT CHRISTMAS.
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BYE.
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- WOW, SANDY.
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
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- I'VE DECIDED TO GO ABOUT
THIS SCIENTIFICALLY.
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I FEEL WITH CAREFUL PLANNING
AND PRECISE DELEGATION
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OF APPROPRIATE TASKS,
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I CAN MANAGE
THE SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION
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OF THE MAXIMUM NUMBER
OF RECORDS BROKEN
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IN THE LEAST AMOUNT OF TIME.
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BOOK.
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PICTURE.
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- HERE YOU GO.
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- THANK YOU.
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[giggles]
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SO WHAT'S NEXT?
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OH, YEAH.
"LONGEST TOOTH."
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HOW'S THE CALCIUM INFUSION
GOING?
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IT IS READY, MS. CHEEKS.
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- OUTSTANDING.
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HERE. HOLD THIS.
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[squirts]
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[groans]
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[thud]
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HOW DID I DO?
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- PLEASE HOLD THIS END.
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35 FEET.
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RECORD BROKEN.
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[thud]
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- OUCH.
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[thud]
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- TAKE A PICTURE.
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- SAY, "CHEESE."
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- CHEESE.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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PICTURE.
- HERE YOU GO.
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- THANK YOU.
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NEXT,
"SPICIEST CHILI GARGLE."
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[chili bubbling]
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[gulping]
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[gargling]
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[gulps]
- GOT IT.
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YOU OKAY?
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[stomach rumbling]
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[shouts]
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- [sniffs]
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DO YOU SMELL SOUP?
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- WHAT'S NEXT?
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- "LARGEST RUBBER BAND BALL."
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[rubber band snaps]
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- WHOO-HOO!
WHAT'S NEXT?
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- "MOST COBRAS MILKED."
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- [giggles]
SAY, "CHEESE."
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- CHEESE.
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- [gasps]
NICE SNAKES.
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[choking]
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- NEXT?
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- "MOST WALNUTS IN MOUTH."
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- JUST ONE MORE.
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OH, NO.
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[shouts]
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NEXT!
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- "MOST CHAIN SAWS JUGGLED."
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[chain saws buzzing]
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- OKAY, SHOOT.
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- GOT IT.
SO, UH, HOW DO YOU STOP?
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- WHAT?
- I SAID, "HOW DO YOU STOP?"
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- WHAT?
- HOW DO YOU STOP?
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- WHY, THAT'S EASY.
I JUST...
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[grunts]
STOP.
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THEN RUN LIKE HECK.
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NOT THAT WAY.
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COME ON, SPONGEBOB.
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.
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WE'VE STILL GOT
A TON OF RECORDS TO BREAK.
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OH, YEAH.
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS ONE.
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- I DON'T KNOW, SANDY.
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THIS IS GETTING
KIND OF DANGEROUS.
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- COME ON,
YOU DON'T NEED YOUR HELMET.
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THIS ONE'S OUTSIDE.
FOLLOW ME.
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- OH, MY.
- THERE IT IS.
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THE WORLD'S LARGEST HOUSE
OF CARDS.
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- THAT'S AMAZING.
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GET IN FRONT
SO I CAN TAKE A PICTURE.
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- NAH. LET'S GET A SHOT
FROM THE TOP.
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[elevator bell dings]
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- WHAT THE--?
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OH, HEY.
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IT'S SOLITAIRE.
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I LOVE THIS GAME!
[laughs]
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HEY, I KICK A TOUCHDOWN!
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[cards jingling]
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[both screaming]
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- WHAT'S NEXT?
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- UM, I THINK I SMELL
GARY'S SANDBOX.
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GOT TO GO CLEAN IT.
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NOW.
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I THINK YOU BROKE A RECORD
TODAY, GARY.
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WORLD'S STINKIEST LITTER BOX.
EWW.
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OOH.
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I'M WORRIED ABOUT SANDY.
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SHE'S GOT
RECORD-BREAKING FEVER.
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[Gary meows]
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
SHE DOES NEED MY HELP.
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I MUST STOP THIS MADNESS!
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IT'S ALL THAT BOOK'S FAULT.
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THE BOOK IS EVIL.
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THE BOOK MUST BE DESTROYED!
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[electricity crackles]
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[robot beeping]
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[robotic voice]
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE FIVE?
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I WILL HOLD THE BOOK.
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- THANK NEPTUNE'S GEARS.
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MY WHEELS ARE KILLING ME.
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- HEY! WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
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GET BACK IN LINE.
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I NEED EVERY AVAILABLE ROBOT
FOR THIS ONE.
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MOST ROBOTS BUILT
AND DESTROYED IN A DAY.
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[crushing sounds]
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- 656.
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00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:26,990
[crushing sounds]
657.
235
00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:30,520
OH, THE ARTIFICIAL HUMANITY.
236
00:09:32,490 --> 00:09:34,450
- OH,
NO, YOU DON'T.
237
00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:37,020
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
238
00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:38,520
- [screams]
239
00:09:45,890 --> 00:09:47,090
[bell dings]
240
00:09:47,090 --> 00:09:51,390
- 679. RECORD BROKEN.
- [squealing]
241
00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:52,490
[bell dings]
242
00:09:52,490 --> 00:09:54,450
OKAY. SHUT HER DOWN.
243
00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:56,750
- OH, MY--
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
244
00:09:56,750 --> 00:10:00,990
- MY STOMACH FEELS FUNNY.
- WELL, LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
245
00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:02,990
SPONGEBOB?
- OH, HI, SANDY.
246
00:10:02,990 --> 00:10:04,720
- [groans]
247
00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,290
- SPONGEBOB,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
248
00:10:06,290 --> 00:10:08,720
- I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU
FROM--FROM THIS BOOK.
249
00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:12,120
I'M GOING TO DESTROY IT
BEFORE SOMEONE GETS KILLED.
250
00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,620
I DON'T WANT
TO LOSE YOU, SANDY.
251
00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,250
[crying]
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE YOU!
252
00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:19,020
- OH, DON'T BE SILLY, SPONGEBOB.
I'M DONE WITH THAT BOOK.
253
00:10:19,020 --> 00:10:21,150
I BEAT EVERY RECORD IN HERE.
254
00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:23,690
IN FACT, I'VE INVITED
THE AUTHOR TO VERIFY
255
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:24,690
MY EMINENCE.
256
00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,820
- THANK YOU.
HMM.
257
00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:29,220
YES. OH, MY.
258
00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:31,550
I SEE.
WELL, THEN.
259
00:10:31,550 --> 00:10:34,520
I'M AFRAID YOU'VE BROKEN
NO RECORDS.
260
00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:37,520
both: HUH?
- THIS BOOK IS 30 YEARS OLD.
261
00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,990
THESE RECORDS
WERE BROKEN AGES AGO.
262
00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:43,250
YOU, HOWEVER, HAVE SET
A BRAND-NEW RECORD.
263
00:10:43,250 --> 00:10:47,690
MOST INJURIES SUSTAINED
WHILE HELPING A FRIEND.
264
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,620
- GOOD FOR YOU, SPONGEBOB.
265
00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:51,990
[shatters]
266
00:10:51,990 --> 00:10:54,250
- UM, HOORAY.
267
00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:56,020
- SAY, "CHEESE."
[camera shutter clicks]
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