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Ah, God!

I'm just taking
your blood pressure, Eric.

It's too tight. Stop.

Ms. Cartman,
I'm extremely worried

about your son's health.

His blood pressure,
his cholesterol.

I think it's time
for some drastic measures

to bring down his weight.

Oh, God, here we go
with this shit again.

Doctor, we try to have Eric
eat right and exercise,

but it just doesn't seem
to work for him.

Well, there might be
another answer.

Have you heard of semaglutides?

Semaglutides?

They're the active ingredient
in Ozempic,

a drug originally made
for people with diabetes

but we've now discovered

they can help obese people
lose vast amounts of weight.

Really?

It's a whole new era
of medicine.

A miracle, really.

Young man, how would you like
to not be fat anymore?

Not be fat anymore?

Me?

Not fat anymore?

Hey, guys!

How's it going?
Good to see you guys.

Hey, Wendy,
you want to know something?

- What?
- You're a dumb bitch.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

You're a dumb bitch
and you got saggy tits.

Oh, yeah, Cartman?
Well, you're a...

You're a...

Sweet!

Oh, hey. Hey, Kyle.

Kyle, guess what?
You're a totally ugly ginger

and your religion
is fucking bullshit.

Oh, yeah? Well, you're a...

You're a... uh... Damn it!

Yeah! Awesome!

Hey, hello there, Pakistan.

Your whole country is fucking
dumb and it smells like ass.

Okay, Pakistan? Why don't you
get your shit together?

Oh, yeah?
Well, you are normal person!

You are... very average-looking.

Fuck yeah, dawg.
This is fucking nice!

Wow. Could this really happen?

Doctor, is it really true
I can not be fat?

It's really true, young man.

How much
do these new drugs cost?

Well, they aren't cheap.
It's about $1,200 a month.

Oh, I don't know
if we can afford that.

Oh. All right.

Well, never mind, Eric.
Have a good day.

Never mind?

You can't just tell me
there's a new miracle drug

that'll make me not fat anymore,
then say fucking "never mind"!

Insurance companies
only cover the medication

for diabetes,
not for weight loss.

So if you can't afford them,
you're just kind of out of luck.

Doctor, please,
I've been fat my whole life.

I hate how I look.

Please, there has to be
something you can do.

All right.

I'm gonna write you
a prescription for Lizzo.

- Lizzo?
- She's a really good singer

who talks about body positivity
and just being happy

with the way you look.

I want you to listen to Lizzo
five times a day

and watch her videos
just before bedtime.

Oh, and I'm afraid
you'll have to be on Lizzo

for the rest of your life.

No! Lizzo, no!

Oh, my God!

A new weight-loss
drug, one that's been described

- as a game changer...
- Patients
with obesity

lost up to 17.5%
of their body weight...

The drug works by mimicking
a naturally carried hormone

that is released from the gut...

One hot topic
everyone in Hollywood

still seems to be
talking about is Ozempic.

Obesity is a biological
condition...

Are these new drugs
a silver bullet for weight loss?

It will be the most
lucrative drug ever made.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
where are you going?

I'm going to school.

Not looking like that
you aren't.

Not looking like what?

We've talked about this,
Shelley.

You don't go to school
wearing shirts

that show off
your body like that.

All the girls at school
dress like this, Dad.

Mom already said it was okay.

- What?
- It's really just
the fashion now, Randy.

I don't care
if it's the fashion,

I don't want
my innocent little daughter

going to school
dressed like a cum whore.

Go put on a different shirt.

No. I don't have to.

My body's not a distraction,
it's perfect,

and you can't tell me
what to do.

You're gonna get stared at
all day.

Little boys are perverts.

Mom already said
I could wear it!

Mom already said
I could wear it!

You're stupid.

The school says girls
can wear shirts like this

so I can do what I want!

Okay, cool,
then maybe I'll just wear

whatever I want to school
to come pick you up later!

Go ahead!

She's gonna be fine, Randy.
She's just growing up.

Oh, she's gonna be fine?

Okay. Mark my words.

If you walk around wearing
a shirt that exposes your belly,

you end up with a bad group
of people

doing a bunch of drugs.

You'll see.

Randy was really upset,
but I don't know,

I just don't see
what the big deal is.

Do you let Wendy
wear crop tops to school?

Yeah, sometimes.

I think it's fine
when girls wear them.

What I can't stand
is all the middle-aged moms

wearing them now
'cause they're all on Ozempic.

- Who's on Ozempic?
- Oh, Butter's mom, Craig's mom.

A bunch of women use it
to lose that last five pounds

and show off their stomachs.

Oh, hey, guys. How's it going?

Just getting some coffee?

Hi, Linda.
You're, uh, looking good.

Oh, yeah, you know,
just working out a lot,

doing Pilates and stuff.

Uh-huh, sure.

Kind of cold out,
isn't it, Linda?

Oh, no, I'm not cold.

Not with all the running
I'm doing lately

- to work on my core.
- Hey, ladies.

Boy, it sure is chilly out
this morning, huh?

Yeah, I sure hope
summer comes soon.

Yeah, uh, we, uh,
we got to get going.

We'll see you guys around.

Linda, you look really good.

Which obesity drugs
are you taking?

Drugs? I-I'm not
taking any drugs.

I'm just hiking
and lifting weights.

Oh, Linda, you don't have
to be shy with us.

I'm using Ozempic
and Laura's using Mounjaro.

Come on, what are you on?

Oh, well, the truth is,
Ozempic gave me the shits

so I switched to Zepbound.

Ooh, Zepbound's the same
as Mounjaro,

but you don't have to have
the diabetes to get it, right?

Yeah, I think Zepbound
is the one Tweek's mom is doing.

Who had the half-caff
venti chai latte?

Oh, that's me.

Listen, girls,
we're doing the party

at my house
this afternoon, okay?

- Okay, sounds good.
- The-the party?

Yeah, you know, the obesity
drugs are so hard to get,

all the girls meet up and share
drugs and talk about them.

- You got to come.
- Okay, I will.

Hey, Kyle.

Kyle, can you come
talk to Eric for a minute?

He's really upset.

Cartman's upset? So what?

He's been crying all day
and now he's just sitting

on the merry-go-round
all by himself.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing.

Okay, Cartman,
obviously something's wrong.

I'm just fat.

And I'm always gonna be fat.

Is this a trick?

I'm just...

there's these new medications
that can treat obesity,

but my mom can't afford them.

I'm-I'm just a poor, fat kid.

Poor little fat kid.

Okay, Cartman, if your doctor
wants to put you on medication,

your insurance will pay for it.

No, they said the insurance
won't pay for it 'cause, um,

they're kind of new drugs,
and so the only people

that can get them are people
who can pay 1,200 bucks a month

and the rest of us get this.

- What's this?
- It's a prescription for Lizzo.

Rich people get Ozempic,
poor people get body positivity.

They can't just give medication
to rich people.

Well, that's what they're doing.

Well, did you talk
to the insurance company?

Did you file a claim?

Let's go down there
and talk to them.

See? I knew Kyle could help.

When it comes to your health,
you got to be tough, dude.

You got to have
some fucking willpower, okay?

Okay.

Oh, hey! Hey, Shelley!

Over here, Shelley.

Yeah, right here. It's Dad!

I'm here to pick you up!

Oh, my God.

Oh, what?
What's the problem, Shelley?

Come on, sweetheart.
Daddy's just here to get you!

Tweek, come on, let's go, honey.
Get your stuff.

Oh, hey, Randy. Look at you.

So, you're, uh, you're doing
the thing, too, huh?

- Doing-doing what thing?
- Oh, come on,

we can all be honest
with each other.

Those of us that can afford it

have nothing
to be ashamed of, right?

You're, uh,
you're into the drugs?

- Well, yeah, I'm into drugs.
- Yeah, me, too.

- Whoa, really?
- Yeah, I love them.

Well, I'm more into drugs than
probably anyone in this town.

Well, then, what are you doing?

- You got to come join the group.
- There's a group?

Yeah, a bunch of the girls,
we get together and talk

about all the different drugs
and where we can get them.

They're way harder
to get these days.

At Laura Tucker's house
tomorrow, lunch.

Come hang with the girls
and we can share drugs.

Wow, look at this place.

Well, hello there.
Looking to get some insurance?

No. My friend's mom already has
insurance with your company.

Oh, great. You're here
to pay your bill.

No, no, we're not here
to give you money.

We're here to file a claim
for my friend's medication.

Oh, you want money from us.

Right through that door
over there.

Hello.

We want to file a claim
to get my friend's

weight-loss drugs paid for.

Oh, okay.

Do you want to know
his policy number or anything?

Let me-- let me just speak
with our medical director first.

Yeah, yeah, okay.

Sorry, but we don't pay
for medicines for obesity

because it's not a disease.

Who was that?

That was the medical director.

The medical director decides
what claims are valid

for us to pay for.

But you didn't say
who the patient was

and what was wrong with him.

Right.
The medical director's job

is just to say no.

Look, my friend's mom has been
paying you people for years,

and his doctor says his weight
is a medical concern,

and obesity is a disease.
Oprah Winfrey says so!

Okay, okay, calm down.
Calm... down.

I didn't realize
I was dealing with someone

who had so much determination.

If you do a little more work,
I think we can get

your medications paid for.

W-We can?

Yeah, you see, the doctors
and the pharmaceutical companies

and the insurance companies
all kind of work together.

So all you have to do
is navigate

the American health care system.

Just fill out these forms.

I need to send you to Imaging.

Just fill out these forms.

I just-- I just filled 'em out
at the last place.

I can't sign this for insurance.

His original doctor needs
to sign this.

We need you to get
a second opinion

- from a doctor who's in network.
- Ugh.

We need these filled out
and then faxed

to your insurance company.

We need confirmation
from a different specialist.

No, we already talked
to the insurance company.

They were supposed to
talk to you.

Hey, fellas, I think I'm lost

in the American
health care system.

Fellas? Fellas?!

Help!

So my doctor says,
"I don't think you really need

"these drugs, Mrs. Stotch.

They're more for people
with morbid obesity."

I was like, "I have to be
in a bikini on Wednesday.

You can morbid obesity my ass."

I heard most doctors
will still prescribe

the ten milligram
Zepbound shots.

No, they're cracking down
on those, too, because

people with diabetes need it.

Hey!

Oh, hey, Randy.

Girls, Randy says
he has a hookup

on some really good shit.

Oh, wow, let me get
some of that.

Welcome to the club, Randy.
Which drugs are you on?

Well, I'm on whatever.

I brought a little appetizer
for everybody.

Everyone. Everyone,

we have a little surprise
for you all.

So, Alexis Testaburger
just decided

to start taking the drugs.

She went to Mexico
and was able to get

a 12-injection sample
through customs.

Party time, guys.

- No way.
- How can you get it?
- How much can you get?

- Oh, my God.
- How much is it?
- I need it now.

- Oh, I want some.
- I need it now.
- I'm all out.

Here you go, Randy.

Oh, thanks, yeah.

That's, uh, yeah, awesome.

Is something wrong, Randy?

No. No, I'm not a-scared.

Well, go ahead, Randy.

Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy!

Bravo!

Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy...

Randy...

Randy...

Oh, you're finally up.

You got home late last night.

Oh, uh, yeah.

I was just out
doing some hiking.

You were hiking at night?

Yeah, I was hiking really a lot.

Well, here, I made you
some bacon and eggs.

Uh, no, thanks.
I'm really not that hungry.

Towelie. Towelie.
You're not gonna believe this.

Dude, have you ever done
GLP-1 peptides?

GLP pep what now?

There's these new,
crazy drugs people are doing.

It's like cocaine and molly
mixed together.

They make women go crazy.

No, really?

Yeah. Last night I was partying

with nine hot MILFs,

and this morning I woke up,
and guess what.

I don't feel like total shit.

It's like a miracle drug.

You partied all night and
felt fine the next morning?

Totally fine.

There's, like,
nothing wrong with me.

Wow. You want half
a breakfast burrito?

No, I'm good.
I seriously thought

maybe I couldn't do
hard drugs anymore

'cause of all the downsides
the next day,

but this, like,
changes everything.

There's another rager at Mable
Thompson's house tomorrow.

I can't fuckin' wait.

Stan, Kenny, we need your help.

Hey, where have you guys been?

We've been out navigating
the American health care system.

I almost died.

It's so fucked up,
you guys don't even understand.

What's fucked up?

They just purposely
make it difficult

for people to pay for
what they need.

The insurance companies,
the hospitals

and the drug companies,
they're making obesity drugs

more expensive in America than
anywhere else in the world.

There are celebrities
and rich people

using these new drugs
to lose a few extra pounds,

and meanwhile,
Cartman's fat as fuck

- and can't get any help.
- Dude, what do you want us

- to do about it?
- Yeah.

I was watching a bunch
of videos online.

They show how you can order raw
semaglutide from a factory

in India and mix
your own injections

for next to nothing.

You mean, like, we're gonna get
powder from India,

and make it into obesity shots
for Cartman ourselves?

Who needs hospitals
and insurance

when we have TikTok and YouTube?

The semiglutides are here!

Is something wrong
with the food, Randy?

No, no, it was great.

You're done?

You want to just
skip to dessert?

I made your favorite pie.

Ooh, pie?

Yeah, maybe later.

Kids, can you leave the table
so I can have a talk

with your father?

What? What'd I do?
Don't leave.

Randy, I think I know
what's going on.

You do?

Yeah. You keep saying
you're going to the gym

and doing Pilates, but then
you aren't eating anything.

Are you doing those new drugs
everyone's doing?

What? Oh, my God.

What? Sharon.

I am not doing drugs.

Just be honest, Randy.

Sharon, I smoke weed
and drink beer. That's it.

I can't believe you would
even think I would--

- Sharon!
- Then how are you not eating?

What--? I ate.

Just 'cause I don't eat
as much as you.

Just 'cause I'm doing Pilates,
working out and stuff.

Sorry, I don't eat
as much as you do.

I'm just trying to be better.
Not on drugs.

Why would you even suggest
that I'm doing drugs?

Are you drunk?

Randy.

Thank God.
We have a big problem.

There's no more drugs!

No more drugs?

- Do you have any?
- Well, no.

- I thought you guys
always had plenty--
- Shit.

Randy doesn't have any either.

- Oh, no.
- No, no, no, no.
- Goddamn it.

We've been totally cut off.

W-W-What, what happened?

There's been
a nationwide crackdown

because doctors are saying

some people are abusing
the drugs.

Well, what else are you
supposed to do with drugs?

What are we gonna do?

I know what we should do.

Let's go knock off a pharmacy.
They have plenty of drugs.

- Good idea.
- Yeah.
- Yes.

I know for a fact

the pharmacy on Tanner Street
has a whole new supply.

So we'll break in and take 'em.

- We can do it.
- Yes.
- Uh, I think, ladies,

we can get in a lot of trouble
for doing that.

That's right.

So we have to make sure
nobody knows it's us.

Nobody move.
This is a holdup.

Stay calm and nobody gets hurt.

Keep your hands up.

This will all be over soon.

Go make sure
the back doors are locked.

Ah... Okay. God.

Oh, come on, Mrs. Tucker,
Mrs. Neely,

how many times
do I have to tell you

these drugs aren't meant
for people like you.

How do you even know who we are?

Because you ladies can't help
but expose your stomachs

everywhere you go, no matter
how inappropriate it is. Ah!

Come on, get the drugs
and let's get out of here.

That's all of it.

- All right, come on. Let's go.
- All right. Come on.

- Let's go!
- Let's get out of here.
- Let's go. Let's go.

Hey, there's
some OxyContin and Vicodin,

should I grab that, too?

No?

All right, that should be good.
Kill the switch.

Okay, Kenny, bring over
the injector.

It's done?

It's done.

You know, Cartman,
this could be dangerous.

If you don't want to--

To hell with danger.
This can change my life, Kyle.

Let's do it.

Kenny.

Well...

Here it goes, guys.

Cartman?

Do you feel anything?

I think so.

- Get me some Cocoa Puffs.
- What?

I need to make a cereal bomb.

Get me Cocoa Puffs, Cap'n Crunch
and a bucket of KFC. Hurry.

- So, what's going on?
- We don't know.

Cartman's been in the bathroom
with the bucket of cereal

for almost 30 minutes.

Dude, Cartman,
what are you doing?

Look at this.

Look at what?

There's two chicken thighs
in there.

So?

So? Do you know the last time
I couldn't finish a cereal bomb?

I think these drugs
totally work!

They do?

My favorite thing
in the world is

eating a cereal bomb
and taking a shit

at the same time
to make more room.

But I got to the last two thighs
at the bottom and I was like,

"Wait a minute,
I think I'm full."

I've never known that feeling
before in my life, you guys.

But I'm full.

You really can feel
a difference?

I totally feel a difference.

I always drink the chocolatey
chicken milk left at the bottom,

but it's still sitting there.

Wow!

Dude, I think we did it, Kyle.
What do we do now?

Now?

Now, we're gonna make
a whole lot more.

We're not gonna just
help Cartman,

we're gonna help
everyone in America

who can't afford obesity drugs.

All of us in the sugar business
have a big problem.

We designed our cereals

so that people would always
crave more and more.

But now obesity drugs
are making people

less cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

Ain't that right, Sonny?

We're talking a 60% hit
to the business.

These obesity drugs are
an attack on all of us.

Even you, Cap'n Crunch.

The drugs are moving in
on our turf.

And we'll all be
in trouble soon.

Trix Rabbit...

Tony le Tigre

and Sugar Bear.

We're only losing
all the rich people.

We'll be fine as long
as lower-income people

keep taking Lizzo.

- Lizzo, yeah.
- Lizzo, that's right.
- Yep, yep.

- Lizzo.
- We can't just keep

pushing body positivity
on people

because there's a new threat--

compounding pharmacies.

Hey, what up, guys?
It's your new friends

at South Park
Compounding Pharmacy.

We are now taking orders
for our affordable

obesity drugs
available to everyone.

We're not here
to just make money,

we're here to make things fair.

- And to make some money.
- Our semaglutides are safe

and even cheaper
than a Little Debbie snack cake.

Motherfucker.

So just "Like and Subscribe"

if you want to get on the list

and we will get everyone
who wants it

their semaglutides.

These people think
they can just come in

and mess with everything
we've built?

I say we kill every last
fucking one of 'em.

Oh, my God!

Mom, Mom! Look at me.

Eric! Oh, my goodness.

It worked, Mom. I'm normal.

- Kyle, Kenny!
- Whoa. Cartman?

It worked, you guys.
Check me out.

It's amazing, dude.

- Yeah, and guess what, Kyle?
- What?

You're a big dumb Jew
and your breath stinks like ass.

- What?
- Yeah.

And, Kenny, you have greasy hair

'cause your family's too poor
to afford shampoo.

- Dude, fuck you.
- What are you gonna say back?

Nothing.
Oh, my God, it worked!

Hey, you guys.

Wow, Cartman?

Yeah. You all have zits
on your tits.

You have big zits but tiny tits.

Oh. Oh, yeah?

What you got?
You got nothing!

You want to know what else,
Pakistan?

You all have stupid haircuts.

Yeah.

You're haircuts are dumb

and that's why your women
cover their heads.

Yeah! Yes...

The-the fuck is this?

Yeah, well, it's official.

It's been one week
and Eric's lost 1.3 pounds.

1.3 pounds?
Is that good?

I'd say it's good.

This is so great, you guys.

Last night, I had a dream
about all the amazing things

I'm gonna do when I'm skinny.

Thank you, guys, so much.

We just got
another order, fellas.

50 more cases heading out.

50 more? That's great.

How's it going
on the injectors, Kenny?

It's going good,
just trying to keep up.

Well, it's been a week, Cartman.

So, are you ready
for your second dose?

I'm so ready, Kyle.
It's really working.

This morning, for breakfast,
I couldn't even finish

half a cereal bomb
on the toilet.

Okay, tomorrow, maybe let's go

for no cereal bombs
on the toilet.

All right, here's
your next dose, Cartman.

- You know the drill.
- I sure do.

- Hands up!
- This is a holdup.

Nobody move
and nobody gets hurt.

- Hand over the obesity drugs.
- What?

I got 'em, I got 'em!

Get it all.
There's more over here.

- No, this is mine.
- Give it to me, fatso.

Fuck you, I need that.

Give me the peptide,
you little fat fuck!

- We got it.
- Let's go.
- Let's get out of here.

- Okay, go!
- Drive, drive, drive!

Come on, give me some
of that shit!

I'm telling you, Sheila, these
new drugs are pretty amazing.

I was feeling
so ashamed of myself.

Watching Randy go out
and exercise all the time

and not eating as much.

But I just don't have the same
kind of willpower he has.

Which of the drugs
are you on, Sharon?

Ozempic? Mounjaro?

Oh, no, I talked to my doctor.

He said insurance would only pay
for those if I had diabetes.

But if you can't afford them,

then how are you
managing your weight?

Don't you know, Sheila?

Now there's
a whole new obesity drug

for those of us who can't
afford Ozempic and Mounjaro.

I've controlled all my cravings
to be thinner...

with Lizzo!

FDA-approved Lizzo

makes you feel good
about your weight.

And it costs
90% less than Ozempic.

I've lowered my standards
and my expectations.

In case studies,
70% of patients on Lizzo

no longer cared
how much they weighed.

I don't give two shits.

Lizzo helps you
eat everything you want

and keep physical activity
to a minimum.

Some patients report
constipation

while listening to Lizzo.

Stop listening to Lizzo

if you experience
suicidal thoughts.

Serious side effects
may include pancreatitis,

hypothermia and literally
shitting out your ears.

Are you living
with concerns of obesity?

Ask about the power of
not giving a fuck, with Lizzo.

Oh, hey, Randy.
How was the party?

It was, uh...

It was not great.

Oh, you didn't rage?

Oh, we raged.

I think there's something
wrong with these drugs.

I was there raging again
with a bunch of hot women

and then suddenly, I was like,

I don't know if I feel
like doing this anymore.

Like, I felt satisfied.

With any drugs, I always want
to do more and more and more.

But suddenly with these drugs,

I feel like I actually
want things less.

Does that make any sense?

Not at all.

It's like, you know,
with good drugs,

they make you just
want and lust,

but those drugs
also make your dick not work.

But with these drugs,
you don't really crave anything

and your dick totally works.

Look, man, you're talking crazy.

I think maybe
you've just fallen in

with a bad group of people.

Yeah. In a bad group of people,

doing a bunch of drugs.

Randy, you've got to get away
from those MILFs.

South Park Compounding Pharmacy.

Oh, yes, ma'am, we'll
have your obesity drugs

to you really soon.

We had a bit of a... robbery.

Well, we're not
really sure when.

Yes, ma'am, we understand
how serious it is.

No, no, don't take the Lizzo.

We'll-we'll have
a new supply shortly, okay?

- Fellas! You gotta come quick!
- What's wrong?

It's Eric.
He says he's giving up.

H-He bought a bunch of junk food

and he's gonna
mix it all together!

Cartman's making
another cereal bomb?

It's a cereal bomb, but topped
with Twinkies and gravy.

He said it's called
an Oppenheimer.

Cartman, what are you doing?

The drugs are wearing off, Kyle.

I didn't get my second dose.

I just want to make
an Oppenheimer

and forget the whole thing.

That's it?
You're just gonna give up?

I don't want to hope anymore.

Well, you got to hope, Cartman.
You hope

and you work instead
of turning to shit like that!

It's all just making it worse,
Kyle. Don't you get it?

Knowing there's a cure.

Knowing I can have willpower
injected into my body.

It's all just made me
dream about

what my future can be like.

But I realize now
that those dreams

are never gonna come true.

Cartman, your dreams
are going to come true.

- No, they won't.
- Yes, they will.

You'll do everything
you dreamed about,

you just have to fight
for those dreams.

I don't have the willpower
that you do.

Just come back
to the pharmacy with us.

We're not gonna quit.

But all our shit got stolen.

My obesity drugs
are with some women

who don't even need them.

So, are we gonna let them win?

People can be as unfair
as they want.

But as long as
there's a factory in India,

I will never stop making
obesity drugs for the needy.

This is the place.

Little Debbie!

You think you can sell
your drugs on our fuckin' turf?

Only one drug
is king in America.

And that drug is sugar.

One of the largest
manufacturers of semaglutide

was attacked today
by body positivity activists.

Our own Bill Norman has more.

Tom, the advocates
for body positivity

broke into this
obesity medicine facility

and opened fire
on everyone inside.

The terrorists claimed
that obesity is not a disease

and that every body is beautiful

as they then burned
the factory to the ground.

The identity of the attackers
is still unknown,

but one member
of the militant group

sent this anonymous message.

Now instead of obesity drugs,

people will have to rely on
good things,

like self-esteem
and body positivity.

They're grrreat!

Does this mean I'm not
gonna get my next dose?

I'm just gonna stay fat?

What the hell
is wrong with people?

Am I just gonna
stay fucking fat, Kyle?

- No, we're gonna do
something else.
- But the body positivity people

are just gonna
destroy all the drugs

- and I'm gonna be fat.
- You are not gonna be
fat, Cartman.

- I'm gonna be fat. Yes, I am.
- Listen to me.

- I'm gonna be fat forever!
- You're not gonna be fat!

You can't do anything.
They have all the power.

We'll get the drugs
somewhere else.

They want to keep me this way.

We just have to keep
working harder.

I'm gonna be fat as fuck, Kyle!

We're gonna fuckin'
figure it out!

Ugh. Ooh.

Cartman?

I just got to get
my next dose soon, you guys.

Something's going on down there.

It's okay,
you're just experiencing

some side effects
from your medication.

Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry.

It's all right, Mrs. Marsh.

We've been seeing
a lot of this lately

with people taking Lizzo.

Now, are you mostly defecating
out your anus or out your ears?

M-My ears.

Yup, all right,
let's take a look.

Uh-huh. Yep.

Okay.

Well, that confirms it,
Mrs. Marsh.

I'm afraid with all
the Lizzo you've been takin',

you've given yourself
"diabeartes."

- What? I have diabetes?
- Diab-ear-tes.

It's a mild form of diabetes
that occurs mostly in the ears.

It's something
you'll have to manage

for the rest of your life.

But that's really good news.

H-How the hell
is that good news?

Because! Now I can write you
a prescription for Ozempic!

With your condition,
you're finally eligible

for semaglutides.

I-I can get on Ozempic now?

Yes, ma'am.

Congratulations on
your diabeartes, Mrs. Marsh.

We'll see you back here
looking skinny in a few weeks.

All right, next.
Come on in, Mrs. Munoz.

Experiencing some side effects
with your Lizzo?

Yes.

Come on, dude.
You don't want to do this.

Yes, I do.

Eric, there's so much
to live for.

What's he doing?

Cartman's in there
with a cereal bomb

that he says is ten times
more destructive

than an Oppenheimer.

He says it's called
a Stormy Daniels.

Cartman!

Cartman, stop!
I have a solution!

Forget it. I'm going down
with a Stormy Daniels.

No, Cartman, stop eating!

I found more semaglutide.

It's gonna be here
within the hour.

Go easy, Cartman.

What do you mean it's
gonna be here within the hour?

I found another supplier
in North Carolina.

They make raw semaglutides
for all the other drugs.

They let me order a whole truck
of raw powder wholesale.

The app says the truck
is already almost here. See?

As soon as it gets here,
we can make you another dose,

and you'll have
your willpower back.

You just gotta hang on
a little bit longer.

Fine. I won't eat it just yet.

Kenny, put this
in the refrigerator

so the skin doesn't get soggy.

Ew, gross.

Okay, let's be totally ready
when the truck gets here.

Stan, get the biostatic
water ready.

Butters, prepare
another syringe.

The delivery is gonna be here
in the next 40 minutes.

Got some construction going on.

Seems kind of inappropriate

to wear a midriff shirt
while working, don't it?

Take your foot off the pedal!

How much semaglutide
you got in the back?!

- Hey!
- Get him, girls!

No!

Stop.

Stop!

Fuck this!

What the hell are you doing?

You're bad people!

I'm getting the fuck
away from you!

Hey!

He's taking the drugs!

Get that motherfucker!

Shit!

Oh, goddamn it.

- What's wrong?
- The truck was almost here

but now it's going
the wrong way again.

What the fuck is this guy doing?

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Now it's doing that thing

where it just keeps
spinning around in circles.

Oh, I hate that.

Come on, we got to go
track this asshole down.

Whoa!

What the fuck?

The truck went west by Target.

And then went east again.

I think it's over this way now.

I don't get it.

It says the truck is right here.

Uh, there it is.

Oh, shit!

Dad, what are you doing?

I'm in deep, Stan.

Daddy's a drug addict.

I should have never worn

this midriff shirt to school.

Certain things just aren't
appropriate to wear.

Oh-oh, look, fellas!

Give us the drugs!

Aw, not them again.

Get in the truck!

Whoa, whoa, wait!

Fellas, help!

You guys, look.

Is that the cops?

What is that?

Destroy that shipment!

Dude, it's Cocoa Puffs bird.

And-and Cap'n Crunch.

I think that's Cap'n Crunch.

You ain't taking this shit
to your compounding pharmacy!

What's a compounding pharmacy?

- Aah!
- Whoa!

Those are our drugs, fuckos!

- Aah!
- Tony the Tiger killed Kenny!

Stan, take Daddy's gun
and shoot those MILFs!

No, Dad,
I'm not shooting anyone's mom.

I'll fucking shoot them.

Butters, what are you doing?

Oh, hey, Mom.

Butters, you give Mommy
those obesity drugs right now!

But I thought you didn't use
obesity drugs, Mom.

I thought you were
doing Pilates and stuff.

Ooh!

Fuck you!

Koo-koo!

Koo-koo! Koo-koo!

- The fuck are you doing?
- I can reach it.

Cartman, get your fat ass
back in the truck.

No, I can get them.

I can get the obesity drugs.
I can have my hunger

suppressed for another week.

No!

Dad, look out!

Whoa!

Get the drugs in the garage!

We'll make Cartman's shot first.

Kyle, what the hell is going on?

We've got a full order

of semaglutides
to be given to the needy.

They're all trying to take it,
but everything in here

belongs to us.

Hello.

Where's our drugs?

Yeah, the, uh,
pharmaceutical company

you ordered from
was insured with us.

What do you mean?
We-we don't get them?

You'll-you'll be able
to get them.

See, we just work in tandem
with the suppliers,

so all you'll have to do
is navigate...

...the American
health care system.

Oh, my God, stop!

Sharon, you don't want
to mess with that stuff.

Randy, why are you wearing
one of Shelley's shirts?

It's time for me
to tell you the truth.

I told you that
I've been going out on hikes

and doing Pilates.

But it's not true.

I've just been...

doing that shit.

You have?

Why didn't you just admit it
when I asked you?

Well, 'cause I thought
you'd be pissed.

I had no idea you'd...
want to do 'em, too.

But how have you been
getting them?

They're so hard to get.

A, uh, a group of women

were sharing theirs with me.

I'd go to their houses
and, uh...

do it with them.

Oh, and what do you think?

Are you seeing any improvements?

Wha--? Wait.

You're-you're not pissed?

No, I'm not pissed, Randy.

Everyone wants to do this stuff.

How can you say no to it?

You are so much cooler

than any other woman out there,
you know that?

And I do not want you
to change one bit.

You don't? Really?

The truth is, Sharon,

I think these are bad drugs.

They just made me
crave everything less

and yet my dick still worked.

Hey, let's say just you and me

go to the Holiday Inn tonight
and do some molly.

What? Like we did
back in college?

Yeah, sweetheart.

Let's go do some good drugs.

Hey, oh, hey, Sharon,
look, my dick doesn't work!

- Oh, wow.
- Yeah! Ha-ha, this is great!

Well, I guess that's it
for our compounding pharmacy.

Yeah, I'm just kind of glad
it's all over with.

I was wrong.

I used to think fat people
just needed more willpower.

But now I see what it's like
to have willpower not be enough.

We got sugar companies,
pharmaceutical companies

and insurance companies
all just trying to figure out

how to make money
off of our fucking health.

How can anyone have willpower
when all these forces

are manipulating us every day?

It's impossible.

And I've learned
one very important thing.

It isn't fair to put the blame
on anyone for their weight.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What do you say, guys?

Let's all agree as a school--

no, as a society--
that we won't make fun

of obesity anymore.

Wait, what did you say?

I said we're not going
to be critical

of anyone for their weight
ever again.

Are you serious?

But, you guys,

that's all I've been wishing for
this whole time.

It all worked out, you guys.

- Kyle, guess what?
- What?

You're a fucking dipshit ginger.

You've got fucking freckles and
your religion is a goddamn lie.

Shut up, Cartman.

You... you...

Oh, my God, yes!

Fucking yes!

Wendy, you've got
little tiny saggy tits

and your breath stinks.

- What?
- That's it!

That's it, you can't
say anything, and you...

Hey, Mr. Rollins,
you dress like a bitch.

Hello, ma'am,
you've got a big nose.

Hey, do I know you? Fuck you.

Nice hair, cheesedick.

Ha-ha, you're in a wheelchair.

Hey, ugly,
I'm checking in, please.

You're flying to Pakistan
all by yourself, young man?

That's right.

I've got a lot
of catching up to do.

Yes!