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Good evening, partners, cattle
rustlers, wranglers, desert rats,
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varmints, hombres,
and all you prospectors
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who futilely comb the hills of
television looking for something of value.
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This is no mirage.
No optical illusion.
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I'm as real as a piece
of motion picture film.
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As authentic as a shadow.
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As for tonight's play,
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I'm afraid I have
disappointing news.
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It will not be
an adult western.
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The plot is not yet
21 years old.
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Unfortunately, we are
not completely out of line,
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for although television
fans demand adult stories,
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their taste in commercials
run to another extreme.
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Allow me to illustrate.
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Hey, boys!
It's me, the Sheriff!
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Tom? Ben?
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Where are you?
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Hi, Sheriff.
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Oh, hello, Ben.
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Must have something mighty
important on your mind
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to be paying us
a visit in this heat.
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You know darn well
why I'm here.
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Yeah, I guess I do.
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After all, it's kind
of an official matter.
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Guess it is.
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Well, now, Sheriff,
I'll tell you,
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you sit right down
here in this new chair
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and make yourself
comfortable while I...
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Hey, it'll hold you all right.
I made it good and strong.
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Made it out of juniper
boughs. Here, wet your whistle.
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This is the last of
that stuff that was sent
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to us by that old
miner three years ago.
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Thanks.
Where's your partner?
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Tom?
Yeah.
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Tom!
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Tom, Sheriff is here.
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I'm coming.
Hold your horses.
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So, you're back again,
Sheriff?
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I guess you know
why I'm here, Tom.
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Yeah. You just had
another powwow with that...
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What do you call it?
Town council?
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Yeah.
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We never made trouble
for anybody.
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Can't figure why anybody would
want to make trouble for us.
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The town council is only trying
to act friendly toward you boys.
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Well, you go back again and
tell them the answer's still no.
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You tell them, you hear?
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Now don't you go blowing off
steam the second I get here.
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Why don't you talk
quiet and easy like Ben?
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I don't feel quiet
and easy inside.
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Inside, I'm just
as riled as Tom.
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Why, we've homesteaded
here a lifetime.
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Digging gold
in this region
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before the oldest member of
the town council was even born!
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When there wasn't
no town at all.
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Just a jail, 12 saloons
and a dance hall.
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Mighty long ago.
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Back in 1892.
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And now a bunch of young, snappy
dressed nincompoops come along and...
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Now, you don't understand.
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The town council is real worried
about you boys and so am I.
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Shucks.
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There ain't nothing to
worry about, is there, Tom?
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No.
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You're not getting
any younger, you know.
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Living out here with no
visible means of support,
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so to speak, and no
one to look after you.
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Look after us? You talk
like we was helpless!
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We've made out all
right here, Sheriff,
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and we aim to keep
making out all right.
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We feel spryer every day!
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We just ain't leaving.
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You don't aim on forcing
us out, Jeff, do you?
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That decision ain't up to me. It's up
to the town council, and they can do it.
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But, Jeff,
they'd listen to you.
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You can tell them they
should let us stay here.
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Look, homesteading is reckoned
by what grows on the land
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or is taken
out of the mine.
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Now, once upon a time,
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you boys mined enough gold to keep
body and soul alive, but not lately.
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Ben and me, we mine enough gold to
pay for grub for us and the mule.
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No town council can call us
paupers or run us off our property.
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But, look, Tom,
it says right in the book...
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Kind of sudden, ain't it?
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You looking up books after
knowing us for 30 years.
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If I could just show the council
that you're farmers of a sort,
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that you grow something
on this land,
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even raise
a scrawny rooster...
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If I could stand up in front
of that council and say,
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"Gentlemen, these two partners are
responsible tillers of the soil. "
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But what can I say
you grow here?
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Sufferin' catfish,
just look at this place!
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Why, even a stubborn juniper refuses
to lift its head in this soil.
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Nothing decent grows without
enough food and water,
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and you ain't got enough
for yourself or the soil.
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We got a rosebush.
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It's thriving.
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Thriving, my foot. You call
this dying weed a rosebush?
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The catalog said
it'd take time to grow.
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Wait and see. It's gonna
have great big red blooms.
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Sure. Like them tomato plants
you tried growing last year?
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You're not very friendly,
throwing them tomatoes in our face.
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Jeff, you go back
to them councilmen.
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Tell them we ain't letting
no town take care of us.
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But you'd have a nice,
clean place to live
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and be with
folks your own age.
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Doggone lot of old fogies lying
around, just waiting to die.
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Playing bridge.
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Steam heat
out of a radiator.
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Toast and hot milk.
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No place for
a man to breathe.
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No looking out and seeing
for miles and miles.
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Nothing like that.
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We'd die quick if we
never saw that again.
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But I tell you, Tom, they
can force you out of here.
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Let them try.
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Don't tempt them.
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We don't need charity.
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And if it's growing things in
this soil that proves our worth,
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tell them to come on up
in a month and we'll...
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We'll...
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Tell them in a month
we'll pick them
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a great big bouquet of
roses off from this bush.
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A great big bouquet
of roses? Yeah.
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Off from that bush?
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Yeah. That would prove that we can
grow things here, wouldn't it, Jeff?
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Sure. That would
prove it. Yeah. Yeah.
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I'll tell them.
Yeah, tell them.
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See you in a month.
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All right. So long.
So long, Jeff.
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Jeff meant well.
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Fools, fools,
every last one of them.
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Now, Tom, don't go
losing your temper again.
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Remember your sciatica.
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We'll fight.
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Even if we have
to fight the Sheriff,
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the town council, and all the
law books in the State of Nevada!
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Yeah, we'll fight.
Yeah.
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We'll fight, Tom.
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But you didn't have to tell
him it would bloom in a month.
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Yeah.
I was fit to be tied.
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Yeah.
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Tom?
Yeah?
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Did you water
the rosebush today?
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Half-rations.
The well's running dry.
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Yeah.
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What we need
is a miracle.
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I reckon we do.
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Yeah.
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What are you cooking?
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What else?
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Rabbit stew again?
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What else?
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Put a little liquor in it
to kill the taste.
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Good idea.
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That can't be a car
way out here, can it?
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Well, if it is,
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it sounds like there's
something wrong with its insides.
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Hello.
Having trouble?
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You guys got a car?
Nope.
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We got a mule, though.
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Yeah. And she's
as old as we are.
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Me, I'm Tom Akins.
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I'm Ben White.
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How'd you ever
get on our road?
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What'd you do? Make the wrong
turn down there off of the highway?
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Yeah. Back at the fork.
I was trying to get to Reno.
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Well, this road
don't go nowhere.
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Ends about
three miles down here.
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My carburetor's on the blink.
The car won't move.
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Come on in. Have a
bite of grub with us.
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You got a drink?
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Sure, we got a drink.
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We never see many folks
out around here.
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Here we are.
Have a drink.
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It's nice having a stranger
come to see us now and then.
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Some palace you got here.
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Boy, a real mansion.
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We like it.
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Oh, I gotta
get out of here.
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You guys ain't got a jalopy?
Maybe a pick-up truck?
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Nope.
Anything on wheels,
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get me from here to Reno.
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Our mule ain't got wheels.
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Hey, is riding a mule
like riding a horse?
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Depends if the mule likes
to be ridden. Our mule don't.
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She's only
broken for packing
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and she ain't biding
no saddle neither.
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How do you coots travel?
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We don't, much.
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Look, if I can get from
here to the nearest town,
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I can hop a bus to Reno.
Now, how do I get to town?
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Try walking.
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How far is
the nearest town?
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Ten miles from Reno.
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How far from here?
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Forty-seven miles.
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Tom and I walk it
in a day and a half.
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With the mule,
it takes two days.
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And Beulah has her own idea
about physical exercise.
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Will you crack the comedy?
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I'm in a hurry! I
gotta get to Reno fast!
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So you said.
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All right, Pops.
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I'll make it worth your while to get
me from here to Reno in good shape.
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Now, that's simple enough,
ain't it?
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Some things that
seem simple just ain't.
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Look, dough. Real dough.
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100 smackers for you.
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Maybe you got
something better to do?
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Matter of fact, we do.
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Yeah.
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We got to feed Beulah and
we got a gold pan to fix.
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And we gotta water
the rosebush in the morning.
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But come morning, we'll be
glad to show you the trail
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and fix you up
with some grub.
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I guess you didn't
hear me right.
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I said 100 bucks.
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We heard you.
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We got a mule and that's
all. We can't help you.
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Pops, you're wrong.
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We're all going
to Reno tonight.
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I ain't gonna stumble around
in that desert by myself, see.
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I'm from back east. I'm not
used to sand and rattlers, see.
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Can't argue with a gun, Tom.
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Now get some food ready.
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And saddle up that mule,
or whatever you do to mules,
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but get started and fast!
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If you aim to kill us,
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that ain't gonna
help you get to Reno.
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You're a little touched in the head
if you think that gun's gonna get us
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where we don't want to go.
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I said, get moving.
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We ain't going.
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I'll show you, you old...
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You shouldn't
have done that.
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Now you know
I mean business.
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But I don't know the
trail to Reno. He does.
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I just wanted him to
know I wasn't fooling.
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He's gonna need
a lot of fixing up
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if he's gonna show
you the way to Reno.
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Where you goin'?
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To get some liniment.
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Stay here.
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I know,
but his cheek is cut bad.
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All right.
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All right, get the liniment. But
don't you give me no rough time, Pop.
248
00:13:12,391 --> 00:13:13,551
I killed
a few people lately,
249
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:16,254
one or two old men
won't make no difference.
250
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,022
We know you're a killer,
all right.
251
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,630
We've seen them before.
252
00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:26,034
Used to be a lot of them
way out west.
253
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,265
Make it snappy.
254
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,670
All right.
255
00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,405
Fix him up quick.
256
00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:38,875
I said, make it snappy.
All right!
257
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:47,353
Tom's cheek is cut bad.
Tom, do you hear me?
258
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,018
Yeah.
259
00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:50,391
Are you all right?
260
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:52,758
I reckon so.
261
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,962
Well, now, just hold still while
I wipe this blood off of your face.
262
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:03,365
Belt, my belt.
Look, see? My belt.
263
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,205
Hurry up.
264
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:06,676
All right.
265
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,212
Ah, there you are!
266
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,909
I guess that'll fix you up so you can
start this fellow on the trail to Reno.
267
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:14,282
Yep. Guess so.
268
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,150
Come on! Come on! Come on!
269
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,280
In a minute.
270
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,984
Just give him a chance
to get his breath.
271
00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,791
My belt.
272
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:44,282
Pour some cold water over
his head. Let's get moving.
273
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,749
I ain't got forever.
274
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,446
I'm gonna give you guys
just one more minute,
275
00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:51,250
then I'm gonna
let you have it.
276
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,766
City fellers just
ain't got no manners.
277
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,175
No wonder this car
wouldn't run any further,
278
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,373
got a couple of bullets
in the motor.
279
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:19,645
Three weeks the police of five
counties have been looking for this car.
280
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:22,152
And for three weeks, it's
been sitting right there.
281
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,813
What made you think
it might be here?
282
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:25,322
Elimination.
283
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:28,451
We've looked every place
but this old road.
284
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,222
Think he's hiding out here?
285
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,287
Maybe. But where?
286
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:34,923
The cabin?
287
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,900
Then where are the boys?
288
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,732
And their mule's not here.
289
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:43,605
Do you think he might have forced them to
lead him out of here and then killed them?
290
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,669
Well, I hate to admit it,
but it has crossed my mind.
291
00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:49,873
They're getting
pretty well on in years.
292
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,179
Easy pickings for
a killer like that.
293
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:53,843
Let's hope we're wrong.
294
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:56,683
Sheriff, take a squint!
295
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,518
Can you bake an apple pie
296
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,558
Billy boy, Billy boy?
297
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,026
Can you bake an apple pie,
Billy boy?
298
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,461
I can bake an apple pie
as quick as I can wink my eye
299
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,998
Hi, Sheriff.
300
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,124
Greetings, Sheriff!
301
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,499
Howdy, boys. You don't know
how glad I am to see you.
302
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:13,401
You know my deputy here.
Sure.
303
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,769
Hiya, Tex.
304
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,832
Hello. We've been worried.
305
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,571
Thought maybe you might
have got yourselves killed
306
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,772
out there on the
desert somewhere.
307
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,246
Why us?
308
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,407
That.
309
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,041
Oh. The car?
310
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:28,552
Meant to ask you about
that when we met next.
311
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,520
Funny thing
about that car.
312
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:33,319
He never did come
back for it, that feller.
313
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:36,293
Nice car. Probably
worth a few dollars.
314
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,825
Where did he go, boys?
315
00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:41,092
Don't know.
Just come and went.
316
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,691
Didn't even get his
name or know who he was.
317
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,465
He just said his car broke
down and he had to get to Reno.
318
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:47,527
So he went.
319
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:48,630
Him?
Yeah.
320
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,174
Walking? A city feller?
321
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:53,609
All the way from up here
to Reno? Almost 50 miles?
322
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,147
He might've went down to the
highway and caught a ride.
323
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,807
Nope. Didn't.
324
00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,043
You been hunting for him?
325
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:00,676
Three weeks.
326
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,516
Well, what do you know?
327
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:06,615
No, he didn't go back down to the
highway. Had every car checked through.
328
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,716
Who was he, Sheriff?
329
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:10,694
We had a funny feeling that he
wasn't somebody to argue with.
330
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:11,957
You were right.
331
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,262
He was wanted for everything
in the book, including murder.
332
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:18,963
What? And to think he sat
with us and ate our grub.
333
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,505
And he was real pleasant.
334
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,938
The California boys chased
him all the way to the border.
335
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:25,636
And somebody put a bullet in
his car at the last roadblock.
336
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,736
It's a wonder he was able
to drive off of the highway
337
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,043
and get down here
to your place.
338
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:32,208
And he told us
it was his carburetor.
339
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,013
And we believed him.
340
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,883
Real tough hombre, eh?
341
00:17:35,954 --> 00:17:38,252
He'll be held for two murders
when they do catch him.
342
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,813
Oh, he'll be caught,
all right,
343
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,019
a criminal
that dangerous.
344
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:43,994
Dangerous?
That youngster?
345
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,056
Yep. He's got a finger in almost
every dirty racket on the coast.
346
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,695
He's a real killer,
all right.
347
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,634
Boys, is there something
you're not telling me?
348
00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:56,731
No.
349
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,738
Are you sure
he's not around here?
350
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:04,476
Would a killer like him let two
old men like us leave the cabin?
351
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,609
Up to the mines
with Beulah?
352
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,084
Why, sure he would
have, if he thought
353
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:11,213
you were scared enough
to keep your mouth shut.
354
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:19,126
I'll soon find out if he's
got you boys buffaloed.
355
00:18:27,072 --> 00:18:29,540
Come on out.
We've got you covered.
356
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:53,092
We told you he wouldn't take
a chance letting us get away.
357
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:56,591
Then how does a tenderfoot
like him from New York
358
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:59,569
decide to take a two-day
hike across the desert?
359
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:01,838
We gave him good directions.
360
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,137
Sure.
They must've been real good.
361
00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:05,574
Oh, yeah.
362
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,072
Oh, well. We'll let
Reno look for him now.
363
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,949
Mmm. Well, I'd better ride back
to town. You coming, Sheriff?
364
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,008
No. Not yet, Tex.
365
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,112
I got a little business
here with the boys.
366
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:20,158
All right. So long.
367
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,090
So long, Tex.
So long.
368
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:29,766
There's talk in town of the
council getting out a warrant
369
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:32,269
to force you boys
out of this place.
370
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:33,497
A warrant?
371
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:36,803
Yep. Tomorrow,
you'll be out of here.
372
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,539
Now, look,
you cantankerous old goats,
373
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:43,342
ain't you got sense enough
to know when you're licked?
374
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:48,211
Now, they've got that place
all fixed up for you down below.
375
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,619
You can still
be your own boss,
376
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,714
get decent food
three times a day,
377
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,555
and be near a doctor
in case you need him.
378
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:58,528
What would you do around here
if something did go wrong?
379
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:02,889
Why, when I think of that
gangster being around here,
380
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,697
he could have
filled you full of holes
381
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,500
and both of you as helpless
as a couple of babies.
382
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:12,899
Now... Now that's what I mean.
Look at your face, Tom.
383
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,342
What have you been a-doing?
A-using your head for a pickaxe?
384
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:19,282
I... I tripped over a rock.
385
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,545
Yeah.
Mmm.
386
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:21,745
Well, whatever it was,
387
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,345
it should have been fixed
up by a doctor days ago
388
00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:25,913
from the looks of it.
389
00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:27,390
Tripped over a rock,
huh?
390
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:28,756
Oh, yeah, yeah.
391
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,954
You mean you and
Ben been fighting?
392
00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:32,428
At your age.
393
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,898
Oh, there ain't no use
going over the past, Jeff.
394
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,732
The main thing is, you
kind of made us a promise.
395
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:42,533
You said if we could prove to the
council that we could grow something...
396
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:45,042
Oh, that. Sure.
397
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,843
End of the month
you did say
398
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:51,747
you'd have a great, big bouquet of
roses to show the council, didn't you?
399
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,478
Big bouquet, yes.
400
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,850
Sure. That's what
I thought you said.
401
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,446
You've always been a
man of your word, Jeff.
402
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:01,185
We got a present
for you over here.
403
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,997
Why, it's a miracle.
404
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,040
Should we cut the
roses for you now, Jeff?
405
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,166
No.
406
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:20,006
I'll... I'll get the chairman
of the town council
407
00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:22,137
out here tomorrow
to look at this.
408
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:26,173
Could be I could talk him into
letting you boys stay on here now.
409
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:34,320
Well, I'll be doggone.
410
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:37,658
It's a miracle. That's
what it is, a miracle.
411
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:43,029
He's a nice fellow.
412
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,599
Hated to lie to Jeff.
413
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:50,805
It wasn't no lie, really. Fella
did say he had to get to Reno.
414
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,974
We just didn't tell the Sheriff
that instead, he stayed here.
415
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:05,146
Do you think they grow roses
that big back where he come from?
416
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:09,053
Could be.
417
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:31,674
Requests are pouring in from
garden clubs across the country
418
00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:36,483
for details of Ben and Tom's
method of desert reclamation.
419
00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:39,686
Directions
are as follows.
420
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:43,455
For best results,
select a sunny spot
421
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,725
and place the body
in a shallow grave,
422
00:22:46,798 --> 00:22:49,824
six to ten inches
below your plants.
423
00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:55,295
Water frequently and watch out
for garden pests and the police.
424
00:22:55,741 --> 00:23:00,405
As for Tom and Ben, they soon
ran out of desperate criminals
425
00:23:00,479 --> 00:23:04,176
and began planting
innocent passers-by.
426
00:23:04,249 --> 00:23:06,046
They are now in prison,
427
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:09,485
after first donating their
property to the government
428
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:11,454
as a national cemetery.
429
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:17,518
We have a one-minute film now, after
which I shall meet you at the pass.
430
00:23:24,002 --> 00:23:28,268
And now, the time has come for
me to ride off into the sunset.
431
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:30,865
I shall return next week.
432
00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:35,072
Until then,
so long, partners.
433
00:23:40,014 --> 00:23:43,014
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