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How's it going with Charlotte,
by the way?
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Yeah, really well, I think.
We're at that stage in our relationship
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where I've stopped getting
the runs every time we speak.
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-Oh.
-And have you, you know,
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stormed her castle?
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Oh, well, you know,
a gentleman never tells, so…
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-Wait, she's a guy?
-Boardroom, now.
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Okay, I'll cut to the chase.
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As of 20 minutes ago, Mary's cover
as a triple agent has been blown.
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-Oh, no.
-How many times?
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Do we know if the Russians managed
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-to rebuild Eternal Blue?
-[Chris] Yes.
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But with the false information
provided by Mary,
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it started destroying itself.
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-Surely that's a good thing?
-[Chris] Not quite.
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Now they're demanding we give up
the original creator of the weapon,
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or they'll kill Mary's mum.
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-But that's me!
-Exactly.
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-That's Mum!
-Shh. Hold on.
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Are you saying that
you're prepared to sell me out
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just to keep some
random old lady alive?
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-She still does hot Zumba every Wednesday.
-Does she?
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Please don't take it personally.
I'd do the same for anyone.
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But, Chrissy, do you really
want to toss me off like this?
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It's not up to you
and it's not up to me.
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This comes directly from the top,
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and sometimes sacrifices
have to be made.
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When it comes to a choice
between risking a civilian life
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versus an agent's life, we have to--
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Consider the age of the civilian, surely?
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You can't just throw me
under a bus like this!
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No one is suggesting
we throw you under a bus.
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More that there might be a bus
heading your way.
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Well, fine. Then what's stopping me
from, you know,
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jumping on that bus,
and I don't know, eloping with Tuva?
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-Me?
-Fine, then, I'll elope alone.
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-Does that still count as elope?
-No.
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You know what? This is bullshit.
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-Do I not even get a choice?
-Of course you get a choice.
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On the one hand, you can capitulate,
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or you can run away from all this,
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putting a civilian life
in imminent danger,
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while simultaneously ending your career,
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and giving me no better reason
than to go public
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with the NSA scandal for good measure.
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[Jerry sighs]
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Either way,
let's keep this on the lowdown.
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The fewer people that know
about all this, the better.
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-Know about what?
-Nothing.
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[Evelyn] Oh, my God.
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Are you guys organizing
a surprise birthday party for me?
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No, of course not.
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Oh, my God.
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Way to go, Mary.
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[knocking on door]
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Oh, Jerry, I just wanted
to check you were okay.
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[groans]
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Oh, dear.
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Do you want me to get the blinds?
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[mumbles]
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You don't know?
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I mean, I can go
and get you something to eat.
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-Is there anything--
-I don't know.
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-We can get married again if you like.
-No.
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No. Okay.
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[sighs] I just wanted to see how…
You must be feeling awful.
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I just keep thinking about everything
they're doing to that poor old woman.
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God, I wish she was dead.
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You know? And then I may be next.
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Yeah. Well, yeah.
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I'm just trying to focus on the positives.
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Well, you have to really, don't you?
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I just wonder what they are.
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I don't know,
maybe I'll pick up a bit of Russian?
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-[cell phone chimes]
-Yeah. Yeah.
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-Everything okay?
-Yeah.
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-All good?
-I don't know.
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Part of me just thinks
none of this would've happened,
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if I'd have done what you'd asked
in the first place,
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and just got the location data
off of Charlotte.
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No, buddy, you can't blame yourself
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-for any of that.
-Thanks, man.
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Although now that
you've said it out loud, I totally agree.
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I'm sure you'll be fine.
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I mean, listen, if anyone's gonna
get through all this, it's you.
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Yeah. Cool.
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At least you'll go down
in history a hero.
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-Yay.
-Yeah.
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You see, between us,
I'm really not keen
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on the whole "being tortured" thing.
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Presumably you've got
quite a high pain threshold.
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Oh, no, I do.
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-Because you were shot, weren't you?
-No.
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Yeah.
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You were, you showed me.
It was one of the first things you--
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-Oh, yeah. No, right.
-Yeah.
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Sorry, that. Yeah.
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Sometimes I forget how shot I was.
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Well, there you go, I can't imagine
it's much worse than that.
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Listen, Jerry, would it help
if we just did a little practice?
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Like, torture practice?
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Yeah. I mean, just so you're prepared.
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Even if we start
with something really basic.
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Yeah, if we start out
with something, like, super small.
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Completely.
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-Morning!
-What the fuck?
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Don't worry, just think of it
as a dress rehearsal.
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It's gonna be okay.
So, um, Quentin, just out of interest,
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if you were to get an electric shock
from this, how much would it hurt?
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Um… it would depend
on how wet your body was.
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Okay. That's good.
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And have you ever had
an electric shock from one of these?
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Yes. But I'm always wet.
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Right. Okay.
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That'll be all. Thanks, Quentin.
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-Do you want me to…
-Yes, please.
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-Okay.
-[door closes]
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Don't worry I'm sure you'll be able
to handle it, okay? It's just--
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Okay. So, I think the key thing here
is that we have a safe word.
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-Yes.
-So that you know when to stop.
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What about "coconut?"
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No. I think it has to be a word
that I don't usually use.
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"Please"?
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What are you… what are you doing?
Just wait for me.
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[Jerry exhales]
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-Shall we do my thumbs?
-Or your nipples.
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We'll do my thumbs.
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Okay, now wait for me.
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I'm waiting, Jerry.
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Okay.
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Go for it. You know what?
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-Want me to do your nipples?
-No.
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I think we should
build up to this by maybe…
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How do you feel
about slapping me around a bit.
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With the battery?
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No. What? No, I mean…
You know, even better,
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I think we should start with you.
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-No.
-Yeah.
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-No.
-Yeah.
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-No.
-Yes! Because I need to see…
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how much it hurts first.
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I'm guessing somewhere between
like a bee sting or a shark attack?
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If you… Okay, you know what?
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I think we're just gonna have to
find another way. I'm so sorry.
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-[yells]
-What, why did you…
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-What was that sound?
-Don't know.
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-That was super scary.
-Oh, God.
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No. Oh. Did I get you?
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No.
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-Okay.
-What are you doing? Stop!
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-I thought you had to say "coconut."
-Coconut, motherfucker! Coconut!
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Coconut!
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-Shall I come back later?
-Yeah, okay.
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[mouthing] Okay.
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[door closes]
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-Yeah, we gotta find a better plan.
-Oh, God, yeah.
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Do you think
we should talk to Mary about it?
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Damn straight! This is her fucking fault.
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You wanted to see me?
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Mary, yes, hi. Come… Please, sit down.
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-Oh.
-Oh. Are you…
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-Oh.
-Gosh.
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I'll have that chair removed.
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I don't think I've ever
been in here on my own.
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-No, there's a reason for that.
-What do you mean?
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It doesn't matter.
Um… I love your… your tops.
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-Oh, thank you.
-So I just wanted to check in with you.
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-Oh, my God, this must be so hard.
-Being in here?
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No, I mean having to choose
between your mom and me.
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[sighs] God, I mean if it were me,
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I would just be feeling so guilty,
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and personally responsible right now.
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I'm just trying not to think about it.
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Yeah, no, that's probably for the best.
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I mean, the things they're doing
to your mom right now are just…
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unimaginable.
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Gosh.
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Oh, don't look. Christine's watching us.
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No, don't wave. Pretend to be upset.
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[pretends crying]
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Okay.
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-No, she's back.
-[pretends crying]
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Oh, Mary.
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No, it… it…
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Yep, she's gone.
Anyway, all this got me thinking.
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As useful as it is to GCHQ
for me to trade places with her,
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I mean, wouldn't it be easier on you
if we just took her out of the equation…
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altogether?
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You want me to shoot her?
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Well, no, I just…
I just meant extract her.
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But, I mean, that's up to you.
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See, if we could just
take away their leverage,
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and at the same time, avoid putting me
in any kind of physical jeopardy,
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I mean, surely, that's a win-win.
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-Right?
-For me?
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Yes, for me. For you… For… Yes!
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For all of us.
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Mary…
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do you really want to be responsible
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for keeping her there
longer than necessary?
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I guess I was just enjoying
being at home
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without getting bitten all the time.
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Now we just need to find out
where she is.
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Oh!
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I know exactly where she is.
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I don't understand. How long
have you known where she is?
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About a week now. I managed
to hack into GCHQ Bude's server.
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-Does Chris know?
-Yes.
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We used a ribbon matrix
and 12 coaxial-trace algorithms.
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Yeah, no, that's what I would've done.
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-So, is she in Russia?
-No.
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The food was giving her a bubbly tummy,
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so they moved her somewhere more local.
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But the main thing is--
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But the main thing
is that we're all in agreement.
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We're getting her back.
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-Right? She's not that far.
-But what do we tell Chris?
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Can't we just say that they
found your mom too annoying,
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and just gave her back?
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-I mean, she is quite annoying.
-No.
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-They'd just chop her head off.
-Really?
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Yeah. That's what I'd do.
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Look, we can figure out
what exactly we tell Chris
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after we get her back. Right now,
I just need to know, are you in?
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-[all] Yes.
-[Evelyn] What's going on?
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Uh, nothing. It's a surprise.
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Is it something to do
with my birthday again?
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-Yes!
-[others] Yes.
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Yeah, actually we're just
trying to choose a present.
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Oh, my God. Guys.
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So cute!
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Maybe we should get her a cake.
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No, fuck that.
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How do you want
to secretly extract her?
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Two words, "brute force."
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[Evelyn] Is it a car?
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-Right. Hello.
-What the hell are you doing?
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-What if someone sees you?
-It's fine, I'm wearing camouflage paint.
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But that won't work in here.
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And with your coloring,
you can barely see it.
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Think I should've gone darker?
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The shop wouldn't let me try more,
said it was disrespectful.
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-Morning!
-[shushes]
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Oh.
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00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,720
So, where exactly
are they holding her, then?
246
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:52,200
-Not far. Brize Norton.
-Oh, where Crocodiles Of The World is.
247
00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,840
-You have crocodiles here?
-They do in Brize Norton.
248
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,280
-[Tuva] What time are we going in?
-Immediately.
249
00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,520
I want to be in and out
before Chris arrives.
250
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,720
Well, bagsy not driving. I don't have
a license… Well, I can't drive.
251
00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:06,320
You guys know we're not actually
going in ourselves, right?
252
00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,760
Oh. How, then?
253
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,680
I got us a combat drone.
254
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,920
Seriously, no one puts troops
on the ground anymore.
255
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,520
It's just not very woke.
256
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,000
So, where did you get a combat drone
at such short notice?
257
00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,440
I borrowed it from a buddy of mine
Don't worry. He owed me a favor.
258
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,720
Why, what did you do?
259
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,240
I sang at his son's bar mitzvah.
It doesn't matter.
260
00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,400
-So, he lent you a drone?
-We have that kind of relationship.
261
00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:37,280
-Can I meet him?
-No, he's um… he's agoraphobic.
262
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:41,040
-Was that tricky at his bar mitzvah?
-No, it was just the two of us.
263
00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:44,920
-There wasn't even a rabbi?
-No, he's actually a rabbi as well.
264
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,080
-He was a rabbi at 13?
-Okay, fine.
265
00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,320
I helped him kill Osama bin Laden.
266
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:50,960
Happy?
267
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,720
-Cool.
-Okay.
268
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,760
-Joseph, you're on pitch and roll.
-Right.
269
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,360
-You know what they are, right?
-Pitch and roll, yeah.
270
00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,320
-As in the hokey cokey.
-Okay, Mary, I need you on speed.
271
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:02,840
-Gosh, really?
-Yeah.
272
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,000
All right, Tuva, you're next to me.
273
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,840
-Now, Tuva and I will navigate, okay?
-[whirring]
274
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,480
And we're all…
Hey, guys! We're gonna work in sync!
275
00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:14,000
Okay? But, basically,
just do what I say, okay?
276
00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,560
So, where is it now?
277
00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:16,920
It's just behind my hotel,
278
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,120
-hidden next to the crematorium.
-[Joseph] Is it big?
279
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,840
It is. I think it can cremate up to
100 people at a time.
280
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,200
-It's not doing anything.
-We're not in the air yet.
281
00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:26,040
-Can you please stop doing that?
-Yep, yep.
282
00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:30,360
Now, I'm gonna take north-south.
Are you happy doing east-west?
283
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,200
I thought it'd come
more naturally to you.
284
00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:33,520
-Why?
-I don't know,
285
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,520
you just have that look about you.
286
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:38,760
Mary, do you want
to take us up now, slowly?
287
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,520
Pull back on the stick.
288
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,640
[drone blades whirring]
289
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,520
Nice.
290
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,320
There you go.
That's a thing of beauty.
291
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,920
-Is that your hotel?
-No, that's the crematorium.
292
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,640
-Aw, it looks nice!
-Right?
293
00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,720
Okay, Tuva,
now, two degrees to the east.
294
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:58,160
-And, Joseph, slowly…
-Yep.
295
00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,160
…bank right.
296
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,040
-[drone blades whirring]
-Okay.
297
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:01,960
Mm-hm.
298
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,480
All right, now I want you
to pitch forward, Joseph.
299
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,840
Slowly pitch forward.
300
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,800
Let's get some speed up, Mary.
301
00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:09,640
What kind of speed
should we be aiming for?
302
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:13,360
Flying a drone is a bit like having sex.
303
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,400
You don't want to start off too fast,
or you'll have nowhere to go.
304
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,880
I'm a bit like that.
305
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,280
You just wanna keep going
at a steady pace.
306
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,440
Find your rhythm.
307
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,080
No sudden movements, or…
308
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,000
Or the whole thing will end in tears.
309
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:30,320
Or the whole thing will end in…
Come on, it wasn't that bad.
310
00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,760
We gotta be getting close here.
311
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,080
-Oh, Jesus, fuck!
-Sorry, I think it's nerves.
312
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,560
No, Chris just rocked up!
313
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,960
Okay. Mary,
you'll have to form a distraction.
314
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:50,640
-[nervously] What do you want me to do?
-I don't know. Improvise.
315
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,000
Tuva, go with her.
316
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,880
[drone blades whirring]
317
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,640
-Okay, don't let go.
-Let go?
318
00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,080
-No, don't let go!
-Which one?
319
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,200
-Both! What are you… Both of them!
-Jerry.
320
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,760
-What are you doing?
-Jerry! Jerry!
321
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,560
Don't talk to me.
I know what I'm doing!
322
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,400
-Morning, Chris. You're in early.
-What's going on?
323
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,520
-Why are you here?
-Oh, I'm just doing
324
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:13,520
some last-minute choir practice.
325
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,440
They keep making me re-audition.
326
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,400
-Dressed like that?
-Yes.
327
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,800
The sticks help me reach the high notes.
328
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,480
-And Tuva?
-Vocal coach.
329
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,080
It's 5:00 in the morning.
330
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:26,080
-Yeah, she's really bad.
-Yes, I am.
331
00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,200
You… you want to hear something?
332
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,520
Oh. Right.
333
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,640
[Tuva clears throat]
334
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,920
♪ They tried to make me go to rehab ♪
335
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,640
♪ But I won't go, go, go… ♪
336
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,320
[Jerry] This has gotta be it.
337
00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,800
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
338
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,960
Hang on, I think we have company.
339
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,960
Oh, good grief.
What have they done to her?
340
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:52,320
-What?
-That's… that's not her.
341
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,720
Right. So, can they… can they see us?
342
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,880
No, it's like Call Of Duty. Okay, look.
343
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,480
-There's a speaker on the drone.
-You gonna sing something?
344
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,760
No, I don't want them connecting me
to this, okay? You're going to do it.
345
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,640
-What should I sing?
-Hopefully, nothing.
346
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,800
-♪ Hopefully, nothing…♪
-Please, please!
347
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,520
-All you have to do now is…
-[typing]
348
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,920
-Okay, we're live.
-Hello?
349
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,720
No, you have to hold down
this button to speak.
350
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,520
-Okay?
-Hello?
351
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,040
Just… Why…
why would you say "hello"?
352
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,080
-That's too friendly.
-Fuck you.
353
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:23,280
-I didn't know what else to say.
-Can you just…
354
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:26,200
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Just say you know who they are,
355
00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:28,080
and you know what they're doing.
356
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,520
You know who they are,
and you know what--
357
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,880
[Jerry] Stop, stop!
358
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,440
What are you… Stop. Okay.
Now they're really coming.
359
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:38,400
Okay, okay, it's on.
All right, we'll do it line by line.
360
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:41,920
Tell them this is GCHQ,
and this is their last chance.
361
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,040
This is GCHQ, and this is their last--
362
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,520
[Jerry] Your! Your!
363
00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,920
-What's wrong with you?
-Sorry.
364
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,520
Okay. We have you surrounded.
365
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:50,960
We have you sur-- That's clever!
366
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,400
-[both shushing]
-We have you surrounded.
367
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,040
-Release the hostage.
-Release the hostage, or…
368
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,320
What? There is no "or."
We have no "or."
369
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,080
Sorry, hang on.
370
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:05,000
Okay, fine. Release the hostage,
or we'll fire a missile.
371
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,000
Release the hostage,
or we'll fire a nuclear missile.
372
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:10,880
What? Why…
why would we fire a nuclear missile
373
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,680
-on home soil?
-Okay, scrap that.
374
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,400
-♪ Yes, I've been black ♪
-[phone rings]
375
00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,800
♪ When I come back ♪
376
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,320
-Yes?
-♪ You will know, know, know ♪
377
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,640
Understood.
378
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,640
♪ I ain't got the time… ♪
379
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,880
-♪ But if my daddy thinks I'm fine ♪
-I'll be sure to let him know.
380
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,760
-Good job.
-♪ They tried to make me go to rehab ♪
381
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:31,760
♪ But I won't go, go, go ♪
382
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:36,480
I've got more.
383
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,760
♪ They call me Mr. Bombastic,
Semi-fantastic… ♪
384
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,520
-[Joseph] But what if they recognize us?
-They won't. Don't--
385
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,440
Chris…
386
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,360
Hey, don't… No, no, no!
387
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,880
What on earth do you all think
you're playing at?
388
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:53,360
Okay, Chris, I'm going to be
completely honest with you right now.
389
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,720
I got a combat drone for my birthday
390
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,320
from a buddy of mine.
391
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,040
He's a 13-year-old rabbi.
392
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:04,040
And we were all just having a play.
393
00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:09,599
Okay? Then we started to feel
so bad for poor old Mary's mom,
394
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:13,680
and so we…
Tuva thought, wouldn't it be easier
395
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,920
if we just extracted her?
396
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:19,240
-And we're all, like… [grunts]
-Easier on you, you mean.
397
00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:22,960
Whilst at the same time,
jeopardizing a legitimate rescue mission.
398
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,920
Wait. You were going in
after her the whole time?
399
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,160
You mean, you were never intending
to throw me under a bus?
400
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,760
Not that bus, no. Do you
really think I'm that cold-hearted?
401
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:32,800
[all] Yeah.
402
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,920
If it weren't for the distraction
you caused with the drone,
403
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,960
allowing one of our tactical teams
to move in and retrieve her unharmed,
404
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:47,320
along with destroying
all of the Russian intel on Eternal Blue,
405
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,400
I would seriously be considering
reporting all of this to Rupert,
406
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:54,680
who expresses his utmost gratitude
407
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,200
for your quick-thinking
and innovative approach.
408
00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,480
[softly] Yes!
409
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:03,040
Well, you really should have
let us in on the plan all along.
410
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:05,000
I had Mary in my office.
411
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,480
And risk that information getting out?
412
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:11,040
Who knows if anyone else here
has been compromised.
413
00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,840
You think there still
might be a mole working here?
414
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,840
It can't be me. It was me last time.
415
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,840
You better all go home and get changed.
416
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,240
[Joseph sighs]
417
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,480
-Joseph?
-Yeah?
418
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,680
A word in my office.
419
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,920
I know I've been a bit
all over the place these past few days.
420
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,360
But, um, I promise it won't happen again.
421
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,440
I know.
422
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:41,320
Good. And thank you… thank you for being
so understanding all the time.
423
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,360
Because you're fired.
424
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:44,520
What?
425
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,320
No, no, no.
Look, you don't have to do that. It's…
426
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,960
-I do.
-No, listen, I get it.
427
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,680
You know, you're tired,
you haven't had breakfast.
428
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:57,080
-I'd be the same if I'd not eaten.
-This isn't just about today.
429
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:59,280
-I know, but I bet today didn't help.
-No.
430
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,840
It's just been endless, Joseph.
431
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,440
I've tried to warn you so many times.
432
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,680
I know I'm not meant to be dating
someone from GCHQ Bude, but--
433
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,880
You've been doing what?
434
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,840
Sorry, I forgot
I wasn't meant to say that.
435
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,280
Anything else you'd like to add?
436
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:18,560
It's actually going really well.
437
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,680
Either way, my decision is final.
438
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,280
No.
439
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,760
No.
440
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,400
No, Chris, I… No.
441
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,280
I'm just… I'm… I'm begging you. Just…
442
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,200
Please.
443
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,480
You have till the end of the day.
444
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,760
Surely there must be something
that I can do. I mean…
445
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,640
[exhales] Do you need your
shopping getting, or anything?
446
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,160
No.
447
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,400
Well, can you at least write me
a good reference?
448
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,560
No.
449
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:51,800
If it was too good,
people would wonder why I let you go.
450
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,000
Well, then, why don't I just stay?
451
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:54,920
No.
452
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,560
Please, get out. I'm about to call
the Secretary of State.
453
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,840
I don't think she knows who I am.
454
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,520
Not about you, obviously.
455
00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,760
Can you at least tell me
everything is going to be okay?
456
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,880
Everything is going to be okay.
457
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,520
I just don't think it is.
458
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,080
[cell phone buzzes, dings]
459
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,440
Oh… my God. [chuckles]
460
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,560
Thanks, guys!
461
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,720
-Be careful with that.
-[grappling hook pops]
462
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,480
Okay.
463
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:59,320
♪ Hurray, hurray, hurray
Misery's on the way ♪
464
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,240
♪ There are bad times
Just around the corner ♪
465
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,960
♪ There are dark clouds
Hurtling through the sky ♪
466
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:11,040
♪ It's as clear as crystal
From Bridlington to Bristol ♪
467
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,880
♪ That we can't save democracy
And we don't much care ♪
468
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:19,160
♪ We'd better all learn the lyrics
Of the old "Red Flag" ♪
469
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,880
♪ And wait until we drop down dead ♪
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