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So, you'll be pleased to hear
Rupert has decided
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to promote you to divisional officer.
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What?
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Do you mind if I take your photo?
It's for GCHQ magazine.
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Sure. Is it for the cover?
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No, that's a picture of a horse
drinking from a pond.
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-[camera shutter clicks]
-Wait, I wasn't ready. Do it again.
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I can keep taking 'em
if you wanna carry on talking.
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Oh, great, yeah.
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So, is it specifically
to do with last week's success,
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or more for generally
being awesome all year round?
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Hard to tell if it's either.
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Still, it'll be nice
to finally have you under me.
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Not quite. I don't think
that's ever gonna happen.
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What about a company car?
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There's a department Toyota Yaris
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but the passenger seat's stuck in recline.
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But you'll have unlimited access
to Evelyn, of course.
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-These are so great.
-Yeah?
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-Yeah.
-Here, how about…
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I saw this in a magazine once. Just like…
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-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-More like, uh… Ryan Gosling.
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-Oh, yeah. Love that, love that.
-[Chris] You carry on.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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-How's your mum doing, by the way?
-Okay.
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She won't leave the house without an axe
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and has started having flashbacks,
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but at least she's stopped
humping everything.
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[thudding]
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-Anything else?
-Er, yeah. Anything else?
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[Mary] A report just came in about a plane
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trapped in a holding pattern above
Heathrow because of a cockpit bug.
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So they may have to jump? I had a friend
who survived a fall from that height,
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but I think it was because he landed
in Lake Geneva.
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Impossible. Hitting water at that height
would be like hitting concrete.
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He landed in water.
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Send it through to Programming Support.
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Yeah, Mary. Send it through
to Programming Support.
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[Chris] As some of you may have noticed,
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Jerry has been offered a promotion
following last week's victory.
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Aww, that's… I just wanna say
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that up to a point,
I really could not have done it
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without all of your help,
so, thank you, up to a point.
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Gosh, I haven't been promoted
in nearly 35 years!
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Oh, I think that's just because no one
expected you to outlive the system.
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-Thank you.
-So you will be above Chris?
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-Yeah, maybe.
-Sadly not.
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Well, we're just…
It's still getting worked out.
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Uh, plus you should know,
I'm also being considered
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for an extremely senior position
back at the NSA.
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It's kinda like total vindication.
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-[Mary] Gosh!
-How senior are we talking?
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-I think even older than Mary.
-Maybe I should apply?
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No, actually these kinds of roles
are only available to men.
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-You'd be surprised.
-Actually, Chris, you know,
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I don't really see you
as a woman any more.
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No, I'm beginning to see you
as an equal.
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Will you take the job?
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I don't know.
Why, would you miss me if I did?
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Yeah.
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-[door opens]
-[Joseph] Ah! Morning!
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Joseph, you know you've been fired.
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I know. It's just, my pass still works.
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You can't keep wandering in
whenever you feel like it.
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I know, I just… Sorry, Mary,
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-do you mind if I leave that with you?
-What's that?
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-I'm just organizing a little whip-round.
-For yourself?
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-Yeah.
-These are not for personal use.
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We only use these
during a domestic atrocity.
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-Is that why you're leaving?
-By the way,
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one thing I forgot to ask,
just as another way around it, Chris.
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-Would you object to me working from home?
-Yes, you've been fired.
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-Even if I work from home?
-Yes,
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it was your inadequacy
that got you fired, not where you sit.
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-Right.
-Ouch!
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-But seriously, are you doing okay?
-Yeah.
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Maybe you and Jerry
could have a joint party?
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-Why, have you been fired as well?
-No, I've been promoted.
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It's kinda like the opposite.
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In fact, I get to put
my own team together.
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That'll be all, Joseph.
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Actually, Chris,
I mean, as Joseph's here,
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I could really use someone to help
categorize all the Korean chatter.
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Joseph doesn't work here anymore.
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I mean, I don't speak Korean
but Jay-Wu might give you a hand.
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-He works in the canteen.
-He wouldn't have the clearance!
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He's also completely blind.
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Isn't that an advantage
when you're handling
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-sensitive material?
-[Chris] Not always.
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Maybe he could help me
during lunch breaks?
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-Sorry, are we talking about me or Jay-Wu?
-Jay-Wu. You've been fired.
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He doesn't get a lunch break,
he works in the canteen!
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-Does he get any kind of break?
-He's completely blind.
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-Okay, back to work.
-[Joseph] I agree.
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-Not you!
-Not me, I'm sorry.
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-[Jerry] Bye, buddy.
-Thank you.
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-Jerry?
-[karate grunts]
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-No, it's me!
-[sighs] Man!
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[Joseph] Close the blinds.
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-[exhales deeply]
-No, no.
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Oh, sorry.
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[exhales]
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-What's going on?
-Oh, I just fancied a little chat, really.
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So this new promotion, does it come
with, like, a big pay rise or what?
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Oh, yeah, it's, like, off the charts.
It's, like, silly money.
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-Oh, wow. How silly?
-I might… I might buy The Citrus.
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-The whole hotel?
-Yeah!
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If I can't find another job, I might
genuinely need somewhere to stay…
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Well, if we're not sold out, I mean…
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Do you know of anyone hiring
at the moment?
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Okay.
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So, I don't know how
you're gonna feel about this.
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[exhales]
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But I've been giving it a lot of thought.
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-You have?
-And given your experience
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working here at GCHQ…
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-Yes?
-Well, I mean,
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how would you feel about
going undercover as a terrorist?
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Well…
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I don't think I'd be tall enough, Jerry.
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Oh, actually, from our point of view,
a short terrorist is a good thing,
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'cause you're always looking up,
which is great for CCTV.
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-Have you ever fired a gun?
-No. No, no, no.
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Well, one time when I was a cub,
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someone brought air rifles in,
but none of them worked
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and akela nearly exploded, so…
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Yeah, I didn't understand
a word of that.
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Okay, I'm gonna throw this out there,
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given that you've been promoted
and are forming a new team,
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would you consider hiring me?
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[laughs]
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-You all right?
-[clears throat]
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Uh…
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Um, yeah.
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Yeah! I'd consider it. I mean,
I'd have to talk to Chris…
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-[sighs]
-…first.
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I'd worry about how that might look.
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Because we used to be married?
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No, and I swear to God,
you bring that up one more time…
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Okay, okay.
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I meant more in terms
of your lack of ability.
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Apart from GCHQ,
what genuinely makes you happy?
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[exhales] Charlotte, obviously. Um…
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-And you.
-Yeah.
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-I don't know what I'm gonna do.
-Okay, I'll tell you what.
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-Listen, I'll talk to Chris.
-Thank you, Jerry!
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-I just can't promise anything. Okay?
-Yeah.
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Oh, I wish there was
anything else you could do!
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Is it okay if I took the cables?
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Take what you like.
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-Hey. Are you Joseph?
-Uh… yes.
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-Are you here to fix the photocopier?
-No, you're in my seat.
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[Joseph] Oh, sorry, gosh.
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So, are you, like, the new me?
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What do you think?
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I don't know.
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-[Joseph] That's how it goes…
-It's all right.
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[thudding, clattering]
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-[Joseph] You all right?
-Yeah. Does this go any lower?
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[Joseph] Um… It should do. Though,
for a while, I had the valve blocked
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'cause I read if you adjust it too much,
it gives you spina bifida.
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Okay. Fine.
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-Hello. I'm Mary, by the way.
-Hi.
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-That's a very realistic wig.
-It's not a wig.
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Do you need me
to show you where the toilet is?
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No, I need you to fuck off.
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It's great to have you on the team, Jerry.
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We'll celebrate when I'm back.
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Sounds good!
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And, Chris, you know where to find me
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-if you need me.
-[Chris] Yes.
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-[horse whinnies]
-Whoa!
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The Canadian Rockies.
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So, listen, would it make things easier
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-if, from now on, I sat in your chair?
-No.
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I just thought, now that
we're on the same pay grade--
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We're not, and that's not how it works.
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Well, do you think I can, like,
have a little spin around in it?
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Jerry!
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-Fine. Oh, my God, a spider!
-What do you want, Jerry?
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Um… So, uh… Got it.
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-So, listen, um, it's about Joseph.
-Is he still in the building?
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-Yeah, I can't get him to leave.
-Have you tried the window?
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I was thinking
there might be another way.
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The roof.
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-You don't want that, do you?
-[knocking on door]
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-Sorry, give me two secs.
-Fuck off.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Hey…
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Nice to see you again.
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[Chris] Okay, I'll cut to the chase.
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Assuming Jerry retains
his elevated status here at GCHQ,
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which, given abysmal decisions like this,
I'd say, won't be for long,
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he has requested you as his new PA.
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-[Joseph] You're kidding.
-Sadly not.
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Does it require any formal training?
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No. So far, as I can tell,
it doesn't require any training.
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You were designed for this, buddy.
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[laughs] I don't know what to say.
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-Thank you so much! Thank you.
-I got your back.
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-Well, don't get too comfortable.
-I won't.
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-The NRA just called.
-Oh, has my membership lapsed?
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-Oh, no, sorry I mean the NSA.
-Jesus.
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-Did I get the job?
-What job?
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The job at the NSA.
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What NSA job?
Is this the same as my new job?
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-What new job?
-I've been given a PA.
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-You've been made a PA.
-Isn't it the same thing?
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-What about me?
-What do you mean?
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-Do I get a PA?
-You are a PA.
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Never mind any of that.
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-What did they say?
-Who?
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The NRA!
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-[both] NSA!
-Oh. You got the job.
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-Yes!
-Well, that didn't last long.
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It was a blast.
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-Hey. I didn't think you'd come.
-Neither did I.
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-Oh, wow. Wow!
-We couldn't work out what to wear
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so we thought we'd play it safe.
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Jerry's gonna love it!
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-Thank you.
-I'm on anti-depressants.
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Have you got a bowl for these keys?
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Um…
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Just uh… some nibbles.
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Help yourself.
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So is this a surprise party
or a leaving do?
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I'd rather we didn't call it anything
until we know who's leaving.
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-Well, you, for starters…
-[Evelyn] You're leaving again?
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Is that the surprise?
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I thought it might be a nice way
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to show Jerry how appreciative
we are of him being here.
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-Before he leaves?
-Yeah, or… if he decides to stay.
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-And make you his PA?
-I should think that's unlikely now.
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Well, anything's possible.
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Conjoined twins are unlikely, but we've
actually got four sets in our church.
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-Well, there you go, yeah.
-I'm actually so confused.
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00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,760
[crunches]
238
00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,080
[knock at door]
239
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,760
-[Joseph] Hey!
-[Jerry] Oh, hey.
240
00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,400
I didn't know
if I had the right place.
241
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,760
So are all these buildings finished?
242
00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:37,520
Yeah.
243
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,600
-Come in.
-Yeah.
244
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,560
-Can you, uh…
-Yeah, sure. Yeah.
245
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:46,880
So, you know, I'm actually glad
it's just gonna be the two of us,
246
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:50,520
'cause, um… I wanted you to be
the first to know that I decided--
247
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,840
-[Mary] Surprise!
-Jesus, fuck!
248
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,640
It's Mary! It's Mary, Jerry.
249
00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,520
I thought it was The Purge or something.
250
00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:58,840
What…
251
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,560
What… You guys, you shouldn't have!
252
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,160
Wait. Is this my going-away party?
253
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,600
Well, at first, it was gonna be mine,
and then it wasn't gonna be anyone's.
254
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,160
And now I guess it's…
well, it's up to you!
255
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:16,360
So, yes! [laughs] That is so sweet!
256
00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:19,160
-[knocking at door]
-Sorry, I… Sorry, two seconds.
257
00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:24,160
Quentin's here.
258
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,880
-Yay.
-[door closes]
259
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,560
-[chuckles] Look at you.
-Ooh, what's that muck there?
260
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,680
I don't know, everyone's been
clumping around in their shoes and stuff.
261
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:35,680
-So, who here do you already know?
-Only Superman and Wonder Woman.
262
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,680
Just so you're not disappointed,
they're not the actual ones.
263
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,440
When do you wanna set alight to this?
264
00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,400
Oh. And you're sure
it's a celebratory thing?
265
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,680
Yeah, people are doing it
on the Internet all the time.
266
00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,560
Okay, I think save it for the end.
267
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:50,720
Nice way to finish off.
So we've got celery, carrot, cucumber.
268
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,200
So you've made your final decision?
269
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,040
I don't know. [sighs]
Maybe I'll stay just to piss you off.
270
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,560
-That would be very fitting.
-[chuckles]
271
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,040
As long as you know who you can trust.
272
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,480
[song playing on stereo]
273
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:09,800
You know, despite your cold, brittle,
impenetrable shell, Chris…
274
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,640
I always suspected
there was something soft,
275
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:14,800
warm and gooey lurking inside.
276
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,560
Easy mistake to make.
277
00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,480
[chuckles]
278
00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:23,280
["Karma Chameleon" playing]
279
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,840
At least this time,
I'll be heading back on my own terms,
280
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,880
instead of them
trying to extradite me.
281
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:30,680
That actually happened
to one of my African Brownies.
282
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,360
Are you allowed to call them that?
283
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:35,400
Thankfully, she ended up
catching sepsis on a tree stump,
284
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,920
so she wasn't allowed on the plane.
285
00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,840
-Shall we get a drink?
-Oh, thank you!
286
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:46,280
-Hey, you all right?
-Hey. What's that?
287
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:49,560
Oh, that is
a hummus fountain thing.
288
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,960
[sighs] This is nice.
Are you having a good time?
289
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,520
Yeah, I wish we'd done this more often.
290
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:58,400
-Well, we can if you stay!
-Where do you keep your bread?
291
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,160
-[Joseph] Um, it's just--
-[Jerry] Hello?
292
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,960
-Sorry, yeah. Sorry.
-Jerry Bernstein.
293
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,920
-You must be Charlene.
-Charlotte.
294
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,080
-Charlot.
-As in the potato.
295
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,080
What… what… what's that?
296
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,200
-You've not heard of potatoes?
-I… I… [laughs]
297
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,720
-You're, um… so you're tall.
-Mmm.
298
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,320
-Always have been.
-[both] Yeah.
299
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,440
-Your poor mother!
-She was even taller than me.
300
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,000
Oh, well, of course, obviously.
301
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,720
I mean, otherwise how would you
have, you know, like,
302
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,320
come out… is what I…
303
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,920
Anyway, I'm so… so glad
304
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,400
you're gonna be looking after
my buddy here.
305
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:37,720
-That's a long commitment.
-Well… hopefully.
306
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,120
-Could be.
-No, it is.
307
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,600
-It is.
-Okay.
308
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,760
-I might just go to the toilet.
-You all right?
309
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,160
-Yeah.
-Good.
310
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,400
-Fuck, I'm so sorry.
-No, it's all right.
311
00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,440
-I totally messed that up.
-It's fine.
312
00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,480
Hi!
313
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,200
I hope you don't mind,
but I just did a wee in your garden.
314
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,160
I don't have a garden.
315
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,600
I… Quentin?
316
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,400
Hopefully, it was just a wee!
317
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,040
["The Loco-Motion" playing]
318
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,720
I don't know if now is a good time,
but here you go…
319
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,960
[Joseph] That's so kind.
320
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,800
[Mary] Sorry it's not much.
It's whatshisname who I like.
321
00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,160
Benedict Cumberbatch.
322
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:21,080
-Oh, I love him!
-Yes, she loves him.
323
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,760
Is that about the guy
in the wheelchair?
324
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,400
-That's Stephen Hawking.
-Such a great actor.
325
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,000
-Did he used to work at GCHQ?
-No.
326
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,080
I think he passed away
quite a few years ago now.
327
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,320
Benedict Cumberbatch?
328
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,000
-So did you guys get anything for me?
-Therapy.
329
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,280
Cool!
330
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,360
What?
331
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,960
I don't know about you,
but I'd like to propose a toast.
332
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,480
Chrissy, come on,
you don't have to do that.
333
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:42,600
To Joseph.
334
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,360
[others] To Joseph.
335
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:48,880
They parted at last, with mutual civility,
336
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:53,840
and possibly a mutual desire
of never meeting again.
337
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,360
Aww, Chris!
338
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:57,880
That is so sweet.
339
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,480
-Was that Britney?
-Not quite. Jane Austen.
340
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,200
Yes, of course. Either way, I knew
it had to be written by a woman.
341
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,600
Well, I'd like to say something,
if I may?
342
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,240
-About me? Or you?
-Yep.
343
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,360
Uh… This is open to interpretation.
344
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:16,400
[clears throat] We go together…
345
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,840
like… rama lama lama…
346
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,600
ka dinga da dinga dong.
347
00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,160
Remembered forever…
348
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:30,440
as shoo-bop… sha wadda wadda
349
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:34,240
yippity boom de boom.
350
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,720
That's the way it should be.
351
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,760
Wah-oooh, yeah!
352
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,680
[others] Wah-oooh, yeah!
353
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,480
-So is that Britney?
-Yeah.
354
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,120
So, is it your birthday then?
355
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,080
Um, no…
356
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,240
[chuckles] Not quite, no.
357
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,520
I… I…
358
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,880
I got fired.
359
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,200
Sorry.
360
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:09,920
What for?
361
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,920
-Gross incompetence.
-No, what are you sorry for?
362
00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:19,640
Oh, I… I just don't want you to be
disappointed in me, that's all.
363
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,240
Don't be silly. Couldn't give a shit.
364
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,720
-[door opens]
-[dog barking in the distance]
365
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,680
-[Joseph] Hey.
-[Jerry] Hey.
366
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:38,680
[Joseph] You all right?
367
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:39,800
Yeah.
368
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,480
[Joseph] Ah… Okay. All right.
369
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,320
Okay. Okay!
370
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,520
-[both] Listen, I just wanted to…
-Oh.
371
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,440
-No, you… go.
-No, go ahead.
372
00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:58,480
-Honestly. Please.
-Go, please…
373
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,760
-[both chuckle]
-I just want you to speak!
374
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,000
-Just go. Go!
-No.
375
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,240
I mean, this…
this might sound completely mad,
376
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,680
and I'd need to check
with Charlotte first, but do you think
377
00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,120
I should go with you?
378
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:19,120
Yeah, I mean, the only issue, I think…
379
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,160
we'd have with that, is in proving
380
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,680
that no one else in the States
could do what you do.
381
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,400
You know, just from a visa point of view.
382
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,840
Right.
383
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,960
And how many people are there
in the States?
384
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,720
Right now? Uh, 328 million,
not including me.
385
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,760
Oh, it'll be fine.
It's gonna be fine.
386
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:43,960
-Yeah!
-You know?
387
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,440
-We can still Zoom every five minutes.
-Yeah!
388
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,640
-Yeah?
-Yeah, I mean…
389
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:52,120
obviously, you know,
I'll be busy, at times…
390
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,240
Well, you know what?
I'd be more than happy
391
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,120
to just sort of leave Skype on all day.
392
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,200
Even if we're going about
our normal business,
393
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,640
we can still check in
every so often, say hello…
394
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,880
-I'm sure we'll figure something out.
-Yeah.
395
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,240
There's FaceTime, and there's WhatsApp,
and there's Houseparty.
396
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,680
-Can you… Sorry, I'm just feeling a bit…
-Yeah?
397
00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,200
…lightheaded.
398
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,520
Okay.
399
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,400
Mm.
400
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,800
-Hey. You know what you remind me of?
-No.
401
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,400
A pilot fish.
402
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,560
Do you know the one I mean?
403
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,960
It's… it's one of those fish
that swim under sharks.
404
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,080
Oh, yeah, yeah,
for added protection. Yeah.
405
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,720
Yeah, but here's the thing.
406
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,160
It's also huge benefit to the shark
407
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,320
because that tiny little fish
408
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:45,200
eats all the little bits of dead dry skin,
409
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,040
keeping that shark healthy, and tall.
410
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,360
Are you saying that's what
you'd like me to do?
411
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,120
Well… [exhales]
412
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,600
No, I just…
413
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,360
I just want you
to remember that when I'm gone.
414
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:00,600
[door opens]
415
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,280
Um, Wonder Woman's been sick.
416
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:07,080
Oh, God, well, I better…
417
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,400
Really? Are you coming in, Jerry?
418
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,560
-Oh, give me a minute.
-Is she okay?
419
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,400
-No, it's, like, all in her wig.
-Oh, God, does Superman know?
420
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,320
I don't know.
421
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,040
-[Joseph] Push.
-[Evelyn] Stop crowding me, Joseph!
422
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,680
-[door closes]
-What am I doing?
423
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,480
[man] You order pizza?
424
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,040
Oh, uh…
425
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,880
Yeah. Um… Let me just go get my…
426
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:39,920
[muffled grunt]
427
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,560
[tires screech]
428
00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,480
[tinkling]
429
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:02,160
♪ Hurray, hurray, hurray
Misery's on the way ♪
430
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:06,000
♪ There are bad times
Just around the corner ♪
431
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,800
♪ There are dark clouds
Hurtling through the sky ♪
432
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:13,920
♪ It's as clear as crystal
From Bridlington to Bristol ♪
433
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,600
♪ That we can't save democracy
And we don't much care ♪
434
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:22,000
♪ We'd better all learn the lyrics
Of the old "Red Flag" ♪
435
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,680
♪ And wait until we drop down dead ♪
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