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Four days till Halloween.
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So five days till I'm feeling
dandy and pooping candy.
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I don't know what
my costume's gonna be,
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but I do know it'll be last
minute and Mom will make it.
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I think I have a pretty
great idea for a costume.
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(singsongy):
Maybe even great enough
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to win the costume contest.
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Oh, yeah, the costume contest.
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I'm disqualified
because of last year.
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And next we have Louise
Belcher dressed as,
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ah, Phillip Frond.
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(imitating Mr. Frond):
I'm a guidance counselor.
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Council, council, council, council.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Safe to cross.
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I don't do
costume contests.
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The only contests
I do start with
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either "Miss"
or "Pie Eating."
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I'm gonna be a hot mess.
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I'm gonna dress really messy
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and then decorate myself
in flames.
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Ooh, Tina,
that's a good idea.
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Yeah. Wait, you're
gonna be a hot mess?
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Because I'm actually
gonna be a hot mess.
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Wait, I thought we were
gonna be sexy Judge Judys?
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No, Jocelyn,
I'm gonna be a hot mess.
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Tammy, are you saying
that because you just
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heard me say it
and like the idea?
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No, I like the idea
because it's mine now.
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I mean, it was always mine.
Always. I always had it.
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She's got you there, T.
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Back on the sidewalk.
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Wait, Tammy!
See ya later!
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I'm gonna sign up for the
costume contest right now.
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My hot mess idea
is totally gonna win.
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It's my idea!
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I need to cross the street.
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Not safe.
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Jackie, please, let me cross!
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Tammy's stealing
my costume idea!
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Not safe.
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But there are
no cars coming, look!
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Now I'm not
letting you cross
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because you're
getting on my nerves.
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(groans)
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Thanks a lot, Jackie.
Thank you.
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I can see two things
coming from a mile away:
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cars and sarcasm.
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Crossing guard burn.
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All right, guys.
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Here it is.
Wow.
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Ooh, I love it!
My little Bobbleangelo.
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It's a perfect burger.
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Yeah. I used a stencil.
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Oh. Okay.
Slightly less impressed.
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It's clever though, right?
We're a burger restaurant.
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It's advertising.
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I wouldn't
say "clever."
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I'm gonna go put this outside.
Outside?
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Why don't you put it
on the counter for decoration?
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No, jack-o'-lanterns go outside.
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That's what people do
with jack-o'-lanterns.
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But what if some kid smashes it
or eggs it or something?
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I'll bring it in tonight,
when we close up.
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When I was a kid, squirrels used
to eat our jack-o'-lanterns. Aw.
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And then one year my dad sat
in the bushes with a BB gun
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and he waited
for the squirrels to come.
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Oh. Huh.
Eh. Well, it wasn't BBs that got 'em.
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He also poisoned
the pumpkins.
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That was, uh,
not my favorite Halloween.
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(Tina groaning)
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I can't believe
Tammy stole my costume.
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I can't believe
that you can't believe it.
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I really wanted
to win this year.
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(sighs) I've come so close
so many times.
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I can taste it.
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FROND:
And the winner is...
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Katie Waxman!
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Aw.
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And the winner is...
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Nicholas Mendoza!
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(sighs)
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And the winner is...
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Tina Belch...
(gasps)
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Oh, wait, sorry.
Trina Belson!
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(groans)
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(sighs)
Now what am I gonna be?
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You could go as a
sore loser again.
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You're great at
that costume.
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Okay, you guys, what about...
what about, what about...
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what about a sand-witch?
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I've got fish sticks,
but I'm open to the possibility.
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No, no, I mean a sand-witch...
two pieces of bread
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with a witch in the middle.
Eh. Eh.
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I'm gonna go to the library
to research witches and bread.
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Oh, sure, yeah, just check out
that book Witches and Bread.
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And then check out
Vampires and Cake.
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It's a classic.
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TINA:
Hi, Mr. Ambrose.
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I'm looking for books on witches.
Witches?
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Yeah. I need to find
some good pictures.
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I'm gonna be a sand-witch
for Halloween. Get it?
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Yeah. I get it, yeah.
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I mean, I know witches
wear pointy hats
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and fly on broomsticks,
but it'd be helpful
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to have a reference
picture to work off of.
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I really want to win
the costume contest.
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Witches don't wear pointy hats
and fly on broomsticks.
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They look like everyone else.
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They do? Yeah,
you're describing a stereotype.
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Don't be a witchist.
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I-I'm not! I didn't know.
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I-I mean...
What-what do you mean?
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Witches are powerful
and alluring.
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Wow. I like
powerful and alluring.
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How do you know so much
about witches, Mr. Ambrose?
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Duh! I work in a library!
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Oh. Right.
(whispering): And I am one!
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What?
I am one!
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Shh!
Really?
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Don't look so surprised.
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Listen, do you really want
to win this contest?
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Yes.
Then be a witch.
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I think I made it pretty clear
I'm going to be a witch.
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No, I mean be a witch.
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Then you can cast a spell
to win the contest.
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There's such a thing as a spell
to win a costume contest?
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Of course there is.
You think people just win
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the Nobel Peace Prize?
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I mean, I thought
they did.
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Wake up, Tina!
Witches are everywhere.
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Oh.
Here. You can try a spell.
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It might work,
it might not.
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Not everyone
is able to do it.
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Huh. Okay, well,
I guess I'll give it a try.
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But, Tina, beware.
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Casting spells
can be really dangerous.
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Oh, wait, should I not...
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
you totally should.
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But I'm just saying...
(whispers): beware!
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Okay. Um, do I go now?
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Yeah, you go.
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TINA:
My first spell.
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Here I go into the dark arts.
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"First, carve the word 'contest'
into a candle."
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Okay, did that.
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"Then light the candle
and say the following words:
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"'I make this true
by closing my eyes
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and see myself winning
first prize.'"
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Tina!
Aah!
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We thought of another
costume idea for you.
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Cheer-bacca. It's Chewbacca
in a cheerleading uniform.
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What's, uh,
happening in here?
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You trying to cover up
your room funk?
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(sniffs) Whew,
'cause it's not working.
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Wait, is that
a spell book?
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Mr. Ambrose gave me this book.
He's a witch.
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Seriously?
Ambrose? Huh.
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Well, he does ride
to school on a bike
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with a little dog
in the front basket.
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Yeah. So, I'm kinda
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learning how to be a witch, too.
What?! What?!
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And I just cast a spell
to win the costume contest.
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What a fun way to cheat
at a costume contest.
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Well, after Tammy stole my idea,
which was unfair,
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I decided it was okay
to be unfair.
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I could use a spell.
Anything in there to get me
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out of my book report tomorrow?
Huh.
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Oh, there's a spell here
that could work for you.
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Cast it. Cast away.
Don't bring up that movie!
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You know I'll cry!
Sorry.
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♪ Halloween's coming ♪
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♪ Kids are trickin',
kids are treatin' ♪
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♪ Ghosts gonna spook,
pumpkins gonna pump, la... ♪
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Oh.
What? You okay?
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Did that get
too scary for you?
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No, I just realized I forgot to
take my jack-o'-lantern inside.
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I'm gonna go get it.
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Oh, okay.
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Guess I'm doing the dishes
myself.
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♪ Kids are trickin',
kids are treatin'... ♪
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I wrote "no book report"
on here.
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Now I just have to burn it.
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Aah! Okay,
that's probably burnt enough.
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Cast a spell for me, too!
I want fish sticks
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for tomorrow's
lunch at school.
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Wait, wasn't that
today's lunch?
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What's your point?
Nothing, nothing.
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Dream your crazy dream.
Let me see.
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Um, okay.
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"Fish sticks
are what we desire.
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Give us this food;
our hunger is on fire."
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Nice.
Oh, look at that.
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Love spells.
Maybe I'll just do a quick one.
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Shocking. I just need
something of Jimmy Jr.'s.
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Maybe his old, um, gym sock?
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You have a drawer
of Jimmy Jr.'s things?
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Just his socks.
And his old retainer.
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And his toothbrush.
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Why so many
wet marshmallows?
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From his hot chocolate.
Okay, um...
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Jimmy Jr., Jimmy Jr.,
Jimmy Jr.
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Okay. Done.
Give me one of those marshmallows.
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I want to do a spell
where I put it in my mouth.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
It's working.
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What the...
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Someone took it?
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Who steals a pumpkin?
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Smash it
if you're gonna do something!
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Stop yelling!
Sorry, Edith.
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Someone took my pumpkin.
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TMI!
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GENE:
Tina, look!
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Is that a fish stick?
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Yes! Spell fulfilled.
I found it in my locker.
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I was using it
as a bookmark.
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That's not all.
Guess who got jury duty.
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Who? Dish.
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Ms. Labonz!
We had a substitute,
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and I didn't have
to do my book report!
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Wow. So those spells
actually worked.
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But what about my love spell?
Hey, Tina.
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Hey, Jimmy Jr., Zeke.
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Got some lunch, huh?
Where are you gonna sit?
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I don't know.
Can we sit here? Sure.
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Move over, Rover!
Come on! Ow.
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Son of a witch. (Jimmy Jr.
and Zeke arguing)
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The spells worked!
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(quietly):
I guess I'm a real witch.
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We'd better get you registered
for some cauldrons.
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Get Crate and Barrel
on the phone.
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(Bob snoring)
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(sniffs) Bob?
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Do you smell that?
Something's burning.
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Okay, you keep sleeping.
I'll go save our lives.
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Normal.
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Normal.
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Normal... What?!
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Tina, what the hell
is going on?!
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(groans)
Mom. It's hard to explain.
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You wouldn't get it.
I get that it's late
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and you're gonna
burn the house down.
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It's like Kenny G's
rehearsal space in here.
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(blowing)
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Linda Belcher, not a peep.
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00:08:19,461 --> 00:08:21,128
Close your eyes
and go to sleep.
247
00:08:21,129 --> 00:08:23,713
I am going to sleep.
All right.
248
00:08:23,765 --> 00:08:26,467
Good night.
No more candles.
249
00:08:26,468 --> 00:08:29,170
Don't call me Linda Belcher.
It's creepy.
250
00:08:29,221 --> 00:08:31,054
(rock intro playing)
251
00:08:33,392 --> 00:08:34,859
♪ Ha-ha, ha, ha, ha... ♪
252
00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:37,694
Ow! Tina!
What the hell?
253
00:08:37,729 --> 00:08:39,981
Darryl, I hear you're gonna be
E.T. for Halloween.
254
00:08:39,982 --> 00:08:41,782
You might want
to phone home to me
255
00:08:41,783 --> 00:08:43,317
to congratulate
me on winning.
256
00:08:43,318 --> 00:08:46,153
Hey, Peter, your costume
is gonna be the Mona Lisa?
257
00:08:46,154 --> 00:08:47,905
Yeah.
Well, you might want to...
258
00:08:47,906 --> 00:08:50,291
Mone home... after
I win the contest.
259
00:08:50,292 --> 00:08:51,492
What?
260
00:08:51,493 --> 00:08:53,077
Jimmy Jr., want to walk my ass
to class?
261
00:08:53,078 --> 00:08:54,829
Uh... okay.
262
00:08:54,830 --> 00:08:57,498
Someone woke up
all witchy today.
263
00:08:57,499 --> 00:08:59,583
What do you got there,
a second jack-o'-lantern?
264
00:08:59,584 --> 00:09:01,252
Actually, it's my third.
265
00:09:01,253 --> 00:09:03,671
The first one was my fault;
I forgot to bring it in.
266
00:09:03,672 --> 00:09:05,256
But the second one,
when I put it out...
267
00:09:05,257 --> 00:09:08,259
I'll tell it, I'll tell it!
It's a mystery.
268
00:09:08,260 --> 00:09:10,928
Bob was locking up the
restaurant when he remembered
269
00:09:10,929 --> 00:09:12,930
the jack-o'-lantern
was still sitting there.
270
00:09:12,931 --> 00:09:15,099
He looked away for a second
to unlock the door,
271
00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,734
and when he turned back,
272
00:09:16,735 --> 00:09:19,602
the jack-o'-lantern
had vanished!
273
00:09:19,688 --> 00:09:24,608
And then he went, "No...!"
274
00:09:24,609 --> 00:09:27,912
I-I didn't scream,
"No..." I said, "No."
275
00:09:27,913 --> 00:09:30,164
Actually, I don't even
think I said, "No."
276
00:09:30,165 --> 00:09:32,666
I think I said something
cool, like a swear.
277
00:09:32,751 --> 00:09:35,786
So the pumpkin just disappeared?
Oh, spooky.
278
00:09:35,787 --> 00:09:38,839
Well, I mean, someone took it
and was very good at doing that.
279
00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:41,542
Or something.
Like a ghost.
280
00:09:41,543 --> 00:09:43,010
(gasps)
It wasn't a ghost.
281
00:09:43,011 --> 00:09:44,962
I'm staying away
from that pumpkin just in case.
282
00:09:44,963 --> 00:09:46,596
Okay. Done.
283
00:09:46,631 --> 00:09:47,631
I'm putting it outside.
284
00:09:47,632 --> 00:09:49,550
Outside? Are you nuts?
285
00:09:49,551 --> 00:09:50,968
Leave it in here
where it's safe.
286
00:09:50,969 --> 00:09:52,770
No, no, no, no, Lin,
I want someone
287
00:09:52,771 --> 00:09:54,271
to try and take this one.
288
00:09:54,272 --> 00:09:55,973
And I'm gonna catch them
when they do.
289
00:09:55,974 --> 00:09:57,641
This pumpkin is bait.
290
00:09:57,642 --> 00:09:59,143
Bait for a ghost.
Pumpkin Ghost,
291
00:09:59,144 --> 00:10:01,479
I want it on record,
I have nothing to do with this!
292
00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,897
Me neither!
It's just Bob!
293
00:10:02,898 --> 00:10:05,032
Get him! Don't get us!
Sorry, Bob.
294
00:10:05,033 --> 00:10:07,485
I cast all the spells
in this book.
295
00:10:07,486 --> 00:10:08,786
Can I get a new one?
296
00:10:08,787 --> 00:10:10,121
You cast all the spells?
Yeah.
297
00:10:10,122 --> 00:10:12,156
It's a reference book.
298
00:10:12,157 --> 00:10:14,658
You're not supposed to run
through it like an Us Weekly!
299
00:10:14,659 --> 00:10:16,827
Well, I did. I think I'm good
at this witch thing.
300
00:10:16,828 --> 00:10:18,879
Ugh. You've been a witch
for, what, two days?
301
00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,381
Take it down a notch!
302
00:10:20,382 --> 00:10:21,665
You're playing
with powerful forces!
303
00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:22,967
This is not kids' stuff!
304
00:10:22,968 --> 00:10:24,418
I am powerful forces.
305
00:10:24,419 --> 00:10:25,585
Witch, please!
306
00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:26,837
Fine. I don't need your books.
307
00:10:26,838 --> 00:10:27,922
I'll just go on the Internet.
308
00:10:27,923 --> 00:10:29,055
Because print is dead.
309
00:10:29,141 --> 00:10:30,508
Tell me about it.
310
00:10:30,509 --> 00:10:31,642
Can you log me
into the computer?
311
00:10:31,643 --> 00:10:32,843
Yeah, sure, yeah.
312
00:10:32,844 --> 00:10:35,563
TINA: (groans)
This is taking forever.
313
00:10:35,564 --> 00:10:37,481
It's the last phase
of a waning moon.
314
00:10:37,482 --> 00:10:39,100
We're wasting good
spell-casting time.
315
00:10:39,101 --> 00:10:41,352
I'm beginning to understand
why they burned witches.
316
00:10:41,353 --> 00:10:44,687
Yeah, T, you don't have to be
such a spell hound.
317
00:10:44,773 --> 00:10:46,023
Okay to cross.
318
00:10:46,024 --> 00:10:47,241
Finally. I thought
this was a crosswalk,
319
00:10:47,242 --> 00:10:48,576
not a "wait around
all day" walk.
320
00:10:48,577 --> 00:10:49,576
Excuse me?
321
00:10:49,661 --> 00:10:50,744
You heard me.
322
00:10:50,829 --> 00:10:52,496
You watch your mouth.
323
00:10:52,497 --> 00:10:54,414
You watch my mouth...
cast a spell on you.
324
00:10:54,499 --> 00:10:56,082
Excuse me?
325
00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:57,535
Didn't we just do this?
326
00:10:57,536 --> 00:10:59,620
You're gonna cast
a spell on me?
327
00:10:59,621 --> 00:11:00,704
I could.
328
00:11:00,705 --> 00:11:01,872
Really?
Really.
329
00:11:01,873 --> 00:11:03,124
Hey! What are you doing?
330
00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,375
My barrette.
Give it back.
331
00:11:04,376 --> 00:11:06,593
Can't. I need it for my spell.
332
00:11:06,678 --> 00:11:07,878
Your spell?
333
00:11:07,879 --> 00:11:11,047
In 24 hours,
your fate will be worse,
334
00:11:11,099 --> 00:11:14,935
'cause the girl who cast spells
now is cursed!
335
00:11:14,936 --> 00:11:15,886
You can keep
crossing now.
336
00:11:15,887 --> 00:11:17,021
Wait, but...
337
00:11:17,022 --> 00:11:18,722
Cross!
(screams)
338
00:11:18,723 --> 00:11:19,723
Oh, my God.
339
00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:21,142
Did you just get cursed?
340
00:11:21,143 --> 00:11:22,226
I think so?
341
00:11:22,227 --> 00:11:23,310
Look on the bright side:
342
00:11:23,311 --> 00:11:25,388
your hair looks great like that.
343
00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:28,947
Tina, you okay?
344
00:11:28,948 --> 00:11:30,616
You're just pushing
around your meatballs.
345
00:11:30,617 --> 00:11:32,201
Are you eating dinner
or playing pool?
346
00:11:32,202 --> 00:11:33,419
(chuckles)
Yeah...
347
00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:34,920
I'm just
kind of distracted
348
00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:36,872
thinking about this thing
someone said to me today.
349
00:11:36,873 --> 00:11:38,374
Wha? What thing?
350
00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:39,958
It's about being cursed
and my fate.
351
00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:41,510
You know, that kind of thing.
352
00:11:41,511 --> 00:11:44,213
Sheesh, school bullies have
gotten so much more poetic.
353
00:11:44,214 --> 00:11:45,931
Back in my day,
you just got called
354
00:11:45,932 --> 00:11:47,966
"poop-stain-pinkpants"
or something.
355
00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,968
They would just say it
over and over again.
356
00:11:49,969 --> 00:11:51,437
(screams)
Did you guys see that?
357
00:11:51,438 --> 00:11:52,603
The knife almost
stabbed my foot!
358
00:11:52,689 --> 00:11:54,139
You could've lost a toe.
359
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:56,442
But maybe that little weird one.
That would've been fine.
360
00:11:56,443 --> 00:11:58,060
BOB: Hey, Lin?
Can you bring me the salt?
361
00:11:58,061 --> 00:11:59,310
Come get it yourself!
362
00:11:59,396 --> 00:12:01,530
You know I can't leave my post.
363
00:12:01,531 --> 00:12:03,732
LINDA: Bob, Tina got
cursed today!
364
00:12:03,733 --> 00:12:05,534
Oh. Sorry, Tina!
365
00:12:05,535 --> 00:12:07,369
Would it help if you
brought me the salt?
366
00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:08,787
Just come get it, Bob!
367
00:12:08,788 --> 00:12:10,539
Fine!
368
00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:11,957
Quick, quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick, quick,
369
00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,325
quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick...
370
00:12:13,326 --> 00:12:14,877
I've never seen Dad
move that fast
371
00:12:14,878 --> 00:12:16,161
when it wasn't bathroom related.
372
00:12:16,162 --> 00:12:17,161
(Bob screams)
373
00:12:17,247 --> 00:12:18,914
It's gone!
374
00:12:18,915 --> 00:12:20,382
LINDA:
What? Really?
375
00:12:20,383 --> 00:12:22,584
You made me come
get the salt!
376
00:12:22,585 --> 00:12:24,136
Wait a minute.
377
00:12:24,137 --> 00:12:25,921
Pesto.
378
00:12:25,922 --> 00:12:27,506
Jimmy Pesto didn't
steal your pumpkin, Bob.
379
00:12:27,507 --> 00:12:29,758
He's bussing a table.
Oh, he did it.
380
00:12:29,759 --> 00:12:31,643
I don't know how he did it,
but he did it.
381
00:12:31,644 --> 00:12:33,679
I'm watching you, Jimmy!
382
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,148
I'm watching you!
Oh, yeah?
383
00:12:36,149 --> 00:12:37,232
Watch this.
384
00:12:37,233 --> 00:12:39,434
(farts)
Zoom! Ha!
385
00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:42,020
No, Jimmy, no, not zoom!
386
00:12:42,021 --> 00:12:43,989
I do... don't go inside!
387
00:12:43,990 --> 00:12:45,774
(muffled):
I cannot hear you!
388
00:12:45,775 --> 00:12:46,941
Ha, ha, ha!
389
00:12:47,026 --> 00:12:48,409
Oh, my God!
390
00:12:48,445 --> 00:12:50,361
(wind whistling softly)
391
00:12:50,447 --> 00:12:52,163
Huh.
392
00:12:52,248 --> 00:12:54,352
Why is my window open?
393
00:12:57,036 --> 00:12:58,002
(gasps)
394
00:12:58,087 --> 00:12:59,921
(chuckles nervously)
395
00:12:59,956 --> 00:13:01,757
That was weird.
396
00:13:01,758 --> 00:13:03,007
JACKIE (whispering):
The girl who cast spells
397
00:13:03,092 --> 00:13:04,625
now is cursed!
398
00:13:04,677 --> 00:13:06,128
(screams)
399
00:13:06,129 --> 00:13:08,212
(cackling)
400
00:13:08,298 --> 00:13:12,996
(screaming)
401
00:13:18,358 --> 00:13:20,476
You know what?
I'm gonna cross down there.
402
00:13:20,477 --> 00:13:22,311
Does it have to do with
the woman who cursed you
403
00:13:22,312 --> 00:13:23,695
waving you into the street?
404
00:13:23,696 --> 00:13:26,031
Is it just so you can
get your steps in today?
405
00:13:26,032 --> 00:13:28,233
Yeah... I'll catch up
with you guys later.
406
00:13:28,234 --> 00:13:31,153
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
407
00:13:31,154 --> 00:13:32,571
(screams) BIKER:
Bike lane, ma'am!
408
00:13:32,572 --> 00:13:34,039
Sorry! Cursed!
409
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,824
And I'm only 13;
please don't call me "ma'am."
410
00:13:35,825 --> 00:13:36,792
Mr. Ambrose?
411
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:38,042
Yes, Goth Brooks?
412
00:13:38,127 --> 00:13:39,661
I think I got cursed...
413
00:13:39,662 --> 00:13:40,546
Yawn.
414
00:13:40,547 --> 00:13:42,047
...by Jackie the crossing guard.
415
00:13:42,048 --> 00:13:45,167
Did you say
"Jackie the crossing guard"?
416
00:13:45,168 --> 00:13:47,152
Yeah. Oh, if that's true,
you're in trouble.
417
00:13:47,153 --> 00:13:49,171
Jackie's a witch.
A mean witch.
418
00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:51,273
God! How many witches are
there at this school?!
419
00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:52,708
I told you,
witches are everywhere!
420
00:13:52,709 --> 00:13:54,009
I thought you were just
being dramatic!
421
00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:55,811
I was! But it's also true!
422
00:13:55,812 --> 00:13:57,012
Then it's not just
being dramatic!
423
00:13:57,013 --> 00:13:58,514
I did both!
424
00:13:58,515 --> 00:13:59,982
Jackie and I used to be
in the same coven.
425
00:13:59,983 --> 00:14:01,400
She's a powerful witch.
426
00:14:01,401 --> 00:14:03,151
But she always wanted
to go dark.
427
00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:05,153
Revenge spells this.
Curse your enemies that.
428
00:14:05,154 --> 00:14:07,356
And she never
chipped in for pizza.
429
00:14:07,357 --> 00:14:09,608
Whoa.
Tell me exactly what she said.
430
00:14:09,609 --> 00:14:11,076
First, she took
my barrette.
431
00:14:11,077 --> 00:14:12,076
Oh, God.
What?
432
00:14:12,161 --> 00:14:13,077
Oh, forget it. Keep going.
433
00:14:13,162 --> 00:14:15,163
Um... And then she said,
434
00:14:15,164 --> 00:14:16,949
"In 24 hours,
your fate will be worse,
435
00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:19,034
'cause the girl
who cast spells now is cursed."
436
00:14:19,035 --> 00:14:20,668
Okay. So yeah. You're cursed.
437
00:14:20,703 --> 00:14:21,753
Oh, no!
438
00:14:21,754 --> 00:14:23,038
(both scream)
439
00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:24,623
Hey, do you think
there's any way
440
00:14:24,624 --> 00:14:26,758
I could get you to leave
the library? What?
441
00:14:26,759 --> 00:14:28,427
I don't want to die
in some freak accident
442
00:14:28,428 --> 00:14:30,512
just because I'm next to you.
So get out!
443
00:14:30,513 --> 00:14:31,547
Out!
(screams)
444
00:14:31,548 --> 00:14:32,742
Best of luck!
445
00:14:37,387 --> 00:14:39,271
I know. I know
what you're doing.
446
00:14:39,272 --> 00:14:40,973
Oh, yeah? Well, I know
what you're doing.
447
00:14:40,974 --> 00:14:42,891
You're stinking up
my sidewalk.
448
00:14:42,892 --> 00:14:44,276
(laughs) Ha! 'Cause he stinks.
449
00:14:44,277 --> 00:14:45,644
Yeah, that's right, Trev.
450
00:14:45,645 --> 00:14:48,230
No. I know about
the pumpkins, Jimmy.
451
00:14:48,231 --> 00:14:52,034
You've been sneaking over
on your kitty cat paws
452
00:14:52,035 --> 00:14:54,319
in the dark to my place.
453
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,288
Eh... okay.
454
00:14:56,289 --> 00:14:58,073
Wow. Finally
snapped, huh, Bob?
455
00:14:58,074 --> 00:15:00,576
Pumpkinhead's lost his gourd.
(laughs)
456
00:15:00,577 --> 00:15:02,411
Whoa. Mental illness.
No joke.
457
00:15:02,412 --> 00:15:04,246
No, don't say "mental illness."
458
00:15:04,247 --> 00:15:05,831
Come on, you're ruining it.
Just...
459
00:15:05,832 --> 00:15:06,915
Not a joke.
460
00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:08,194
Listen, just go inside,
would ya?
461
00:15:08,217 --> 00:15:09,501
It's a disease.
(stammers)
462
00:15:09,502 --> 00:15:11,336
Would you go inside?
I'm talking to Bob.
463
00:15:11,337 --> 00:15:14,256
Jimmy, you steal this one,
I'm gonna call the police.
464
00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:17,643
And they will come, immediately,
465
00:15:17,644 --> 00:15:20,061
because this is serious.
466
00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:21,597
Zoom.
467
00:15:21,598 --> 00:15:23,899
Hey, hey. Don't say
"zoom." That's mine.
468
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:25,182
Zoom, Jimmy.
469
00:15:25,268 --> 00:15:26,268
Hey...
470
00:15:26,269 --> 00:15:29,154
Zoom, Jimmy!
471
00:15:29,155 --> 00:15:30,656
On your right, ma'am.
Ooh! Sorry.
472
00:15:30,657 --> 00:15:32,051
I'm not a ma'am.
Close enough!
473
00:15:33,776 --> 00:15:35,888
(indistinct chatter)
474
00:15:37,566 --> 00:15:39,698
TAMMY: Tina, you have to
admit that I look better
475
00:15:39,699 --> 00:15:42,367
as a hot mess than you would
have... if it had been your idea.
476
00:15:42,368 --> 00:15:43,785
Tammy, it doesn't matter
because I'm gonna win
477
00:15:43,786 --> 00:15:45,287
the contest... that much I know.
478
00:15:45,288 --> 00:15:47,122
I just hope I don't die first.
479
00:15:47,123 --> 00:15:48,957
What? What are
you talking about?
480
00:15:48,958 --> 00:15:50,958
I don't speak bread.
Yeah.
481
00:15:51,044 --> 00:15:52,961
Tina, we came back
to say break a leg.
482
00:15:52,962 --> 00:15:55,180
But not really. I know
you're worried about that.
483
00:15:55,181 --> 00:15:57,633
What if the curse happens now,
during the contest?
484
00:15:57,634 --> 00:15:58,967
Tina, nothing's
gonna happen.
485
00:15:58,968 --> 00:16:00,636
Just wiggle your nose
or something
486
00:16:00,637 --> 00:16:01,852
and un-curse yourself.
487
00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:04,605
(both screaming)
488
00:16:04,641 --> 00:16:05,941
Do you have a lint roller?
489
00:16:05,942 --> 00:16:07,943
No! God! Wait, yes, I do.
490
00:16:07,944 --> 00:16:09,895
Can I borrow it? Yep, yep.
Here you go.
491
00:16:09,896 --> 00:16:13,782
Welcome to
the Wagstaff Costume Contest!
492
00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:16,652
Let's kick off
this monster mash.
493
00:16:16,653 --> 00:16:19,154
(laughing)
494
00:16:19,155 --> 00:16:22,456
First, we have
Rudy Stieblitz as
495
00:16:22,492 --> 00:16:23,992
Marcel Marceau!
496
00:16:23,993 --> 00:16:25,626
(applause)
497
00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:31,917
And next we have Peter Pescadero
as the Mona Lisa.
498
00:16:31,918 --> 00:16:34,720
Isn't she
mysterious... sort of?
499
00:16:34,721 --> 00:16:36,304
(applause continues)
500
00:16:36,305 --> 00:16:40,592
And next is Tina Belcher
as a sand-witch.
501
00:16:40,593 --> 00:16:43,478
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
502
00:16:43,479 --> 00:16:44,929
(gasps)
503
00:16:45,014 --> 00:16:47,460
Here I go, from bread to dead.
504
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:51,168
(nervous laughing)
Ha, ha, ha.
505
00:16:51,169 --> 00:16:52,603
(harsh whisper):
Tina! Let's keep it moving!
506
00:16:52,604 --> 00:16:54,488
Ha, ha, ha. LOUISE: Psst. Tina.
507
00:16:54,489 --> 00:16:56,573
What's going on up there?
508
00:16:56,574 --> 00:17:00,277
You're going a weird way
with the sand-witch character.
509
00:17:00,278 --> 00:17:01,862
No one gets it.
510
00:17:01,863 --> 00:17:03,697
I think the curse
is gonna happen now,
511
00:17:03,698 --> 00:17:05,082
while I'm on stage.
512
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:06,500
(groans) What if I fall?
513
00:17:06,501 --> 00:17:07,868
Um, well, Gene and I
514
00:17:07,869 --> 00:17:09,753
can stay down here
and walk next to you.
515
00:17:09,754 --> 00:17:11,338
We'll catch you.
516
00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:13,207
And then we'll pass you
around like you were
517
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:15,008
intentionally crowd-surfing.
518
00:17:15,009 --> 00:17:16,543
(groans) Excuse me. Pardon me.
519
00:17:16,544 --> 00:17:18,262
Excuse me. Pardon me. Pardon me.
Excuse me. Pardon me.
520
00:17:18,263 --> 00:17:19,930
(harsh whisper):
Tina, what is going on?
521
00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:23,133
I know this isn't normally
how you walk down a catwalk.
522
00:17:23,134 --> 00:17:25,052
I'm walking slowly
because something terrible
523
00:17:25,053 --> 00:17:27,054
is gonna happen to me right now.
524
00:17:27,055 --> 00:17:30,224
I accidentally pissed off the
wrong witch, and now I'm cursed.
525
00:17:30,225 --> 00:17:32,109
Wait. Were we supposed
to prepare a speech?
526
00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,893
I don't know.
527
00:17:33,978 --> 00:17:35,896
Maybe I got
a little carried away.
528
00:17:35,897 --> 00:17:38,114
Maybe I-I shouldn't
have cast so many spells.
529
00:17:38,199 --> 00:17:41,118
On you. And you. And you.
Lot of love spells. Sorry.
530
00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:43,454
Ugh! What?
What are you talking about?
531
00:17:43,455 --> 00:17:44,988
I also cast a spell
to win this contest,
532
00:17:44,989 --> 00:17:46,539
and I know I shouldn't
have done that.
533
00:17:46,574 --> 00:17:48,208
But now that I think
about it, I'm not sure
534
00:17:48,209 --> 00:17:49,626
my spells worked
in the first place.
535
00:17:49,627 --> 00:17:51,495
I mean, I don't even know
if this stuff is real.
536
00:17:51,496 --> 00:17:52,996
I think it was more
just something
537
00:17:52,997 --> 00:17:54,380
that made me feel
more confident.
538
00:17:54,415 --> 00:17:56,333
Jimmy Jr., maybe
you just responded
539
00:17:56,334 --> 00:17:58,584
to my bold attitude
and choker necklace.
540
00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:00,920
Eh, I don't know.
I liked it!
541
00:18:01,005 --> 00:18:02,422
And come to think of it,
Gene always
542
00:18:02,423 --> 00:18:03,890
has fish sticks in his locker.
543
00:18:03,925 --> 00:18:05,225
Oh, yeah, I do.
544
00:18:05,226 --> 00:18:06,426
And maybe Ms. Labonz
getting jury duty
545
00:18:06,427 --> 00:18:07,978
was just a coincidence.
546
00:18:07,979 --> 00:18:10,063
He was guilty.
We were done before lunch.
547
00:18:10,064 --> 00:18:12,431
I went to the mall
for the rest of the day.
548
00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:15,235
Okay. (chuckles) We're just
gonna keep moving along.
549
00:18:15,236 --> 00:18:17,236
And next we have Tammy Larson
550
00:18:17,272 --> 00:18:19,273
dressed as a hot mess.
(grunting)
551
00:18:19,274 --> 00:18:21,325
Love it. So original.
552
00:18:21,326 --> 00:18:23,827
(groans) Hot mess. That's how
this whole thing started!
553
00:18:23,828 --> 00:18:26,078
I wanted to win
the contest so bad.
554
00:18:26,114 --> 00:18:28,749
I'm sorry I got myself
into this stupid curse!
555
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:31,501
I'm sorry I said those things
to you, Jackie. I'm sorry!
556
00:18:31,586 --> 00:18:32,920
And I'm sorry I ever
listened to you
557
00:18:32,921 --> 00:18:34,453
about witchcraft, Mr. Ambrose!
558
00:18:34,506 --> 00:18:36,840
I have no idea
what she's talking about.
559
00:18:36,841 --> 00:18:38,791
(harsh whisper):
Stop it! Shh!
560
00:18:38,843 --> 00:18:40,344
Jackie, if you're gonna
do something to me,
561
00:18:40,345 --> 00:18:42,379
just do it already!
I'm done being a witch,
562
00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:43,797
and I'm done with this curse!
(groans)
563
00:18:43,798 --> 00:18:45,182
I'm just gonna try
and be more confident
564
00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:46,517
and less mean
to crossing guards.
565
00:18:46,518 --> 00:18:47,601
I know that's a really cliché
thing to say,
566
00:18:47,602 --> 00:18:48,719
but I mean it.
567
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,137
Move it, loaf!
(grunts)
568
00:18:50,138 --> 00:18:51,638
Whoa!
569
00:18:51,639 --> 00:18:53,190
I got her! I got her!
I got her! I got her!
570
00:18:53,191 --> 00:18:55,442
Oh, no! Aah!
(screams)
571
00:18:55,443 --> 00:18:57,778
(audience gasps) TINA: I'm okay!
Tammy broke my fall.
572
00:18:57,779 --> 00:18:59,612
TAMMY: Oh, my God,
I can't feel my legs!
573
00:18:59,647 --> 00:19:01,365
TINA: Those are my legs.
TAMMY: Ew! Gross!
574
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:02,649
Get your legs off me!
575
00:19:02,650 --> 00:19:04,952
Congratulations, Rudy.
576
00:19:04,953 --> 00:19:06,486
Sorry you fell, Tina.
577
00:19:06,487 --> 00:19:08,372
Not our fault. We were
nailing it, for the record.
578
00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:10,957
Do we have to keep spotting you
for the rest of your life?
579
00:19:10,992 --> 00:19:12,792
I don't know. I guess maybe?
580
00:19:12,827 --> 00:19:14,912
Uh-oh. Here comes Jackie.
Louise, hands up.
581
00:19:14,913 --> 00:19:16,662
Here we go.
Uh...
582
00:19:16,748 --> 00:19:19,633
I accept your apology.
Here's your barrette.
583
00:19:19,634 --> 00:19:22,169
Consider yourself un-cursed.
584
00:19:22,170 --> 00:19:25,088
Okay, phew. You have to admit,
we got a little crazy.
585
00:19:25,089 --> 00:19:26,840
I mean,
you more than me, but...
586
00:19:26,841 --> 00:19:28,175
Re-cursed!
What?!
587
00:19:28,176 --> 00:19:30,260
Kidding! Oh. Good. Whew!
588
00:19:30,261 --> 00:19:31,762
You got me.
I mean, don't get me.
589
00:19:31,763 --> 00:19:33,597
I mean, we're cool, right?
(nervous laugh)
590
00:19:33,598 --> 00:19:35,515
(cackles)
591
00:19:35,516 --> 00:19:37,683
Uh, sorry, that's just my laugh.
Yeah, we're cool.
592
00:19:37,735 --> 00:19:40,737
Bob, you can't just stare
at Jimmy Pesto all day.
593
00:19:40,738 --> 00:19:42,271
He's gonna try
for it, Lin.
594
00:19:42,357 --> 00:19:44,157
I know he's coming
for this one.
595
00:19:44,158 --> 00:19:45,491
Oh, my God!
596
00:19:45,526 --> 00:19:46,826
Mr. Fischoeder!
What are you doing?
597
00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:48,028
Hello, Bob.
598
00:19:48,029 --> 00:19:49,029
I'm taking this
jack-o'-lantern home
599
00:19:49,030 --> 00:19:50,830
to put with the others.
600
00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:53,499
Wait. You're the one who's been
stealing my jack-o'-lanterns?
601
00:19:53,534 --> 00:19:55,786
Stealing? No. I thought
we had an understanding.
602
00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:58,789
You carve them and leave them
out, and then I take them.
603
00:19:58,790 --> 00:20:00,707
It's-it's like how people
keep giving me bikes.
604
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:02,175
That's insane.
605
00:20:02,176 --> 00:20:03,460
Well, you're the one
who keeps doing it.
606
00:20:03,461 --> 00:20:05,711
How many have you made,
four, five?
607
00:20:05,797 --> 00:20:07,347
Well, what are you doing
with them?
608
00:20:07,348 --> 00:20:08,715
What aren't I
doing with them?
609
00:20:08,716 --> 00:20:10,384
Come to my house tonight
and I'll show you.
610
00:20:10,385 --> 00:20:11,385
Um...
611
00:20:11,386 --> 00:20:14,304
Welcome to Jack-O-Land!
612
00:20:14,305 --> 00:20:16,889
Your Halloween just got
a little Halloween-er.
613
00:20:16,941 --> 00:20:20,776
Wow! Oh, it's so pretty.
And spooky.
614
00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:22,813
See how much less pathetic
they look over here
615
00:20:22,814 --> 00:20:24,614
than they did on your sidewalk?
616
00:20:24,699 --> 00:20:26,650
Oh, it's like night and day.
Linda.
617
00:20:26,651 --> 00:20:29,486
What? They're happy
here. Look at them.
618
00:20:29,487 --> 00:20:31,203
We could never give them
all this.
619
00:20:31,239 --> 00:20:32,906
Children, you want a picture
620
00:20:32,907 --> 00:20:34,875
with your father's
burg-o'-lanterns?
621
00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:36,460
- Sure. Yes! Okay.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
622
00:20:36,461 --> 00:20:37,744
That's, uh, five dollars.
623
00:20:37,745 --> 00:20:38,911
Father, pay the man.
624
00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:40,330
I'm not paying
for a picture
625
00:20:40,331 --> 00:20:42,215
of you with
my jack-o'-lanterns.
626
00:20:42,216 --> 00:20:44,418
Come on, Bob.
It's Halloween.
627
00:20:44,419 --> 00:20:46,753
(sighs) Fine.
(kids cheering)
628
00:20:46,754 --> 00:20:48,754
Where do you want these bikes,
Mr. Fischoeder?
629
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,224
Around the back, Freddy!
You got it.
630
00:20:51,225 --> 00:20:54,143
Good man. Teddy.
It's Teddy. His name's Teddy.
631
00:20:54,228 --> 00:20:57,564
(rock intro playing)
632
00:20:57,565 --> 00:21:01,735
♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
633
00:21:01,736 --> 00:21:03,687
♪ Witchy-witchy ♪
634
00:21:03,688 --> 00:21:05,656
♪ Pumpkin snatchy ♪
635
00:21:05,657 --> 00:21:07,273
♪ Witchy-witchy ♪
636
00:21:07,358 --> 00:21:09,109
♪ Cursed by Jackie ♪
637
00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:11,111
♪ Witchy-witchy ♪
638
00:21:11,112 --> 00:21:12,863
♪ Eating candy ♪
639
00:21:12,864 --> 00:21:14,781
♪ Witchy-witchy ♪
640
00:21:14,782 --> 00:21:16,700
♪ Jack-O-Landy ♪
641
00:21:16,701 --> 00:21:18,502
♪ Witchy-witchy ♪
642
00:21:18,503 --> 00:21:21,621
♪ Witchy-witchy, witchy-witchy ♪
643
00:21:21,622 --> 00:21:23,340
♪ Witchy-witchy ♪
644
00:21:23,341 --> 00:21:27,311
♪ Witchy-witchy witch. ♪
645
00:21:27,312 --> 00:21:28,661
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