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Come on, come on.
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There! Head for that lighthouse,
noble reindeer.
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Evening, Sants!
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Thanks, Bill!
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Whoa!
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We made it! The last town in England.
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Nearly home.
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Oh, no. I thought getting here
was the hard part,
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{\an8}but it turns out we've got
a town full of problems,
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and it's going to take a big man
with a big beard to solve them.
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Hmm!
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Yes, that handsome fellow
in the red onesie is me, Santa Claus.
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And tonight has been a blizzard of bother.
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Down to one reindeer
and the worst storm in history.
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- But that wasn't going to stop me.
- Hup!
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Christmas in Wellington-on-Sea
sure needed a giant sackful of fixing.
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Ooh!
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You're about to hear the tale
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of one of the most challenging nights
of my long career.
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Looking back,
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I think it all started going wrong
with the school Christmas play,
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December 22nd, 4:00 p.m.
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Wrap up warm
and get ready for That Christmas.
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And here are our unfortunate heroes.
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There's the new kid in town, Danny.
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Trying hard not to be seen.
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Well, except by the love of his life,
Anxious Sam.
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Oh. Have you seen my sister?
She's supposed to play Joseph.
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Uh... no.
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And finally, our local rebel, Bernadette.
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Okay, kids. Time to unleash
your brilliance on the world.
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A free-spirited force of nature
and director of the show.
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Perfect. Gorgeous.
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Three minutes to curtain.
Do not disappoint me.
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Oh, Charlie. Where are you?
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Don't worry, Sam, she'll show up.
We've got loads of time.
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If she doesn't, you can do her part.
Here, start warming up.
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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You wrote it. You know the lines
and you're identical twins.
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So, from a DNA perspective,
you're basically interchangeable.
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No. Wait, Bernadette. In fact,
Charlie and I are actually very different.
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- Year Threes.
- Bernie, I...
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Two minutes to curtain.
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Yes, Ms. Trapper.
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Psst. Psst!
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Danny!
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Where's Dad?
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Hey, new boy.
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What are you supposed to be?
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Yeah, what are you?
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I'm a chickpea.
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Then why do you look like a big potato?
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Uh, well...
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Thirty seconds to go.
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Okay. This is getting a bit serious now.
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Has anyone seen Charlie?
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Anyone?
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Thanks for joining us, Charlie.
Show time.
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Let's light this candle.
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Charlie, where have you been?
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I decided my character has a beard.
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Is that dog's hair?
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Might be.
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Trust me, sis, it's gonna be a triumph.
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Samantha. Bernadette.
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You're on. God help us all.
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Absolutely love school plays.
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Said nobody, ever.
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Start the Kissmass play!
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Woohoo!
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Children in costumes
they can barely see out of
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and a steep drop,
what could possibly go wrong?
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- Jesus...
- Oh, God.
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...was a cool dude.
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A beard, long hair, into woodwork.
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A hipster, basically.
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He wouldn't have wanted us to do
the same boring Christmas story
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year after year, right, parents?
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- Uh...
- Huh?
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Exactly.
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He'd want a strictly vegetarian,
multi-cultural fun fest
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with lots of pop songs
and stuff about climate change,
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written by our resident genius, Sam.
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- Over to you.
- Uh, yes.
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I thought it might be
a good idea to change things...
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- Oh, uh... Great speech, Sam.
- Right.
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Strap in, shape up and gird those loins
for The Three Wise Women!
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Hit it, Mrs. Beccles.
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Off we go, Sam. Yeah!
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Harry.
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Curtain up.
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Oh!
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After a very long journey on foot
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because obviously
we don't approve of flying,
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we've at last arrived in Bethlehem.
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Finally.
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We must find somewhere to stay
because my wife Mary is pregnant...
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Oh no!
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Oh...
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...with a large watermelon.
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Charlie!
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Quality improv.
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♪ Happy birthday, Jesus
Happy birthday, Jesus ♪
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♪ Happy birthday
Happy birthday, Jesus ♪
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There, follow that star!
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Whoo! Whoa! Yeouch!
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We used to be shepherds
but now we're organic vegetable farmers.
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We've come to see Jesus
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with our flock of broccoli,
sweetcorn, aubergines...
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- Hi, Mum.
- ...and a chickpea.
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And a chickpea!
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Chickpea.
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...who looks a bit like a potato.
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♪ Papa don't preach
I've been losing sleep ♪
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♪ But I've made up my mind
I'm keeping my baby ♪
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Oh dear.
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♪ She's going to keep her baby. ♪
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- Oh, no...
- Oh!
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Oops.
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- Nice one, Teddy.
- Silence!
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Change quietly then join your parents.
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Yes, Ms. Trapper.
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Tomorrow, sanity will return
and we will celebrate term's end
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with quadruple algebra
and a lice inspection.
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Huh.
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Now, move!
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Bye!
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Well done, new kid. Nice potato.
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Uh... I...
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- Bye, Teddy.
- Oh, never mind.
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Move up, move up.
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- Hey guys, did you like the show?
- I absolutely loved it.
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Sweet. All of it?
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Well...
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I wasn't completely sure
about all the story changes, Bernie.
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Oh.
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Yeah, and some of the dialogue
was a bit... modern.
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That was the whole point.
What about the jokes?
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I don't think Jesus and jokes
go together, dear.
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So, let's get this clear.
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You liked everything
except the story, dialogue and the jokes?
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That only leaves the title.
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Oh, yes. Hated the title.
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Ugh.
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Clearly the Christmas revolution
is going to have to wait, Evie.
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Oh. Steady on, Basil.
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Come on, keep up, tortoises.
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Charlie was so late.
I've never been more terrified.
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Yes, you have.
You're frightened of everything.
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Am not.
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Climate change, bee extinction,
bees full stop. Thursdays.
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Me doing something naughty
and getting caught.
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Me doing something naughty
and not getting caught.
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Clowns. Safety pins. Unsafe pins.
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Did I miss anything?
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Infinity. There's just so much of it.
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I rest my case!
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Watch out, there's a big...
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Charlie!
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It's a very lovely town,
Wellington.
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One of my favorites in all of England.
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A seaside world of bicycles,
bumpy bridges, bad driving...
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Into the hairpin...
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...sparkly streets
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and a boatload
of wonderful Christmas traditions
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{\an8}organized by my old pal,
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Lighthouse Bill.
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Looking good, chaps!
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Everyone very keen on Christmas...
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Evening, McNutts!
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...and I mean everyone.
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Ah, at last.
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Okay, neighbors, abandon chariot.
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I'm never setting foot
in this wretched sardine can again.
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Shh, Harry.
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Thanks, Driver McNutt.
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My pleasure, kids.
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Last school run tomorrow
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then after my delightful
sister's wedding,
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the Barn Family Christmas bonanza begins.
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Best Christmas ever!
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- See you tomorrow! Bye!
- Same Christmas, always.
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Hi, Mum.
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Mum?
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{\an8}Hi Danny, fab chickpea acting!
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{\an8}Sorry I had to leave.
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How'd it go?
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Well, it would have been better
if Dad had turned up.
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And if the most beautiful
and cleverest girl on Earth
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hadn't totally ignored me.
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It was a disaster.
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Ah, that's nice.
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My shift ends at midnight.
Dinner's in the oven...
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Overcooked brown slop. You're welcome!
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Thanks, Mum.
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Love you, little slug.
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And one day she will too.
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Last one to the top is a rotten egg.
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Charlie, be careful.
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I'm not racing.
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I just want to be in bed by nine.
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You can't catch me! Boo!
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I win again.
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Is there nothing I'm not good at?
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Yes.
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Being good.
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Don't you think you should tidy
those things up before Santa comes?
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Oh, found it.
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Wow.
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- Those are new.
- Yep.
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Just dropping a hint for Santa.
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I like those shiny guitars too.
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In fact, it's top of my wish list.
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Those are not "shiny guitars".
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They are Single Cone National Resonators.
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And there you go.
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"Santa, gimme or else..."
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Or else what?
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Or else I'll catch him in a sack
and I'll shave off his beard.
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You can't blackmail Santa, Charlie.
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Oh, don't stress, Samski.
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The fat present dispenser gets me.
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Oh, look.
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It really is snowing now.
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Wow, so pretty.
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Yeah. Pretty big fun in store.
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With you, Charlie,
big fun always means big trouble.
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- Oh, no.
- What?
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Don't tell me
that was Buddy's hair in your beard?
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Come on! You're all wet and cold.
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Maybe.
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Seriously. If you do
one more naughty thing,
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Santa won't leave you any presents at all
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and then it'll be
the worst Christmas ever.
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Right. So you get the picture.
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Christmas was knocking
on Wellington's front door.
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{\an8}And everything was about to get
a lot more complicated.
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Blimey.
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Snow can be a very mixed blessing.
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Wow.
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Snow day?
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School's closed!
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- Yeah!
- Death to Trapper's terrible test! Ow!
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- Nice.
- Ugh. Not happening.
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Morning, darling.
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Don't say it.
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Absolutely love snow day!
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- And you said it.
- Snow day!
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- Let the snowball fight-ageddon begin.
- Yay!
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Holy-flipping-moly!
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What am I gonna do?
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Snow day!
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{\an8}Snow day!
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- Oh, my gosh, did you...? Wow.
- Ooh.
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Late, late, late.
Good morning! I can't believe I'm so late!
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Good luck at school today, Danno.
And don't you be late!
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I won't.
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Wow. Look at that.
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That's some serious snow.
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Thanks for the tea and toast, eh.
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You're welcome.
You were late last night. Hot date?
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Yes, with a 78-year-old on a bed pan.
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00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,167
Speaking of hot dates,
264
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,292
how's the Sam Romance Campaign going?
265
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:04,458
There's no campaign, Mum.
It's been six months.
266
00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:08,417
I'm still the invisible new boy.
Except to Terrifying Ms. Trapper I'm not.
267
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:10,167
Well, if love was easy
268
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,042
your father wouldn't have run off
with his 25-year-old dental nurse.
269
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:16,042
Mum. Don't be like that
when he comes back, okay?
270
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,542
I just want a fun Christmas.
Like we used to have.
271
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,375
I know, sweetheart. But you know what?
272
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:23,042
It's only a matter of time
before you sweep Sam off her feet
273
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:25,542
and blaze off into the sunset
on your monster truck.
274
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:27,792
Plenty of holes in that plan.
275
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:32,125
Not a big girl sweeper-upper
and total lack of truck.
276
00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,833
Well, insignificant details.
277
00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:37,375
I'm shy, she's anxious. It's hopeless.
278
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:46,167
Whew.
279
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,833
Everyone, come on out!
280
00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:50,042
Wait for me!
281
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,083
Coming!
282
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:55,042
Yeouch!
283
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:01,708
Look what an angel I am.
284
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,917
Wow. Snow day.
285
00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:23,417
Not so fast, Williams.
286
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,500
Hello, Ms. Trapper.
287
00:15:26,583 --> 00:15:28,417
Hello, Williams.
288
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,958
There's no one here.
289
00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:32,292
Indeed.
290
00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,667
I'd better go then.
291
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,083
- Unless you don't.
- Sorry?
292
00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:40,208
I assume you're here
because your mother went to work early
293
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,792
and didn't receive the message.
294
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:45,208
So, you are free
to catch up on your studies.
295
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:47,167
Well... Maybe.
296
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,417
Let me remind you
of your current scholastic status.
297
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,333
Chemistry, 15th out of 16.
298
00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:56,750
Maths, 16th out of 16.
299
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,083
Want me to continue?
300
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,208
Not really.
301
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,333
Very wise. Inside please, Master Williams.
302
00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:05,458
I'm going to get you!
303
00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:07,125
- This means war!
- Teddy, duck!
304
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:08,708
- Oof.
- Oh!
305
00:16:08,792 --> 00:16:10,000
Right in the pie-hole.
306
00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:11,625
Revenge!
307
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:13,125
Throw me, Bernie!
308
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:17,417
Are we at all worried about leaving
poor Bernie with all our little monsters
309
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:18,893
when we go to the wedding tomorrow?
310
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:21,583
A bit, but... No.
311
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:24,542
She's pretty much an adult now
and she can be very responsible.
312
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:27,208
Parent attack!
313
00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:29,000
- Sometimes.
- Ha!
314
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:31,167
Mm. I have my doubts.
315
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:32,958
She will get distracted by Netflix
316
00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:35,375
and let the little ones start fires...
317
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,417
- Indoors.
- Oh.
318
00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:42,708
So, 2x squared minus 5y plus 7y is...
319
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:46,458
{\an8}...Henry VIII's fifth wife
who was executed because she...
320
00:16:46,542 --> 00:16:48,833
...mixed acid with alkaline and then...
321
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:53,667
...defined space-time singularities
in her native Sanskrit.
322
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:55,167
Williams?
323
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:56,667
Williams!
324
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,042
Were you sleeping, Williams?
325
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,083
Uh, concentrating, Miss.
326
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:02,417
With your eyes closed?
327
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,375
Well, that's my most intense
kind of concentration.
328
00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:10,917
Take ten minutes outside.
329
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:14,875
Maybe the extreme cold
will cryogenically reanimate your brain.
330
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,250
Charlie, what are you doing?
331
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:30,792
Shh... Here she comes.
You're going to love this.
332
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,792
You stupid dog.
Just wait until I get you inside.
333
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,292
Now watch.
334
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:38,333
You're a stubborn old fusspot.
I don't know why I put up with you.
335
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:47,351
Where are my keys?
336
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,667
My feet are freezin'!
337
00:17:57,917 --> 00:18:00,167
Ugh... Oh! No!
338
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,667
Well done. Buddy never gets a treat.
339
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,292
Wait for it.
340
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:07,625
Leave that alone, you wretched dog! Oh!
341
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,375
Help, I've been murdered!
342
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:14,208
Yes! Bullseye! Yes, yes!
343
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:16,125
Charlotte Beccles!
344
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,208
Hmm?
345
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:42,583
If you had been concentrating
on your physics lessons, Williams,
346
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:45,125
you would know
that if an object of greater mass
347
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,583
is placed upon one of less great mass,
you get mush.
348
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:54,083
You need to make the lower snowball
larger than the upper one.
349
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,708
Simple Newtonian mechanics.
350
00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:57,875
It was bigger.
351
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:00,333
But then a bit fell off.
352
00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:01,458
Nonsense.
353
00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:03,583
Do I have to teach
you children everything?
354
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,375
Watch and learn.
355
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,583
And one.
356
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:17,917
Oof.
357
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:19,417
Two.
358
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,500
Three.
359
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,208
Four.
360
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,542
Five. Six.
361
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:31,958
Seven.
362
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:36,375
And that is how you make a snowman.
363
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,500
Oh.
364
00:19:40,042 --> 00:19:41,833
Were you paying attention, Williams?
365
00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:43,042
Uhm, yes.
366
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,917
Then make him a wife.
367
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Uh...
368
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,417
Not bad.
369
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,833
Oh.
370
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:12,625
Oh, for goodness sake.
Now, time for physics.
371
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:14,708
Yes, Miss.
372
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:21,708
Or you could do more practical physics
373
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:24,458
and build this gentleman
and his slightly wonky wife
374
00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:25,375
somewhere to live.
375
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,792
What do you think, Williams?
376
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:33,667
She just happened to be standing
under the wrong tree at the wrong time.
377
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,292
It was a tragic mistake.
378
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,000
Was it a mistake?
379
00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:41,583
Well... quite a lucky tragic mistake.
380
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:43,000
Charlie.
381
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:46,292
Right. I think that's quite enough
snow day for you two.
382
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,708
Let's just have
an hour of reading, shall we?
383
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,375
Oh!
384
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,167
Oh!
385
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,250
I...
386
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:08,250
♪ He's making a list
He's checking it twice ♪
387
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:13,333
♪ He's gonna find out
Who's naughty or nice ♪
388
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:14,458
Very subtle, Mum.
389
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:18,667
♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪
390
00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:22,833
♪ To town ♪
391
00:21:30,292 --> 00:21:32,125
She is so doomed.
392
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,583
Come on, Evie.
393
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,208
- Kids, mince pies on the table!
- Bernie, piggy-back.
394
00:21:36,292 --> 00:21:37,750
Oh, mince pies!
395
00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:39,250
Abandon ship!
396
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,208
If only we could run the world,
397
00:21:41,292 --> 00:21:43,333
it would be so much more fun.
Don't you think, Evie?
398
00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:45,458
- Yes! Much more fun!
- Wait for me guys, wait!
399
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,500
Yeouch! Come on!
400
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:04,875
Voilà! Simple Newton mechanics.
401
00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:09,125
Well, yes, I-I think that's satisfactory.
402
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:12,167
You've turned out to be
not so much of a dullard as you seem.
403
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,708
And that is the bell.
404
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,125
Pack up and home, Williams.
405
00:22:17,208 --> 00:22:19,500
Oh. Already. Okay.
406
00:22:20,042 --> 00:22:22,708
That was the most fun
I've had at school ever!
407
00:22:22,792 --> 00:22:24,250
Can I just ask?
408
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,583
Where did you get so good at snow?
409
00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:29,708
No. You may not. Off you go.
410
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,042
Ah, poor Danny.
411
00:22:42,125 --> 00:22:45,333
It's hard making new friends
sometimes, isn't it?
412
00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:46,833
Wait for me, guys.
413
00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:52,625
I always think that Christmas is a bit
like an emotional magnifying glass.
414
00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:56,167
If you feel loved and happy,
Christmas will make you feel
415
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:58,625
even happier and more loved.
416
00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:05,125
But if you feel alone and unloved,
the magnifier gets to work
417
00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:09,000
and makes all those bad things
bigger and worse.
418
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:16,875
And the last thing anyone needs
is a blizzard making things even trickier.
419
00:23:24,042 --> 00:23:26,434
See, I told you the storm
would be over by the time we leave.
420
00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:28,167
Look, it's clearing up.
421
00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:29,083
Tragically.
422
00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:31,708
Right, Bernadette, you're in charge.
423
00:23:31,792 --> 00:23:34,583
Great. More whooping it up, people.
424
00:23:34,667 --> 00:23:38,250
After you've done all the things
on the Christmas Eve to do list.
425
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:41,125
Okay.
426
00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:43,167
So it's going to be exactly
the same as always?
427
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:45,250
Of course. All the traditions.
428
00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:48,833
Turkey lunch, lovely old Christmas film,
lovely Christmas walk.
429
00:23:48,917 --> 00:23:51,750
Absolutely love the tradition
of traditional traditions.
430
00:23:51,833 --> 00:23:53,708
Everyone does.
431
00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:55,750
But do they? Completely sure about that?
432
00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:57,458
Well yes, I think we are.
433
00:23:57,542 --> 00:24:00,167
When did you start wanting
to change Christmas, Bernie?
434
00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:01,958
When I stopped being six, Mum.
435
00:24:02,042 --> 00:24:05,833
Okay, well, be that as it may,
just get the jobs done. That's your job.
436
00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:08,042
Get the job done, Bernie.
437
00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,042
Then wonderful Christmas begins
438
00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:12,208
the moment we're back.
439
00:24:12,292 --> 00:24:13,292
Oh.
440
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,458
Oh, sorry. I thought...
I thought we were all going to whoop.
441
00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:18,708
Oh, no. I never whoop.
442
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,667
Bye-bye.
443
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:21,750
Bye, kids!
444
00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:24,000
- Bye, Dad!
- Have a nice night!
445
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,875
Well, at least we have
eight parent-free hours.
446
00:24:26,958 --> 00:24:29,500
Yes! Eight kid-free hours!
447
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:31,333
Absolutely love kids.
448
00:24:31,417 --> 00:24:34,167
But it's nice to get away
from them sometimes.
449
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,500
- Huh?
- Whoa.
450
00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:37,458
Aww.
451
00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:41,000
Nice try, Eve McQueen,
my little escape artist.
452
00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,125
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
453
00:24:43,208 --> 00:24:44,500
Bye again...
454
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,417
Okay, fellow inmates,
455
00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:49,000
the prison sentence starts
with a long list.
456
00:24:49,083 --> 00:24:50,917
Yeouch.
457
00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,083
Absolutely love ferries.
458
00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:59,917
It's like a boat
giving a car a piggy back.
459
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,125
You love paperclips.
460
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,292
Oh, yeah, I really love paperclips.
461
00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:05,708
The Rolls Royce
of holding things together.
462
00:25:05,792 --> 00:25:09,958
Is it just me or are those
very dark clouds on the horizon?
463
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:11,458
Hmm.
464
00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:14,768
{\an8}In breaking news,
465
00:25:14,792 --> 00:25:18,250
{\an8}if you thought the snow was over,
you were wrong.
466
00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,208
Here comes The Big Blizzard Two.
467
00:25:20,292 --> 00:25:22,917
The sequel is heading south
468
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,875
and it's definitely getting worse!
469
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,750
Oh yes, I suppose so. Okay, yes.
470
00:25:28,833 --> 00:25:29,917
I know.
471
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,375
All right, well good luck.
And thank you, Angie.
472
00:25:33,458 --> 00:25:35,625
Right, we have a major situation.
473
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:36,542
What? What is it?
474
00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:37,792
The snow has cut off the town
475
00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:39,684
and the butcher
didn't get his Christmas delivery,
476
00:25:39,708 --> 00:25:42,708
and that means Farmer Yirrell
is the only one with fresh turkeys so...
477
00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:46,792
No. Yirrell is the worst.
He's a truly terrible turkey torturer.
478
00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:49,167
And he used to call me names at school.
479
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:51,875
Nevertheless, we can't
have Christmas without a turkey.
480
00:25:51,958 --> 00:25:53,417
Why not? They deserve to live.
481
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,625
Because without turkeys,
it just wouldn't be Christmas.
482
00:25:56,708 --> 00:26:00,042
Can't we celebrate without a turkey?
We can make an aubergine or...
483
00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:03,000
Charlie! Charlie, my lovely girl.
484
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,333
It's time to go.
485
00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:06,833
Oh.
486
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,875
Come on. Get a wiggle on.
487
00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:12,333
Oh, shame.
488
00:26:12,417 --> 00:26:13,625
What?
489
00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,917
Ho-ho! Well, well, well, here they come.
490
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,792
Here they darn well come.
491
00:26:19,875 --> 00:26:23,000
Time to turn meat into money.
492
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:26,250
Easy now, there's turkeys for everyone.
493
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:28,958
Someone should do something
about this hellhole.
494
00:26:29,042 --> 00:26:30,583
They really should.
495
00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:34,125
Just as a matter of interest, Mr. Yirrell,
what are you charging?
496
00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:37,500
Oh, you know me, Specky-Beccles.
497
00:26:37,583 --> 00:26:39,250
Only double the normal price.
498
00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:41,625
- Double?
- For the small ones, yeah.
499
00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:43,000
Triple for the chunkadunks,
500
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:46,500
on account of the recent fluctuation
in market conditions.
501
00:26:46,583 --> 00:26:47,601
Is that legal?
502
00:26:47,625 --> 00:26:49,125
Thing is, we need the turkey.
503
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,042
Cash payments only. I will be donating...
504
00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:54,208
...all of the profits to myself.
505
00:26:58,542 --> 00:26:59,417
Don't call me that.
506
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:00,542
Charlie.
507
00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:02,833
Do you have enough change?
508
00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:07,750
Come to mama.
509
00:27:07,833 --> 00:27:09,958
Places, please.
No fighting, folks,
510
00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:11,768
or I'll get out me cattle prod.
511
00:27:11,792 --> 00:27:13,500
Yes!
512
00:27:15,417 --> 00:27:19,667
- Oh, no.
- Oh, Charlie, what are you doing?
513
00:27:20,917 --> 00:27:23,792
Let us view the merchandise, shall we?
514
00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:25,167
- Mr. Yirrell, uh...
- Huh?
515
00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:29,875
I don't want to delay you,
but are those t-turkeys free range?
516
00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:34,375
Well, yes, they're free to range
all around their... cage. Yeah.
517
00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:37,000
- And, um... corn fed?
- Eh?
518
00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:41,625
Well, no, not all corn fed more... mud fed.
519
00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:44,167
Move. Move you daft blobs. Move.
520
00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,833
Right, no more questions
from the irritating child.
521
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,375
Behind this door are proper birds...
522
00:27:51,458 --> 00:27:54,542
Come on. Come on. Come on.
523
00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:56,958
No!
524
00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:59,082
Back off. Back off. Back off.
525
00:27:59,917 --> 00:28:04,792
Ladies and gentlemen, juicy and jolly,
Yirrell's finest.
526
00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,542
It's turkey time!
527
00:28:07,625 --> 00:28:09,000
Eh? Whoa!
528
00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:11,625
Ooh, grab one!
529
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,167
Gotcha! Oof!
530
00:28:20,042 --> 00:28:23,917
Why do bad things always happen
to good people?
531
00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:28,667
Charlie, you've ruined
Christmas lunch for everyone.
532
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:31,583
Except the turkeys.
I imagine this rather made their day.
533
00:28:31,667 --> 00:28:33,625
Well, yes, nice for the turkeys,
534
00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:35,917
but Santa's now definitely
not coming to you.
535
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,958
And can't you see
that spoils everything for me as well
536
00:28:39,042 --> 00:28:42,042
because... because it spoils it for you.
537
00:28:46,583 --> 00:28:47,708
And there we go.
538
00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:49,708
A Christmas custard
for when Dad gets here.
539
00:28:49,792 --> 00:28:51,458
Wow. White slop.
540
00:28:51,542 --> 00:28:54,542
Exactly. With extra slop on top.
541
00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:57,292
Now look, love, I really have to run.
542
00:28:57,375 --> 00:29:00,458
I know it's Christmas Eve but you and
your Dad will have so much fun together.
543
00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:01,917
He'll be here in an hour.
544
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,417
I bet with more presents than Santa.
See ya.
545
00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:08,458
Oh. Don't forget the shopping list.
546
00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:09,750
Huh?
547
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,726
You could get
a little gift for your dad
548
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:14,333
at the Beccles shop.
549
00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:16,542
Where Sam Beccles lives...
550
00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,833
Huh.
551
00:29:18,917 --> 00:29:21,083
{\an8}It's getting worse, careful down there.
552
00:29:21,167 --> 00:29:23,208
Don't bother rolling it up,
just get it down.
553
00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:24,375
Whoa!
554
00:29:24,458 --> 00:29:26,667
So long, Singalong.
555
00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:29,500
Happy Christmas. Uh...
556
00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:32,250
No. Happy X-mas Eve, Sammo.
557
00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,542
Merry Christmas, Sam.
558
00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:37,167
Sam? Come on, love.
559
00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,208
- Thank you.
- Oh. Hi, Danny.
560
00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:43,250
Uh... Yes. Danny... That's right.
561
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:46,458
Hi, Sam. Fancy seeing you here.
562
00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:48,208
I live here.
563
00:29:48,292 --> 00:29:51,458
Uh... Yes. Right. Of course.
564
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,542
I knew that.
565
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,375
Um...
566
00:29:55,458 --> 00:29:57,333
Just doing some last minute shopping.
567
00:29:58,125 --> 00:29:59,125
Uh...
568
00:29:59,542 --> 00:30:01,500
Or would be, if you weren't shutting.
569
00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:02,667
Sorry.
570
00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:04,708
- Nobody's out because of the...
- Blizzard?
571
00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:08,625
I was going to say "rapidly evolving
climate change disaster."
572
00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:11,542
Yes. Climat-astrophe.
573
00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:14,250
Um...
574
00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:18,792
It's just my dad's coming,
and I was going to buy his favorite thing.
575
00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:19,708
Wine gums.
576
00:30:19,792 --> 00:30:21,917
Oh. I like them too. I-In fact...
577
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,833
Here.
578
00:30:23,917 --> 00:30:27,125
Oh, wow. Great. Thank you.
579
00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:29,042
Orange. His favorite color.
580
00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:32,125
Except green. And yellow...
581
00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:34,417
It needs a bit of a clean. Sorry.
582
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,333
Wine gums are much better
without fluff, on the whole.
583
00:30:38,417 --> 00:30:42,750
Yeah.
Flufflessness. Always good.
584
00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:48,583
Would you like to come in
and warm up for a minute,
585
00:30:48,667 --> 00:30:51,333
out of the climat-astrophe?
586
00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:53,042
Oh, yes!
587
00:30:53,875 --> 00:30:55,458
No. Best get home.
588
00:30:55,542 --> 00:30:56,375
Oh.
589
00:30:56,458 --> 00:30:58,875
Don't want to miss the big moment
when my dad arrives.
590
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,458
Oh, okay. Exciting.
591
00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:03,458
Bye then, Danny.
592
00:31:03,542 --> 00:31:06,583
Merry Christmas... I hope, for you.
593
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:11,000
Goodbye... Sam.
594
00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:17,375
Why did I say no?
595
00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:25,125
I am the feeblest human alive.
596
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:29,208
Everything okay in there?
597
00:31:29,292 --> 00:31:32,625
Uh. Yes. All good. Thanks.
598
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:40,000
Oh, Charlie, please.
599
00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:41,523
♪ Boom-shaka-laka ♪
600
00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:43,851
Can't we go now?
601
00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:45,250
One last boogie!
602
00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:47,958
You're right.
We'd better get back to the kids.
603
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:56,208
We have to get to that ferry, now.
604
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,417
It should be here somewhere.
605
00:32:10,292 --> 00:32:12,167
- Oh, no.
- Oh, no!
606
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:14,167
Oh, yes.
607
00:32:14,250 --> 00:32:15,625
Don't panic.
608
00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:17,875
{\an8}My app thingy says
there's a bridge to Sherringham
609
00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:19,184
{\an8}at the other end of the island.
610
00:32:19,208 --> 00:32:20,328
{\an8}We'll take the scenic route.
611
00:32:20,375 --> 00:32:21,917
{\an8}Absolutely love bridges.
612
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,917
They're like roads that hover.
613
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,625
Clever birdies.
614
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:47,042
And where do you think
you're going, Houdini?
615
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:49,875
Come on. Lots to do.
They'll be back soon.
616
00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:54,728
Come on. You've got this.
617
00:32:57,750 --> 00:33:01,167
If you feel yourself losing traction,
steer into the skid.
618
00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:03,958
No, don't steer off the bridge,
we'll drown!
619
00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:06,708
I can't look.
620
00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:08,875
Come on, old girl. You can do it.
621
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:13,101
- Ooh!
- What did I tell you?
622
00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:14,292
Plain sailing from here.
623
00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:15,958
Watch out! Look!
624
00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:17,625
Brace, brace, brace.
625
00:33:17,708 --> 00:33:19,042
Stop, stop, stop.
626
00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:20,708
Ooh!
627
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,667
Stop!
628
00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:27,708
Okay.
629
00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:29,125
Were those...
630
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:30,208
- ...turkeys?
- Turkeys?
631
00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:34,167
Well, we appear to be facing
the wrong direction.
632
00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:36,542
Nothing a three-point turn can't fix.
633
00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:39,292
Careful, careful or you'll go over the...
634
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,833
...edge.
635
00:33:40,917 --> 00:33:42,333
Quick. Reverse.
636
00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:46,875
Oh, it's not working. Give it some welly.
637
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:48,458
I'm trying!
638
00:33:49,292 --> 00:33:50,412
You can do it!
639
00:33:51,292 --> 00:33:53,333
I've got it! Everyone lean back.
640
00:33:53,417 --> 00:33:56,250
Oh, yes. Good idea, Harry.
Just a little bit more.
641
00:33:56,333 --> 00:33:58,083
- Yes!
- Hurray!
642
00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:03,809
No, Teddy. Not over there.
643
00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:04,958
Phone!
644
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,875
Who is it? Is it Mum?
645
00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:08,958
Hi, Bernadette.
646
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,417
Hi, guys. What's up?
647
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:13,042
So, um, there's been a tiny hiccup,
648
00:34:13,125 --> 00:34:16,875
and it looks like we may not
make it back tonight.
649
00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:18,458
You won't be home for Christmas?
650
00:34:18,542 --> 00:34:21,125
What? They won't be home for Christmas?
651
00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:23,083
It's a possibility.
652
00:34:23,167 --> 00:34:25,250
Mum, what happened to your hair?
653
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:27,292
Uh, yes, it's nothing.
654
00:34:29,542 --> 00:34:31,167
Uh, so, Bernadette,
655
00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:33,583
you'll all have to stay together
in the barn, okay?
656
00:34:33,667 --> 00:34:35,958
Right, but what about
our Christmas stockings?
657
00:34:36,042 --> 00:34:38,458
Save some phone power to call for help.
658
00:34:38,542 --> 00:34:40,000
You'll have to improvise.
659
00:34:40,083 --> 00:34:41,583
Lock all the doors and stay together.
660
00:34:41,667 --> 00:34:43,708
Nobody goes outside
until we're back. Okay?
661
00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:44,625
Really?
662
00:34:44,708 --> 00:34:47,542
- Teddy, lock the door.
- Yes, boss.
663
00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:51,708
We'll be fine.
I think we'll be fine...
664
00:34:51,792 --> 00:34:53,500
Just remember to keep an eye on Evie,
665
00:34:53,583 --> 00:34:56,167
and I'm sure we'll be back by morning.
666
00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:59,917
Or not, if we don't call
the emergency services.
667
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,833
Huh?
668
00:35:00,917 --> 00:35:02,125
- But...?
- Wait, what?
669
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:04,458
- No parents?
- Seriously?
670
00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:07,750
I'm very, very sad now.
671
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,500
All right, click and release.
672
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,250
Here, let me help.
673
00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,792
No, now your arm is on my...
674
00:35:14,875 --> 00:35:16,000
- Ow. No. Ooh.
- Uh...
675
00:35:17,042 --> 00:35:18,375
Is everyone okay?
676
00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:19,583
Okay?
677
00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:21,458
Gentle, gentle. Aah!
678
00:35:21,542 --> 00:35:23,375
Uh, I said "gentle," Harry.
679
00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:26,333
Oh, it can't be that bad.
680
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,667
Oh, it's... it's... It's that bad.
681
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:31,958
Uh, maybe we could walk home?
682
00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:33,792
Only if you want to lose your toes,
683
00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:36,792
your fingers, and other soft bits
to certain frostbite.
684
00:35:36,875 --> 00:35:39,375
No. We must stay in the van.
685
00:35:40,292 --> 00:35:42,917
I can't believe we won't be there
for Santa and the stockings.
686
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,500
Oh, you shouldn't worry about that.
687
00:35:44,583 --> 00:35:45,417
Shouldn't I?
688
00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:48,167
No, you should worry about
freezing to death out here
689
00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:50,458
and never seeing another Christmas
of any kind.
690
00:35:50,542 --> 00:35:51,833
Righto.
691
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:55,125
That won't happen.
Beyoncé's engine will keep the heat on.
692
00:35:57,417 --> 00:35:58,417
Ugh,
693
00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,417
Oh no.
694
00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:04,042
You secretly named
this ridiculous old van after Beyoncé?
695
00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:06,417
No, no. I mean, not that Beyoncé.
696
00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:07,833
Huh?
697
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:11,375
Right, God hates me.
And that's official.
698
00:36:20,167 --> 00:36:21,167
Dad!
699
00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:23,708
Hi Danny, I'm so sorry,
all the roads are blocked.
700
00:36:23,792 --> 00:36:25,042
- Oh.
- There's so much snow.
701
00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,167
Oh, the snow.
702
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,750
Yeah, it's really bad out there.
703
00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:28,833
Right.
704
00:36:28,917 --> 00:36:30,601
I'll try to make it there
for the New Years.
705
00:36:30,625 --> 00:36:31,625
Yes.
706
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,958
- You won't be too sad, will you?
- No.
707
00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,833
We'll make up for it next year, okay?
It will be great.
708
00:36:36,917 --> 00:36:38,000
Next year.
709
00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:39,458
- I'm sure Santa will...
- Yes.
710
00:36:40,167 --> 00:36:42,268
- Merry Christmas, kiddo, love you.
- Merry Christmas.
711
00:36:44,375 --> 00:36:48,417
♪ I'm alone this December
It's the last light of the day ♪
712
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:54,625
♪ Oh, I can't help but wonder
If you feel the same ♪
713
00:36:54,708 --> 00:37:00,625
♪ Oh I guess I'll surrender
To the tears and the pain ♪
714
00:37:00,708 --> 00:37:06,208
♪ And the cold we are under
Will remain ♪
715
00:37:06,292 --> 00:37:09,167
♪ You were the hearth light ♪
716
00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:12,125
♪ My fire that died ♪
717
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:16,875
♪ Waiting for morning sunrise ♪
718
00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:17,958
Oh.
719
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:24,917
♪ There is nothing under the tree
That I wished for ♪
720
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,125
♪ I want you to come back to me ♪
721
00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:30,708
♪ And be like before ♪
722
00:37:30,792 --> 00:37:36,917
♪ Have I lost you?
And nothing will ever fill the hole ♪
723
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,917
♪ My heart will be here under the tree... ♪
724
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,667
Do you think Santa will ever find us?
725
00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:45,833
Huh?
726
00:37:46,542 --> 00:37:47,542
Huh?
727
00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:50,708
Of course he will.
728
00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:55,417
Hey, what does pink bird want
Father Christmas to bring?
729
00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:58,167
Just Mummy and Daddy.
730
00:37:58,250 --> 00:37:59,458
Oh...
731
00:37:59,542 --> 00:38:01,708
I know, Evie. I know.
732
00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:03,893
- Night, everyone.
- Night, night.
733
00:38:03,917 --> 00:38:05,351
- Night.
- Night night.
734
00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:06,375
Goodnight.
735
00:38:07,417 --> 00:38:09,250
Whose foot is this, by the way?
736
00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:10,653
Oh, uh, that's mine.
737
00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:11,958
Well, please move it.
738
00:38:12,042 --> 00:38:13,917
Not to there!
739
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,417
As predicted, the worst Christmas ever.
740
00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:24,250
♪ There is nothing under the tree... ♪
741
00:38:26,583 --> 00:38:29,208
{\an8}♪ I want you to come back to me... ♪
742
00:38:29,292 --> 00:38:31,542
{\an8}Ugh, I told you to leave sooner.
743
00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:40,042
I can't believe Dad.
744
00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:43,375
I'm sure he tried.
745
00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:49,583
At least we have each other.
We'll make a great day of it.
746
00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:56,458
Will Santa even come at all
if you're sleeping in my bed?
747
00:38:56,542 --> 00:39:00,042
Of course he will, darling.
Of course he will.
748
00:39:02,417 --> 00:39:03,500
Do you know what?
749
00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:08,875
If I'd been able to choose between
Father Christmas and my actual dad,
750
00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:10,917
I'd probably have chosen Dad.
751
00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:16,000
♪ My heart will be here under the tree ♪
752
00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:18,833
♪ Just letting you know ♪
753
00:39:25,833 --> 00:39:28,333
Oh, dear. What a mess.
754
00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:34,000
Remember when I said that this Christmas
needed a sackful of fixing?
755
00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:37,958
Well, this is where I came in.
756
00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:52,458
Hup! Hup!
757
00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:03,792
Fly on, Dasher, most noble of reindeer.
758
00:40:03,875 --> 00:40:06,208
Uh, I don't know
if you've noticed,
759
00:40:06,292 --> 00:40:08,333
but there's a tiny bit of a blizzard
going on here.
760
00:40:08,417 --> 00:40:10,417
Nonsense! It's just a light breeze.
761
00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:12,000
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
762
00:40:12,792 --> 00:40:16,708
Hey! Can't we just turn back?
We've done all the good countries already.
763
00:40:16,792 --> 00:40:19,958
No! We can't let
a teeny bit of blizzard ruin Christmas.
764
00:40:20,042 --> 00:40:22,458
There! Head for that lighthouse!
765
00:40:22,542 --> 00:40:24,875
Okay, I'm going!
766
00:40:27,042 --> 00:40:28,833
Oh, we're going to die!
767
00:40:28,917 --> 00:40:31,375
Whoa!
768
00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:37,875
Whoa! Thanks, Bill!
769
00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:39,750
- Evening, Sants!
- Whoa!
770
00:40:39,833 --> 00:40:42,250
Uh...
771
00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:44,833
Whoa! Elf on the shelf!
772
00:40:49,875 --> 00:40:51,542
Whoa!
773
00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:54,000
Whoa! Ah! Whoa!
774
00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:05,417
Whoa! Ah!
775
00:41:05,917 --> 00:41:09,042
Ha ha! We made it. Nearly home.
776
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:10,476
Oh, no.
777
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,500
I thought getting here
was the hard part
778
00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:15,583
{\an8}but it turns out
we've got a town full of problems.
779
00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:16,958
You can say that again.
780
00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:18,875
All my mates are down
with the red nose flu
781
00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:20,958
and my sparkly hooves are in agony.
782
00:41:21,792 --> 00:41:23,125
Problem number one...
783
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,458
...Danny Williams.
784
00:41:27,167 --> 00:41:28,625
Here goes.
785
00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:33,500
If you take a tumble,
I'm putting you in a home.
786
00:41:33,583 --> 00:41:35,458
Have I ever taken a tumble?
787
00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:41,125
Um...
788
00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:43,500
Let's skip past this part, shall we?
789
00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:46,000
Whoa!
790
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,417
Oh!
791
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,250
Ugh.
792
00:41:58,792 --> 00:42:01,083
Hmm. "A bit sad and lonely."
793
00:42:01,167 --> 00:42:03,583
"Makes tea and toastie
every morning for his Mum."
794
00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:06,542
But now his dad hasn't turned up.
795
00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:09,208
Terrible. Terrible.
796
00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:16,167
Something extra special needed here.
797
00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:19,000
Hmm.
798
00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,667
Perfect.
799
00:42:30,292 --> 00:42:32,750
Hey, sweet antlers.
800
00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:36,125
Uh, what about you and me
go flying together?
801
00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:40,333
I'll take that as a "no" then.
802
00:42:40,417 --> 00:42:42,292
Problem number two.
803
00:42:42,792 --> 00:42:47,250
Five kids all in one barn
and no parents. Oh!
804
00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:48,750
Interesting challenge.
805
00:42:48,833 --> 00:42:51,917
Sants, you won't get all those sacks
down the chimney in one go.
806
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,750
I've been doing this a long time,
my grumpy friend.
807
00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:56,292
Hup!
808
00:42:57,583 --> 00:42:58,583
Hup!
809
00:42:58,958 --> 00:42:59,792
Oh!
810
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,500
One word.
811
00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:11,958
One word from you and
I will get myself a self-driving sleigh.
812
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:14,750
Hup!
813
00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:16,375
Told you.
814
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:18,583
And that's two words.
815
00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:25,458
Right. Stockings. Stockings?
816
00:43:28,417 --> 00:43:30,417
Very imaginative. Hmm.
817
00:43:32,292 --> 00:43:35,167
Super Santa creativity required here.
818
00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:40,750
Yes. Very good.
819
00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:43,000
Clever.
820
00:43:44,167 --> 00:43:46,083
Perfect.
821
00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:52,250
Over to you now, mighty Bernadette.
822
00:43:56,792 --> 00:44:00,208
Now, problem number three,
the hardest of the lot,
823
00:44:00,292 --> 00:44:03,292
a pair of twins, one's been very good,
but the other is...
824
00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,833
The evil twin.
There's always an evil twin.
825
00:44:05,917 --> 00:44:09,333
No, not evil,
but she's definitely been very naughty.
826
00:44:09,417 --> 00:44:10,333
What to do?
827
00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:12,708
Ah, just flip a coin.
828
00:44:12,792 --> 00:44:14,792
We've still got Finland, Sweden
829
00:44:14,875 --> 00:44:16,601
and that other one
with all the lederhosen to do.
830
00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:19,042
Don't rush me. This really matters.
831
00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:22,000
Where would we be
if everyone was naughty all the time?
832
00:44:41,667 --> 00:44:43,833
"Refused to tidy her room."
833
00:44:43,917 --> 00:44:47,125
"Shaved a dog to make a beard"
and... good lord,
834
00:44:47,833 --> 00:44:50,417
"Released
all of Farmer Yirrell's turkeys."
835
00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:57,875
Oh, get on with it, boss.
836
00:44:57,958 --> 00:45:00,792
My unmentionables
are turning into snowballs out here.
837
00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:05,250
Alas, alas, but it must be done.
838
00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:10,625
For all the talk
of who's naughty and who's nice,
839
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:13,458
it's actually incredibly rare for me
840
00:45:13,542 --> 00:45:18,708
to follow through with an empty stocking
on actual Christmas night.
841
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:23,583
Oh, dear, that's a dreadful thing to do.
842
00:45:23,667 --> 00:45:27,208
Right, where to next? Jamaica? Barbados?
843
00:45:27,292 --> 00:45:28,708
No. Iceland.
844
00:45:28,792 --> 00:45:30,458
Hip, hip.
845
00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:34,875
Farewell, Wellington-on-Sea!
846
00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:45,667
I knew it would be okay.
847
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,292
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
848
00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:56,167
Charlie Beccles, rock star supreme.
849
00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:03,833
Oh, no.
850
00:46:09,417 --> 00:46:11,083
He got the wrong twin.
851
00:46:48,167 --> 00:46:49,542
Ahh...
852
00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:55,167
Oh, no, what does that mean?
Did you forget Finland again?
853
00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:59,042
No, it's wonderful news.
854
00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:01,250
Sorry pal, it's going to be a long night.
855
00:47:01,333 --> 00:47:02,792
Long night?
856
00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:05,542
It's already been one endless,
857
00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:07,750
tear off your own antlers
and eat them long night.
858
00:47:07,833 --> 00:47:10,833
Well, it's about to get longer.
And marvelous!
859
00:47:11,417 --> 00:47:13,750
So where are we going, big man?
860
00:47:13,833 --> 00:47:15,625
Back to Wellington-on-Sea.
861
00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:18,792
The naughty twin
turns out not to be naughty after all.
862
00:47:18,875 --> 00:47:22,792
Oh! This is my first
Code Red for fifty years!
863
00:47:22,875 --> 00:47:24,708
Code Red? Nice.
864
00:47:24,792 --> 00:47:27,375
Let's dust off one of these old beauties.
865
00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:30,750
Right, time is tight.
866
00:47:30,833 --> 00:47:33,333
Let's blow a hole in the sky, baby.
867
00:47:33,417 --> 00:47:34,500
All righty then.
868
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:37,667
I've got a little bit more
left in the tank. Check this.
869
00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:38,750
Whoa!
870
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,417
I love this job!
871
00:47:52,042 --> 00:47:53,625
Oh, my goodness!
872
00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:55,417
Charlie, Charlie! Look.
873
00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:58,250
Santa came. Oh, gosh, look!
874
00:47:58,333 --> 00:47:59,917
Yeah, you got the guitar!
875
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,833
But why aren't you opening yours?
876
00:48:01,917 --> 00:48:04,375
Well, I wasn't so lucky.
877
00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:05,708
What do you mean?
878
00:48:05,792 --> 00:48:09,125
I guess I was too naughty after all.
I should have been less...
879
00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:11,375
Charlie, it's bursting!
880
00:48:13,875 --> 00:48:15,458
What?
881
00:48:19,792 --> 00:48:21,417
Oh, no, Sam's having a panic attack.
882
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:22,417
Brace yourself.
883
00:48:24,208 --> 00:48:25,750
She got a full stocking!
884
00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:27,458
I got a full stocking.
885
00:48:27,542 --> 00:48:30,875
Oh, my gosh. Sam!
886
00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:33,583
I was ready to call an ambulance.
887
00:48:33,667 --> 00:48:35,417
Look at this one!
888
00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:38,875
What is happening? Chocolate!
889
00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:39,792
Oh, yes.
890
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:41,375
This is amazing!
891
00:48:41,458 --> 00:48:42,625
Oh!
892
00:48:42,708 --> 00:48:45,042
No way. Drumsticks!
893
00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:47,458
Oh, there's something left in Charlie's.
894
00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:48,708
Is there?
895
00:48:48,792 --> 00:48:49,917
I thought I felt something.
896
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:52,333
Um... uh...
897
00:48:52,833 --> 00:48:53,667
I don't think so.
898
00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:55,958
Mum, it's just what I've always wanted.
899
00:48:56,042 --> 00:48:57,708
Oh, yes, isn't it?
900
00:48:57,792 --> 00:48:59,708
Officially nice.
901
00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:02,083
You did find something.
902
00:49:02,167 --> 00:49:04,458
No. I-It was nothing.
903
00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:05,542
Oh, okay.
904
00:49:05,625 --> 00:49:07,542
Mum, listen to what I learnt at school.
905
00:49:07,625 --> 00:49:09,958
- Thank you.
- You're very welcome.
906
00:49:10,042 --> 00:49:12,958
Good old Santa.
907
00:49:14,708 --> 00:49:16,625
Merry Christmas, little slug.
908
00:49:26,167 --> 00:49:29,000
Yes!
909
00:49:36,792 --> 00:49:38,292
Look outside.
910
00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:44,917
Flipping heck.
911
00:49:47,458 --> 00:49:49,458
Huh?
912
00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:52,417
Mummy? Daddy?
913
00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:56,167
Oh, no, they're not back.
914
00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:57,500
- Gosh.
- Gosh.
915
00:49:57,583 --> 00:49:59,417
Oof! Oh, gosh.
916
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,833
Christmas is ruined.
917
00:50:01,917 --> 00:50:03,583
Or it's not.
918
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:06,417
Look in your stockings. Santa came.
919
00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:07,500
- What?
- Really?
920
00:50:07,583 --> 00:50:10,958
And he's left
some very interesting things.
921
00:50:12,292 --> 00:50:14,833
A blaster gun? Weird.
922
00:50:14,917 --> 00:50:16,833
A power washer? Double weird.
923
00:50:16,917 --> 00:50:18,917
A karaoke machine?
924
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,042
Hmm...
925
00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:22,125
Whippedy cream!
926
00:50:22,208 --> 00:50:23,417
Bit weird.
927
00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:24,667
What's that?
928
00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:26,143
- I don't get it.
- Well, duh.
929
00:50:26,167 --> 00:50:29,958
Everyone, it's Christmas morning
and our parents are nowhere to be seen,
930
00:50:30,042 --> 00:50:34,250
which could be a problem, true,
but it seems to me
931
00:50:34,333 --> 00:50:37,833
Santa's gifts are asking
a very intriguing question.
932
00:50:38,417 --> 00:50:40,809
Do we always love everything
about the Christmas arrangements?
933
00:50:40,833 --> 00:50:41,667
- Hmm...
- Um...
934
00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:43,750
Christmas lunch with all the trimmings?
935
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:46,167
{\an8}- Ugh.
- Sprouts.
936
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:47,458
Nope.
937
00:50:47,542 --> 00:50:48,708
Washing up after lunch?
938
00:50:48,792 --> 00:50:49,917
{\an8}Finished.
939
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,000
{\an8}Uh...
940
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,292
Nuh-uh.
941
00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:54,958
How about the big walk?
942
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,458
{\an8}I don't seem
to be able to walk straight.
943
00:50:59,167 --> 00:51:00,333
- No!
- Yes!
944
00:51:01,542 --> 00:51:02,542
I mean, no.
945
00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:05,417
And then the lovely old Christmas film.
946
00:51:09,792 --> 00:51:11,958
I hate the lovely old Christmas film.
947
00:51:12,042 --> 00:51:15,542
Exactly as I thought.
Do we think we could do a lot better?
948
00:51:15,625 --> 00:51:16,875
- Definitely.
- Um, yes.
949
00:51:16,958 --> 00:51:20,667
Right, so, big moment, kids. Big moment.
950
00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:23,625
One of those moments
that defines who we are.
951
00:51:23,708 --> 00:51:25,542
Do we have a vision for the future
952
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:29,375
that is better and brighter
and always more fun?
953
00:51:29,458 --> 00:51:30,792
Yes!
954
00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:34,750
Children of Wellington-on-Sea, get ready.
955
00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:35,833
It's time
956
00:51:35,917 --> 00:51:39,417
for our Christmas!
957
00:51:41,667 --> 00:51:42,750
Yes!
958
00:51:42,833 --> 00:51:46,667
This is why I love my job.
Quite proud of that one.
959
00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:48,292
Whoa!
960
00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:50,333
Mum! Mum.
961
00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:51,833
Mum?
962
00:51:52,417 --> 00:51:54,167
Oh, come on, Jan.
963
00:51:54,250 --> 00:51:55,917
Danny's dad has just let him down
964
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,708
and I can't miss Christmas Eve
and Christmas Day.
965
00:51:59,292 --> 00:52:00,333
Yes, I kn...
966
00:52:01,208 --> 00:52:03,000
I know she's very sick.
967
00:52:04,708 --> 00:52:06,292
Okay... Okay.
968
00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:08,375
Okay.
969
00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:10,875
I'll do it.
970
00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:12,917
Damn it.
971
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,500
Not today too.
972
00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:16,393
Nobody else can get through
973
00:52:16,417 --> 00:52:19,208
and I'm the only one
in trudging distance of the hospital.
974
00:52:19,292 --> 00:52:20,750
There must be someone.
975
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:23,083
Someone who didn't just get divorced.
976
00:52:23,667 --> 00:52:27,167
Look, do you know Bill,
the lighthouse keeper?
977
00:52:27,250 --> 00:52:28,250
Uh-uh.
978
00:52:28,292 --> 00:52:30,750
Well, his Mum might be dying.
979
00:52:30,833 --> 00:52:32,625
And that's not fun.
980
00:52:32,708 --> 00:52:35,875
She likes me
and she doesn't like many people.
981
00:52:35,958 --> 00:52:39,875
It's not nice to die with someone
you don't like holding your hand.
982
00:52:39,958 --> 00:52:41,583
Okay, I get it.
983
00:52:41,667 --> 00:52:43,750
Mrs. Lighthouse and her not nice death
984
00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:46,958
is more important
than you and me and Christmas.
985
00:52:47,042 --> 00:52:49,083
Oh, love, of course it isn't.
986
00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:50,792
But it's my job.
987
00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:53,851
Look, I'll ring around, I'll find someone
to look after you until I get back.
988
00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:58,792
Don't bother.
I'm fine on my own. I'm used to it.
989
00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:00,750
I'll make it up to you, I promise.
990
00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:04,208
Just you and me is just fine.
991
00:53:04,292 --> 00:53:07,875
We'll have a really special dinner
when I get home. Okay?
992
00:53:07,958 --> 00:53:10,708
What? Extra big portion of red slop?
993
00:53:12,792 --> 00:53:14,333
I'd better go and get ready.
994
00:53:17,375 --> 00:53:18,750
Oh, dear.
995
00:53:18,833 --> 00:53:21,833
The problem is,
no matter how well I do my job,
996
00:53:21,917 --> 00:53:24,042
life is complicated.
997
00:53:24,125 --> 00:53:27,750
And when my big night is over,
it all starts up again.
998
00:53:27,833 --> 00:53:32,208
And it's up to you lot
to sort things out yourselves.
999
00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:37,167
You're doing great, honey!
1000
00:53:37,250 --> 00:53:39,917
Keep up, Harry! You can do it too!
1001
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,083
I am keeping up, darling.
1002
00:53:42,167 --> 00:53:43,333
Ooh! Oh...
1003
00:53:43,417 --> 00:53:44,583
Nearly there!
1004
00:53:46,292 --> 00:53:47,375
Uh...
1005
00:53:47,458 --> 00:53:48,500
- No, no.
- Shoes off.
1006
00:53:48,583 --> 00:53:50,083
Please! Ow!
1007
00:53:50,167 --> 00:53:52,000
Watch out!
1008
00:53:52,083 --> 00:53:54,042
- I'm on you! I'm riding...
- Stop, stop.
1009
00:54:06,542 --> 00:54:08,958
Who could have predicted this calamity?
1010
00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:11,500
Oh, that's right, me.
1011
00:54:11,583 --> 00:54:13,875
Oh, no. The poor kids.
1012
00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:16,792
Oh, how will they cope without us?
1013
00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:18,167
Are you ready?
1014
00:54:18,250 --> 00:54:19,125
Yes.
1015
00:54:19,208 --> 00:54:23,833
Children of the barn,
Christmas lunch our way!
1016
00:54:23,917 --> 00:54:25,000
Pizza!
1017
00:54:28,542 --> 00:54:31,042
♪ Snow is falling
As the carolers sing ♪
1018
00:54:31,125 --> 00:54:32,292
♪ You're all that I need ♪
1019
00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:35,833
♪ Underneath the tree... ♪
1020
00:54:35,917 --> 00:54:36,750
Do it.
1021
00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:38,417
Whippedy cream!
1022
00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:47,250
For you. Finished!
1023
00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,917
Christmas, 27% better.
1024
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:54,875
- Let's go!
- Awesome!
1025
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:57,292
Scarlett, time for your gift.
1026
00:54:58,667 --> 00:54:59,667
Wow...
1027
00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:03,042
Eat sprouts, suckers!
1028
00:55:03,125 --> 00:55:04,750
Yay!
1029
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:09,750
Take that! And that.
1030
00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:10,833
And bam!
1031
00:55:12,417 --> 00:55:14,833
- Christmas, 48% better.
- Mm-hmm.
1032
00:55:14,917 --> 00:55:17,125
Now, washing up.
1033
00:55:17,208 --> 00:55:18,542
Over to you, Tedwardo.
1034
00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:25,667
Behold the magic of the power washer!
1035
00:55:25,750 --> 00:55:27,125
Now, Evie!
1036
00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:29,792
- Yaah!
- Go, Teddy, blast them!
1037
00:55:34,375 --> 00:55:36,417
Whoa. Amazing.
1038
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,458
Christmas, 73% better.
1039
00:55:39,542 --> 00:55:42,417
Almost there, just one last thing needed.
Follow me, guys!
1040
00:55:42,500 --> 00:55:43,958
Yay!
1041
00:55:44,042 --> 00:55:48,792
♪ You're here, where you should be
Snow is falling as the carolers sing ♪
1042
00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:51,417
♪ It just wasn't the same... ♪
1043
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:54,792
- Rock on, Samski!
- ♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪
1044
00:55:56,042 --> 00:55:57,833
- Oops.
- Charlie!
1045
00:55:57,917 --> 00:56:00,917
How did a girl so naughty
get a full stocking?
1046
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,917
That is a good question.
1047
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,708
So, while Sam is sorting out
her mystery,
1048
00:56:06,792 --> 00:56:11,208
poor Danny is wondering
why he is the only person alone
1049
00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:13,083
on Christmas Day.
1050
00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:16,833
Or is he?
1051
00:56:46,083 --> 00:56:47,125
Carol singers.
1052
00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:51,458
Beware the wrath of my furled umbrella.
1053
00:56:54,542 --> 00:56:55,625
Williams.
1054
00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,458
Um...
1055
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,792
Hello, Ms. Trapper,
I wondered if you'd like some company?
1056
00:57:06,458 --> 00:57:07,708
What about your mother?
1057
00:57:07,792 --> 00:57:11,083
Working. And we had a bit of a fight.
1058
00:57:11,667 --> 00:57:12,875
A-And your father?
1059
00:57:12,958 --> 00:57:15,125
He didn't come.
1060
00:57:15,208 --> 00:57:17,500
My mum and I
are going to have dinner later
1061
00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:21,458
but I wondered if you'd like
some Christmas sort-of-cake?
1062
00:57:22,125 --> 00:57:25,250
Because we're both sort of alone.
1063
00:57:25,333 --> 00:57:26,583
Well...
1064
00:57:27,167 --> 00:57:28,167
Um...
1065
00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:32,958
it's a kind offer
but I'm afraid I'm very busy.
1066
00:57:34,208 --> 00:57:36,750
Right. Sorry to disturb.
1067
00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:44,167
Life's not always easy, is it, Williams?
1068
00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:46,583
Not always.
1069
00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:51,583
But I suspect, at the moment,
it's hardest for your mother.
1070
00:58:06,792 --> 00:58:08,208
Mum, I just want...
1071
00:58:11,083 --> 00:58:12,083
Nope.
1072
00:58:12,542 --> 00:58:13,667
Hmm...
1073
00:58:33,292 --> 00:58:36,208
An intervention called for, I think.
1074
00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:38,458
Hmm.
1075
00:58:38,542 --> 00:58:42,417
Let's see. Straight and... right.
1076
00:58:43,125 --> 00:58:44,583
Whenever I get gloomy with the state
1077
00:58:44,667 --> 00:58:46,083
of the world...
1078
00:58:46,167 --> 00:58:49,458
...I think about the arrivals gate
at Heathrow Airport. General...
1079
00:58:49,542 --> 00:58:51,375
- And that's quite enough of that.
- Huh?
1080
00:58:51,458 --> 00:58:52,792
Over to you, Nisha.
1081
00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:55,167
Let's party!
1082
00:58:55,250 --> 00:58:56,792
- Oh, yeah!
- Yay!
1083
00:58:56,875 --> 00:59:00,167
♪ If you want to run away with me
I know a galaxy ♪
1084
00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:05,917
♪ Where the music don't stop for life ♪
1085
00:59:11,167 --> 00:59:12,875
Belt it out, Teddy!
1086
00:59:13,417 --> 00:59:16,708
♪ Boom-shaka-laka
It's a brand new style ♪
1087
00:59:16,792 --> 00:59:19,083
Incoming!
1088
00:59:22,333 --> 00:59:25,250
Best Christmas ever!
1089
00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:28,708
Christmas, 100% better.
1090
00:59:28,792 --> 00:59:30,958
But what about the walk, Bernie?
1091
00:59:31,625 --> 00:59:32,625
Hmm...
1092
00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:38,875
♪ Happy birthday, Jesus
Happy birthday, Jesus ♪
1093
00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:40,708
I must remember to put in my journal:
1094
00:59:40,792 --> 00:59:44,667
"Pray for reincarnation
in a tropical country."
1095
00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:47,917
Ooh! Good time for presents,
don't you think?
1096
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:49,125
- What?
- Presents?
1097
00:59:52,417 --> 00:59:53,292
Oh.
1098
00:59:53,375 --> 00:59:54,625
Merry Christmas, my love.
1099
00:59:54,708 --> 00:59:55,792
What's this?
1100
00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,375
Oh, just in case we got stuck.
1101
00:59:57,458 --> 00:59:59,138
Couldn't have you
waking up without a gift.
1102
00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:02,667
And I noticed the screen on your old one
was a little bit cracked.
1103
01:00:02,750 --> 01:00:05,208
What? It's a phone? Is it charged?
1104
01:00:05,292 --> 01:00:07,625
It certainly is. Yep.
Synced and ready to go.
1105
01:00:07,708 --> 01:00:09,428
So we could have called
the kids last night?
1106
01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:12,500
Uh... Yeah, but then it wouldn't have been
a surprise, would it?
1107
01:00:12,583 --> 01:00:14,500
Surprise!
1108
01:00:14,583 --> 01:00:16,226
Well, it was nicely wrapped
at least, wasn't it?
1109
01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:18,810
The man is a moron
and there's no getting around it.
1110
01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:21,167
The kids aren't answering.
Something's wrong.
1111
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:23,500
Can we please call emergency services now?
1112
01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:28,625
You are 520 in the queue.
1113
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:31,167
- Please hold.
- Everyone must be snowed in.
1114
01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:32,792
We'll be here for days.
1115
01:00:32,875 --> 01:00:35,268
Right, try Trapper. She'll have a number
for school emergencies.
1116
01:00:35,292 --> 01:00:37,292
Ms. Trapper is scary.
1117
01:00:37,375 --> 01:00:38,833
Mm, but the school is outstanding.
1118
01:00:38,917 --> 01:00:41,792
You are such children.
1119
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,167
Be careful, Harry.
1120
01:00:45,917 --> 01:00:47,458
Hello, is that Ms. Trapper?
1121
01:00:47,542 --> 01:00:49,625
Yes, what do you want?
I'm very busy indeed.
1122
01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,708
Oh, yes. Sorry.
1123
01:00:52,792 --> 01:00:55,333
Sorry to disturb. Gosh.
1124
01:00:55,417 --> 01:00:58,625
Oh, yes, i-it's Harry Forrest here,
Scarlett and Teddy's dad.
1125
01:00:58,708 --> 01:01:00,083
Harry, what did she say?
1126
01:01:00,167 --> 01:01:03,750
Yes. Yes, I did maths with you,
that's right, yes. That's the one.
1127
01:01:03,833 --> 01:01:06,167
18th out of 18, yes.
1128
01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:07,958
Hopeless Harry, yes.
1129
01:01:08,042 --> 01:01:11,833
Yes, but I wonder
if you might be able to help.
1130
01:01:11,917 --> 01:01:13,750
We're a little bit stuck.
1131
01:01:13,833 --> 01:01:17,375
Well, as I said, I'm very busy
but if you really are desperate...
1132
01:01:17,458 --> 01:01:19,125
Yes! We're desperate.
1133
01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:22,000
Very well, I may have one thought.
1134
01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:24,458
Faster, Williams.
1135
01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:27,958
I hate turkeys.
1136
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,750
I hate their beaks, feathers...
1137
01:01:31,833 --> 01:01:33,708
- Ms. Trapper.
- Hello, Yirrell.
1138
01:01:33,792 --> 01:01:36,708
I need you to rescue some villagers
who are stuck in the snow.
1139
01:01:36,792 --> 01:01:37,917
W-Why should I?
1140
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,917
Because I tell you to.
1141
01:01:41,542 --> 01:01:42,583
Happy to help, Miss.
1142
01:01:42,667 --> 01:01:45,583
Good. Now snap to it, you infamous oik.
1143
01:01:46,625 --> 01:01:48,417
Yes, Miss. Thank you, Miss. Will do, Miss.
1144
01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:53,542
Sometimes, it's very helpful
to be a terrifying old trout.
1145
01:01:57,417 --> 01:01:58,917
Yes, that'll do.
1146
01:01:59,625 --> 01:02:01,958
Here are the coordinates
of the McNutt van.
1147
01:02:02,042 --> 01:02:04,167
Go and rescue them. Chop chop.
1148
01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:06,375
Yes, Ms. Trapper.
1149
01:02:07,417 --> 01:02:09,042
Right, Williams, time to get to work.
1150
01:02:09,625 --> 01:02:12,750
But I don't think it's fair
that I have to work on Christmas Day.
1151
01:02:12,833 --> 01:02:15,333
Precisely. Nobody should
have to work on Christmas Day.
1152
01:02:15,417 --> 01:02:17,417
Including your mother.
1153
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,917
Now, take a look at this.
1154
01:02:21,625 --> 01:02:23,417
But we'll never get it done in time.
1155
01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:26,000
Of course we will, Master Williams.
1156
01:02:26,083 --> 01:02:28,625
It's time for Project Homecoming.
1157
01:02:37,833 --> 01:02:40,500
I can't believe you tidied up
my side of the room.
1158
01:02:40,583 --> 01:02:43,000
It's unhealthy being this clean.
1159
01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:48,250
{\an8}Charlie Beccles' Operation Happy Sam.
1160
01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:50,125
Tactics and Plans?
1161
01:02:50,208 --> 01:02:51,875
Operation Help Buddy.
1162
01:02:52,792 --> 01:02:55,250
Operation Nisha's Melon Drop.
1163
01:02:55,333 --> 01:02:58,375
Operation Match Making? To Do?
1164
01:02:58,458 --> 01:03:00,042
Gosh.
1165
01:03:04,917 --> 01:03:06,851
She's doing it all for me?
1166
01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:08,500
What? How did that get there?
1167
01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:11,583
I've got my slimy eye on you.
1168
01:03:13,458 --> 01:03:15,750
What? What?
1169
01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:17,917
Sam, you're being weird.
1170
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,750
Hmm. Whatever.
1171
01:03:26,542 --> 01:03:28,708
Clever girl, that Sam.
1172
01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:31,833
I hoped she'd figure it out in the end.
1173
01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:42,792
Hurry, Williams. Hurry!
1174
01:03:47,292 --> 01:03:51,375
Absolutely love chivalry.
1175
01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:53,708
What?
1176
01:03:54,375 --> 01:03:56,000
Thank God. Someone's here.
1177
01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:58,083
Oh, the emergency services.
1178
01:03:58,167 --> 01:03:59,958
We're saved.
1179
01:04:00,042 --> 01:04:03,625
- Help! Over here!
- Hello! We're over here! Hello!
1180
01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:05,875
Yes! Hallelujah.
1181
01:04:05,958 --> 01:04:09,208
We are so glad to see you.
1182
01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:12,792
I hear you lot are in a bit of a pickle.
1183
01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:14,250
- Is that Yirrell?
- What?
1184
01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:16,083
Hello there, Hopeless Harry,
1185
01:04:16,167 --> 01:04:18,042
I've come to rescue you.
1186
01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:20,000
For a small fee, of course.
1187
01:04:20,083 --> 01:04:21,750
Small fee?
1188
01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:22,833
Oh, no.
1189
01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:27,292
- We're going down!
- It's sinking!
1190
01:04:30,375 --> 01:04:31,375
Oh, God.
1191
01:04:32,208 --> 01:04:33,958
- Yep.
- Somewhat anticlimactic.
1192
01:04:34,042 --> 01:04:35,583
Now, where to?
1193
01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:36,792
Home!
1194
01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:40,250
- Everyone ready?
- Um...
1195
01:04:40,333 --> 01:04:42,083
- And walk!
- Do we have to?
1196
01:04:42,167 --> 01:04:43,875
- Hup, two, three, four.
- Great.
1197
01:04:43,958 --> 01:04:45,708
Hup, two, three, four.
1198
01:04:45,792 --> 01:04:47,792
- And... home, two, three, four.
- Nice.
1199
01:04:47,875 --> 01:04:48,708
Plot twist.
1200
01:04:48,792 --> 01:04:49,792
What a legend.
1201
01:04:50,375 --> 01:04:51,833
What? Uh...
1202
01:04:51,917 --> 01:04:53,083
But I...
1203
01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:55,042
That was brilliant!
1204
01:04:55,125 --> 01:04:57,125
- Bernie is a creative genius.
- So much fun!
1205
01:04:57,208 --> 01:05:00,458
But we didn't even get
to the lovely beach huts.
1206
01:05:00,542 --> 01:05:02,208
Next year, little one.
1207
01:05:02,292 --> 01:05:06,875
Right! Time for the epic
Christmas hide-and-seek!
1208
01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:09,667
Winner gets the last bag
of fun size Mars bars!
1209
01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:11,875
- My specialty!
- Let's go!
1210
01:05:11,958 --> 01:05:12,792
Quick!
1211
01:05:12,875 --> 01:05:13,708
Thirty,
1212
01:05:13,792 --> 01:05:16,750
29, 28...
1213
01:05:16,833 --> 01:05:18,833
- 27, 26...
- Sorry, taken.
1214
01:05:19,667 --> 01:05:21,417
- 25...
- Somewhere else, Evie.
1215
01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:24,167
24, 23...
1216
01:05:24,917 --> 01:05:26,167
- 22...
- Huh.
1217
01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:29,042
21, 20...
1218
01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,292
19,
1219
01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:34,292
18, 17...
1220
01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:36,667
16,
1221
01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:39,042
15...
1222
01:05:39,125 --> 01:05:41,750
14, 13...
1223
01:05:42,333 --> 01:05:43,333
12...
1224
01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:00,583
What?
1225
01:06:06,292 --> 01:06:07,292
Oh...
1226
01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:11,542
Mum, you're here.
1227
01:06:12,375 --> 01:06:13,917
Look what we made.
1228
01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:30,750
Oh, Danny.
1229
01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:33,792
I don't know what to say.
1230
01:06:34,833 --> 01:06:36,500
Then don't say anything.
1231
01:06:36,583 --> 01:06:38,625
Just step inside, Nurse Williams,
1232
01:06:38,708 --> 01:06:42,583
and enjoy a very special Christmas dinner
with your most excellent son.
1233
01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:49,333
Will you join us?
1234
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000
Uh, maybe next year.
1235
01:06:52,083 --> 01:06:56,333
I-I've got some catching up to do
with my own family.
1236
01:06:58,375 --> 01:07:00,792
Ms. Trapper, are you sure?
1237
01:07:01,708 --> 01:07:03,833
Merry Christmas, Williams.
1238
01:07:03,917 --> 01:07:08,250
It's time to celebrate the wins
and live with the losses.
1239
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,000
Come here.
1240
01:07:26,083 --> 01:07:28,083
We're going to be so fine.
1241
01:07:29,375 --> 01:07:31,125
I think so too.
1242
01:07:32,958 --> 01:07:34,250
Your throne, madam.
1243
01:08:01,958 --> 01:08:03,958
Oh...
1244
01:08:11,292 --> 01:08:14,750
Merry Christmas, Jamie.
1245
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,625
- First to the little girls' room.
- Whew.
1246
01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:30,208
Oh! Absolutely love you,
Beyoncé, old girl.
1247
01:08:31,333 --> 01:08:32,542
We're home!
1248
01:08:32,625 --> 01:08:35,542
What on Earth has happened here?
1249
01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:37,958
Oh, no! We've been burgled!
1250
01:08:38,042 --> 01:08:39,500
You're home!
1251
01:08:39,583 --> 01:08:41,750
You're back!
1252
01:08:41,833 --> 01:08:44,917
Oh, Nisha beta, I'm so sorry.
Please forgive me.
1253
01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,667
I'll never leave you alone
at Christmas again.
1254
01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:50,042
- Mummy!
- I love you, sweetie.
1255
01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:54,792
And clearly you managed to have some fun.
1256
01:08:54,875 --> 01:08:57,417
- Yeah. Bernie was fantastic.
- We had a disco!
1257
01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:59,333
- She is my absolute hero.
- Aw...
1258
01:08:59,917 --> 01:09:03,042
Well, there's nothing quite as good
as a traditional Christmas, is there?
1259
01:09:03,125 --> 01:09:04,667
There certainly isn't.
1260
01:09:07,958 --> 01:09:09,625
Wait a minute. Where's Evie?
1261
01:09:09,708 --> 01:09:11,917
- Yeah. Where is that little pumpkin?
- Evie!
1262
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:15,292
- Evie! Come out!
- Why is the door unlocked?
1263
01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:17,167
- Eve!
- Evie!
1264
01:09:17,250 --> 01:09:18,167
Eve.
1265
01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:21,333
Oh, no.
1266
01:09:21,417 --> 01:09:22,934
When was the last time someone saw Evie?
1267
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:25,500
Evie!
1268
01:09:25,542 --> 01:09:27,458
- Evie!
- Evie!
1269
01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:28,583
Evie!
1270
01:09:28,667 --> 01:09:30,500
We were just playing hide-and-seek.
1271
01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:32,708
I don't know what happened. I'm so sorry.
1272
01:09:32,792 --> 01:09:34,542
It's okay. We just need to find her.
1273
01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:36,000
She's not in the house.
1274
01:09:36,083 --> 01:09:37,417
Oh, my gosh.
1275
01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:39,375
Get Ms. Trapper onto the school WhatsApp.
1276
01:09:39,458 --> 01:09:41,292
Kids, DM your friends.
1277
01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:43,208
We need all the help we can get.
1278
01:09:43,292 --> 01:09:45,667
Find my Evie. Please.
1279
01:09:45,750 --> 01:09:48,583
She'll turn up. I'm 100% certain.
1280
01:09:49,083 --> 01:09:52,333
It's all my fault.
It was asking too much of Bernie.
1281
01:09:53,792 --> 01:09:54,875
Bernie!
1282
01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:55,792
Evie!
1283
01:09:55,875 --> 01:09:57,875
Bernie, wait! Please.
1284
01:09:57,958 --> 01:09:58,958
Evie!
1285
01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:01,625
- Don't worry, we'll be fine.
- We'll find her.
1286
01:10:01,708 --> 01:10:03,042
- Stick together!
- Be careful!
1287
01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:12,708
Danny, we need you
and we need your monster-quad monstrosity.
1288
01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:14,583
Eve McNutt is missing.
1289
01:10:32,542 --> 01:10:33,750
- Let's go.
- Evie.
1290
01:10:33,833 --> 01:10:36,792
Evie! Come to Charlie!
1291
01:10:36,875 --> 01:10:39,000
I've got lots of sweets!
1292
01:10:39,083 --> 01:10:40,476
- Charlie.
- Come on, Charlie.
1293
01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:43,000
Please be serious,
this is no time for naughtiness.
1294
01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:49,500
- Good.
- She's here.
1295
01:10:49,583 --> 01:10:50,750
Don't worry.
1296
01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:58,208
Right, spread out,
form a line, two meters apart.
1297
01:10:58,292 --> 01:10:59,958
Mustn't miss a spot!
1298
01:11:00,875 --> 01:11:01,708
Hurry!
1299
01:11:01,792 --> 01:11:05,250
Maintain your distance and hold the line.
1300
01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:07,667
Eve! Evie.
1301
01:11:07,750 --> 01:11:11,125
Evie-Weevie. Ice cream over here!
1302
01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:12,684
- Charlie, now is not the time.
- Charlie.
1303
01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:13,750
Stop it.
1304
01:11:14,625 --> 01:11:15,833
No, you stop it.
1305
01:11:15,917 --> 01:11:18,292
Charlie's not being naughty.
She's searching.
1306
01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:21,208
Helping people Charlie-style,
with... with imagination.
1307
01:11:21,292 --> 01:11:22,417
Well, I'm sure Dad just...
1308
01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:24,250
Why did Santa leave her a full stocking?
1309
01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:27,542
Because he knows
that Charlie isn't naughty. She's nice.
1310
01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:31,250
Oh, and she actually darned well
does something about it all.
1311
01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:32,708
- Does she?
- Do I?
1312
01:11:32,792 --> 01:11:36,333
Yes, you do.
And it's because she loves me so much.
1313
01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,958
Why did Charlie
step on Nisha's dress in the play?
1314
01:11:39,042 --> 01:11:41,792
Because Nisha's mean to me
all the time and calls me the...
1315
01:11:41,875 --> 01:11:43,125
"Boring twin."
1316
01:11:43,208 --> 01:11:46,417
Exactly. Why did Charlie
drop the snow avalanche on Mrs. Horton?
1317
01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,292
- Pardon?
- Because I love her dog, Buddy
1318
01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:50,667
and she's absolutely horrible to him.
1319
01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:52,250
Is that right, Charlie?
1320
01:11:52,333 --> 01:11:54,833
Well, motivation is a complex thing.
1321
01:11:54,917 --> 01:11:57,000
And when she let
Farmer Yirrell's turkeys out...
1322
01:11:57,083 --> 01:11:59,625
- Charlie, you did not.
- Charlie Beccles...
1323
01:11:59,708 --> 01:12:00,875
Yes, she did.
1324
01:12:00,958 --> 01:12:04,167
And she did it because at Christmas
the poor, lovely turkeys have to die
1325
01:12:04,250 --> 01:12:07,417
because we have to eat them on a day
when there's far too much food anyhow.
1326
01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:08,792
Well, yes...
1327
01:12:08,875 --> 01:12:12,542
So my ambition next year
is to be more like Charlie. Not less.
1328
01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:14,583
Now, can we please just find little Evie
1329
01:12:14,667 --> 01:12:18,583
and move on from this whole
negative pigeonholing extravaganza.
1330
01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:19,792
Evie!
1331
01:12:19,875 --> 01:12:21,417
- Oi, Sam! Wait for me!
- Evie!
1332
01:12:22,417 --> 01:12:24,750
Evie! Evie!
1333
01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:32,125
Need a lift?
1334
01:12:32,917 --> 01:12:35,250
That is, only if it's convenient.
1335
01:12:35,333 --> 01:12:37,333
I mean, maybe?
1336
01:12:37,417 --> 01:12:38,292
If that suits?
1337
01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:39,625
Oh. Uh...
1338
01:12:40,125 --> 01:12:41,583
Thank you for standing up for me.
1339
01:12:41,667 --> 01:12:43,917
Evie, come on, where are you?
1340
01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:47,042
You're the best sister ever.
1341
01:12:48,292 --> 01:12:51,792
Now, just get on the bike
with Romeo, Juliet.
1342
01:12:57,792 --> 01:13:00,208
Beccles twins to the rescue!
1343
01:13:00,292 --> 01:13:01,750
Yee-haw!
1344
01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:06,333
- Evie! Evie!
- Evie!
1345
01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,083
It's no use.
1346
01:13:11,167 --> 01:13:13,125
We'll never find her when it's this dark.
1347
01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:14,792
But we must keep going.
1348
01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:16,625
I can't see anything.
1349
01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:19,250
That's it.
1350
01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:21,333
That is it. Hold tight.
1351
01:13:38,792 --> 01:13:40,542
Mr. Bill! Please!
1352
01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:43,708
Help! Hello! Mr. Bill?
1353
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:45,934
- I'm coming.
- Oh, he's coming.
1354
01:13:45,958 --> 01:13:46,875
- Coming.
- Yes!
1355
01:13:46,958 --> 01:13:47,958
Hold your horses.
1356
01:13:48,042 --> 01:13:48,875
Mr. Bill!
1357
01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:50,417
Evie McNutt is missing.
1358
01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:52,125
And it's super dark.
1359
01:13:52,208 --> 01:13:54,292
- Kids?
- And you've got a super light.
1360
01:13:54,375 --> 01:13:55,500
Oh, well, co...
1361
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:57,125
Come in.
1362
01:14:00,708 --> 01:14:01,708
Come on, Mr. Bill.
1363
01:14:02,167 --> 01:14:03,167
Use this.
1364
01:14:03,208 --> 01:14:04,208
Thank you.
1365
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,667
Sorry about the mess.
1366
01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:11,625
Come on, Gertrude. Time to sparkle.
1367
01:14:14,958 --> 01:14:16,708
- Huh?
- Go that way.
1368
01:14:17,292 --> 01:14:18,292
There's Bernie.
1369
01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:20,958
- Evie!
- Evie!
1370
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,167
Follow her, Mr. Bill.
1371
01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:28,792
Come on, Mr. Bill. Hurry.
1372
01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:40,292
- There's something in the snow.
- Where?
1373
01:14:40,375 --> 01:14:41,583
Further left, further left!
1374
01:14:44,792 --> 01:14:45,875
Look. There!
1375
01:14:45,958 --> 01:14:47,750
- We've got to go help her.
- Let's go!
1376
01:14:47,833 --> 01:14:50,250
Evie! Evie!
1377
01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:52,458
Evie!
1378
01:15:01,292 --> 01:15:02,292
Pink bird.
1379
01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:08,625
Evie!
1380
01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:22,750
Oh, God.
1381
01:15:29,792 --> 01:15:30,917
Oh, Evie.
1382
01:15:33,708 --> 01:15:36,375
Evie!
1383
01:15:39,250 --> 01:15:40,250
There she is.
1384
01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:41,708
Bernie!
1385
01:15:42,292 --> 01:15:44,125
Bernie! Are you okay?
1386
01:15:44,208 --> 01:15:46,708
Evie? Where is she?
1387
01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:48,292
We'll keep looking. We'll find her.
1388
01:15:48,375 --> 01:15:50,815
- It's all my fault.
- She's out there, I know.
1389
01:15:51,292 --> 01:15:53,208
Look over there!
1390
01:15:56,292 --> 01:15:58,458
Look where he's pointing the light.
1391
01:15:58,542 --> 01:16:00,042
There's something moving.
1392
01:16:01,750 --> 01:16:02,958
Evie!
1393
01:16:04,542 --> 01:16:05,958
Evie!
1394
01:16:17,208 --> 01:16:19,333
Evie!
1395
01:16:24,042 --> 01:16:25,625
The beach huts.
1396
01:16:41,208 --> 01:16:45,208
Bernie, all the big birdies! Look!
1397
01:16:50,792 --> 01:16:51,792
Evie.
1398
01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:54,375
Evie.
1399
01:16:54,458 --> 01:16:55,750
Mummy!
1400
01:16:55,833 --> 01:16:57,625
Oh, Evie, my darling.
1401
01:16:59,958 --> 01:17:02,792
We found her!
We found her at the beach huts!
1402
01:17:02,875 --> 01:17:04,083
They found her!
1403
01:17:04,167 --> 01:17:05,917
- She's safe.
- She's here.
1404
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,750
They've got her! They found her!
1405
01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:10,542
Did I win hide-and-seek?
1406
01:17:10,625 --> 01:17:12,292
Yes, darling.
1407
01:17:12,375 --> 01:17:14,125
You very much won.
1408
01:17:14,625 --> 01:17:17,667
Come here, you life-saving
feathery superhero.
1409
01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:19,250
Oh! Ooh! Ow!
1410
01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:21,292
Absolutely love turkeys.
1411
01:17:25,083 --> 01:17:26,833
I'm so sorry I lost her.
1412
01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:29,125
I'm so stupid.
1413
01:17:29,917 --> 01:17:32,042
I forgot the only thing that matters.
1414
01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:34,333
No. No.
1415
01:17:34,417 --> 01:17:37,375
The only thing that matters
is that you found her.
1416
01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:40,792
And you gave the kids
an amazing Christmas, Bernadette.
1417
01:17:42,292 --> 01:17:43,708
I'm so proud of you.
1418
01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:46,417
Eve family sandwich!
1419
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:48,542
Mmm.
1420
01:17:48,625 --> 01:17:50,375
Aw. Isn't that wonderful?
1421
01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:53,208
Yes, it really is.
1422
01:17:56,458 --> 01:17:58,500
- Danny Williams.
- Yes?
1423
01:17:59,083 --> 01:18:01,375
Was the lighthouse light really your idea?
1424
01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:02,500
Uh...
1425
01:18:03,375 --> 01:18:05,250
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1426
01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:07,792
Ladies and gentlemen,
1427
01:18:07,875 --> 01:18:11,375
this is Danny,
the best person in Wellington-on-Sea.
1428
01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:13,958
That's your cue. Go for it.
1429
01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:15,833
Uh...
1430
01:18:16,625 --> 01:18:17,625
Um...
1431
01:18:18,792 --> 01:18:21,167
Sam, I was wondering,
1432
01:18:21,250 --> 01:18:23,417
maybe we could get together
for some...
1433
01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:25,917
f-for some wine gums sometime?
1434
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:28,208
Um... Wrong twin, chickpea.
1435
01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:32,167
Over here. But yes, that'd be great.
1436
01:18:41,958 --> 01:18:45,000
And that was That Christmas.
1437
01:18:45,083 --> 01:18:48,917
One that will live long
in the memory down Wellington way
1438
01:18:49,000 --> 01:18:53,083
and prove that the best Christmases
aren't really about presents
1439
01:18:53,167 --> 01:18:56,042
and that splendid fellow called Santa.
1440
01:18:56,125 --> 01:18:59,958
They're about being with the people
you love. In the place you love.
1441
01:19:00,042 --> 01:19:02,375
And a time for local heroes.
1442
01:19:02,458 --> 01:19:05,875
Like the one whose caring soul
gave my friend Bill
1443
01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:08,708
one last Christmas with his Mum.
1444
01:19:13,167 --> 01:19:15,542
But one more wrinkle remained.
1445
01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:19,042
The traditional crazy Boxing Day sea swim.
1446
01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:24,125
This year, for the very first time,
obviously, no one was going to show up.
1447
01:19:24,208 --> 01:19:29,083
Well, except for one fearless,
skinny old sea dog, of course.
1448
01:19:29,167 --> 01:19:32,792
Even if it meant doing it on his own,
he'd never miss it.
1449
01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:35,083
Come on, guys! Come on!
1450
01:19:35,167 --> 01:19:36,958
- Hi, Bill.
- Hello.
1451
01:19:38,833 --> 01:19:40,417
Happy Christmas, Bill.
1452
01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:41,958
Are you braving it?
1453
01:19:43,250 --> 01:19:44,750
Well, what do you know?
1454
01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:48,833
I thought Wellington-on-Sea
was just an ordinary town
1455
01:19:48,917 --> 01:19:51,125
I'd drop in on once a year.
1456
01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:53,083
But I was very wrong.
1457
01:19:53,167 --> 01:19:56,167
It turns out
it's a rather remarkable community.
1458
01:19:56,250 --> 01:20:00,500
Where the only gift
they ever really needed was each other.
1459
01:20:00,583 --> 01:20:02,958
Here you go, little monster.
No more escaping, Evie.
1460
01:20:03,042 --> 01:20:05,833
And a real community is for life.
1461
01:20:05,917 --> 01:20:08,000
Not just for Christmas.
1462
01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:09,625
I love it.
1463
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,000
There you go, my love.
1464
01:20:12,083 --> 01:20:13,583
Such a nice young man.
1465
01:20:21,458 --> 01:20:22,875
Come on, Danny. Let's do it.
1466
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,333
Yeah!
1467
01:20:28,250 --> 01:20:30,250
Oh, it's flipping cold.
1468
01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:32,458
Whoa!
1469
01:20:37,292 --> 01:20:39,542
Mission accomplished.
1470
01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:44,625
It's amazing!
1471
01:20:49,042 --> 01:20:50,833
Come on, follow me.
1472
01:20:51,333 --> 01:20:52,917
Last one in is a loser.
1473
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:54,708
- That'll be you then!
- Oof.
1474
01:20:54,792 --> 01:20:56,000
Kids, wait!
1475
01:20:56,083 --> 01:20:57,601
I'm not so sure, to be honest.
1476
01:20:57,625 --> 01:20:59,185
- Come on, big chicken.
- Please... Ooh!
1477
01:21:00,917 --> 01:21:02,875
Mummy, hold this.
1478
01:21:03,375 --> 01:21:05,875
- Whoo!
- Happy hypothermia.
1479
01:21:09,625 --> 01:21:10,625
Oh!
1480
01:21:15,042 --> 01:21:19,208
Ms. Trapper,
thanks for looking out for my Danny.
1481
01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,125
Merry Christmas.
1482
01:21:21,792 --> 01:21:24,583
Yes. It has been, hasn't it?
1483
01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:29,000
And now I believe it's time for a swim.
1484
01:21:29,083 --> 01:21:30,792
Chocks away!
1485
01:21:30,875 --> 01:21:33,417
I think you're right.
Let's show them how it's done!
1486
01:21:35,667 --> 01:21:38,542
Look at me, I'm Christmas-Eve!
1487
01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:45,583
Absolutely love a happy ending.
1488
01:21:51,042 --> 01:21:57,167
♪ Oh Christmas lights
Light up the street ♪
1489
01:21:57,667 --> 01:22:03,417
♪ Down where the sea and city meet ♪
1490
01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:09,417
♪ May all your troubles soon be gone ♪
1491
01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:15,250
♪ Oh, Christmas lights keep shining on ♪
1492
01:22:15,333 --> 01:22:21,208
♪ Those Christmas lights
Light up the street ♪
1493
01:22:21,292 --> 01:22:26,958
♪ Maybe they'll bring her back to me ♪
1494
01:22:27,042 --> 01:22:32,875
♪ And then all my troubles will be gone ♪
1495
01:22:32,958 --> 01:22:38,458
♪ Oh, Christmas lights keep shining on ♪
1496
01:22:50,917 --> 01:22:56,333
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1497
01:23:02,583 --> 01:23:09,125
♪ Oh, Christmas lights
Light up the street ♪
1498
01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:15,042
♪ Light up the fireworks in me ♪
1499
01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:20,250
♪ May all your troubles soon be gone ♪
1500
01:23:21,625 --> 01:23:27,417
♪ Those Christmas lights keep shining on ♪
1501
01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:31,500
Happy Christmas to all.
1502
01:23:31,583 --> 01:23:34,250
And to all a good night.
1503
01:23:34,958 --> 01:23:36,125
Wh-Who are you talking to?
1504
01:23:36,917 --> 01:23:39,208
Are you talking to yourself again, Sants?
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