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We have Jerry Bernstein from the NSA
arriving shortly.
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-It's great to finally meet you!
-What was your name again?
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-Joseph Harries!
-Right.
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John, do you mind me asking?
Do you have dwarfism in your family?
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Get me a full background check
on Jerry Bernstein. I need his file.
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Someone is actually trying
to access your file right now.
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[Chris] Were you disgraced at the NSA
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-and forced to come here?
-No.
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-[polygraph rings]
-Motherfu… [shudders]
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You have no idea how lucky
you are to have me.
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This is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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I think we can learn a lot
from each other. Especially from me.
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-Did you vote for Brexit?
-I don't know, who is that?
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Do you want to explain to everyone
how you slept with my wife?
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Is that why you think I'm here?
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The NSA have called your case
back into review.
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I'm here to take you home.
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What it looks like,
is you're staging a wedding
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in order to avoid immediate
extradition to the United States
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where you're highly likely
to face charges of treason.
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It seems like there are now concerns
there may be a mole here at GCHQ.
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What the f--
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[speaking Russian]
Yes. Yes. No one suspects a thing.
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[automated voice]
System overload. System overload.
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-System overload. System overload.
-[alarm buzzing]
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System overload.
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System overload.
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-No, no, no, no, no.
-System overload.
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No. Understood.
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You, too.
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Fucking hell.
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Have Little Mix split up? Mum?
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I can't remember the exact numbers,
but there must have been
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at least 20, maybe 30 in wheelchairs.
And over 100 dead.
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Is this the massacre in Kuala Lumpur?
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No, this was my school reunion.
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All of you, boardroom, now.
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Plus, you know,
the statistics speak for themselves,
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-nearly all terrorists reoffend.
-Suicide bombers rarely reoffend.
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Yeah, but the point is, who here
can name me a single white terrorist?
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The Unabomber.
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Oh, I didn't know he was single.
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Yeah, yeah, he's even got
his own Netflix show.
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Okay. I'll keep things brief
and to the point.
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As of one minute ago,
we have a Code Red situation here at GCHQ.
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Oh, no, are the toilets
not working again?
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A presently unknown terrorist group
has harnessed cyberweapon Eternal Blue,
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and is using it to bring down
Hinkley Point nuclear site.
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Oh, shitting tits!
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Quite. In half an hour,
we could be looking at another Chernobyl.
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I just couldn't get through
the first series, to be honest.
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I wouldn't normally say this out loud,
but given the circumstances,
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do you mind shutting the fuck up?
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Sure.
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-What's Eternal Blue?
-[Chris] Jerry?
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Right. So for those of you who don't know,
Eternal Blue is a cyberweapon
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designed by the NSA
that allows malware to spread quicker.
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I headed up the team that developed it.
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Of course the NSA
still deny the weapon even exists.
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-Right. May have developed it, then.
-How long do we have?
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An irreversible
and catastrophic meltdown could begin
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-in as little as 28 minutes.
-[Joseph] I'm not an expert on this,
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and I'm aware that you told me
to shut up earlier,
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but have they tried switching it
off and on again?
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-A nuclear reactor?
-Yeah.
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No. All we can do now
is put obstacles in place
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to try to slow the system failure.
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Hang on, wait a second. Okay, so,
during the test phase of Eternal Blue,
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we built in a manual override,
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a coded way that would allow us
to regain full and complete control
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should the weapon
ever fall into the wrong hands.
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How are you only
remembering this now?
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I don't know, sometimes my brain
is extraordinary like that.
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-Get to the point.
-The point is it's temperamental,
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one wrong move,
and it can only make things worse.
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Can you or can you not
override Eternal Blue?
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I can, but it's password protected.
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-What's the password?
-That is a great question.
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I think it's something sweet.
Like, um, "donut" or "Ding Dong."
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-Jesus!
-Hey! Give me a break!
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It was more than five years ago.
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Do you remember everything
you were doing in 2016?
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Well, if I wasn't here,
I was probably campaigning for Brexit.
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If you could just give me one hour,
I'm sure I'll remember the password.
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In one hour,
half of the south west of England
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will either be on fire or have cancer.
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-I had a friend who died like that.
-Cheesecake! Rum baba?
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No! It is too risky.
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The primary objective
has to be to slow the system failure
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at Hinkley Point. Stick to the protocol.
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Yeah, but if I could
just remember the password--
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And run the risk of destabilizing
the four remaining reactors
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-when you get it wrong? No, thanks.
-Look, Chrissy,
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you and I were always going to have
a different approach, all right?
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-We're like the Williams sisters.
-Yes.
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Yes, but when the Williams sisters
play tennis,
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half a million lives aren't at stake.
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I don't know. When was the last time
you saw them play?
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Tuva, you're on rootkit analysis,
Mary you're on the ciphertext.
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-The rest of you, you know the drill.
-Wait, is this a drill?
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Don't even start. That's an order.
We have 25 minutes.
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-Spotted dick?
-No, that cleared up.
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-[automated voice] System overload.
-[alarm blaring]
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System overload. System overload.
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Did I miss any calls?
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Evelyn!
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Did I miss any calls?
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Uh… yeah,
I can't remember her name.
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I think she said
she was a secretary or something?
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The Secretary of State?
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That was it. She said
we need to prepare two versions
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of the press release, just in case.
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-Mother of God.
-How bad is it?
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This could result in the biggest loss
of civilian life on UK soil
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since World War II.
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Maybe we should get
takeaway tonight.
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Start typing.
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"At 10:15 this morning,
we intercepted a potential cyber threat
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to the digital system in place
at Hinkley Point."
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No, it's just saying "file not found."
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Joseph! Get in here.
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-Yeah, two seconds, Jerry.
-[Tuva] How are you getting on?
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-It's really bad.
-Oh, no.
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-Phew. Everywhere's booked up.
-What do you mean?
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I'm trying to get a table for me
and my dad at Lumiere's this weekend,
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-but there's literally nothing.
-Is that all you've done?
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Oh, no, I tried Paparrito's,
Grill 49, and The Coconut Tree,
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but it's the same everywhere.
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-Joseph!
-Yes, Jerry.
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Rootkit analysis
on the second core reactor.
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Oh, God, it's endless, isn't it?
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-Sorry! You all right?
-Okay, I need your help here.
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-Yeah.
-If I were to say 2016 to you,
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what is the first thing
that comes to mind?
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Uh… Alan Rickman's death.
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I have no idea who that is.
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He was the guy behind
the Nakatomi Plaza attack in 1988.
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Okay, look, I just need a way
of trying to remember
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what password
I might have chosen back then.
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It might sound crazy, but have you
tried regressive hypnotherapy?
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No, that's too long, it would have been
a maximum of ten characters.
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Okay, let's just quickly throw some ideas
at me, see if it triggers anything.
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Um, were there any
special occasions that year?
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Um, no. Oh, actually,
there was my 50th,
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-and as a gift, Melissa got botox.
-For you?
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-No, for her.
-Oh, was it nice?
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Not really,
it was like kissing a hemorrhoid.
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[snaps fingers]
What about a pet name?
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You know what, back then,
we actually had several. Um…
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-There was Flaps…
-Yeah.
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-…Mr. Mistoffelees.
-Yeah.
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-Whiskers.
-And these were for pets?
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-No, those were for Melissa.
-[phone buzzes]
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-Two seconds. Hey, Charlotte!
-Are you kidding?
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How's Bude?
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-Yeah? What did you bring in for lunch?
-[indistinct conversations]
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No, I just got in a couple
of Scotch pancakes,
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a small carton of orange juice,
and some Pom-Bears,
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but I'll probably just have them
as my snack. Yeah.
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Yeah, sorry, let me just
go somewhere a tiny bit quieter.
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It's so nice to hear from you again.
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Very quick question.
Obviously, if age wasn't an issue,
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have you ever fancied children?
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Oh, gosh, no,
I don't think that's allowed.
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What? Oh, no!
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Mary, if I were to say 2016 to you,
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what is the first thing
that springs to mind?
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-Alan Rickman's death?
-I gotta Google that guy.
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[shouts] 20 minutes!
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Where was I?
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"…including cardiovascular-related
illness and birth defects."
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End of press release.
Please tell me something positive.
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-My tomato plant's doing well.
-I meant about the current crisis.
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-At least it's Friday.
-Jesus. How did we miss this?
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The thing is, there are just
so many terrorists these days.
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I mean, I remember
when there were just three!
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What's the ciphertext showing?
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Sadly, it's looking like
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the second core reactor
may be compromised, too.
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I thought we were meant to be
buying ourselves some time.
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Who's handling the rootkit analysis?
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-Who's handling the--
-I gave it to Joseph.
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-Fucking hell, where is he? Jerry!
-Is it a drill?
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-Shut up. Where's Joseph?
-[Jerry] I don't know. He took a call.
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-Have you tried the roof?
-We're not allowed on the roof.
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-I know, but I think he found a hole.
-[Chris] Why the hell
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-aren't you at your desk?
-I'm sorry, I keep getting the runs
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-every time I speak--
-Boardroom, now!
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-Did you remember the password?
-I did actually.
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-Oh, good! What is it?
-It's G-U-L-L-I-B-L-E.
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-Gullible?
-Uh-huh.
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-[Joseph] Oh, I see what you've done.
-Don't bother sitting down.
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Mary, tell everyone
what you've just told me.
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-My tomato plant is doing--
-About the second core reactor.
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Gosh, sorry. So, it's looking like
the second core will be affected as well.
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What? Why wasn't this picked up
on the rootkit analysis?
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-Joseph?
-I know, I agree with Jerry.
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-No. Where is it?
-Um…
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Seriously, Chris, if I were to say 2016,
Alan Rickman aside,
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-what is the first--
-No.
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Jerry's office!
I left it in Jerry's office.
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Do you want me to go and get it?
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No. You've caused
enough damage today as it is.
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-But I haven't done anything.
-Exactly. Too little, too late.
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What if we launch our own cyber attack
on Hinkley Point?
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-What do you mean?
-If we can overload their own system,
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it might slow everything down,
even Eternal Blue.
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-Good idea.
-[Jerry] Whoa.
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You want to launch a second cyber attack
on the same nuclear site?
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What if you're successful?
[imitates explosion]
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[imitates sizzling]
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Maybe Joseph can give you a hand,
that'll help.
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-Is that a compliment?
-What do you think?
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-Nah…
-Huh.
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You have 15 minutes. Go.
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The team at Hinkley Point
just called to say that the second blast
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might take out GCHQ Bude.
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Do you want me to WhatsApp someone?
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No, any outside communication
at this point
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would go against protocol
and cause mass panic.
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We keep this to ourselves,
do you understand? God help us all.
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Charlotte.
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They might notice something's up
in the next 15 minutes anyway.
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Mum?
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Hey, Charlotte, it's Joseph!
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Hey, Charlotte, it's me, really bad news!
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-Pick up, pick up, pick up the phone!
-[voicemail beeps]
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Charlotte, it's Joseph,
don't know if you got my previous message,
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but, um, you don't fancy
just jumping in a car
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and travelling, like,
300, 400 miles north east…
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-[beeps]
-Don't know if you have factor 50 suncream
232
00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,040
or, you know, 50 plus… [chuckles]
233
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,920
-[beeps]
-If you happen to hear a loud bang…
234
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,320
-[whispers] Joseph!
-Yep, yep.
235
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:46,240
Oh, Jerry.
236
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,200
Oh, you look like shit.
237
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,080
No, I just downed my Pom-Bears
too quick, it's fine.
238
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:53,520
Calm down. I secretly checked out
the new blast radius,
239
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,520
and the worst
we'll feel is a little warm.
240
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,960
Yeah? And what about
the staff at GCHQ Bude?
241
00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,520
Between us, how important
is the work they do there, really?
242
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,720
It's where Charlotte works.
243
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:03,840
Right.
244
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,040
-You've never met in person though, right?
-So?
245
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,640
So you're not gonna notice
if she looks a little different.
246
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:11,760
-Come on.
-Oh, my…
247
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:15,720
I was doing some research on that whole
regressive hypnotherapy thing.
248
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:16,760
How much do you know about it?
249
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:18,920
-Only those two words.
-Well, I think it could really
250
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,640
-help me remember the password.
-Okay.
251
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:21,960
-Tell me to relax.
-Relax.
252
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:23,760
No, no, you gotta whisper it to me.
253
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,080
[softly] Relax.
254
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,600
Okay, that just sounds like
you're about to violate me.
255
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,640
-Yeah.
-Okay, um,
256
00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,320
pretend it's 2016, take me back.
257
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,280
-You sure this is going to work, Jerry?
-Of course not.
258
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:36,040
-Look, here, here, take my hand.
-Yeah.
259
00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,960
-Okay. Pretend to be Melissa.
-Why?
260
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,160
How good is your American accent?
261
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,960
[in bad American accent]
Really not very good, ma'am.
262
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,680
Okay. Let's work on the other senses.
263
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,720
Ask me what I can smell.
264
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:55,040
-In 2016?
-Mm-hm. Oh, onions.
265
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,440
Really?
266
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,800
-I'm at a party.
-Right.
267
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:02,720
Oh, it's hot. My arm hurts.
268
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:07,000
-Have you been breakdancing again?
-No, no, I'm at a grill.
269
00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:10,120
Oh, oh, I'm flipping burgers.
270
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,360
Oh, this is what
you used to do for a living?
271
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,760
No, no, it's my backyard.
272
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:15,960
It's a barbeque!
273
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,040
Okay, so, where's Melissa?
What am I doing?
274
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:22,360
Oh, she's… she's walking towards me.
It looks like she's been crying.
275
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,800
-Maybe it's the onions?
-What's up, sweetie? What's wrong?
276
00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,200
-Is it the botox? What's up, sweetie?
-Mm.
277
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,640
-Is it the…
-I don't know what to say!
278
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,160
Come on, as Melissa.
279
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,160
[in bad American accent]
I don't know what to say.
280
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,920
Yes, you do, sweetie, you can tell me.
281
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000
I can't think of anything to say.
282
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,880
-Yes, you're a good thinker, Melissa.
-I'm not a good thinker, Jerry.
283
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,840
Tell me, yell it at me, you always yell…
284
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,040
Why are you always
playing these games, Jerry?
285
00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,720
Me? I'm not the one
who plays games, Melissa!
286
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,560
I'm here manning the grill,
and what are you doing?
287
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,000
Drinking like a fish!
288
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,920
Where's the potato salad anyway,
huh? Did you leave it…
289
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,400
Oh, my God! I just remembered!
290
00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,160
-You're kidding! What is it?
-It's in a notebook
291
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,680
taped to the back of our refrigerator.
292
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,080
Hey…
293
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,800
-So, where's the refrigerator?
-It's in the States.
294
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,560
-I don't think we can get there in time.
-No, we have to call Melissa.
295
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,920
-What's going on?
-[Jerry] Tuva.
296
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,880
I need you to open a backdoor
on 192.74.
297
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,520
-Do you have the password?
-Almost.
298
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,640
-Close the blinds. The blinds…
-Go, go, go, go.
299
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,760
Don't want Chris to see!
300
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,720
-What if you were to just guess it?
-No, no, Eternal Blue is rigged.
301
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:32,040
If we don't get it right
the first time, we're screwed.
302
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,280
It's like a nose job.
From… from what I hear.
303
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,000
Okay, I've opened the backdoor
to Eternal Blue.
304
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,080
First you need to input
305
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,120
-an authorization key.
-Okay.
306
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,040
Don't look.
307
00:14:43,920 --> 00:14:47,120
Oh, nice to see you again,
you little piece of shit.
308
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,320
-Are you talking to me?
-[Jerry] Joseph, go and call Melissa.
309
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:54,280
I'm blocking the caller ID,
so all you need to do is hit dial.
310
00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:58,480
-What time is it over there?
-I have no idea, it keeps changing.
311
00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,680
-Do you want me to do the accent again?
-Absolutely not.
312
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,880
-Who is this?
-Shit!
313
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:03,960
Is that Melissa?
314
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:07,080
No, it's fucking Clint.
Why did you put it on video?
315
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,640
-I think I'm having one of those days.
-Hello?
316
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,720
-Tell him to put Melissa on.
-Oh, hi, Clint.
317
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,080
-No, don't say his name!
-Sorry, that was a guess.
318
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,720
Could you put Melissa on, please?
319
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:19,680
She's just in the bathroom.
Can she call you back? Who is this?
320
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,160
-No, tell him it's urgent.
-There's something wrong with your video.
321
00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,760
-How long does she usually take, Clint?
-Normally, she's super-fast.
322
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,840
-Hang on, I think she just got out.
-See.
323
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,120
Is there a disguise I could wear,
just to cover me up or something?
324
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,880
-Mary, give him your wig.
-It's not a wig.
325
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,760
[Clint] Honey,
some British guy is calling you.
326
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,000
-[Melissa] I just need another minute.
-Sorry, can we just do this
327
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,000
-another time?
-Clint.
328
00:15:40,760 --> 00:15:42,520
-Jerry!
-Clint.
329
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,600
-Jerry.
-Clint.
330
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,360
-Jerry.
-Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint,
331
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,960
-Clint, Clint, bathrobe Clint!
-What the fuck do you want?
332
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,960
-Melissa.
-Yeah, well, too bad, she chose me.
333
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,280
Just put her on the phone,
it's a national emergency.
334
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,840
-[Melissa] Oh, my God!
-See? Melissa? Melissa,
335
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,720
I need you to do something for me.
336
00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,760
-[Clint] Jesus, are you kidding me?
-Yeah, well, sorry, buddy,
337
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,280
someone's gotta be the hero.
338
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,600
-[Clint] Let me see it again.
-See…
339
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:10,920
[Clint] Is there definitely a line?
340
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,960
[Melissa] Look, right there!
It's a blue line!
341
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,480
[Clint] Oh, I love you so much!
342
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:19,120
[Melissa] I love you, too!
Oh, my God, we're gonna have a baby!
343
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,680
-What the fuck's going on?
-No, no, no!
344
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:26,560
-We're out of time.
-Shut it down.
345
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:28,680
-No, Jerry, the password!
-Shut it down!
346
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,280
[Melissa] Jerry? Is… is that you?
347
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,280
Yeah.
348
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,160
Congratulations.
349
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,080
-No, Jer…
-It's "Clementine."
350
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,720
The password is "Clementine." All caps.
351
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,440
-Are you sure?
-100%.
352
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,000
Go!
353
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,440
It was what we were
going to call our daughter,
354
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,400
but we miscarried, so.
355
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,280
Oh.
356
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,839
Or I miscarried,
357
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:08,839
I think, is technically,
what you're meant to say nowadays. I…
358
00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:13,800
I… I didn't know that about you,
I'm… I'm…
359
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,119
Oh, it's fine, it's fine.
360
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,040
You know. Happens all the time.
361
00:17:19,119 --> 00:17:20,920
I mean, in general, not just to me.
362
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,800
You know? I'm not running around town,
doling out miscarriages!
363
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,480
[chuckling softly]
364
00:17:28,359 --> 00:17:31,200
It's too bad. I was
really looking forward to being a dad…
365
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,240
even though it was a girl.
366
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,680
-[computer beeps]
-[gasps]
367
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,360
[all cheer]
368
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,800
[automated voice] System normalized.
System normalized.
369
00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,080
Well, if it's any consolation,
she does make a lovely password.
370
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,840
Thanks, buddy.
371
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:11,200
I do believe congratulations
are in order. Thanks, even.
372
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,360
You're welcome.
373
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,520
Call Hinkley Point
with the good news.
374
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,040
-And destroy the other press release.
-Sure.
375
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,400
Which one was that again?
376
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:24,800
Fine.
377
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:30,280
Any idea how a weapon
designed by the NSA,
378
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,480
capable of causing
such destruction on British soil
379
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,160
-could fall into the wrong hands?
-Floppy disk?
380
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,360
All I'm saying is, it sounds as though
there might be a leak
381
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,080
that needs plugging
on both sides of the Atlantic.
382
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:44,800
What?
383
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,960
You still think there might be
a mole working here?
384
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,320
The thing about moles is
you have to check them regularly
385
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,840
in case they change shape.
But if they're hairy,
386
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,520
that's actually a good sign.
387
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,120
Sorry, I zoned out for a second.
What were you just saying?
388
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,360
So, where are we going?
We gotta do something to celebrate.
389
00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:23,120
-Shall we hit a nightclub?
-For lunch?
390
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:24,640
What about MooMoos?
391
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,560
-Ooh, what about Hooters?
-Yeah.
392
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,560
-I love their wings!
-Well, either way,
393
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,800
someone is going to have
to carry me home tonight. [chuckles]
394
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:32,760
[buzzes]
395
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:33,800
Just a minute.
396
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,200
-[buzzes]
-Sorry.
397
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,800
-Here. Mine usually works.
-[buzzes]
398
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,680
[buzzing]
399
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:45,720
Right, let me.
400
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,880
-[beeps]
-[door hisses]
401
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,040
-There you go.
-[all chuckle]
402
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,080
-[buzzes]
-Motherf…
403
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:01,440
No! No! No, no no!
404
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:05,000
Goddammit! Ah, man!
405
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,240
No! No! No, no!
406
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,640
This is bullshit!
407
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:12,360
♪ Hurray, hurray, hurray
Misery's on the way ♪
408
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:16,360
♪ There are bad times
Just around the corner ♪
409
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:20,160
♪ There are dark clouds
Hurtling through the sky ♪
410
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:24,080
♪ It's as clear as crystal
From Bridlington to Bristol ♪
411
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:28,000
♪ That we can't save democracy
And we don't much care ♪
412
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:32,400
♪ We'd better all learn the lyrics
Of the old "Red Flag" ♪
413
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,000
♪ And wait until we drop down dead ♪
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